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Speaker 1: Your heavenly Father. Please, for the love of God, Please,

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Speaker 1: for the love of God, give us a good episode today.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, like all the good parts, all

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Speaker 1: the nutrients. Please, please, please, please, don't let.

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Speaker 2: The demons attack us. Don't let the demons attack us.

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Speaker 2: Let us only be full of laughter and joy and

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Speaker 2: Drew ship.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I'm back and I fucked up. We started recording

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Speaker 3: an episode and I didn't press record on the audience we.

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Speaker 2: Record, You're and that was proof that prayer is actually

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Speaker 2: it's manifesting evil. Like you're asking God not to do

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Speaker 2: or you're asking him to do something good for you,

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Speaker 2: but really he's gonna give you evil.

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Speaker 4: Literally, Why do you only talk.

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Speaker 2: To him when you need something from him? I feel

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Speaker 2: like God low key, I'm like God as fuck.

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Speaker 1: What is that fucking vibrator? That's her wingbot outside?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my writer's mad because I haven't been fucking with her,

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Speaker 2: so she's at the door right now.

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Speaker 1: Yase, libido is so low. It's actually so fucking annoying.

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Speaker 4: I know I haven't been giving why annoying?

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Speaker 1: She won't put out right, Like, it's not like you

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Speaker 1: can have sex. You have a stomach full of shit, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It is so fried for me. So let's like take

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Speaker 1: it back a few days. I literally, like like three

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Speaker 1: days ago. I was like, damn, I haven't like no,

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Speaker 5: Couple of days, Like yeah, by Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: You were like, damn, I haven't shit in like a

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Speaker 1: few days. But like normally when I ship, I can

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Speaker 1: the math and I was like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: sur So I was like, oh my god, it has

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Speaker 1: fucking god, like, actually, what is going on with me?

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Speaker 1: And it's those goddamn fucking pumpkin seeds. I swear to

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Speaker 1: fucking gop it is. It's it's the fucking pumpkin seeds.

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Speaker 1: They're fucking evil, they're sinistered, they're dark sided. I fucking

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Speaker 1: hate pumpkin seeds. They taste so goddamn good. But like

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Speaker 1: they're canceled. I'm canceling pumpkin seeds like I'm canceling that in.

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Speaker 5: Too many steps. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I was like, right, it's because they're high in fiber.

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Speaker 2: So if you have too much fiber, you fuck up

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like so over and I was just like,

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is it kind of did constipate

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Speaker 2: me in Big Sir. Like in Big Sir, I couldn't

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Speaker 5: But I just assumed it was because I was eating family.

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Speaker 3: I personally can't wait for it to come out of Drew.

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Speaker 1: No, it makes and so it's literally Kai's twin inside

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did go get a what's it called what

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Speaker 2: do women get when uh you what, like they're working

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sawing through the wood, through the wood of the house.

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Speaker 1: So there's a demon inside of me. And I haven't

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Speaker 1: Like I was, really, I was fully prepared to get

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Speaker 5: What's crazy about you? Saying that?

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Speaker 2: About magnizium citrate is the only time I've been actually constipated.

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Speaker 2: I asked Drew, and he told me to take that,

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Speaker 2: Like I could have done a suppository and I probably

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Speaker 5: But if I was the jail, I would just hold

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Speaker 1: No that I literally has the time, And like, oh

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Speaker 5: I don't think you would replace your mattresses.

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Speaker 1: I would, I swear to God I would. I was,

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Speaker 1: I swear. I was thinking about it last night. I

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Speaker 1: like please, because it like has those holes in it,

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Speaker 2: Wait because when you okay, this is so gross, but

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Speaker 2: when you take that many lacks, it is is your

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Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to draw water like it's they're stimulants,

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Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure I just have a seized colon

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Speaker 1: like I'm not kidding. I think I actually do need

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Speaker 1: a fucking power which whatever they're called, a colostomy bag. Bitch,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I had a colostomy bag, it

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Speaker 2: Well, I think and I understand that that is a

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Speaker 2: I know you would bring it out everywhere.

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Speaker 5: You would like I would show it out everyone.

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Speaker 2: You would like literally talk about it all the time,

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Speaker 2: I just don't feel good today, Like I want to

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Speaker 1: My bag if I had a colostomy bag. When I

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Speaker 3: Hell we are you gonna name it? When it finally

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Speaker 1: Its name is Kai. It's because it looks like Hi.

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Speaker 1: The first thing he said to me was like, oh wow,

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Speaker 1: like you're looking huge, Drew. He said you look pregnant.

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Speaker 1: He said you look pregnant. He said you look pregnant,

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Speaker 3: Well, I said he did look pregnant though, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's so bad. Like I am a I have a

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Speaker 1: I am so fucking massive and bloated with ship. I'm

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, we know, are you allowed to like

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Speaker 1: I'm praying that dancing at the brat concert like relieves

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Speaker 5: Maybe all the like maybe all of the poppers in.

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Speaker 2: The air will like, yeah, your hole and you'll just

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would actually be so iconic if.

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Speaker 1: They put me on the big screen at the brat

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Speaker 3: The spotlight going on Drew for the Apple Dance that's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love that.

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Speaker 3: You know that film you're not seen in South Park

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted. I'm really I am really terrified

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Speaker 1: but my nails are too long, and I was just like,

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Speaker 1: People have to do this like people. It's like a part.

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Speaker 1: It's like a reality for a lot of people. And

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Speaker 1: it's fucked up that you would sit here and make

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Speaker 3: I haven't moved fun of Drew once about the huge

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like literally did the seconing you came in the house, but.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be like the substance or it comes out

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Speaker 2: No experiencing is your other you is taking all your

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Speaker 2: spinal fluid, So it's fucking with your colon's If that's happening.

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Speaker 1: To you, is the pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: It's literally stealing my energy, y'all. Like I'm I'm nauseous

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Speaker 1: all the time. My stomach is crazy in your stomach No,

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Speaker 1: literally monster alistas sue bitch my like brain, I'm like

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Speaker 1: it's tm I, but I told any yesterday, like it's

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Speaker 3: No, I've always just I've always been this way. I've

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, but I'm not sad and

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Speaker 1: I'm getting read to filth. Also, I realize that I

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Speaker 2: All week he's been like, I can't shit, I can't shit,

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Speaker 2: I can't shit. He's eating fucking wing Stop and Jack

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Speaker 2: Those are good, That's what I'm saying. He loves it

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Speaker 2: Jack in the box, wing Stop, wings Stop, Jack in

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Speaker 2: Hello. I can't even get on you though, because I

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Speaker 2: can't talk about food for another forty minutes, Like we

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Speaker 2: I realized, like vegetables.

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Speaker 3: Aren't I don't know what that was.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, make a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of the bomb that I brought to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is about the fucking pipe bomb and blow us up.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't even give a fuck no if we died.

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Speaker 3: I like why people say you're not happy.

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Speaker 2: If I hurt if I heard a bomb start taking like,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not running for my life, Like what

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Speaker 4: But I wouldn't be like no, I feel that.

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Speaker 2: Because the idea of running away, like you know in

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Speaker 2: they don't get far enough so they fly forward, Like

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Speaker 5: I'd much rather just take it as late.

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Speaker 3: I would instinctually go to deactivate the bomb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah thing, I would dive on the bomb exactly.

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Speaker 5: I literally neither y'all's personality trade.

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Speaker 1: No, I would dive on the bomb.

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Speaker 2: You guys aren't serving like like, you guys aren't serving that.

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Speaker 4: No, you're not the you drew a jump on it?

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Speaker 3: Who curl around it? And then I would get in

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Speaker 5: Just start would block all of the explosion.

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Speaker 1: He would walk away because it's as hard as a

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Speaker 1: fucking like teflon.

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Speaker 3: Like it's getting really hard in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's fermenting you. I'm dizzy constantly, Teflon devon

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Speaker 1: tell fire purse Hello. Well no, no, no, I need to

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Speaker 1: talk about bombs because we were talking about bombs. No.

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Speaker 1: I used to go fishing with m eighties. I would

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Speaker 1: throw When I was like nine and obsessed with fireworks,

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Speaker 5: There needs to be.

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Speaker 2: A designated CPS worker at every house of a Texan. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like there just needs to be a worker who checks

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Speaker 2: Because some of the ship you say you did as

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Speaker 1: It was fun? It was it was fun about it.

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Speaker 1: We would laugh about it even like you really would.

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Speaker 2: Well, I decided that I hate a big ass, ugly

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Speaker 2: fucking mural. And I hate a bitch that records themselves

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Speaker 2: doing an ugly ass mural and gets on I'm to

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Speaker 2: boast about it. Actually, you're destroying the infrastructure of my

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Speaker 5: Get that funky ass, ugly fucking mural off of that wall.

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Speaker 1: I what about a good mural.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, good.

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Speaker 2: Mural will like set me off. Like when I see

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Speaker 2: Wall is infinite, Like there's like that to me, is

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Speaker 4: Know how crazy it's like the Pink Wall.

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Speaker 1: I like, there's so much culture behind that Pink Wall,

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Speaker 1: Like people don't like.

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Speaker 5: They don't respect it the way they used to.

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Speaker 2: Like there's no lines, there's no thousands of people gathering

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Speaker 5: I don't know what the replacement it's been.

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Speaker 2: The replacement's been that one place where all the artists

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Speaker 2: do their fucking pop ups for pick photo ops on Fairfax.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm talking about. There's like where

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Speaker 2: I think it is, like they do pop ups now

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Speaker 2: for like Olivia Rodrigo album or Sabrina Carpenter album. That's

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Speaker 3: I think my pink wall is like my call in.

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Speaker 3: This is what I think we should do with the

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Speaker 3: have a huge QR code and then a bunch of

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Speaker 4: Still exists, Yeah, I think so?

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Speaker 1: Wait seriously, yeah, I think people still trade them.

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Speaker 5: That's like eating jacket.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, though, Like that is ape is not

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that. I still think they're just money laundering.

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Speaker 3: Is that the same one? Or did you get a

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Speaker 5: No, it is the same one. It's been in the

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Speaker 3: Gonna like his delusion is kicking anything. He's gonna sell

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Speaker 3: that for one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred Yeah, the Beanie baby, Like it's like the Beanie

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Speaker 1: That will that in my No, that.

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Speaker 2: Will be worth something because in the next ten years,

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Speaker 2: that's why that will happen, not because of what's like

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Speaker 3: Don't make herd I have to Oh, I forgot, I

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Speaker 3: have to set up kai cam stomach.

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Speaker 1: What the hell do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 5: What the are you doing?

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Speaker 1: It's blocking me?

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Speaker 3: No, No, it's just it'll be subtle.

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Speaker 1: It's literally blocking me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a piece of so your ship tripod is

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Speaker 2: a piece of broken.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's broken.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, it's so much better than it didn't work.

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Speaker 1: Back down, sit down, sit with that.

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Speaker 3: Three dollars.

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Speaker 4: So I thought I would just say three dollars. No,

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Speaker 4: it was I wanted.

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Speaker 3: To have it where it's like blowing out. Yeah it's gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I figured. No, I think it's because I'm powering it

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Speaker 1: No, we're doing that. We're keeping all this.

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Speaker 5: I know we're keeping it. Not working.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the geomagnetic storm just happened, and for like

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Speaker 1: thirty pounds of shit, seven orders of wingstop inside of

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Speaker 4: I know I was.

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Speaker 2: I was like how much longer can we talk about

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Speaker 1: Like I could talk about it forever because it's literally

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Speaker 1: But I was like violently depressed, and I couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: So then I looked up do geomagnetic storms cause depressions?

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Speaker 1: Or I looked up like, uh, like symptoms of geomagnetic

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Speaker 1: so like I'm like, that's just like yo, I'm really

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Speaker 2: I think what made us depressed was being in Big

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Speaker 3: Did you guys feel like you were in Big Little Lives.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen that watching that.

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Speaker 1: Bunk Ash show.

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Speaker 4: Wait, why I do know I.

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Speaker 5: Need to watch it. But I'm watching Nurse Jackie right

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Speaker 4: Bad, gosh, it's really good.

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Speaker 3: Breaking bad I heard is like good. I heard that.

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Speaker 4: That's like a good Have you seen it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen it.

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Speaker 2: I was rewatching it with Josh and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 2: watched like three episodes when I wanted to go to

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00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,600
Speaker 2: bed early, but I couldn't walk away from the TV

441
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,879
Speaker 2: even though I knew everything that was happening, but I

442
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,520
Speaker 2: was having one of those moments where I would like

443
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,240
Speaker 2: put the pieces together and remember what was happening next,

444
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,080
Speaker 2: and literally just sitting there in peer anxiety like oh

445
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:37,800
Speaker 2: my god, like literally.

446
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,480
Speaker 1: That's how I feel watching Nurse Jackie.

447
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:43,119
Speaker 2: That's how I feel watching you live your life. I'm like,

448
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,879
Speaker 2: oh my god, like this idiot, stupid person.

449
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,440
Speaker 1: You really do think I'm stupid? Just wait, though, just wait, wait,

450
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,360
Speaker 1: I'll fucking kill everybody in here.

451
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,040
Speaker 5: I don't think that'll make you smart.

452
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,160
Speaker 1: I'll kill everybody in this fucking room.

453
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,280
Speaker 2: Well, last night I was thinking about it, and I

454
00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:00,520
Speaker 2: just don't think I have the kind of life where

455
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,080
Speaker 2: like I was watching a Fortnite clip and this kid

456
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,320
Speaker 2: was like, let me lock in, and he went crazy

457
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,520
Speaker 2: during this match and like saved everybody, and I was

458
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,280
Speaker 2: thinking about it and I was like, damn, I just

459
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 2: don't live the kind of life where I would ever

460
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 2: be able to say I'm gonna lock in and successfully

461
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 2: lock in. Like, for me, locking in is being too

462
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,919
Speaker 2: drunk at a party and a photographer comes by and

463
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 2: I have to try to act like I'm not fucking waste.

464
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 1: That's like that's locking in to me.

465
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 2: But that's the only time I'm not locking in where

466
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 2: I'm like sitting down to write and I'm like, hold on,

467
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lock in and like go crazy.

468
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 5: It's literally my locking in is.

469
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 1: That when I'm drinking and driving and a cop pulls

470
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,720
Speaker 1: me over. Oh bitch, I am locking the fuck And

471
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,199
Speaker 1: I still haven't been arrested to this day. I've been

472
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 1: pulled over five times drunk. They haven't got my ass.

473
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: And if I found out you were one a serial,

474
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 2: like the serial saking behind my back, that alone would

475
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 2: send me somewhere dark and deep in my brain.

476
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,600
Speaker 5: Second of all, if imagining you drunk driving around like

477
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 5: you can't even drive like sober, you're like a bad driver.

478
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

479
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: No, sometimes I did turned down a one way when

480
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 1: I first moved to La I turned down a one

481
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,719
Speaker 1: way and I didn't drive for like seven months.

482
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, he almost killed all of us in the car.

483
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 2: And then instead of like getting us out of the situation,

484
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 2: he pulled over on the one way and made me

485
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 2: get in the car and fix it.

486
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 5: And I did.

487
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 1: I panicked.

488
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 5: I'm a champion.

489
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: I panicked. Wingstop is canceled. Take a shot every Take

490
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: a shot of Drew's fermented alcohol. Shit every time I

491
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: say wingstop In this episode, Wingstop is over?

492
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 3: Is this a real thing that you're sighting? Like? No,

493
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,919
Speaker 3: get drunk, okay.

494
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,199
Speaker 1: Taking it up? It could be real, though, I do

495
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 1: know what ferman.

496
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 3: It's not.

497
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,719
Speaker 1: No, I know it does ferment. It makes people gassy,

498
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,679
Speaker 1: and that's why I bloat.

499
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 3: Have you been farting crazy?

500
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,479
Speaker 1: No, that's a scary thing is today. I haven't been

501
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 1: farting runs.

502
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 5: To the bathroom.

503
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: And what's fucked up is we only have one bathroom

504
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,479
Speaker 2: in the apartment, so like we have one good bathroom

505
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: and then the bathroom that we referred to the boiler room, and.

506
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,919
Speaker 1: Literally on Elm Street, boiler room under the fucking school.

507
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 2: It's literally just a pile of all my dirty clothes

508
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: and a basket full of half clean clothes that we

509
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: all have to like climb over to get to this

510
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 2: toilet in the corner, and the toilet's all fucked up

511
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 2: and nasty, and we hate that bathroom.

512
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 5: But Drew's been taking the main.

513
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 1: Bath Fucking dude that broke into the house shaved his

514
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 1: pubes in there and left dark sided energies. Yeah, so

515
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,959
Speaker 1: we did dry shaved his pubes into my fucking shower.

516
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 1: We have not used it since.

517
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, we literally uses a storage you.

518
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: Fucking scabies and hepatitis b on the floor.

519
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 2: Drew has been taking the good bathroom and it's like

520
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: so annoying because every time he goes in there, I'm

521
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 2: just like, fuck he, Like, if he does shit, that

522
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 2: bathroom is gonna be like a no contact that would

523
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 2: be in the.

524
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 4: Next three hours.

525
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 2: It like when you said you had done everything you

526
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: did in the bathroom. But I went in there after

527
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 2: I literally like I felt something in the atmosphere like

528
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 2: it felt like.

529
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I felt like a ghostly, like.

530
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 2: New radioactive shit environment in there, and I was really

531
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: scared to.

532
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 5: Be in there.

533
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: Nothing came out, So it's okay, it's still sick.

534
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 2: I feel like me and Drew Josh are both gonna

535
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 2: get pink eye after you.

536
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: Finally, I pray. I pray so y'all can feel a

537
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: little bit of the pain that I'm suffering. But wing

538
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: Stop is over. Wing Stop is over, y'all. I ordered

539
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: Wingstop three four nights ago, three nights ago, four nights ago,

540
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: three nights ago, and I really was just so excited

541
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: for the ranch. I was so fucking excited for you

542
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: night too. It was a great night and we were

543
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: watching The Bride of Chucky and I was gonna lay

544
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: on in you his floor and eat my wing Stop

545
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: with my ranch. And I ordered three ranches this time

546
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 1: because I was like, Oh, I'm gonna go crazy with

547
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: the ranch behind you.

548
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 5: He hasn't shipped for a week at this point.

549
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, they haven't. They They gave me blue cheese

550
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: if you are a blue cheese enjoyer. I genuinely I'm

551
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: not joking, and I'm sorry if this is problematic. I

552
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: hope you fucking die, Like I really, I really do

553
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: hope you have, like like, never mind, I'm not gonna

554
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: go that far, but die, bitch, bitch. They gave me

555
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: three cans of blue cheese, and I was I almost

556
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: fucking vomited at the flate.

557
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 2: It's like, actually, since you didn't point out it was

558
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 2: blue cheese, my high ass would not have.

559
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 5: I was fucking that ship.

560
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't get me stop that night,

561
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 2: but he did and he got enough so I could

562
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: have some, and I was like sitting there eating it.

563
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 5: And then he goes and eats and he's like, that's

564
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 5: blue cheese.

565
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: And then I got really insecure because I was fucking

566
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: that shit up and I go, oh my god.

567
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,719
Speaker 5: Oh yeah it is blue cheese. Oh, like I hate that.

568
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 5: And then I just put it back.

569
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 2: But later on in the night when you weren't using it,

570
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 2: I like went over and I started like eating all there.

571
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: The monster. I hope it fucking died, bitch. Oh my god, blue.

572
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 5: Cheese is good really, just like super funk.

573
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 3: That shit smells disgusting to me.

574
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: It literally smells like fucking toe funk.

575
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 5: But the best cheese smells funky.

576
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: Okay, but so I The cheese my.

577
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: Grandma brings from Honduras smells crazy, but it's but that's different.

578
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: That's like good cheese. But that's like a foreskin cheese.

579
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: Let me get a little bit of that on my wingstop. Okai,

580
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 1: do you hear what? John Tom dead way to hay

581
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: me buzzy. But I ordered that fucking ranch, didn't get it.

582
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: So I really didn't eat any of my Wingstop because like,

583
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: how the fuck are you supposed to eat wingstop without ranch?

584
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: So the next night I had like ten pounds of

585
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: wingstop and I was like, you know what, like I'm

586
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: gonna be freaky and I'm gonna order a tub of

587
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: ranch and that's it from Wingstop because there's no way

588
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: they can fuck that up. There's literally no way they

589
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: can fuck up because they don't sell a tub of

590
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: fucking blue cheese because you're a fucking monster freak. If

591
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: you order that, they only sell a tub of ranch.

592
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, I'm gonna get that a

593
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: cup of ranch. Well, I did a double stop because

594
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: I also wanted a soda, and I was.

595
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 5: Like, I don't know why you didn't just get a soda.

596
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 4: From wing Step.

597
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't either, but I didn't want them to

598
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: fuck my order up, and I wanted a vanilla coke

599
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: and I was being really lazy, and I can recognize

600
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: that I should have just gone and got this ship.

601
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: I know, don't fucking talk shit about me. But I

602
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: ordered a tub of ranch and I was like, okay,

603
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: like I'm about to feast tonight. I'm really about to feast, bitch.

604
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: They only dropped off my fucking vanilla coke. They didn't

605
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: even go to wing stuff. They charged me the money

606
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: for the wing stop and the tip, and they didn't

607
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: go to fucking wing stop and they didn't give me

608
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: my fucking ranch. Oh my god, I near how to

609
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: conniption fit, Like I really almost had, Like I almost Did.

610
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 5: You eat it with QP Mayo?

611
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: No?

612
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 5: No, you ain't wing stop with QP Mayo?

613
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 2: No, I fucking I need to insert this picture the

614
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: amount of QP Mayo Drew eats and he's like, why

615
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: am I constipated?

616
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 5: Bitch? Nobody should have this much fucking make.

617
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: The pumpkin seeds. It's the pumpkin seeds. Where it's the

618
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: pumpkin seeds.

619
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 5: No, look at this, fucking.

620
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually am declining very rapidly.

621
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's disgusting.

622
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: No, y'all don't understand. Keep Mayo.

623
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 5: Frugal because we were all watching because.

624
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: I was so embarrassed, watched Drew squirt like literally half

625
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: a cup of mayo onto a burger before he ate it.

626
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 2: And then the next day when we brought it up,

627
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: he was like, that was me being frugal because you

628
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: guys were all up in.

629
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: My business because I knew they were gonna talk shit

630
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: about me, and I was right. Had they seen brugal,

631
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: had they seen the real side of my CuPy mao addiction,

632
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: I think y'all would have put me in rehab because

633
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: it's really dark sided. I bought like the bottles the

634
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: other day.

635
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: Is that the one that comes in like the bowling pin?

636
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 5: Yeah?

637
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that shit's good.

638
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 5: Honestly, it is really good, but like.

639
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 3: You can't put too much. You can't be too decadent

640
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: with it.

641
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh I can't.

642
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: The bitches who get like crazy with the caviar. Caviar

643
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 2: is still the biggest I'm ever.

644
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: Like, it's fucking nasty.

645
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 5: You are literally paying that much for.

646
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: You're eating fucking sperm.

647
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: Bitch, it's literally like fish coomb de law, Like it's

648
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 2: fucking nasty. Like you're fucking gross and you're weird at fuck. Also, like, bitch,

649
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: I don't want some shit that I have to eat

650
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: off of, like a non metal spoon.

651
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: I don't want some ship that comes out of a

652
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: fish pussy. Actually I do.

653
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 5: Have you had caviar?

654
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't seem like somebody who's had caviar.

655
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: I like the cream and the potato chip, but like

656
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: the caviar that comes with it. I'm like, girl, like,

657
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: what's this.

658
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 5: Dude, I can't say a caviar.

659
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: I also can't stand oysters anymore. But you order oysters

660
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: to my fucking table.

661
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 3: I'm throwing up everywhere oysters because they're an afrodisiac.

662
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: Well, I used to love oysters, but I've been reclaimed

663
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 2: by God.

664
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: I like oysters because they're the perfect thing to serve

665
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 3: at a sex party.

666
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I don't like them.

667
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 5: You would not get invited to a party like that.

668
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 3: Actually, I get invited to sex parties all the time.

669
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,479
Speaker 3: I turn I turned them down, though he does.

670
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't like oysters because I might die if I

671
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: eat them. Oh true, Like I'm so sorry. Yeah, I

672
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: don't get the experience diet. Yeah, I don't get the

673
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: experience like the earthly pleasures you'all do, because it's so sad.

674
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: I will go into anaphlectic shock, well up and die.

675
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 5: Just try it.

676
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: I thought about it, but I really do need an

677
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: EpiPen for me to like feel comfortable.

678
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 5: You need to go get tested.

679
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: I know, I really do, because that was scary. And

680
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: it's crazy that I just like roam around not knowing.

681
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: But I think it could have just been a one

682
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: off event. But I'm not trying it out.

683
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: I used to love oysters, but Drew has a candle

684
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: that smells like oysters, and I was sitting in his

685
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: room one time watching a girl on TikTok eat oysters.

686
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, oyster sounds so good. But then

687
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 2: I smelled Drew's candle, and I'm not kidding. It changed

688
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 2: my perception of oysters forever. Like now, for the past

689
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: year and a half, oysters make me fucking sick.

690
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 5: They're nasty.

691
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: I love Enya's oyster my clam.

692
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, my clam chowder.

693
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Her clam with tuna tartar, her steam giant clam.

694
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: Y'all telling that, y'all call my kucci like a tuna box.

695
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: And I was telling somebody that recently, I think it

696
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: might have been raining terror.

697
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 5: I was like, that's what they call me. They call

698
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 5: me tuna box.

699
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: And they were like, that is so fucked up, and

700
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like laughing, and I was like, no,

701
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: it's kind of funny.

702
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 5: And then they were like, that's crazy. They call you

703
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 5: tuna box. You let them call you tuna box.

704
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 4: And I was like, will you are?

705
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: You are a tuna box and you own it now?

706
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 5: Like I have to you guys won't stop saying it

707
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 5: to me.

708
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I'll shut the fuck up. Andy and

709
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: I have been fighting all week long, y'all. Like, if

710
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: there's like a sinister energy, it's because me and you

711
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: have been beefing. And it's one because I've been flushing

712
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: the fucking toilet after I use the bathroom. She gets

713
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: really fucking pissed about that because she wants to go

714
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: and eat.

715
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 5: I need some I can tell them. I'm like, you

716
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 5: keep peeing and flushing. I need that.

717
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: Also. I locked the door when I was showering, and

718
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: she actually got upset.

719
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: She was like, watch it toxic.

720
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 5: It's toxic that he's locking the door on.

721
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 3: You need to Respectrew's boundaries.

722
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 5: White literally locking me out of his life.

723
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Kay, you don't know shit about my thought.

724
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 5: No, you don't know our fucking dynamic.

725
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm literally trying to help you. You know, this is

726
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 3: why you're fucked dude.

727
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the idea of you jumping up that fastest, smiling

728
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: fastest I've ever seen somebody get.

729
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: Up like smiling about it too.

730
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 2: It's crazy how much mobility you have with seven pounds

731
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: of shit in you.

732
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh, what's crazy? I'm not joking. I was at the

733
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: gym and I was waite you faster.

734
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 5: It's like pushing the like gravity is holding it.

735
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: It's my center of gravity is y'all. I was at

736
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: the gym and I've been really trying hard to put

737
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: on weight, like muscle. And I was at the gym

738
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: like a few days ago, and I was like, damn,

739
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm like fucking five pounds heavier. Like, yes, I'm like

740
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: putting on weight, bitch. It's because I have like already

741
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: pounds of ship inside of me.

742
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: Y'all.

743
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm not eating like I don't

744
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: give a fuck if it makes me anorexic. I literally

745
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: swear to God, I'm not eating where shit comes out.

746
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.

747
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: Every time I see you eating, I'm like, where is

748
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: that gonna go?

749
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: I think it's undigested in my stomach right now, I like,

750
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: keep burping.

751
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 3: True, do you think this is the most stuff you've

752
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 3: ever been?

753
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: No?

754
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: Kay?

755
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: You filled me a little more, yo.

756
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 5: Y'all are disgusting. Y'all are repulsive.

757
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: Also, y'all are gluttonous, disgusting, repulsive, evil.

758
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: Sinister, sinister, y'all, I found out. I found out sinister

759
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 1: translate to like left handed, apparently, and it's because they

760
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: thought left handed people like, we're closer to the devil

761
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: left handed people. Actually, Yeah, I hate if you're left handed, bitch,

762
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 1: I hate you.

763
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 5: And if you're ambidextrous, you're the devil.

764
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: We need to start burning witches again so that I

765
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: can save them, so I can stop it.

766
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 2: Your would burn faster hair, I'm gonna pull if your

767
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: head blowed because of all the gas ish like shit

768
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: in your belly.

769
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it would be new.

770
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: It'd be like if somebody put like a propanees hank

771
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: on like a pile of manure.

772
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 5: That's what your body was.

773
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna pull that fucking wig off your head.

774
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 5: Leave it. Okay, it's not a wig.

775
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: It's a wig, y'all. I'm not wearing wearing a wig

776
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: for the last decade.

777
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 5: Why do you have to bring that up, bro, It's

778
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 5: like so because.

779
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: You're fucking bald, bitch.

780
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 5: Okay, Like, okay, seriously, you write that down. We're gonna

781
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 5: cut that.

782
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: You're bald and scary and it's okay. Sorry, Well, diet coke, y'all,

783
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: we really have to have an actual, a real conversation.

784
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: Diet coke to me, tastes like if I left the

785
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: gas running on the stove and all of the fumes

786
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: got to my brain and then I picked up a

787
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: coke to drink it.

788
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: That's what I think my nose like, literally, yo, fuck

789
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: Helen Keller, bitch. Helen Keller is not real. I swear

790
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: to God, I actually don't think she was real.

791
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 4: I don't either, like she's.

792
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: She's off number one bitch. If I see Helen Keller,

793
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: it's fucking on site.

794
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 3: She was real and she probably would have been.

795
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 5: Like write a book.

796
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: How would she have been a fan of emergency? In

797
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: her comb? She was death and blind, Like.

798
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, if if you prefer diet coke, actually no, if

799
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: you go to a restaurant with me and you have

800
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: the fucking goal to order a diet coke after I

801
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 2: order real coke, and then when it comes to the table,

802
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: we have to do that weird thing where there's a possibility.

803
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: That you taste it.

804
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: Yo, that happened last night in it genuinely set me

805
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: down a like tunnel of rage. I was so mad

806
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 2: and I was looking around at everyone's cup and I

807
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 2: was like, did you get diet coke?

808
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 5: Did you? Is that what you ordered? Is that real coke?

809
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 5: Try it again? And then the person I was talking

810
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 5: to was like, oh, I don't know if this is

811
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 5: real coke or not.

812
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: Tyrell he was like, oh, I don't know if this

813
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 2: is real coke or diet coke.

814
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 5: And in my head I was like, why the.

815
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: Fuck are you ordering diet You can't different hanceld y'all

816
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 1: like you're over Also, like I really do truly think

817
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: diet coke set women back at least thirty years, Like

818
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, like it what it's done to like girls,

819
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: like it's really over.

820
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 2: They fucking like twenty three grams of sugar. Calm the

821
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: fuck down. Like that shit literally tastes like fucking asbestos.

822
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 2: That diet coke. To me tastes like if nobody knew

823
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: I was home and the house had to be fumigated

824
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: for fucking termites and I was locked in the.

825
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: Closet, Like no, it really does, Okay, it literally tastes

826
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: like fucking blood cloths.

827
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 3: You know what I like is just like cold water

828
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: with lemon in it.

829
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: Do you know what I like? When you shut the

830
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: fuck up.

831
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 4: Sorry, Actually, if.

832
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: You like water like cold water with the fruit sitting

833
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: in it, bitch, go fucking die am Like, I oh,

834
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: I can't stand that.

835
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 5: Like people are like.

836
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh my, got lemon on the side, fancy when.

837
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 5: You go in the water is like full of shit.

838
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: It's literally lemon pole Like it's.

839
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 5: Literally like it is contaminated.

840
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 3: The worst is cucumber. Yeah, I feel like it tastes

841
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 3: like Vomit.

842
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 4: Literally tastes like stomach bole.

843
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 2: No.

844
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: I was about to say when they put lemons limes

845
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: and like oranges in the water when you like go

846
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: to a hotel, Bitch. It literally tastes like I just

847
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: threw up and I didn't brush my teeth, and I

848
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: just slept with it. And I woke up the next

849
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: day and tasted my breath like that's literally what water

850
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: with oranges and it tastes like, bitch, have you seen

851
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: that picture of banana water? I actually want to try

852
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: a banana water. I feel like it might be nice.

853
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: I feel like banana water.

854
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 5: I don't know if banana banana water is kind of nice, is.

855
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 2: Like juicy enough to like it?

856
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: It's good. I had it at a poke shop.

857
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 5: At a poke shop, we're Sweetinah. They do banana water.

858
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 3: They did, Honestly.

859
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 5: It was when they're and.

860
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 2: Like literally shoot the fucking glass so it explodes like

861
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 2: an a quaer.

862
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: Banana water is good. It was like a nice little surprise.

863
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 5: I fucking hate contaminated water, bitch.

864
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: And if you're the kind of bitch who has to

865
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: fucking drink water with those little squirrels, you need to

866
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 2: fucking die.

867
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 5: Natural selection is fucking coming for you. What is gonna

868
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 5: happen when TIMU isn't making that shit for you anymore.

869
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: Still water like drinking water. It's like still water.

870
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 5: Is that?

871
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 3: Like you know what I love? I love cold water,

872
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 3: And just like a handful of almonds and then I'm

873
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 3: just like good for the rest of the day.

874
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 5: Almonds is wood.

875
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: Fuck.

876
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: Ryan told me I'm gonna tell her story actually because

877
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: it's so funny. O'Ryan's really sick right now, and I'm

878
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: an angel. So I went and saw her and brought

879
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: her soup and stuff because I'm an angel. And when

880
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: I saw her, she before I left, she was like,

881
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: I have to tell you about this fucking nightmare I

882
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: had last night. So she's going in and she was like,

883
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 2: to preface this, you don't have Twitter, so I have

884
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 2: to explain this to you.

885
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 5: She saw a tweet that.

886
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 2: It was literally just almond is wood, and she thought

887
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: it was really funny because it was like a picture

888
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,959
Speaker 2: of an almond, and all the replies were like, damn,

889
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: almonds are just like if you look at them in

890
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: the texture of them, like it just tastes like you're

891
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: eating fucking wood. Somehow, that tweet like infected her brain.

892
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: In her dream, she was at her friend's house who

893
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 2: had a nut allergy and when she opened the fridge,

894
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 2: her friend's mom was like, did you bring nuts in

895
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: this house? And Orion said, she just turned to the

896
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: mom and went, almond is wood. And in the dream

897
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 2: that like solved everything and like nobody was scared of

898
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: the nuts any more. But yeah, almonds would I didn't

899
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 2: thinking about that last night at the jazz night. I

900
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 2: had almonds on my charcuterie board. Bitch, if you give

901
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: me a charcuterie board, and the salami slices are big ass,

902
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: fucking deadly slices for a sandwich. I'm going in the

903
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: kitchen and I'm stabbing.

904
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, chefs, that's not very.

905
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: WHOA thirty is hitting you like a train. Thirty is

906
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: running a train on your brain? Right.

907
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: Speaking of trains, I want to go on the Amtrak

908
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: across America. I feel like it would be very grounding

909
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: for me to see that would be people, Yeah, just

910
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: like look around and just see everybody. Like I feel

911
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: like it would be like a very sweet moment.

912
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 3: Have you seen that train in Japan where the seats

913
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 3: like face the window and you can just look at

914
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 3: the beautiful.

915
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 5: There's some Amtrak carts that have that too.

916
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: It's like they look like a greenhouses or like, yeah, it's.

917
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 5: Like a folly.

918
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 3: I love being on a train and just like reading

919
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 3: a book.

920
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: It's like like looking out of the window.

921
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 5: The thing is, I get really carsick, So I could

922
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 5: never do that. I would like actually throw up because.

923
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 2: Anytime in the car and I look at my phone

924
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: for two seconds, it literally feels like somebody flashbanged me,

925
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: and I'm like i'd close my phone and I'm like

926
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: like moving like it feels like a shadow of me

927
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: is like moving back and forth, like I'm literally like

928
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 2: blurring through the window and I have to look outside

929
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 2: and back to reality.

930
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 3: He keeps clutching the baby.

931
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: Natural selection, is it kicking? Yes?

932
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 5: Wait, carsickness, Loki is natural selection?

933
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: Like I just wasn't supposed to make it, Like I

934
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to be born in a time with car.

935
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't adapt, you're failing.

936
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: Also, what, bitch, do you know how long it took

937
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 2: to travel across the country via horse?

938
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 5: I think I said this.

939
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: It's like months?

940
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 5: Six months? Yeah, really I don't want to go any Wait,

941
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 5: are you.

942
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 4: Kids that bad?

943
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 3: I should have been two months?

944
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 2: No?

945
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: Six no, because like once they hit like the mountainous area, like, Oh,

946
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: it took it.

947
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 5: It's actually really smart too. I looked it up.

948
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: I looked it up because I was just like, it's

949
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: crazy that I wouldn't buy my own regard drive across

950
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: the country, like it's something that's on my bucket list

951
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 2: I want to do at one point in my life.

952
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 2: But every time I've gotten here that I'm like, bitch,

953
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 2: that takes too fucking long, Like I don't want to

954
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 2: do that. It sounds like a nightmare. People were dying

955
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 2: traveling by horse across the fucking country, and it is

956
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: because they were like, I want.

957
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 5: To see the new city. There's a new city across

958
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 5: the world. First of all, y'all didn't even have pictures,

959
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 5: So what the fuck were you going to.

960
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: A lot of people were like a lot of people

961
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: European like immigrants that were like, oh, I want to

962
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: go to like the gold.

963
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 5: Mines, so fucking home, that's where you should.

964
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: Have no literally literally go back to where you came,

965
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: Like literally, bitch.

966
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 5: That is how I feel about like European people. I'm like,

967
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 5: go back to where you were supposed to go.

968
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 2: Like what I was gonna say about traveling by horse

969
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: is humans are actually so smart because if you were

970
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: traveling from like like Seattle to New York or like

971
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: Seattle to Florida, what they would do is they would

972
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: start heading that way at the beginning of fall, so

973
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: that it was like cooler temperatures, and like since they're

974
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 2: going south, they're getting like it's getting cooler in the south,

975
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: so they don't have to like be through any like

976
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 2: extreme heats or anything, so they could keep it within

977
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 2: the range of like it being seventy degrees.

978
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: No way, we all fucking.

979
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 2: Wait, does everybody know that? I was like, Okay, I'm

980
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 2: like actually stupid, no, because when I saw that, I

981
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: literally was.

982
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 5: Like, wow, people, I would have a lot about that ship.

983
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 2: I'd be like, bro, it's a nice day out today,

984
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 2: Like I'm my fucking trek.

985
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 5: And I'd fucking die.

986
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: Me and my horse would be like on the ground

987
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 2: like a family guy character like.

988
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 4: In the Eat.

989
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 5: But you can't do that anymore now because of climate change.

990
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: You would literally like perish because every state would have

991
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: like a different temperature throughout the way.

992
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, how hot did it used to be back then?

993
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: Because they were being like fucking badgies and pussies because

994
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: like every time I'm literally like like ninety degrees to

995
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: me is like a good day. I'm like, that's like

996
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: a like a really really good day. And then I

997
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: hear like local Californians be like that is so hot,

998
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're a.

999
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 5: Fucking you're from like nasty Texas.

1000
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not. Nasty Texas is iconic, like like

1001
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: it gave up.

1002
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 5: Someone from Florida being like nasty Texas.

1003
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when we went to Texas, you're like, Hi,

1004
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 3: this is it and it's just like a hell of

1005
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 3: freeways and McDonald's.

1006
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really like great, it's really cool.

1007
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 3: I was expecting to be like Friday night lights or

1008
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: would be like football players going through some sort of

1009
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: emotional art.

1010
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: It's not very green.

1011
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 5: It's like dead.

1012
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: It's always there.

1013
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: I always imagine it being way greener, like where you

1014
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 2: came from. Bitch, that ship is breaking bad town, Like, no.

1015
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: It's dead. It's scary. Yeah, shut up, what the fuck

1016
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: is your fucking issue?

1017
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 3: Tell him to shut up?

1018
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 5: Thank you, don't tell me not to tell him to

1019
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 5: shut up.

1020
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: I don't tell her to shut up, yep. But that's

1021
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: like you can't yell at him.

1022
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 5: That's like he's ah, he's a freak.

1023
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't know that.

1024
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 5: Got a different girl every day of the week.

1025
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: You know, I've never heard that.

1026
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 5: I gotta let you know that I got a crush

1027
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 5: on you. Do Do Don't Doom? How do you not

1028
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 5: know that song?

1029
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: I know that's the beat. You just I thought I

1030
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: just renew the lyrics. You literally just did that doing it.

1031
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 5: It's fucking little cambra.

1032
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I've never heard this.

1033
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 5: You've never heard that.

1034
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: I've heard it on you.

1035
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 5: Your whiteness is blinding and you shut the fuck off.

1036
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, and you're stupid fucking wig. I'm

1037
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: gonna rip that ship off your fucking head.

1038
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: You need to like actually stop mentioning it because nobody

1039
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: has like peeped that yet, Like nobody knows yet.

1040
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody knows now. Your wig, your stupid wig.

1041
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 5: Got that. I don't have a fucking wig on.

1042
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 1: Halloween episode soon.

1043
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 5: Y'all are not ready for my cost.

1044
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: Dude, mine sucks so bad this year, y'all, I'll face

1045
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: the music.

1046
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 3: Guys, what should I be? I want to be crazy

1047
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 3: and dress up this year and have fun, and you

1048
00:44:55,040 --> 00:45:00,240
Speaker 3: should be this fart that should be a fart yeah.

1049
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 5: You should go get this up.

1050
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 4: You should be a better version of yourself. Okay, you

1051
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 4: should be, but that would.

1052
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 5: Be hardest costume for you to ever put.

1053
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: Very heard inside my butt he is that he's.

1054
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 5: Already got your costume on and everything already. I get

1055
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 5: the smell.

1056
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: I have a few good ideas that I'll send you.

1057
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 3: Okay, please, because I do want to, like finally for

1058
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: the first time, dress up and have fun and have

1059
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 3: and be the life of the party, you know, because

1060
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 3: usually I'm just like a side character.

1061
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't want to go to a party.

1062
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, I don't think I want to either, Like

1063
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. Hopefully I'm not here for Halloween.

1064
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: That would be iconic if I'm not on this earth anymore.

1065
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: Who the fuck soli lobster and thought like I want

1066
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: to eat that?

1067
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 5: Like actually, it had to have been like an accident.

1068
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: Somebody had to have squeezhed a lobster and like be like,

1069
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 2: oh fuck, there's meat in there, Like oh my god,

1070
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna eat that, yeah.

1071
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: Because it was like peasant food. At one point. It

1072
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: was yeah, like all shellfish were like peasants, and then

1073
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: they like rebrain Also, diems are not worth what they

1074
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: say they're worth. They're all fucking lab grown now, like

1075
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: they're just really good at it.

1076
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 2: I just never understood diamonds like chill, Like literally just chill.

1077
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: It's a fucking rock, Like I just don't. I don't

1078
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 2: understand the value of it. Like I know it's because

1079
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: of like mining and like, but like I'm like, no, you're.

1080
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: Enlightened, like they're they're really worth like absolutely nothing at

1081
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: this point.

1082
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 5: Even gold sometimes, like I I like love gold.

1083
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: I love gold.

1084
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 2: I like gold for the family aspect of it, like

1085
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: a lot of the jewelry I have, like I've gotten

1086
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: gifted from my family, it's been passed down.

1087
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 5: I like it for that aspect. Ho, I'm not buying

1088
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 5: a new piece of gold fucking jewelry, are you on meth?

1089
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 5: Like I want my shit.

1090
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: Used and abused from a pawn shop, Like I don't

1091
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: want some new shit. Also because all of y'all are

1092
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 2: plating fucking brass knuckles, like I don't want that shit,

1093
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 2: Fuck you, I want brass knuckles. I'm gonna beat the

1094
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 2: fuck out of Kai with it. Actually, I'm gonna get

1095
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: brass knuckles with my name, like instead of it being spiky,

1096
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 2: It's gonna be my name like Rais so I can

1097
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 2: fucking hit people and like my name's imprinted and my.

1098
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: Teeth fucking fly out and I'm like scrambling to pick

1099
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: them up and I'm trying to put them back in

1100
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 3: my mouth and I'm like pissing all over myself and

1101
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 3: it sounds fucking RANTI talking about I'm adding to your

1102
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: bit about like beating me up and stuff, and I'm

1103
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 3: eating this.

1104
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 5: An't get it twisted.

1105
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: Neon Green B twelve you're in.

1106
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 5: Is that like brat Like?

1107
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 3: What?

1108
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, my pisses brad coated. After I take the

1109
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: confidence all.

1110
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 5: Of you hoes going to that culture. I know your

1111
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 5: pisses Brat Green.

1112
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: I know, I know your Kudar bronze and is Brat

1113
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: Green like with the fucking dishcharge bitch.

1114
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 5: Like I almost said something so disgusting. I guess you

1115
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 5: said discharge Green.

1116
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you lift the clatoral hood and

1117
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: it's like a green emeralds because it's just like calcified

1118
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 2: and untouched in very visceral.

1119
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: It's like clitoral cheese.

1120
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 5: I know a lot of y'all are fucking cleaning under

1121
00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 5: that hood.

1122
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: If you drink diet coke, I'm going to kill you.

1123
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh this one is so the way kuchi is spelled.

1124
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: We'll put it in the episode. I'll read it. Are you.

1125
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm reading this. Don't touch, don't ever reach

1126
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 2: for my phone again. I'm gonna go through your phone.

1127
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 5: Can we start going through each other's phones? Actually no,

1128
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 5: that would be really toxic.

1129
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I don't have shit on here.

1130
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 5: I'm going to go through your phone and send myself

1131
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 5: all the.

1132
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: Picture everything I used to be embarrassed of. Like, I'm

1133
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: not embarrassing.

1134
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 2: I feel like we showed each other literally everything. My

1135
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 2: tesla robot when he find out hes gonna be helping me,

1136
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 2: wax this cootie.

1137
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: Cat, cooty cat, coty cat, Drew Syf.

1138
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 5: He has now been promoted. You are now in a

1139
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 5: lead employee.

1140
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: If you're a man and you work from home, you're

1141
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: gay caveman, be like seven will be my year.

1142
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 3: That's good.

1143
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: Let's hope fingering is the next pandemic. Howktau Twins makes

1144
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: Hoktua Twins make such good music like talk to h

1145
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: cocktau cock two cockta twins. Umm dudes, be like I

1146
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: do construction whole time. They're the guy that's holding the

1147
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: stop sign. Right, bet y'all didn't know Winnie the Pooh's

1148
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: grandma was named Poonnanni.

1149
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 2: Last night, before going to the jabs, bar, I found

1150
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 2: a compilation of Drew reading sigh up corner is An.

1151
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: I was laughing the exact amount when I heard them

1152
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 2: watching the video as I did in real time, and

1153
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 2: it was starting to freak me out, and I was like, Okay,

1154
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: we have to stop watching this because I don't like that.

1155
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: Like my brain still find these the same amount of

1156
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: funny as if I haven't pretty crazy?

1157
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: Finger me if I'm wrong. But it's today Wednesday? Is

1158
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: it wednesday?

1159
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 5: It's tuesday? I have to finger you? Why does Ki

1160
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 5: get to do it?

1161
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: I mean because you always do it? And Kay is here.

1162
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 3: You give me a shot at fingering you, Drew, Maybe

1163
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 3: it'll be good.

1164
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 5: The thing is like a good fingering is lit a

1165
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 5: bad fingering? Bitch? How are you fingering wrong?

1166
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 4: Like how are you fetching.

1167
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 5: Respects? Respects?

1168
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: Like you got to get up in there and like

1169
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: the clitter is.

1170
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 3: Wait, how let me see I couldn't see.

1171
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 5: You said, you have to get into the click, just.

1172
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 3: Like I want to see the technique.

1173
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 5: Stop.

1174
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1175
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 2: Oh that was the other thing in the syeop Quarner thing.

1176
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: It was him singing, and it made me mad in

1177
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 2: person the way it did when I was there in person,

1178
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: Like hearing it on, I.

1179
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 3: Keep getting Drew singing the Sundays over like that fucking ball.

1180
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 5: Which I haven't seen that yet.

1181
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: You've seen it?

1182
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I do remember this.

1183
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 2: That having seventeen thousand line let the Dogs Wear a Wig. Well,

1184
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 2: we're gonna get into media of the week. My media

1185
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 2: of the week is.

1186
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: We watched Nightmare on Elm Street and we were Halloween.

1187
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 5: Movies in the night.

1188
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: We watched Halloween Nightmare on Elm Street and The Thin

1189
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 2: Blue Line.

1190
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't finish The Thin Blue Line. I was

1191
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: in bed before then. But no one told me that

1192
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: Nightmare on Elm Street. I mean, like I knew it

1193
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: was great and I had seen it before, but like

1194
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: watching it with a developed brain was like really really

1195
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: exciting and it was so good. Also, no one told

1196
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: me that at the time it was made for one

1197
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: point one million dollars, which is three point three million

1198
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: dollars into day's money, and like looking at the practical effects,

1199
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all, really, we really can't do that today?

1200
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 1: Why did Joker to cost two hundred million fucking dollars?

1201
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: Like why did it cost two hundred million dollars? Like really,

1202
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: make that make sense? Like they are like literally was Gaga's.

1203
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 5: Like, my name is Yoga and I liked you.

1204
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: That hurt my ears so bad, like it actually hurt,

1205
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: not hurt ears.

1206
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 5: Want me to tell somebody who gives a fuck?

1207
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: That sounded like the Gates of Heaven opening thanks to me.

1208
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: I agree with you, though it literally is crazy. I

1209
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: miss when horror movies were like practical because it all

1210
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 2: the older movies I like. The reason I like them

1211
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: is because they did practical effects and it just looks better,

1212
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 2: even though it's like kind of campy and you're not

1213
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 2: looking at it, being like, that looks so real. It's

1214
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: just cool to know the old team came together to

1215
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: make that happen.

1216
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 3: The old alien movies looks so fucking good.

1217
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: Have you seen Space Odyssey recently? No, it looks like

1218
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: it was literally made in twenty twenty three, Like it's unbelievable,

1219
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: Like can we like go back to making good movies

1220
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: because like, also, this is a hot take, but I

1221
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: rewatched Halloween. That movies boring.

1222
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 5: That was hard.

1223
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: I understand like the significance and it is an amazing movie.

1224
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: And da da da da da da da da da.

1225
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: That shit is boring.

1226
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 5: The Halloween is how I feel about Elvis Prostley.

1227
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: Like literally boring.

1228
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 5: I'm like, I respect y'all who fuck with this, but

1229
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 5: for me.

1230
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I mean there were some scary ass moments,

1231
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: like the car scene got me.

1232
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: It was just making me laugh too much because the

1233
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 2: way you creep around the house, it just.

1234
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: Felt like that I creep around like Michael Myers. But

1235
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: all I'm so English teacher. Please, for the love of God,

1236
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: go watch that goddamn show. I need them to get

1237
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: renewed for four more seasons because it is the funniest

1238
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: thing on television right now. And I don't give a

1239
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: fuck what you're doing. Leave this episode right now and

1240
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 1: go start watching it, because it is.

1241
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: Like that show is so funny. But they didn't have

1242
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 2: to do like the gay stuff. It probably would have

1243
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: been funny.

1244
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: I agree, like all the gay shit is weird.

1245
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 5: It's like if it was a normal show, it would

1246
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 5: be like Top Time.

1247
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they were all.

1248
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 3: Normal, Why are you guys normal? That isn't cool. I'm sorry,

1249
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 3: but I'm drying the fucking you.

1250
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 2: You go and follow the being gay being cool trend,

1251
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: We're going to follow the getting into the pearly Gates

1252
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: of Heaven.

1253
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is cool. I'm saying it. I'm being the

1254
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 3: first one to say that.

1255
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: God asked me. God said, uh, wings, what is it? Fuck?

1256
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: Like a barbecue or lemon pepper at the pearly gates?

1257
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 2: God, God said what kind of wings do you want?

1258
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 2: And I said lemon pepper?

1259
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 4: And he kicked me out the lemon pe or.

1260
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 5: I think it's like it was like, do you want

1261
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 5: your wings? It's like, yeah, can I get lemon pepper?

1262
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 3: Ship like that?

1263
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have links up tonight. I think.

1264
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: Don't do that to me, really, please, don't.

1265
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 5: I'm easy, breezy.

1266
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 3: Can I do a media it's serious?

1267
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:17,760
Speaker 5: Okay?

1268
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are so traumatized. When I said poor and.

1269
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 4: Literally really four times?

1270
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: Fourteen times?

1271
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. Okay. I just wasn't made for these times.

1272
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 3: By Brian Wilson. Wait, I'll play it.

1273
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 5: You sadness back.

1274
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: That's pretty really beautiful.

1275
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 3: It's it's nice to put on when you're feeling down

1276
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 3: and you want to kind of like lean into that

1277
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: and have like a cathartic exit out of your melancholy state.

1278
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 5: One feels like that. Have you heard this song?

1279
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: Yes? I love that song.

1280
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 2: It would have nowhere to go because you're all full.

1281
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: We didn't do media of the week or like.

1282
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 5: I don't have music.

1283
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 3: Really, you guys, Drew's belt is hanging on for dear

1284
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: fucking life right now.

1285
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 5: The buckle is gonna blow up in Kay's face. All right, Well,

1286
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 5: thank you guys so much for listening.

1287
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: Did you do media?

1288
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 5: I know I haven't been listening to music.

1289
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 4: I'm sad.

1290
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,399
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. I'm like this year has been

1291
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 2: so sad for me. I haven't like music. It doesn't

1292
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 2: sound the same like I made for music.

1293
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 1: Look, I made a playlist like probably six months ago.

1294
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 2: Oh. I know.

1295
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 5: It's like, could music please sound good again?

1296
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 1: Please? Please, please, for the love of God, make music sounding.

1297
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: We're just sending to like my favorite.

1298
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 2: Used to be to like sit in the sauna after

1299
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: working out and listen to new music. And I haven't

1300
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 2: like had a moment in the sauna where I hear

1301
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: a good song and I'm like, oh my god, like.

1302
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 3: I feel so good. That is the areous symptom of

1303
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 3: being depressed, like, oh, this is just noise.

1304
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: My one My one joy is listening to music. Yeah, Like,

1305
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 2: I know I'm down bad when I'm not waking up

1306
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 2: and playing a song off my.

1307
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 1: Boo fucking hill.

1308
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 3: It's really fucked up. I can't even laugh at that.

1309
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: That's how you fucked up.

1310
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 5: When we get off of here and you're gonna you're

1311
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 5: gonna learn to never do that to me again, hitting me,

1312
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 5: I don't care. Oh I'm not hitting you. I'm gonna

1313
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 5: stab you.

1314
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: Stab me, I don't care. Maybe it'll release some of

1315
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: the game.

1316
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 5: I'm gonna.

1317
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: Like my bloated, goddamn belly.

1318
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 5: All right, thanks for watching dive