WEBVTT - Stop Eating My Apples

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phon tapping.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Til I do? Oh Daniel?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? All right, all right, So Anthony is phone tapping

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<v Speaker 1>his friend Ken. Ken's girlfriend made them go apple picking,

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<v Speaker 1>and not only did Ken not want to go, but

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<v Speaker 1>he got in trouble for eating apples before he paid

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<v Speaker 1>for them, so he was not happy. Anthony wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to call from the orchard and mess with the maiden further.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I did. All right, you go apple picking?

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<v Speaker 1>Phone tail on today's tap? Hello Ken, Hi, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Laurie from viland her own farm. How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 1>It was brought to my attention when you were here

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<v Speaker 1>the other day apple picking. You and the girl you

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<v Speaker 1>were with ate some apples while here without paying for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, Yeah, as.

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<v Speaker 1>You were picking the apples, you were eating them as

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<v Speaker 1>you were going along, and those apples never made it

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag on the scale because you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>pay per pound and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell you how Ruchie was to us once you

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<v Speaker 2>confronted us.

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<v Speaker 1>About that you're stealing. How did you expect her to react.

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<v Speaker 2>Feeling it's two apples? You're an apple orchard. I paid

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<v Speaker 2>for apples. I paid for a hay ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you paid for the apple. No no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>You pay for the apples in the bag, not the

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<v Speaker 1>apples that didn't make it into the bag. What if

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<v Speaker 1>I went into a store that sold shoes and I

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<v Speaker 1>paid for some shoes, but then I walked out with

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<v Speaker 1>another pair, and I said, well, it's a shoe store,

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<v Speaker 1>you sell shoes. I paid for the shoes in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you're a thief. Anthony,

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<v Speaker 1>he hung up already. Okay, let's call him back.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. Really, yeah, I hung up on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you hang up on me because.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an idiot?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, first, whoa, I think a.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone call is already costing more than the two apples.

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<v Speaker 1>You stole two of my apples.

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<v Speaker 2>Come down to my job and I'll give you the cash.

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<v Speaker 1>No, sirm, Sorry, we're understaffed here and you'll need to

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<v Speaker 1>come to us. This is your responsibility, not ours.

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<v Speaker 2>So you want me to pay ten dollars in gas? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm give you a dollar sixty two.

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<v Speaker 1>If you hadn't been a thief in the first place.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you're a thief. Realize the thieves. Do you make

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<v Speaker 2>people pay nine dollars a bag for apple?

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<v Speaker 1>It's for the experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you go to the grocery I've ever been on word,

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever been on bo What do you guys put

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<v Speaker 2>that together with a dollar sixty two?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you go to the grocery store and you buy

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<v Speaker 1>the apples off the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't buy apples, okay, but.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do, do you get the experience of a

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<v Speaker 1>hay ride around the grocery store? And I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about the experience.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the kind of time you have on your

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<v Speaker 2>hands to call people about apples. Are you kidding me? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're just a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, No, we're understaffed and we have to chase

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<v Speaker 1>down thieves.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I don't even believe you. Why that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>You're buying No, I'm not lying.

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<v Speaker 1>Thieves, thieves coming of thieves, coming usher. You're the one

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<v Speaker 1>who stole from my establishment, and yet I'm the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that work.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to make you feel like a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to make you feel like an idiot. You

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<v Speaker 2>really know who went over your customers? Do you think

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<v Speaker 2>Bill Gates all his customers every time that someone's taken

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<v Speaker 2>Microsoft from him? No, I don't think so. He's not

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Gates is dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Bill Dates is not dead. That's Steve Jobs. He's done me.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever doesn't matter, because did they own an apple orchard? No,

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<v Speaker 1>they did not own an apple orchard. You are banned

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<v Speaker 1>from my orchid.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, good, all my legs off and come to

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<v Speaker 2>your orchard. You have done me a favor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well here's another favor. Your friend Anthony just phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapped you. What Anthony? Anthony said you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go apple picking in the first place, said he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of chops.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't want to go apple picking. I just

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<v Speaker 2>did it for the girlfriend who was all heard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you were a real real Danielley Elvis Durand's

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap.

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