Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, we're so out of breath because Gandhi gave
Speaker 2: Diamond a karaoke machine for her birthday and we all
Speaker 2: sang karaoke.
Speaker 1: That machine is going to be the death of me,
Speaker 1: even Scotty saying karaoke.
Speaker 3: I was so impressed with you, Scotty, just such a
Speaker 3: good job.
Speaker 1: No, no, but it's But the thing is, these doors are
Speaker 1: not soundproof, and all I hear is this damn karaoke
Speaker 1: machine non stop. So anyway, Danielle, welcome to Serial Killer.
Speaker 3: I am so.
Speaker 2: Excited that you invited me to be part of this
Speaker 2: episode because Halloween is my favorite time of year.
Speaker 1: Oh it was just a Halloween episode, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: That's scary. You can do your witch. You got to
Speaker 1: back away from them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get you mine, pretty, and your little dog too.
Speaker 1: You just blew out. Everybody's your dress, everybody you know what.
Speaker 1: Andrew is down the hall and I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I think he's doing karaoke.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing, but he's complaining about I.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want him to come in.
Speaker 3: I asked him. He said he was gonna come in,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I texted him and said that we started,
Speaker 1: so whatever. Anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast
Speaker 1: where we try cereal. And this particular episode is the
Speaker 1: Halloween episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Halloween cereal. I love it because it always
Speaker 2: has marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Yes, most of them do. And I asked Danielle weeks
Speaker 1: ago because I know she's all about Halloween. So here
Speaker 1: we go. Now, you know a lot of the just
Speaker 1: this the regular run of the mill Halloween cereals are back.
Speaker 1: So you have your orange crispies, the rice crispies.
Speaker 3: But their orange, but they don't taste any diff.
Speaker 1: Just that that. You got your Halloween pebbles that are
Speaker 1: back again this year. They're good, but I think we
Speaker 1: did them last year. You have all the spooky Cawogg cereals,
Speaker 1: the Applejacks and the fruit loops and the chocolate marshmallow
Speaker 1: frosted flakes. They've just changed all the box art. The
Speaker 1: cereal is the same.
Speaker 3: And you've got the count Choculas of the World.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, Count Chocula, Frank and Berry are back for Halloween. Only.
Speaker 1: When we were kids, they were out all year long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now they're only back for Halloween and this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: introducing what a new monster cereal?
Speaker 3: Is it a cool monster?
Speaker 1: It is Girl, the Girl Monster. It's the first girl
Speaker 1: cereal mascot in like forever. So her name is Carmela Creeper.
Speaker 3: Oh she's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is a T shirt with her on it.
Speaker 1: This is caramel apple flavored cereal with marshmallows. So I'm
Speaker 1: not quite sure how this is going to go.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, in the past, monster cereals have
Speaker 1: also included fruit Yummy, Mummy and Fruit Brute, and those
Speaker 1: come in and out every once in a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: What do you mean that?
Speaker 1: Look Andrew the box does? It is not here, It
Speaker 1: doesn't work, he doesn't bring it in, It doesn't have
Speaker 1: the stuff in it for me.
Speaker 3: To go in there, and you know it sucks.
Speaker 1: Okay anyway, so, oh wow, this is vibrant for you.
Speaker 3: This is going to turn the milk green real fast.
Speaker 1: This was sent to us by one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: and I deeply apologized that I did not write the
Speaker 1: name on the box and I can't figure out who
Speaker 1: it was, and I apologize, but thank you for sending
Speaker 1: it to us, you great listener.
Speaker 3: It wasn't Cereal Joel. Oh look how big this can?
Speaker 3: I just this. I don't know if you if you're
Speaker 3: watching the podcast the Marshmallows, I'm actually pretty big. Look
Speaker 3: at that marshmallow pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't eat it.
Speaker 3: Why it tastes like a marshmall. It's not gonna taste
Speaker 3: any different.
Speaker 1: It smells like caramel or caramel.
Speaker 3: Caramel, right, Oh, it tastes smells good.
Speaker 1: I look on the back of the box. There's Count
Speaker 1: Chalcula and franken Berry and Booberry, who did not make
Speaker 1: an appearance this year unfortunately, and there's all new Carmelo.
Speaker 3: Pree is your favorite monster Cereal.
Speaker 1: Count Chocula all day, all day.
Speaker 3: I kimblin.
Speaker 2: I have a Count Chalcula suir, and I'm so mad
Speaker 2: I didn't wear it. I thought I didn't know you
Speaker 2: were wearing yours.
Speaker 3: I would have.
Speaker 1: Brought mine when I was little. Count Chalcula was probably
Speaker 1: that and Cocoa Pebbles was my favorite series. I don't
Speaker 1: like Booberry, Yeah, I don't love it. And you know what,
Speaker 1: and you know what, they've also changed it because it
Speaker 1: was oat when we were It was oat based when
Speaker 1: ye kids, and now it is corn based, if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken. So it's a little bit different, and there's a.
Speaker 3: Better for you.
Speaker 1: I don't know, none of it better, but the old
Speaker 1: formula was was better tasting. So look, I got your
Speaker 1: lacked hate so you.
Speaker 3: Don't poop, So I'm not gonna poop my pants later, milk.
Speaker 1: I know that'd be a rough ride home.
Speaker 3: I gotta go pick my husband up at the airport.
Speaker 1: So the green green is it's very vibrant. Colors are
Speaker 1: very and the marshmallows are Look on.
Speaker 3: This green how green it is from here?
Speaker 1: Pink and orange and yellow and purple orange marshmalls. Yeh
Speaker 1: mm hmm.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have much of a taste.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: That's so weird. It smells so good, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: taste like much.
Speaker 1: It has a hint of caramel flavor. The marshmallows are good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, after quenching a little bit, I do
Speaker 1: taste just a little bit of apple some you know,
Speaker 1: artificial apple flavor, but it's not.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go into the store just to buy this,
Speaker 2: even though the girl in the box is cute.
Speaker 1: This is not a punch in the face. I don't know, Carmelo.
Speaker 1: It's not terrible, but I want to give it. I
Speaker 1: was really excited for it.
Speaker 3: Two bowls.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, I'm gonna give it three balls in a
Speaker 1: spoon because it's still a monster cereal and I like them.
Speaker 1: It's it's just it's it's weak, I would call it,
Speaker 1: but I would.
Speaker 2: Be so excited because you put it in the bowl
Speaker 2: and it's this bright green and you smell it and
Speaker 2: it smells amazing, and then you taste it doesn't taste
Speaker 2: like anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not creeped out by her. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not that great, but it's okay.
Speaker 3: That's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I really would like Andrew to come him.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know if he is.
Speaker 1: I think he's pissed off.
Speaker 3: Now why is he pissed off?
Speaker 1: Because I saw a text roll by while the video.
Speaker 1: He's like, we don't have three mics, and then something
Speaker 1: and he sent an image but I can't see what
Speaker 1: it is because we're recording there. Okay, so it's probably
Speaker 1: like a middle finger.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, so maybe he's mad that I came
Speaker 3: and did this.
Speaker 1: Totally fine with it, I know, but I don't wanthim
Speaker 1: to be bad at me. You'll be mad at you,
Speaker 1: He'll be mad at me. Do' worm out? Yeah? Sorry, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm super excited for this one because we've been watching
Speaker 1: this classic Halloween time yes, since probably the seventies, since
Speaker 1: we were little, and now it's a cereal finally, after
Speaker 1: all this time, so many Kellogg said the bride idea
Speaker 1: to make this a serious what is it? Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, you dropped the box.
Speaker 1: I'm our friend, Matt. Thank you Matt for sending us
Speaker 1: the big box of cereal. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie
Speaker 1: Brown Cereal.
Speaker 3: That's so cool. Look at them, they look like little pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they've got pumpkins and little balls and it's
Speaker 1: vanilla cereal with artificially flavored marshmallows.
Speaker 3: That might be good.
Speaker 2: I want someone to come out with like the Nightmare
Speaker 2: Before Christmas Cereal, the Jack Skellington Cereal.
Speaker 1: And the should wants to be a Nightmare on Elm
Speaker 1: Street serial Yes, and uh with little razor blades in it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: And how about Corpse Bride That would be a great
Speaker 3: cereal that's that's kind of that. That's also a Timberton movie.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm all about Timbert.
Speaker 1: That's a little obscure.
Speaker 3: How about no people love the Corpse Bride? What about?
Speaker 3: What about?
Speaker 1: Okay? Nothing? So that the cereal pieces are orange and
Speaker 1: green and the marshmallows are also orange, so it didn't
Speaker 1: look like there were any marshmallows because they blended.
Speaker 3: How come? How come most of these monster cereals have marshmallows?
Speaker 3: Is there a reason?
Speaker 1: Because they're delicious? Because kids like I don't see any marshmallows.
Speaker 3: You can't see them. Here's why they blend in with
Speaker 3: the orange.
Speaker 1: You didn't just hear me say that.
Speaker 3: I guess, Oh you didn't say that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I gotta tell you. If you listen to the
Speaker 1: Morning show, Danielle is notorious for not really paying attention
Speaker 1: because she's busy doing her her entertainment stuff and like
Speaker 1: people say things and that she literally says the same thing.
Speaker 3: I don't do that a lot, sometimes enough that it
Speaker 3: is noticeable. Is it is?
Speaker 1: You're adorable? Alright? You have your spoon? Where's my spoon?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want Handrew to come in.
Speaker 3: Well, should I go and yellow for him?
Speaker 1: Whatever. Okay, let's see vanilla. This is supposed to be.
Speaker 3: This is a home run.
Speaker 1: M you know, but I'm gonna say, there's not really
Speaker 1: enough marshmallow, isn't it. They get lost in the mix.
Speaker 3: There's only one in my thing here.
Speaker 1: I like this the consistency of the cereal. And again,
Speaker 1: this cereal is the exact same shape and texture as
Speaker 1: that icy cereal that they put out all these novelty
Speaker 1: cereals out of the same shapes. These little balls they
Speaker 1: are exactly the same in shape and texture, just different colors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all it is. But I really like this. It's
Speaker 1: getting four balls.
Speaker 2: A core line cereal would be good too. You can
Speaker 2: make it with the little black um she's the button
Speaker 2: eyes sometimes, or make the Yeah, there's idea.
Speaker 3: Guys, come on.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is these these holiday cereals are only
Speaker 1: out for a very limited time, so it has to
Speaker 1: be something that's really like hits home Jesus good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking?
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, Gosh, four balls in this.
Speaker 1: Mooth very good. Spencer would love to be here right now.
Speaker 2: Hey what And I told him I was doing this
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh my gosh, Mom, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I can't ready to listen. Let me tell you your podcast.
Speaker 2: This podcast and Brooklyn Boys are his two favorite podcasts
Speaker 2: gets him through everything.
Speaker 1: Did you send him over with the serial killers?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: He took his T shirt, he took his elvis to
Speaker 2: Rancho T shirt, he took his Brooklyn Boy's hat.
Speaker 1: I fully expect him to be coming home with some
Speaker 1: serial for us.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I'm sure he will. Does he keep an
Speaker 2: eye out, Yes, and I'm sure he'll. Maybe he'll send
Speaker 2: some over if he gets it before he can come home.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't have to do that because it's expensive.
Speaker 3: And who are we paying for? Mommy will be banged.
Speaker 1: That's true. I can't find anything in this computer, so
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna Andrew yeah, because I think that he's
Speaker 1: I think that he's going to like the next one. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I just can't find anything in here. This
Speaker 1: thing stinks. So Andrew does not bring the stupid man
Speaker 1: box anymore because he's just too lazy to bring it in,
Speaker 1: and he lends it out to all these other podcasts.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I guess we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Going to take a quick break and then right back
Speaker 1: to the Halloween episode of Serial Killers. It's the right
Speaker 1: thing to do. Ed, We're back. This is the Halloween
Speaker 1: episode of Serial Killers. And if you didn't hear any
Speaker 1: commercials there, then you just heard me say that moments ago.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Andrew, welcome to your podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cool. Is that there's only two.
Speaker 3: Mike feels bad because I feel like I took your
Speaker 3: spot and I didn't mean to. This is your thing, no,
Speaker 3: but it is your podcast. So sit down.
Speaker 1: There's three chairs, so put up and pull a chair
Speaker 1: and stick it in the middle and you could just
Speaker 1: brock that. Micant to.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. The Great Pumpkin Cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you missed it. Do you want to try
Speaker 1: it real quick? Let you try it real quick and
Speaker 1: you can rate it.
Speaker 5: Oh you're so small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, try everyone. It's really good.
Speaker 1: It is good. But you know what the other one
Speaker 1: not so good. Carmela Creeper was just kind of I
Speaker 1: don't like that.
Speaker 3: It tastes like anything. It tastes like nothing, really nothing.
Speaker 1: Here you go, okay, so this is it's the Great
Speaker 1: Pumpkin Charlie Brown Cereal. And you try it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so stiny down here. It's fine you are
Speaker 2: think I'm able to hear us going back and forth.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, isn't it good? See but he said that there's
Speaker 2: another one you'll like even better?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so what are you going to rate it? Andrew?
Speaker 5: I give it four balls good.
Speaker 1: That's what I gave it. See now this is we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do this next one because I realized. I
Speaker 1: realized that I bought it and it's exactly the same
Speaker 1: as last year. They just changed the box art. So
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch Halloween Crunch. Anyway, we did it last year
Speaker 1: and they turned the milk cream. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: why I don't want to do it. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why I don't want to do it because if we
Speaker 1: give it a different rating than last year, it's going
Speaker 1: to make this podcast just really, you know, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Maybe it tastes different because there's little green stuff.
Speaker 1: No there, it's the same cereal, just a different box
Speaker 1: and a new creepy cap'n.
Speaker 4: I mean I always give Captain Crunch crunchberries like five balls,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: So, but it's not crunchberries. So so here this one.
Speaker 3: This guys have not changed. It's lovely.
Speaker 1: This one is new and I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 5: Am I gonna like this?
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 5: You've been the guest. I can't find it's your podcast, yes,
Speaker 5: but you're the guests.
Speaker 3: They can hear me. Believe me. Believe if you hear
Speaker 3: what I did before, my witch cackle right.
Speaker 1: Shake, Okay, So check it out, dude. Chocolate Lucky Charms
Speaker 1: Haunted marsh Haunted Marshmallow Limited Edition. Yeah, now you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, technically this is just chocolate Lucky Charms jinks.
Speaker 1: But because it's Haunted Marshmallows, it's a different cereal, just
Speaker 1: like you know. Now there's another Lucky charge.
Speaker 5: Wait, no, what haunted? Because it's haunted.
Speaker 1: That's right, because Lucky has fangs.
Speaker 5: If that didn't have ghosts, then that's not.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: But we actually did this. Nobody likes compair the size
Speaker 1: of their fangs. We did that actual cereal last year.
Speaker 1: This is brand new and we've never done it. We've yes,
Speaker 1: we've done Lucky Chocolate with Marshes.
Speaker 5: I just don't want haunted to be the qualification trying.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's because it's Halloween. Different shapes to
Speaker 1: taste the same, though of course, of course.
Speaker 3: My question, why can't you do this?
Speaker 1: Because that cereal is identical that I know, it is different.
Speaker 1: This is a Halloween edition, but we did it though
Speaker 1: last year. Checked the website Cereal killers Piece dot com.
Speaker 3: But it's a different based on just a different.
Speaker 1: Box because they upgraded and.
Speaker 5: Made they made that captain like three D nail.
Speaker 1: He's creepy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's three D creepy.
Speaker 1: Just like okay, just like there's another there's another new
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms.
Speaker 5: Did you take the commercial break?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Andrew, yes, when you right out together.
Speaker 3: Look at the Lucky Charm What is what?
Speaker 1: They're a little smaller?
Speaker 3: What is this one?
Speaker 1: That's a unicorn?
Speaker 3: That's a unicorn? Why is there a unicorn in the
Speaker 3: Haunted edition?
Speaker 1: They just they just added bats.
Speaker 3: Let me just hold on. Yes, that looks like a horn.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Welcomeson, this is mine?
Speaker 1: Had literally anyway you anyway like I was like I
Speaker 1: was saying. Also, there's another Lucky Charms now that's available
Speaker 1: at Sam's Club exclusively and they have Cube blue Cube
Speaker 1: marshmallows because it's the Sam's Club exclusive. But I'm still
Speaker 1: going to get it because it is a different cereal
Speaker 1: even though it's the same case. You're right, so.
Speaker 3: Let me oh what they do have limited edition marshmallows.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. There's bats in here. Again, you
Speaker 1: didn't listen the half of them?
Speaker 2: Is he really yelling at Yes, he told me that
Speaker 2: this happens on the show all the time.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: They say something and I don't listen, and I repeated
Speaker 3: five seconds.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: I said, that's that's you know, it's part of my charm.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm giving it five balls? Five balls
Speaker 1: all day. I don't know, be careful because whatever you
Speaker 1: give this, I'm going to go back and check chocolate
Speaker 1: lucky charms and see if it matches.
Speaker 5: Mmm.
Speaker 4: Well, the chocolate's kind of weak on the pieces. The
Speaker 4: marshmallows are great as us. I give it four balls.
Speaker 4: It's it's yeah, it's queazy.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows in this are so much better than the marshmallows,
Speaker 2: and it's the great You.
Speaker 1: Know why why different brand? Kellogg's General Mills.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I was gonna say? And he
Speaker 5: might hate me?
Speaker 4: What's not the tricks rappit the cocoa puff rabbit Sonny Sonny.
Speaker 4: I was expecting that for the chocolate pieces. No, and
Speaker 4: it doesn't taste like that.
Speaker 1: Because they're different shape.
Speaker 5: Those are balls, I know, but the chocolate doesn't taste
Speaker 5: the same chocolate balls.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, I am gonna say that General
Speaker 2: Mills really should learn something about marshmallows.
Speaker 1: I learn about your brands.
Speaker 2: Let me take that back, you, Racey, Racey, race I
Speaker 2: think Kelloggs should learn something from General Mills about marshmallows
Speaker 2: because their marshmallows are so much better.
Speaker 5: I don't disagree. Ms marshmallows are good Bye balls.
Speaker 3: By balls all right. I could have another ball of.
Speaker 1: That me too, and I might so, Andrew, thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us late on this episode of Serial Killers. That's it.
Speaker 1: What do you want? I mean, I have some fall cereals,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to do that yet. Look, we
Speaker 1: got pumpkin spice, frosted flames. Yeah, so we'll do a
Speaker 1: fall episode on the cereal. That's the new table. We
Speaker 1: haven't been there yet. All right, Oh my god, a
Speaker 1: piece of cereal came out on my hand. No, a
Speaker 1: chunk of cereal came out of your mouth onto my hand.
Speaker 1: All right, are we ready to go? Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Please follow us on socials at serial Killers PC Radio.
Speaker 1: Daniel Monaro right on Instagram, Yes, Ze Scotti be on Instagram,
Speaker 1: Andrew Punk on Instagram. And please check out our website,
Speaker 1: serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see all these ratings
Speaker 1: and the ratings of the hundreds and hundreds nearly a
Speaker 1: thousand other cereals that we've done. And guess what over
Speaker 1: nine hundred, Holy, guess what? Next week is episode.
Speaker 3: Three hundred little party party hats?
Speaker 1: If Andrew shows up?
Speaker 3: How many episodes has he not really been in?
Speaker 1: Three six, seven, most maybe maybe fifteen?
Speaker 3: You have all those? It's okay, thank you, it happens.
Speaker 1: You don't how many Serial Killers episodes I missed?
Speaker 4: Howcause I try and bring cereal and you're like, no, no,
Speaker 4: gotta curate it.
Speaker 5: Did he say it was a perfectly curated episode?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: But it is?
Speaker 5: Thank god? Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for listening. We'll see you Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Wednesday, maybe with a bull chat of
Speaker 1: Andrew decides to pop in. Otherwise, next Monday will be
Speaker 1: the fall three hundredth episode of Serial Killers. Until then,
Speaker 1: say crunch, everybody, crush.
Speaker 5: I can already tell you Next Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Is bad for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh boy, you can't do it. I don't know yet. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go, Vegas for the iHeart. Oh, he won't
Speaker 1: be here, Danielle me and you know I will be you.
Speaker 3: We're not going to the iHeart. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going either. Yeah this year me and Danielle.
Speaker 1: Yeay bye