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Speaker 1: What has happened to our food? It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. More and more, we're living in a

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Speaker 1: gluten free, impossible meat, alternative milk type of world.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're coming for oat milk now too.

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Speaker 1: It's a shame because experts say you can actually tell

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Speaker 1: a lot about a person based on how you butter

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Speaker 1: your toast.

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Speaker 2: Oh and I know most people now don't like toast

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Speaker 2: or butter. Yeah, I was gonna say, I can't stay

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Speaker 2: away from the butter.

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Speaker 1: Instead, you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your organic

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Speaker 1: flax seeds. But you know what, either way, psychologists have

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Speaker 1: weighed in and broke down different buttering techniques and what

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Speaker 1: each one says about you as.

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Speaker 2: A person only one. There's a lot of ways to

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 1: So texting seventy five nine two tell us if this

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Speaker 1: accurately describes you and your buttering technique or not. But Brooke,

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Speaker 1: real quick, how do you like to butter your toast?

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Speaker 1: If you think about it, I'm assuming that you're a

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Speaker 1: busy mom, So you like to butter it fast and dirty,

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Speaker 1: in and out type of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I make sure every corner is covered.

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Speaker 3: A it really, really bothers me if you don't get

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Speaker 3: the toast as soon as it pops up, because then

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Speaker 3: you have unmelted butter, and there is nothing worse on

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Speaker 3: toast than unmelted butter.

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Speaker 1: You're you're a total coverage type of butter. Every square

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Speaker 1: inch of the bread must have butter on it, edge

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Speaker 1: to edge.

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Speaker 2: I love butter. I'm not like that at all.

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Speaker 1: That means you're methodical, precise, and like to be in

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Speaker 1: control all the time. And you're definitely afraid your work

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Speaker 1: will check your browser history.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Go on, Now, what's your go to buttering style when

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Speaker 1: you're an apartment To me, you seem like a methodical spreader.

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Speaker 2: No, see, I'm the opposite.

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Speaker 1: I literally take the butter and I go from upper

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Speaker 1: right corner to bottom left corner in a diagonal motion

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Speaker 1: a few swipes.

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Speaker 2: You fit the simple glider technique. Yeah, I just casually.

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Speaker 1: Tossed butter on gliding across the blood like once twice,

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Speaker 1: maybe three times, and that's good enough. That means you're

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Speaker 1: laid back, easy going, and you don't believe in using contraception.

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Speaker 1: Contraception means to you, the simple glider and I also

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Speaker 1: don't need.

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Speaker 3: It because I'm not having it yet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, how are you not a father?

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Speaker 2: But then I realized come alone. Yeah I get it. Now.

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Speaker 1: We're looking at a study that broke down how you

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Speaker 1: butter your bread and what that says about your personality.

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Speaker 3: Don't even ask Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I know she doesn't even eat butter.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing she's the type that stumbles home at the

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Speaker 1: end of the night and drunkenly dunks the entire bread

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Speaker 1: directly into the butter jar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't at that.

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Speaker 2: You're a butter eater.

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Speaker 1: It's just kind of like an extra green I got

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Speaker 1: money for us bread plate, right, Well, then, I guess

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Speaker 1: you would fit the the barely there Yeah, just enough

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Speaker 1: butter to hardly get the job done.

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Speaker 2: Not a drop. Everybody has like an extra little bit.

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Speaker 2: I'll rub it on you know.

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Speaker 1: OK, let's see it says it means you're a go getter.

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Speaker 1: You like to move quickly, you don't waste any time,

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Speaker 1: and you probably you're a runner. That makes sense, and

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Speaker 1: you probably have lots of corny motivational sayings and posters

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Speaker 1: up around your house in workspace that help get you.

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Speaker 2: Through the day.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've hot.

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Speaker 2: Does that count motiv I mean, yeah, okay, I'm personally

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Speaker 2: more of a clumper.

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Speaker 1: Get it on the toast and like a couple of clumps,

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Speaker 1: and then I like to like let my mouth do

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Speaker 1: the spread.

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Speaker 2: So gross clumpers involved.

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Speaker 1: Minimal spreading, just one or two clumps of butter mashed

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Speaker 1: into the bread. It means you think outside of the

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Speaker 1: box and you like to do.

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Speaker 2: Things your own way.

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Speaker 1: You also tend to be forgetful and disorganized, but you

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Speaker 1: do have an active libido and many people adore you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think you may have added a couple

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Speaker 2: of sentences there.

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Speaker 1: Right on points me almost almost said you're basically prince Charming.

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Speaker 2: When I hear the words active lebido, I think of Jazz.

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Speaker 2: When I heard the words clumper, I think of Jeff.

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Speaker 2: All right, there, we're looking at a study again.

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Speaker 1: It's breaking down how you butter your bread and what

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Speaker 1: it says about you as a person. So some of

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Speaker 1: the ones that we didn't mention because we covered everybody

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Speaker 1: in the room.

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Speaker 2: There's would you like some toast with that butter? If

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Speaker 2: you're the type of person who is way.

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Speaker 1: More butter than normal, to the point you can feel

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Speaker 1: the moisture all My mom.

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Speaker 3: When she makes toast for us, she does it in

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Speaker 3: the pan and she.

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Speaker 2: And she puts butter on both sides. I actually have

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Speaker 2: one for that. I'll get to that in a second.

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Speaker 1: But people who would like people who like to over

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Speaker 1: butter their toast means you have a happy disposition. You

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Speaker 1: enjoy life and you don't mind over indulging. But there's

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Speaker 1: a sixty percent chance you'll spend most of your life

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Speaker 1: alone because you're so sl and unpredictable. The negative but

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Speaker 1: good thing, She's ma back to your mom the double cider. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: the double sider is a sign of high creativity.

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Speaker 2: You live by your own set.

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Speaker 1: Of rules and don't mind being the weird one in

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Speaker 1: your friend group or your family. My love, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is not good. You also struggle with staying faithful.

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Speaker 1: You think it is better both in butter and in love.

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Speaker 3: Yes, my mom and dad listened to the show She's

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Speaker 3: Eating Home records.

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Speaker 2: Don't get divorced, Arlene. Who are you listening with right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Which may?

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Speaker 3: I don't know where you found that Butterlover's newsletter, Butterlover's Weekly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what your buttering technique says about your personality again.

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Speaker 2: Texting seventy five nine two.

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Speaker 1: If you think it fit and it was true to

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Speaker 1: who you really are, we got your phone town coming up.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.