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Speaker 1: Am I the a whole?

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Speaker 1: Just cut her? Bring a knife, uh oh and make

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Speaker 1: her bled? Can we make this a true gentleman's joust? Ooh,

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Speaker 1: bring that dueling, dude, Bring it Erica. You were in

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Speaker 1: Actually, the government encouraged that because I was the government

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Speaker 2: Let it bring back dueling. Let's bring it back.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's have all homophobic mother in laws in the shootout.

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Speaker 1: In a duel Western stand ladiators context, my friend F

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Speaker 1: for about ten years. They had to fight a lot

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Speaker 1: They work in very manly meaning homophobic fields and have

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Speaker 2: Are they podcast hosts and list of professions I think

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Speaker 2: they are? They? Say, it's so manly. We're picking things

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Speaker 2: up yep, throwing them down? Also homophobic? And yeah, how

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Speaker 2: can I be homophobic? I have a podcast? Damn.

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Speaker 1: A few years ago their company went through high level

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Speaker 2: Whoo. Yeah maybe now after all they have been through.

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Speaker 1: They planned a dream wedding and a big party, not

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Speaker 1: She had heard about the wedding no idea how and

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Speaker 1: To make it short, she was incredibly sorry for how

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Speaker 2: Man, I mean, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: She even begged him to let her pay for the

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Speaker 1: My goodness, Jesus, and mostly because it was none of

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Speaker 2: Even if I got to officiate it myself. To friends, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Now, fear nothing, beloved, Internet, we will be marrying those

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Speaker 2: John, Let's go insert it into my mouth and spail

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Speaker 2: there we go? Good right, very good? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it took us two days to reach out to

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Speaker 2: Probably a lot, a lot. Apparently I'm gonna do it

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Speaker 2: in McDonald's blame. People have done it, talko Bell, people

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm sure they have. Yes, I'm just like

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Speaker 1: As a lot of you are predicted, most of them

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Speaker 1: it was already booked. But f and future dear husband's

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, and guys, why aren't we all CEOs? This

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Speaker 2: Friends, one evil mother zero fucked that mother? Yeah with

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Speaker 2: that eight by eight, Oh god, and Riley syphilis and

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Speaker 2: Riley syphilis all one eight hundred Riley syphilis. If you

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Speaker 2: want some, Yes, the bumps you ride all night long,

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Speaker 2: use it than he is dead corpse now because the arms. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he died hard and stayed hard, that's right, that's that

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Speaker 2: rigor mortis for your baby. How the body when it dies,

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Speaker 2: it like stiffs up. That's right. Yeah, before were thrust

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Speaker 2: now you do. That's right.

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Speaker 1: You're learning all kinds of things tonight, Riley, the more

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, dang, So it sounds like they already like

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Speaker 2: made it almost. I guess it was like the plan

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Speaker 2: that's like saying like, hey, like can you help me

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Speaker 2: like fucking google it like it's the it's the equivalent

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Speaker 2: here's a recipe, you make it yourself. They're an American. Here,

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Speaker 2: than than not giving the recipe.

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Speaker 1: American here recipes so kind. I don't know the details.

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Speaker 1: I was only on flower duty, but I heard people

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Speaker 2: What are these ingredients? Like? Bullseeaman?

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Speaker 1: This is yeah apparently, and they effing nailed it. The

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Speaker 1: I mean, the grooms friends to evil mother zero bye.

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Speaker 1: Finally the party happened and it was completely over the top.

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Speaker 1: They kept thanking everybody, and there was so much love

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Speaker 2: Friends a thousand mother.

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Speaker 1: Zero yom, even with our money gifts and their original

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Speaker 1: It was fine they would just postpone the honeymoon, but

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Speaker 2: Whoa wow. I don't think those CEOs are paying their

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Speaker 2: employees at like enough if they can afford to give

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Speaker 2: a full on honeymoon. Hey, let's dock. Everyone's pay ye

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Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, we're gonna give you a honeymoon. We're

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Speaker 2: just gonna take it out of your beat.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Riley, Nathan, this anniversary wasn't enough, so we will

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Speaker 1: be docking one hundred percent and enjoying it. Okay, we

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Speaker 2: Boo, that's a good rap. That's a good rap. That

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Speaker 2: is a beautiful story, beautiful. Now, friends coming together. I

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Speaker 1: And I think again like the the energy of your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed, so much more agreed. I think like the

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Speaker 2: thanking her. That's right. Yeah, thanks evil mom. Maybe that

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Speaker 2: was all part of her plan. Oh shit, that would

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Speaker 2: be smart, very interesting move man. But let us know

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Speaker 2: what you think. Do you think the mother loves an asshole?

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Speaker 2: And tell us.

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Speaker 1: Your worst mother in law or father in law stories,

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Speaker 1: your worst in law stories in.

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Speaker 2: The how like? How like did your wedding go wrong?

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Speaker 2: Or did anything go wrong in your wedding? Wedding disaster stories?

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Speaker 2: We need a friend's wedding, like, let us know any weddings? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: tell us see you soon. In the arms up female audience,

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Speaker 2: I would love to know that. Actually, ladies, are you

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Speaker 2: well late? Ladies don't clap cheeks? What do they do?

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Speaker 2: Their cheeks are clapping? Yeah? Have you got cheek clapping?

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Speaker 1: You? Have you been on the receiving clapping okop, you

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Speaker 1: might be entitled the compensation called one hundred okay cheeks

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Speaker 1: and submit photo evidence.

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Speaker 2: Specifically asked for it. All right. I kicked my dad

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Speaker 2: out of my mom's funeral. I had security remove him

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes Daddy's gotta go, Daddy's gotta gotta get

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Speaker 1: Amy's gotta go, Daddy's got to go to Yeah, I say,

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Speaker 1: don't just remove him from the funeral, move him from

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Speaker 2: You know, like you know, like in India, some places

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Speaker 2: I had no idea about that. I know that. I

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to live without you. To the m

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Speaker 2: degree like romantic, I think it's romantic. I think it's hot.

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Speaker 2: It is pretty hot. It's pretty hot. It literally is

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Speaker 2: how yeah auci Auchi. All right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: My parents divorced ten years ago. My father initiated he

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Speaker 2: your love should never be hinged on a financial decision. Never,

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Speaker 2: my mother was naive to agree with it, because once

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Speaker 2: It should be obvious that none of us were happy

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Speaker 2: They were barred from entry. One of my aunts got

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Speaker 2: My cousin invited him, so I had security has court

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Speaker 2: This event has caused a rift between my families, or

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Speaker 2: at least em biggened the one already there is ambigened

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Speaker 2: and bigon is a word. A few of my aunts

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Facebook, removing from Snapchat, that's what all care?

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Speaker 2: There you go kill my streak? Shore Was I an

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Speaker 2: asshole in this situation? For what it's worth, I was

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Speaker 2: who flew out for the funeral. And there is an

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Speaker 2: edit okay, which I don't think is necessary.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, I'm very curious to hear whatever things I mean.

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Speaker 2: Seems pretty cut and dry to me. I think that

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Speaker 2: that is definitely the ahole.

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Speaker 1: Like like, remember how OPI in the beginning said like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging his reasoning of like, oh, I want to,

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Speaker 1: you know, go out and I guess experience someone else.

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Speaker 2: That maybe maybe maybe could have been okay.

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Speaker 1: But I think the fact that he dumped all the

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Speaker 1: debt on her intentionally ruined everything, and like basically it

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Speaker 1: seemed kind.

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Speaker 2: Of left out of their lives and all this bus. Okay,

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Speaker 2: But my question is that question is yes, okay, is

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Speaker 2: it an asshole move to bring your new wife to

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Speaker 2: your old wife's general I think that could be totally fine,

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Speaker 2: totally fine, That could be totally fine after how many

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Speaker 2: years is it? Okay? Let's say, let's say, all right,

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Speaker 2: you're you're you cheated on your wife and then married

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Speaker 2: the mistress.

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Speaker 1: So this is what I was gonna say. I think

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Speaker 1: it way more depends on the scenario than that. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you couldn't at all at period. Yeah, yeah, especially if

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Speaker 1: it caused a big if he was really saw we

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Speaker 1: will we saw, well, we saw your new mommy, and

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Speaker 1: I'm well, we saw we she gave me a spank.

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Speaker 2: Until you don't have oh we're bringing back oh okay.

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Speaker 2: So it depends on how it ended. If it ended

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Speaker 2: in cheating, is there a certain amount of years or

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Speaker 2: it's never never, probably years, depending on the scenario. Ten

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Speaker 2: years could be sooner, five years could be sooner, maybe

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Speaker 2: like five years, five years okay, safety, Let's say you

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Speaker 2: broke up with your wife she got terminal cancer, like

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Speaker 2: a month after you guys broke up. Okay, you're dating

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Speaker 2: a new woman. She dies three months later? Do you

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Speaker 2: bring the new wife? Then? Wait, you're dating and Mary,

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Speaker 2: this woman newly married. Did my wife die a month

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Speaker 2: after being diagnoe? Three months three? My wife was dead

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Speaker 2: for three months, but your wife has been no your

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Speaker 2: wife three months after you broke up? Your wife is dead,

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Speaker 2: right right?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you've been dating this girl for three months and

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Speaker 2: then quickly married her. Yeah, that seems pretty quick, pretty quick. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So in that scenario, how how many months do I

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Speaker 2: have to wait to invite my new wife to my

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Speaker 2: dead wife's funeral?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Like a few years is fine? Like maybe one or two? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So one or two for one or two for new wives.

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Speaker 2: If you broke up, amicab, you welcome amicle so amical

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Speaker 2: amicable break up one or two years? Cheating five years? Sure,

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Speaker 2: we have the rules. The rules are set. The rules

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Speaker 2: are set by me. Yeah, the arbatar of your wife

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Speaker 2: said mistresses funeral arrangements ten funeral attendance. But you know, Sam,

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Speaker 2: you know what I want to attend? What do you

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Speaker 2: want to attend? Your next story? Let's go oh is

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Speaker 2: this me? No, I just read this, just kidding. My

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Speaker 2: next story, Wow, forgets forgets in the story. That's a

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Speaker 2: new low for me.