WEBVTT - My Magic Guy - Jeff Black

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<v Speaker 3>Pashash sh Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Toss show time. Good morning Eddie, Good morning Daniel, Eddie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I was made in Germany, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>do know that? And you know that my favorite band

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<v Speaker 1>has always been Romstein.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do ask me? Do hospit god? If? If not, God fly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not familiar with Man, you don't like that song.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that I don't like it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>familiar with.

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<v Speaker 2>The hush hush me if not, I don't know the words.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in though, it's I'm in the wheelhouse. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>you play that song? Nothing? Nothing gets gets me going.

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<v Speaker 1>You can save your black coffee, give me some Ramstein.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a good mood all right now. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to pat myself on the back too often, but

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<v Speaker 1>this this is this is one for the ages. The

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<v Speaker 1>other day, I'm with my daughter, I'm holding her. We

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<v Speaker 1>go into a coffee shop. Okay, I don't drink coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting a coffee for my wife. She didn't even ask

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<v Speaker 1>for it. I'm just picking her up on iced hazelnut

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<v Speaker 1>vanilla latte with oat milk. I don't know, I know

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<v Speaker 1>a version of what she likes. Anyway, I'm going in

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<v Speaker 1>there just to just to make her day a little brighter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pick her up a coffee. Now. In uh

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<v Speaker 1>the coffee shop, uh, waiting for their order were two

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<v Speaker 1>black men in their early twenties, and I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say this is probably wrong, but I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>very gay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of mannerisms. Dressed fabulous. Okay. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>looks me dead in the eye and goes, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>are you a famous model?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Holy cow?

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<v Speaker 1>I almost dropped my child right. I was like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at it? Are you? I go? I go?

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<v Speaker 1>He just he just made my life. Now I am

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<v Speaker 1>not a famous model. And this is what he says

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<v Speaker 1>to me with no hesitation. After no, I'm not, he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got that factor? Wow, how am I not supposed to?

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<v Speaker 1>And I know you're like, you know, we shouldn't care

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<v Speaker 1>about their sexual preference or or their race, but I care.

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<v Speaker 1>And it made them so much cooler. And for them

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<v Speaker 1>to say, like, if some hillbilly looked at me and goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you must be a famous model, I would be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know that I would report it. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be terrified that I was about ready to get

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<v Speaker 1>thrown the back of a pickup. But from these two,

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<v Speaker 1>who clearly knew style and fashion, to look at me

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<v Speaker 1>and just go oh like I was, I was floored.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe it. You ever had you ever had

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<v Speaker 1>to do? Gay men come up to you and just

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how beautiful you are. I mean, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>injected heroin in the eye of my cock, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>got to be close. That's pretty neat. Well anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a great mood, so I thought what better

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<v Speaker 1>way to bring me down off my high then read

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<v Speaker 1>some of the comments, uh from our subscribers. Yeah, so Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, put me in a put me in a

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<v Speaker 1>foul mood.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 4>This's is from the Sergio episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sergio, my my the builder of my home.

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<v Speaker 4>Says great interview until he said he thinks Spain is

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<v Speaker 4>the best country in the world. Nothing like a rich

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<v Speaker 4>person working in the US, raising children in the US,

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<v Speaker 4>and developing a life in the US than saying another country.

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<v Speaker 1>Is all right, stop, stop done, I'm done. See and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It took it took you reading half of a comment

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<v Speaker 1>for me to realize that this was a horrible idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, you fucking people are so stupid. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>do you know you're stupid or do you think do

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<v Speaker 3>you think when you were hammering out that way too

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<v Speaker 3>long comment that you were like, hmm, I got him here.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, let's let's start with the one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I shouldn't talk talk about one of my friend's finances,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think Sergio would be totally okay with this.

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<v Speaker 1>He is He is not rich by any stretch of

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<v Speaker 1>the imagination. He was the foreman on my job's at

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<v Speaker 1>his I hired his boss his boss's company, and Sergio

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<v Speaker 1>works underneath him. So you know, people are saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he overcharged you. He never charged me anything. He was

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<v Speaker 1>he had somebody to report to the fact that I

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<v Speaker 1>gave Sergio stuff that we weren't using or extra stuff

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<v Speaker 1>is not the point. So let's start with that Sergio

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<v Speaker 1>is not rich now, liking his home country more than

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<v Speaker 1>he likes America.

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<v Speaker 2>How dare he? First of all, he has.

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<v Speaker 1>A Mexican wife who they met in Los Angeles, and

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<v Speaker 1>they have a family here. That's why for the majority

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<v Speaker 1>of the year they live here, because that's where his

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<v Speaker 1>family is. I just it always me so much when

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<v Speaker 1>people say when a president gets elected and people threaten

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<v Speaker 1>to leave, like, oh, if he wins, I'm leaving the country.

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<v Speaker 1>I never say stuff like that, and I could. I

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<v Speaker 1>could go anywhere on this planet if I felt like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't because I don't want to. It's like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is where I live, this is where my family is.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the restaurants that I like to go to

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<v Speaker 1>or that I know about, so I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have to find new places to eat. I just it's

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<v Speaker 1>so dumb. Do I think it's the best country in

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<v Speaker 1>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do.

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<v Speaker 1>I like living here, Yeah, it's great. I love the

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<v Speaker 1>Miami Dolphins. I don't fucking live in Miami. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that they are not the best team in football. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not even in the top fifty percent. I don't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just so weird. How can he like

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<v Speaker 1>where he was born and raised more than where he

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<v Speaker 1>lives now with his wife and kids. I don't know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he just thinks it's great. So who gives a shit?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the person that's commenting this isn't some guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's got it all together living in Laguna Beach going,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you're shitting on this place. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>some guy in some horrible part of this country hammering

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<v Speaker 1>on the keyboard. You can love someplace more than where

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<v Speaker 1>you live. If you don't think it's the best, then

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<v Speaker 1>you you shouldn't be here. That's that is so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing I can't wrap my head around completely

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<v Speaker 1>is is people that that type things out that are

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<v Speaker 1>shitting on the guests that we have. These aren't celebrities,

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<v Speaker 1>so these people don't need to come on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're doing me a favor. They don't, they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have a PR team telling them, I, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>this will help your image. So you guys are doing

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<v Speaker 1>me a disservice when you when you write snarky things

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<v Speaker 1>about a guest that didn't want to be on a

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<v Speaker 1>show in the first place, They're not looking for any

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<v Speaker 1>type of attention. I'm just asking hey, as a favor

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<v Speaker 1>to me, can I interview you because I find you

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating and I want to share your story with people.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're doing this show at disservice when you write

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<v Speaker 1>nasty things about a guest, and makes it harder for

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<v Speaker 1>me to get other guests to come on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And some people like to say nice things about me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I do a good job interview in these people.

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<v Speaker 1>But some of these people are very this is the

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<v Speaker 1>first time they've ever been interviewed. They're very nervous. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to ramble thirty minutes about what we're gonna eat

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<v Speaker 1>later for lunch, just to get them comfortable before we

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. And then when we finally have a

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<v Speaker 1>fun discussion, you hammer shit out about fuck this guy

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<v Speaker 1>taking jobs from us. But go round here. Uh, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your what's your Uh? What's your favorite country?

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<v Speaker 4>What you say France?

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<v Speaker 2>France?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that that would upset Sergio. To be honest, John,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go Spain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, look at this. Two Americans, one military kid, the

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<v Speaker 1>other one from Ohio, and both of them pick a

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<v Speaker 1>European country. You guys are both deplorable. Dylan, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite country? I'm going Norway, nor actually pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>He might he might be able to sway me on

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<v Speaker 2>that one. Pete Spain. Hete was Spain? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know what my favorite country is? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's America. But I'm a homer. I'm a homer in fairness,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's I like Tahoe, and Tahoe's in America, so

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<v Speaker 1>the whole country wins.

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<v Speaker 2>Because of Tahoe. You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Eddie. I know we're gonna do comments, but

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<v Speaker 1>you've soured me. You soured me with the first one,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to hear from anybody else. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>moan all you want, guys. One bad apple ruined the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing for everyone. I'm kind of in a good

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<v Speaker 1>mood though, because I'm thinking thinking about Tahoe, which always

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<v Speaker 1>makes me happy because it's a magical place and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even believe in magic, but there's something about that altitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you're over six thousand feet. Oh, smell of the pine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's magic, Not like today's guest who dabbles in the

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<v Speaker 1>dark arts. Enjoy Pasha, My guest today has a job that,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you think is silly, you can't deny how

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<v Speaker 1>insanely impressive it is to see in person. He can

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<v Speaker 1>take a deck of cards and magically make you pretend

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<v Speaker 1>to care. Please welcome Hollywood's favorite magician, Jeff Black.

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<v Speaker 2>So great to be here. That's nice to you. Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this thing? Is this notes? Just remember some stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>If I gotta get that off my desk, make that

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<v Speaker 1>disappear boom?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>First question, do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Is it better if I lie? Huh? Okay? Can

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<v Speaker 2>magicians get into heaven? Yeah? I don't think they can.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. That's a serious question.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone can get the forgiveness of Oh I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like because you're dabbling in the dark arts.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, my last name is black. All I do

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<v Speaker 2>is black magic. Oh man.

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<v Speaker 3>I get emails actually from people that want me to

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<v Speaker 3>put curses on their family members and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, I don't really do that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>black magic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like hard tricks. You don't think nerdier. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>do curses?

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<v Speaker 3>I know I don't do that. No, all right, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you originally from? I'm originally from Arcadia, California.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever go there? Why not? Why'd you say why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Before I answered, well, I'm already assuming that you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been there. When what have I gone to Arcadia?

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<v Speaker 3>It's next to Pasadena, so yeah, I mean, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>I've been to Pasadena.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, right, So you're from Arcadia. How'd you

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<v Speaker 1>get into magic?

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the David Blaine specials when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>and I always wanted to learn and like, it just

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<v Speaker 3>seemed like the coolest thing ever. And then the library

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<v Speaker 3>was really bad with the books they had at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>so I didn't really get to learn until YouTube was

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<v Speaker 3>a thing in high school for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>David Blaine had an influence on me as well, because

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<v Speaker 1>he would be interviewed regularly on Howard Stern and I

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<v Speaker 1>would hear this monotone and then i'd see his face

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<v Speaker 1>on the E Network when they would televise it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, and then I would see the girls that

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<v Speaker 1>he was dating, and I was like, what in the

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<v Speaker 1>actual fuck is going on? Like magic is real? If

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<v Speaker 1>this sack of shit is he used to date everyone

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<v Speaker 1>in Hollywood? Mind blowing. That's the only part of it

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<v Speaker 1>that interested me, none of it. Do you would like

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<v Speaker 1>what he does now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm gonna hold my breath for twelve minutes, bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he's really pushing his body a lot of that's

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<v Speaker 3>like very real, and he's meeting the people that do

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<v Speaker 3>it learn how.

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<v Speaker 2>To do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just liked it when he was on the

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<v Speaker 1>street doing tricks in front of black people and then

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<v Speaker 1>they would scream like crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite. That's the formula he innovated. I wish

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<v Speaker 3>you would.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the one that figured out black people are the

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<v Speaker 1>best audiences.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the first magic special that really put that in

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<v Speaker 3>the line light. And he created the genre of street

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<v Speaker 3>magic basically by doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You join the magic club at your high school?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How much pussy did you guys get? Do most high

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<v Speaker 1>schools have a magic club?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope so.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I've never heard of such a thing. What can

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<v Speaker 1>you letter in magic letter?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Like that? Oh? Is that like a grade in school? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This is so perfectly. You don't know the reference of letter.

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<v Speaker 1>If you play football for your high school, you get

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<v Speaker 1>a letter like a letterman's jacket, and you a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I've never lettered. Let's be clear. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the chess club. I'm guessing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a much better comparison. Okay. How many people

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<v Speaker 2>were in the magic club in your high school? Fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty pretty good amount a big high school. I had

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<v Speaker 2>like four thousand kids in my high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Diversity in that club.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was. Arcadia is a diverse city, Okay. In general, magicians.

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<v Speaker 3>Diverse, not not between genders stuff and not genderwise.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't women become magicians?

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<v Speaker 3>I've always assumed it was because magicians learn it to

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<v Speaker 3>pick up girls. But there is a bigger magic presence

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<v Speaker 3>from the women, at least at the Magic Castle. Now

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<v Speaker 3>they have like a women's night they made up. It's

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<v Speaker 3>I can see a growing momentum there.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does it take to get good at magic?

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like after three years I was just like

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<v Speaker 3>feeling my hands. I'm like, whoa three years of like

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<v Speaker 3>everyday practice card magic.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I feel proficient.

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<v Speaker 3>I can do anything I really want to do now

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<v Speaker 3>that's with like twelve sixteen hour practice days.

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<v Speaker 2>What yeah, I just know lifed it for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you prefer illusions or tricks?

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer tricks.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just asking the term or the actual like what

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<v Speaker 3>you refer to it my tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I prefer.

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<v Speaker 3>Tricks, just because allusions to me means like big stage props, assistants,

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of thing, and that's a lot of just

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you do close up magic is your specialty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That fair?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, but will you ever do you do know

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<v Speaker 1>how to do the bigger illusions? Are you building big props?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working on stuff. I'm yeah, I'm messing with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not like considering myself an illusionist. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make my stage show bigger and better.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to have somebody handling all your music cues.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's a real job. It is. I can do

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<v Speaker 2>it myself in a lot of instances unless.

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<v Speaker 3>The theater's too big, okay, bluetooth distance, I can do

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<v Speaker 3>it myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, all right. I had a lot of work like

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<v Speaker 2>a real pro Yeah, now it is what you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to work in chin Lin's Theater for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time at the mirage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh is he good? Oh he's phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never watched a single minute. We pass each other

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<v Speaker 1>in the hallway. I'm like, hey, shann how was your show?

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<v Speaker 1>He's sprinting because he does a bit where he runs

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<v Speaker 1>backstage like a maniac to get to another entrance and

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<v Speaker 1>and does some I'm like, I always try to stop

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<v Speaker 1>him talk while he's like he's got to hurry up

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<v Speaker 1>and get to this other spot, And I'm like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? How's the audience?

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<v Speaker 2>What a show? Yeah? Now, he actually won a competition

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<v Speaker 2>called fism. Have you ever heard of that one?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's called the Olympics of Magic within the community.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you win that, pretty much every magician of

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<v Speaker 3>the world knows who you are. And yeah, he won

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<v Speaker 3>that a couple of years before he won AGT, so

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<v Speaker 3>I was already a fan of his. I was like, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>if someone's gonna win AGT, let it be this guy

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<v Speaker 3>who's really.

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<v Speaker 2>Putting the work in. He's not a fraud in any

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<v Speaker 2>sense of the word. Are there frauds? How do you

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<v Speaker 2>cheat your profession?

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<v Speaker 3>There's people who I mean, I'm not to say I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't done this, but I feel soul this when I

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<v Speaker 3>do it. If you just buy a magic trick and

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<v Speaker 3>just copy and paste it into your act.

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<v Speaker 1>In comedy, I think that's why we stick our nose

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<v Speaker 1>up at a lot of magicians because when they try

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<v Speaker 1>to cross over and be funny and it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>they you know who really buys acts hypnotists really a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of hypnotists by acts, because for a long time

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<v Speaker 1>comedy clubs hypnotists were taking over too much. They were

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<v Speaker 1>like doing like two weeks. Normally a comic is there

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<v Speaker 1>for one week. And then they were like they just

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<v Speaker 1>buy their act from another hypnotist, and you know, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what you do. You bring people up and you

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<v Speaker 1>tell them that's cold, and then it's hot and they

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<v Speaker 1>had all the jokes whatever, and then of course everybody

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<v Speaker 1>loves it because the audience is participating. But that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's good. The audience is fucking idiots. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think we all have to always accept that they're they're there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I say that to the audience, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean it like a nasty but they don't matter. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking people. I know how you're going to.

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<v Speaker 3>React that's not your first radio. Oh have you bought

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<v Speaker 3>any tricks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it seems like every trick is just a

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<v Speaker 1>variation of another trick. Is that not true?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say literally every trick is, but most sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had to confront another magician that's done

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<v Speaker 1>a trick that was eerily similar to one that you

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<v Speaker 1>that was like a personal trick that you had created?

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<v Speaker 2>Not too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I really do pick stuff that's quite difficult on purpose.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's if you're gonna copy me, you're gonna work

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<v Speaker 3>really hard to do it, or you're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 3>really bad version of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there magician magicians?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a term that you guys say like

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<v Speaker 1>a comics co.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh that's the thing too. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>that was a thing. Wow, comstomics.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, comics that like we all want to watch this

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<v Speaker 1>comic perform. A lot of times they take a big,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, bowl of shit in front of the audience

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<v Speaker 1>because the audience doesn't like them, but it's like we

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<v Speaker 1>don't who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, magicians magicians do exist.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of times they'll like do like classics, but

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<v Speaker 3>they'll change the method and the magicians.

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<v Speaker 2>Will be like whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>But for late people, the classics are a classic for

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<v Speaker 3>a reason, so the method is probably not as good

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<v Speaker 3>as the classic method.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a classic? Just an example?

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<v Speaker 2>The linking rings? You seen that one? Yeah, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think I've always had you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>always end up with a set of rings and that

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<v Speaker 1>you're playing with it, and I'm always like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I don't want to I don't want to learn.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel the same. No, I don't touch the linking rings.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a classic. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How often are you thinking of new tricks on your own?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty often? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And what what's your process? How do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>come up with an idea or do you see something?

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<v Speaker 1>How does it how does it actually become a trick

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<v Speaker 1>in your act?

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<v Speaker 3>The more I evaluate my own process, the more I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's a product of being ADHD. But I just

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<v Speaker 3>see what excites me when I see it, what lights

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<v Speaker 3>my heart up, And then I found those flames and

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<v Speaker 3>I just try to recreate that for others and share that.

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<v Speaker 1>The most bullshit answer I've ever heard. You ever try

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<v Speaker 1>to con people? You ever do any of that?

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<v Speaker 2>In middle school. You did. Yeah, I won like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>bucks from this kid? Yeah, what was it? What was

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<v Speaker 2>the trick you were hustling them with? Do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to see it? Sure? Okay, oh man, I'd love for

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<v Speaker 2>you to take some money off me. All right, see

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<v Speaker 2>that right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like chip tricks when you're playing poker. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just all you said to me right there by spinning

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<v Speaker 1>That was Hey, I was in my room a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked at best Buy. But hold on before you

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<v Speaker 2>get too excited on the geek squad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the geek squad. I worked at a

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<v Speaker 1>best By before it opened. Whoa right, Like, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just in the best Buy that was opening, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were getting ready and we had to alphabetize the CDs

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<v Speaker 1>and get them all. This is back then, and all

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<v Speaker 1>I would do all day long was practice spinning a

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<v Speaker 1>CD a case.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where all my finger You still do it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got pretty good, pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to see it. It wasn't as good as you,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was. I could spin it for a bit

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that was cool. I was like ah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the store open and I quit. All right, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a really basic trick. This is middle school,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, this I get you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, go ahead and pull it in a cardilink,

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<v Speaker 3>show it up the camera if you want to look away.

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<v Speaker 3>Once you got it dialed in, go ahead and put

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<v Speaker 3>it back somewhere. And then once you take the cards,

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<v Speaker 3>you how to cut the deck? Yeah, perfect, beautiful, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna start dealing through the cards face up,

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<v Speaker 3>just like this. And you know what a poker face is, right,

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<v Speaker 3>uh huh, So you're gonna keep a poker face if

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<v Speaker 3>you see your card. I want you to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>you don't react at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh now I noticed that you started to react a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit there, so I have a feeling that we're

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<v Speaker 3>pretty close.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll actually bet you that the next card I

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<v Speaker 3>flip over is going to be your card.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what gentleman's wager? One dollar?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's not gentlemen. Gentlemen's wagers no money, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I reacted too big when I saw it. I

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<v Speaker 1>also forgot if it was the clubs or space.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the camera's for. So yeah, that one's a

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<v Speaker 3>real sucker bet. Yeah, you want to know how it's done.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I do. Okay, so then we'll

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<v Speaker 3>move right on. That's how you win twenty bucks or

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<v Speaker 3>one dollar in your case. No, gentleman's bet is always

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<v Speaker 3>is no money trading places.

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<v Speaker 2>Gentlemen's bet. What did Harry Potter mean to you? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, I mean so good for magic and my son.

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<v Speaker 1>We just finished reading the first book. Oh really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so torn because of her politics, you know. Oh sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just torn. She really doesn't get into it in

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<v Speaker 1>the book. I mean no, I know it'd be great

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<v Speaker 1>if she got into pronouns in the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Howld is your son?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you should go to that six? Oh perfect, we talk,

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<v Speaker 3>he listen. What about cruise ships? Do you ever work

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<v Speaker 3>on a cruise ship?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I would love to.

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<v Speaker 3>I got offered a really bad contract once for Carnival

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<v Speaker 3>and I turned it down. It was like six months

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<v Speaker 3>and I get like two weeks off and it paid

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<v Speaker 3>but not enough to make.

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<v Speaker 2>It worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>But are there's some guys that have the great you

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<v Speaker 3>know bookings where they go for like two weeks to

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<v Speaker 3>go to Greece and do a couple of shows to

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<v Speaker 3>come back, Like that's the that's the gig.

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<v Speaker 2>You want.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I've never been on a cruise or or

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<v Speaker 1>performed on one either.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on the Nightmare cruise, the one the power

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<v Speaker 3>went out and then we were just drifting in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>And you were on that cruise, Yeah, just for pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there was a magic convention on the cruise. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>magic isn't real? Look at that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was it just too much magic that caused the

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<v Speaker 1>power out?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was too much magic. How long was

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<v Speaker 2>the power out? We were out there for about like

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<v Speaker 2>two or three days something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And how did they and how did they remedy the problem?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot. Oh they got like twenty tug boats from

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<v Speaker 2>the area to tug the ship to the nearest port.

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<v Speaker 2>I think San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Yeah, were you like that's it, I'll never

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<v Speaker 1>do this again. Was it miserable or did you have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time? I'm regardless.

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<v Speaker 3>I had fun because it was a magic convention at

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<v Speaker 3>the same time. So I'm with all my heroes like

0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:06.119
<v Speaker 3>that are on this cruise with me, and we're all

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<v Speaker 3>in it together, and I just thought it was so exhilarating.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the food did they still could they prepare

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<v Speaker 1>food for everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the food immediately went bad. That's the first thing

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<v Speaker 3>that went bad. And we had the craziest food.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a white bread sandwich with just one beat

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<v Speaker 3>on it, just like in the middle of a beat,

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<v Speaker 3>like a slice of a beat, like a canned beat.

0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:28.359
<v Speaker 3>That was like some of the sandwiches they were putting

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<v Speaker 3>out like they were out of everything everything that could

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<v Speaker 3>you sue them?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, the military air dropped in like pop tarts and

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<v Speaker 3>like stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, but why wouldn't you sue them? Oh, because

0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:45.040
<v Speaker 2>they gave us another free cruise and a night in

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 2>the hotel. They gave us a bunch of shops, so

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get that regardless, plus sue them.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't give me a you don't give me a

0:23:51.080 --> 0:23:53.680
<v Speaker 1>piece of bread or a beat, and then say, oh,

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:58.480
<v Speaker 1>we're even Steven's. That's permanently stressed. That stresses me out.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wasn't even on that ship. You should have

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<v Speaker 1>just jumped over right away, just jumped.

0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:07.159
<v Speaker 3>Over like I'm fucking out of here, walk the plank

0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:09.000
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, what why they got jump?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, throw them a dinghy? Do you really

0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:13.719
<v Speaker 1>consider la to be the best city for magicians.

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would make that argument personally. Yeah, but you

0:24:17.080 --> 0:24:19.159
<v Speaker 3>could argue some any big city almost. But the Magic

0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:22.320
<v Speaker 3>Castle alone, like really takes La to the next level.

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>It draws magicians from everywhere to move here.

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<v Speaker 2>They call it the Mecca of magic. For sure, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never referred to La as the mecca of magic,

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<v Speaker 1>but I might start. There's not a lot of magicians

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<v Speaker 1>now leaving La for Austin, Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>More so during the pandemic. Explain to people what this,

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<v Speaker 2>what the whole thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a private nightclub for magicians, open in the sixties,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, and you have to audition to join as

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<v Speaker 3>a magician member.

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<v Speaker 2>I joined as a Jinger member. So they have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Program for thirteen to twenty year olds, so I was

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<v Speaker 3>of seventeen eighteen when I joined.

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<v Speaker 1>That they allow thirteen year olds to hang out in

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<v Speaker 1>this cool Hollywood castle, and that seems that seems dangerous.

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is dangerous. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't let your kids go there if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>want them to become magicians, filthy magicians.

0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:14.240
<v Speaker 1>If you want to go to the Magic Castle and

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<v Speaker 1>watch a show, you can't. You have to be a member.

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 1>How's it work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have to be invited by a member or

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<v Speaker 3>be a member. And how much does it cost to

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 3>be a member? It depends there's a magician membership, in

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<v Speaker 3>a non magician membership.

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<v Speaker 2>Magician membership, what's that cost? I think five K maybe

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<v Speaker 2>eight k something like that a year. Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the food is just mediocre at best or

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<v Speaker 1>is it good?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a real food snob? Yes, then mediocre at best, sir.

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.160
<v Speaker 3>I think it's pretty good, but maybe I'm using.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife recently went. She with a group of girls

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<v Speaker 1>and they were torn. There was half of them were

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:48.680
<v Speaker 1>civilized in the other half were like, oh my god,

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 1>this is amazing. But I don't it's confusing. They're just

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:57.680
<v Speaker 1>like eating shrimp cocktail in a small room. I went

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 1>there once with teller. Cool, just me and tell her

0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 1>what Yeah your friends with teller? No okay, but I

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:09.040
<v Speaker 1>mean friendly. Let me tell you something. Wouldn't shut up?

0:26:10.440 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 1>That sounds about right, shut up. I'm like, oh, this

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 1>would be nice. This is this guy's gonna be quiet.

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't quiet at all.

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<v Speaker 2>He had ideas, man, he had ideas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've seen him. Letually they call him the smartest

0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:25.960
<v Speaker 3>man of magic. Actually, oh do they did he write that?

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Not that I know of. I'm not too close to them.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunate you got to introduce us.

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll introduce you, and then I'll walk away quickly. Talk

0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:34.119
<v Speaker 1>about some of the celebrities you performed magic for.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably one of my favorite experiences had to be Tarantino.

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<v Speaker 3>I was working at the Magic Castle. It was his birthday,

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.000
<v Speaker 3>I found out. So this is late in the week.

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:45.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm working at the Parlor of Pressed Digitation, the seventy

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:48.360
<v Speaker 3>seat theater Riac seating. Before the show starts, the host

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 3>comes up to me. They run the room and introduce me,

0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 3>and they said, hey, Quentin Tarantino is going to be

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:54.440
<v Speaker 3>the next show with his group like twelve. People don't

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 3>bring them on stage. It's his birthday, but they don't

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:57.680
<v Speaker 3>want to go on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Quentin Tarantino for his birth birthdays, like I

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>want to go watch magic and get wasted. Mm hmm okay,

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:04.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, probably.

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the latter first, and then we do the show.

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 3>And there's actually a new bit in that show where

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 3>I open up my briefcase and all this red light

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 3>pours out on me and I'm just getting stuff in

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:14.560
<v Speaker 3>and out of it the whole show, but it's totally

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 3>like a pulp fiction kind of reference. And then the

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 3>show before that too, the Palace of Mystery, they were

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.199
<v Speaker 3>using the kill Bill Whistle song, and he thought that

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:24.239
<v Speaker 3>we had planned this whole night for his birthday, just

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 3>like that. When he was watching the show too, he

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 3>was a really good audience member. He was always leaning

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.160
<v Speaker 3>forward in his seat, smile ear to ear. I thought

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.280
<v Speaker 3>he was gonna yell cut any time, like he was

0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 3>in it to win it. But yeah, after the show,

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 3>he thought it was all for him, and he's We

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 3>told each other, we're big fans of each other.

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I hope he remembers that. I doubt it, though, do a.

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Trick if you'd like to, If you got something that

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I could see.

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:48.240
<v Speaker 2>Don't temp me with a good time. I'll show you

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 2>my favorite one.

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 3>So I was actually looking for a card to represent you,

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:52.400
<v Speaker 3>just based on the time we've got to know each other,

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:56.400
<v Speaker 3>just from your energy being Well, you've never done tarot reading,

0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:58.360
<v Speaker 3>it's not that far off, all right, No, I've never

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 3>done a tarot reading. Okay, you live in La No,

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:02.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm not that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go what am I doing?

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I made a couple of predictions. I normally

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 3>would just do one, but you have a lot of layers,

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.439
<v Speaker 3>so I'm making four cardination for you. All right, Can

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:10.680
<v Speaker 3>you think of a number one to ten? You don't

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 3>have to tell me, but if you see a matching number,

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 3>go and pull it out. So if you thought of

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 3>a ten, you'd pull out of ten.

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I understand what matching means. Okay, I work with a lot.

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Of drunk people, and then show the camera, show over

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 3>any carriers. Shouldn't take too long. And once you got that,

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 3>go and put it back face down in a face

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:26.680
<v Speaker 3>of deck. That makes it easier down. Yeah, that makes

0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:28.440
<v Speaker 3>it easier for me. I appreciate early morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems ridiculous.

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 3>Peop always wonder what does your card have to do

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:33.199
<v Speaker 3>with the predictions from earlier? Well, all those give me

0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:35.200
<v Speaker 3>clues as to the type of person you are underneath

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 3>the mask, so to speak.

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 1>For example, are you left or right handed? I am

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.479
<v Speaker 1>right handed, but I throw a frisbee left handed.

0:28:41.640 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I'm the opposite. I'm left hand.

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I do this yeah, okay, with that, that makes a

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 3>little bit harder, but I'll tell you what. The first

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 3>card is going to tell me how much therapy you've

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:51.440
<v Speaker 3>done and how well it's worked in your heart?

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 2>What color is it? Red or black? It's very red?

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Nice work.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 3>You pretend like everything's dour and you're jaded, but you

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 3>are living the life, irn't ship. The next one tells

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 3>me are you well rounded or you're sharp? And I

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 3>can see you're a very well rounded individual, of course,

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:05.720
<v Speaker 3>the best people are. And then the third one will

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 3>tell me how confident you are, and that's pretty rock solid, dude,

0:29:09.640 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 3>not bad, got your own podcasts and everything. The last

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 3>one will tell me, most importantly, how kind you are.

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:18.800
<v Speaker 3>That's the most important metric, right, Yes, on a scale

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 3>from one to ten, you are a Oh.

0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 2>You hear that? Well? I only say that because I

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 2>wasn't able to quite narrow it down.

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Actually between the four kings, which one best represents you

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 3>as a person? And people always wonder what does these

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 3>cards have to do with the one that you picked?

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 3>You remember which one you picked?

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 2>If I remember correctly, you put a card face down

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 2>in the deck and it happened to be a four.

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 2>If I'm not mistaken, right? What a four? No? You sure? Yes?

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I don't mess us up.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 3>But it's always the four Kings at this point, and

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 3>the one that I thought represented you, Daniel, that was

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 3>always the six of Hearts.

0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 2>You like that, don't you.

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm you just have to just and I'm not somebody

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 1>that watches that and tries to figure it out in

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:09.200
<v Speaker 1>any way. I know I'm not going to figure this out.

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's just watch and enjoy. Look at that. That's the

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:14.800
<v Speaker 1>way ridiculous. Well, I thank you, one of my favorites.

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>You imagine imagine being able to do that with cards.

0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I always tell people you're just born with it. The

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>problem with magic, too is so much reading and homework. Yeah,

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 2>and then you got to read it and reread it.

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 3>And I mean, to make a trick like in your repertoire,

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 3>it has to become a part of your soul. I'm

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 3>sure it's like that with good comedy material, no, no,

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 3>not you bone.

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.720
<v Speaker 1>You can stumble across a good like I can be

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>on stage and I can just stumble into a joke

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 1>that works. It's rare on stage for a magician to

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, I'm just gonna see what happens here

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and just try to improvise magic.

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 2>It can happen.

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's certain schools of technique. That's solely

0:30:59.280 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 3>a thing.

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>My wife was brought on stage at Copperfield show when

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>she was a child, not a child, but like thirteen.

0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I of how old was she.

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 2>I think she was like thirteen. I think she's at thirteen.

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.120
<v Speaker 2>How does he know? I don't know.

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 1>He because he fucking loves Copperfield, So it was like

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>fascinated by the story and he knows the trick that

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 1>she did. It was a floating row.

0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I know that one.

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, So and then and then she she tried

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>to what she.

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Tried to do Pete. She reached out to touch She.

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Tried to reach out and touch it. He swatted her hand,

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>and and and then and then after that she did

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 1>she got her ticket canceled. She was supposed to go

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>to the Bahamas? What with him? Can we do the

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 1>floating mint? You guys, did you want to see this one?

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We could do the floating mint?

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 3>What do I have to do? Those are the worst mints?

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Do you have any mints? Do you have the fresh Maker?

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:49.640
<v Speaker 2>No? I'd like it like an Altoid.

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Maybe mentosa. I don't an altoids float or do you

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 3>need a hole in the middle float? They're just smaller.

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 3>This plays better?

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, fine, let's do this. What do you want me

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 1>to do?

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I want you to pick one and open one.

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Am I touching something that's gonna go in your mouth?

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Anyway, this is how a magician eats. A minute.

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 2>If I stand for this, do whatever you gotta do.

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Carl's nervous about this trick. Here we go. Carl the

0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 2>dog is nervous about the trek. Uh huh. He fucking

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 2>hates magic. I did mean a dog that hated cards.

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 3>I think he was like one of those like hurting

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 3>dogs something about cards.

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 2>You like peacocks? Oh you like peacocks for real? Though?

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Way is here? Wait? Did you pluck that off a peacock?

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.040
<v Speaker 2>By chance? So? I grew up in a little town

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 2>called Arcadie. Maybe you heard of it?

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 1>And okay, yeah, there's this off my table.

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 2>There's peacocks. There's peacocks in.

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 3>My neighborhood here there are? Yeah, no way, they're loud

0:32:55.560 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 3>as fuck. That's right, sweet peacock. Well, you have peacocks

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 3>in your town, you got to get you a feather

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 3>for your pocket square feather.

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm not wearing a feather.

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 3>In like fifty years when your when your shirt is modernized,

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 3>then you could have a peacock feather in there.

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I put this on specifically for you.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 3>You knew my seventies kink.

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>It felt like it was like a magician could wear

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:24.840
<v Speaker 1>a shirt like this.

0:33:25.240 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's a little warmon here, so you know it'd

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 3>be nice and breathable. I like that about it. Is

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 3>that like rayon or like.

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 2>A Oh, I don't think it's rayon. It's nice and light.

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 2>It is. It is nice. It's got a little shine

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 2>too it I thought. Listen. I tried.

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I tried to coordinate fuck Mary, kill David Blaine, Chris Angel,

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 1>David Copperfield.

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Fuck Chris Angel, Mary, David Blaine and killed David Copperfield. Wow,

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 2>what about you? I don't know. I think I was.

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I was with you. No, I'm not going to marry

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 2>David Blaine.

0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Marry for money. You can get the copper fielder out.

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Probably you'd be taken care of.

0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 2>That'd be nice.

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 3>I want to go to that eye. Have you seen

0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 3>every magicians show?

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:08.879
<v Speaker 2>Every magician is a big oa, like the big you've

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:10.759
<v Speaker 2>seen the Big Guy. I haven't seen Matt Frankle yet.

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.879
<v Speaker 2>I heard it's phenomenal. I heard it's the best show

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:14.359
<v Speaker 2>on the strip, but I haven't seen it yet.

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:16.399
<v Speaker 1>You might be too young, But did you ever see

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Amazing Jonathan in his heyday not live?

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I've seen the recordings, I've met him a few times.

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean he was good. Yeah, he's a comic, he's

0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 2>a real comic.

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:29.759
<v Speaker 1>He's he was the one comic magician that that like

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:35.320
<v Speaker 1>bridged the gap because comics loved him and magicians knew

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:36.320
<v Speaker 1>that he was legit.

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>I remember one time Chris Angel did a thing and

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 1>it was annoying the shit out of him, but Amazing

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Jonathan kept taking Chris's watch and Chris wasn't catching it

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and it was fucking killing me.

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Legend. Ah, So good is Chris Angel good or no? Yeah?

0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I think he's good? Is he? I mean, you know,

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:01.440
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of talk in the community, but I.

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:05.959
<v Speaker 1>Stopped I as soon as fucking the chains that that look.

0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not like, don't, I don't. I can't watch that look.

0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Mind for you kid, like six or eight seasons or something,

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. It's a lot of work man.

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:14.640
<v Speaker 1>No I'm saying. I'm not saying he wasn't successful. I

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:18.760
<v Speaker 1>don't want to look at him. Let's talk about looks. Yeah, okay,

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>when did you say that? This is my thing? I'm

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 1>doing the mustache. I'm growing that thing out in Lockdown.

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I was going full cave man.

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 3>And then I got cast on an episode of Jubilee

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Find the False Magician some it's big YouTube channel, okay,

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 3>and my manager is like, Jeff, what are you doing, shave.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, let me try the mustache. Just let me

0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:38.799
<v Speaker 2>try it.

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 3>So I was able to try it, and then all

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:43.080
<v Speaker 3>the comments to mention me we're talking about the mustache,

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:45.120
<v Speaker 3>and I was like see, and he's like, all right, now.

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 2>You got to keep it. Oh geez, you don't have to.

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 3>You know what the best part about it is no

0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 3>girls will tell you immediately if they love it or

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 3>hate it.

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.360
<v Speaker 2>It saves so much time to it. Well, it's polarizing,

0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 2>and the few that love it, you're in though. All right,

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>we got to go to Silver Lake and that's all

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 2>you need. Closer the Malibu good for you?

0:36:05.320 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Rank these movies about magic, the prestige, Now you see me,

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the incredible Bert Wonderstone and.

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 3>The Illusionists by I don't know, it doesn't count for anything. No, okay,

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 3>that's off the list.

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 1>We want to put him in the Illusions is fine,

0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>We'll put the Illusionists in.

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:24.239
<v Speaker 3>Sweet Prestige would be number one, illusionst number two, Bert

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:26.760
<v Speaker 3>one to some number three. Do you like Bert Wonderstone? Oh,

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:28.719
<v Speaker 3>now you see me? It's not on the list for me.

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Did you see it? Yeah, it's amazing. They made rain

0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 2>go up. I hate it. They made Rain go by

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:39.400
<v Speaker 2>the way, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure now you

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:39.759
<v Speaker 2>see me?

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:41.439
<v Speaker 1>Has another one coming out right now?

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>They do? They do? That's good for magic. It's good

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 2>for magic.

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:48.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just I like magic when it's in movies

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>because the tricks can be so much bigger because they

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have to be real at all.

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 3>I hate how it raises the expectations for magicians and

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.360
<v Speaker 3>it's like, bro, I'm not going to be in a

0:36:57.400 --> 0:36:59.759
<v Speaker 3>giant bubble floating around the audience or whatever, like come.

0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:03.840
<v Speaker 1>On, Yeah, that's true. But making Rain Go Up was

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:07.319
<v Speaker 1>really neat. I thought that is cool. Hot snow falling up?

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 1>You don't don't you ever taught that movie?

0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Is great? Oh? Man? Wow, you don't like magic be

0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 2>like that movie. I love it. I love it's your favorite.

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 2>The first of the second one. The second one was

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:21.239
<v Speaker 2>the rain one. I don't think I've bothered to watch

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:21.879
<v Speaker 2>the second one.

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, then you are you not gonna see the

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 1>third one?

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Though? I wasn't playing. Based on this conversation, I will

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.320
<v Speaker 2>now you said you grew.

0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Up watching magic specials on Fox. Yeah, Fox aired Breaking

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 1>the Magician's Code. Did you regret supporting the Masked Magician?

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 3>I found out that a lot of the stuff he

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 3>reveals is like some BS explanation that he didn't really

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:42.280
<v Speaker 3>give away the real secrets. In a lot of cases,

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 3>somebody did. But I mean, honestly, who remembers the methods

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 3>these days? If you saw it back then, like what

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 3>do you remember? And anyway, it's good for magic. I

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:52.440
<v Speaker 3>think it's just any publicity type of thing. Will you

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 3>tell people how a trick is done? I've done it

0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 3>before for a price. So if I do a really

0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 3>good magic trick for your table, let's say, and then

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 3>you're like, hey, how do you do that?

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, everyone's got a price.

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 3>I did that one time in this drunk guy He's like,

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 3>how about one thousand dollars and I'm like, yeah, he

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 3>starts counting hundreds on.

0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 2>The table, and you did it for a thout. You

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 2>gave it to him. I taught it to him.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I gave it a little bit of your magic. Soul

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 1>died that.

0:38:15.320 --> 0:38:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Night, Yes exactly. It was the worth it.

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>There's no chance he remembered. The thing is, you can

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:22.920
<v Speaker 1>tell me how a trick works. That doesn't mean I

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:23.840
<v Speaker 1>can do the trick.

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 3>No, not at all. I told him he hit me

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:27.359
<v Speaker 3>up for his zoom lesson or something. If you want

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 3>to go over it. He didn't give a care Like

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:29.680
<v Speaker 3>he couldn't care less.

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 1>When I first started doing stand up comedy in nineteen

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 1>ninety four, another open mic friend of mine was a

0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:40.279
<v Speaker 1>magician and we just hung out all the time, just

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the two. And I don't even remember his name. That

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>speaks more about those times. Yeah, we were fun, we

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>hung out, We had good times. He might be listening

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 1>to this to this day and I maybe he's successful,

0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:55.279
<v Speaker 1>maybe he's killed himself. But here's what I remember the

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:57.960
<v Speaker 1>most about him. One time he changed in front of

0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>me and he had the sexiest underwear on, and I'm like,

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck are you wearing.

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:04.280
<v Speaker 2>We go into the details.

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess I would only describe it as like a

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 1>European like bikini thing, and I go, what the fuck

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? And he's like, no, man, this

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.880
<v Speaker 1>is for for the chicks. Chicks like love sexy underwear.

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.720
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, magicians are fucking weird.

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 2>That was my take from it.

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:23.320
<v Speaker 1>You just remember his underwear.

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Ah, that take away completely fair by the way they

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 3>are weird.

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 2>But what you never tried silk underwear before? It on

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:35.279
<v Speaker 2>ireat yourself. You wear silk.

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 3>Underwear sometimes, I say, I get it hot. I'm always

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.239
<v Speaker 3>wearing layers right when I'm working, I get hot, man.

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 3>And you know I'm a bigger guy. So I found

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 3>that silk underwear breathes the best. It doesn't cling to you.

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 3>It just like wants to not touch you. And it's

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:48.280
<v Speaker 3>just airflow.

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Man.

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 3>I see so me bringing this up, you didn't believe it.

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:57.200
<v Speaker 3>We go, I know I'm getting new for Christmas. You

0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:58.080
<v Speaker 3>own a top hat?

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Here?

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Is it a magic hat or is it just just

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:04.160
<v Speaker 1>a nice hat to wear?

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 3>It was a nice hat to wear that I've poured

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 3>cake batter in and it's disgusting now.

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 2>But it looks like a top hat. Does it smell? No? No,

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh how do you clean cake batter out of a hat?

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I just discovered white vinegar. Maybe I'll try that the smell.

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't like the smell of white vinegar. Yeah, I

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 2>don't either, but you delude it. Maybe I don't know.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm just listening. I appreciate what you're saying. I'm a

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 2>single guy. I'm trying to make things work.

0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be a single guy?

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm enjoying it, but I would like to

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 2>get married. Uh huh. How's the married life? I love it?

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love but I was designed to be married.

0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:41.120
<v Speaker 1>But I also love that I didn't get married, like

0:40:41.160 --> 0:40:44.360
<v Speaker 1>at year age. I waited till it's forty at least

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 1>or something.

0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Were you worried about like you marry someone and then

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, now you're walking on pins and

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 3>needles and it's no fun, excellent stuff.

0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 2>You've never worried about that. No.

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I made sure I married somebody that I knew.

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've hatted them? Well, okay, I mean yeah, I

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>knew her for years and years. She'd heard all the stories.

0:40:59.560 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 2>That's what it.

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's the biggest difference between abracadabra and Ali Kazam?

0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:08.280
<v Speaker 3>Abercadabra is a real I think it's a Hebrew word. Oh,

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:10.280
<v Speaker 3>and it means I create as I speak.

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So see right right there, the interview worth it, right,

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you, like that was I never

0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:19.880
<v Speaker 1>in a million years did I know that that was

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:20.839
<v Speaker 1>a Hebrew word that.

0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Meant what does it mean? I created as I speak?

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I create as I speak. Abracadabra and Ali Kazam. I

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:29.320
<v Speaker 1>think that's just Shaquille O'Neal invented it. Yeah, that was

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 1>in Chao. Did you like Shazam? What do you think

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>of Harry Houdini.

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.879
<v Speaker 3>He's the most famous magician of all time. He worked

0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:38.239
<v Speaker 3>super hard to create the What was.

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>He to me?

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 1>An outsider? Of course, he seemed like a stunt man. Yeah, sure,

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 1>is that fair or no?

0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? He created that for himself. Yeah, and then he

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>took Then he how'd he die? He got punched in

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 2>the stomach when he wasn't ready, ruptured his spleen, I

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 2>think yes, And then he did the show with a

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 2>ruptured spleen.

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:55.400
<v Speaker 3>And then they were taken to the hospital. After when

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 3>he died. But if he didn't do the show, he

0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 3>would have lived. Show must go on, see it doesn't.

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:01.799
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't have to go on because sometimes I have

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:04.040
<v Speaker 3>to go diarrhea. And you know what Pete does instead

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 3>of bringing me up the bucket, just fucking puts music

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 3>back on.

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Wait, you don't keep a bucket behind the stage. Show.

0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:14.120
<v Speaker 1>God, everybody that's on the show gets gifts. What It's

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 1>just stuff that I was laying around my house. Then

0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I give it to you because I don't want it anymore.

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 1>It's never it's never good stuff.

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 1>First thing I want you to have is a cable.

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is from if it's an adults, No.

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:29.879
<v Speaker 1>It's an adult. It's my son's.

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Ah cool, cool, cool, cool as this.

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Eddie bought my son this. It's a magic kit. And

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, my kid's not it's too much. He's got

0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:41.879
<v Speaker 1>too many magic kids two hundred. I don't know there's

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff in there. Wow you know wait, oh it was

0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>my son's thumb.

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.640
<v Speaker 2>You know. You give this to somebody, they'll love it.

0:42:50.880 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 2>That's great.

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Look at this. This is what Eddie buys my kid. Okay,

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>tell me, in what world do you think I have

0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 1>a DVD player. I don't have a DVD player.

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Had a little outdated and what else do you need?

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Look at this? What is this?

0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait a second, let's say it's got a trapdoor

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 1>in it?

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Whoa exposure? My fault? Do you want to see my wand?

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have your own wand I brought my own.

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Wand and my bag of tricks? Remember that? Holy shit?

0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Am I I'm not reaching out? Am I supposed touch it?

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:18.319
<v Speaker 2>Hey?

0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 1>No bullshit? That will be powers that transfer.

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:25.239
<v Speaker 2>If it'll let you touch it? Yeah? Yeah, why what

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 2>is who can what does this do? Not?

0:43:27.120 --> 0:43:30.719
<v Speaker 3>Does this turning it into anything? You make it flowers? Yeah,

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 3>it's a stick, but it's uh And my friend a

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:38.279
<v Speaker 3>Codo made this by hand though, and it's like made

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:40.279
<v Speaker 3>out of ironwood, so it sinks in water, this wood.

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 3>And I've dropped it in the pool before an accident

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 3>and networks and then.

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:45.240
<v Speaker 2>What can you swim? Yeah?

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Luckily it fell in a shallow part of the pool.

0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:48.319
<v Speaker 3>I was at a gig and I was able to

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 3>reach and grab it. But that was pure luck. And

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:52.840
<v Speaker 3>then the outside you know what that material is on

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 3>the outside, I don't all right, So this is a

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.440
<v Speaker 3>baseball stitch just on a baseball, but that leather is

0:43:58.440 --> 0:44:01.200
<v Speaker 3>actually a stingwray leather m Yeah. Yeah, it's one of

0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 3>the most durable exotic leathers. It's covered in calcium nodules

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:05.759
<v Speaker 3>because they kill the sting ray just to make your

0:44:05.800 --> 0:44:09.279
<v Speaker 3>wand no nos.

0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you have to go.

0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 1>You have to go wait for a stingray to shed

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:14.359
<v Speaker 1>or do you have to go peel them?

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.360
<v Speaker 2>How does it work? Yeah, it's like a reverse skin draft.

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 2>To think about.

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:20.919
<v Speaker 1>This hat won't close. There's springs in it. There's weird

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 1>stuff going on in here. It's trapped doors. I can

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:26.799
<v Speaker 1>feel stuff in here. Whatever, take this off. Just this

0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 1>is your I just want you to own my son's

0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 1>magic hit.

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:35.600
<v Speaker 2>You get all this off the desk's garbage. This is nice.

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:37.960
<v Speaker 1>This you're gonna love my My manager gave this to

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 1>me recently. Okay, is something up your sleeve? Rightok at this?

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Where do you see this jacket? It's kind of like

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:47.520
<v Speaker 1>a snuggie but it's different. You're gonna love this. Here

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 1>you go, there, you go. Put this on next time

0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:51.880
<v Speaker 1>you're cold. I know you're warm right now.

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Try this for a second. Is this down? Yeah?

0:44:54.560 --> 0:44:57.360
<v Speaker 3>I guess this isn't here. Here's your there's your you

0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 3>wear you wear? No, no, that's that's the wrongest thing.

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 2>That arm okay a normal one. Okay, yeah, now put

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:06.839
<v Speaker 2>that around. Oh wow, this is such a around. You're

0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna love it all right. Where do you see this jacket?

0:45:10.440 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 3>The magic that you can do in this I'm telling

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:14.800
<v Speaker 3>you it's perfect for magic. Got a nice boxy shape

0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:16.760
<v Speaker 3>to it. Yeah, yeah, you'll feel flattering.

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:19.879
<v Speaker 2>You kind of to be honest with that with it, you.

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Look like like somebody that would teach martial arts.

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna love this jacket. I am gonna love this

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 2>jacket while your manager really hooks it up.

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hated it never never once wore it. Okay,

0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:31.680
<v Speaker 1>take that off.

0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm still it's too hot. It's too hot in here.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:36.799
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna burn up.

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:41.799
<v Speaker 1>I have ideas for you, yes, okay, we're just collaborating

0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>here for for making the act a bigger No pun

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 1>intended with bigger. But have you thought about having an assistant?

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I just had.

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 3>I have done it on several occasions, including this past Saturday.

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's my pitch for an assistant. It's and I'm not.

0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing a fat joke. I would like a

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:04.720
<v Speaker 1>large man as an assistant. I want him to dress

0:46:05.280 --> 0:46:08.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of ridiculous. I also want him to be painfully bad,

0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:11.880
<v Speaker 1>where you're having to fight with him and argue constantly.

0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 1>At some point you might even tell him, you know what,

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.759
<v Speaker 1>just sit in the audience you're this is this show

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 1>is worse because of you, and then just bring somebody

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:23.319
<v Speaker 1>else up and let them be your assistant. But I

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:28.200
<v Speaker 1>do I like the idea of not the typical woman.

0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I just I like a big man dressed silly. I

0:46:30.440 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 1>like him being funny. I can be in too loud,

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, not knowing his role. This is this is

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>my comedy angle into magic that I would find enjoyable.

0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, like a buff guy in a vest

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:44.400
<v Speaker 3>and he's super loyal to me and like has a

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:45.760
<v Speaker 3>very simple way of speaking.

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're just trying to fulfill some weird fantasy from

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 1>high school.

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:52.720
<v Speaker 3>But I want him to do a ritual before every trick,

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:54.959
<v Speaker 3>like he's like, and then the assistant has to clean

0:46:54.960 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 3>it up and it gets more elaborate and more messy

0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 3>every trick, and THESS like, oh, come on, I.

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Like this big guy that you tell to get into

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:04.440
<v Speaker 1>a box and he's like, I can't get in that box,

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Like there's no physical way.

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Do assistants want to be magicians?

0:47:09.719 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 3>Most don't, Some do eventually when they are rounded enough.

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:15.359
<v Speaker 3>I think usually they're dancers or actresses or something, so

0:47:15.480 --> 0:47:16.160
<v Speaker 3>they just kind of will.

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Kind of dancer.

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, all right, if you're an illusionist and you've got

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:21.480
<v Speaker 2>them going in your illusions and cutting them in half

0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 2>and stuff, you want to petite dancer, probably because they

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 2>just start gonna be the most pliable.

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pliable, and they can slot in. They can fit

0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:30.759
<v Speaker 3>in anything. They're not gonna break your stuff because they're

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:31.359
<v Speaker 3>too heavy or whatever.

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Right child, Are you allowed to use a child or

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:34.360
<v Speaker 1>their rules against that?

0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? People you will use their kids if you know

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:38.160
<v Speaker 2>they have kids, or you know why you use somebody

0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:38.759
<v Speaker 2>else's kid.

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:40.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to cut my own kid in half,

0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:41.839
<v Speaker 1>but there's a few of his friends I wouldn't mind

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>fucking they're gonna whack at. How many magicians use identical

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 1>twins for assistance Not too many, because I feel like

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:50.359
<v Speaker 1>you could pull off some real cool tricks that.

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Way, and not regularly that I know of. But that

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 3>story in the prestige, for example, about the magician being

0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:56.439
<v Speaker 3>a twin.

0:47:56.480 --> 0:48:00.080
<v Speaker 2>That's real. Stop bringing up the prestige. You open Pandora's box.

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I can't. Oh wait, that's right, I brought up prestige

0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 2>my fault.

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate magic. I appreciate the amount of time that

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:11.919
<v Speaker 1>it takes to become good at it. It's the same

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.279
<v Speaker 1>way I feel about stand up comedy. I would never

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 1>go see it.

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of overlap. I can't understand where you're

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:18.759
<v Speaker 2>coming from.

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm just I'm not gonna go see stand up comedy.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:24.120
<v Speaker 1>That's how I've always felt about my profession. I've secretly

0:48:24.160 --> 0:48:25.239
<v Speaker 1>been embarrassed by it.

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 2>Sure I've been there. I hear you. But there are

0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 2>people that I'm sure you would love to see. You know,

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 2>you have heroes in comedy.

0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:34.719
<v Speaker 1>None I do, And when I get to see them,

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my goodness, they're amazing. Same with magicians

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>that I see. Magicians that do think, I'm like, this

0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 1>is the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life.

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 1>But when I'm at home at four or five pm

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'm planning the night, Magic's not hitting the list

0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 1>fair enough.

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 3>It is for you gotta be pretty nerdy to be

0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 3>into it like that. Well, listen, thank you for being

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 3>on the show. I appreciate it. And you know I

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 3>can't wait for my next birthday party.

0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:04.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call you. Don't tell me what a good time? Huh,

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 2>We'll do it. Thank you, cheers, Thank you, Pasha.

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:13.479
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank Jeff for being on the show.

0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Jeff turned into my dog Carl. You like

0:49:17.840 --> 0:49:18.480
<v Speaker 1>magic Carl.

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Hmm?

0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 1>You like that one peanut butter trick we do.

0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 4>That's not a trick.

0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:31.959
<v Speaker 2>He loves it. He loves it all right.

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, what do you think should we do our plugs

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:37.680
<v Speaker 1>tossshowstore dot com. Hey, by the way, I saw somebody

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>at my last show with the Carl shirt on, and

0:49:41.280 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I gave him a right up front. Okay, we got

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 1>a lot of tours coming up.

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Eddies.

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Eddie's on tour with me and without me. I'm gonna

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:53.799
<v Speaker 1>be all over the Midwest. I'm excited about that. And

0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:56.400
<v Speaker 1>when I go to the Midwest, oh man, let me

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:58.800
<v Speaker 1>tell you all the activities I'm gonna do. Kansas City,

0:49:59.160 --> 0:50:03.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna get some barbecue, Omaha, gonna

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:07.680
<v Speaker 1>go to the College World Series with my father in law. Okay, Minneapolis,

0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:11.760
<v Speaker 1>might go to them All America to the Nickelodeon Middle

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<v Speaker 1>with my son. What ill I do in Milwaukee? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably runt a Harley Davidson.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not? Yeah, aren't they from Milwaukee? Yeah? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Then Madison. Guess what I'm gonna do? Mushrooms? Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do mushrooms with the college kids. Yep, hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>the college kids. Do some mushrooms. Then heading over to Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess I'm gonna do there. I'll pop in on the Pope,

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<v Speaker 1>say hi to him. Then I'm going to avenge my

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<v Speaker 1>father's beating. My father got jumped when he was like

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen or twenty years old when he was visiting Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna find those guys and I'm gonna beat

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<v Speaker 1>the shit out of them. Now they're probably in their

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<v Speaker 1>eighties or dead, but uh, I'm gonna fit. It's a

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 1>cold case. Well they never found who did it. A

0:50:59.040 --> 0:51:02.799
<v Speaker 1>couple fellas, uh took my dad's money and beat him,

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<v Speaker 1>beat him real good. He's always hated, uh the Cubs.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's a diehard Cardinals fan, but uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>always hated them extra special because of that beating. I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of them might have had a Cubs hat on.

0:51:16.080 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like White Sox behavior, but I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of them was a Cubs fan. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of it. Daddy, all right? You should

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<v Speaker 1>we do that?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't? I called my father dad.

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<v Speaker 4>As her daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna venge his beating. I'm gonna venge his beating.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, it's time for our free plug, So

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<v Speaker 1>let's hit the music.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, all right? I don't want that music

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<v Speaker 3>to stop, you know what, Let him play it, Let

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<v Speaker 3>him play a little longer.

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<v Speaker 2>You like it? It's good, right?

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<v Speaker 1>You know kind of what genre would you say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? What do they call that? Big swing? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>what that's called a big swing? That's big swing? I

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<v Speaker 2>like it? Cat all right?

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<v Speaker 3>This free plug, ladies, get ready to flick your beans.

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<v Speaker 1>I really got to read these free plugs before.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure? What is this? Ladies?

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<v Speaker 1>Get ready to flick your beans to an all male review?

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<v Speaker 1>Because May twentieth, it's Girls' night out the show at

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<v Speaker 1>the Milk Parlor in Blacksburg, Virginia. Whoa a male review?

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<v Speaker 1>H that's tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Whether you're celebrating a birthday, bachelorette, divorce, or you're dirty thirty,

0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:50.919
<v Speaker 1>don't miss the most exciting ladies night out of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>Also exciting, we'll be watching groups of girls split the

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<v Speaker 1>check at.

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<v Speaker 2>The end of the night. That's the real thing.

0:52:56.080 --> 0:53:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's always fun. Ah a mail review. I've never

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 1>been to a mail review. You been to one?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope? Mean neither.

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if there are they gonna allow touching at

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:12.880
<v Speaker 1>this one. I bet usually mail reviews they allow touching.

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm going stripper club rules where you always

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>have to keep your hands on your side. But I

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:19.600
<v Speaker 1>think I think male reviews they let you touch as

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<v Speaker 1>much as you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>So show starts at eight and the doors open at seven,

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<v Speaker 1>which gives you and your ladies an hour pound drinks

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<v Speaker 1>and forget that you are married and live in Blacksburg.

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<v Speaker 1>General admission tickets are nineteen ninety five, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be a VIP, and trust me you do,

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna want to pay thirty four to ninety five

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:46.799
<v Speaker 1>and enjoy the benefit of premium seats plus a meet

0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:50.399
<v Speaker 1>and greet and a pick with the cast following the show. Well,

0:53:50.440 --> 0:53:53.279
<v Speaker 1>that's not bad. If ever, you were going to want

0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:55.439
<v Speaker 1>to do a meet and greet, this is it. It's

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:59.359
<v Speaker 1>the guy with the meat. Yeah, yeah, and then you

0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:00.800
<v Speaker 1>get to pick with that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>The milk Parlor.

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<v Speaker 3>It's located in uh, uh what is it? Two to

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<v Speaker 3>one one Draper Road Northwest, which is right next to

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<v Speaker 3>the armory. Is there a website that we can preview

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<v Speaker 3>the boys?

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<v Speaker 2>We can just go you're talking about a road trip

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<v Speaker 2>on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this if we were broadcast live from the

0:54:21.840 --> 0:54:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Girls Night Out, the show, you know they call us

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if you know what you ought to do?

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<v Speaker 1>There ought to be like another tier package where it

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<v Speaker 1>guarantees that you get brought up on stage. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and Pete's wife went to uh this show, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>What was it called the Thunder from down Under?

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<v Speaker 1>They were at Magic Mike in Las Vegas, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Pete's wife Sam got brought up on stage and they

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<v Speaker 1>they brought her up in the air and a harnessed

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<v Speaker 1>and they asked her if she had any heart conditions,

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<v Speaker 1>and she didn't. She had the time of her life.

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<v Speaker 1>She came back sad as shit, eating grin on her

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<v Speaker 1>face and I've never seen Pete more disappointed in his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just furious. I guess she didn't tell him that

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<v Speaker 1>she was going. I knew because I have an honest

0:55:14.040 --> 0:55:19.880
<v Speaker 1>relationship with my wife, but Pete, Pete was blindsided by Magic,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike and the boys running a train on sweet Samantha.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, anyway, see you next week.