WEBVTT - Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker) RE-RELEASE 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:05.480 To be fair, much like a black man in address. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:08.760 I think about movie of me raising a white family 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:09.719 would be hilarious. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:18.080 You're like, you're just thinking about it. I love it. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:34.559 Like baby again, come on, man, that's not a classic. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:36.560 Sorry half written. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:49.120 I think that would be babies and yours are racist. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:56.680 As money in turn stuff. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:04.280 I can't tell me, knig if you buck bitch, there 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.600 it is there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.679 another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.920 The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:15.520 conspiracy theories. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.760 And we finally work to prove that we only know 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:23.760 the name Christmas Addicts because of white people's unquenchable thirst 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:29.560 for black death. That nigga did nothing in the Revolutionary War. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:34.120 He didn't contribute one bit, and for some fucking reason, 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:37.959 they keep putting him in our history books. There's no 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.319 reason for us to know the first man who died 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.640 in a war. They don't do that for any other war. 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:47.520 There's not another fucking war where you know the first 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.440 dude who died. But for some reason, the nigga that 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.840 dies in the Revolutionary War, they decide they gotta tell 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:57.600 every goddamn body. If that's not a conspiracy, I. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.920 Don't know what is? What about World War one? 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.320 World War one? That German chancellor, motherfucker. 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.120 Archduke Ferdinand or whatever. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.280 Yeah, we barely know him. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:10.720 Do you know? Christmas addicts better than him. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.240 You know, Christmas addicts way better. You don't even know 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.760 what the Archduke looks. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.000 Like, not at all. And I've seen so many drunks. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:17.880 He's always drawn. 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.359 Yeah they didn't, but they got pictures of Christmas ass 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:26.400 on the ground, bloody white people pointing like, yeah he did, 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:28.840 could have been there. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.000 Yeah, that's true. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:34.040 They love that Christmas and what the fuck is a Christmas? 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.520 I hate that they do this to us. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.639 That is a made up fucking name. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.560 Come on, man, I'm Langston Kerman and I'm furious. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:47.280 I'm David Boy, and I'm equally upset. 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:48.240 We have. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.799 We have a phenomenal guest here today who I hope 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.120 is equally enraged as as the two of us. He 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:57.160 better come in hot. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:57.640 We don't. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:02.000 We don't play that ship if he's a Christmas ads apologizer. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:02.240 But he is. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:05.200 He's a phenomenal comedian. He's hilarious. You know him from 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.440 from all kinds of work, most of which were not 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.280 allowed to promote anymore because of dual strikes that are happening. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.960 But but most importantly, you know him from when It's 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.040 Happening Saturday Night Live. He's a cast member on that show. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.960 He's hilarious. Please give it up for Devin Walker. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:28.160 Yeah, I didn't know if I was supposed to pop in. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.440 But also, like Christmas Addicts, he is high schools named 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:31.960 after him. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.080 You know what I'm saying, that's crazy, Like how do 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.960 you even justify that to like, is there a naming commission? 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.520 I don't know. I don't know how you name him 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:41.080 high school? 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.840 Ain't no Archduke Ferdinand high School? 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.480 It would make more sense because like, why does he 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.680 get a school? What Chrispy Dude? That means that makes 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:53.920 me feel like I could get a school. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:58.160 David Bory David Borrie Elementary. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.400 Is high school? Don't you that to me? 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:04.000 You small? 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.240 But you're like, we're dreaming, and we're dreaming. We're dreaming. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.120 I feel like I feel like you could get a 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.960 building at like a performing arts academy. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:13.680 You know what I'm saying. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:14.880 I think I could. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.520 I think it makes it sounds like the school, Like, yeah, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.440 I used to play full back at Bory. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.760 That sounds that does sound good. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:24.240 be honest. 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.279 I don't think. I don't think Kerman is ever gonna 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.400 have a nice to it. Yeah, and I'm a big fan. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:33.400 I like me, but but I just don't nobody's gonna 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.080 be like, yeah, it was a swooping at Kerman and 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:37.440 that sounds icky. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.960 Really, I think I could hear it. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.200 I hear it too. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.320 Maybe I gotta maybe I gotta do some self reflection. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.560 Maybe there's some self hatred inside of this that I got. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:49.880 It was like a nice sounding name. Damn. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.839 The high school I went to was called Flugerville High School. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.560 Yeah, what did he die? 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.880 He was like the guy who created the town that 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:03.920 I grew up in, like the town I love. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.440 I grew up in a town outside of Austin called Fluerville, Texas. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.040 Fuck, So you just had a local, a local man 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:11.880 high school. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.960 I don't think that's I don't think that's that's the 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.119 man founded a town. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.200 That's a big thing to do. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.599 I think that's Nah, this is grossing me out. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:25.919 I don't like it. What did Christmas do? Nothing? And 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:26.760 that's my point. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:29.760 Just let the man be dead. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:33.520 Stop writing about him and telling everybody he got beat up. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.360 Yeah. I bet his cousins and like brothers and sisters 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:37.680 hated it. Yeah. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.839 The Addicts family is not happy about what's happening here. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:44.640 Devin. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.599 You you you came to us with a conspiracy theory 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.919 that uh oh oh oh, what is this? We have 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.799 Christmas Addicts updates. That that is Christmas Addicts High School. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.520 That's right, only it barely in frame. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:04.120 This is rough. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.320 Sports at the at the bottom, it says a storied legacy, 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:13.440 our legacy of serving African American students in Indianapolis continues today. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.360 God damn. So it's basically like just go here and 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:17.120 you're gonna die. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.520 That's my other problem with Christmas Attics High School is 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.680 that it never is in service of white children. You 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:29.239 know what I mean, Like they never You never send 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.880 your white child to Christmas Attics High School because y'all 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.920 know that's fucked up. You know that's not a brand 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:37.359 you want to attach yourself to. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:38.919 He was a loser. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:44.479 Just let him be a loser. He got shot. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:47.400 I only want people to talk about it if I 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.000 go out. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:51.520 Cool, Come on, man, do no cool neo kicks. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.919 He just got shot. He probably didn't even have like 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.159 a spin started. You probably even know it was coming. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.679 I thought he thought it wasn't gonna happen. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:09.960 Was like walking up here, shoot me. And then they 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:14.560 saw that line of white men in blue suits and 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:24.520 one nigga and they were like shoot him and nobody 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.960 and he is so alone. Nobody even went, oh, no Christmas. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:33.000 They yeah, you know, they're like, oh, monkey Jim. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.440 Now, who's gonna dance after something? 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.800 Who's gonna play the spoons? 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.320 I love so much this podcast on Will Ferrell's network. 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:56.000 That's okay. I don't think he listens. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:07:58.960 Impossible. 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:00.960 I hope he does. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.200 A long time ago. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.800 Yeah, I don't think he's checking in. I think he'd 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.000 be a little worried about what was happening on this 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:08.720 side of town. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.680 Well basically saying it in his name. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.800 At the end of every episode, we say praise Will Ferrell. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.320 The views and opinions expressed by this podcast do reflect Will. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.560 Ferrey almost exclusive. Yeah, what do you think we got it? 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.840 Devin? You came to us with a conspiracy theory that 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.080 has zero to do with Christmas addicts, but I will 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:40.680 say is a conspiracy we've we've touched on in the podcast, 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.200 but I was surprised to find out we had not 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.280 fully unpacked, and so this is an exciting day where 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.120 we get to do a pretty classic I would say, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:57.080 conspiracy theory. You said, my mama told me black man 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.439 have to wear a dress in order to succeed him. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.520 How is my man supposed to shmeet his meet with 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:08.160 this ship? 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:09.599 Bro? What the. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:17.000 To jump in? 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:17.600 Whenever you. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:20.560 Process whatever that. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:24.600 Was from any direction. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:27.040 I really wasn't ready for that. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.800 I thought, I really thought you were gonna pull like 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:34.880 a quote from Kat Williams. I really wasn't exactly you 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:36.640 hit me. You hit me with a spin move. That's 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.559 what Christmas Adict should have had, but. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.160 A dunk. 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.960 But yeah, I mean I feel like I was surprised. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.040 I was like, that's why I submitted a couple because 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.719 I would have I figured y'all probably would have done 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.880 this one already. But it's definitely a thing that I 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.800 grew up here about, and it's a thing that like 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.160 I was literally I was in Houston this weekend and 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.400 I took a Huber to the airport and the guy. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:00.480 Was like, oh, well, brought you to Houston. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:01.680 I was like, oh, I was doing shows, I do 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.599 stand up and he was just like, they get that 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:04.160 dress on. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.040 You yet, don't let him do it. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:07.560 Yet. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.320 Dam yeah, he said, he said, he said it's coming. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.840 And so like that is the thing that I've always 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.840 especially like my mom told me this when I was young, 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:17.840 but like especially like the older I get and the 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:19.880 more the further I get in comedy, that keep being 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.880 like it's on his way, that dress, the dress coming 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.679 for you dog, you know, And they always they always 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.200 got like a video reference. They always got like Chappelle 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.600 talking about it or like all these guys have like 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.120 real theories on it, and it's. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.520 And when you say they is the I know you 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:40.320 said your mom is apparently one of the sources. But 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.760 but is this a mostly family? Is this friends? Is 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:49.160 this broadened out to your larger Texas community? Like where 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.120 is this coming from? 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:57.600 This is mostly strangers? That's who tell you it's most 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.160 It's mostly people that I've never spoken to before or 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:00.720 in my life. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.240 Yeah or after? 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.240 Yeah exactly. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.120 And that like one time, the first the first TV 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.920 money I ever got, I went and bought a bunch 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:09.720 of gold teeth. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.800 That was like the first thing that I did. 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.160 Good for you, young man. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.960 Yeah, yeah, really, before I before I figured out my 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.560 health insurance, I went to go buy gold teeth from 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.559 from this from this woman named Helen, and she's like, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.439 is this Yeah, this is this stud woman who makes 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.199 gold teeth and like a were like a warehouse, like 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.559 an upstairs like a warehouse. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.480 And wait, so she's gay. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.800 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:43.400 She's gay and also warning you of the emasculation of 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:44.640 the black man. 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.960 Bro. She was really concerned about it. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.319 She's a stud though, you're right, which is like its 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.400 own kind of separate Yeah, you know, it's its own 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:55.480 kind of separate category. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:56.160 I met him. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:00.840 Yeah, you're familiar with a few from opinion. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.520 Yeah, I've been bullied by a few. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.240 But yeah, she was really just going in. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.080 She was really just she was just like you know, 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.560 she's she was like, look, I see you doing good, 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.040 but like, I know you probably want to get to 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.960 that top level and you know what they're about to 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:17.480 make you do. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:22.000 Don't let them do it. It's like, I don't with y'all. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.920 Would y'all ever do it? 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:30.240 Okay, I know we're going to get here this fast, but. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.280 I was worried. I was worried about this this morning. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.360 Yeah, Bory, do you want to start? Do you want 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.800 to answer for yourself first? 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.040 It's so complicated. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.320 I'm feeling the same way. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:50.040 Because it's like, you know, people got uncles, you know 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.040 what I mean? Mm hmmm. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:53.760 Uh. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.680 It's hard, right because I don't think I don't think 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:04.440 there's anything inherently shameful about dressing up like a woman, 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.760 Like I don't think it's that bad, but I do 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.240 also part of me want, part of me does worry 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:14.320 that it would be this thing of like an idea 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:17.520 of relinquishing some control. So do I think I would 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:22.439 do it? Ultimately? I don't think so, But I'm also 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.720 I don't think I would. But I'm also like, that's 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.959 far outside of how my humor. I'm not like a 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.360 I don't even dress I wouldn't me wearing a crazy 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:35.240 costume is also something I really wouldn't be. It's, you 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:39.080 know what I'm saying, Like, silly is not really my 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:43.680 stick anyways, so it would be it would be pretty 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.079 out of character, and like it would also be out 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.600 of character for me to dress up like anything. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.360 You know what I'm saying, Right, You're not You're not 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.280 a part of the dress up gang. You ain't You 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:53.880 ain't doing. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:58.360 I look wild physically anyways. You don't even. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.880 Put a T shirt on my man, he got it, 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:02.640 that's funny. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.160 I gotta be able to be taken. I'm you know 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:06.480 what I mean. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.720 I'm trying to be taken serious like I'm a weird 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:09.560 looking guy anyway. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.440 So it's like, no, I don't want to. I would't 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.400 dress up in a chicken suit either. Yeah, I get that. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:25.920 I put a chicken suit on. Funny to me, dress 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:31.640 me like chicken any day of the week. I Daddy's in. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:36.000 I will say that I feel the same struggle inside 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.240 of this, of both there's a part of me that 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.200 wants to be able to do it just out of 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:45.160 like rejection of all the sort of homophobic roots inside 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:45.840 of this argument. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:48.520 I want to be free. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.000 I don't want to sort of be beholden to a 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.760 bunch of problematic perspectives inside of all of these things. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:59.840 I do, in my heart of hearts, believe that some 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:05.080 the intention of it, though, is coming from a malicious place, right, 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.800 that like the want to see black men in dresses 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:13.920 is not coming from a place of gender equality and 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.560 sort of sexual openness. It truly is just looking them 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.360 silly niggas over there in dresses and. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:28.280 So yes, you ugly and I don't want that to 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:33.120 happen either, And so I'm torn and I should admit 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.480 and I will admit that that I want. 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:36.520 For a live show. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.200 For a live show. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.480 Uh does that make a difference, I don't know. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.960 But it felt important. It felt important to me. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:47.600 That's how I'm going to frame it. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.280 This was not pre recorded. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.760 Just man, this was not recorded, and there's no evidence 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:57.000 of it except maybe one picture. But for a live show, 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:01.000 I dressed up as Sylvia Plath because we had to 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.440 like dress up as an author and do like funny 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.280 like made up readings of their ship. So I dressed 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.840 up as Sylvia Plath and had a wig and a 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.840 dress and an oven in my hands. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:14.240 Hilarious, I was hoping you yeah. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.600 Yeah, like a tiny easy bag oven that I was 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.240 carrying around, because you know, that's how. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:21.840 She killed herself. I used to have a joke about that. 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.400 About her blowing or melting her head. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:28.440 Yeah yeah, yeah, early days. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:33.440 And I feel like you didn't answer straight up though, 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.000 what'd you do it today? 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.560 Current? I think, in my current, in my current today, 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:43.440 I was. My instinct is no because of the so 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:47.240 many of the associations. But my want is to get 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.280 to a place where, yes, I can do it without 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:54.120 feeling trapped inside of all the bullshit around it. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.320 I think I land kind of on that side of it, 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:01.440 right because it's like because it's like I actually don't care. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:05.119 I actually I personally really care about wearing a dress 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.080 like I would honestly. It is funny, like you. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.119 Know, have you seen Man. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:15.000 Jouanna Man? 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.560 And White Chicks came out when I was like eleven 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.160 years old, and it's just like, yeah, those that ship 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.800 was huge. So it's like I actually don't feel any 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:27.560 opposition to it, but I just know how much like 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:29.840 I know that in the event that I were to 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:31.960 put on a dress somehow, that would end up being 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.080 a huge hit. And then i'd have and then every 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.200 African uber driver that I came across, and now now 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:41.480 he's looking at me wild you know how I'm feeling. 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.200 You would look you would look funny as a lady, 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:44.760 And that's the issue. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:45.239 I know. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:47.080 I know I'd be a big ass lady. 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:48.639 I mean, yeah, you're so. 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:54.040 You know, I'm a six foot three lady. And then 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:55.000 I'm doing any stuff. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.880 I'm wearing a cart that's you know, like our linebacker 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:58.920 that's funny. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.160 There's already something there to it, you know what I mean. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.919 And it's like, but yeah, I just I got I 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.199 got I got uncles and cousins and a brother that like, 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.160 it's not even that I really care so much about 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:10.640 what they think. 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.280 It's just like I don't want to have to keep 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:13.480 talking to them about it. 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.399 You know what I'm saying, it's gonna be it's gonna 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:18.120 come up so much that I feel like it's gonna 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:18.879 fuck my life up. 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.080 I just want to keep going to the barber shop 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:26.760 and you know, things more complicated that I don't even 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:30.080 don't I don't even talk at the barbershop. I kind 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:31.639 of like, you know, I ain't one of them that 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:34.399 be chiming in and riffing and all this ship. I 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.160 keep to myself. I just let them do what they're doing. 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.280 And I want to be able to stay quietly an 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:43.960 observer inside of this toxic space. I don't need to 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.359 become the subject of the haircuts. 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:49.560 Because they they're already looking at me. Funny, because like 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:52.639 I put out this video and the nuggets one and. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:19:01.280 Like, what did you do? I didn't think it was crazy. 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:03.920 I was watching it and then I put the video 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:05.960 out and I guess the way that the noise that 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:06.440 I made. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:13.320 Uh Like so like I can't, I can't. I can't 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:14.439 also put a dress on? 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:19.600 What what noise did you make in video? 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.520 If you buy it, if you buy tickets to one 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:28.240 of our live shows, I'm playing for you. 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:30.119 I gotta know. 0:19:31.440 --> 0:19:33.840 I didn't think it was that bad. He but like 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:36.360 what you know, because when they're telling it, like he's 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:39.040 telling it to other people in there and he's like, 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.720 oh you was like like, like I voted. 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:57.040 And that's not what happened. Hold on, yo, let's go. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:19:59.399 Let's go. 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:17.439 This is longer than I remember, so you know, I 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:18.879 got a little carry it away. 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:22.400 But just to say I can't I can't also wear 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.720 a dress. That's so funny. 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.639 That's that's so much homophobia that they were crew that 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:33.400 on a celebratory day in in in Denver. They were 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:34.480 like this niggas gay. 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:36.800 One of the best times in my life. I can't 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:37.840 be excited. 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:42.640 You can't just let a real, real reaction come out 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:45.200 of your body. No, you still got to be a man. 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:49.480 Posturing as a man while you celebrate the happiest thing 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:50.520 that's ever happened to you. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:51.960 And I don't think it was that bad. You guys 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.040 think it was that bad. It was. 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:58.679 It didn't sound crazy to me, But in context of 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:03.640 barbershopships are revving up. 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:07.320 To get you your back alone. Now, Yeah, it's about 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:07.840 to happen. 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:11.640 It's about to happen, all. 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:15.760 Right, that's how that's all. It's that's all it's sound like, 0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:17.639 you know, you know what. 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:20.240 The fun up thing about these those kind of environments too, 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:22.520 is like you know, we're all like men who live 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:24.800 in like city, like we don't care, Like I don't care. 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:26.479