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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineinger. The

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Speaker 2: siren is blasting. We're in the backyard. We're starting with

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Speaker 2: entire podcast. Ah, what is happening? I mean, the sirens

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Speaker 2: I have to commit to just removing it. So hopefully

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Speaker 2: truly adore today's guest. It's Chris Theyer. Chris, welcome to

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry about the sirens situation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do appreciate.

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Speaker 2: That more than it's still going. It's been going for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they don't they don't want this to happen.

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Speaker 3: You know, they know there's gonna be some truth bombs

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Speaker 2: We're both gonna reveal too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is maybe the most annoys that's happened in

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Speaker 3: Well, now we have a helicopter, just for anybody at

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Speaker 3: Our first fight.

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Speaker 2: Ten years and it won't be the last ten years.

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Speaker 2: And it's been smooth sailing until now.

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Speaker 3: I've been saving up for this podcast before you even

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Speaker 2: Just building, well before the show even began. You started

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Speaker 2: picking at me about my choice of brunch.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, your location of brunch. You're up here in

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Speaker 3: Somewhere between if you're going.

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Speaker 3: He comes into the back of the wall, he drills

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Speaker 2: I really think like a cold water is. I mean,

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Speaker 3: No, I think I'm not going straight to water after

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Speaker 3: You're doing that instead of like cold water shower. You

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Speaker 2: A little chiuahua running around the furniture and jumping up

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Speaker 2: I'm trying, I'm gonna you're gonna feel incredible. This is

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Speaker 2: I was going down the what were those slides called

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Speaker 2: She should have known better.

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Speaker 2: I think I was five six and.

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Speaker 3: You're already a sociopath.

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Speaker 3: It starts there, and then next thing you know, people,

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Speaker 2: I like, And I don't feel any guilt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not a single bit of remark life associated.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was I gonna I was going to ask

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Speaker 3: No, I've never. Oh, I broke a bone when I

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Speaker 2: Doors are actually dangerous.

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Speaker 2: So they're flimsy, they're flying around.

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Speaker 3: But because they're so dangerous. Probably. But I got hit

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Speaker 2: That's pretty incredible. Yeah, I feel like I've had a

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Speaker 3: What's your worst?

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Speaker 2: My worst one was my brother threw a PVC pipe

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Speaker 3: Janine Okay, are they together now?

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Speaker 2: If they're married, they've got six kids.

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Speaker 2: It worked. No, he hit me. I mean all of

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Speaker 2: The other time, he was dragging me around in a

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Speaker 3: To impress another woman, the woman he's.

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Speaker 2: Currently having an affair with. Yeah, yeah, and he I

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Speaker 3: Now do you hope he feels bad?

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Speaker 2: I hope that he never stops feeling guilty about yeah,

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Speaker 2: But I mean, I think there's only room in every

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Speaker 2: now because of the PVC thing, have a real fear

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Speaker 3: Like impaling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, is that impaling?

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Speaker 3: I guess that's a light weight impaling, partial impale. I

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Speaker 2: Right, Like I feel like impaling kind of needs to

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Speaker 3: Below the neck, right, Okay, But it can't be it

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Speaker 3: can't be below the waist.

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Speaker 2: No, I think that's another category. But you don't get like.

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Speaker 3: But like through your bladder or something. You're like, no,

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Speaker 2: That's a different category.

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Speaker 3: You think that's a different, different category. I'm saying this

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Speaker 2: You know, like, well you're currently oh, I guess if

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Speaker 3: But then that's like a I wasn't even thinking about the.

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Speaker 3: For a vertical versus horizon god, that goes all the.

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Speaker 2: this is not.

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00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 3: That's got to be bad imagery. I actually did get

446
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,400
Speaker 3: stabbed in the head like that. I'm trying to think

447
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 3: of what it was that we were playing with a screwdriver.

448
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, yep, okay.

449
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:25,280
Speaker 3: So you know kids games, much like the Caboos or

450
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,960
Speaker 3: something like that, you just come up with stuff and

451
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,720
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, obviously somebody's gonna get hurt. I was

452
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 3: in this kid's backyard. He had like a big box,

453
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,640
Speaker 3: and we're like, oh, let's play Magician.

454
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this so magician.

455
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,200
Speaker 3: You know, I pop my head up, the screwdriver lifts up.

456
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 3: When he goes down with the screwdriver, my head goes down.

457
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 3: A never the twain shall meet right wrong, And so

458
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 3: I get stabbed in the in the head.

459
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,199
Speaker 2: You know.

460
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 3: It like doesn't go through my skull or anything, but

461
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 3: it was enough to draw blood. And that was enough

462
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,439
Speaker 3: to like scare the shit out of me.

463
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 2: Right.

464
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,400
Speaker 3: He was freaked out, and then like, you know, there's

465
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,160
Speaker 3: blood coming from like under my hair, your wig, yeah,

466
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 3: like down over my eyes basically, and I'm just like

467
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 3: screaming like crazy. So yeah, but no stitches or anything.

468
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 2: I was going to say my sister got stitches from

469
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: playing magician. Really, some other we had like a trap

470
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 2: door or something over a desk, and of course someone's

471
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 2: going to fall through the trap door and hit the

472
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 2: head on the side of the desk. What was it,

473
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 2: my neighbor Jenny, it was a little girl.

474
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 3: You had a trap door in your house.

475
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 2: We had a trap door. It was a piece of

476
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 2: cardboard I believe, like between the bed and the desk

477
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 2: or something, and someone's walking over it. I don't even

478
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 2: know how that works as a magician trick. Yeah, children nerve.

479
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, it's like if someone doesn't get injured,

480
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 3: then that is magic. That's the that is the magic,

481
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 3: And a lot of times it just doesn't work.

482
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm really impressed that you haven't had a single stitch.

483
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: That's me too. But I'm also like incredibly fearful and

484
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,479
Speaker 3: not very daring.

485
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I mean neither am I?

486
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

487
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: Who do you think? I? Well?

488
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 3: I also didn't This is an older sibling of yours. Yes, yeah,

489
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 3: I was the oldest.

490
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 2: Sibling who's usually the aggressor.

491
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, not me, but uh well kind of, but.

492
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 2: You didn't have somebody to aggress at you. No, I

493
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 2: feel like you have a good relationship with both your siblings.

494
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 3: I kind of do. Yeah, We're not like incredibly close,

495
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 3: but I'm trying.

496
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 2: Man, you all get along.

497
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 3: I'm trying.

498
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: I feel like you get along as adults.

499
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: Because why we post a picture once every year and

500
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 3: a half on Instagram.

501
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,959
Speaker 2: No, because like every time they ever come up, it's like, oh,

502
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: they seem to have like adult relationships with each other.

503
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 3: We're trying, Yeah, I think, so we don't really like

504
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: hang out. My brother and sister are closer, and I'm

505
00:22:55,480 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 3: a little jealous. Yeah. Well, we're half siblings, and sister

506
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 3: have the same dad. I have a different dad, So

507
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: they grew up together. I'm like quite a bit older,

508
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 3: and so I like moved out during their formative years.

509
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 3: So they're just like a little more bonded than.

510
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 2: You, just because increasingly distant.

511
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm just like the weird old guy that's like, hey,

512
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: guys love you.

513
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 2: I'm sure they adore you.

514
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 3: We'll see anyway, what else do we want to talk about?

515
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 2: I mean, there is something I want to talk about.

516
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: Go on.

517
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 2: I was so excited to have you here today. We've

518
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: known each other for a very long time. Yeah, ten years.

519
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 2: I looked into it earlier today I was like, how

520
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 2: long have I actually known Christen. I think we're coming

521
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 2: up on like our ten year anniversary.

522
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, so I was.

523
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: Excited to have you here. I wanted to chat catch up.

524
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said, no gifts. Yeah, so

525
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 2: you come trotting into my backyard.

526
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't see it. Yeah yeah, I'm just like,

527
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 3: look like porky pig apparently like cloven hoods, just trotting

528
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 3: back here.

529
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: Great ass, Yeah.

530
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: Great, little curly ass. I've got.

531
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 2: Holding a gift, beautifully wrapped look which you said you

532
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: had wrapped yourself brack.

533
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. But here's the thing I don't I know, you

534
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: didn't ask for a gift, and because we're so close,

535
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I don't even really think

536
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 3: about this as a gift.

537
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: Oh interesting.

538
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 3: When I saw this thing, I said to myself, I

539
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 3: have to return this to its rightful owner.

540
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: Oh interesting.

541
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: So I'm just kind of like reuniting you with something

542
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 3: that was already yours.

543
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 2: I lost piece of my past.

544
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we found piece of your future.

545
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm happy to open it here on

546
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: the podcast. If that's something you'd like.

547
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 3: I would love that.

548
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: Okay, it's I would say, it's about the size of

549
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: like it's probably a twelve by twelve yeah square, yeah,

550
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 2: in a beautiful striped package. It says Merry Christmas to

551
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: Bridger from Chris.

552
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 3: I know you're big on Merry Christmas.

553
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I'm kind of at the forefront of

554
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: the Merry Christmas.

555
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: Just to clarify, I doesn't say Merry Christmas. I didn't

556
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 3: write Merry Christmas. Like, ha ha, what a lame, lazy joke.

557
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 3: It's like a tag. It's a sticky tag that says

558
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. And then I just wrote our names in

559
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 3: so but yeah, I know you're big on Merry Christmas.

560
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, happy Holidays, Like, don't oppress me. You're

561
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 3: always talking about that, and you're a close friends.

562
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 2: This is kind of a corner soon of this podcast.

563
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I figured that might kind of cool off

564
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 3: that subject for a bit. And then the kind of

565
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 3: like it's not quite red, white and blue, but.

566
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: It you've cut. So you've basically kind of soothed the

567
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 2: fringe right wing views of this podcast and of its host,

568
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 2: kind of the Tucker Carl. Yeah, yeah, you've tamed that.

569
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: So I'll go ahead and open.

570
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 3: It complete disregard for the wrapping job with this opening

571
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 3: job he's doing here.

572
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 2: It's it's a puzzle, a jigsaw puzzle.

573
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: How many pieces?

574
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 2: A thousand pieces? Kind of the the former presidents of

575
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 2: the United States, but all of them, No, it's not

576
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: all of them. We've got, of course, both of the Bushes.

577
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 2: Yea junior and senior. We've got Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon.

578
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: Who's this is that? Gerald Ford?

579
00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 3: Uh, this is Gerald Ford, Dwight Eisenhower, and Teddy Roosevelt.

580
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: Yes, so again you're kind of trying to get back

581
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 2: to my rogan esque Yeah, Tucker.

582
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: It's only Republican presidents.

583
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: And uh so you want me to hang in my

584
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: living room.

585
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 3: Well, let's let's cover the rest of what's going on here.

586
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 3: They're playing pool. They're playing pool in front of the

587
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 3: main thing of them another.

588
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 2: Time it is another time. I was going to say,

589
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: it's the identical thing, but it's obviously like they've done

590
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 2: it in the past.

591
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then hanging above the pool table, we see

592
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 3: that it's like a like a glass sort of mosaic

593
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 3: lamphony lamp, but with the gop elephants.

594
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: And then don't forget in the background, just a framed

595
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: painting of George.

596
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: Washington, right, And you know there's a lot going on here.

597
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 2: Where did you find this?

598
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: Well, I'll get to that, but I would like to

599
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 3: clarify that my understanding is that at one point in

600
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: history the Democrats and the Republicans like sort of changed platforms.

601
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course I don't.

602
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to pretend that I know when.

603
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 3: But you know, we're playing a little bit fast and loose.

604
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 3: To have Abraham Lincoln hanging out with Richard Nixon or

605
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: whatever as the same party, I.

606
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: Mean, I would say it's kind of crazy to have

607
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: Richard Nixon in the same room as the Bushes, because, like,

608
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,479
Speaker 2: the party has continued to go so far right that

609
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: Nixon at this point would probably seem borderline liberal compared

610
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: to some of these men.

611
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: But they're all buddies at the end of the day.

612
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 3: They're playing pool together.

613
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: Interesting, So where did you find this?

614
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 3: Yesterday? When I was driving home from Santa Cruz, I

615
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 3: stopped in Lost Hills, Okay, and there is a like

616
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 3: truck stop or something that's It's big thing is that

617
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 3: it's like James Dean's last Turn or what it's like

618
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 3: where he died or near where he died. Did James

619
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: Dean die in a car accident? I think, oh, like

620
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: drag rate. I don't know, as I could be wrong,

621
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: but that's what I think he was in, like a

622
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 3: hot rod, I think so. And so they have all

623
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 3: this James Dean stuff. But then you go inside and

624
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, try our almond brittle or whatever. And

625
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: I was looking around trying to find the perfect gift

626
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 3: and it found me. Also eco friendly. I don't know

627
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: if you saw that.

628
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 2: Fly soy based inks that feels like it shouldn't be

629
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: this should be like made of plastic.

630
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 3: Throw it directly into the Yeah, yeah, but American.

631
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: Maid, American maid. And it's called calling the blue, which

632
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: what does that mean? I'm not really sure blue with Democrats?

633
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 3: Right? So are we saying that? That's like you're calling

634
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 3: which ball you're going to hit, and you're trying to

635
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: like knock the Democrats into a hole?

636
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 2: Happy to knock a ball into a hole. Well, the

637
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: the metaphor falls apart.

638
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: Pretty quickly unless you see the balls as your enemy,

639
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 3: unless you identify with the white ball, which some of

640
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 3: these men might.

641
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: I would say it also the proximity these men have

642
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,959
Speaker 2: to the pool table would make this playing pool nearly impossible.

643
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 3: Oh, not nearly impossible, completely impossible.

644
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: They're all inches away from the table. Two of them

645
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: are seated.

646
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, this should have been a less close up photo.

647
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh there's the dump truck by the way, garbage truck.

648
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 3: Do you want to toss that right in there or

649
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 3: it f you'ls?

650
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: Just give me two minutes now, this will be going

651
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: in for next week. Are you a big pool player?

652
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: Do you like to play pool?

653
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: No? I actually kind of hate playing pool, But I

654
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 3: know that you're You're always saying I'm a pool player

655
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 3: first and a Republican second, which is why I got

656
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 3: you this.

657
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: That's how I vote.

658
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, pool first. Yeah, I used to play pool when

659
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: I was a teenager. Is when I first like tried

660
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 3: playing pool. And it was with this slightly older guy

661
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 3: who wanted to have sex with my girlfriend and George Bush.

662
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and you can't. As you might imagine, it

663
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 3: was a not an ideal.

664
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 2: Situation, right, right, So he had.

665
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 3: Years of practice on me, both at pool and sex,

666
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 3: and you know, I think she thought he was cool.

667
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: Of course, he was kind of a James Zane type.

668
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was and I hope he dies in a

669
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: car accident.

670
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: I wonder where he is now, I know where he is.

671
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say, but I know, yeah, and

672
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: he's not coming anywhere near my current girlfriend tell you

673
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 3: that much.

674
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: I've never played a full game of pool.

675
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: It's I don't know. Maybe I just suck at it,

676
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: you know, that's probably what it is. But I don't

677
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: think it's fun.

678
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: It's more of a game of I mean, I guess

679
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 2: like for people to chat. But if I'm going to chat,

680
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 2: I don't need like a I mean, outside of a podcast,

681
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 2: I don't need an object.

682
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need a sort of a way for to

683
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 3: make money off sponsors, but I don't need like a

684
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 3: some some dumb game.

685
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: I don't need a felt covered table. No.

686
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: All I need is my supplements that you can get

687
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 3: now from our sponsor.

688
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: At Do you take any supplements? Oh? Yeah, what are

689
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: you taking?

690
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm taking everything?

691
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 2: Really? Is that true?

692
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah? I take like I take multi vitamin, I take

693
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 3: fish oil, I take a D supplement, I take green

694
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: tea extract, I take zinc with copper or something, and

695
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 3: then I take a B complex. I think that that

696
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 3: might be it.

697
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: So are you like swallowing a handful of pills every morning?

698
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: I do.

699
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

700
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 3: I sort of pride myself on the fact that I

701
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 3: just take it as one giant handful.

702
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: How many do you think you swallow?

703
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 3: I mean it really is. However many that is like

704
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 3: eight pills.

705
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: Right, that's a lot of pills, and a few of

706
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: them are like huge, right, I've the amount of pills

707
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: I've I swallowed in the morning has been steadily growing. Yeah,

708
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh, this is I have to take

709
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: two separate wallows to get all the pills into my stomach.

710
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 3: God, what are you taking wellbutrin? Okay, well I didn't

711
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: include that, but yes.

712
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: So that's two pills.

713
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're a big dose four fifty. You're really depressed.

714
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 3: You're taking a three hundred and one fifteen. So they

715
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 3: don't even match.

716
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: They don't match. One's big and one small, and it's

717
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 2: so small that my throat kind of doesn't register it,

718
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: and so it kind of it frequently gets caught in

719
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: my throat.

720
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 3: Horrible for you to get more water in there.

721
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: More coffee, I suppose, But then I've got a multi vitamin.

722
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: The water's too cold for you.

723
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 2: I've got fiber, which is like five pills. They're suggesting

724
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 2: you take five of them three times a day.

725
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 3: Are you on like an all meat diet kind.

726
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: Of I live with jim ar diet. I mean it's

727
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: it's surrounding hamburgers and the sort of thing. So I'm

728
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 2: trying to, you know, maintain the fiber. I also have

729
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: cholesterol issues.

730
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

731
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 2: So then then I'm also I'm now taking a new

732
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: type of pill. I couldn't even tell you. It's some

733
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: sort of supplement that I've just recently been taking.

734
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: Why are you taking it?

735
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: It was like somebody recommended it for general health. I

736
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: think taking two of those.

737
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 3: We'll talk after.

738
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have to show it too.

739
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

740
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many pills have I just named a lot,

741
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: probably eight pills. Yeah, it's terrible. Do you know what

742
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: also has been happening to me recently? I've been taking

743
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: two big of bites. I've found myself choking as an

744
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 2: adult at least twice in the last three months. That

745
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 2: is unacceptable.

746
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,959
Speaker 3: Maybe you're taking the same size bite, but your throat

747
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: muscles are just atrophying. They can't handle it anymore.

748
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: From all the cigars I'm smoking, yeah, yeah, as a

749
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 2: rogan type. Yeah, it should be noted that Chris and

750
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: I are currently smoking giant cigars.

751
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. I brought a couple of stogies for us. I

752
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: don't think a gift. I think this is a prerequisite.

753
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: So that's why he didn't mention it.

754
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: No, it's embarrassing. I was with friends, I think two

755
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 2: days ago. Suddenly I'm choking on a taco It is like,

756
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: what is wrong with me?

757
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely feel like I'm the amount that

758
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: I'm like clearing my throat with nothing going on.

759
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh that's a bad song.

760
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: I'm not mid meal, mid beverage.

761
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: You know.

762
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 3: Just the older I get, the more I'm.

763
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: Like, do you think it's just that, like a nervous

764
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: habit or is there something going on with your body? Well?

765
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: What could possibly be going on with your body that

766
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: would drive you to need to do that?

767
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: I have no idea, but it feels shameful.

768
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: Maybe you're producing a ton of saliva. Maybe I don't

769
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 2: know that's a I don't I haven't noticed that yet,

770
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: but it could be coming for me.

771
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 3: I heard on a podcast that the frequency this is

772
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 3: going to be wrong, I'm sure, but the frequency that

773
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 3: you have to urinate has to do with whether you

774
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 3: take like SIPs or gulps.

775
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: Really, that can't be true.

776
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 3: That seems Hey, I heard it on Huberman Lab. I

777
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 3: didn't fact jacket, but that's what I heard.

778
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: It sounds like an urban legend. Today.

779
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 3: It's a hop podcast, I mean, so it is Joe Rogan,

780
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 3: but it's a top podcast.

781
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: So I mean, I guess that kind of makes sense.

782
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 3: I constantly have to pee, but I'm constantly taking gulps.

783
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: I'm taking big gulps, and I'm drinking. I am drinking

784
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah, I'm constantly drinking things.

785
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 3: I'm should be drinking more, but I with as little

786
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 3: as I drink, I'm still have to pee all the time.

787
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 2: And you're taking gulps. I mean, you brought a giant

788
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 2: thing of water and you haven't had a even a

789
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: sip of it yet.

790
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: That's right, I'm afraid of you got to You gotta

791
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: pay the piper, which is the toilet.

792
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I mean, I'll have to keep an eye

793
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: on that. The other thing I've heard about ping is

794
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: when you wake up in the night and need to pee.

795
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: You're not waking up because you need to pee. You're

796
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 2: ping because you woke up interesting. So it's just like

797
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: you wake up and you're like, oh, I need to

798
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 2: use the restroom.

799
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 3: When I wake up, I'm like, I'm about to kiss

800
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 3: the bed. So I'm glad that I whichever can, I'm

801
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 3: glad that I woke up.

802
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: It's an emergency regardless.

803
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you ever write the bed?

804
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm sure I didn't.

805
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 3: That's no, that's a no, that's an obvious.

806
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: I mean I can tell you I have a vivid memory.

807
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 3: I mean like once, I mean like, oh, like.

808
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: Frequently, Yeah, no, I have. I will say I have

809
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: a vivid memory of the last time I peed my pants. Okay,

810
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: I was seven years old. I was in shopco.

811
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 3: God, ragmunch seven, I was like twenty five?

812
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: Is that true? Yeah, but well, do you want to

813
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: talk about that? Rely, you go ahead. I just remember

814
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: standing in the toy aisle love a shop Co. I

815
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 2: guess my mom was off somewhere in the store, shopping,

816
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 2: and I wanted to look at the toys so bad

817
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: that I guess I just stood there and peed my

818
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 2: pants and then walked off.

819
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: I mean, a nearly identical thing almost happened to me

820
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 3: two days ago, I was at a MEBA in San Francisco.

821
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I was looking through the records. I was like, Wow,

822
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 3: they have a big reggae section. So I'm like really

823
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 3: spending my time in there, and I had to piss

824
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 3: like from the minute I walked in. But then I

825
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: got really interested in looking at the records, and I

826
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: was like, okay, looking stuff up online, adding it to

827
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 3: a playlist on Spotify, digging through stuff.

828
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: Essentially shoplifting by the way.

829
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 3: I mean they put it up there. I didn't put

830
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,919
Speaker 3: it up on Spotify. I didn't say I was looking

831
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 3: on Napster. But I'm digging through, adding stuff to a playlist,

832
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: looking stuff up on discogs, just like my bladder's like hello.

833
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 3: And then when I finally got out, I was like, oh,

834
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to piss my pants.

835
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah. Did they have a public restroom at Abiba?

836
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: No?

837
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 2: Oh, You've got to be kidding.

838
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: No way. So I'm just like this was in San Francisco.

839
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm like sprinting down Hayte Street, just like where can

840
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 3: I go? And they're all they're all hostile to like

841
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 3: having people use a public restroom. But I'm also like,

842
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 3: I don't want to spend any money.

843
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: I feel like it should be illegal not to have

844
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: a public restroom.

845
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: I would vote for that.

846
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: I think that's I mean, that should be a public

847
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 2: service you have to offer. Yeah, because otherwise it's an emergency.

848
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 2: People are going to be using the street.

849
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 3: It's a human it's something. It's a human rights crisis.

850
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 3: I agree.

851
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 2: Number one human rights crisis is the lack of public restrooms.

852
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, lack of pool tables is number one. Lack of

853
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: public restrooms is number two.

854
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 2: No, I really think of business to qualify as a

855
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 2: business should have to have a you know, let me

856
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: in there. Obviously, what you're working with the.

857
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 3: Toilet that's what I That's actually how I might anna.

858
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: That's what I said to her. So let me see

859
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: what you're working with toilet wise.

860
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 2: That's how I mean. You did meet in San Francisco,

861
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: I imagine.

862
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

863
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, interesting.

864
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 3: Hey no public restrooms around here? Have you know anything? Yeah? Yeah,

865
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: Well maybe let's talk in ten years.

866
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: Wait, so did you wet the bed?

867
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

868
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: Until one age, sometime in middle school.

869
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 3: Okay, it was like mortifying.

870
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 2: So that was the wedding. The bed from like toddler

871
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: until middle school.

872
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 3: I don't know when it started, but yeah, I mean

873
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 3: throughout like elementary school for sure, okay, and then into

874
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 3: like middle school. Thankfully it stopped when I I don't

875
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 3: know around that age.

876
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: Did it kind of just teeter off?

877
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of, Oh so.

878
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: You didn't have to like do any sort of No.

879
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: We had my family had like talked about the possibility

880
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: of like trying, yeah, just getting rid of me in quotes,

881
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 3: or using whatever kind of arcane devices they had in

882
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: the nineties, even though that seems recent. It's like, yeah,

883
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: we hook up a little thing to you, a wiener

884
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 3: that electric is true.

885
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 2: That can't be true.

886
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 3: I feel like there was something like that. It was

887
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: like it gives you a little shock to wake you up,

888
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 3: so you go to the bathroom.

889
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: Like, no, it feels like it's only going to make

890
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: the problem way worse.

891
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think, so.

892
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: So you just got lucky. Then it just kind of uh.

893
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 3: I wouldn't exactly say I got lucky, but yeah, I

894
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 3: guess they didn't electrocute my penis. So if we're looking

895
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 3: at lucky for lying, yeah, it's a big win for me.

896
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: That's a I'm checking that up as a w over here.

897
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 2: How often were you ping the bed?

898
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 3: I think like most of the time, oh, like every night?

899
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, that's.

900
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: Most I don't hear. I wonder what it was related to, too,

901
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 3: Like there's no way to know. But my household was

902
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 3: just really stressful growing up as well, and I'm like, yeah,

903
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 3: I wonder if that was part of it. I really

904
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: don't know.

905
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: Did they use like plastic sheets or yeah, okay, yeah,

906
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: so there was kind of some solution to them.

907
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 3: No, because then the piss is just hovering on top

908
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 3: of the sheet and you're just in a big, deep

909
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 3: puddle of your own picks. So, you know, I never

910
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 3: got stitches, but I got my own stuff going on. Sure.

911
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 2: I had night terrors until the middle of fifth grade. Really,

912
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 2: I was so afraid of falling asleep in a spider

913
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: biting me or a rat biting me. Wow that I saw.

914
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: I would cover my entire body with socks and everything

915
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: up into my head so limited space for things to

916
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: bite me.

917
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

918
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't sleep.

919
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't. I would think you wouldn't be able

920
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 3: to Where did this fear come from?

921
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 2: The rat thing came from. I had a rat in

922
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: first grade and it escaped into our garage and kind

923
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: of became rabid, and so it felt like a betrayal.

924
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was in there eating a Snickers

925
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: what so I think that's where that fear came from.

926
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: And then the spider thing. I think there was a

927
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: lot of stuff in the nineties, like about what was

928
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: the black widows and what's the other one? The brown recluse?

929
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: Yes that like those will kill you?

930
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And then there was.

931
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 2: Also Haunta virus. Do have you ever heard of this?

932
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: I have the mouse disease. I was horrified of having it.

933
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: So all of those things combined to make me think

934
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: that while asleep, some creature was going to come kill me.

935
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: I didn't think we would get to this, but we

936
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 3: were recently dealing with the rat problem at our house.

937
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, we had like somebody come by and

938
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 3: they sealed up some openings to like our attic. But

939
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: we were like putting out traps, which just feels bad

940
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 3: morally or whatever.

941
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: But I don't I mean, I'm sorry, I mean, yeah, I.

942
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 3: Agree with you, but it's like you're kind of like, yeah,

943
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 3: this isn't like a bug or something where you're like, oh,

944
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 3: let's put some paper under a cup and take it outside.

945
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 3: You're like, I guess we could get the bubonic plague or.

946
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: Something, all sorts of things I could. The list goes

947
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 2: on and on and on.

948
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 3: So we were trying to deal with it, and then

949
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 3: Anna had this solo show that she was doing.

950
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: Yes, is it the same one I've seen? I think

951
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 2: so incredible show.

952
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 3: Oh wait no a different No, different, different one, more

953
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 3: recent one. Yeah. And but there's this big sort of

954
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 3: set piece which is a giant, like person sized paper

955
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 3: mache nose.

956
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen this, Okay, okay, And so.

957
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 3: The nose somebody else made it, and then we brought

958
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 3: it to our house and then it was just so

959
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 3: big that we were like, it doesn't fit anywhere in here,

960
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 3: and so let's put it in the basement. We put

961
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 3: it in the basement, but the rats had moved to

962
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 3: the basement, and so then the rats moved into the

963
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 3: nose and it was just like mortifying a pet. We

964
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: then we had like a pest control guy coming by

965
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 3: and he would like open the door to the basement.

966
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 3: The nose was right in front of the door of

967
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 3: the basement, so you'd open the door and he'd be

968
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 3: like okay, like let's put some traps and we'll try

969
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 3: to figure out like what's going on. But then like

970
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 3: the nose would just start wrestling, and it's like, well,

971
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 3: I think we know where you're problem.

972
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you know you're It was a.

973
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks of putting traps and like leaving the

974
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: nose in there before we were like, I guess we can.

975
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 3: I mean, we wanted to get rid of it, but

976
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 3: you're just like our rat's going to pour out of

977
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: it and crawled my arm and my face. Yeah, So

978
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: ultimately I sued it up.

979
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 2: And what did you suit up in?

980
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 3: You know? I put on like an N ninety five

981
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 3: and had like I might have had a leather jacket on.

982
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 3: It's like I was going for a motorcycle ride, like yeah, yeah,

983
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 3: it's my vibe sort of. So but yeah, I put

984
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 3: like a tarp outside and then I just like moved

985
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 3: the I tried to seal off all the openings to

986
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: the nose because it was open open at the bottom

987
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 3: so that someone could stand up inside of it. Oh okay,

988
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: I filmed this video that she uses in her show,

989
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 3: So I tried to seal off all of the nostrils

990
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 3: and stuff, and then moved it into this tarp that

991
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 3: I had then wrapped in this tarp, wrapped the tarp

992
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 3: and duct tape, put the duct tape nose into a

993
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 3: U haul that we rented, drove it ten miles away,

994
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 3: and then just cruised around like we were, you know,

995
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 3: the wet bandits from home improvement, what no alone, home depot,

996
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 3: home improvement. We've covered both of those subjects. That's why

997
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 3: they're fresh on my mind. So we drove to Pasadena. Sorry,

998
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,959
Speaker 3: and if the city of Pasadena is listening, I'm sorry.

999
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 3: We drove over there, and uh, we were just like

1000
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 3: cruising around like criminals, like casing the joint, trying to

1001
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: find a dumpster we could use, and we found one

1002
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: and just it was like go, go, go, and just

1003
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: put this huge nose. I'm talking like four feet tall,

1004
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: four feet two and half feet.

1005
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 2: Deep, Like it's like a parade float.

1006
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gigantic.

1007
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 2: It's gonna be in the Rose Bowl.

1008
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 3: They might if they find it. They're like, hey, I

1009
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: think we could use this door the explorer. You know,

1010
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 3: we could save a little bit of money if we

1011
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 3: give her this nose.

1012
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: These rats and this nose. Yeah, so you just stuffed

1013
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: it into a dumpster? Yeah, like late at night, middle

1014
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 2: of the day, middle of okay, well, well dusk, dusk,

1015
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: oh romantic, perfect time. I thought you were just going

1016
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: to say that you had just dumped it like in

1017
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: the street or something. I think that's perfectly fine.

1018
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: I think so too. But you know, we're like using

1019
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 3: somebody else's dumpster or whatever.

1020
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 2: Now, there are worse things you could do with the dumpster.

1021
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could fuck it, That's all I could think of.

1022
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, can we edit.

1023
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: That in louder louder? And multiple times?

1024
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 3: So I listened to it, I go, you piece as

1025
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 3: shit and I feel bad about it.

1026
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh wow, did you do?

1027
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: So?

1028
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 2: Do you think there were rats in it when you

1029
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 2: moved it?

1030
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 3: I think there was one rat in it, one lovely rat.

1031
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: I really do. Yeah. I heard like a little bit

1032
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 3: of sound and I was like, yeah, I think somebody

1033
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 3: is still in there.

1034
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: Heard it like a sweet little song being sung.

1035
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1036
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: Oh, so it's been separated from its family.

1037
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean it would have been otherwise, because

1038
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: well it would have been probably caught otherwise, I caught,

1039
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 3: I mean killed by a trap. So is the rat

1040
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 3: situation solved now, knock on wood, I think, so, okay,

1041
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 3: we haven't seen any lately. We just were waiting and

1042
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 3: trapping and waiting and trapping and waiting, and then you know,

1043
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 3: the traps were still set, hadn't been sprung, and the

1044
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 3: bait was still in them. That's like the indicators like

1045
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 3: if something's taking the bait or not right right, And

1046
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 3: it was like, so far, so good.

1047
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: So what are we baiting rat traps with these days?

1048
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: Is it cheese or is it some sort of.

1049
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 3: Paste I'm putting. If it was me, I would put

1050
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 3: peanut butter in there. But when a pest control guy

1051
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 3: comes by. We had two different guys come buy and

1052
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 3: they both were like putting slim gems in there.

1053
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't hate the idea of a rat eating meat.

1054
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 3: I mean, there's nothing more horrid gross And even what's

1055
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: even grosser is that I am so like uptight and

1056
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: like anal and like hyper vigilant about stuff that. Like

1057
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: when the past control guy left, I was like, you know,

1058
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 3: now it's my shift. Basically, it wasn't like I'll leave

1059
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: it up to him and when he comes back, you know,

1060
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 3: he'll do his thing. I have like no trust. So

1061
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 3: I'm just like, Okay, he's gone, so now let's make

1062
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 3: sure everything. Like if we would catch something, I wouldn't

1063
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 3: be like I'll let him dispose of it. I'm like, okay,

1064
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,479
Speaker 3: I need to throw that thing away, rebate the trap.

1065
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, God, I fell down this YouTube

1066
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 3: rabbit hole where I was like watching like best Ways

1067
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: to Trap, like best Traps you can get this three

1068
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 3: hundred dollars electric trap, and like Psychotic People. There's like

1069
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 3: two top YouTubers that are One is this pair of

1070
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 3: twins that's really annoying, these middle aged twins who own

1071
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 3: this pest control company, and they're like, watches, we're going

1072
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: to get these guys out. This guy's had rats for

1073
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 3: ten years. We're going to get them out of here

1074
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: in thirty minutes. Years yeah, yeah, yeah, And then you

1075
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 3: know it's it's not them doing the hardest part. They

1076
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 3: like send like this some poor like Central American guy

1077
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: into like the ductwork with like a GoPro on his head.

1078
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: They're like, we're gonna get them out of there in

1079
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 3: thirty minutes, and then they're like just shoving his body

1080
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 3: into the well.

1081
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: They're truly making millions of dollars off of this youtubevenue.

1082
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: This guy's probably making fourteen dollars an hour totally.

1083
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 3: And then the other guy is this Canadian guy who

1084
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: he's like very soft spoken. I've probably spent about fifty

1085
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 3: thousand dollars in the last five years on traps and so,

1086
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 3: and like I'm pretty sure he just has a barn

1087
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 3: and like field mice come through. So I'm like, there's

1088
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 3: something wrong there. You're this is for fun or like

1089
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 3: for your YouTube project.

1090
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: This is not you don't want it to be solved.

1091
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 3: You don't want it to be solved. So it's yeah, it's.

1092
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 2: At Texas Chainsaw MASSACREB mouse version.

1093
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. But they're like every video promises you the

1094
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 3: same thing, and they just have like the most clickbaity titles,

1095
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 3: so you're like, whoa if you the absolute best bait

1096
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: for killing rats, oh my god. And then it's like

1097
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 3: these guys are truly like setting out of buffet basically,

1098
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: where it's like, Okay, we're gonna put a slim gym,

1099
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 3: then we're gonna cover it in peanut butter, and then

1100
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: here's our my little secret. He like literally blows cinnamon

1101
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 3: onto the I swear to god, what he blows cinnamon

1102
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 3: onto it and he's like, and it'll be on the

1103
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 3: ground nearby.

1104
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 2: They love it after schools. Yeah, yeah, there's no way

1105
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: that that does anything.

1106
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: I can't imagine.

1107
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: I feel like rats will just go for any sort

1108
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 2: of food that if it smells like something, they're gonna

1109
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 2: eat it. They don't need a like a latte.

1110
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: The Canadian guy set up a thing where he put

1111
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 3: this square out. It's I don't know how to explain this,

1112
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 3: like a grid, right, and all these different squares on

1113
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 3: the grid had different types of bait.

1114
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: It's like an advent calendar and yeah, yeah, yeah.

1115
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 3: And he was like, we'll see which ones they like best.

1116
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: And it was like, so he uses his night vision

1117
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: camera to see what they go to most and first

1118
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 3: and whatever. And it was just like, why am I

1119
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 3: doing with this? This was my life?

1120
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: Was there a clear winner?

1121
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: Not really?

1122
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 3: No, I mean, like, I know, peanut butter was near

1123
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 3: the top. I can't remember if it was number one.

1124
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 2: It's weird how universally beloved peanut butter is. Yeah, every

1125
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 2: animal loves peanut butter, humans love peanut butter. Mister Ed,

1126
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: Mister Ed, of course.

1127
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: Ronald, I heard that was a recently. I don't know

1128
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 3: why I was looking at up but that they didn't

1129
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 3: actually use peanut butter to do the thing with.

1130
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: His What did they do? He was just talking.

1131
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 3: It was real actually yeah, yeah, yeah, we weren't ready

1132
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 3: to know. No, I feel like there was like a

1133
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 3: string or something, oh.

1134
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 2: Something worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a shame. It feels

1135
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: like the peanut butter thing would work.

1136
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's he was doing it on cue. It's like,

1137
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: obviously it's right. How stupid were we to.

1138
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: Think fall for that to go the great lie?

1139
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe they wrote the script around when he

1140
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 3: would lick the peanut butter. They reverse engineered it.

1141
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: And were these were you believing that the peanut butter

1142
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 2: was like at the front of his mouth or like

1143
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 2: on the roof of the roof of his mouth, So

1144
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: some we were assuming that someone was sticking their hand

1145
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 2: in there with peanut butter. Yeah, actually that makes no

1146
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 2: sense at all. Of course that didn't happen.

1147
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: Maybe they could put like a those wooden things that

1148
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 3: you put a pizza in the oven with.

1149
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: What are those called big wood spatula pizza grabber?

1150
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those peg geez but in the horses

1151
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: now Pigi just loaded with Yeah, they mod they mod

1152
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 3: one of those out.

1153
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: Interesting. I don't know where we are to say the

1154
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 2: least podcast.

1155
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 3: I've got this puzzle, yeah, I mean, and you can

1156
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: frame it when you're done, and then of course, and

1157
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 3: you know the real gift I'll give you because you

1158
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:23,959
Speaker 3: asked me not to bring a gift, so I didn't

1159
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 3: bring it right now.

1160
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 2: You gave me a piece of the puzzle yea, so

1161
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 2: to speak.

1162
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 3: If it helps you know, when you're done assembling the puzzle, right,

1163
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 3: I'll come over and hang it up. If it helps

1164
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 3: you in Jen's.

1165
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: Relationship exactly, that would be nice.

1166
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, because obviously you're going to frame it so and.

1167
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: We need it somewhere that's just kind of always there.

1168
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of over the bed, above the bed.

1169
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. So I'll be calling you. Yeah,

1170
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 2: I'll put this together and I'm very excited about it.

1171
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 2: But I think I think we should play a game. Okay,

1172
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 2: do you want to play a game called Gift Master

1173
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 2: or Gift or a Curse.

1174
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 3: Oh, let's do Gift or a Curse.

1175
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I need a number between one and ten from you.

1176
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: Eight eight Okay, I have to Oh my god. Well,

1177
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: first of all, the amount of alerts I'm getting for

1178
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 2: like my Google calendar at this point, Look how many

1179
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: alerts I have for this podcast? Why is that happening

1180
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 2: to me?

1181
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 3: Wow? That's he's got five alerts.

1182
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, well, well now we're going to count.

1183
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: I didn't realize we're two.

1184
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 2: Well you're saying eight because you just said it five.

1185
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 2: Oh I said eight. You said eight, one two, three,

1186
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: four five six. Okay, well you're counting that prices right,

1187
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 2: rules you win? Why am I talking about this? You

1188
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 2: gave me the number eight. I have to do some

1189
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: like calculating right now. You can promote something, recommend something.

1190
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 2: Just talk to the listener.

1191
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 3: I'll be right back. Okay. Yeah, So I don't have

1192
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 3: much going on lately, but you know, if you want

1193
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 3: to find me online, I'm I'm on Instagram at whoomp

1194
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 3: fair it is w eight MP payer th h A

1195
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 3: y E R it is. I'm on Twitter at Chris

1196
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 3: Thayer says. And my website has my tour dates at

1197
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 3: this is Christhayer dot com. And that's pretty much me perfect.

1198
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, look for Chris anywhere online. He's wonderful. And also

1199
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: I was just remembering you had a You have two

1200
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 2: videos on Twitter. There are two of my favorite things.

1201
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: Ever.

1202
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: There's the one where you do the accent. Is it

1203
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 2: Scottish accent?

1204
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: It's it's supposed to be British, but it really covers.

1205
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 2: You know, kind of a generic British accent.

1206
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,919
Speaker 3: It becomes Australian, it feels like at some point, Yeah,

1207
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 3: it's all over the place.

1208
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 2: And then there's the the jingle bell yes, jingle bell

1209
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 2: rock Yes. Both of those are two of my favorite

1210
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 2: pieces of media. This is how we play gift for

1211
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 2: a Curse. I'm gonna name three things. You tell me

1212
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 2: if there are a gift or a curse and why,

1213
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.

1214
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: There are answers, you can lose, you can win, you

1215
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 2: can do in between whatever. Okay, okay. They're all listeners suggestions.

1216
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: They always are at this point because people are suggesting

1217
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: non stop. This first one is from someone named Dan.

1218
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse trains.

1219
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 3: Hmmm, I would say curse. I'm gonna go with curse.

1220
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 3: Why Well, I was actually thinking about how poor rail

1221
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 3: transit is in the United States. Sure, so I would say,

1222
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 3: if we're talking Region one DVD. They're a curse. Maybe

1223
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 3: if you're somewhere like in Europe.

1224
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 2: Or Asia, Yeah, where almost any other country.

1225
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 3: Or something like where train transit is like makes sense,

1226
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 3: that might be a gift. But here it's like Amtrak

1227
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 3: is incredibly expensive. It sucks. I'm going curse.

1228
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 2: You're right, You're absolutely right. Yeah, And I basically feel

1229
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: the same way. An American train is always so disappointing. Yeah,

1230
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 2: essentially as much as a flight. Yeah, frequently worse than

1231
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: a bus. Yeah, just kind of depressing, really depressing. And

1232
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: there's also that element of thinking about, oh, if I

1233
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 2: were in another country, this would be luxurious, affordable and fast. Yeah, yeah, curse.

1234
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: I think that the I mean, you got it right.

1235
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 2: Number two. This is from someone named Susie.

1236
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 3: Okay, gift or a curse?

1237
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: Add to KRT to see price when online shopping. Familiar

1238
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 2: with how this works.

1239
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I am. I will just say if

1240
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 3: I get this wrong, I'm so interested to hear the

1241
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 3: other perspective on this. I see no good in this.

1242
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 3: I absolutely it's a curse. I don't understand what the

1243
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 3: point is. And I've had to do this recently, Like

1244
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 3: I thought this technology was over, you know. But it's

1245
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 3: like it's also weird because if you google something like

1246
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: a product or type of product, Google shopping or whatever

1247
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 3: will tell you the price right, and then sometimes you

1248
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: click on the item to go to the website that

1249
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: it's from, and that place is like, h koy about it?

1250
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 3: Like where did it in your card? If you want

1251
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 3: to find out? And you're like, I already know it's

1252
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 3: sixteen ninety nine. Just let me see the truth, so

1253
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 3: curse of course. Yeah.

1254
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 2: I mean, do they think they're going to trick you

1255
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: like that? Once you get into the car, You're like,

1256
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: there's no turning back. Is that what the thought is

1257
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: behind that? That's the only reasoning I can think. But

1258
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 2: I'm never going to fall for that.

1259
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if I'm trying here, right, I'm trying my hardest.

1260
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 3: Is it if they showed you the price, like, too

1261
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 3: many people would buy it? So by adding this extra step,

1262
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: it's like you have to be curious enough. So it's

1263
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 3: almost like only insiders are getting this deal. But it's

1264
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: like the smallest step to make you an insider is

1265
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 3: that you have to click it to add it to

1266
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 3: your cart.

1267
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 2: Or is it like a defense against like bot buying. Yeah,

1268
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 2: but I feel like we're giving it too much credit.

1269
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the bot thing. I'm like, I'm only

1270
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: ever like the way that websites monitor one another's prices.

1271
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm saving one penny. So are the bots really?

1272
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: Like?

1273
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,959
Speaker 3: Oh man, this external hard drive is a cent less.

1274
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 3: We got to get four thousand of these.

1275
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's horrible and like in a physical store,

1276
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: I don't have to take the product all the way

1277
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 2: to the cash register to find well sometimes I do,

1278
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 2: but yeah, mostly if that was the entire stores, mo,

1279
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 2: no one would go there. You know what?

1280
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 3: I wish more stores had what is like a price

1281
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 3: check thing?

1282
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 2: Oh, I love like a mid store price check.

1283
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, feels great because it feels I feel like such

1284
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 3: an idiot. Have you got to go up and you

1285
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 3: gotta wait in line? Like right? I guess now you

1286
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: could maybe use a self checkout.

1287
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 2: If they have that, but but then you still have

1288
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: to go to the front of the store.

1289
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1290
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, More store, I mean, that's easy technology to have.

1291
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want us to know the trick.

1292
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: They don't want us to but yeah they add to

1293
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 2: kart to see price thing. I mean anyone that's into

1294
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 2: that's out of their mind. I mean, I need to

1295
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: know before I add to cart, and you're not going

1296
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 2: to trick me. Fine, so you've gotten two so far. Excellent.

1297
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: Third this is from Mara. Gift or a curse. Eating

1298
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: a little pinch of shredded cheese right from the bag.

1299
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a gift. It sounds great. I'm thinking about it.

1300
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 3: I'm loving it. But I do think it's a gift.

1301
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 3: I will say that. I will say I'm not buying

1302
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 3: shredded cheese anymore. I don't know when I stopped, but

1303
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 3: when I picture shredded pre shredded cheese in a bag,

1304
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 3: I am picturing it, for some reason, dusted with flour

1305
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 3: to keep the pieces of cheese from sticking to each other. Well,

1306
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 3: and I don't like that, Like, just let the cheese

1307
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: do it do its thang. But yeah, I mean, cheese

1308
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 3: is good. Having a little bit is good. Having a

1309
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 3: place for it to be stored is good. I'm with

1310
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 3: all that.

1311
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 2: Chris, You've won the game. It's a very short list

1312
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 2: of people. It's not many people below ten, I would

1313
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 2: say on Alys, is that correct? Below ten? Incredible? I

1314
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: loved a little pinch of cheese. I don't have any

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01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: shredded cheese currently, but if it's there, you've got a bag,

1316
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,959
Speaker 2: why wouldn't you take a pinch.

1317
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. It feels like a thing that you you do

1318
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 3: when you're visiting your parents, right.

1319
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like a nice little snack.

1320
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 3: And they're like still buying pre shredded My parents do

1321
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 3: buy exactly. They don't care. They don't even know that

1322
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: there's it's dusted with some chemical that keeps it from

1323
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: sticking together.

1324
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 2: I almost consider the shredded cheese that you're kind of

1325
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 2: taking pinches of a different category from cheese. It's almost

1326
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 2: like it's a little snack. It's there. I'm not actually

1327
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 2: putting it in anything or putting it on anything. It's

1328
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 2: there for me to slowly devour. I mean, actually we

1329
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 2: started the podcast with me having cottage cheese in the

1330
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 2: fridge for three months. I like the cheese to be

1331
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 2: there for a little snack.

1332
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened with the cottage cheese? What was the

1333
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 3: thought there?

1334
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 2: I bought too when I go. I love cottage cheese.

1335
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 2: I love to eat it as a snack. But there

1336
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 2: are two options. There's a huge one or there's the

1337
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 2: small one, the little one. The small one will be

1338
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 2: gone in a day and a half. But the big one,

1339
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: the big one, it's too much. Yeah, Like by day

1340
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 2: four you're like, oh, I don't want any more cottage

1341
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 2: cheese than you forget about it, and then.

1342
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: What are you eating? How are you eating cottage cheese?

1343
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 3: I just have a little bowl by itself.

1344
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I'll like have it with chips.

1345
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 3: Chris is shaking And has this always been like a

1346
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 3: source of pleasure for you?

1347
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of has, I mean more in the

1348
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: last cup. Maybe in the last four years. It's become

1349
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 2: more of a regular snack for me. When I was

1350
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: a kid, it was a snack. Then there was a

1351
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 2: I think, and this is I think this is forever.

1352
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 2: Society in general cottage cheese fell out of favor.

1353
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still think of it in that way. I think. Okay,

1354
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 3: that's like, you know, it's a Kathy cartoon. Here we

1355
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 3: are in nineteen ninety.

1356
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 2: I think does a lot of good things. She loves chocolate.

1357
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 2: I leave Kathy.

1358
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know that's another podcast and it's great,

1359
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 3: but that another podcast. I listened to it. I really

1360
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 3: enjoyed it.

1361
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, cast.

1362
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, the act cast Jamie Loftus. Yes, but you know,

1363
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 3: cottage cheese. I think of it as like an early

1364
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 3: nineties like dairy sort of a nut dairy diet dieting right,

1365
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 3: sort of punchline thing. And I never got into it.

1366
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 3: And it's even when I still see it, like I

1367
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 3: can picture a friend of mine actually just sent me

1368
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 3: home with something in a container.

1369
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.

1370
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 3: And the container I was like, this looks old even

1371
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 3: though it's from now, the one from Trader Joe's. That's

1372
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 3: like pink.

1373
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the one I've got in my fridge.

1374
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 3: And I just I'm trying. I'm trying here, you know,

1375
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 3: I really am trying to see your side of things.

1376
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 2: But now you vegan or vegetarian, I've been eating meat.

1377
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh you have okay, so you could eat cottage cheese.

1378
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm actively choosing not to. Is it like that?

1379
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 3: It's a lean protein? Is that what's going on?

1380
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: But it tastes good. It's like kind of salty, it

1381
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 2: tastes great.

1382
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 3: Do you eat whatever you want or are you like.

1383
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 2: I eat for dinner, I eat whatever I want. I

1384
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 2: have a treat once at night for lunch. It's like

1385
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 2: I'll eat whatever I want, maybe for three to four

1386
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 2: days a week, and my breakfast is just like a

1387
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 2: boring thing that I can just count on to eat.

1388
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 3: And is this like because you're you're getting ripped at

1389
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 3: the gym all the time?

1390
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 2: This is because I'm just I'm trying to be more

1391
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 2: conscious of what I'm eating. I guess as like as

1392
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 2: I get older, and like as I become aware that

1393
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 2: my cholesterol is soaring through the roof, and is.

1394
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 3: That I'm assuming or guessing like is that a genetic thing?

1395
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 3: I don't picture.

1396
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 2: I think it is a little genetic.

1397
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 3: I just have a hard time thinking that it's like

1398
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 3: your diet or.

1399
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean, you haven't seen what I eat for dinner.

1400
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

1401
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 2: I mean I eat a lot of French fries, a

1402
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 2: lot of hamburgers, not a lot of other things, you know,

1403
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 2: a lot of fried food. I'm really asking for it

1404
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 2: in a way that I eat a lot of eggs.

1405
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 2: You know, I'll go get breakfast tacos, that kind of thing.

1406
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 3: A lot of deep fried eggs through a batch of

1407
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 3: eggs in the fryer. What are those things called eggs?

1408
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 2: Scotch egg That's true. I've never had a.

1409
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 3: Scotch hamburger meat. Basically, have you had one of those?

1410
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 3: I have?

1411
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet I would like that.

1412
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure you would. It's it's basically everything

1413
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 3: that you describe eating already come by.

1414
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 2: Scottish people make things that sound absolutely horrifying that I

1415
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 2: think are probably taste good. Hagis like sounds horrifying, but

1416
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 2: then it's just sausage basically, Yeah, it sounds Scotch egg

1417
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 2: sounds crazy, but I bet it tastes good. How did

1418
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 2: we get here? Cottage cheese? I want you to buy

1419
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 2: the small one, not the reduced fat, just a.

1420
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 3: Normal treat myself.

1421
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 2: Treat yourself, experiment with your body.

1422
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'll do that for you.

1423
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 2: Thank you, And I want the listener to do that

1424
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 2: as well. We have to answer a listener question, of course.

1425
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1426
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails. It is the

1427
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 2: final segment of the podcast. People write into I said

1428
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 2: no gifts at gmail dot com. My entire listener base is.

1429
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 2: I mean, their lives are tragic, horrible, devastating. Every one

1430
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 2: of them has a problem. They need answers. Will you

1431
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 2: help me? Of course this is dearer Bridger and lovely guest.

1432
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 2: That's nice, Thank you, my b They know it is me,

1433
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 2: look the listener. Despite their lives being just devastating, they're insightful. Okay,

1434
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 2: my bff's birthday is coming up in April, and I

1435
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 2: desperately need help with a gift. We've been friends for

1436
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 2: around seventeen years, and I've known her since our embarrassing

1437
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 2: middle school era. She's turning twenty nine, so it's definitely

1438
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 2: the last hurrah before she starts menopause. So this person

1439
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 2: has a real fundamental misunderstanding of menopause. She's super smart

1440
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 2: and currently works as an engineer for a super big

1441
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 2: brother company that shan't be named. Well, we could make

1442
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 2: some guesses Facebook. Yeah, maybe they work for Facebook. Who knows.

1443
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 2: She enjoys going to the movies and reads all sorts

1444
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 2: of stuff on her kindle. We now live on opposite coasts,

1445
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 2: so we don't get to hang out as much. She

1446
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 2: doesn't like plants and lives by the motto set it

1447
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 2: and forget it. She wears crocs in her free time,

1448
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 2: so that should paint the full picture for you. I

1449
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 2: wear crocs in my free time. Thank you for your time.

1450
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 2: With lots of love, and admiration angel f Okay, okay,

1451
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 2: so she needs to buy a gift for this person

1452
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 2: who's turning twenty nine, who whears crocs. We're assuming this

1453
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: friend lives on the West coast, Silicon Valley. Okay, that

1454
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 2: makes sense? Right?

1455
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so.

1456
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 2: The friend and who clearly works for Google or bing

1457
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: or Yahoo. Yahoo, They're still out there. Don't count out Yahoo.

1458
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: They have held on in an incredible way.

1459
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,839
Speaker 3: Maybe it's Amazon. Wait what Maybe it's Amazon?

1460
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:32,560
Speaker 2: What's that?

1461
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 3: Can I not say that?

1462
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 2: Wait?

1463
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,719
Speaker 3: What is it Amazon?

1464
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,639
Speaker 2: Oh? You said Amazon? Hear you say Amazon?

1465
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 3: Sorry? Is this thing on? I said it three times?

1466
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying ammy.

1467
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 3: I thought there was a rule against saying it the

1468
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 3: way that you responded to me. No, is he creating

1469
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,799
Speaker 3: space to edit this part out? Do not say that? Please?

1470
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 2: She works in Silicon Valley, doesn't like plants. What does set?

1471
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 2: She lives set it and forget that. It's like crock pot.

1472
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,760
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, right, I was thinking, like,

1473
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 3: I think there's a combination instant pot, air fryer. Oh,

1474
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 3: something that does both does both? I think I think

1475
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 3: there might.

1476
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 2: Be I associate instant pots with the wet yeah, I'm

1477
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 2: I'm a friar obviously with crispy.

1478
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that there is something like that.

1479
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 3: Feel free to double checked and humiliate me on the

1480
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 3: podcast yet again. But so you're suggesting, like, I mean,

1481
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 3: the hard thing about this is that I imagine that

1482
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 3: you're if the friend works at one of the big

1483
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: tech companies, she can buy literally anything she wants, right

1484
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 3: and already has. I mean, she's got Crocs. So she's

1485
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 3: like living a life of comfort and convenience, and she's

1486
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 3: out guarded. She is looking out for herself in that way,

1487
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:56,600
Speaker 3: right right, Yeah, So okay, set it and forget it.

1488
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,679
Speaker 2: What are the little things you put on a croc?

1489
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 2: A little decoration?

1490
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are some charms that they put on, but

1491
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 3: there's like.

1492
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 2: An official name. It's like jewels within z or analise.

1493
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea what those are called? They're

1494
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,680
Speaker 2: like widgets or zappies.

1495
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 3: My favorite one that I've seen is it's it's just

1496
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 3: a smaller croc.

1497
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's a cute little idea.

1498
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that one's good.

1499
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 2: Onalis is desperately searching for what these could be called,

1500
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 2: and we might have an answer. I don't know if

1501
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 2: this is it. But I found something that's called a disposable.

1502
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 2: It's like a mini croc pot. But I'm not finding

1503
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 2: did you make this separage not croc pot? Oh? Now

1504
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 2: now that's this is an interesting confusion, and we may

1505
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 2: have just come up with a new hybrid product. Okay, yeah,

1506
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 2: we're talking about crocs that you wear.

1507
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 3: Oh we went from crockpot to crocs.

1508
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 2: That's why it's confusing. Okay, okay, okay, Onalise has been

1509
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 2: fired from the podcast.

1510
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 3: We're trying to figure out the name for the charms

1511
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 3: that you put on crocs, the shoe but.

1512
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:59,679
Speaker 2: How shoe charms? I want to know the real minutes. Gibbets,

1513
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 2: gibbet that's all getting putting that all in giblets. Giblets, giblets, gibbets. Yeah,

1514
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 2: those that seems like a good gift you could give

1515
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:12,919
Speaker 2: like a bag full of gibbets.

1516
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 3: It sounds so much like giblets.

1517
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 2: Are giblets of the little chicken pieces.

1518
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,519
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, so and they come in a bag,

1519
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 3: which is weird that you specified.

1520
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,679
Speaker 2: That, you know, just a bag of wet like chicken pieces.

1521
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you want to clarify what you're talking about

1522
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 3: because after all this confusion, the listener could then go

1523
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 3: out and get her friend. She's like, hey, I know

1524
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 3: you're about to go through menopause. Here's a bag of

1525
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 3: here's a bag of giblets. You'll bitch.

1526
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I think go either way, get the gibbets, giblets,

1527
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 2: maybe both, yeah, crazy, Yeah, it's a good birthday dinner giblets.

1528
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 2: And then you're surprised her with the gibbets.

1529
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 3: She can eat it out of a little shoot.

1530
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 2: A croc full of giblets. That feels like it makes

1531
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:58,560
Speaker 2: perfect sense to me.

1532
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 3: Think so based on the make we had and so.

1533
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 2: Interesting crock crock pot, it all came full circle on

1534
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 2: way that makes me sick.

1535
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 3: It's disgusting.

1536
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 2: Well, we answered the question perfectly.

1537
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did what we could.

1538
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 2: She can't complain. The friends certainly can't complain. Yeah, yeah,

1539
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's anything left to say. Maybe farewell,

1540
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean, I have my gift. Yeah,

1541
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:25,560
Speaker 2: I've got my puzzle. I'll get right to work on it.

1542
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 3: Do you put puzzles much?

1543
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,719
Speaker 2: We did one during the pandemic, of course.

1544
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not going to happen. Okay, you know I

1545
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 3: got this. I thought the picture was funny, and I

1546
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 3: was like, if it was just the picture, I understand

1547
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 3: straight in the trash, right, But I'm like, at least

1548
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 3: there's an element of like, it's something, it's a game,

1549
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 3: it's a challenge or whatever before you throw it in

1550
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 3: the trash, which you're welcome to throw it. I'm not

1551
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 3: throwing it, donate it or first.

1552
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 2: I've never I mean, I've thrown very few things in

1553
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 2: the trash from this podcast. I mean, at some point

1554
01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,679
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to throw a lot.

1555
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 3: Ask guests or squirming in their seat right now, going

1556
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 3: name names, name gifts.

1557
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 2: That's a bonus episode. Yeah, I just really RiPP into people.

1558
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just do a Patreon where you only

1559
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 3: you just talk about things that you're throwing away, one

1560
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 3: episode per item that you're tossing, and why.

1561
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea. Actually my good I could

1562
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:24,120
Speaker 2: call it my garbage can or yeah, Bridger's trash.

1563
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:28,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you love trash. I posting photos of garbage

1564
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 3: on Instagram.

1565
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 2: Doing things for ten years. I think that's coming up.

1566
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 2: Fun ats tenth anniversary. Yeah, how's that still happening?

1567
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 3: I guess I inspired you kind of like when I

1568
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,600
Speaker 3: mentioned into my life around the same time, kind of

1569
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:44,320
Speaker 3: like when I mentioned that idea I had for podcasts

1570
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,760
Speaker 3: no presence. Thanks, that's right before you started this one.

1571
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you remember. Conveniently, maybe you forgot.

1572
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,759
Speaker 2: I mean, save it for court. Talk to my lawyer.

1573
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 2: We'll go through mediation or something. All right, I think

1574
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: I will make this some point. I am going to

1575
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 2: make the puzzle. I cannot wait, and then I'm going

1576
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:04,679
Speaker 2: to frame it and I'll put it in a confusing

1577
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 2: place in my home where people were like guests will

1578
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,759
Speaker 2: visit and be like, what's happening.

1579
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 3: I'm sure the listeners would love to see the completed puzzle.

1580
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 2: By the time.

1581
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 3: I mean the listeners, make sure to comment on the

1582
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:24,760
Speaker 3: on the Instagram account for the podcast with the hashtag

1583
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 3: puzzle please.

1584
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,799
Speaker 2: Well there they will see some element of this on Instagram,

1585
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 2: whether it's finished or not.

1586
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but but now if you haven't seen a

1587
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 3: finish puzzle, you're going to be commenting hashtag puzzle please

1588
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 3: on the Instagram for the.

1589
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 2: Podcast listener the podcast is over or Chris, thank you

1590
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 2: for being here.

1591
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,879
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, thanks so much.

1592
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 2: A wonderful time. Thank you.

1593
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,880
Speaker 3: This was great, and again that hashtag is puzzle please.

1594
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 3: Hashtag puzzle please. And that's to the I Said No

1595
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,799
Speaker 3: Gifts Instagram account listener.

1596
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 2: The podcast is over. We've we're wrapping it up. You've

1597
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 2: got to move on and ignore the last twenty or

1598
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 2: so minutes of this episode. You've got to just put

1599
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 2: that behind you and move on with your life. The

1600
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:20,560
Speaker 2: podcast is over. I love you, goodbye. I said, No

1601
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1602
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:28,520
Speaker 2: dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi.

1603
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 2: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner.

1604
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 2: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1605
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 2: worker Amy Man. You must follow the show on Instagram

1606
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 2: at I said no Gifts. I don't want to hear

1607
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 2: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1608
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 2: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1609
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 2: to see pictures of the gifts? He linevan, did you hear.

1610
01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: Fun a man? Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guessed him.

1611
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty And I said no, guest,

1612
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: your own presence is presents enough I already had too

1613
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: much stuff, So how do

1614
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 3: You dare to surbey me?