Speaker 1: Also, your voice sounds super sexy. What kind of microphone
Speaker 1: are you on?
Speaker 2: Oh? Boy, man, real easy, that's that's a that's a
Speaker 2: proprietary secret. That's Joe's whole secret. Man. Like, well, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: how what kind of sexy as Mike? You guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I just a sexy tron five thousand?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like old?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought it was the fucka tron three hundred,
Speaker 2: But it's a second.
Speaker 3: I stopped using that one a while, okay, just out
Speaker 3: of you know, growing up.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, I guess that that
Speaker 2: says more about me than anything. Still using the fuck tron?
Speaker 3: Whatever works?
Speaker 2: Hello, Internet, and welcome to season three, thirty six, Episode
Speaker 2: four of the Dailies. That guys, it's a production of iHeartRadio,
Speaker 2: and obviously this is the podcast where we take a
Speaker 2: deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Thursday a second,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, and I'm doing my best to sound
Speaker 2: as sexy on Mike as possible. My name is Miles
Speaker 2: Gray AKA oh Ship. Where's my AKA here? It is?
Speaker 2: Oh shit? Now that discord is reloading and I lost
Speaker 2: my fucking place. Keep this in. This is part of
Speaker 2: the matter.
Speaker 1: This is a log AKA, this is a yeah, this
Speaker 1: is all.
Speaker 2: AKA, oh fuck, where's my fucking shit?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 2: AKA we got a rats, I got a plan to
Speaker 2: get him out of here. Mayor Adams is the problem.
Speaker 2: He's keeping rats in his own house, throwing them out
Speaker 2: with carbon monoxide. That'll work for a little while until
Speaker 2: they find a new place, too high A kay, thank
Speaker 2: you so much. That's First Blood five to two two
Speaker 2: on the Discord. Look, it's been a while since we
Speaker 2: were doing the Fast Car sort of, you know, rewritings,
Speaker 2: and yeah, the story about New York's rats are who
Speaker 2: was apparently fucking up because people are getting sick with
Speaker 2: I forget lepto perosis, I believe is like a bacterial
Speaker 2: infection you can only get from interacting with ratpe. So
Speaker 2: that's how bad things are there. It's really more again
Speaker 2: like when you're saying, more a bummer story about New
Speaker 2: York in general. But anyway, that's enough for me. I
Speaker 2: am thrilled to be joined. Oh shit, I forgot even
Speaker 2: to god, see, this is what happens when I'm running
Speaker 2: the show. I forgot to tell people what May second was.
Speaker 2: It's National Life Insurance Day. Just you guys can get it.
Speaker 2: Get your fucking affairs in order. It's also national Yeah,
Speaker 2: get your shit together. You better get that life insurance policy.
Speaker 2: Tell your friends so then maybe you might you know whatever.
Speaker 2: I've seen enough datline to know what happens when you
Speaker 2: got a good life insurance policy. H and also National
Speaker 2: truffle Day. But not like the fancy shits that you
Speaker 2: shave on the pasta that we're talking about, like the
Speaker 2: chocolates that have the shits inside that are the good ones.
Speaker 2: I think that's what I always called the troubles the
Speaker 2: good ones. Anyway, I'm thrilled to be joined by today's
Speaker 2: guest co host, one of the most mysterious men in
Speaker 2: podcasting and someone who deals with the dark arts of
Speaker 2: Corvid training. Knows how to commune with crows. He's also
Speaker 2: the host, one of the hosts of the hits show
Speaker 2: Stuff They Don't Want You to Know. He's also an author.
Speaker 2: He's also got a pretty I guess marginal a sexy
Speaker 2: microphone right now, but that's okay, but please welcome to
Speaker 2: the microphone, mister Benbulla. Hey, hey, welcome back.
Speaker 4: Heah akas got ak Yeah, well I get it. I
Speaker 4: could do aka, let's see in service to your great
Speaker 4: tradition of naming the days, miles, it is also International
Speaker 4: Scurvy Awareness Day, So doctor scurvy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you weren't aware. You weren't aware them. May
Speaker 2: second is scurvy Awareness Day.
Speaker 3: This is why we do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Holy shit, I'm sorry, is scurvy? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Am I ignorant in thinking that like that shit's for
Speaker 2: pirates and like people on ships or like that? Are
Speaker 2: we still fucking like? I guess it's part of malnutrition.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a common Uh, it's a common stereotype and misconception
Speaker 1: that I am, my colleagues labor against.
Speaker 2: So we're raising awareness of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, please consume some citrus of your of your choice.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long. Isn't that we're like the
Speaker 2: where they started they call people liamis yeah, as a
Speaker 2: scurvy reference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, because when you were on like
Speaker 1: we associate this with high racy, but we should associate
Speaker 1: it also with just that age of a bunch of
Speaker 1: people consentially or non consentually on boats in the neighbor
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Yes, yeah, oh god? And and what
Speaker 1: they they eventually discovered without getting the whole story. You know, pirates,
Speaker 1: especially even if they chose to be on the ship,
Speaker 1: they're kind of living rough life. They're kind of always
Speaker 1: on so h So it took a while to realize
Speaker 1: the source of why they were getting cartoonishly loose teeth
Speaker 1: and all these other scurvy things.
Speaker 2: Like you know how to lose xylophone? Like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: and now I'm realizing too. The nickname came from American
Speaker 2: sailors who like didn't believe that taking like eating citrus
Speaker 2: with would Ward.
Speaker 1: Off screen, were anti vaxers for citrus.
Speaker 2: Fucking clowns, American sailors. Come on, man, anyway, Ben, We're
Speaker 2: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
Speaker 2: repeat guest. It's a very funny, very funny person, very
Speaker 2: funny comedian hails from the Pittsburgh area. I was just
Speaker 2: just celebrating a video that they did about I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know if sorry if I completely misnamed the title,
Speaker 2: but it felt like two guys from Pittsburgh talking about
Speaker 2: seeing Oppenheimert basically yeah, yeah, and you can catch this
Speaker 2: man May tenth at the Alameda Comedy Club. Shoutout arias
Speaker 2: I gang, I'm looking at you. You better pull up. And also,
Speaker 2: if you're in Saratoga Springs, New York, May thirty, first
Speaker 2: you will be able to catch our guests. Joe Cuzolo, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Speaker 3: Hello Joe, Hey, it's me aka Vitamin C proficient.
Speaker 2: Oh there we go. I love man. I used to
Speaker 2: drink so much orange juice, like as a kid. I
Speaker 2: don't know why. I'm like, I don't know I had
Speaker 2: that memory, but I just think of like that minute
Speaker 2: made vitamin D enriched fucking orange juice that I would
Speaker 2: just fuck it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it is because well, I think especially, I
Speaker 3: think there's something about like that era where we thought,
Speaker 3: like orange juice. The commercials tell me it's the best
Speaker 3: possible thing I can put my body. Yeah, now we're like,
Speaker 3: it's the sugariest thing with nah almost no, Like the
Speaker 3: nutritional value is completely canceled out by the Yeah.
Speaker 2: You will get survy from drinking yeah all the way
Speaker 2: back around. Yeah, we should have.
Speaker 1: We should have known it was a grift when Sonny
Speaker 1: D came out as like a hip competitor, right, is
Speaker 1: a chef?
Speaker 3: Kiss?
Speaker 2: Have you had the fucking boozy sunny D that they sell. Now,
Speaker 2: excuse me, I thought that was dude. No, they have
Speaker 2: like a canned hard Seltzer sunny D. It's pretty I've
Speaker 2: I had a sip. I was like, it actually pays
Speaker 2: off on the promise, like it's boozy, bubbly sunny D
Speaker 2: sonny D Vodka Seltzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The working
Speaker 2: parents screwdriver, I think it's what we call that.
Speaker 3: And it's sunny D. It's not sunny delight for the
Speaker 3: for the faga Seltzer. They go full sunny D mm hmmmmm,
Speaker 3: which is smart. They respected, Yeah, that it's so funny.
Speaker 3: I was in the same like that misconception about like,
Speaker 3: well it's juice. It was like one hundred percent juice,
Speaker 3: and like commercial was like the guy put a straw
Speaker 3: in an orange, so it's basically like the inside of
Speaker 3: an orange right in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, oh added sugar. What's that.
Speaker 3: Strong ad campaign? I recalled. They really were going for
Speaker 3: it in terms of brainwashing the youth. Oh yeah, orange juice.
Speaker 2: I mean our parents too, Like my mom was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fine, it's not soda, right, I'm like, no, Mom,
Speaker 2: it's minute he says, right there, there's hue, What the
Speaker 2: fuck a thing? Just a little spicy exactly, then down
Speaker 2: a half gallon while watching fucking South Park or some shit.
Speaker 1: Still not as creepy as the Got Milk commercials. Just
Speaker 1: to be honest, you're looking back, I learned a lot well.
Speaker 2: I learned who Aaron Burr was because of those commercials.
Speaker 1: Short plication was creepy because it was a Trede association, right,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a company.
Speaker 3: It probably it was the Dairy Farmers Association of America.
Speaker 1: It was just the idea of milk, Do you have it?
Speaker 1: Or are you a loser?
Speaker 2: Got? Do you have this?
Speaker 3: Ship?
Speaker 2: No? Then you might be in a full body cast
Speaker 2: having convulsions like what was that one? Oh? The guy
Speaker 2: was in the full body cast and then they brought
Speaker 2: like cookies, right, and he needed like milk and he
Speaker 2: was like, dude, that one's actually pretty horrific.
Speaker 3: A lot of the milk ads I'm realizing are about
Speaker 3: people and their failure to communicate. Right, it's the only
Speaker 3: thing getting in a way of people in their milk. Yeah, truly,
Speaker 3: it should just be got a therapist? Are you able
Speaker 3: to voice their needs?
Speaker 2: Properly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe got a clear passageway between your mouth and
Speaker 3: people's ears, right, Yeah, but yeah, we had beef. It's
Speaker 3: what's for dinner occasionally, you get you get those, right,
Speaker 3: you get the Yeah, it's just from a product, it's
Speaker 3: just from yeah a yeah.
Speaker 2: Like and it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pork was like the other Yeah, I think had
Speaker 1: had their time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The fabric of our lives, Yeah, there it is there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're a fabric of our undoing, potentially because we haven't
Speaker 2: quite we quite haven't reconciled our differences with King Cotton heavily.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that is enough of that. We got to
Speaker 2: tell the people what we're going to be talking about today.
Speaker 2: Looks like the Dems are pulling a bit of an
Speaker 2: Avenger ship. They're coming out the portals to help poor
Speaker 2: speaker Mike Johnson from being ousted. So we will talk
Speaker 2: about why the Democrats are like, yeah, I guess we'll
Speaker 2: fucking save mister Jesus jerk off app from completely screwing
Speaker 2: up Congress. We'll get into those details. We're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about the So basically, there was another full on clearing
Speaker 2: of protesters at Columbia University for the second time, and
Speaker 2: the NYPD is doing there doing what cops like to do,
Speaker 2: which is be like and our violence was justified because
Speaker 2: of this object we found or place.
Speaker 1: You could buy at any store.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, buy any store.
Speaker 2: Hey, what do you some kind of frigging comy? Get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here?
Speaker 3: We go all some anarchy headquarters.
Speaker 2: This guy works for a big bike lock. You know,
Speaker 2: look at this ship. If it wasn't dangerous, why would't
Speaker 2: they call it kryptonite exactly? Because it's gonna it's it's
Speaker 2: you could defeat Superman or maybe it's a brand name.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but we'll talk about their latest push
Speaker 2: to try and completely obscure and obfuscate around the student protests,
Speaker 2: and then the we gotta talk. There's talk now about
Speaker 2: how we might be saved from clim a change because
Speaker 2: we're gonna do carbon capture. This is something that keeps
Speaker 2: happening that most people know isn't really that effective.
Speaker 1: So the autonomist loves it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course anything that's like, well, don't turn
Speaker 2: off that revenue stream? Is there? Can we invent a
Speaker 2: fake solution? Was that called carbon sequestration?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're doing that we're doing that. So we'll
Speaker 2: get into that and many other fun things. But first
Speaker 2: jokeaz alla Pittsburgh's very own. First of all, what's the
Speaker 2: best thing to eat in Pittsburgh that isn't parogi or
Speaker 2: Permanny brothers?
Speaker 3: Uh catch up?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: The reason I say that is because there's a lot
Speaker 3: of pride for Hines.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was famously bottled in Pittsburgh for a long time.
Speaker 3: Heinz Field once was the name of the I don't
Speaker 3: live there anymore, but I am positive whatever the Heinz
Speaker 3: Field is called now, which was a recent change, and
Speaker 3: they're not if it's acroshure or whatever like, they are
Speaker 3: calling it hines Field till the end of time, until
Speaker 3: it is rightfully re renamed Hinesfield. Sum, No, it's no
Speaker 3: bad ye, but yet there's a lot of pride for
Speaker 3: hines I even think they you can sell hines for
Speaker 3: like a little bit more because they know pittsburghs are
Speaker 3: going to buy it. And this might be that I
Speaker 3: am taking it face value from my parents who switched
Speaker 3: to Hunts, which was I was like, we got Hunts.
Speaker 3: When I was back visiting, I was like, what are
Speaker 3: you guys doing? They were like, here's the deal crisis here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't bottle it in Pittsburgh anymore, so you're not
Speaker 3: supporting the local economy. And then two, they can sell
Speaker 3: Hines more expensive in the stores because the brand loyalty
Speaker 3: is so huge. So we were like, why are we
Speaker 3: why we have any loyalty, it's not even a local
Speaker 3: thing anymore. So on the Hunts train and I said, well,
Speaker 3: it does taste exactly the same, So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's fucking wild. I mean, I'm I'm sure there's varying
Speaker 2: levels of that wherever you go, where they're like what
Speaker 2: the locals they fucking think this is like religious ship.
Speaker 2: So yeah, charge of fifteen. It is weird, though. I
Speaker 2: am pretty Heinz loyal too, Like I think just growing
Speaker 2: up in diners and ship and like seeing that bottle
Speaker 2: and like learning, yeah, this is it. There's only one ketchup.
Speaker 3: And they seem it's does seem like a classy brand,
Speaker 3: like it never tried to change the design of the
Speaker 3: regular Heinz bottle. I'm pretty sure they did get in
Speaker 3: on the like purple ketchup. They did cranch, they didn't
Speaker 3: mess with the design of just regular old ketchup.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've definitely done some like Mayosterre Mustarday. Yeah, yeah exactly,
Speaker 3: but the the bottle that you see at the restaurant
Speaker 3: has pretty much looked the same, yeah for century.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the balls of that ad campaign to where
Speaker 1: they had you know, they had that meeting where they said,
Speaker 1: people are explaining about how it's tough to get the
Speaker 1: ketchup out of the bottle sometime, and then some guy went,
Speaker 1: fuck it, let's make that a feature, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, just tell them they have to wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like exactly. I remember thinking like I
Speaker 2: hacked the matrix when I would see adults chugling, like
Speaker 2: you actually have to top to fifty seven, They're like,
Speaker 2: shut up, ten year old.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you how it's done on the playground.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, this guy was an old school diner veteran.
Speaker 1: We were like a grizzled emperor of condiments and.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Hey, look man, they just they were
Speaker 2: they were they were inviting dupars. That was like the
Speaker 2: spot in LA and they fucking turned it into anyway
Speaker 2: we can get into how our old haunts are used
Speaker 2: to what they used to be. You know what I
Speaker 2: mean all day here, but we got to get into
Speaker 2: this question joke, Pazala, What is some from your search
Speaker 2: history that's revealing about who you are or something you
Speaker 2: recently screenshoted on your phone? Either?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, well I the I looked at my Google
Speaker 3: history and one of the most recent things I did
Speaker 3: search was can you bring a plant back from the
Speaker 3: brink of death?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, because my girlfriend was out of town for
Speaker 3: the last month, and oh I was tasked with taking
Speaker 3: care of many things, which I did, but there was
Speaker 3: one plant in the corner that just was not part
Speaker 3: of my routine. Yeah, you know, and I listen. I
Speaker 3: kept her. I kept her sour dough starter alive. I
Speaker 3: did that. That was did you ask? It involves scooping
Speaker 3: flower into the discard. There's all sorts of steps. I
Speaker 3: took a video of her explaining it to me and
Speaker 3: then just like would play it and then just be like,
Speaker 3: oh they smart. Scoop a starter, put it into a
Speaker 3: new jar, put a flower into that jar, mix it up,
Speaker 3: make have it on the scales. You know exactly how
Speaker 3: my you're putting in there? Oh shit, like lid wait
Speaker 3: and tilt. Is this like a like an heirloom starter
Speaker 3: or just like just like a pandemic. This it was
Speaker 3: before the pandemic, but it was not like from Grandpapa
Speaker 3: right right right, just like.
Speaker 2: A smuggled across oceans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it has stayed alive for a good five
Speaker 3: years at this point.
Speaker 2: So nice.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the one. If I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kill anything, it's gonna go to be the plant.
Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, you're like putting yourself in like
Speaker 2: that sitcom situation where it's like you lost the dog
Speaker 2: and now you gotta find like a dog like looks
Speaker 2: the same, hopefully get one over. And it's like drinking.
Speaker 3: I mean, what like is it are we Is it
Speaker 3: fully fucking gone? Or you know, I don't think we're
Speaker 3: fully gone. Okay, So I did learn a thing or two,
Speaker 3: like if stuff, if leaves are particularly are like fully dead,
Speaker 3: you chop those off. Yep, the plant isn't confused to
Speaker 3: be like give them some water and then yeah, and
Speaker 3: so I did. I got some water in there and
Speaker 3: did see a little bit of a rejuvent structure. So
Speaker 3: I was like, I think we're good. Some leaves are
Speaker 3: definitely not looking so hot, but I think it was
Speaker 3: the brink. We did not pass through the brink. So okay, good.
Speaker 1: Now your girlfriend may hear this show. Have you told her.
Speaker 3: This is Ai? This is all AI, so easy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that one. Now, Joe, what is something
Speaker 2: you think is under rated?
Speaker 3: I think we under rate the toll and task of
Speaker 3: the food delivery driver. And I know there was some
Speaker 3: discourse about this recently in food delivery in general online,
Speaker 3: And I've always felt this way because I used to
Speaker 3: drive for Postmates years ago, and I always felt like
Speaker 3: the understanding that food delivery is an extreme luxury had
Speaker 3: never really been fully understood by the consumer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just have memories of like picking up truly
Speaker 3: like not no disrespect, but Panda express things of this nature,
Speaker 3: driving to a disrespect to the.
Speaker 2: To the people over at Panda.
Speaker 3: But then going to like a terribly difficult area of
Speaker 3: town to park, like if people know La, like a
Speaker 3: place like Korea town, having to having no choice but
Speaker 3: to park in front of a fire hydrant, in front
Speaker 3: of a massive tower, going inside the tower, having to
Speaker 3: check in with security, having to wait for them to
Speaker 3: activate one of the elevators, which is always they Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's always a thing and it takes a really long time,
Speaker 3: and then you finally get in there, you go up
Speaker 3: to whatever floor they're on, you get off, and then
Speaker 3: you have to navigate the labyrinth that is the gigantic
Speaker 3: apartment complex, go to the front door to deliver Panda
Speaker 3: Express to their front door, and there is Listen, I
Speaker 3: don't need a cheerful thank you necessarily. But then when
Speaker 3: you go back in your car, see that you have
Speaker 3: a ticket and this has taken twenty minutes off of
Speaker 3: the clock and they did not tip you, and you
Speaker 3: made three dollars. I think it needs to be hammered
Speaker 3: home that if you're participating in this charade, if you're
Speaker 3: participating this and this is so like extremely taxing and
Speaker 3: stressful activity for the driver to understand what that's doing
Speaker 3: and to tip them like essentially one hundred percent, Like
Speaker 3: there is no I know a lot of people online
Speaker 3: were like, well, what if you're neurodivergent and you have
Speaker 3: to do this, And it's like, listen, that's not what
Speaker 3: we're talking about, because I know mo majority yeah, like
Speaker 3: if there's some sort of disability or whatever, that's a
Speaker 3: different conversation. But I know that there's just a lot
Speaker 3: of people who just feel entitled to get food delivered
Speaker 3: to their door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and not.
Speaker 3: Have to pay for the fact that that is the
Speaker 3: most luxurious thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: It is wild because people like well it said the
Speaker 2: delivery few was like forty nine cents plus like those fees, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm that's like, isn't that like you're pay It's like no, man,
Speaker 2: that's they're getting a fraction.
Speaker 3: Of that, and they think about as do it exactly
Speaker 3: like these apps are able to skirt minimum wage.
Speaker 2: Yah. Yeah, these aren't employees. These are independent contractors that
Speaker 2: don't fuck. It's also brutal.
Speaker 1: Also, I just can't imagine the lack of awareness or
Speaker 1: the evil balls it would take. I would be horrified
Speaker 1: to not tip someone doing that knowing the knowing like
Speaker 1: the way that kind of system has been constructed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to ship on the people working there.
Speaker 2: For sure. But I think that's it. That's like the
Speaker 2: genius of so many of like these apps and things.
Speaker 2: It's like they obscure the toll that it takes on
Speaker 2: the human being for you to get your fucking, you know,
Speaker 2: fucking cell phone case that you want it on Prime
Speaker 2: they or you know, getting door dashed. It just feels like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I pressed a button and then like
Speaker 2: because I put like, don't even talk to me, just
Speaker 2: leave it at the door, and it just appears. And
Speaker 2: I know, not of the person on the other side
Speaker 2: who's like having to deal with the same fucking gas
Speaker 2: prices that everyone else does and is getting Yeah an agree. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if I can, uh, you know, proselytize a little bit,
Speaker 3: I would advocate for meeting your driver maybe out on
Speaker 3: the road. And if you don't want to do that,
Speaker 3: and you live in an apartment building, at least in
Speaker 3: the lobby.
Speaker 2: Walked out, just walk down. Yeah, make it.
Speaker 3: Easier for them so they also turn over, turnover, turn,
Speaker 3: and it's it's good for you as well because you
Speaker 3: don't have to like wonder if they're going to be
Speaker 3: able to find your door. Like, just make it easy
Speaker 3: so that you get your food faster and then come
Speaker 3: back up. The other thing I will say is, if
Speaker 3: you're doing delivery food, really reconsider getting a drink or
Speaker 3: a milkshake because those are very difficult to transport.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think people immediately consider that, but when you
Speaker 3: have a bag of food you put in the passenger
Speaker 3: seat or you put it on the floor. It's easy.
Speaker 3: But if you have something you're juggling that could spill,
Speaker 3: it's very difficult, not only to place in your car
Speaker 3: as you're transporting it, but then as you're trying to
Speaker 3: pick it up and then open your door and then
Speaker 3: close the car door and then lock it and then
Speaker 3: get to then open the door of the building. All
Speaker 3: this stuff if you're juggling like a big frothy milkshake,
Speaker 3: that's just in.
Speaker 2: Seventeen frappuccinos that you ordered, Yes, exactly, Yeah, there have
Speaker 2: you seen. There's a subreddit called door dash Gremlin and
Speaker 2: it's as people who like when they get the like
Speaker 2: the food dropped off, like if they're verifying that it's
Speaker 2: dropped off for the photo. It's people that have been
Speaker 2: caught getting the bag from the door while the photo's
Speaker 2: being taken, so like rather than like the photo of
Speaker 2: like a bag by the door, it's like someone like
Speaker 2: in just a T shirt like Winnie the Poo style,
Speaker 2: like they're about like ah, and so people like when
Speaker 2: they end up being a gremlin, they usually upload it
Speaker 2: and it's always funny to see and like that. That's
Speaker 2: when you can tell you're like, man, was it really?
Speaker 2: Did you really have to get that delivery? But I
Speaker 2: get it sometimes, but look, if you're gonna do it
Speaker 2: at least fucking tip and cost is.
Speaker 3: Like that, acknowledge the way to do it a luxury?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a in a fair equitable way. Uh. What's
Speaker 2: something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna sound like such a little boy here, Okay,
Speaker 3: making your bed? I do think making your bed is overrated, though,
Speaker 3: I just don't kind of understand the weight that some
Speaker 3: people put on it.
Speaker 1: Is it too like Sisphian for you, Like it's just
Speaker 1: gonna be unmade again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like no, it's not like people who happen to come
Speaker 3: to my home are going to see it. Only I
Speaker 3: and my girlfriend are going to see what our room
Speaker 3: looks like, let alone the bed and then to just
Speaker 3: like I I just don't fully get the point of
Speaker 3: like I'll maybe just kind of like very loosely like
Speaker 3: put things back in the direction that they need to go.
Speaker 3: But in terms of like talking and making sure every
Speaker 3: I'm not sure why that's so crucial to a lifestyle.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm guessing your girlfriend is pro bed making.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that's what an interesting concept.
Speaker 2: She she is or she aligned with you, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I'm I'm in a similar situation she is.
Speaker 3: And I will, you know, entertain this fancy grade.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: But I'm just kind of like I don't really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like sloppy boy life, you know, like because
Speaker 2: I'm the same way where it's like I don't know nobody,
Speaker 2: like especially in college, I'm like, nobody's going to my
Speaker 2: fucked up room, like and I'm already like and so
Speaker 2: disillusioned by life, like that's the it's like so low
Speaker 2: on my list, and yeah, like being married though I'm
Speaker 2: also I'm with somebody who is probed for them, I
Speaker 2: realized for them. It's like it's about a sense of order, right,
Speaker 2: and I'm like system of a down like this order hard.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like I don't give a fuck. I'm like
Speaker 2: this is not chaos to me. But that's where I
Speaker 2: begin to reckon sound like I get that certain things
Speaker 2: that I do you don't like, or you do that
Speaker 2: you do I don't like. But that's where we meet
Speaker 2: and I'm like, fine, I'll make the bed, but the
Speaker 2: throw pillows we can't have seventeen thousand fucking but there's
Speaker 2: no point. It was a purely decorative. There's decorative they
Speaker 2: don't have functionally go on the fucking ground all the time.
Speaker 1: And you're saying we can't even throw them, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: The fuck is the point. The fuck is the point.
Speaker 1: So I'm with you, guys. I'm also very impressed they
Speaker 1: regularly sleep in beds. I'm a bit feral in that respect.
Speaker 2: Uh like a fucking hit man, like in a fucking
Speaker 2: bark a lounger with sunglasses on it. More like.
Speaker 1: I was more like, I'm so this may be a
Speaker 1: childish thing. I'm so opposed to sleep that sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: just like, go to bed, I end up where I
Speaker 1: end up, you know what, the couch, who knows. And
Speaker 1: then I'll come to and my girlfriend is like, wonderful woman.
Speaker 1: Terrible tasting dudes obviously, but she's she's like, I'll come
Speaker 1: to and she's rapping me by my arm pits. It's
Speaker 1: I'm like, She's like, maybe I can carry them to
Speaker 1: the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I'm like, god, I Bernie lomax on him like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't have the upper arm strength
Speaker 1: for this, you don't have the.
Speaker 2: Don't and don't bother I'm a lost cause, like you
Speaker 2: can't like and this is so such a valiant effort
Speaker 2: on your part, But I am a waist.
Speaker 3: Kind very fine to be like. I will delicately just
Speaker 3: kind of like slap you the chest and be like
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm not intoxicated or on any kind of drugs.
Speaker 1: It's just the sleep got me. Uh. And I got
Speaker 1: to tell you now that, Joe, now you're saying this,
Speaker 1: I realized that I've just always assumed whenever I'm at
Speaker 1: anybody's house and I see the bed is made, I've
Speaker 1: always assumed they faked it or they did it special
Speaker 1: for that day.
Speaker 2: Wow, real drug addict thinking here, it's like you don't
Speaker 2: have your shit together this much piece of ship. You're
Speaker 2: just like me. Yeah, just like me another stairs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. Like I get,
Speaker 2: it's a personal thing, like I people who want it made.
Speaker 2: I get it, Like I get I get if you're
Speaker 2: a person who needs things to be a certain way
Speaker 2: of force. That makes sense. I am personally just someone
Speaker 2: who was I was born in the darkness, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. You merely play around in it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Also it does also Pittsburgh reference there too. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: Bane came out, that's right. Wow. Yeah, although that wasn't
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh was It wasn't explicitly Pittsbur.
Speaker 3: I mean it was if you know, you know, I
Speaker 3: mean already of the Pittsburgh Steelers were Yeah, yeah, when
Speaker 3: the when the stadium collapsed.
Speaker 2: But nothing but timely references on this show. Remember Baine. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't make my bed and I stick. All right,
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we're
Speaker 2: gonna talk about this news. And we're back, so let's
Speaker 2: just check in with the House of Representatives. I mean,
Speaker 2: we we used to do that more, but because it's
Speaker 2: just a fucking inert clown show, there's not much to
Speaker 2: talk about unless you just want to be frustrated even
Speaker 2: more with the state of our government. But for the
Speaker 2: last month or so, Marjorie Taylor Green, you know, major
Speaker 2: league tainted gang Green is out here, has been freaking
Speaker 2: out about Speaker of the House Mike Johnson ever since
Speaker 2: he went against her dear Putin and helped secure funding
Speaker 2: for Ukraine. That was like the thing, like they were
Speaker 2: trying so hard to prevent like this Ukraine funding and
Speaker 2: then it happened. She's like out, it's over this guy.
Speaker 2: This guy's done. We got to get him out of here.
Speaker 2: And this has been a theme like with the last
Speaker 2: like five GOP speakers. They've had to constantly manage like
Speaker 2: the wacky bullshit demands or not really managing them, just
Speaker 2: caving to the wacky bullshit demands that come from the
Speaker 2: far extreme right. And I mean, I have no sympathy
Speaker 2: for them, but this is the fucking bed that they've made.
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, look it's all coming. We got Pittsburgh,
Speaker 2: we got bed making, we got tarades. Look, it's all
Speaker 2: out there for everybody. Those are the themes that are ongoing.
Speaker 2: You get bonus points.
Speaker 3: And my girlfriend is Marjorie Taylor Green, so oh you
Speaker 3: might see me on the news.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, being like I gotta tell you, I'm here
Speaker 2: in New York and there's not like homeless people. Did
Speaker 2: you see that clip where her boyfriend, that guy I
Speaker 2: call him ass Size, His names like Brian, I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck his name is, but he's like
Speaker 2: on one of those hyper conservative news channels. He was
Speaker 2: like in New York covering the Trump trial and he's like,
Speaker 2: okay for Philadelphia. I gotta tell you, to be honest,
Speaker 2: I'm looking around here in New York City. I thought
Speaker 2: there'd be more like homeless people, like violent people, but
Speaker 2: it's there's really not. It's not like that he was
Speaker 2: having like a fucking crisis that things weren't like aligning.
Speaker 1: With his that that's the same thing those type of
Speaker 1: dudes will say when they come to Atlanta. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I got I got out
Speaker 1: of the you know, I got out of the airport. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: one tried to rob me once. And I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you disappointed? Yeah, what are going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You wanted the adrenaline rush of being in a
Speaker 2: flight or fight response to.
Speaker 1: They wanted the story for Facebook. They're probably all Facebook people.
Speaker 2: I mean, we still have the fucking like the politicians
Speaker 2: are still insistent that we need more police dollars, even
Speaker 2: though the FBI is like, yeah, crime is going down,
Speaker 2: it's going I mean it's going down in the city there.
Speaker 2: So anyway, your girlfriend has been really upset, Shoe, not
Speaker 2: just with the lack of bed making, but just the
Speaker 2: fact that this the fucking government is functioning, because that's
Speaker 2: the thing. The sad thing is when we have these
Speaker 2: ship bags, like, sorry, you're sorry to bring up your
Speaker 2: girlfriend Marjorie at this point. If you mention her again,
Speaker 2: don't feel like you need to preface it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm sure though, I'm sure that you
Speaker 1: have a beautiful relationship based on unrelated things.
Speaker 3: And that is incorrect.
Speaker 2: But okay, both being maga freaks, man.
Speaker 1: You're just you're at this point, you're staying together for
Speaker 1: the starter for the sourdough starter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for Marjorie's uh yeah patented starter, yeah Green sour Dough.
Speaker 2: But it's like, yeah, people like her and Matt Gates,
Speaker 2: like when they're in the mix, it means things like
Speaker 2: government shut downs and legislative grid luck are like the
Speaker 2: norm and basically every day people suffer when like the
Speaker 2: government can't even perform its basic functions. So Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 2: Green thought she would have all these supporters to be like,
Speaker 2: I think it's time to fucking oust this guy, Mike Johnson.
Speaker 2: But she was sorely mistaken. There was like like Thomas
Speaker 2: Massey was like the only other idiot to be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, I think this could be a movement.
Speaker 2: But the thing is there are such slim margins for
Speaker 2: Republicans in the House that like the Dems have basically
Speaker 2: been like, huh, I think we can maybe wrangle this
Speaker 2: fucker in Mike Johnson by saying we will protect him
Speaker 2: from any attempt to oust him and like we'll give
Speaker 2: him the votes to basically neutralize the threat of the
Speaker 2: far right. So it's like kind of I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's like win win, but basically for the Dems,
Speaker 2: they're like, well, we can neutralize the far right and
Speaker 2: also get a guy in that still does the bidding
Speaker 2: of the military industrial complex. They get too Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean like you look at him, like Mike Johnson is
Speaker 2: not someone that you're like, yeah, the guy has a
Speaker 2: fucking spine. He's like a biggest the biggest cheerleader of
Speaker 2: like the fucking big lie in January sixth, raw raw bullshit.
Speaker 2: But from the calculus of the Democrats, based on what
Speaker 2: they tell report, it's just like, yeah, the thing is
Speaker 2: like we just think Marjorie Taylor Green is like fucking worse.
Speaker 2: So that's kind of where we're at. And at least
Speaker 2: this guy came around to again throw dollars at arms
Speaker 2: manufacturers and that's the that's what the government's what this
Speaker 2: is really about.
Speaker 3: That's why we do it. That's why we do It's.
Speaker 1: Why we're out here, Yeah, making our beds.
Speaker 2: I get I get up every morning, I open my
Speaker 2: Bible that was it's actually branded by North of Grumman
Speaker 2: and Raytheon and read from it, and I realized, I
Speaker 2: got work to do. I got to make sure that
Speaker 2: the money flows in that direction, because these drones aren't
Speaker 2: going to build themselves hooks. They're not. They're not.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a new drone that just dropped. It's
Speaker 1: kind of based on a Manta ray design. It's for
Speaker 1: maritime usage.
Speaker 2: Really like under like an under like an a taxi drone.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Like what what do you It's the question
Speaker 1: I think all three of us have been asking for
Speaker 1: a while, like what do you get the bond villain
Speaker 1: who has everything? I'm a Manta drone, yes, yep.
Speaker 2: Next one shark drone. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want to see more seacreature drones.
Speaker 2: Little shrimps yeah yeah, yeah, they're so tiny, like they're undetectable.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, because little seahorses man, little pistol shrimps man,
Speaker 2: pistol shrimps that actually shoot like rather than like that boom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking forty fives man fucking outfit them now north of Grummen.
Speaker 1: Now see now we're now we'd crowd sourcing for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're we're accidentally now we're in what is that rand?
Speaker 2: Exactly? The old Research and Development Corporation. Nothing weird, but whatever, Look,
Speaker 2: colorad Us, we got we have ideas that are fun,
Speaker 2: you know, and we're out in the box.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: But doorry, there's still lethal. They're still fucking lethal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're still fucking lethal.
Speaker 1: Also, I will say Johnson, Mike Johnson does sound I've
Speaker 1: never met the guy, don't plan too, but does sound
Speaker 1: very a I chat gpt his like his speeches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think he's just like he's a placeholder, right,
Speaker 1: he's just there to play the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's Oh absolutely, I mean, like just he's just
Speaker 2: he's a full on conservative creature who is just like
Speaker 2: I just want to stay in office. But it was
Speaker 2: it was interesting to see because there was so much
Speaker 2: pressure from the like the far right to be like
Speaker 2: don't give you grain money or like you know, trying
Speaker 2: to paint it in like this America. First thing is
Speaker 2: really just to be like, don't like help Russia maybe
Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't know, do whatever you want. But
Speaker 2: like the fact that he did that, I think is
Speaker 2: what dems are like, Oh shit, interesting, he he still
Speaker 2: knew that we still had to keep the dollars flowing
Speaker 2: to the arms manufacturers.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we could work with this guy out of curiosity.
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever met a Mike Johnson? I have, yeah, several,
Speaker 3: because oh yeah, it's like one of the most common names, right,
Speaker 3: common names, I would assume, Yeah, especially I think for
Speaker 3: our general age bracket, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually did the The or reason I remember
Speaker 2: it is like I think I did a meet and
Speaker 2: greet with the Olympic four hundred meter champion Michael twice.
Speaker 3: Right, that had been the most famous Michael Johnes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, sprinter Michael Jackson. Michael Johnson is so pissed
Speaker 2: now about this Mike Johnson. I knew it.
Speaker 3: Kevin McCarthy too, Oh shit, So let's keep a streak going. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I just hung out with John Bayner, former Speaker
Speaker 3: of the House.
Speaker 2: John Bayner. He's into weed now, dude, He's kind of chill.
Speaker 2: He's kind of chill. He's trying to figure out how
Speaker 2: to get more weed into Ohio. All right, let's move
Speaker 2: on to the New York Police Department. So they raided
Speaker 2: Columbia University Tuesday night, which was even more brutal and
Speaker 2: even more brutal raid than the one before, where even
Speaker 2: the NYPD was like you want these kids are all
Speaker 2: like sitting down in like tense, like what do you
Speaker 2: want us to do? Like beat the shit out of
Speaker 2: them for like what? Okay? And now they will reportedly
Speaker 2: be staying on campus until at least May seventeenth, because yeah,
Speaker 2: why not pay sixty grand a year to live in
Speaker 2: a fully literarized police state slash campus. But the thing
Speaker 2: that's happening right now is like this clear out that happened.
Speaker 2: There are students that barricaded themselves in Hamilton Hall. If
Speaker 2: you recall the two episodes ago, we spoke with our
Speaker 2: former producer Tricia, who is actually a student at Columbia
Speaker 2: and was telling us like what's happening there, And it's
Speaker 2: a lot different than the news would have you think,
Speaker 2: where they're like it's just crazy shit all the time.
Speaker 2: It's like they're students that are peacefully protesting. You guys
Speaker 2: are covering what's happening on the outside of the campus,
Speaker 2: which are not the student protests. Those are just other
Speaker 2: fucking randos that are doing their thing. But the now,
Speaker 2: the big reason why Eric Adams has being like the
Speaker 2: New York PD is justified is because the protest was
Speaker 2: not actually composed of Columbia students, even though they were
Speaker 2: not letting people on campus that without a Columbia ID.
Speaker 2: These are rather quote, and we love this fucking explanation
Speaker 2: all the time with protests outside agitators and that conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory has been fucking flying around and all in the
Speaker 2: media sphere for a while now. But like he's using
Speaker 2: this as a rationalization. During a press conference, he said, quote,
Speaker 2: these are professionals that were here, and I just want
Speaker 2: to send a clear message out that there are people
Speaker 2: who are harmful and who are trying to radicalize our
Speaker 2: children and we cannot ignore this. So he brought the
Speaker 2: kids into it.
Speaker 1: Oh, which is nice side agitators, Yeah, you love to
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: It's always easy to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like it. Whether it's the easiest thing to discredit anything,
Speaker 2: it's that sound edit like that that wasn't the real thing.
Speaker 1: Or they're so bad because of it. Yeah, I say
Speaker 1: we lean into it. You guys, the next time you're
Speaker 1: just having a small disagreement with your friends or you're
Speaker 1: like in a restaurant, just go fight, go hog wild
Speaker 1: and then say that outside agitators.
Speaker 2: Why or like if someone has an opinion like on
Speaker 2: a like a disagreement you're having, like another person, like,
Speaker 2: hold on, we don't need outside agitators right now. Man,
Speaker 2: excuse me, this guy is an agent provocateur or hindes.
Speaker 2: What do you see?
Speaker 1: I am not having it? Yeah, what do you fucking spook?
Speaker 2: Dude? What the fuck? Where are you at?
Speaker 3: If you test positive for COVID, you can just be like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's just outside agitators. Yeah, in my system right now.
Speaker 3: So you actually, I wouldn't worry about it, and you
Speaker 3: should let me come.
Speaker 1: That's really I'm kind of a hero, so I should
Speaker 1: get to board the plate.
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers will be saying this. Probably soon someone is
Speaker 2: gonna like, I'm not it's an outside agitation. That's probably
Speaker 2: what's uh what's showing up on that test? But yeah,
Speaker 2: so the NYPD's Deputy Commissioner Terry Sheppard made a promotional
Speaker 2: stop on MSNBC's Morning Joe to show off the fucking
Speaker 2: evidence that basically said, this is proof that there's outside agitators.
Speaker 2: Did you arrest someone and they were forty five years old,
Speaker 2: had nothing to do with the school and were a
Speaker 2: criminal and like they were the ones like fucking orchesdra
Speaker 2: and everything. No, he held up a fucking kryptonite bike
Speaker 2: lock and was like, here it is, folks, the smoking
Speaker 2: lock that proves that it's outside agitators. It's like, come on,
Speaker 2: y'all had the NYPD. I thought y'all were good at
Speaker 2: like planting shit like on people like, yeah.
Speaker 3: This is real, this.
Speaker 1: Is Slopoh okay, where are tax dollars going?
Speaker 2: I know? Yeah, like you guys aren't. You guys are
Speaker 2: even slipping at your basic function, which is to like
Speaker 2: just completely terrorize people and and obscure the actions of
Speaker 2: innocent people to make them seem like bad people. So
Speaker 2: he showed off it's like this heavy chain with the bikelock,
Speaker 2: and if you've seen a fucking like full on kryptonite
Speaker 2: bikelock underneath like that black like nylon wrapping, it's a
Speaker 2: fucking industrial chain. That's why they're like, nobody's fucking cutting
Speaker 2: through this without making a scene. And this is what
Speaker 2: the Deputy Commissier said, quote, this is not what students
Speaker 2: bring to school, Okay, this is what professionals bring to
Speaker 2: campuses and universities. And you're like, a, well, what do
Speaker 2: you mean this picture of the lock. It's like he
Speaker 2: keeps like bringing it up during the discussion, and I mean, like,
Speaker 2: look at this there. It's just like this, this fucking luck.
Speaker 2: And sure, let's put aside the fact at fucking anyone
Speaker 2: in New York City with money can buy a fucking
Speaker 2: chain at a fucking hardware store. This fucking specific chain itself,
Speaker 2: this which is just a fucking bikelock. It's the chain
Speaker 2: that goes on a bike lock. It's a bikelock that
Speaker 2: was literally promoted by Columbia University's Public safety department to
Speaker 2: their students' like you go, hey, man, you need these
Speaker 2: locks to keep your fucking bike safe on campus. This
Speaker 2: literal kryptonite lock that the fucking cops like. And here
Speaker 2: it is man outside agitators and by outside I mean
Speaker 2: students at this universe.
Speaker 3: As inside as you can get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, they're sleeper agents.
Speaker 2: Who it's it's also it's on the fucking website still,
Speaker 2: like it's not even like wild. This isn't even some
Speaker 2: like way back machine shit, Like if you just go
Speaker 2: to Columbia University, they're like, hey, discount like bike locker
Speaker 2: and laptop lock program, get it at a deal. So yeah,
Speaker 2: those might be there since the fucking university's selling them.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure I'm sure Morning Joe caught onto it immediately.
Speaker 2: The journals of course, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, journalists.
Speaker 2: Instead you had Mika being like, oh my gosh, it
Speaker 2: was so harrowing what these she said. Mika Razinski, the
Speaker 2: co host, was like, I just want to, you know,
Speaker 2: thank the officers for containing the situation. And then she
Speaker 2: fucking previously she compared images from these campus protests to
Speaker 2: the January sixth riot.
Speaker 3: People are doing that. They notice that online. A lot
Speaker 3: of the right wing people are like, oh, so you
Speaker 3: you hate January sixth, and yet look at what they're
Speaker 3: doing at Columbia and this is kay, this is okay
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: The same thing they had with like the Black Lives
Speaker 2: Matter protests in twenty twenty. Also, it's always just like, oh,
Speaker 2: but you're okay with this kind it's like these people
Speaker 2: are walking around and then the cops just started busting
Speaker 2: fucking heads in, and then the Capitol they're like taking
Speaker 2: they're flicking it up, taking selfies with rioters. Very different vibes, oh,
Speaker 2: very different vibes. And yeah, it's also funny too because
Speaker 2: NBC themselves they've even promoted this fucking bike clock. If
Speaker 2: you go on NBC News, they have a thing it's
Speaker 2: like our favorite bike locks that'll keep your bike safe.
Speaker 2: And that fucking kryptonite lock is on there too. So
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of disingenuous bullshit all around. And yeah,
Speaker 2: there was a guy like so a journalist pressed the
Speaker 2: deputy commissioner to be like, hey, man, like here's saying,
Speaker 2: hey here, here's like this law. It's actually a bike
Speaker 2: lock that the students have, and he could not process it,
Speaker 2: so he just like kind of like ignored her while
Speaker 2: she was bringing this up. This is an interaction between
Speaker 2: Katie Honan as a journalist and the deputy police commissioner
Speaker 2: who is basically keep has the fucking chain in hand
Speaker 2: still to be like no, no, this is a fucking
Speaker 2: chain like this, this is a chain that he's completely
Speaker 2: ignoring the fact that she's like, this is available to students.
Speaker 1: Change is this the same thing?
Speaker 2: Why would why would this thing? Why was this brought here?
Speaker 2: Because these are the locks that we cut off for
Speaker 2: the doors.
Speaker 3: In Hamlet where any outside agitators arrested at Columbia's Hamilton Hall.
Speaker 2: I think, I think wanted to address that all no, no,
Speaker 2: they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't, and that, and then
Speaker 2: he came back and said, he's like, well, there were,
Speaker 2: but we can't really give you information yet because we
Speaker 2: have to talk to Columbia. But just so you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not I can't even actually give you the criteria
Speaker 2: for what an outside agitator is. But from my perspective,
Speaker 2: I believe the outside agitator someone who goes from the
Speaker 2: outside to the inside. So they were outside the building,
Speaker 2: and then they went inside the building and barricaded themselves,
Speaker 2: so they might be outside like I don't know, they
Speaker 2: there's no there's no fucking detail here, so it's all
Speaker 2: fucking whatever. Just what I was actually got a joke
Speaker 2: about that. Now I'm kind of uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Sorry, man.
Speaker 2: My drive, my dead pan delivery is so fucking on
Speaker 2: point and It's also we live in a health scape
Speaker 2: where that kind of bullshit is believable, unfortunately.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, speaking of bedpan, this this reminded me
Speaker 3: of like spinal tap, Like this one goes through eleven,
Speaker 3: like the very same vibes of like this is a change, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is a chain. You can buy this, yeah, industrial
Speaker 3: this is industrial change.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But isn't this the same one? Couldn't.
Speaker 2: Couldn't someone else's buy that at the campus?
Speaker 1: But I believe they covered that already.
Speaker 3: This one's a chance. But but it goes up.
Speaker 2: Couldn't someone just add another notch and say theirs goes
Speaker 2: up to them? Get him out of here, Get him
Speaker 2: out of here, Get him out of here. Outside agitator,
Speaker 2: outside agitator, Get them out. They're asking questions, they're they're
Speaker 2: bringing up truths in front of us, while we're trying
Speaker 2: to discredit a mass student movement that's a peaceful one. Anyway,
Speaker 2: gotta go, all right, let's take a quick break, we'll
Speaker 2: come back. We'll talk about another charade if you will,
Speaker 2: carbon capture, and we're back. So it's the year of
Speaker 2: our Lord Joe Biden twenty twenty four, and we have
Speaker 2: artificial intelligence that can make tupac. You know, we enter
Speaker 2: a rap beef with Kendrick Lamar. You can go to
Speaker 2: space if you're not an astronaut. Drones or delivering pizzas
Speaker 2: or deadly munitions up to you. But the best way
Speaker 2: of letting everybody in your neighborhood know that you're ordering pizza,
Speaker 2: obviously is using drones. But we have all these advancements,
Speaker 2: but we're still burning coal for fucking power, like it's
Speaker 2: the goddamn turn of the century. And you know, there
Speaker 2: was an interval. There was environmental news this week where
Speaker 2: the G seven announced a collective plan to quote phase
Speaker 2: out coal fired power plants by the mid twenty thirties,
Speaker 2: and people are like, oh, okay, can we do that sooner?
Speaker 2: And while you know, coal isn't that popular anymore, but
Speaker 2: it's still widely used. It's and it's not the only
Speaker 2: contributor to our fucking carbon emissions. Is the absolute like
Speaker 2: most fucked up. It puts out the most carbon dix
Speaker 2: at per unit of energy. It's like the word yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's thank you, dirty, dirty coal. But then it
Speaker 2: comes this announcement is just like, oh great, what's the deal?
Speaker 2: So like they're going to be gone by the mid
Speaker 2: twenty thirties. We're ending the use of what we call
Speaker 2: unabated coal, which means what you can keep your plants
Speaker 2: burning coal as long as quote carbon pollution is captured
Speaker 2: before entering the atmosphere. Hell yeah, I love a grift.
Speaker 1: Let's get it.
Speaker 2: Let's get it, a drift capture? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Exactly right, because there's there's similar regulations in the like
Speaker 2: the latest that came out of the EPA that Joe
Speaker 2: Biden is, you know, obviously Joe Biden's EPA, but these
Speaker 2: were announced last week and would force plants to capture
Speaker 2: ninety percent of their carbon emissions if they want to
Speaker 2: quote stay open beyond twenty thirty nine. What what that
Speaker 2: Biden will be ninety seven years old and potentially a
Speaker 2: T one thousand at that point. And again when John
Speaker 2: Kerry in twenty twenty one was like, no, man, we're
Speaker 2: gonna be We're gonna be off coal by twenty thirty
Speaker 2: and now we're like, if you want to keep your
Speaker 2: coal past twenty thirty nine, put like a condom on
Speaker 2: the smoke stack and everything will be okay. But again,
Speaker 2: this plant is basically suggesting that coal plants can keep
Speaker 2: going as long as they use carbon capture. And it's
Speaker 2: just like there's no one thing that's carbon capture. It's
Speaker 2: like an umbrella term, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 2: like a it's a collection of technologies that can take
Speaker 2: out CO two from the atmosphere and store it. But again,
Speaker 2: like you're saying, there's a number of issues with capturing
Speaker 2: it and how it works. Like there's one currently right,
Speaker 2: CO two is being transported via pipelines, which are very dangerous.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty at COE two pipeline ruptured in Mississippi
Speaker 2: and at least forty five people ended up in a hospital. Okay,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound like maybe we get that one off
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 3: But pipelines are usually so good. Yeah, yeah, usually you're
Speaker 3: so popular. Yeah, exactly like the other. The other thing too,
Speaker 3: is they're saying like, oh, maybe we should clear cup
Speaker 3: parts of our national forest. That's another thing that's been
Speaker 3: fucking proposed to be, Like, well, we could just do
Speaker 3: it through the forest. It's like, but we would need
Speaker 3: to clear a lot of trees to be it's using it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, a little bit dude. Birds can find
Speaker 2: another tree trees at home exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, fixed that we'll fix by going to private industry
Speaker 1: with bird condos, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, black gets into it. They're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: kind of bird nests. People are buying up fucking distressed
Speaker 2: bird nests and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, So where maybe I'm missing something here?
Speaker 1: I get that it's the the bad junk is going
Speaker 1: through the pipeline, but what is the destination point?
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 3: You know, it's it's just leaves, it leaps, it goes away.
Speaker 2: What's the prime righting outside agitator? Man?
Speaker 1: Right, I'm being a dick, no further questions.
Speaker 2: And also we don't ask why there's literally no federal
Speaker 2: oversight body for carbon dioxide pipeline projects. That's the other
Speaker 2: struck red. Yeah, there's no federal overside for this shit.
Speaker 2: So basically you're being like, yeah, man, we trust you
Speaker 2: to fuck the earth even further, and like, yeah, to
Speaker 2: your point, like what do you do with it? Right?
Speaker 2: Some things are being stored, right, then there are other
Speaker 2: ones are like, well, we can actually use it for
Speaker 2: other stuff, Like for example, the carbon dioxide used to
Speaker 2: be like carbonate of beverage, well, that goes back into
Speaker 2: the atmosphere the second you open that fucking can, so
Speaker 2: you're not quite doing away with that carbon dioxide, even
Speaker 2: if you gave it another use or like dry ice.
Speaker 2: As the dry ice melts, it just returns into the
Speaker 2: air in the form of carbon dioxide. But and then
Speaker 2: they also like, well, we can use it to extract
Speaker 2: like well, like oil from older oil wells. But people
Speaker 2: are like, what the fuck are you talking? Like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna let them fuck the earth, and then the emissions
Speaker 2: that they use can be used to procure even more
Speaker 2: fucking fox so fuel, Like, none of it fucking makes sense,
Speaker 2: and they're trying right now. Oil companies are trying to
Speaker 2: spin this whole thing. Is like, it's sort of like
Speaker 2: what we call net zero oil. Oh great, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: it's net zero. The only net zero I respect came
Speaker 2: in a free CD boot disc to get fucking Internet,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Not this bullshit anyway, that's
Speaker 2: a washing millennial reference for people. So the other thing
Speaker 2: is like they say, well it could be recycled into fuel,
Speaker 2: it's too expensive and it's not efficient, So then that
Speaker 2: basically leaves us with burying it underground. And that's where
Speaker 2: the forests come in. They're like, okay, man, we use
Speaker 2: the pipelines to fucking hill, Like take the fucking car
Speaker 2: CO two and put it under the fucking forest, which
Speaker 2: is just adding insult the injury.
Speaker 3: So we're going to carbonate, carbonate the forest.
Speaker 1: I like his spicy forest. Let's try it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a carbonata if you will. And then
Speaker 2: there's like the question of how like effective carbon capture
Speaker 2: really is, because that's the thing that is always the
Speaker 2: second that these like energy companies and coal mining company
Speaker 2: and fossil fuel producing companies have said. They're like, well,
Speaker 2: there's carbon sequestration. That's why you don't we can keep
Speaker 2: business as usual because we will capture it and then
Speaker 2: we will fucking do something with it that eventually lets
Speaker 2: it go back into the atmosphere. Like a recent study
Speaker 2: that found that in industrial plants, like one of these
Speaker 2: industrial plants that was like we have a great carbon
Speaker 2: capture system, it was only able to reduce the plant's
Speaker 2: emissions by ten to eleven percent, so not quite the
Speaker 2: eighty to ninety percent. And yeah, like the administration is
Speaker 2: currently fundeling billions of dollars into the technology and it's
Speaker 2: which is fucking wild because even though it's like some
Speaker 2: of these like sequestration programs are being operated by the
Speaker 2: fossil fuel companies. So there's a government funded project in
Speaker 2: Texas that is being run by a subsidiary of Occidental Petroleum,
Speaker 2: which is like you get stabbed by a mugger and
Speaker 2: then the mugger puts on like a fake mustache in
Speaker 2: doctor's coat and he's like, hey man, you want to
Speaker 2: pay seventy bucks for a bandaid? And you're like, aren't
Speaker 2: you the fucking guy? Just what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Well, you see, it's oversimplified to say that knives and
Speaker 1: muggings are the problem.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, we need bigger band aids big and
Speaker 2: the knives aren't as dangerous. It really into something we
Speaker 2: call blood capture.
Speaker 1: We're also definitely not vampires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a very very wild thing because you know,
Speaker 2: a lot of especially climate scientists, are like, it doesn't
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense if you're still burning it just to
Speaker 2: capture it, and the technology isn't good enough, like you're
Speaker 2: you're functionally doing like fuck all. Like it's not a
Speaker 2: get out of jail free card because it still has
Speaker 2: impacts on the climate, So just keep an eye out
Speaker 2: when people are trying to tell you that this may
Speaker 2: be the answer when really, like, obviously the big thing,
Speaker 2: especially in America is we just don't have a modernized
Speaker 2: electrical grid. So there are a lot of opportunities for
Speaker 2: like massive solar projects like in the Southwest that could
Speaker 2: fucking easily handle the energy needs of like a whole region,
Speaker 2: but because we don't have an efficient way to transport
Speaker 2: the energy, like through a grid, a transmission grid. It's
Speaker 2: just like that's the argument that people use, like to
Speaker 2: fucking be like, ah, well, I don't know if we
Speaker 2: can do that.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, but then take the amount of investment,
Speaker 1: the sweet sweet investment dollars they're going to be put
Speaker 1: into projects like this, which clearly, I would argue, hopefully
Speaker 1: not sounding too cynical, I would argue, the end motivation
Speaker 1: here is it so much taking care of the CEO
Speaker 1: two as it is like continuing to pursue old profit
Speaker 1: models while at the same time being able to get
Speaker 1: behind a podium and say like we're very excited about
Speaker 1: capturing all this carbon, you know.
Speaker 2: Of course, and then like people feel like, well they're
Speaker 2: doing it sounds like they're doing something.
Speaker 3: No, they're capturing it. Yeah, they're capturing. Oh is the
Speaker 3: carbon bad? They capture it. It's gonna be interesting because
Speaker 3: I know that this is going to come up during
Speaker 3: the debates. It sounds like the type of frame is
Speaker 3: that you can hear saying, we're so used to be
Speaker 3: sequestration and clean the things that clean coal. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: that used to come up a lot. This feels like
Speaker 3: the new clean coal. Yeah, absolutely, carbon carbon capture. Yeah,
Speaker 3: things like we capture the carbon. Then no one will
Speaker 3: ask him a follow up and they'll just be like.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, we'll put the CO two in jail.
Speaker 1: You guys know about that, right, you guys saw Columbia, right,
Speaker 1: imagine that with carbon.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, agitators exactly exactly. But yeah, it's this is
Speaker 2: this will keep going round and round and who knows,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, at that point, if if Biden and
Speaker 2: Trump ever debate, they might both be like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: carbon capture. We both agree on that, and it shows
Speaker 2: you that the lobbyists did their job properly. Anyway. Joe Kuzala,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us today on the
Speaker 2: Daily Zeitgeist. Man, where can people find you and follow
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Speaker 3: Please please honor me. You can go to Instagram and
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Speaker 3: I have so much content for you people, just trying
Speaker 3: to help you put off thinking about your mortality.
Speaker 2: Yeah for just a moment, and they're fun. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you. The best way to do it. It doesn't
Speaker 2: involve ingesting poisons at all, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's one of my one of the main tenants of
Speaker 3: my philosophy of.
Speaker 2: Like, don't ingest poisons.
Speaker 1: Free cup of orange juice with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Orange juice is a health food, especially if it's made
Speaker 2: by minute made and has a bunch of other added
Speaker 2: to it. Ben, mister Bowlin, Oh shit, I forgot you
Speaker 2: asked you, Joe, Is there a work of media, social
Speaker 2: or otherwise that you've been enjoying you want to share?
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I would imagine this maybe has come
Speaker 3: up on the show before, but I really cannot stop
Speaker 3: looking and talking about the Drew Carrey tweets about the
Speaker 3: sphere or he went to see Fish. You know, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm going.
Speaker 1: To know what the spear is. I'm aware of Drew
Speaker 1: Carrey and Drew Carey.
Speaker 3: Drew Carrey went to see Fish at the Sphere, and
Speaker 3: I am going to read to you guys his series.
Speaker 3: Just two tweets hashtag fish at the hashtag Sphere. I
Speaker 3: swear I just talked to God. I would give you
Speaker 3: all my money, stick my dick in a blender, and
Speaker 3: swear off pussy for the rest of my life in
Speaker 3: exchange for this, bro. I met God tonight, for real.
Speaker 3: I feel like I just got saved by Jesus. No lie.
Speaker 3: And then someone replied to that and they were like, yeah, Fish,
Speaker 3: it's cool. And then he went this is where it
Speaker 3: takes it to the to the moon. This is what
Speaker 3: it must feel like to come with a pussy, because
Speaker 3: if it's even close, I'm flying to wherever tomorrow and
Speaker 3: getting the best pussy money can buy. I don't need
Speaker 3: to be a man no more. If it means I
Speaker 3: can feel like this all the time, fun, keep it bro.
Speaker 3: If I can get this feeling instead, that was God
Speaker 3: at work or something like it felt like I was
Speaker 3: being saved by Jesus. No, lie, oh my oh god, Okay.
Speaker 3: I think Drew's as good as anyone has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like in his own way where you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like so, I'm like, I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: a great endorsement or the most terrifying one I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, certainly intense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love it.
Speaker 3: I just think also because you just think about who
Speaker 3: Drew Carry is and how we first met Drew Carry
Speaker 3: and how we still kind of know him as the
Speaker 3: host of Price is Right, and like, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: one of the big hosts for America, and that he's
Speaker 3: going through the sphere and being like I need a
Speaker 3: pussy because I need to get fucked like this uh
Speaker 3: free thing. It's because of Fish at the sphere. I know, like,
Speaker 3: was he he must have been fucked off his face? Man,
Speaker 3: Like this feels like an acid uh oh yeah, you're
Speaker 3: way ext to see. Maybe like maybe a whole cocktail
Speaker 3: of hallucinogenics.
Speaker 2: But yeah, probably like some hippie flipping probably you know,
Speaker 2: mixing you got it's probably M D M A with
Speaker 2: some kind of uh psychedelic for sure. Could you imagine
Speaker 2: if he's like a stone cold sober bro.
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe he just really likes jam bands.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get people, I get that world, because
Speaker 2: those people definitely do talk like that.
Speaker 3: But right I think you're if you do a drug
Speaker 3: test at a fish show, it's gonna be hard to
Speaker 3: find anybody. I think he was even a little bit sober.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just even from a contact you know, you're
Speaker 2: getting contact acid highs.
Speaker 3: Like acid fumes or somehow. But I really like appreciate
Speaker 3: the you just it feels like for a major media
Speaker 3: you're like Drew Carrey, you don't see unfiltered, like non
Speaker 3: pr combed over statements like this, Like you know, Drew
Speaker 3: wrote this like this is that dude just not worrying
Speaker 3: about the fact that he hosts prices right, that he
Speaker 3: has all these you know, jobs, that he might be afraid.
Speaker 3: He's just like, no, man, this is what I'm feeling,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna say it. It's the tweets are still up.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like I'm not sure someone told him someone
Speaker 3: on his team told him to take him down, and
Speaker 3: he was like, no, who cares.
Speaker 2: He doubled down too when asked about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, this is great for Prices, right, because I
Speaker 1: can't remember the last time I thought about it as
Speaker 1: a show, you know, so now, hell could you?
Speaker 2: He starts saying that shit on Prices right, He's like, folks,
Speaker 2: I really got to tell you, man, I finally know
Speaker 2: what it's like to come with a vagina. Okay. And
Speaker 2: I said that because I know I'm on CBS. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to say the word I wanted to. Okay.
Speaker 2: I had a full on vaginal orgasm watching fish at
Speaker 2: this sphere and I don't fucking need any anything else anymore.
Speaker 2: Why don't you fucking have this mic I actould be
Speaker 2: at the sphere?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the speed away, let's read the contestants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's meet our contests. So we got to go
Speaker 2: then from Yeah, Youngstown, Ohio. Come on down, Claire, all right,
Speaker 2: and I'm just sitting this fucking see skid fucking costs.
Speaker 2: She's like twenty eight. Yeah, more on that later, Claire.
Speaker 2: I'm still kind of fucked from seeing Fish at the sphere? Man.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Man? Have you been to the round? Claire? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking sphere? Claire just like getting
Speaker 2: all fucking agro about it. You have a pussy whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: whoa whoa. I'm sorry you have a budget? No, drue
Speaker 2: what No, I'm sorry? The networks the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It would be.
Speaker 1: Beat number one most popular episode of Prices.
Speaker 2: Right, I yeah, sure? You Drew like still fucking trying
Speaker 2: to shake off the acid trip from the Spearfish Show
Speaker 2: while trying to seriously host Prices, right, because who was
Speaker 2: the dude? Oh that was a That was Josh Androwsky, Right,
Speaker 2: who did it?
Speaker 3: He was on I was on mushrooms or acid while
Speaker 3: he was on a contestant on Prices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, skateboarding rabbi, skateboard rabbi. Yeah, yeah, that bit's been done.
Speaker 2: I guess Ben. What about you? Where do people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you? Hear you? And what's a work of social
Speaker 2: media or other kind of media I've been fucking with
Speaker 2: right on, right on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You can find me calling myself in a burst
Speaker 1: of creativity at Ben Bullen on Instagram or EXFK, Twitter,
Speaker 1: et cetera. You can also check out our shows stuff
Speaker 1: they don't want you to know and ridiculous history. You
Speaker 1: can find me hanging out with Miles and Jack on
Speaker 1: on different shows including Daily zeitguys, a piece of media
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying. And this is not this is not
Speaker 1: blowing smoke. It's weird because before we were going to
Speaker 1: hang out with Joe today, I looked at that Oppenheimer's
Speaker 1: sketch and I have friends in Pittsburgh, so I sent
Speaker 1: it to them. And Joe, you and I haven't met, right,
Speaker 1: So you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, right like, this is like a scam, like that's
Speaker 2: how people like in a snake oil sales or and
Speaker 2: we've never met.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: I met you the first time doctor that on Miles,
Speaker 1: so uhait that was purely coincidental. I enjoyed it. I
Speaker 1: actually sent it to some friends who live in Pittsburgh,
Speaker 1: and I was because I've got friends in communism and uh,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do you guys, Do you guys
Speaker 1: think these dudes are really from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: It's Burburgh not all Sorry, it's.
Speaker 1: My Atlantic coming out and uh and uh and they
Speaker 1: unanimously you'll be glad to hear it. They said, yes,
Speaker 1: we think they are from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: Who are these arguters of Pittsburgh in pittsburghess.
Speaker 1: That You know what, man, I'm not an expert on things,
Speaker 1: but I'm good at finding experts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just I'm at the point of my life.
Speaker 2: Random numbers in Pittsburgh. Hey, hey, hey, you want to
Speaker 2: look at a guess for me?
Speaker 3: Four one, two and then just there random?
Speaker 2: Yeah, four on two six eight life hack.
Speaker 1: You know, just whenever you're in those conversations, always append
Speaker 1: to the clause from earlier when you introduce yourself, just like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's me Ben from earlier. Nine out of ten times
Speaker 1: people aren't going to call you on it because they
Speaker 1: don't want to feel like they forgot someone.
Speaker 2: Right wow, No, no, but thank you for thank you
Speaker 2: for being here, Ben. It's always a pleasure. A tweet
Speaker 2: I like, they're just the odd look, I'm look, I'm
Speaker 2: a rap fan. And right now there's an ongoing beef
Speaker 2: between a man from can Did you hear that, Kendrick? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Kendrick Lamar tracks pretty fucking bro. You got problems
Speaker 2: with Drake because Kendrick Lamar is a better rapper than you.
Speaker 2: Just you have to know that. But this tweet is
Speaker 2: from another rapper that I like from Florida, Denzel Curry
Speaker 2: at Denzel Curry tweeted Cole definitely knew what was going
Speaker 2: to happen. That's a reference to j Cole when he
Speaker 2: entered the beef and then pulled his dis track. He's like,
Speaker 2: you know this is actually I like Kendrick and this.
Speaker 2: I don't even believe what I'm just don't worry about.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I'm twoofy. He called his own track goofy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean if people gave him a bunch of shit
Speaker 2: because it's like good hip hop. But I'm like whatever,
Speaker 2: Like if if you're an artist and you're not, if
Speaker 2: you can't stand by your art, I don't think I
Speaker 2: don't see a problem with you being like, nah, that
Speaker 2: wasn't fucking sincere liket like people fucking wanted like personally, like,
Speaker 2: I don't care if Kendrick Lamar is saying that he's
Speaker 2: bigger than me or whatever, like whatever. My my ego
Speaker 2: is not that fragile, but anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like releasing a mixtape called No Worries
Speaker 1: if not you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. You can find me at Miles of
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