WEBVTT - We hate diet coke 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.520 Your heavenly Father. Please, for the love of God, Please, 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.279 for the love of God, give us a good episode today. 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:23.720 I swear to God, like all the good parts, all 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.880 the nutrients. Please, please, please, please, don't let. 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.600 The demons attack us. Don't let the demons attack us. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.319 Let us only be full of laughter and joy and 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:31.280 Drew ship. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.880 Guys, I'm back and I fucked up. We started recording 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.960 an episode and I didn't press record on the audience we. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:41.720 Record, You're and that was proof that prayer is actually 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.720 it's manifesting evil. Like you're asking God not to do 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.720 or you're asking him to do something good for you, 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.120 but really he's gonna give you evil. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:51.720 Literally, Why do you only talk. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.320 To him when you need something from him? I feel 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.520 like God low key, I'm like God as fuck. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:01:01.360 What is that fucking vibrator? That's her wingbot outside? 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.000 Yeah, my writer's mad because I haven't been fucking with her, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.200 so she's at the door right now. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.399 Yase, libido is so low. It's actually so fucking annoying. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.360 I know I haven't been giving why annoying? 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.080 She won't put out right, Like, it's not like you 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.600 can have sex. You have a stomach full of shit, y'all. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:19.960 It is so fried for me. So let's like take 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:25.640 it back a few days. I literally, like like three 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.520 days ago. I was like, damn, I haven't like no, 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:29.080 not even three days ago, like a. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.800 Couple of days, Like yeah, by Wednesday. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:34.400 You were like, damn, I haven't shit in like a 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.720 few days. But like normally when I ship, I can 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:40.959 like feel like it like or when I don't shit, 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:43.040 I can like feel it like in my guts, like 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:46.039 it's like horrible, and like I was like, huh, like 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.480 I don't feel that crazy. But then I started doing 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:49.960 the math and I was like, oh my god, I 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.800 haven't shit since the day before we left for Big 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.240 sur So I was like, oh my god, it has 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.400 been now eleven days, eleven days to the day that 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.600 I have not shit. And I was like, oh my 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.440 fucking god, like, actually, what is going on with me? 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.080 And it's those goddamn fucking pumpkin seeds. I swear to 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.919 fucking gop it is. It's it's the fucking pumpkin seeds. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.680 They're fucking evil, they're sinistered, they're dark sided. I fucking 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:16.280 hate pumpkin seeds. They taste so goddamn good. But like 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:20.280 they're canceled. I'm canceling pumpkin seeds like I'm canceling that in. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:21.480 Too many steps. Oh. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.680 I was like, right, it's because they're high in fiber. 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.200 So if you have too much fiber, you fuck up 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:26.600 your belly. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.240 Yeah, they're like so over and I was just like, 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.600 oh my god. And I was like, fuck, dude, I 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.280 haven't shit in like a week. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:35.920 You know what's crazy is it kind of did constipate 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.960 me in Big Sir. Like in Big Sir, I couldn't 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.520 like poop as easy as I usually do. Usually I 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.600 wake up and I just take a big, nice, fucking 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.240 heaping shit, and I just wasn't doing that in Big Sir. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.040 But I just assumed it was because I was eating family. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.160 I personally can't wait for it to come out of Drew. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.280 No, it makes and so it's literally Kai's twin inside 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.760 of me, like it Like literally Kai came in and 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.799 like saw that I was like giant, and he thought 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:58.640 I was fucking pregnant. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:59.760 He was a little pregnant belly. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:01.920 Yeah, we did go get a what's it called what 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:06.400 do women get when uh you what, like they're working 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:07.560 on a house or something. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.600 Yeah, sawing through the wood, through the wood of the house. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.160 So there's a demon inside of me. And I haven't 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.840 shit in ten fucking days. So I brought out the 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:20.560 big guns. I was like, Oh, we're getting this shit 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:22.320 out of me tomorrow. So I literally lay it on 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.560 the floor of the fucking bathroom, ready for fucking war, y'all. 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.760 Like I was, really, I was fully prepared to get 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.240 it out of me. It's like that fucking alien from 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.799 like Romulus, like breaking out of my fucking guts, Like 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.880 I pray to God that shit would happen to me. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:36.640 And I was like laying on the floor of the 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.200 bathroom for literally six hours from like ten am to 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:43.080 four pm. And I was like using salineinemas, I was 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.520 using glycerine suppositories, I was using mineral oil inemas. And 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.160 then I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna like actually 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.960 get this shit out of me, and I this is 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.760 final option for me, Like I don't do this often 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.400 because when this shit happens, it is the most painful 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.800 fucking thing in my entire life, like what I am 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.400 at and giving childbirth is like. And so I brought 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.600 out magnesium sit rate y'all, to no fucking avail. It 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.200 is so canceled for me, it's over. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:08.960 What's crazy about you? Saying that? 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:14.280 About magnizium citrate is the only time I've been actually constipated. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:15.960 I asked Drew, and he told me to take that, 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.040 and it was the worst night of my fucking life. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.120 Like I could have done a suppository and I probably 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.120 would have been like, fine, No, it's fucking. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:26.040 Horrible a suppository literally, yes, really, I was gonna try 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.039 a second one, but it only said use one a day, 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.159 so I'm gonna do another one today. Like nothing, I'm 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:34.039 I swear to god, nothing is working. And I know 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:37.120 it's bad because like I'm dizzy, and I know I'm 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.799 dizzy because the ship inside of my colon is fermenting 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.120 and causing alcohol and I'm literally getting drunk off of 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.120 my own fucking shit fumes like it's going straight to 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.120 my fucking brain. Y'all. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.120 But if I was the jail, I would just hold 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:48.520 my ship for a long time. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.280 No that I literally has the time, And like, oh 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.960 my god, I was praying. I was praying that I 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.560 woke up covered in shit that like my bowels just 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.040 released themselves while I was asleep last night so I 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.000 could literally like have some fucking relief. Like I would 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.400 have been so happy. I would have been doing like 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.240 snow angels in my fucking turns in bed like new 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.200 bed new bedding, like off. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:11.920 I don't think you would replace your mattresses. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.680 I would, I swear to God I would. I was, 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.640 I swear. I was thinking about it last night. I 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.320 was like, oh my God, please, like I will, like 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.120 I will buy a new two thousand dollars purple mattress, 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.960 like please, because it like has those holes in it, 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.200 and I was imagining it like seeking in and then 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.640 there's that like white powder between every hole that it 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.159 would have made like a paste it. I was like imagining, really. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.279 Wait because when you okay, this is so gross, but 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.960 when you take that many lacks, it is is your 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:36.919 poop just like liquid. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.320 It's just like liquid chip. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.960 I think it's supposed to draw water like it's they're stimulants, 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.520 like stimulant laxatives, which are supposed to like draw water 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:50.000 into your colon that like liquefies your shit, and they 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:55.239 also cramp your like intestine so it like squeezes them out. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.160 But I'm pretty sure I just have a seized colon 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.320 like I'm not kidding. I think I actually do need 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.760 a fucking power which whatever they're called, a colostomy bag. Bitch, 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.560 Oh my god, if I had a colostomy bag, it 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.919 would be so over for y'all, because if you crossed me, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.279 I would take that shit off and like release the 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.920 gas in the room like a fucking smoke bomb and 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.119 like evacuate the room, like, oh my god. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.520 Well, I think and I understand that that is a 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.640 medical necessity for some people. So what I'm about to 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.480 say is not judging anybody who has that. But if 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.360 Drew had that, I would be so fucking mad because 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:25.920 I know you would bring it out everywhere. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:27.800 You would like I would show it out everyone. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.240 You would like literally talk about it all the time, 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.920 and it would be your thing and you'd be like, oh, 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.480 I just don't feel good today, Like I want to 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.000 stay home so I can like empty. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.640 My bag if I had a colostomy bag. When I 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.159 met Bella, how do you do? That's my girl? Like 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.520 that's like one of my best friends. Like Bella, Hello, 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.040 that's the first thing I would have shown her. I 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.560 wouldn't have shown her my colostomy bag. I would have 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.600 like popped it out and been like, yeah, I'm strapped. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.080 Hell we are you gonna name it? When it finally 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:54.520 comes by. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.400 Its name is Kai. It's because it looks like Hi. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.719 It doesn't look like me, a little coy Kai. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:03.719 The first thing he said to me was like, oh wow, 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.680 like you're looking huge, Drew. He said you look pregnant. 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.840 He said you look pregnant. He said you look pregnant, 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.520 and I said. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:13.080 Well, I said he did look pregnant though, y'all. 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.240 It's so bad. Like I am a I have a 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.480 very keen eye on my belt, and I am four 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.120 loops down when i'm not no, no, yeah, I'm four 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:24.760 loops down when i'm normally three belt holds down. So 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.960 I am so fucking massive and bloated with ship. I'm 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.560 literally full of shit, Like I actually am full. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.520 Like I mean, we know, are you allowed to like 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.400 go out tonight or like do anything. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.680 I'm praying that dancing at the brat concert like relieves 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.040 some of the stress in my colin. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.840 Maybe all the like maybe all of the poppers in. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.400 The air will like, yeah, your hole and you'll just 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.240 start shitting and like exploding ship. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.960 Oh my god, that would actually be so iconic if. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.440 A girl at the K pop concert who herself? 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.640 They put me on the big screen at the brat 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:57.240 concert and I just spread whole and drop a joint. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.440 The spotlight going on Drew for the Apple Dance that's 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.200 when it releases. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:02.600 Yeah, I would love that. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.400 You know that film you're not seen in South Park 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:08.239 where Randy like ships and it like lifts his body 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.520 off the ground. Yeah, I want That's what I'm imagining. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.600 That's what I wanted. I'm really I am really terrified 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.040 to pass this because like, really, what's gonna have to 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:17.800 happen here is I'm gonna have to go to the 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.000 hospital and the doctor's gonna have to finger the ship 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.440 out of my fucking ass because I was gonna do it, 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.960 but my nails are too long, and I was just like, 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:28.640 I can't have ship under my nails. That's a thing. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.280 People have to do this like people. It's like a part. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.840 It's like a reality for a lot of people. And 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.360 it's fucked up that you would sit here and make 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.000 fun of me for my issues. I wish my body 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.520 would work normally, I really do. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.560 I haven't moved fun of Drew once about the huge 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:43.760 ship that's stuck inside of him. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.360 Yeah, like literally did the seconing you came in the house, but. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.280 It's gonna be like the substance or it comes out 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:50.720 of your back, my back. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:56.319 No experiencing is your other you is taking all your 0:08:56.360 --> 0:09:00.920 spinal fluid, So it's fucking with your colon's If that's happening. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:01.760 To you, is the pretty sure. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:03.360 It's no. 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:07.599 It's literally stealing my energy, y'all. Like I'm I'm nauseous 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.840 all the time. My stomach is crazy in your stomach No, 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.800 literally monster alistas sue bitch my like brain, I'm like 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.560 actually shaking constantly for reasons that I won't explain because 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.520 it's tm I, but I told any yesterday, like it's 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.959 really fucked up. Okay, I'll explain because it's crazy, But bitch, 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.640 it feels like I for the first time and like 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.720 my legs are shaking like it's crazy. It's pressing up 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.080 against my fucking You. 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.200 Were like that's TMI, but I was like, oh, like 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:34.880 I felt bad. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.719 I was like, oh that sucks. It is literally constantly 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.000 being like age. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.360 Yeah, like, well here's the thing. Now that I'm back 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.080 from New York, I might make you laugh so hard 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.800 you ship laughing and squirt laughing. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:47.920 Yeah, that actually is you go to New York and 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:51.160 get like a magical substance that like made you funny. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.600 No, I've always just I've always been this way. I've 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:54.960 always been my jovial self. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:56.120 Kaya is funny? Kay. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.240 I don't know that I would describe jo you know. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.280 One time, No, it's silly. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.080 Yeah, yes, One time I was at a table with 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.719 somebody I like really respect and like I like, it's 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.000 a peer of mind where I'm like, you are like amazing. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.240 And then I don't know what came over me, but 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.120 we were all talking about the way we're perceived, and 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.000 I was like, would you say I'm. 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.360 A happy person? Like do you see me? 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.880 Like? Cause we it's a person I don't see that often, 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.080 but when I do, I make them laugh and like whatever. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:22.280 So I was like, do you see me as a 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:26.400 happy person? And they were just like no, no, I 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:30.280 don't think. They were like happy as a wrong word, 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:31.120 not happy. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:32.640 And then I was like, but I'm not sad and 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.520 they were like you're not sad, but you're something else. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.720 And then it was at a dinner table and I 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.160 was like, oh okay, and then they were like, and 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.960 you're not mean, but there's something like you're something I 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.760 just don't know the word for you. And I was 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.760 just like, Okay, this isn't fun anymore, Like I want 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:47.160 to move on. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:50.280 I'm getting read to filth. Also, I realize that I 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:55.200 have seven orders of wings Stop inside of my body 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.959 right now, like, because that's the. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:57.440 Main thing is. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.360 All week he's been like, I can't shit, I can't shit, 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.720 I can't shit. He's eating fucking wing Stop and Jack 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.400 in the Box because I don't eat the Jack Drew 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.640 loved Room wet tacos. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:09.200 I do. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.520 Those are good, That's what I'm saying. He loves it 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.240 so much. He loves the little fried. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.640 Now we go through and stuff like my order history, 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.439 because we'll see we can see exactly what I eat. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.240 Jack in the box, wing Stop, wings Stop, Jack in 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.960 the box, wing Stop, Jack in the Box, Jack in 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:25.840 the Box, wing Stop, Jack in the Box, wing Stop, 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:27.440 Jack in the Box, Jack in the Box, Jack in 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:27.760 the Box. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:31.080 Simply salad, emphasis salad. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:33.719 He has to add a salad and almost a. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.679 Month simply salad. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.600 Hello. I can't even get on you though, because I 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.439 was really and we need to move on, because we 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.400 can't talk about food for another forty minutes, Like we 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:44.520 need to fucking stop. But I don't eat fucking vegetables. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:46.600 I realized, like vegetables. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.040 Aren't I don't know what that was. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:50.360 Yeah, make a. 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.560 Lot of the bomb that I brought to the podcast. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.480 Yeah, is about the fucking pipe bomb and blow us up. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.880 I wouldn't even give a fuck no if we died. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.280 I like why people say you're not happy. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.640 If I hurt if I heard a bomb start taking like, 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:07.800 I'm sorry, I'm not running for my life, Like what 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:11.080 like if you are right now, I'd be like fuck. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:12.920 I think my main concern would be a zool. I 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:14.720 wouldn't want a zul to die. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.040 But I wouldn't be like no, I feel that. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.400 Because the idea of running away, like you know in 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.400 movies when they're running away from a bomb and like 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.880 they don't get far enough so they fly forward, Like 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.280 imagining me do that, it's too embarrassing. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.040 I'd much rather just take it as late. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.080 I have like a similar thing, but I know that 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.280 I would instinctually go to deactivate the bomb. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.320 Yeah thing, I would dive on the bomb exactly. 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.400 I literally neither y'all's personality trade. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:42.520 No, I would dive on the bomb. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:47.880 You guys aren't serving like like, you guys aren't serving that. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:49.959 No, you're not the you drew a jump on it? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.840 Who curl around it? And then I would get in 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:52.120 there and. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.320 Just start would block all of the explosion. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.360 He would walk away because it's as hard as a 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.600 fucking like teflon. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.880 Like it's getting really hard in there. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:09.160 Yeah, no, it's fermenting you. I'm dizzy constantly, Teflon devon 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.680 tell fire purse Hello. Well no, no, no, I need to 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.360 talk about bombs because we were talking about bombs. No. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.360 I used to go fishing with m eighties. I would 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.760 throw When I was like nine and obsessed with fireworks, 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:29.080 I would throw firecrackers into the river and explode in water. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:29.760 There needs to be. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.880 A designated CPS worker at every house of a Texan. Yeah, 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.000 Like there just needs to be a worker who checks 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.400 in once a week to see if kids are doing. 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.880 Because some of the ship you say you did as 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.280 a kid, I'm like, who was around? 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.640 It was fun? It was it was fun about it. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.480 We would laugh about it even like you really would. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:53.160 Well, I decided that I hate a big ass, ugly 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.000 fucking mural. And I hate a bitch that records themselves 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.320 doing an ugly ass mural and gets on I'm to 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.920 boast about it. Actually, you're destroying the infrastructure of my 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:04.880 fucking city. 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.600 Get that funky ass, ugly fucking mural off of that wall. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.200 I what about a good mural. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:11.040 Oh well, good. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.440 Mural will like set me off. Like when I see 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:18.160 a good mural, I'm like, oh, that's well. The Pink 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.160 Wall is infinite, Like there's like that to me, is 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.280 that's my infinite You. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.880 Know how crazy it's like the Pink Wall. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:29.920 I like, there's so much culture behind that Pink Wall, 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.240 Like people don't like. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.400 They don't respect it the way they used to. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:38.440 Like there's no lines, there's no thousands of people gathering 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:39.440 to it every day. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.720 I don't know what the replacement it's been. 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.600 The replacement's been that one place where all the artists 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.760 do their fucking pop ups for pick photo ops on Fairfax. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.400 Do you know what I'm talking about. There's like where 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.720 the old Supreme was. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.400 I think it is, like they do pop ups now 0:14:56.480 --> 0:15:00.480 for like Olivia Rodrigo album or Sabrina Carpenter album. That's 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.880 the new Pink wall, like I think guys are taking 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:03.600 from the pink wall. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.720 I think my pink wall is like my call in. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.080 This is what I think we should do with the 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.200 pink wall. We should see we should paint over it, 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.480 have a huge QR code and then a bunch of 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.960 different of like the top NFTs. I personally feel like 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.440 that would be really cool. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.840 Still exists, Yeah, I think so? 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:29.160 Wait seriously, yeah, I think people still trade them. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:30.200 That's like eating jacket. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:30.440 Yeah. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.800 I wouldn't know, though, Like that is ape is not 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.560 like a crazy thing anymore. 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.960 I can't believe that. I still think they're just money laundering. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.400 Is that the same one? Or did you get a 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:45.800 new ape? 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:47.680 No, it is the same one. It's been in the 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.120 fridge for three years now. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.560 Gonna like his delusion is kicking anything. He's gonna sell 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:52.880 that for one. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.400 Hundred Yeah, the Beanie baby, Like it's like the Beanie 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:56.200 baby delusion. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.720 That will that in my No, that. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.360 Will be worth something because in the next ten years, 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.160 climate change will evaporate all the on the planet. So 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.160 that's why that will happen, not because of what's like 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.440 on it. It's literally just the water itself. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.160 Don't make herd I have to Oh, I forgot, I 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.560 have to set up kai cam stomach. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.680 What the hell do you think you're doing? 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.640 What the are you doing? 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:25.000 It's blocking me? 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.120 No, No, it's just it'll be subtle. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.080 It's literally blocking me. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:38.840 Okay, it's a piece of so your ship tripod is 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:39.760 a piece of broken. 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.560 I guess it's broken. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:47.600 But honestly, it's so much better than it didn't work. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.440 Back down, sit down, sit with that. 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:54.400 Three dollars. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.720 So I thought I would just say three dollars. No, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.720 it was I wanted. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:03.080 To have it where it's like blowing out. Yeah it's gone. Yeah, 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.960 I figured. No, I think it's because I'm powering it 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.000 from this. It's like fucked. But I'll just do a 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.600 different episode. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.240 No, we're doing that. We're keeping all this. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.440 I know we're keeping it. Not working. 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:23.159 Yeah, Well, the geomagnetic storm just happened, and for like 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:26.440 the past like four days, I was like violently depressed. 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:28.520 And I couldn't tell if it was because I have 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.879 thirty pounds of shit, seven orders of wingstop inside of 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.600