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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phon tapping.

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Speaker 1: Here's the phone?

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Speaker 2: Til I do? Oh Daniel?

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Speaker 1: Yes? All right, all right, So Anthony is phone tapping

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Speaker 1: his friend Ken. Ken's girlfriend made them go apple picking,

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Speaker 1: and not only did Ken not want to go, but

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Speaker 1: he got in trouble for eating apples before he paid

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Speaker 1: for them, so he was not happy. Anthony wanted me

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Speaker 1: to call from the orchard and mess with the maiden further.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I did. All right, you go apple picking?

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Speaker 1: Phone tail on today's tap? Hello Ken, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Laurie from viland her own farm. How you doing?

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Speaker 2: What can I do for you?

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Speaker 1: It was brought to my attention when you were here

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Speaker 1: the other day apple picking. You and the girl you

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Speaker 1: were with ate some apples while here without paying for them.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah, as.

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Speaker 1: You were picking the apples, you were eating them as

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Speaker 1: you were going along, and those apples never made it

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Speaker 1: in the bag on the scale because you know, you

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Speaker 1: pay per pound and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell you how Ruchie was to us once you

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Speaker 2: confronted us.

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Speaker 1: About that you're stealing. How did you expect her to react.

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Speaker 2: Feeling it's two apples? You're an apple orchard. I paid

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Speaker 2: for apples. I paid for a hay ride.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you paid for the apple. No no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: You pay for the apples in the bag, not the

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Speaker 1: apples that didn't make it into the bag. What if

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Speaker 1: I went into a store that sold shoes and I

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Speaker 1: paid for some shoes, but then I walked out with

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Speaker 1: another pair, and I said, well, it's a shoe store,

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Speaker 1: you sell shoes. I paid for the shoes in the bag.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you're a thief. Anthony,

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Speaker 1: he hung up already. Okay, let's call him back.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Really, yeah, I hung up on you.

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Speaker 1: Why would you hang up on me because.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Okay, first, whoa, I think a.

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Speaker 2: Phone call is already costing more than the two apples.

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Speaker 1: You stole two of my apples.

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Speaker 2: Come down to my job and I'll give you the cash.

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Speaker 1: No, sirm, Sorry, we're understaffed here and you'll need to

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Speaker 1: come to us. This is your responsibility, not ours.

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Speaker 2: So you want me to pay ten dollars in gas? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm give you a dollar sixty two.

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Speaker 1: If you hadn't been a thief in the first place.

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Speaker 2: Then you're a thief. Realize the thieves. Do you make

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Speaker 2: people pay nine dollars a bag for apple?

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Speaker 1: It's for the experience.

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Speaker 2: Can you go to the grocery I've ever been on word,

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Speaker 2: I've ever been on bo What do you guys put

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Speaker 2: that together with a dollar sixty two?

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Speaker 1: Well, you go to the grocery store and you buy

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Speaker 1: the apples off the shelf.

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Speaker 2: I don't buy apples, okay, but.

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Speaker 1: When you do, do you get the experience of a

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Speaker 1: hay ride around the grocery store? And I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: It's all about the experience.

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Speaker 2: This is the kind of time you have on your

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Speaker 2: hands to call people about apples. Are you kidding me? Yes,

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Speaker 2: because you're just a loser.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, No, we're understaffed and we have to chase

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Speaker 1: down thieves.

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Speaker 2: That's why I don't even believe you. Why that's not true.

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Speaker 2: You're buying No, I'm not lying.

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Speaker 1: Thieves, thieves coming of thieves, coming usher. You're the one

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Speaker 1: who stole from my establishment, and yet I'm the bad guy.

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Speaker 1: How does that work.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you feel like a bad person.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to make you feel like an idiot. You

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Speaker 2: really know who went over your customers? Do you think

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Speaker 2: Bill Gates all his customers every time that someone's taken

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Speaker 2: Microsoft from him? No, I don't think so. He's not

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Speaker 2: an idiot like you.

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Speaker 1: Bill Gates is dead.

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Speaker 2: Bill Dates is not dead. That's Steve Jobs. He's done me.

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Speaker 1: Whatever doesn't matter, because did they own an apple orchard? No,

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Speaker 1: they did not own an apple orchard. You are banned

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Speaker 1: from my orchid.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, good, all my legs off and come to

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Speaker 2: your orchard. You have done me a favor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well here's another favor. Your friend Anthony just phone

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Speaker 1: tapped you. What Anthony? Anthony said you didn't want to

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Speaker 1: go apple picking in the first place, said he wanted

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Speaker 1: a bunch of chops.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't want to go apple picking. I just

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Speaker 2: did it for the girlfriend who was all heard. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's great.

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Speaker 1: This is Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, you were a real real Danielley Elvis Durand's

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Speaker 2: phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all

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Speaker 1: participis the Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show