Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phon tapping.
Speaker 1: Here's the phone?
Speaker 2: Til I do? Oh Daniel?
Speaker 1: Yes? All right, all right, So Anthony is phone tapping
Speaker 1: his friend Ken. Ken's girlfriend made them go apple picking,
Speaker 1: and not only did Ken not want to go, but
Speaker 1: he got in trouble for eating apples before he paid
Speaker 1: for them, so he was not happy. Anthony wanted me
Speaker 1: to call from the orchard and mess with the maiden further.
Speaker 1: So that's what I did. All right, you go apple picking?
Speaker 1: Phone tail on today's tap? Hello Ken, Hi, this is
Speaker 1: Laurie from viland her own farm. How you doing?
Speaker 2: What can I do for you?
Speaker 1: It was brought to my attention when you were here
Speaker 1: the other day apple picking. You and the girl you
Speaker 1: were with ate some apples while here without paying for them.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah, as.
Speaker 1: You were picking the apples, you were eating them as
Speaker 1: you were going along, and those apples never made it
Speaker 1: in the bag on the scale because you know, you
Speaker 1: pay per pound and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell you how Ruchie was to us once you
Speaker 2: confronted us.
Speaker 1: About that you're stealing. How did you expect her to react.
Speaker 2: Feeling it's two apples? You're an apple orchard. I paid
Speaker 2: for apples. I paid for a hay ride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you paid for the apple. No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: You pay for the apples in the bag, not the
Speaker 1: apples that didn't make it into the bag. What if
Speaker 1: I went into a store that sold shoes and I
Speaker 1: paid for some shoes, but then I walked out with
Speaker 1: another pair, and I said, well, it's a shoe store,
Speaker 1: you sell shoes. I paid for the shoes in the bag.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you're a thief. Anthony,
Speaker 1: he hung up already. Okay, let's call him back.
Speaker 2: Hello. Really, yeah, I hung up on you.
Speaker 1: Why would you hang up on me because.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot?
Speaker 1: Okay, first, whoa, I think a.
Speaker 2: Phone call is already costing more than the two apples.
Speaker 1: You stole two of my apples.
Speaker 2: Come down to my job and I'll give you the cash.
Speaker 1: No, sirm, Sorry, we're understaffed here and you'll need to
Speaker 1: come to us. This is your responsibility, not ours.
Speaker 2: So you want me to pay ten dollars in gas? Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm give you a dollar sixty two.
Speaker 1: If you hadn't been a thief in the first place.
Speaker 2: Then you're a thief. Realize the thieves. Do you make
Speaker 2: people pay nine dollars a bag for apple?
Speaker 1: It's for the experience.
Speaker 2: Can you go to the grocery I've ever been on word,
Speaker 2: I've ever been on bo What do you guys put
Speaker 2: that together with a dollar sixty two?
Speaker 1: Well, you go to the grocery store and you buy
Speaker 1: the apples off the shelf.
Speaker 2: I don't buy apples, okay, but.
Speaker 1: When you do, do you get the experience of a
Speaker 1: hay ride around the grocery store? And I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It's all about the experience.
Speaker 2: This is the kind of time you have on your
Speaker 2: hands to call people about apples. Are you kidding me? Yes,
Speaker 2: because you're just a loser.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, we're understaffed and we have to chase
Speaker 1: down thieves.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't even believe you. Why that's not true.
Speaker 2: You're buying No, I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: Thieves, thieves coming of thieves, coming usher. You're the one
Speaker 1: who stole from my establishment, and yet I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 1: How does that work.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you feel like a bad person.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make you feel like an idiot. You
Speaker 2: really know who went over your customers? Do you think
Speaker 2: Bill Gates all his customers every time that someone's taken
Speaker 2: Microsoft from him? No, I don't think so. He's not
Speaker 2: an idiot like you.
Speaker 1: Bill Gates is dead.
Speaker 2: Bill Dates is not dead. That's Steve Jobs. He's done me.
Speaker 1: Whatever doesn't matter, because did they own an apple orchard? No,
Speaker 1: they did not own an apple orchard. You are banned
Speaker 1: from my orchid.
Speaker 2: Oh good, good, all my legs off and come to
Speaker 2: your orchard. You have done me a favor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well here's another favor. Your friend Anthony just phone
Speaker 1: tapped you. What Anthony? Anthony said you didn't want to
Speaker 1: go apple picking in the first place, said he wanted
Speaker 1: a bunch of chops.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't want to go apple picking. I just
Speaker 2: did it for the girlfriend who was all heard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 1: This is Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you were a real real Danielley Elvis Durand's
Speaker 2: phone tap.
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