1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: subject it was just a suggestion. Why do I always 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: hear Carlo's voice in my head whenever those words were 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: put together. It's just a suggestion. That's what my grandmother 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: used to say. She used to say, you don't have 7 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: to do it. You ain't gotta do this, just a suggestion. Okay, 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now, 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: What you got for its nev I feel like baptized 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: and some people today, you know, I feel like it. 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: I feel like baptizing. So this right here. You know 13 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: a lot of folks ain't come to church rights, you 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: know a lot of folks that a lot of folks 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,599 Speaker 1: at home, you know. So so you know, since you're 16 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: not coming to church on the regular like you used to, 17 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: why don't we send out the mobile baptismal pool, the 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: mobile baptismal pool. I come to you your yard with 19 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: my baptismal truck and baptize you right there in the driveway. 20 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: The mobile baptismal pool. That might be one of the day, 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: cat Dog, if you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to 22 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: reach a Mr Wilson. How you doing. My name is 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: brother Spring water Man. Listen. We uh we we we 24 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: got paid to actually come by and do some services 25 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: to for for you by some friends of yours, and 26 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and 27 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: see what you had available, uh, some some services. What 28 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: y'all playing on cnsin grad What you do? What kind 29 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: of services you have? Actually, sir, You've got some friends 30 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you. 31 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: And what we do is UM. We have a Baptismal 32 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: on Wheels servant and what we do is we go 33 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: and we um. We baptized people at their home. And 34 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: Baptismal on Wheels has been it's a new UM company, 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we 36 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: have a truck with it which actually has a baptismal 37 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: pool on the back of it, and we actually come 38 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: to your home and we will baptize you in your 39 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: driveway and and make you hold again. So we've hostess 40 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: brother Water brother again, I'm sorry, I Waterwater. What you 41 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: want to come to my house? And give me a 42 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: baptism in my front yard. We want to baptize you 43 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: right there in your drive where your friends are paid 44 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: for the services. And my friend, my friend will pay 45 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: for me to get baptized. Man, I think baptized are 46 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: already well from my understanding, sir that but then that 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: you you had some some bumps and bruises and and 48 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,119 Speaker 1: and they seem to uh to believe that you need 49 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, that's 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: all that's it's all good. I mean things are I 51 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: mean think that that it made man. I mean I've 52 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh, me 53 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean we 54 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: all have set act. But for you to pull up 55 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,119 Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say 56 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: you can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any 57 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sometimes when some 58 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the House of 59 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a 60 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you. But we can actually need 61 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I need 62 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: convenience for you asking me to come to my house 63 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: on a Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway? Does 64 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it, 66 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? First of all, 67 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But 68 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the 69 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no 70 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and 71 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: baptize me in front of my house. So what is 72 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: all that? This is? This is what your friends are 73 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: talking about that you don't give me there wasn't My 74 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: players are telling you man and anybody which which one 75 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: of my friends gonna work to me and you to 76 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: come to my damn out so I and my if 77 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: I don't do let me that don't even make any 78 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: sense to me. You understand, No, I'm not I'm not 79 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,839 Speaker 1: at any liberty to tell you who actually is uhting 80 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,159 Speaker 1: the liberty because of my dam house. Can't baptize me, 81 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: but you can't tell me who the hell gonna see you? 82 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: But you're not there? What make come all? You don't 83 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: even call that that makes sense for you come on, 84 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: that doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm 85 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: gonna allow you to come and bring your phone in 86 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking 87 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: you ask and you supposed to be a pastor, you 88 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: proposed to get baptized, and I'm asking you. Okay, what's 89 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: a friend of mine is sending you? You know, let 90 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: you know I need to be done. You don't tell 91 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: you at that liberty, sir, all I want to know. Basically, 92 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm I'm coming taking to a 93 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: ch I'm not tiring me them back. Tip. I'm going 94 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I 95 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: tell you was did you come to my house in 96 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: front of my drive You better bring the old congregation, 97 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: you understand. You better bring the regions, the brothers, the sisters, 98 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: and they every my head. If you think how many 99 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: got time. This is a problem. This is what your 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: friends are talking about. This is why you need to 101 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: be baptized and cleans it again and washed in the 102 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: blood of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need 103 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. 104 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: What's wrong with me is now, what's wrong with you 105 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: is club and let him my hope. They're telling me 106 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: I need to be back high in front of my house. 107 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: If I need to be back to half, don't get 108 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: some only water, I go down to the church. I 109 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 1: don't need you come in front of my house. A 110 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: scers were all afraid of some white sheets talking about 111 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: to bat alete. That mona understanding for my understanding, for 112 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sunday is already 113 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: this month sunning this so man, I can't go anyone 114 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: and get the one. I don't need you coming here 115 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: because you tell him I missed too damn Sunday. I 116 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 1: don't miss that sunny too because the funbe ain't coming off. Sir. 117 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job. 118 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven clock and 119 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two. 120 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: Before you would I tell you what you curning my 121 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: stand o'clock and morning, I swear on your lord, I'm 122 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 1: gonna bust you. You understand me. You would not curting 123 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: my house, turning me. You would have got tip dow. 124 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who paid you? You understand 125 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: I will trying your in awards matter stopped out bringing you, 126 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: your teachers, everybody that we're gonna don't fool brought you 127 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: that you understand. I get all of this, ain'ter and 128 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: all of this did these problems you have within you? 129 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: We are going to burge your body and get it 130 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 1: out your system. I don't want your pleas to me. 131 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 1: I tell you what. I tell you what brother spring water? 132 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: That's a brother. Your bringing water on it? You're gonna 133 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: get baptize, oh Donday morning. I don't give a dam 134 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: who pays you, who called you? Bring you know, I'm 135 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: gonna who I care it kill you. I'm gonna trying 136 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: y'all safe. I got one more thing I want to 137 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,039 Speaker 1: say to you when you're listening to God that matter 138 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 1: what I'm missing, you ain't got to say to me. 139 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: I gotta go. You understand you? Man? I want to 140 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: say to you, is you listening to me? Whatnot? This 141 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: is Nephew timming from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You 142 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let 143 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: me check your something that. Let me tell you something boy. Y'all, 144 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: y'all was my bras so man us to head man, 145 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: I was about to act a fool on y'all because 146 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: y'all would have showed by crib you're standing me. What 147 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: y'all ain't got de better to do? Didn't sit around 148 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: here and just with people during their days. Man, I 149 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: ain't never thought y'all could give me with this the 150 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: who the hell goes around that kind of people? Always 151 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: like fidels a will baptized people would a pool on 152 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: the back that. I gotta ask you something, what is 153 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man? You know 154 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. Come on, bods 155 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: went up so high on that one. You need to 156 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 1: be washed in the blood. It's like meals on wheels. 157 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: I love that. You're gonna come by there, okay, Tuesday 158 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: morning before you go to work. Baby, we're gonna, we're gonna, 159 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna, we're gonna baptize you right there, one for 160 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: the one for the sun, one for the Holy Spirit 161 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: right there, and you'll drive with the back of the 162 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: ford one Babe, I got you. Okay, We're gonna get you. 163 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna get your cleans like you need to be alright, 164 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 1: let me let everybody know. And Columbia South Carolina. Alright, 165 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: all minds opening. Claire. I will be there at the 166 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: Coga Theatrical Center, the Coga Performing Arts Center July first. 167 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: Tickles are available right now. Oh take a mass out 168 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: latch as well as the box office. All right, all right, 169 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: that's what Columbia, South Carolina, everybody around the way. Ignorance 170 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: is coming to your town, Charlotte, thank you so much. 171 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,719 Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Nephew. Coming up next to this, 172 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. The subject is it was just a suggestion. Okay, 173 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,199 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 174 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: the same Harvey Morning Show.