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Speaker 1: What with you a minute?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good on, just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick

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Speaker 4: ap line on you. Hey girl, I saw you over there,

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Speaker 4: and I'm wondering are you a campfire? Because I think

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Speaker 4: I want some more BD doves. My name is Barnaby

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Speaker 4: Barnaby Wild, surprisingly single. After he drops that line, whatever

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Speaker 4: you do, don't tell him to pitch his own tent somewhere. Instead,

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Speaker 4: tell him you want to play sleeping bear and you'll

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Speaker 4: be the jar of honey.

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Speaker 1: And that's when you.

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Speaker 4: Leave him the number of the loser line. So hopefully

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Speaker 4: he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play over the

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Speaker 4: air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hi Drew, it's Joey. Look, I just want

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Speaker 5: to I want to apologize and explain again. I just

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Speaker 5: wasn't paying attention because I was on my phone and

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize that it was the men's restroom that

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Speaker 5: I was walking into. Okay, I just I went to

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Speaker 5: the last stoll and I opened it and that's where

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Speaker 5: we you know, met, I guess officially you know for

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Speaker 5: the first time. What's important here, Drew is I just

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Speaker 5: want you to know that I was only running out

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Speaker 5: screaming creeper because I thought that you were in the

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Speaker 5: women's restroom, which I feel really stupid saying now because

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Speaker 5: clearly I was the creeper in that situation. So anyway,

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Speaker 5: I just I want to make it up to you somehow,

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Speaker 5: like maybe maybe I can take out to dinner, and

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Speaker 5: I guess I promise if either of us needs to

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Speaker 5: use the restroom, we'll go into separate ones and I'll

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Speaker 5: read the signs better. I guess I don't.

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Speaker 4: That's the funniest image of a girl walking in the

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Speaker 4: men's room, opening a sol and going great bar.

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Speaker 6: And the sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,

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Speaker 6: they probably actually banned the guy from the place because

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Speaker 6: away he's like no, no, no, I swear yeah, right

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Speaker 6: in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet

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Speaker 4: is brooks love language, So it's true.

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Speaker 6: It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 6: like she was kind of coming on just.

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Speaker 1: That bar had to offer that next Hey, I hope

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Speaker 1: this isn't gonna ruin things. But my dad's gonna drive

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Speaker 1: us on our date. And it's not what you think,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like D you wire, Well, it's actually

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Speaker 1: all right, it's d why But yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't want to make this weird, but I was thinking, like,

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Speaker 1: if my dad's coming, maybe would you want to like

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Speaker 1: invite your mom to come.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she's like single or anything, but

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Speaker 1: since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's

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Speaker 1: dropping us off at the burger place, He's probably just

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Speaker 1: gonna like sit there and wait till we're done, and

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Speaker 1: then after he'll take us back home. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: we could do whatever we want there. He's he's pretty

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Speaker 1: relaxed about like rules and stuff like that. He's not

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Speaker 1: gonna bug us. So I don't know. If you want

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Speaker 1: to ask your mom, just let me know if she's

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Speaker 1: down for something like that next me.

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Speaker 6: I just feel like somebody needs to explain, like ride

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Speaker 6: shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean, a

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Speaker 6: chance this is a moment that you spring for that

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Speaker 6: Like I understand you can't drive, you don't have your

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Speaker 6: driver's license. You've made a terrible choice, but let's take

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Speaker 6: care of it in a different way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but you know what's an even better double

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Speaker 4: date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with

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Speaker 4: your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok are

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Speaker 4: you with your I'm just going off of this. So

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Speaker 4: many strange and sensual segments are available to consume for

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Speaker 4: brothers and sisters and mommies and dads.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go there.

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Speaker 4: Make sure you watch the video of us in studio

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Speaker 4: reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before

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Speaker 4: you hit the lights and spin that bottle.

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Speaker 7: Baby, you're gonna get us taken down.

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Speaker 8: I don't really know anything.

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Speaker 6: I don't even want to have family dinner with my

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Speaker 6: family after you said all that.

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Speaker 4: I'm just showing you how to get it hot right now.

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Speaker 4: Let's keep turning up the heat by going back to

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Speaker 4: these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ladanian.

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Speaker 8: I don't know why you felt the need to lie to.

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Speaker 2: Me about who you are, and I'm feeling pretty stupid

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Speaker 2: for believing you. But do you think I was not

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Speaker 2: going to go home and look you up like I

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Speaker 2: thought a white guy's name would be Ladanian and he

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Speaker 2: was a star running back in the NFL. Uh, you

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Speaker 2: do realize that all that information is available on the internet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so you totally freaking lied to me.

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Speaker 3: And I really really wanted to believe you because I

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Speaker 3: just thought, well, even though he's short, maybe out of shape,

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Speaker 3: maybe he's like super fast or crafty on the field.

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Speaker 3: I really wanted to believe you. But absolute both and

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Speaker 3: your little.

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Speaker 8: Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm

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Speaker 8: pretty sure he was not the person that you said

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Speaker 8: he was either, So lose my number, don't text me

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Speaker 8: good luck with your freaking fake NFL career idiot message.

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Speaker 4: So you're telling me there's two white, pudgy guys running

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Speaker 4: around telling women they were pro NFL running backs named

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Speaker 4: Ladamian and Levon. They're giving out the loser line to

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Speaker 4: these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll. She's like, look,

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Speaker 4: you may have faked your career, but I had your number.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I got the last one she believed.

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Speaker 6: Second, that's the scariest part is that people are buying

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Speaker 6: it to the story.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, dude, I swear I've never been so shocked

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Speaker 7: in my life, and I'm sorry that I had to

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Speaker 7: walk out of the bar on you after like fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 7: but it was just like, who lives like that? Seriously,

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Speaker 7: no one, and I mean absolutely no one is using

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Speaker 7: brit of filters anymore. I can't even believe you still

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Speaker 7: have one.

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Speaker 2: I actually care about what.

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Speaker 7: Goes into my body, Okay, so that's why I drive

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Speaker 7: out like once a week to the well onside my

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Speaker 7: grandpa's house. Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.

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Speaker 7: Do you not realize the brit is part of the

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Speaker 7: Chinese government and they're making them every time you buy

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Speaker 7: a bridle? Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.

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Speaker 5: A good job, brit of Filters.

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Speaker 6: An, it's a new thing.

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Speaker 4: Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for

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Speaker 4: all of China's military and nuclear weaponry?

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Speaker 8: Taste so crisp, Yeah, very delicious.

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Speaker 6: Wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.

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Speaker 4: Remember listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey TikTok No filters.

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Speaker 1: Here, Jeffy, you can hear

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Speaker 4: All of your favorite Loser lines right there now, we're

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Speaker 4: going to do a phone tap right after this