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Speaker 2: Hello, Internet, and welcome to season three, thirty six, Episode

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Speaker 2: four of the Dailies. That guys, it's a production of iHeartRadio,

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Speaker 2: and obviously this is the podcast where we take a

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, and I'm doing my best to sound

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Speaker 2: as sexy on Mike as possible. My name is Miles

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Speaker 2: Gray AKA oh Ship. Where's my AKA here? It is?

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Speaker 2: Oh shit? Now that discord is reloading and I lost

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Speaker 2: my fucking place. Keep this in. This is part of

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Speaker 2: AKA, oh fuck, where's my fucking shit?

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 2: AKA we got a rats, I got a plan to

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Speaker 2: get him out of here. Mayor Adams is the problem.

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Speaker 2: He's keeping rats in his own house, throwing them out

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Speaker 2: you so much. That's First Blood five to two two

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Speaker 2: It's National Life Insurance Day. Just you guys can get it.

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Speaker 2: Get your fucking affairs in order. It's also national Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've seen enough datline to know what happens when you

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Speaker 4: Scurvy Awareness Day, So doctor scurvy.

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Speaker 2: I gang, I'm looking at you. You better pull up. And also,

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Speaker 3: Hello Joe, Hey, it's me aka Vitamin C proficient.

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Speaker 2: Oh there we go. I love man. I used to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the balls of that ad campaign to where

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like exactly. I remember thinking like I

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you how it's done on the playground.

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, well I the I looked at my Google

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Speaker 1: Now your girlfriend may hear this show. Have you told her.

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Speaker 3: This is Ai? This is all AI, so easy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that one. Now, Joe, what is something

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Speaker 2: Yah. Yeah, these aren't employees. These are independent contractors that

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Speaker 1: Also, I just can't imagine the lack of awareness or

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Speaker 2: It's like they obscure the toll that it takes on

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Speaker 2: they or you know, getting door dashed. It just feels like,

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Speaker 2: Walked out, just walk down. Yeah, make it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think people immediately consider that, but when you

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Speaker 3: But if you have something you're juggling that could spill,

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Speaker 3: get to then open the door of the building. All

436
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 3: this stuff if you're juggling like a big frothy milkshake,

437
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 3: that's just in.

438
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 2: Seventeen frappuccinos that you ordered, Yes, exactly, Yeah, there have

439
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 2: you seen. There's a subreddit called door dash Gremlin and

440
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 2: it's as people who like when they get the like

441
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,239
Speaker 2: the food dropped off, like if they're verifying that it's

442
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: dropped off for the photo. It's people that have been

443
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 2: caught getting the bag from the door while the photo's

444
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: being taken, so like rather than like the photo of

445
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 2: like a bag by the door, it's like someone like

446
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 2: in just a T shirt like Winnie the Poo style,

447
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: like they're about like ah, and so people like when

448
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 2: they end up being a gremlin, they usually upload it

449
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 2: and it's always funny to see and like that. That's

450
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: when you can tell you're like, man, was it really?

451
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 2: Did you really have to get that delivery? But I

452
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: get it sometimes, but look, if you're gonna do it

453
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 2: at least fucking tip and cost is.

454
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: Like that, acknowledge the way to do it a luxury?

455
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a in a fair equitable way. Uh. What's

456
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 2: something you think is overrated?

457
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna sound like such a little boy here, Okay,

458
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: making your bed? I do think making your bed is overrated, though,

459
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 3: I just don't kind of understand the weight that some

460
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 3: people put on it.

461
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: Is it too like Sisphian for you, Like it's just

462
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 1: gonna be unmade again?

463
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

464
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 3: Like no, it's not like people who happen to come

465
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 3: to my home are going to see it. Only I

466
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 3: and my girlfriend are going to see what our room

467
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 3: looks like, let alone the bed and then to just

468
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 3: like I I just don't fully get the point of

469
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 3: like I'll maybe just kind of like very loosely like

470
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 3: put things back in the direction that they need to go.

471
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 3: But in terms of like talking and making sure every

472
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 3: I'm not sure why that's so crucial to a lifestyle.

473
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 2: I'm I'm guessing your girlfriend is pro bed making.

474
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 3: Interesting, that's what an interesting concept.

475
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: She she is or she aligned with you, Yeah, because

476
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: I'm I'm in a similar situation she is.

477
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: And I will, you know, entertain this fancy grade.

478
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 2: Again.

479
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 3: But I'm just kind of like I don't really.

480
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like sloppy boy life, you know, like because

481
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm the same way where it's like I don't know nobody,

482
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 2: like especially in college, I'm like, nobody's going to my

483
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 2: fucked up room, like and I'm already like and so

484
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: disillusioned by life, like that's the it's like so low

485
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 2: on my list, and yeah, like being married though I'm

486
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: also I'm with somebody who is probed for them, I

487
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 2: realized for them. It's like it's about a sense of order, right,

488
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 2: and I'm like system of a down like this order hard.

489
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 2: Like I'm like I don't give a fuck. I'm like

490
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 2: this is not chaos to me. But that's where I

491
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 2: begin to reckon sound like I get that certain things

492
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: that I do you don't like, or you do that

493
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: you do I don't like. But that's where we meet

494
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 2: and I'm like, fine, I'll make the bed, but the

495
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 2: throw pillows we can't have seventeen thousand fucking but there's

496
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,239
Speaker 2: no point. It was a purely decorative. There's decorative they

497
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: don't have functionally go on the fucking ground all the time.

498
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: And you're saying we can't even throw them, you know

499
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: what I mean?

500
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 2: The fuck is the point. The fuck is the point.

501
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: So I'm with you, guys. I'm also very impressed they

502
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: regularly sleep in beds. I'm a bit feral in that respect.

503
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: Uh like a fucking hit man, like in a fucking

504
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: bark a lounger with sunglasses on it. More like.

505
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: I was more like, I'm so this may be a

506
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: childish thing. I'm so opposed to sleep that sometimes I'm

507
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: just like, go to bed, I end up where I

508
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: end up, you know what, the couch, who knows. And

509
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: then I'll come to and my girlfriend is like, wonderful woman.

510
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: Terrible tasting dudes obviously, but she's she's like, I'll come

511
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: to and she's rapping me by my arm pits. It's

512
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, She's like, maybe I can carry them to

513
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: the bedroom.

514
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, god, I Bernie lomax on him like that.

515
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't have the upper arm strength

516
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: for this, you don't have the.

517
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 2: Don't and don't bother I'm a lost cause, like you

518
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: can't like and this is so such a valiant effort

519
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: on your part, But I am a waist.

520
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 3: Kind very fine to be like. I will delicately just

521
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 3: kind of like slap you the chest and be like

522
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here.

523
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

524
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: And I'm not intoxicated or on any kind of drugs.

525
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: It's just the sleep got me. Uh. And I got

526
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,239
Speaker 1: to tell you now that, Joe, now you're saying this,

527
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: I realized that I've just always assumed whenever I'm at

528
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: anybody's house and I see the bed is made, I've

529
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: always assumed they faked it or they did it special

530
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: for that day.

531
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: Wow, real drug addict thinking here, it's like you don't

532
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: have your shit together this much piece of ship. You're

533
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 2: just like me. Yeah, just like me another stairs. Yeah,

534
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 2: I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. Like I get,

535
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: it's a personal thing, like I people who want it made.

536
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 2: I get it, Like I get I get if you're

537
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 2: a person who needs things to be a certain way

538
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 2: of force. That makes sense. I am personally just someone

539
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: who was I was born in the darkness, you know

540
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: what I mean. You merely play around in it, you know. Yeah,

541
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 2: Also it does also Pittsburgh reference there too. Yeah, when

542
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 2: Bane came out, that's right. Wow. Yeah, although that wasn't

543
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh was It wasn't explicitly Pittsbur.

544
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 3: I mean it was if you know, you know, I

545
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 3: mean already of the Pittsburgh Steelers were Yeah, yeah, when

546
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 3: the when the stadium collapsed.

547
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: But nothing but timely references on this show. Remember Baine. Anyway,

548
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: I don't make my bed and I stick. All right,

549
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we're

550
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: gonna talk about this news. And we're back, so let's

551
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 2: just check in with the House of Representatives. I mean,

552
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: we we used to do that more, but because it's

553
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: just a fucking inert clown show, there's not much to

554
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: talk about unless you just want to be frustrated even

555
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: more with the state of our government. But for the

556
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: last month or so, Marjorie Taylor Green, you know, major

557
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 2: league tainted gang Green is out here, has been freaking

558
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: out about Speaker of the House Mike Johnson ever since

559
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: he went against her dear Putin and helped secure funding

560
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 2: for Ukraine. That was like the thing, like they were

561
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: trying so hard to prevent like this Ukraine funding and

562
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 2: then it happened. She's like out, it's over this guy.

563
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: This guy's done. We got to get him out of here.

564
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: And this has been a theme like with the last

565
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: like five GOP speakers. They've had to constantly manage like

566
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: the wacky bullshit demands or not really managing them, just

567
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: caving to the wacky bullshit demands that come from the

568
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: far extreme right. And I mean, I have no sympathy

569
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: for them, but this is the fucking bed that they've made.

570
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, look it's all coming. We got Pittsburgh,

571
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 2: we got bed making, we got tarades. Look, it's all

572
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 2: out there for everybody. Those are the themes that are ongoing.

573
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: You get bonus points.

574
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: And my girlfriend is Marjorie Taylor Green, so oh you

575
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: might see me on the news.

576
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: Well yeah, being like I gotta tell you, I'm here

577
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: in New York and there's not like homeless people. Did

578
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: you see that clip where her boyfriend, that guy I

579
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: call him ass Size, His names like Brian, I don't

580
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 2: know what the fuck his name is, but he's like

581
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: on one of those hyper conservative news channels. He was

582
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: like in New York covering the Trump trial and he's like,

583
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 2: okay for Philadelphia. I gotta tell you, to be honest,

584
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: I'm looking around here in New York City. I thought

585
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: there'd be more like homeless people, like violent people, but

586
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: it's there's really not. It's not like that he was

587
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: having like a fucking crisis that things weren't like aligning.

588
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: With his that that's the same thing those type of

589
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: dudes will say when they come to Atlanta. Oh you

590
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I got I got out

591
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: of the you know, I got out of the airport. Yeah, no,

592
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: one tried to rob me once. And I'm like, are

593
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: you disappointed? Yeah, what are going on?

594
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? You wanted the adrenaline rush of being in a

595
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: flight or fight response to.

596
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: They wanted the story for Facebook. They're probably all Facebook people.

597
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: I mean, we still have the fucking like the politicians

598
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: are still insistent that we need more police dollars, even

599
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 2: though the FBI is like, yeah, crime is going down,

600
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: it's going I mean it's going down in the city there.

601
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: So anyway, your girlfriend has been really upset, Shoe, not

602
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: just with the lack of bed making, but just the

603
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: fact that this the fucking government is functioning, because that's

604
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: the thing. The sad thing is when we have these

605
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: ship bags, like, sorry, you're sorry to bring up your

606
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: girlfriend Marjorie at this point. If you mention her again,

607
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: don't feel like you need to preface it.

608
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm sure though, I'm sure that you

609
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: have a beautiful relationship based on unrelated things.

610
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 3: And that is incorrect.

611
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: But okay, both being maga freaks, man.

612
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: You're just you're at this point, you're staying together for

613
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: the starter for the sourdough starter.

614
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for Marjorie's uh yeah patented starter, yeah Green sour Dough.

615
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: But it's like, yeah, people like her and Matt Gates,

616
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: like when they're in the mix, it means things like

617
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: government shut downs and legislative grid luck are like the

618
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: norm and basically every day people suffer when like the

619
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 2: government can't even perform its basic functions. So Marjorie Taylor

620
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: Green thought she would have all these supporters to be like,

621
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: I think it's time to fucking oust this guy, Mike Johnson.

622
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: But she was sorely mistaken. There was like like Thomas

623
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 2: Massey was like the only other idiot to be like, yeah,

624
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, I think this could be a movement.

625
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: But the thing is there are such slim margins for

626
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: Republicans in the House that like the Dems have basically

627
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: been like, huh, I think we can maybe wrangle this

628
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: fucker in Mike Johnson by saying we will protect him

629
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: from any attempt to oust him and like we'll give

630
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: him the votes to basically neutralize the threat of the

631
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: far right. So it's like kind of I don't know

632
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: if it's like win win, but basically for the Dems,

633
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: they're like, well, we can neutralize the far right and

634
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: also get a guy in that still does the bidding

635
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: of the military industrial complex. They get too Yeah, I

636
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: mean like you look at him, like Mike Johnson is

637
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: not someone that you're like, yeah, the guy has a

638
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: fucking spine. He's like a biggest the biggest cheerleader of

639
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 2: like the fucking big lie in January sixth, raw raw bullshit.

640
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: But from the calculus of the Democrats, based on what

641
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: they tell report, it's just like, yeah, the thing is

642
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: like we just think Marjorie Taylor Green is like fucking worse.

643
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 2: So that's kind of where we're at. And at least

644
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: this guy came around to again throw dollars at arms

645
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: manufacturers and that's the that's what the government's what this

646
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: is really about.

647
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: That's why we do it. That's why we do It's.

648
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: Why we're out here, Yeah, making our beds.

649
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: I get I get up every morning, I open my

650
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: Bible that was it's actually branded by North of Grumman

651
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 2: and Raytheon and read from it, and I realized, I

652
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: got work to do. I got to make sure that

653
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: the money flows in that direction, because these drones aren't

654
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: going to build themselves hooks. They're not. They're not.

655
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: There's a there's a new drone that just dropped. It's

656
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: kind of based on a Manta ray design. It's for

657
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: maritime usage.

658
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: Really like under like an under like an a taxi drone.

659
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Like what what do you It's the question

660
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: I think all three of us have been asking for

661
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: a while, like what do you get the bond villain

662
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: who has everything? I'm a Manta drone, yes, yep.

663
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 2: Next one shark drone. Yeah.

664
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 3: I want to see more seacreature drones.

665
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 2: Little shrimps yeah yeah, yeah, they're so tiny, like they're undetectable.

666
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, because little seahorses man, little pistol shrimps man,

667
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 2: pistol shrimps that actually shoot like rather than like that boom. Yeah,

668
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 2: fucking forty fives man fucking outfit them now north of Grummen.

669
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: Now see now we're now we'd crowd sourcing for them. Yeah,

670
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: we're we're accidentally now we're in what is that rand?

671
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 2: Exactly? The old Research and Development Corporation. Nothing weird, but whatever, Look,

672
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 2: colorad Us, we got we have ideas that are fun,

673
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: you know, and we're out in the box.

674
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 3: You know.

675
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: But doorry, there's still lethal. They're still fucking lethal. Yeah,

676
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: they're still fucking lethal.

677
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Also, I will say Johnson, Mike Johnson does sound I've

678
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: never met the guy, don't plan too, but does sound

679
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: very a I chat gpt his like his speeches. Yeah,

680
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: so I think he's just like he's a placeholder, right,

681
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 1: he's just there to play the game.

682
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 2: Yeah he's Oh absolutely, I mean, like just he's just

683
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: he's a full on conservative creature who is just like

684
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: I just want to stay in office. But it was

685
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: it was interesting to see because there was so much

686
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 2: pressure from the like the far right to be like

687
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 2: don't give you grain money or like you know, trying

688
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 2: to paint it in like this America. First thing is

689
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: really just to be like, don't like help Russia maybe

690
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't know, do whatever you want. But

691
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: like the fact that he did that, I think is

692
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: what dems are like, Oh shit, interesting, he he still

693
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 2: knew that we still had to keep the dollars flowing

694
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 2: to the arms manufacturers.

695
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we could work with this guy out of curiosity.

696
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever met a Mike Johnson? I have, yeah, several,

697
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 3: because oh yeah, it's like one of the most common names, right,

698
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 3: common names, I would assume, Yeah, especially I think for

699
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 3: our general age bracket, Like.

700
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually did the The or reason I remember

701
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: it is like I think I did a meet and

702
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: greet with the Olympic four hundred meter champion Michael twice.

703
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 3: Right, that had been the most famous Michael Johnes.

704
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, sprinter Michael Jackson. Michael Johnson is so pissed

705
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: now about this Mike Johnson. I knew it.

706
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 3: Kevin McCarthy too, Oh shit, So let's keep a streak going. Yeah,

707
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 3: and I just hung out with John Bayner, former Speaker

708
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 3: of the House.

709
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: John Bayner. He's into weed now, dude, He's kind of chill.

710
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 2: He's kind of chill. He's trying to figure out how

711
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: to get more weed into Ohio. All right, let's move

712
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 2: on to the New York Police Department. So they raided

713
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: Columbia University Tuesday night, which was even more brutal and

714
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: even more brutal raid than the one before, where even

715
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: the NYPD was like you want these kids are all

716
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: like sitting down in like tense, like what do you

717
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 2: want us to do? Like beat the shit out of

718
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: them for like what? Okay? And now they will reportedly

719
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: be staying on campus until at least May seventeenth, because yeah,

720
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: why not pay sixty grand a year to live in

721
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: a fully literarized police state slash campus. But the thing

722
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: that's happening right now is like this clear out that happened.

723
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 2: There are students that barricaded themselves in Hamilton Hall. If

724
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: you recall the two episodes ago, we spoke with our

725
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: former producer Tricia, who is actually a student at Columbia

726
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: and was telling us like what's happening there, And it's

727
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 2: a lot different than the news would have you think,

728
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: where they're like it's just crazy shit all the time.

729
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: It's like they're students that are peacefully protesting. You guys

730
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 2: are covering what's happening on the outside of the campus,

731
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: which are not the student protests. Those are just other

732
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: fucking randos that are doing their thing. But the now,

733
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: the big reason why Eric Adams has being like the

734
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 2: New York PD is justified is because the protest was

735
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 2: not actually composed of Columbia students, even though they were

736
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 2: not letting people on campus that without a Columbia ID.

737
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 2: These are rather quote, and we love this fucking explanation

738
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 2: all the time with protests outside agitators and that conspiracy

739
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: theory has been fucking flying around and all in the

740
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: media sphere for a while now. But like he's using

741
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 2: this as a rationalization. During a press conference, he said, quote,

742
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: these are professionals that were here, and I just want

743
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: to send a clear message out that there are people

744
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 2: who are harmful and who are trying to radicalize our

745
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: children and we cannot ignore this. So he brought the

746
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: kids into it.

747
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: Oh, which is nice side agitators, Yeah, you love to

748
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: see it.

749
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: It's always easy to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

750
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: like it. Whether it's the easiest thing to discredit anything,

751
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 2: it's that sound edit like that that wasn't the real thing.

752
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: Or they're so bad because of it. Yeah, I say

753
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: we lean into it. You guys, the next time you're

754
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: just having a small disagreement with your friends or you're

755
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: like in a restaurant, just go fight, go hog wild

756
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: and then say that outside agitators.

757
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: Why or like if someone has an opinion like on

758
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 2: a like a disagreement you're having, like another person, like,

759
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: hold on, we don't need outside agitators right now. Man,

760
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: excuse me, this guy is an agent provocateur or hindes.

761
00:38:59,120 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: What do you see?

762
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: I am not having it? Yeah, what do you fucking spook?

763
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: Dude? What the fuck? Where are you at?

764
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 3: If you test positive for COVID, you can just be like, no, no, no,

765
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: it's just outside agitators. Yeah, in my system right now.

766
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 3: So you actually, I wouldn't worry about it, and you

767
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: should let me come.

768
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: That's really I'm kind of a hero, so I should

769
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: get to board the plate.

770
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers will be saying this. Probably soon someone is

771
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 2: gonna like, I'm not it's an outside agitation. That's probably

772
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: what's uh what's showing up on that test? But yeah,

773
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: so the NYPD's Deputy Commissioner Terry Sheppard made a promotional

774
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 2: stop on MSNBC's Morning Joe to show off the fucking

775
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 2: evidence that basically said, this is proof that there's outside agitators.

776
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: Did you arrest someone and they were forty five years old,

777
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: had nothing to do with the school and were a

778
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: criminal and like they were the ones like fucking orchesdra

779
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: and everything. No, he held up a fucking kryptonite bike

780
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: lock and was like, here it is, folks, the smoking

781
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 2: lock that proves that it's outside agitators. It's like, come on,

782
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 2: y'all had the NYPD. I thought y'all were good at

783
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: like planting shit like on people like, yeah.

784
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 3: This is real, this.

785
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: Is Slopoh okay, where are tax dollars going?

786
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: I know? Yeah, like you guys aren't. You guys are

787
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: even slipping at your basic function, which is to like

788
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: just completely terrorize people and and obscure the actions of

789
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 2: innocent people to make them seem like bad people. So

790
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: he showed off it's like this heavy chain with the bikelock,

791
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: and if you've seen a fucking like full on kryptonite

792
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: bikelock underneath like that black like nylon wrapping, it's a

793
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: fucking industrial chain. That's why they're like, nobody's fucking cutting

794
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: through this without making a scene. And this is what

795
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: the Deputy Commissier said, quote, this is not what students

796
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: bring to school, Okay, this is what professionals bring to

797
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: campuses and universities. And you're like, a, well, what do

798
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: you mean this picture of the lock. It's like he

799
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: keeps like bringing it up during the discussion, and I mean, like,

800
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 2: look at this there. It's just like this, this fucking luck.

801
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: And sure, let's put aside the fact at fucking anyone

802
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: in New York City with money can buy a fucking

803
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 2: chain at a fucking hardware store. This fucking specific chain itself,

804
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: this which is just a fucking bikelock. It's the chain

805
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: that goes on a bike lock. It's a bikelock that

806
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: was literally promoted by Columbia University's Public safety department to

807
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: their students' like you go, hey, man, you need these

808
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: locks to keep your fucking bike safe on campus. This

809
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: literal kryptonite lock that the fucking cops like. And here

810
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: it is man outside agitators and by outside I mean

811
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 2: students at this universe.

812
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: As inside as you can get.

813
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, they're sleeper agents.

814
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: Who it's it's also it's on the fucking website still,

815
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 2: like it's not even like wild. This isn't even some

816
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: like way back machine shit, Like if you just go

817
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 2: to Columbia University, they're like, hey, discount like bike locker

818
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: and laptop lock program, get it at a deal. So yeah,

819
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: those might be there since the fucking university's selling them.

820
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 3: But I'm sure I'm sure Morning Joe caught onto it immediately.

821
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 2: The journals of course, gotcha.

822
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, journalists.

823
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 2: Instead you had Mika being like, oh my gosh, it

824
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: was so harrowing what these she said. Mika Razinski, the

825
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 2: co host, was like, I just want to, you know,

826
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 2: thank the officers for containing the situation. And then she

827
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 2: fucking previously she compared images from these campus protests to

828
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 2: the January sixth riot.

829
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 3: People are doing that. They notice that online. A lot

830
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 3: of the right wing people are like, oh, so you

831
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: you hate January sixth, and yet look at what they're

832
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 3: doing at Columbia and this is kay, this is okay

833
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: to you.

834
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 2: The same thing they had with like the Black Lives

835
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 2: Matter protests in twenty twenty. Also, it's always just like, oh,

836
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 2: but you're okay with this kind it's like these people

837
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 2: are walking around and then the cops just started busting

838
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: fucking heads in, and then the Capitol they're like taking

839
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: they're flicking it up, taking selfies with rioters. Very different vibes, oh,

840
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 2: very different vibes. And yeah, it's also funny too because

841
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: NBC themselves they've even promoted this fucking bike clock. If

842
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: you go on NBC News, they have a thing it's

843
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: like our favorite bike locks that'll keep your bike safe.

844
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: And that fucking kryptonite lock is on there too. So

845
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of disingenuous bullshit all around. And yeah,

846
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: there was a guy like so a journalist pressed the

847
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 2: deputy commissioner to be like, hey, man, like here's saying,

848
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 2: hey here, here's like this law. It's actually a bike

849
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 2: lock that the students have, and he could not process it,

850
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 2: so he just like kind of like ignored her while

851
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: she was bringing this up. This is an interaction between

852
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: Katie Honan as a journalist and the deputy police commissioner

853
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: who is basically keep has the fucking chain in hand

854
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 2: still to be like no, no, this is a fucking

855
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 2: chain like this, this is a chain that he's completely

856
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: ignoring the fact that she's like, this is available to students.

857
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: Change is this the same thing?

858
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: Why would why would this thing? Why was this brought here?

859
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: Because these are the locks that we cut off for

860
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 2: the doors.

861
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 3: In Hamlet where any outside agitators arrested at Columbia's Hamilton Hall.

862
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 2: I think, I think wanted to address that all no, no,

863
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 2: they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't, and that, and then

864
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: he came back and said, he's like, well, there were,

865
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 2: but we can't really give you information yet because we

866
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: have to talk to Columbia. But just so you know,

867
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 2: I'm not I can't even actually give you the criteria

868
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 2: for what an outside agitator is. But from my perspective,

869
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: I believe the outside agitator someone who goes from the

870
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: outside to the inside. So they were outside the building,

871
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 2: and then they went inside the building and barricaded themselves,

872
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: so they might be outside like I don't know, they

873
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 2: there's no there's no fucking detail here, so it's all

874
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: fucking whatever. Just what I was actually got a joke

875
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: about that. Now I'm kind of uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Sorry, man.

876
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 2: My drive, my dead pan delivery is so fucking on

877
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: point and It's also we live in a health scape

878
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: where that kind of bullshit is believable, unfortunately.

879
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, speaking of bedpan, this this reminded me

880
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: of like spinal tap, Like this one goes through eleven,

881
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 3: like the very same vibes of like this is a change, Yeah,

882
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 3: this is a chain. You can buy this, yeah, industrial

883
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 3: this is industrial change.

884
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

885
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 3: But isn't this the same one? Couldn't.

886
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 2: Couldn't someone else's buy that at the campus?

887
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 1: But I believe they covered that already.

888
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 3: This one's a chance. But but it goes up.

889
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: Couldn't someone just add another notch and say theirs goes

890
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: up to them? Get him out of here, Get him

891
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: out of here, Get him out of here. Outside agitator,

892
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: outside agitator, Get them out. They're asking questions, they're they're

893
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: bringing up truths in front of us, while we're trying

894
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 2: to discredit a mass student movement that's a peaceful one. Anyway,

895
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: gotta go, all right, let's take a quick break, we'll

896
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: come back. We'll talk about another charade if you will,

897
00:45:52,160 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: carbon capture, and we're back. So it's the year of

898
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: our Lord Joe Biden twenty twenty four, and we have

899
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 2: artificial intelligence that can make tupac. You know, we enter

900
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 2: a rap beef with Kendrick Lamar. You can go to

901
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: space if you're not an astronaut. Drones or delivering pizzas

902
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: or deadly munitions up to you. But the best way

903
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 2: of letting everybody in your neighborhood know that you're ordering pizza,

904
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 2: obviously is using drones. But we have all these advancements,

905
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: but we're still burning coal for fucking power, like it's

906
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 2: the goddamn turn of the century. And you know, there

907
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: was an interval. There was environmental news this week where

908
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: the G seven announced a collective plan to quote phase

909
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 2: out coal fired power plants by the mid twenty thirties,

910
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: and people are like, oh, okay, can we do that sooner?

911
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: And while you know, coal isn't that popular anymore, but

912
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 2: it's still widely used. It's and it's not the only

913
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: contributor to our fucking carbon emissions. Is the absolute like

914
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 2: most fucked up. It puts out the most carbon dix

915
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: at per unit of energy. It's like the word yeah,

916
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 2: it's it's thank you, dirty, dirty coal. But then it

917
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: comes this announcement is just like, oh great, what's the deal?

918
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 2: So like they're going to be gone by the mid

919
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: twenty thirties. We're ending the use of what we call

920
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 2: unabated coal, which means what you can keep your plants

921
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 2: burning coal as long as quote carbon pollution is captured

922
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: before entering the atmosphere. Hell yeah, I love a grift.

923
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: Let's get it.

924
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: Let's get it, a drift capture? What does that even mean?

925
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: Exactly right, because there's there's similar regulations in the like

926
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: the latest that came out of the EPA that Joe

927
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: Biden is, you know, obviously Joe Biden's EPA, but these

928
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 2: were announced last week and would force plants to capture

929
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: ninety percent of their carbon emissions if they want to

930
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 2: quote stay open beyond twenty thirty nine. What what that

931
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 2: Biden will be ninety seven years old and potentially a

932
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 2: T one thousand at that point. And again when John

933
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: Kerry in twenty twenty one was like, no, man, we're

934
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 2: gonna be We're gonna be off coal by twenty thirty

935
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: and now we're like, if you want to keep your

936
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: coal past twenty thirty nine, put like a condom on

937
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 2: the smoke stack and everything will be okay. But again,

938
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: this plant is basically suggesting that coal plants can keep

939
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: going as long as they use carbon capture. And it's

940
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: just like there's no one thing that's carbon capture. It's

941
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 2: like an umbrella term, you know what I mean. It's

942
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: like a it's a collection of technologies that can take

943
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 2: out CO two from the atmosphere and store it. But again,

944
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 2: like you're saying, there's a number of issues with capturing

945
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 2: it and how it works. Like there's one currently right,

946
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 2: CO two is being transported via pipelines, which are very dangerous.

947
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty at COE two pipeline ruptured in Mississippi

948
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: and at least forty five people ended up in a hospital. Okay,

949
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound like maybe we get that one off

950
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: the table.

951
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: But pipelines are usually so good. Yeah, yeah, usually you're

952
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 3: so popular. Yeah, exactly like the other. The other thing too,

953
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 3: is they're saying like, oh, maybe we should clear cup

954
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 3: parts of our national forest. That's another thing that's been

955
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: fucking proposed to be, Like, well, we could just do

956
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 3: it through the forest. It's like, but we would need

957
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 3: to clear a lot of trees to be it's using it.

958
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, a little bit dude. Birds can find

959
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: another tree trees at home exactly.

960
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: Well, fixed that we'll fix by going to private industry

961
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: with bird condos, right.

962
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, black gets into it. They're like, yeah, man,

963
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: kind of bird nests. People are buying up fucking distressed

964
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 2: bird nests and ship.

965
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, So where maybe I'm missing something here?

966
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: I get that it's the the bad junk is going

967
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: through the pipeline, but what is the destination point?

968
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 2: Where is it?

969
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 3: You know, it's it's just leaves, it leaps, it goes away.

970
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 2: What's the prime righting outside agitator? Man?

971
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: Right, I'm being a dick, no further questions.

972
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 2: And also we don't ask why there's literally no federal

973
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: oversight body for carbon dioxide pipeline projects. That's the other

974
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: struck red. Yeah, there's no federal overside for this shit.

975
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 2: So basically you're being like, yeah, man, we trust you

976
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: to fuck the earth even further, and like, yeah, to

977
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: your point, like what do you do with it? Right?

978
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: Some things are being stored, right, then there are other

979
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: ones are like, well, we can actually use it for

980
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: other stuff, Like for example, the carbon dioxide used to

981
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 2: be like carbonate of beverage, well, that goes back into

982
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 2: the atmosphere the second you open that fucking can, so

983
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 2: you're not quite doing away with that carbon dioxide, even

984
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: if you gave it another use or like dry ice.

985
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: As the dry ice melts, it just returns into the

986
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: air in the form of carbon dioxide. But and then

987
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,240
Speaker 2: they also like, well, we can use it to extract

988
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 2: like well, like oil from older oil wells. But people

989
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 2: are like, what the fuck are you talking? Like, we're

990
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 2: gonna let them fuck the earth, and then the emissions

991
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: that they use can be used to procure even more

992
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,280
Speaker 2: fucking fox so fuel, Like, none of it fucking makes sense,

993
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: and they're trying right now. Oil companies are trying to

994
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 2: spin this whole thing. Is like, it's sort of like

995
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 2: what we call net zero oil. Oh great, yeah, exactly,

996
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 2: it's net zero. The only net zero I respect came

997
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: in a free CD boot disc to get fucking Internet,

998
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Not this bullshit anyway, that's

999
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: a washing millennial reference for people. So the other thing

1000
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 2: is like they say, well it could be recycled into fuel,

1001
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 2: it's too expensive and it's not efficient, So then that

1002
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 2: basically leaves us with burying it underground. And that's where

1003
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: the forests come in. They're like, okay, man, we use

1004
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: the pipelines to fucking hill, Like take the fucking car

1005
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 2: CO two and put it under the fucking forest, which

1006
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 2: is just adding insult the injury.

1007
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: So we're going to carbonate, carbonate the forest.

1008
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: I like his spicy forest. Let's try it.

1009
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a carbonata if you will. And then

1010
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: there's like the question of how like effective carbon capture

1011
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: really is, because that's the thing that is always the

1012
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: second that these like energy companies and coal mining company

1013
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 2: and fossil fuel producing companies have said. They're like, well,

1014
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 2: there's carbon sequestration. That's why you don't we can keep

1015
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 2: business as usual because we will capture it and then

1016
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: we will fucking do something with it that eventually lets

1017
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: it go back into the atmosphere. Like a recent study

1018
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 2: that found that in industrial plants, like one of these

1019
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: industrial plants that was like we have a great carbon

1020
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 2: capture system, it was only able to reduce the plant's

1021
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: emissions by ten to eleven percent, so not quite the

1022
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 2: eighty to ninety percent. And yeah, like the administration is

1023
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 2: currently fundeling billions of dollars into the technology and it's

1024
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 2: which is fucking wild because even though it's like some

1025
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 2: of these like sequestration programs are being operated by the

1026
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 2: fossil fuel companies. So there's a government funded project in

1027
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 2: Texas that is being run by a subsidiary of Occidental Petroleum,

1028
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: which is like you get stabbed by a mugger and

1029
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 2: then the mugger puts on like a fake mustache in

1030
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: doctor's coat and he's like, hey man, you want to

1031
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,959
Speaker 2: pay seventy bucks for a bandaid? And you're like, aren't

1032
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: you the fucking guy? Just what the fuck is this?

1033
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: Well, you see, it's oversimplified to say that knives and

1034
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: muggings are the problem.

1035
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, we need bigger band aids big and

1036
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 2: the knives aren't as dangerous. It really into something we

1037
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 2: call blood capture.

1038
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: We're also definitely not vampires.

1039
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a very very wild thing because you know,

1040
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 2: a lot of especially climate scientists, are like, it doesn't

1041
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense if you're still burning it just to

1042
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,879
Speaker 2: capture it, and the technology isn't good enough, like you're

1043
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 2: you're functionally doing like fuck all. Like it's not a

1044
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 2: get out of jail free card because it still has

1045
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: impacts on the climate, So just keep an eye out

1046
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: when people are trying to tell you that this may

1047
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: be the answer when really, like, obviously the big thing,

1048
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: especially in America is we just don't have a modernized

1049
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: electrical grid. So there are a lot of opportunities for

1050
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 2: like massive solar projects like in the Southwest that could

1051
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 2: fucking easily handle the energy needs of like a whole region,

1052
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 2: but because we don't have an efficient way to transport

1053
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: the energy, like through a grid, a transmission grid. It's

1054
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 2: just like that's the argument that people use, like to

1055
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: fucking be like, ah, well, I don't know if we

1056
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: can do that.

1057
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, but then take the amount of investment,

1058
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: the sweet sweet investment dollars they're going to be put

1059
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: into projects like this, which clearly, I would argue, hopefully

1060
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: not sounding too cynical, I would argue, the end motivation

1061
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: here is it so much taking care of the CEO

1062
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: two as it is like continuing to pursue old profit

1063
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: models while at the same time being able to get

1064
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: behind a podium and say like we're very excited about

1065
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: capturing all this carbon, you know.

1066
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,919
Speaker 2: Of course, and then like people feel like, well they're

1067
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 2: doing it sounds like they're doing something.

1068
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 3: No, they're capturing it. Yeah, they're capturing. Oh is the

1069
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: carbon bad? They capture it. It's gonna be interesting because

1070
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 3: I know that this is going to come up during

1071
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 3: the debates. It sounds like the type of frame is

1072
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 3: that you can hear saying, we're so used to be

1073
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: sequestration and clean the things that clean coal. Yeah, because

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Speaker 3: that used to come up a lot. This feels like

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00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 3: the new clean coal. Yeah, absolutely, carbon carbon capture. Yeah,

1076
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 3: things like we capture the carbon. Then no one will

1077
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: ask him a follow up and they'll just be like.

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Speaker 2: All right, yeah, we'll put the CO two in jail.

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Speaker 1: You guys know about that, right, you guys saw Columbia, right,

1080
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: imagine that with carbon.

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00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 2: Yeah right, agitators exactly exactly. But yeah, it's this is

1082
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: this will keep going round and round and who knows,

1083
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 2: Like I mean, at that point, if if Biden and

1084
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 2: Trump ever debate, they might both be like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1085
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Speaker 2: carbon capture. We both agree on that, and it shows

1086
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 2: you that the lobbyists did their job properly. Anyway. Joe Kuzala,

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00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us today on the

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00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 2: Daily Zeitgeist. Man, where can people find you and follow

1089
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 2: you and honor your contributions to the internet in comedy.

1090
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 3: Please please honor me. You can go to Instagram and

1091
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: TikTok at Joe Qua Jekwa or jok jok on Twitter.

1092
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 3: Jokeozol dot com has those tour dates that Miles mentioned

1093
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 3: up top. I'll be in New York City, Saratoga, go

1094
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 3: to Memphis, Panama City, all sorts of different places very soon.

1095
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 3: And yeah, I have a If you go to my

1096
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 3: YouTube you can see all my stuff. You can find

1097
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 3: my have a half hour special in Company Central, half

1098
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 3: hour special in Helium. I've got a million sketches I've dropped,

1099
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 3: so have fun. Listen to my album funny songs and sketches.

1100
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 3: I have so much content for you people, just trying

1101
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 3: to help you put off thinking about your mortality.

1102
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 2: Yeah for just a moment, and they're fun. I mean, yeah,

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00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 2: thank you. The best way to do it. It doesn't

1104
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: involve ingesting poisons at all, exactly.

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00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 3: That's one of my one of the main tenants of

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00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 3: my philosophy of.

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00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: Like, don't ingest poisons.

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00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: Free cup of orange juice with them.

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00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

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00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 2: Orange juice is a health food, especially if it's made

1111
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 2: by minute made and has a bunch of other added

1112
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 2: to it. Ben, mister Bowlin, Oh shit, I forgot you

1113
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: asked you, Joe, Is there a work of media, social

1114
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 2: or otherwise that you've been enjoying you want to share?

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00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I would imagine this maybe has come

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00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 3: up on the show before, but I really cannot stop

1117
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: looking and talking about the Drew Carrey tweets about the

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00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: sphere or he went to see Fish. You know, Okay,

1119
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm going.

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Speaker 1: To know what the spear is. I'm aware of Drew

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00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: Carrey and Drew Carey.

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00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 3: Drew Carrey went to see Fish at the Sphere, and

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Speaker 3: I am going to read to you guys his series.

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00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 3: Just two tweets hashtag fish at the hashtag Sphere. I

1125
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 3: swear I just talked to God. I would give you

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Speaker 3: all my money, stick my dick in a blender, and

1127
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 3: swear off pussy for the rest of my life in

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00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 3: exchange for this, bro. I met God tonight, for real.

1129
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Speaker 3: I feel like I just got saved by Jesus. No lie.

1130
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 3: And then someone replied to that and they were like, yeah, Fish,

1131
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 3: it's cool. And then he went this is where it

1132
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 3: takes it to the to the moon. This is what

1133
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 3: it must feel like to come with a pussy, because

1134
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 3: if it's even close, I'm flying to wherever tomorrow and

1135
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 3: getting the best pussy money can buy. I don't need

1136
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 3: to be a man no more. If it means I

1137
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 3: can feel like this all the time, fun, keep it bro.

1138
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 3: If I can get this feeling instead, that was God

1139
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: at work or something like it felt like I was

1140
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: being saved by Jesus. No, lie, oh my oh god, Okay.

1141
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 3: I think Drew's as good as anyone has.

1142
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like in his own way where you're like, yeah,

1143
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: it's like so, I'm like, I don't know if that's

1144
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,919
Speaker 2: a great endorsement or the most terrifying one I've ever heard.

1145
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 3: Holy shit, certainly intense.

1146
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love it.

1147
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 3: I just think also because you just think about who

1148
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 3: Drew Carry is and how we first met Drew Carry

1149
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 3: and how we still kind of know him as the

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00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 3: host of Price is Right, and like, you know, I'm

1151
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 3: one of the big hosts for America, and that he's

1152
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 3: going through the sphere and being like I need a

1153
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 3: pussy because I need to get fucked like this uh

1154
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 3: free thing. It's because of Fish at the sphere. I know, like,

1155
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 3: was he he must have been fucked off his face? Man,

1156
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 3: Like this feels like an acid uh oh yeah, you're

1157
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 3: way ext to see. Maybe like maybe a whole cocktail

1158
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 3: of hallucinogenics.

1159
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, probably like some hippie flipping probably you know,

1160
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 2: mixing you got it's probably M D M A with

1161
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 2: some kind of uh psychedelic for sure. Could you imagine

1162
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 2: if he's like a stone cold sober bro.

1163
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe he just really likes jam bands.

1164
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I get people, I get that world, because

1165
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 2: those people definitely do talk like that.

1166
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 3: But right I think you're if you do a drug

1167
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 3: test at a fish show, it's gonna be hard to

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Speaker 3: find anybody. I think he was even a little bit sober.

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00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just even from a contact you know, you're

1170
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 2: getting contact acid highs.

1171
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 3: Like acid fumes or somehow. But I really like appreciate

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00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 3: the you just it feels like for a major media

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01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 3: you're like Drew Carrey, you don't see unfiltered, like non

1174
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 3: pr combed over statements like this, Like you know, Drew

1175
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 3: wrote this like this is that dude just not worrying

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01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 3: about the fact that he hosts prices right, that he

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01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 3: has all these you know, jobs, that he might be afraid.

1178
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: He's just like, no, man, this is what I'm feeling,

1179
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna say it. It's the tweets are still up.

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01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't like I'm not sure someone told him someone

1181
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 3: on his team told him to take him down, and

1182
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 3: he was like, no, who cares.

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01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 2: He doubled down too when asked about it.

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01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, this is great for Prices, right, because I

1185
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: can't remember the last time I thought about it as

1186
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: a show, you know, so now, hell could you?

1187
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 2: He starts saying that shit on Prices right, He's like, folks,

1188
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: I really got to tell you, man, I finally know

1189
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 2: what it's like to come with a vagina. Okay. And

1190
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: I said that because I know I'm on CBS. I'm

1191
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 2: not going to say the word I wanted to. Okay.

1192
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 2: I had a full on vaginal orgasm watching fish at

1193
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 2: this sphere and I don't fucking need any anything else anymore.

1194
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 2: Why don't you fucking have this mic I actould be

1195
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 2: at the sphere?

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01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, the speed away, let's read the contestants.

1197
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's meet our contests. So we got to go

1198
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 2: then from Yeah, Youngstown, Ohio. Come on down, Claire, all right,

1199
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 2: and I'm just sitting this fucking see skid fucking costs.

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01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: She's like twenty eight. Yeah, more on that later, Claire.

1201
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm still kind of fucked from seeing Fish at the sphere? Man.

1202
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Man? Have you been to the round? Claire? Yeah?

1203
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking sphere? Claire just like getting

1204
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 2: all fucking agro about it. You have a pussy whoa, whoa,

1205
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 2: whoa whoa. I'm sorry you have a budget? No, drue

1206
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: what No, I'm sorry? The networks the problem.

1207
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: It would be.

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01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: Beat number one most popular episode of Prices.

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01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 2: Right, I yeah, sure? You Drew like still fucking trying

1211
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 2: to shake off the acid trip from the Spearfish Show

1212
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 2: while trying to seriously host Prices, right, because who was

1213
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 2: the dude? Oh that was a That was Josh Androwsky, Right,

1214
01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 2: who did it?

1215
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 3: He was on I was on mushrooms or acid while

1216
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 3: he was on a contestant on Prices.

1217
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, skateboarding rabbi, skateboard rabbi. Yeah, yeah, that bit's been done.

1218
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: I guess Ben. What about you? Where do people find you?

1219
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 2: Follow you? Hear you? And what's a work of social

1220
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 2: media or other kind of media I've been fucking with

1221
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 2: right on, right on.

1222
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. You can find me calling myself in a burst

1223
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: of creativity at Ben Bullen on Instagram or EXFK, Twitter,

1224
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: et cetera. You can also check out our shows stuff

1225
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: they don't want you to know and ridiculous history. You

1226
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: can find me hanging out with Miles and Jack on

1227
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: on different shows including Daily zeitguys, a piece of media

1228
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying. And this is not this is not

1229
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: blowing smoke. It's weird because before we were going to

1230
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: hang out with Joe today, I looked at that Oppenheimer's

1231
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: sketch and I have friends in Pittsburgh, so I sent

1232
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: it to them. And Joe, you and I haven't met, right,

1233
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 1: So you're.

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01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 2: Saying, right like, this is like a scam, like that's

1235
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 2: how people like in a snake oil sales or and

1236
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 2: we've never met.

1237
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 3: Correct.

1238
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: I met you the first time doctor that on Miles,

1239
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: so uhait that was purely coincidental. I enjoyed it. I

1240
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: actually sent it to some friends who live in Pittsburgh,

1241
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: and I was because I've got friends in communism and uh,

1242
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, do you guys, Do you guys

1243
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: think these dudes are really from Pittsburgh.

1244
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 2: It's Burburgh not all Sorry, it's.

1245
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: My Atlantic coming out and uh and uh and they

1246
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: unanimously you'll be glad to hear it. They said, yes,

1247
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: we think they are from Pittsburgh.

1248
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 2: Who are these arguters of Pittsburgh in pittsburghess.

1249
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: That You know what, man, I'm not an expert on things,

1250
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: but I'm good at finding experts.

1251
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just I'm at the point of my life.

1252
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 2: Random numbers in Pittsburgh. Hey, hey, hey, you want to

1253
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: look at a guess for me?

1254
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 3: Four one, two and then just there random?

1255
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, four on two six eight life hack.

1256
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: You know, just whenever you're in those conversations, always append

1257
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: to the clause from earlier when you introduce yourself, just like, hey,

1258
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: it's me Ben from earlier. Nine out of ten times

1259
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: people aren't going to call you on it because they

1260
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: don't want to feel like they forgot someone.

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01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 2: Right wow, No, no, but thank you for thank you

1262
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 2: for being here, Ben. It's always a pleasure. A tweet

1263
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 2: I like, they're just the odd look, I'm look, I'm

1264
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,919
Speaker 2: a rap fan. And right now there's an ongoing beef

1265
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 2: between a man from can Did you hear that, Kendrick? Yeah,

1266
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 2: the Kendrick Lamar tracks pretty fucking bro. You got problems

1267
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 2: with Drake because Kendrick Lamar is a better rapper than you.

1268
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 2: Just you have to know that. But this tweet is

1269
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 2: from another rapper that I like from Florida, Denzel Curry

1270
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 2: at Denzel Curry tweeted Cole definitely knew what was going

1271
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 2: to happen. That's a reference to j Cole when he

1272
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 2: entered the beef and then pulled his dis track. He's like,

1273
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 2: you know this is actually I like Kendrick and this.

1274
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't even believe what I'm just don't worry about.

1275
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,959
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I'm twoofy. He called his own track goofy. Yeah.

1276
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 2: I mean if people gave him a bunch of shit

1277
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 2: because it's like good hip hop. But I'm like whatever,

1278
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 2: Like if if you're an artist and you're not, if

1279
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 2: you can't stand by your art, I don't think I

1280
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: don't see a problem with you being like, nah, that

1281
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 2: wasn't fucking sincere liket like people fucking wanted like personally, like,

1282
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 2: I don't care if Kendrick Lamar is saying that he's

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Speaker 2: bigger than me or whatever, like whatever. My my ego

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Speaker 2: is not that fragile, but anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like releasing a mixtape called No Worries

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Speaker 1: if not you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. You can find me at Miles of

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Speaker 2: Gray on Twitter and Instagram. You can also find Jack

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Speaker 2: and I on the basketball podcast Miles and Jack on

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Speaker 2: man Boosties and I like ninety Fiance. You can catch

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Speaker 2: me on four to twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra.

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Speaker 2: You can find us at Daily Szeitgeist on Twitter. We

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Speaker 2: don't call that shit x ever, just like Acri, sure

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Speaker 2: fucking whatever. The fuck stadium it's Heinsfield, just like Field

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Speaker 2: at Honfield Staples Center. It ain't Crypto dot com arena, Okay,

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Speaker 2: it ain't ever. We're gonna be Ourener and what is that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: The Daily hit guys on Instagram. We got a Facebook

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Speaker 2: fan page on a website, dailiese gus dot com where

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Speaker 2: posts our episodes in our footnotes, no thank you man,

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Speaker 2: where you can find all the articles we talked about today,

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Speaker 2: as well as the song We're going to ride out on.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go out on some azzy like psychedelic jazz

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Speaker 2: fusion music. There's this band called Mildlife that I really

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Speaker 2: fucking like. They're from Australia because all the good bands

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Speaker 2: are from Australia. Now it's just like whatever, that's what

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Speaker 2: the planet has decided. This track is called Yourself and

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Speaker 2: it's just a fucking They're just their tracks are straight groovers,

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Speaker 2: like if you like old like you know, like some

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Speaker 2: Steely Dan kind of shit, but like a little bit

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Speaker 2: more forward thinking and tripier. This is for you. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is Mildlife with yourself. Uh, that is gonna do

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Speaker 2: it for us today. We'll be back later to tell

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Speaker 2: you what's trending in the afternoon. And the dailies case

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Speaker 2: is a production of my Heart Radio. So for more

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Speaker 2: podcasts on my Heart Radio, visit the hight Radio app,

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Speaker 2: Apple Podcasts wherever wherever people just give away podcast for free.

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Speaker 2: Just go there. Okay, we'll talk to you later. Bye.