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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my

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Speaker 1: not what you think. We'll get into that and just

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but right now it is the nephew

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Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call. What ignorance are you bringing

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Speaker 1: this today? This is what you think? This is what

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Speaker 1: you think. I ain't know being around the bush with man.

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Speaker 1: This is what you think, all right? Dreaming of your wife,

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Speaker 1: dreaming of your wife. I'm don't say it one more time,

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Speaker 1: dreaming of your wife. You didn't have to say that.

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Speaker 1: It's pride alright, dreaming of your wife. Oid dreaming of

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Speaker 1: your wife? What is it the way I say it?

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Speaker 1: If I just said dreaming of your wife, dreaming of

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Speaker 1: your wife? But when you say it makes it too

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Speaker 1: fall asleep and just go back into it, dreaming of

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Speaker 1: your wife. Let's go cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach uh. Winston wants how you're doing? Man? This

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Speaker 1: is Kevin Man. I actually Uh I work with your wife?

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Speaker 1: Written they we we we we met a couple of times,

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Speaker 1: have been taking a lunch or somebody I work like

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Speaker 1: on on the floor above. Hey, what's up, dude? Are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? Man? I'm doing good? Man? What's up? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you, man, and I

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Speaker 1: you know, personal? Yeah, what personal? Like what dude? Well,

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Speaker 1: who is who is this? My name is Kevin, Like

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Speaker 1: I said, Uh, I work. I work on the on

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Speaker 1: the seventh floor. Your wife is on the sixth. But

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Speaker 1: you know we met a couple of times, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you said that. I'm trying to picture your faith.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Though, don't mean what's up? Okay? You're uh?

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Speaker 1: How how is you in Renee's relationship going? Man? What

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Speaker 1: hows y'all's relationship going? What they got to do? What

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Speaker 1: you do? I mean, I mean y'all, y'all. I mean,

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Speaker 1: me and Renee? Fine? But what they got? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? You said you want to talk to me

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Speaker 1: about some person. You got some person, a boy, my wife?

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Speaker 1: Well some person. I'm like, what what I wanted to

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Speaker 1: tell you, man, is that for some reason? Man, I've

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Speaker 1: been having uh off and on man every other day,

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Speaker 1: I've been having these dreams at night, see dreamed like

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Speaker 1: what do well? Every one of these dreams? Man, renee?

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Speaker 1: Be you them? Really? So? So? You you work with

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Speaker 1: my wife right and you're calling my phone telling me

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Speaker 1: you haven't dreamed about my wife. But just you know,

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Speaker 1: why do you dream about my wife? Well, it's you

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Speaker 1: know what don't work about? Do you work right now? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not at work right now, but not not no, no,

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Speaker 1: but nothing. Let me tell you something. Don't be calling

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Speaker 1: me telling you said, I have a dream about my wife.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you? My wife? What's your name? Kevin?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm on my way up there

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Speaker 1: right to hell now, No, I'm not at the job.

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Speaker 1: I'm not what you Let's let's let they get up

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Speaker 1: tone what you want. Let's not face to faith you

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Speaker 1: you tell my number when you're give me the number?

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Speaker 1: Answer my question? No, I asked what I asked one

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Speaker 1: of the guys at the job for your number, man, doctor,

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Speaker 1: You know I wanted to be man and man and

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Speaker 1: just talk to you, you know, so I'm sitting there,

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Speaker 1: I have a conversation about my wife on the job. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what this is? Uh the show number? My

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Speaker 1: hold on? You called him? Come out? You have to

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Speaker 1: And if I found out that you know what, have

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Speaker 1: been calling my heart and hanging up, you ain't got mefing.

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Speaker 1: Look look look let me man, why is she and

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Speaker 1: you treat about my wh fun? Because you shouldn't looked

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Speaker 1: That I'll get to them look at wife every day?

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Speaker 1: What kind of about you do? Huh? You you're gonna flow? Boy?

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Speaker 1: If everyone she can't meet me for us? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the accounting department. Man, No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let you agree? Will you for to be in the

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Speaker 1: book department? Is? It's about five more minutes? Man? Don't

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Speaker 1: you understand that it's got to be fake? If she

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Speaker 1: keeps showing up? You know you know what up? Hollohol?

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Speaker 1: What what's your last name? Dude? I got your number?

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Speaker 1: You say you work on the seventh flow or a

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Speaker 1: seven flour? That ain't you? Ain't got something to do with?

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Speaker 1: What's your last name? My last name? Well? Why is

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Speaker 1: And my reasons? Man? I don't let him tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell kind of dreams your

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Speaker 1: just happened? But when I beat you up. You gonna

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Speaker 1: swear to God you're gonna with the mother of the

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Speaker 1: king dreams. You understand me. When I get to your

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Speaker 1: job tomorrow morning, I don't give it. Who do you call?

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Speaker 1: Let's believe it gonna be outside waiting for you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: making love to me man in these dreams because it's

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Speaker 1: just passionate man. Renee love me and I love man.

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Speaker 1: Let's I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name?

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Speaker 1: What what what you want me to call? You? Do

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Speaker 1: you know me? Do you say you know me? Right?

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Speaker 1: So you know why I am right? A couple of times? Man?

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Speaker 1: If you know what I'm calling Renee? When I get

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Speaker 1: don't get you my number? Dog you you stot violent.

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Speaker 1: you love the dreams, streep and the kiss and I'm

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Speaker 1: a wife. They gave you a number. Why Why is

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Speaker 1: your wife kissing me back? Kissing me? Seem about my wife?

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Speaker 1: And I'm for the car? She would I get up

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Speaker 1: so with you? You need that? You can't you have

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Speaker 1: anything else you want to say to me in case.

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Speaker 1: So so so what I'm supposed to do when I'm

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Speaker 1: weak up. I don't give what you do with yourself

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Speaker 1: all I can. I'm gonna call your a three way

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Speaker 1: what Renee? I want you to tell me that with

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Speaker 1: face right now? You're coming on the phone. Come see

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Speaker 1: me right now, Come see me like the hell now

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Speaker 1: where you met? I come see you. You ain't got away?

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Speaker 1: Sho gad come see you don't want to do it? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some sleeping for your so I can

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Speaker 1: get back to my dream. You couldn't take this look

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Speaker 1: because what you're about to take that I got. I

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Speaker 1: got everything I need to know. I will be on

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Speaker 1: the Severn floor to my way for you. I got

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Speaker 1: a special delivery for your You understand me? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Let me call her first? Hey, I'll call Renee because

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Speaker 1: get a number either way? How do you get my

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Speaker 1: wife's number and let me do when they called me, man,

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Speaker 1: she tells you could Oh, oh, my wife's called you,

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Speaker 1: so you will tell them. Okay, okay, Let me say

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Speaker 1: this though to you. Let me say this to you.

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Speaker 1: Wants to your wife called me and she wanted me

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Speaker 1: to call you. Oh so my oh, my wife told

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Whist my wife don't call no, she

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Speaker 1: she wanted me to call you. I'm Nephew Timming from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning and Show. Y'all wrong for that?

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Speaker 1: Y'all roll for that dog? You know now you're wrong

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Speaker 1: for that dog? You tell you something to go to

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Speaker 1: Jeter here out of whoever came. I'm hot to here.

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Speaker 1: Dog you you come? Oh man, you're over there, dude.

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Speaker 1: You wrong? You know, young dude, you're wrong? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: hey man, I got one more. There ain't actually Winston.

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Speaker 1: What's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: The Steve Harty Morning the Show, Claire, the baddest show

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Speaker 1: in the land, Baby, most ignorant person on the show.

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Speaker 1: Nephew Timming baby, later to night, gonna be stupid and

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Speaker 1: ignorant Columbus, South Carolina. Baby, you don't beat that. You

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Speaker 1: know you can't buy this ignorance. Man, you can't buy it.

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Speaker 1: You're just It's one of the greatest gifts. I God,

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Speaker 1: it's what And it's not in the skuise, it's up front.

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Speaker 1: It's a blessing. Glad you like I wear stupid? Well,

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Speaker 1: what's understanding? Glad you like it because I showed? Don't

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Speaker 1: want it? You don't want to be me? Why you

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Speaker 1: look up like that? Take your glasses off? Could not

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Speaker 1: be more clear about this? All right, look at the time,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Coming up next, it's

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Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is my neighbor's T shirt

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Speaker 1: in our garage. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.