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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Give me just sixty seconds,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you how you can get people

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Speaker 1: to like you more. No, I'm not a motivational speaker.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it sounded like it, right. Just sixty seconds

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you how you could be more likable.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Say that because scientists actually came

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Speaker 1: out with the three easy ways to make people like

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Speaker 1: you more. I think everybody wants to be liked more.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you the first way to make people

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Speaker 1: not like you right away is do what I did

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Speaker 1: and get a throat tattooed that instantly, instantly makes people

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Speaker 1: on guarding this weekend, it was so awkward between your

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Speaker 1: roads tattoo and my resting beefhase. It makes people hate

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Speaker 1: us from the moment they meet us. Yeah, that's very true.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I decided to take a trip to Napa

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Wine Country, right, we don't know real quick

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Speaker 1: that we are not Wine Country people. Yeah. I think

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Speaker 1: Wine Country is happy about that. We look so out

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Speaker 1: of place. It started with the rental car place sex

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Speaker 1: and four one O six one. What does a vacation

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Speaker 1: horror story you have? And if you like awkward vacation

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Speaker 1: horror stories, guess what you're in luck. From the moment

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Speaker 1: we got to the rental car place, it was bad.

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Speaker 1: Right out of the gate. We got to the counter,

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Speaker 1: I realized that I accidentally booked a car for AM

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Speaker 1: and not PM. Oh no tip, In case you guys

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Speaker 1: don't know this, but if you return a rental car early,

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Speaker 1: you're going to get charged extra for that. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: since I booked it for AM instead of PM. She

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Speaker 1: started saying that we're going to own more money, and

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Speaker 1: that I can't have a car that I reserved, and

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Speaker 1: this and that and blah blah. She can't overwrite it.

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Speaker 1: I think she just didn't think we should be renting

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Speaker 1: from them. Look at that throat tattoo and look at her.

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Speaker 1: They're definitely not hurts material. So she's given us a

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Speaker 1: hard time saying we owe extra money to return the

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Speaker 1: car early, when that wasn't even what was booked. It

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Speaker 1: took so long for her to give us an answer.

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Speaker 1: She actually was trying to have Alex edit the reservation

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Speaker 1: herself instead of her doing it. I'm like, don't you

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Speaker 1: have all the tools in front of you to do it?

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Speaker 1: And then Eventually, though, she started arguing with us, she

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Speaker 1: started actually arguing with us. At this point, there had

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Speaker 1: been a whole line behind us of people waiting to

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Speaker 1: rent a car, and we were actually being nice. I

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Speaker 1: know it probably doesn't sound like it, but we were.

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Speaker 1: We were being calm and nice because we didn't we

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Speaker 1: just wanted to get the car inside of our pocket

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Speaker 1: or window or whatever you want to call it. We

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Speaker 1: were being cool, and then she just started arguing with

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Speaker 1: us like a teenager because she was looking for a

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Speaker 1: manager whatever. She came back. We didn't know she was

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Speaker 1: looking for a manager because she's just walked off. And

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Speaker 1: then Alex goes, oh, hey, have you figured it out yet,

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Speaker 1: and she goes, I was talking to my manager, and

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Speaker 1: Alex nicely replied, oh, I didn't know you went to

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Speaker 1: go get the manager, because the lady didn't tell us

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Speaker 1: to get a manager. Very she didn't not a ridiculous

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Speaker 1: thing to say. And then she looked at Alex and

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Speaker 1: she goes, well, I'm not the one that booked it

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Speaker 1: for five thirty, no, for the wrong time. It got

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Speaker 1: so bad that I turned around to the people to

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Speaker 1: line behind us, and I was like, I'm sure these

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Speaker 1: people want to be helped. Can you just do it please? Right?

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Speaker 1: And all the people were just blinking with little thanks

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Speaker 1: you all written on their eyelids, we want to be helped.

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Speaker 1: And then she finally started helping us and stopped arguing

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Speaker 1: at that point. At that point, it was so awkward

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Speaker 1: because this was going on that it was dead quiet

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Speaker 1: and awkward in there, and everybody was looking at us, like,

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Speaker 1: why is the guy with the throat tattoo and the

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Speaker 1: lady with resting beeface the rational ones here? That's and

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Speaker 1: of course since it was jew bowl, it was all

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Speaker 1: quiet in there and she was trying to finish the reservation.

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Speaker 1: We're just staying there in silence. Everybody is. And then

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Speaker 1: Jibble goes you are arguing though, he looked up from

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Speaker 1: the keyboard and look down, and I was like, God,

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Speaker 1: just looked up. And here's another hot tip for you.

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Speaker 1: If you go to wine Country and you're not wearing

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Speaker 1: a floppy hat and a sun dress, you're wearing black

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Speaker 1: combat boots, black biker shorts, and a crap T shirt

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Speaker 1: that has whe leaves for boobies. Her husband has a

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Speaker 1: throat tattoo that looks like an ARTI show. They are

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Speaker 1: all going to look at you like who invited the

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Speaker 1: trailer track? I actually think Alex and I made people

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Speaker 1: fear for their life in that The weekend, I need it.

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Speaker 1: We went to a restaurant. It's one of these super

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Speaker 1: nice restaurants. And I love going to those places looking

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Speaker 1: like I do, because they always look at you like, um,

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Speaker 1: do you have a gift card? Do you have a gun?

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know the sold gift cards to this place.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Or he must way staff watching us

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Speaker 1: making sure we don't dine and ditch. Everybody's looking at

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Speaker 1: us like, well, if they'll pay with the gift card,

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Speaker 1: then they must have won the lottery. So we're in

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Speaker 1: this nice restaurant. It's nothing about old people all dressed up.

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Speaker 1: It's a group of old guys in suits. They look

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Speaker 1: like they just got a deal done, and they were

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Speaker 1: cheersing their wine together, and I was like, man, something

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Speaker 1: happened on Wall Street. That's cool. So all these old,

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Speaker 1: pretentious wine people are looking at us, and of course

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Speaker 1: for fun, I had to make it more awkward. And

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Speaker 1: there was something called pave on the menu. Pave, And

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Speaker 1: so when the waiter came up, I just loudly said,

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Speaker 1: what's that paved stuff? That is? But the best part

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Speaker 1: was we went through the whole meal. All these people

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Speaker 1: are looking at a side I'd like, man who let

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Speaker 1: the riff raff in? And they for sure thought we

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Speaker 1: were drug dealers or something. But the best part was

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Speaker 1: the moment that I think they all thought they were

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Speaker 1: going to die. Remember we're traveling and we had bags

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Speaker 1: in the trunk and Alex wanted me to grab her

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Speaker 1: makeup bag from one of the suitcases. The cars parked

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Speaker 1: right in front of the window with all these people

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Speaker 1: that were just looking at us like we shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: in there. So I go to the trunk to get

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Speaker 1: the bag, but I'm struggling with it. So I look

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Speaker 1: really frustrated trying to pull the bag out, and then

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Speaker 1: I finally get it out and I slam it down

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Speaker 1: and then I open it up to get Alex's makeup

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Speaker 1: bag and then I grab her makeup bag. It looks

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Speaker 1: like a little mill terry bag that would maybe have

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Speaker 1: a gun in it. I slammed the thing and I

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Speaker 1: couldn't get the thing clothes. I slam it clothes the

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Speaker 1: hard to throw it in there and slam the hood

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Speaker 1: and walk back and they're like, oh, somebody's gonna die tonight.

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Speaker 1: So we spent the whole weekend and app by having

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Speaker 1: people judge us because of the way we look like

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Speaker 1: we're white trash and we don't belong there, or we

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Speaker 1: had a gift card to be there, or we won

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Speaker 1: the lotto. Do you do you want to know what

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Speaker 1: I wanted in that bag? It was my lottery tickets

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Speaker 1: to see if I want then Jebel Show on demand