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Speaker 1: do the one to so loser. What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 1: much a sports genius. Yo. What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie

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Speaker 1: It is Sisson also pronounced season. My friends call me

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Speaker 1: Sizzle when I'm pool side. What's up. I'm from the North,

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Speaker 1: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the West side

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Speaker 1: and I believe now it's just gonna be football Sisson

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Speaker 1: and Pumpkin, Spicisen and Spooky sits there. It is. I

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Speaker 1: it's nothing about that. It's about the Sword Losers Fantasy League.

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Speaker 1: why I don't know what is a bad trade going on? No, no,

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Speaker 1: there's no bad trades. There's none of that. What about instrumental? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We do the draft, right, so everybody that's in there

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Speaker 1: two weeks in a row, there is no lineup. That's

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Speaker 1: a good league right there? All right, So I still

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Speaker 1: do we do? I hear that was a two lane

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Speaker 1: instrumental coach? Well, if I change their schedule to what

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Speaker 1: to where everyone gets to play them once everybody plays that? No,

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Speaker 1: because there's three there's there's twelve teams in each division.

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Speaker 1: Can there be buys? Oh? Maybe we could do that.

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Speaker 1: And we haven't heard from him in a while, one

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Speaker 1: Michael Gallup. Coach Michael Gallup. Who was the trade for

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Speaker 1: it was Patrick Mahomes. She got Patrick Mahomes and she

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Speaker 1: Funny coach. Also, Lunch, you presented this, uh, this predicament.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me for saying, Dick, but you presented us this predicament. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good points. Interesting, you said the bye, which was interesting,

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying though, because Lunch's mentality is to

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Speaker 1: bad idea? Fine, you want talking about my Draft Kings dilemma,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. He's back. We do this

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Speaker 1: outside of every week. The winner gets a hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: So we had one guy drop out this year that

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Speaker 1: There's been some shade right now. And it's not because

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, coach, they just playing golf every weekend.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna remodel your house. No, oh you're getting a car. No. Man, Well,

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Speaker 1: almost get near a million dollars, they're not okay with that.

423
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Speaker 1: That that hurts a little bit, That that hurts their

424
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: financial accounting, and you see it as like Ray says,

425
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: they're okay with losing the hundred and thirty three thousand

426
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 1: because everybody's talking about it, and everybody's like, Oh, it's

427
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: that easy, just twenty five dollars. So everybody in that

428
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: state wherever it was, oh, let me put twenty five

429
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: dollars this weekend, and they're gonna make that hundred thousand back.

430
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: Like and sadly, that guy, I don't know where he

431
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: is career wise. I don't know what he's doing. But

432
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 1: if he gets falls in love with this website, I

433
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: mean he could easily give it back in five years

434
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: tops a hundred thousand. I would give back a hundred

435
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: thousand in thirty years. In Vegas, I was okay B

436
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: Marsh chasing. This is a couple of years ago. I

437
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: was sitting at Treasure Island. I gotta play the B.

438
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 1: Marsh clip. I was sitting at Treasure Island. I was

439
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: talking to the dealer and I'm like, what's the craziest

440
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: thing you've ever seen? He bought a watch from a

441
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: guy and he said, and there's this guy that comes

442
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: in here. He works somewhere here in Las Vegas, and

443
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: he cashes his paycheck at the cashier terrible, you know,

444
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: four hundred sixty seven dollars and something sense that was

445
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: his paycheck. And he sits down at a blackjack table

446
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: or something or a slot machine or something, and he

447
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: wins one point five million dollars. Wow. Yeah, And I'm

448
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the rest right after the US So

449
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: he has one point five million dollars. So they put

450
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: him up in a suite. They wine and dine him,

451
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 1: and he's living on cloud nine. He stays there for

452
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: a week and loses all one point five million dollars

453
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: back to the casino. See guys, See guys, that's where

454
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: the whole wine and dying thing comes in. Like, you

455
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: know what when they give out once he lost that

456
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: one point five million, do they really coach one point

457
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: you're winning and everything's good. They're giving you the free dinners,

458
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: the free hotels, and then they were like, oh see

459
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: that cocktail, that's six dollars. Guys. Picture of this when

460
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 1: when you when they give a one point five million

461
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: dollar Jackpott, You know what they do in those boardrooms? Hey, meeting, meeting, meeting,

462
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: all right, we just give one point five million dollar

463
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 1: Jack Pott, how are we gonna get this back? Well, sir,

464
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: no problem. We got him lobster dinner tonight. Good love it, Jimmy,

465
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: what do you got tom? We put him up in

466
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: the Presidential Suite and the thirty seventh floor. Oh, good job.

467
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: A cousin. Then it's a hooker. That's great, dude. That

468
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: girl always gets me when I was single. Man, you're

469
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: about to get to the room. You've been a good boy,

470
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 1: You've only lost a couple of hundred. Ah. Man, you're

471
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: a cold and night turn in up there. She is

472
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 1: lady in the night, sitting right at the slot machine

473
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 1: before your elevation. Hooker Hannah gets you every time. Guys,

474
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: I got the b marsh clip hit it because we

475
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: don't want anybody to ever be My question is how,

476
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: But at what point you're you're losing, Okay, you lose

477
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: five d and be like, okay, I'm done. But what

478
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: what makes you keep going? With all those chances? You

479
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: feel like at some point you're going to win again?

480
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 1: And when you're because when you start without a four

481
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty seven dollars or whatever, you're probably betting small,

482
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: and then you're winning, winning, winning, winning, winning, So when

483
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: you have one point five million, are you betting twenty

484
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: a hand because you're like, oh y, there's no way

485
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose. I got I got at five million.

486
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: What's what's a fifty on red? Oh? That land black?

487
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: Six six days and he lost one point five million

488
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: back to the casino. He that and that. The other

489
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: said that was the most like, you just want to

490
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: tell a guy to just leave, just leave. But that's

491
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: why you gotta be a planned if you have the baseline,

492
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: just like Steve Um. And he's fine with me sharing

493
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: this story. I already said he's an assassin. He said,

494
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: I was there for profit. You have a baseline. Once

495
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: you get up two hundred, you're never gonna leave with

496
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: anything less than two hundred. If you do that, that's

497
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: how you take Vegas. That's how they start taking down

498
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 1: those hotels and those condos. Now two da no chance

499
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: just to see you know two hundred dollars that you

500
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: guys on the bottom of the seat there. Brandon Marshall

501
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: wide receiver in x NFL. When you go to Vegas,

502
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: never be b marsh and chasing your story right here

503
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 1: right now. So I never told this story before my

504
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: third year in the league. I had to I had

505
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: to call Jakeler and asked for sixty thousand. I was

506
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: out in Vegas and I lost all my money. Bro

507
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: started at the Mirage. Lost my wallet. Well, you know

508
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: how they give you the markets. It's messing with people

509
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: like Franti. Like Franti, they go before you. They know

510
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: how to party, have a good time. Right. So I'm

511
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: out in Vegas. He's like, oh, you want to have

512
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: a marker. I'm like no, I'm good with my little

513
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: three thousand, four Thousand's like no, you can take a

514
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: marker out. I'm like a marker. It's like, yeah, just

515
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 1: put your your information on your bank account and we'll

516
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: give you a line of credit. I'm like all right,

517
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: and we'll also come up the sweets and everything. They

518
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: gave me. They gave me seventy thousand at the at

519
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: the Mirage for lost in size. No no, no, no, no,

520
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: I had it. I had I had a villa. I

521
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: had a villa. I had a villa by the Lions. Bro. Yeah,

522
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: all of that. So I'm at the Mirage. I lose

523
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: seventy thousand. I called my people. I'm like, yo, get

524
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: me at the Wind. Now I'm chasing. So now I'm chasing.

525
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: So I go to the Wind another seventies something thousand dollars.

526
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: Bro I'm literally in the Mirage Hotel. Uh no, the

527
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: Wind Hotel. And I called j I'm like, Jay, uh,

528
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm in some trouble. I need sixty thousand. He was like, oh,

529
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: B Marsh, you know J. You know it's biling with

530
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: all you can see. You can see it through the phone.

531
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, this is what we're gonna do, though,

532
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: You're gonna sign the paper, some type of document you

533
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: owe me. As soon as I landed, he had that

534
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: sixtyll check. I paid the marker off. We went back

535
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: into the season, made my little couple hundred thousand, and um,

536
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: you know I went on from there. Do not chase,

537
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: Like B Marsh, I'm trying to unravel this story. So

538
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: he lost seventy thousand, Then he lost another seventy thousand,

539
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: so he's down a hundred forty thousand and brand and

540
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: then Jake Cutler gave him sixty thousand. But he had

541
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: he had money I think at the Mirage and then

542
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: at the Wind he got a marker, which is uh

543
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: so he needed to pay back to Mark. They were

544
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: all at seventy. So what was the sixty four? I

545
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: don't know, was the sixty for dinner? Well maybe they

546
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: gave him. And and then you're telling me that uh

547
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: B marsh uh when he loses a hundred forty dollars,

548
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: he's broke. Well this was, you know, only his third

549
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: year when he was not making any money. Okay, So

550
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: you're telling me B marsh in his third year in

551
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: the NFL as a starting receiver, a hunter, he lost

552
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: a hundred and forty thousand dollars and he's broke. Yeah,

553
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I do. I mean, I'll look up Brandon marshall career earnings.

554
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: And so you're telling me that Josh Jacobs third year

555
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: in his NFL career, Josh Jacobs makes more money than

556
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: bringing to Marshall. Okay, he was a UM first round

557
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: draft pick. I believe Josh Jacobs was. I don't know

558
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: what Brandon Marshall was, but he made eighty two million

559
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: in his career. But he was drafted in two thousand six. Okay.

560
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: He his guarantee was for the first four years was

561
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: FO Yeah, so a hundred forty for four years. Um, guys,

562
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: we just got something. We got something. Yeah, email, Hey guys.

563
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: I listened loyally and never call in or write anything

564
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: to the Little Show or the Big Show. But I

565
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: absolutely love hearing the voices on the radio, and even more,

566
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: I love hearing the audience participation. I feel like I'm

567
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: part of something that's bigger than myself. I'll always be

568
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: appreciative to the nation. Go Brown's lunchbox has yet to

569
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: reply to me. I told him I don't want anything

570
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: except for a shout out. So Joe Sparks, this is

571
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: your shout out. Forever a fan, Joe Sparks is waiting

572
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: for this shout out. I'm from the North, I live

573
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: with my wife, I have a pool, and I get

574
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: to look at some flaws. But I'm actually just a guy.

575
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: Not shotgunning white clause because that's for women. I'm shot

576
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: gunning PBRs and Eddie is my favorite. That is from

577
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: Joe Sparks. He thought he wasn't gonna get a shout out,

578
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: but we always always always read our mail, and I

579
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: heard this and you got lucky that we just have

580
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: to read the same thing. If you look at my phone,

581
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: that was gonna be after the break. But I guess

582
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: you took care of it. How do you guys get

583
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: those emails? This one was on Facebook and you uh yeah,

584
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: that one I was actually sent to me via Twitter.

585
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. That's

586
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: how usually we get it. But yeah, I mean, oh,

587
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: and then the other crazy story. I talked to a

588
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: dealer when it when it used to be Monty Carlo

589
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: and it's now MGM at the park at No. Not

590
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: one theatore. He's at New York, New York. He's over

591
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: there tolling jokes. I asked him, you know, the coolest

592
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: thing he'd ever seen, and he dealt He's like, oh,

593
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm on naked jack now. They said they see that

594
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: all the time, like hammered or hammered, and they said

595
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: all the is just always just boobs flying out. He's like,

596
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: I just do this for the scenery. He goes, it's amazing,

597
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: because it's amazing. Women's come there's tops are off just

598
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: walking through the casino. Dude, if I don't mean to

599
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: interrupt your story, but before that, that is actually, if

600
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: it's just you and a dealer, the best thing you

601
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: can ask him is tell me a good story. Yeah, Hey,

602
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,959
Speaker 1: why don't you do a podcast where it's just about dealers?

603
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. It would probably be why don't

604
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: you do it? It'll be like that million dollar story

605
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: that was depressing sad. I want to know the stories

606
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: at a casino. It's highs and lows. Get ready for

607
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: a roller coast, that's life, coach valleys and mountain No,

608
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: it's actually it's on rocket fuel straight Coca cola. Yeah,

609
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I'm saying, Like, you want to

610
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: hear these great stories, and this guy comes with the

611
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: lost one point five million and but still a good story.

612
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: It's a good story, but it's so sad it makes

613
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: you never want to go to the desert. I mean, guys,

614
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: there are those true crime docs that are really sad too,

615
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: but they're good story and everybody watches them and everybody

616
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: listens to them. You ever see the people sometimes in

617
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: the desert when you're at the grocery story, it just

618
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: looks like they don't ever go to the strip, And

619
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: you're like, man, I wonder what turned him south on it?

620
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: I wonder if there was that well, no, no, no,

621
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: you see, sometimes I'll venture out to CBS, Walgreens and

622
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: it's just the look of a guy that just he

623
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: doesn't care about Vegas. He's he literally just lives there.

624
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: And it's like, man, I wonder if he had that

625
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: moment where it was just like, dude, I'm never going

626
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: to the casino again. Maybe not coach, Maybe he just

627
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: lives in Vegas. Yeah, I know, I know. People don't

628
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: live in Vegas and they say it is an amazing

629
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: town and then they've never been to the Strip, right, Yeah,

630
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: my cousin, My cousin is while someone comes visit, they

631
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: lived in Vegas for four years and they probably went

632
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: to the Strip three or four times. And it was

633
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: on dates like, oh, we celebrate our anniversary. We wanted

634
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: a day. We went to Paris and we got a

635
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: room there for the night and it was great and

636
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: then we got that's what. That's what my friends that'day.

637
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: They go on date nights because there's always a concert

638
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: to see, there's always great food. You can go to

639
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: different restaurants, like there's concerts on a Tuesday night, like

640
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: it's great, or the restaurants you want to get great

641
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: food on a Tuesday, they go to, uh, what's our

642
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: restaurant called Chino The Cosmopolitan delicious. But yeah, they said

643
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: that way that it's not busy on a Tuesday night,

644
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: it's perfect. You go down, you don't have to deal

645
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: with all the people Saturday and Sunday that don't even

646
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: worry about it. But but but they don't go gamble. They

647
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: just go for the food, the drinks and the entertainment.

648
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: But I mean, what about be Hands and Chris. You

649
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: think they've had bad times? Oh, they've probably had some

650
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: loads of lows. Like I mean, I think be Hands

651
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: pulled Chris out of the sewer one time. Did you

652
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: know that there's like a secret underground community that told

653
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: you that you didn't tell me cropd Coach. I think

654
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I almost got it, almost went in it. You almost

655
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: went underground stewer in Vegas. So there's an underground homeless community.

656
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: Coach with a mayor, with city councilmen and all that,

657
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: and they're all homeless people. And one night I was

658
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: standing at downtown. Coach tell me to dress them. I

659
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: need to join them downtown. Never know when things go

660
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: so not the Golden Night it was, it was by

661
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: there or whatever. And if you were a golden nugget,

662
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: good God, I hope you're strapping coach. We were downtown

663
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: and we had just played a show. They're like at

664
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: the convention Center or whatever. And I didn't expect to

665
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: gamble because I didn't even know we're spending that. I

666
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: thought we're just gonna fly in and go to the

667
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: next city after Vegas. I mean, why would I expect.

668
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know we were staying in Vegas.

669
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: But sometimes we don't spend the night there. Sometimes we

670
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: just have to go to the next town. I've never

671
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: asked anybody what am I going to do in Vegas,

672
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: because I know. So we're at the hotel and they're like, hey,

673
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna spend the night and leave in the morning. Okay, well,

674
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: let me go get some money. I go. I try

675
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: to get my credit card in the A t M

676
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: at the casino and they're like, let's go to another

677
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: A t M. Then, okay, I guess I have to

678
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: go to my my bank, my bank A t M.

679
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: So I walked down the street. I looked on Google Map.

680
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: I mean at this point, at this point, it was

681
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 1: twelve thirty PM, almost one, and I'm like, I need

682
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: my money now. Why don't you just go up and

683
00:35:53,440 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: get a marker. Hi, there like a marker before we

684
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: beat you the good stick. So I find it on

685
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: Google Maps. Oh, my bank is four blocks from here.

686
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: I can walk there. So I mean, this is one

687
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: almost one in the morning, and I'm walking and I

688
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 1: end up in homeless Ville. You were the may I mean, coach.

689
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: I like, there are people pissing, and some people over

690
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: there were singing songs. And look over my left and

691
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: there are two people doing it. And I'm just like,

692
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: there's a needle and it wasn't the vaccine. I'm just

693
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: trying to get my money. This A t M. Coach.

694
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: I finally went to the A t M. And it

695
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: was the scariest thing trying to put my number in

696
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: there in my car looking behind my shoulder. There were

697
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: no lights under the A t M. And I swear

698
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: if I would have gone down one of those little

699
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: sewer cat lids or whatever, I would have ended up

700
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: in that homeless community. So like, as you're at the

701
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: A T M. Are you looking over your shoulder? Are

702
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: you like I'm putting in the numbers, just worried that

703
00:36:53,800 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: something's about to happen. Oh whoa, oh god, yeah, my buddy,

704
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: But my buddies. Brother got robbed in Vegas one hundreds

705
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: at the casino and then coming out he was flaunting it.

706
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Some dude just jacked it from knocked punched him, knocked

707
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: him out, grabbed the money and why was he flying in, Coach,

708
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: that's just how my boys roll. Have you ever met

709
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: my entourage? Yes? Yes, I got Bay and the girl

710
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: next door. I met him. They're not that flash, this

711
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: one the Texas state one. Yeah, Coach, I met Dodd

712
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: not very flash. Yeah yeah, let me tell you I

713
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: met your I met your entourage. I grew up in

714
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: my neighborhood stand Oslawski and Millard, not that flashing Dodd

715
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: and his wife great people flash. He's like, have you Metage? Yeah,

716
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: they lived down the street from me. Dude, I mean

717
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: they're talking about in Texas, matt Overton, not a flash.

718
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I understand why they're flashing it. No.

719
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: I used to be jealous because, I mean, you guys know,

720
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: we now have the websites in different states. Eddie would

721
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: be able to name him. I don't really know, but anyways,

722
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: there's now other websites. But before you could only gamble

723
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: in Vegas and I would get jealous. You'd have the

724
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: guy I saw at one time, a dude worked. He

725
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: had the gas station shirt on. Maybe it was a

726
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: seven eleven shirt, I don't even know, come and go,

727
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: it was one of them. And he's in the sports

728
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: book and he has his tickets. He's placing the parlays

729
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: watching the football. I'm like, I'm jealous of that dude.

730
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: If I ever fail out. You know, college doesn't work out,

731
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: I don't really get a great career. Dude, I'm moving

732
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: to Vegas working at a gas station. I want to

733
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 1: be that dude where I just go in my betting

734
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,479
Speaker 1: tickets on my fifteen minute break and then boom, run

735
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: back to work. And you know what did you do

736
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: if your fifty minute break? Oh I I sat at

737
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: a break table and hated my life. Would you do? Oh?

738
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: I went and placed a bunch of bets in parlays

739
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: so I can strike it riche and be a millionaire. Oh, coach,

740
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: you'll be divorced by then. Coaches, there's no way in

741
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: hell you gonna like to do that. So back to

742
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: my dealer at the Monte Carlo. The craziest thing, No,

743
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: it's not Theodore. Theodore was in New York, New York.

744
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: So this guy like, so, what's the you know, wildest thing.

745
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: He said, gabbles, I'm a lawnlower. I always like these stories. No,

746
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: he said, you know that movie twenty one counter. He goes,

747
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: I dealt those kids. It was I dealt to them

748
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: in real life, all the black jack kids. Yeah, they

749
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: were counting cars from Harvard or wherever they were from.

750
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: M I t he said, I dealt to them, and

751
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: it was the most unbelievable thing ever. He was like,

752
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: we lost six hundred thousand dollars just in one night.

753
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: And he goes, there was nothing. He goes, I knew it,

754
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: but I can't do anything. He knew that they were counting. Yeah,

755
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: he was like, it's obvious. Like it was obvious, and

756
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: the pit bosses like, just keep dealing, keep dealing. He said.

757
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: He kept looking at the pit boss like, hey man,

758
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: they're probably getting video evidence. Yeah, getting video evidence. They

759
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: got collected, so they're fine with them doing it. One time,

760
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: but he said it said it was like a four

761
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: and a half hour session that he just sat there

762
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: and they were just taking chips taking It's obvious because

763
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: they go high when they win, and they go low.

764
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: When they lose, and they just yeah, he would, they

765
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: would just bring racket ships. Racket ships. He said, four

766
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: and a half hours, just boom, and they were just

767
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: it was just hundreds of thousands of dollars. They always

768
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: know I'm not counting because I'm usually getting beat, but

769
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: it was just it was just interesting that he actually

770
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: dealt to them in real life. And he said the

771
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: next day the pit boss got fired. Oh really, I

772
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: thought they were trying, because he said, I kept the

773
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: pit boss going, hey, man, like he's probably in on it.

774
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: Once you ever played such a good round of blackjack.

775
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: They're kind of the pit boss is over there, he's

776
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: got his side guy over there, because they almost think

777
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: he's counting this little gibble guy that owns a lawnmowing business,

778
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: condition sales. Let me tell you when the pit boss

779
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: is there, when I'm jumping up and down and screaming,

780
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: he tells me to sit down. They're worried about He

781
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: is not worried about me counting damn cards at all.

782
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 1: Like when I took that picture I put on Facebook

783
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: from the last trip in July at the Cromwell, when

784
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: I was going crazy, he was like, hey, just sit down, man,

785
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: you can't stand up on the chair. Okay, that's it.

786
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: He won't worry about me counting cards. And now they're

787
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: not worried about people counting cards. Is it just because

788
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: America's gotten dumber? Why did it used to be a thing?

789
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I get their deeper shoes. It goes four

790
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: card decks deep. If it was one, you can perfectly

791
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: count it. Because the people that count cards are one

792
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: in a million. So it's mostly just drunk we count

793
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: dude like you me No, no, no no, you me baser

794
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: our wives, Eddie lunch. You're telling me we couldn't sit

795
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: at the table post count after three hands? I'd forget

796
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: three hands? What's your count? Right? You can't ask hey,

797
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: what's your count? Signals through the signals like baseball player?

798
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: Why is eddie signal changing too? I don't know. Every

799
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: time I think you really forgot. And I mean, also, guys,

800
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: let's be real and hey, Edie's like my signals, Like,

801
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, why don't we count? I mean those

802
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: guys study they I mean they studied every day for

803
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: hours upon hours trying to learn it. Right there they

804
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: in prison? No, because it's not they can just count

805
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: from a casino. Did they keep the money if it's

806
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: not illegal? Did they keep the six hundred thousand dollars? No,

807
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: they got to keep the money. It's worth it, then, absolutely,

808
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: that's worth all. Like how how long do they study? For? Months? Months? Months?

809
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: Six dollars for a month as long? But they did

810
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: it at other casinos, so they moved from that casino

811
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: to THEO. You can probably go to different countries. And

812
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 1: the difference is now they do deeper shoes. And they

813
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: also do that random card where they just place it

814
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: the one that splits it. Yeah, where before they didn't

815
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: used to do that. I don't think. I don't know.

816
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 1: But and also they do the one the first card

817
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: off the deck, they put it away. You don't know

818
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: what it is. So you don't know what it is.

819
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: You can count them all you kind of know what

820
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: ding ding ding dingy. Wait wait, wait say that again,

821
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: because they you're writing notes. It's like just imagine he

822
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: gets a fast dealer. He's like, wait, wait, slow counting

823
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: count who don't put that card away real quick? What

824
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: is that I'm trying to count? I mean? So they

825
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: shuffle ray and then they do the new They start

826
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: the new shoe they put it all in there, and

827
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 1: then the first card they discard it. They just put

828
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: it face down and they slide it over here to

829
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: the discard pile. So you have no idea what that

830
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: card is, the what's it called? What's it called when

831
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: you play poker? The crowd card? The I forget it anyway,

832
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: So so let me ask you this, though. Don't they

833
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: do single car single deck poker or what I've never

834
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 1: seen single deck black check. I've seen double decks. Okay,

835
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: double deck maybe the least. Now you can count there,

836
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: but what what were you saying about the damn saying?

837
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: How you remember it? How do you remember the card?

838
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: You said, Yeah, that's the key, you remember that one card. No,

839
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you'll figure out what that card

840
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: is at the end of the day. Yeah, and when

841
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: you're getting towards the end of the deck. But you'll

842
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: never know because until that very end, and they never

843
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: get to the end of the debt correct because they

844
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: put that So I don't know how they you can count,

845
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I don't know how you

846
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: would count when that card is already discarded, So you

847
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: have no idea the count is already off, then do

848
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: you have to think, Okay, there's ten cards, twenty cards

849
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: behind the cut line, But double deck I think it

850
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: would be a lot easier count Why don't we go

851
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: to the Golden Nugget and do double deck and count

852
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: the ship out of it and I'll hang up and

853
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: list thanks, thanks, listen. When does the counting payoff like

854
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: towards the end of the deck, because no, no, no,

855
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: you have to count in order to know what's in there.

856
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what the counting is like. Can in

857
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: the middle of the deck, can you make a big bet?

858
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: I think you're making small bets, small bets, small bets,

859
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, I just saw all the

860
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: cards that I needed to see, and now I am

861
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: betting yes. And that's also why they cut it off

862
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: sometimes a little soon, because they don't want you to

863
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: do your biggest bets at the end of the shoe. No,

864
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: I'm just my wife. But hopefully, hopefully we would have

865
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: a really positive deck. So that's how you know that

866
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: there's a lot of face cards left, because that's when

867
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: the dealer is gonna break and that's when we're sitting

868
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: on twelves. We're sitting on thirteens. Hell, I got a

869
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: guy that said eleven. I'm telling that motherer to sit

870
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: on eleven. I don't know. I don't give an absolute

871
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: if we're counting, somebody's sitting at ten for all I give,

872
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying. My question is sword

873
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: losers weekend in Vegas. We got us three? Who would

874
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: we were? Do we need to recruit three people in

875
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: practice over zoom? Well, somebody that's good with numbers, so

876
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: oh Locks, Oh hey, Susan uh Florida and Dallas. I

877
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,959
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. Oh Locks is good with numbers?

878
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: Is in the accountant? But we also need to have

879
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: h he is he doesn't. That's player number one. But

880
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: it has to be a group that doesn't look like

881
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: a conspicuous group. No, that's why they and the kids

882
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: count the kids that did it. They all dressed up

883
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: in different like one guy was the bum, like you know,

884
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm just drunk. And then then there's a real classy girl. Hey,

885
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: hold on, then mowin Tampa, he's the he's the mail man. Yeah,

886
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: he comes in in his mail uniform, I mean blue

887
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: boue canon. He can go right, What if we're the

888
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: new version of the m I T buy. Listen, Packer girls.

889
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: She comes with her jersey on with Donald Driver jersey. Yeah,

890
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: Andrew Lissack, he could do it. You know what. Bazer

891
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: is wearing nothing cocktail and no bra. Boys, and she's

892
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: sitting on the edge of the table, and that's gonna

893
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: be all the distraction we need. And I'll hang up

894
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: and listen, boys, we may have just reinvented I don't know.

895
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: We want to take the casino that we're partnering with

896
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: for this sore losers thing, don't We want to take

897
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: them out, all right. We stay at the West Gate,

898
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: but we go somewhere else to run our scheme. Old Vegas, Yeah,

899
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: go to the Golden nug And we go to Old Vegas. Like, sorry, guys,

900
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: max bets are like five dollars. Okay, we'll never be

901
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: able to run the chap Anyways, all that time counting

902
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: cars for five dollars to hand, you count the cards

903
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: and profit fifty bucks on the night. More, did you

904
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: get your five dollars profit for the night? Good job counting, guys.

905
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was laborious for the past two hours.

906
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: Hey locks, Good job, dude. Thank you so much. With

907
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: all those numbers. You were great. Here's your six dollars.

908
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: They're all there in their uniforms. Most it's like a

909
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: mailman for three hours for five bucks with his crown apple.

910
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's like I mean, that's like we were

911
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: that I was at my buddy Garrett's bachelor party and

912
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: we were at the Golden Nugget and we had Laila

913
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: the freaking the best dealer of all time, because I mean,

914
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 1: she absolutely cheated for us all day long. Like we'd say,

915
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: what did you guys give her nothing? Nothing? So she

916
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: gave you money and you gave her nothing. No, I

917
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: didn't give her anything. But this is where we were stupid.

918
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: This is how dumb we are. Why after like three

919
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: or four hours did we get up and leave that table?

920
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Like why didn't we just stay there for like the

921
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: next place. I wasn't getting rotated out, like maybe for

922
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: twenty minute break and then she'd come back and you

923
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: would lose in that twenty minute break, necessarily lose, but

924
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: we would just stay afloat. But then this is how

925
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I told you how she cheated for us,

926
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: Like literally, you would have a fourteen and she'd be

927
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: showing a twenty and you'd say hit you sure you

928
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: want to hit you know? And if you were gonna like,

929
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: she'd flip it. And if it was gonna bust, she

930
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: would just give you the next person the card. What

931
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: then I swear like, you've told this story before, and

932
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: it gets more amazing every time I hear it. And

933
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: she has the a showing that she'd put it under

934
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: the little reader and she'd be like, you want insurance

935
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: and be like that you want to know? She wouldn't

936
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: say do, she'd be like, you want insurance. Okay, we

937
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: win the beat, win the wbelievable. The opposite of that

938
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: is the story I told about South Beach. He goes, oh, yeah,

939
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: my cousin he works at are you man? We'll go

940
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: play blackjack, will win a couple hundred easy, then we

941
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: go to sports book. Would be the perfect Saturday. I'm like, great, men,

942
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: baill come with you it. We go to his cousin's table.

943
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: It's just us, it's us, and South Beach goes, listen, dude,

944
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: you don't even got to make any decisions. He'll tell

945
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: you everything to do. I'm like, dude, this is too

946
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: good to be true. So we're just gonna win a

947
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: couple of hundred. I barely even gotta put any effort

948
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: into it. Then we go to the book. Perfect Bazer

949
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: comes in. I'm there, South Beach is there? All right,

950
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: this is my cousin. What's up, dude? What's Oh he

951
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: can't do handshakes? I'm this guy. Okay, okay, yeah, I

952
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: just head and he said, okay, he'll tell you everything

953
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: to do. First draw comes through. We lose, okay, okay, yeah,

954
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: sometimes you lose, sometimes you lose. All right, South Beach,

955
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: don't worries, dude, that was only funny. All right, we

956
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: got the next bro Yeah, come on, yeah, yeah, all right,

957
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: next one comes through. We lose, okay, alright, brob, no worries, dude.

958
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: It's still fun. So we're down forty. So when's this

959
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: guy gonna started helping us win? I thought it was

960
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: like guaranteed to win. Oh, he will just double it,

961
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: double it cool, I'll do eighty, dude, no worse, yeah

962
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: eighty alright, boom eighty dollars. Yeah yeah, boom. He tells

963
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: us what to do. We lose, okay, South Beach, I'm

964
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: down a hundred and twenty. At what point are we

965
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: gonna start winning? Is this gonna be easy? We left

966
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 1: the table. I'm like, your cousin was the worst luck

967
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: of all time and he made us lose. I thought

968
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: it was guaranteed. So there you go. Even if you

969
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: have a buddy dealing, sometimes you still lose. But what

970
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: was the I mean, what is can't do anything but

971
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 1: the cards of the cards? H But South Beach thought

972
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: it would give us at least one percent more of

973
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: an advantage of his cousin has seen the table so

974
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: many times, knows when to hit, knows when not to

975
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: knows blackjack. Even with his cousin's expertise, I got cleaned

976
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 1: out for like a hundred fifty dollars in about five minutes.

977
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, South Beach, now I have no

978
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: money to go to the sports book. What do we do? Now,

979
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 1: Let's go to a roulette table where we don't nobody

980
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: and just take a ten percent chance at nothing and

981
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: I'll hang up with Listen. Yeah, I've been watching out

982
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: for those roulette tables. Now with those three greens, those jerks,

983
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: I mean, vegas him again. Now that's awesome. What is zero?

984
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: Double zero? Zero? I gotta go to Europe? And then

985
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: we got one green. I don't know what they're doing,

986
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: so they made the wheel bigger. I don't. I mean

987
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: I never, I didn't do the dynamic. If you're playing

988
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: roulette with three greens, that's all there is now, No,

989
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: that's that's all there is. Right, I'm telling you that

990
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm done. I wouldn't. I will never look at a

991
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: roulette will in Vegas ever, because you don't gamble. I don't.

992
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: But two greens is bad because online there's one on

993
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: some of the sites. Back in the day, there was

994
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: one green. So it's like if you go to Vegas, like,

995
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: where are the hell are there two greens? I bet

996
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: you that's because of COVID. They need to make that

997
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: money back. Yeah, they were probably like, man, we lost

998
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: a lot of money during COVID. That was a bad year.

999
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: Like what can we think, how can we think about

1000
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: to screw these people? Even had another you know what

1001
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: at another green? They won't even notice. And the average

1002
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: person figures it out, like lunch box when he's all hammered,

1003
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: he's like, is there a third green on that? I

1004
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: figured it out. I figured it out when I was hammered,

1005
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: and it landed on the palm tree, and I was like,

1006
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: what does that mean? It means you lose you start celebrating. Yes.

1007
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, is that a wild

1008
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, no, no, no, it's the third green.

1009
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, so wild? Any number you win?

1010
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen a damn palm tree light

1011
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: up on the roulette little like board, you know what

1012
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like that little highlighted board the palm tree

1013
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the hell is that? What

1014
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: does the palm tree pay the same thing? It's just

1015
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: the third green. So it's thirty five, two one or whatever.

1016
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: Stupid ass people, But you have to select the palm tree.

1017
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: You have to select the palm tree. But I didn't

1018
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: even know palm tree was an option. Oh cool, what

1019
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 1: happened palm tree? Um? Nothing, you actually lost US five?

1020
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: That's like on my on my big wheel. You know

1021
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: they have they have like a hundred dollar one dude,

1022
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: bezer swung me by that machine. It's the dumbest thing ever.

1023
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: It goes and it's like, is it the one where

1024
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: there's all those one dollars and then you can win

1025
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: the ten dollar? Yeah? Yeah, so they have I mean, no, no,

1026
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: any passed out one time at the table because it

1027
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: was that that whe all goes so slow that there's

1028
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: you can't do it. And the sad thing is you

1029
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: can choose the one dollar. Yeah yeah, but you can

1030
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: literally literally A learned that with Bezer. You wait for

1031
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: the wheel for five minutes to win one dollar. The

1032
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: dollar hits more than anything. I know, I know it.

1033
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to win a damn dollar. You don't

1034
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: a dollar. You're too good for a dollar. Yeah, if

1035
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm gambling, I don't want to win. That's the one table.

1036
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: You can sit there for two hours with ts and

1037
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: Eddie fell asleep. I will say this, The worst is

1038
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: now the high table minimums, when they get you at

1039
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: fifty dollars, starting like that's terrible, Like you need to

1040
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: find a table where it's five dollars. Ten is pushing.

1041
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 1: But I know I had a buddy who wasn't pits

1042
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: to man. He said the minimums were like fifty dollars

1043
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: at ten am. You go find your table and it's

1044
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: usually at five dollars. At ten am, no one's there

1045
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: is dead. But you have to stay there all day

1046
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: because then they start moving to a fifty dollar minimum.

1047
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: But you're still grand really, yes, but you have to

1048
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: stay there camp out, no pool, you have to be

1049
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 1: there for twelve hours. Your grandfather did. Yes. But see,

1050
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: here's what happened to me. In the big wheel. There's

1051
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: recent there's a hundred, and I don't know a couple

1052
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: of trips ago, there was a hundred dollar one right,

1053
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: So if you put one dollar and it lands on it,

1054
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: you win a hundred. Baby. There's only one of them

1055
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: on the on the wheel, right, So I see my

1056
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: hundred right there. Put a dollar on that. But that's

1057
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: where I put a dollar on the hundred, right. Hey,

1058
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: she rolls it. She didn't roll it, she spun it.

1059
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, it's going to the hundred, it's going

1060
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: to hundard hundred hundred. She grabs my dollar and then

1061
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: puts it in her little bag. Uh no, no, no,

1062
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: it landed on a hundred. No, No No, I want a hundred. No,

1063
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: you won the black hunt. You put on the black hundred.

1064
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 1: That's the green hundred. You tell me there's two hundreds

1065
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: on this thing. Yeah, I'm the very top. There's a

1066
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: black hundred in the bottom when there's a green hundred.

1067
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: So what'd you win? Nothing? He yelled so loud, hud dude,

1068
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't know which is worse, yours or lunch is

1069
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: palm tree when you feel like you've lost I'm like,

1070
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: there's two hundreds on this thing. Two d That's when

1071
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: I found out there were two hundreds on every every

1072
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: one of those wheels lunch. You want this audio you

1073
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: had me, don ago? Yeah, Here, we're gonna what were

1074
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: you right back? And then we're gonna play you at

1075
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: clip of a mom losing it at a board meeting

1076
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: over a book that's in the library at our kids school.

1077
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: And it has to do with yes. All right, So

1078
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: this mom found out there's a book in the library

1079
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: has a chapter about anal sex. Okay, so she so

1080
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 1: she goes middle school or high school, I don't know,

1081
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: And so she goes to this school board meeting. I guess,

1082
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: gets up on the microphone. I have the book myself.

1083
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: She gets up on the microphone and this is her rant.

1084
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 1: Oh yes, chapter two. Very familiar with this chapter large stone.

1085
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm just thankful that y'all don't have

1086
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: the ability to um make a mask keep mandate. Instead,

1087
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: I was going to talk about the need for a

1088
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: second high school but I was sidetracked by for the

1089
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 1: boys take her out back. We boys figured then hand

1090
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 1: on the corn box cornhole, grab ahold of that bread,

1091
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: rub that calico. You can find that on page thirty

1092
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: nine of the book called Out of Darkness, which you

1093
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: can find at Hudson ben Middle School and p Cave

1094
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: Middle School. Alright, not gonna lie. I had to google

1095
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: cornhole because I have the game in the back of

1096
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: my yard. But according to Wikipedia, cornhole is a sexualist

1097
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: slang volgarism for anus. The term came into the use

1098
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: of the nineteen tens. Of the ninth United States is

1099
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: verb form to cornhole, which came into usage in the

1100
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: nineteen thirties. Instead, have anal sex. I do not want

1101
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: my children to learn about anal sex and middle school.

1102
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: I have never had anal sex. I don't want to

1103
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: have anal sex. I don't want my kids having anal sex.

1104
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: I want you to start focusing on education and not

1105
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: pub like Stone, You're on standing ovation, Uh, I mean interesting? Likewise,

1106
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: is what in the world do you think the kids

1107
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: even read that book? That's a random as they Well,

1108
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: obviously her son or her daughter brought that book home.

1109
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: That's why she she saw it, coach, and it's taking

1110
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: a whole new meeting when somebody says, hey Man football

1111
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: college Saturday, you want to go play some Cornell. Hell, no,

1112
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna play getting Cornell mother. I mean if

1113
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: your mom is that mom? I mean, how embarrassing. Coach,

1114
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: I may me to blurt. I mean, you made to

1115
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: cut that out. I'll just take that part out. It

1116
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: was so bad. Yeah, that's way too bad. I can't

1117
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: play that march, but we can leave the anal party. Yeah.

1118
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: I can't believe she actually said that, though in person,

1119
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing on a podcast without any regulations. She got

1120
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: their attention and they cut her mic. She got their attention.

1121
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: Is this book still in the library? You think it's gone?

1122
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: I think they took it out. And Hudson mid Middle

1123
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: School in the middle school, I think that book is

1124
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: out of the library. Oh my god, I mean reading

1125
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: is fun again. Boys hanging up and listen. I might

1126
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: get that book on the way. So why are you here,

1127
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: Marge Stone. Well, all of a sudden, my son and

1128
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: his friends they were very interested in reading. So I

1129
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: knew something was up. And I turned the page thirty

1130
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: nine and it said put it my corn hole coin box.

1131
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: She's like, I have not had anal sex. I don't

1132
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: want to have anal sex. Hey man, that's tough. That's

1133
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: tough for a librarian. Well, who has to follow that too.

1134
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: Some guys like the water. The water mountain has been

1135
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: out of order for six months. My son said he

1136
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: was thirsty. And the water fountains broken. It's been broken

1137
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: for a while. So the masks, you know what I'm saying,

1138
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,959
Speaker 1: You guys enforcing masks, a bunch of anti actors. Okay,

1139
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: who's next, Billy Cobb? Yes, I was just gonna talk

1140
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: about the school desks they're about. I guess it's not important. Um, yes,

1141
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: Sarah or Jim, Jim, you're next? Um? Yeah. So the

1142
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: school lunch meals, I feel like they should be a

1143
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,479
Speaker 1: little bit healthier. Um, they've they've had some junk food

1144
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: and and and that's really all I got. I'm sorry, guys.

1145
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: Hector Hector Uraeus. Yeah, I just want to say I

1146
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: was here to talk about the school bus, the bus system.

1147
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: They're running five five minutes late every morning. But also

1148
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: i'd like to say, march Stone, you're wrong. I like

1149
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: anal h Jeremy. Yeah, so anyways, I was thinking the

1150
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: school day starts at at eight thirty that that that

1151
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: doesn't work with my my my work schedule. See, I

1152
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: have to commute to work, so I like to actually

1153
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: it would be good if school started at seven. Um

1154
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: and and and I too, Am I'm not down for

1155
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: anal and Marge, thank you for what you said. Thank

1156
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: you man. This book takes place in uh, nineteen thirty

1157
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: seven Texas. What was it called? Into the Darkness? It says.

1158
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: The novel chronicles a love affair between a teenage Mexican

1159
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: American girl and a teenage African American boy in nineteen

1160
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: thirties New London, Texas. Um, John, are you there? Yeah,

1161
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: so I just wanted to talk about high school athletics

1162
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: in the football ct E. I'm I honestly lost track

1163
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: of what I was gonna say. Um, but but but

1164
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: I do want to say, Um, what was what was

1165
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: the name of that book? It's called out of Darkness?

1166
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, he writes it down. I'm gonna

1167
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: check that out. That's the library, Yeah, yeah, yeah, my

1168
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: son goes at school. Am I allowed to check out

1169
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: books at the library or do I need my son

1170
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: to get it? Oh, oh my god. I like Cornhole

1171
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: the game. The game, the game. Alright, Happy Wednesday, guys.

1172
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: My I there, Oh yeah, Mr Smith and high I

1173
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: realized Julie's name was Smith too. I'm not married to Julie.

1174
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: That was a different lady. Um, that was Mars. Yeah,

1175
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm not married to March. Um, but awesome points of March.

1176
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks, oh man, Happy hump Day, Have a

1177
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: great Wednesday tomorrow. I mean, I mean, I've watched that

1178
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: club and just died. I thought it was so I mean,

1179
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: are they still talking about like that board. They probably

1180
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: went back in the room afterwards, like can you believe

1181
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: that that's Marge. That's my neighbor Mark, I lived next

1182
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: door to March, and so now I know she doesn't

1183
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 1: do anal. That's all all they're gonna be, like everybody

1184
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: in that room that every wherever they see Marsh from

1185
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: now on, the first thing they're gonna think is, yes,

1186
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: she doesn't do anal, and she doesn't want to do anal,

1187
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: and she doesn't want her kid doing anal. That's all

1188
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: they're gonna think about. Oh my gosh, Jimmy, Yes, Um,

1189
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank Marge for what you had to

1190
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: say today. I think we all learned something. Um, I

1191
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: didn't have anything funny to say. Okay, oh yeah, Bill,

1192
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: you that's something to say. Yeah. My name is Bill Smith.

1193
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: I am married to March, and I want to say

1194
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: I have been fighting her on this for fifteen years.

1195
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: We've been married for fifteen years, and I've been trying.

1196
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: Every time I try, Anal kicks me out of the bedroom.

1197
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: But I've been trying. Guys, I support Anals mark in

1198
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: the back. Yes, so I don't. I don't know how

1199
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: to say this, but actually dated March in high school

1200
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: and I beg to different March. You obviously don't remember March.

1201
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: Oh Man, Alright, Happy Wednesday, Hey, Mars is looking out

1202
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: for a kid? Enjoy football tomorrow night, I mean tomorrow

1203
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: night Panthers and Texans. But it's actually gonna be a

1204
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: good game. Why, I don't know. I mean, they both

1205
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: seem to be pretty good, better than we thought they

1206
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: were gonna be Panthers two and no, they're about to

1207
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: be three and now because the Texans are starting their

1208
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: rookie quarterback. Because Tyrod Taylor, he just can't he can't

1209
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: stay healthy, and on Friday will break down the rider.

1210
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: Who's the third what? Who's the third quarterback? And Houston

1211
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: no idea. Maybe they'll bring back that Arkansas guy. His

1212
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,479
Speaker 1: name Mallett, Ryan mall He's been out a long time.

1213
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: And guys on Friday show, I'm gonna go to something

1214
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: very special this weekend. I will give you a little

1215
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: hint and we will deep tease that and follow it

1216
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: up on Friday. Okay, you know where I'm a head

1217
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: of today? Uhh, Hospital box library? Right, I missed the joke.

1218
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 1: I missed the joke. What are you doing with my

1219
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: cousin Andrews and Towns? Where's his team in Birmingham? They're

1220
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: the Rocket City Pandas in Birmingham. No, in Huntsville, Alabama. Huntsville. Okay,

1221
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 1: I drove through Burning Birmingham. I saw the baseball stadi

1222
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: like there they are transh Pandas. But he played for

1223
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: the Pandas independent. But this season is over over over

1224
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: in London. So where does he live in the off season?

1225
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: He'll be moving back to Austin. His wife flew in

1226
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: today to the Nashville Airport. He picked her up, so

1227
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: he drove north to drive south. He drove from Huntsville

1228
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,439
Speaker 1: up here to pick her up and now they're driving

1229
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: back to aust Never been to Huntsville, Obama. It's rocket city, man. Man,

1230
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: they got a NASA station. I played with golf with

1231
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: the guy one time. He was in a hurry going

1232
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,479
Speaker 1: to Huntsville. Yeah, he had to be there by seven, dude,

1233
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: that's the life of a panda. Have you been Huntsville coach? No, coach.

1234
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: We have sales ladies. I believe they live in Huntsville

1235
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: and they would drive to our office every day, so

1236
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: it's not that far from here. Negatives to ours. Okay,

1237
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. Good luck to the Green

1238
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: team today. Back on the pitch, Yes there, Marion and Mitchell.

1239
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,919
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Is it gonna be drying up to play?

1240
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: We're playing on astro turf, man playing on the baseball

1241
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: field based Belmont Baseball plays on AstroTurf. So really, kids, remember,

1242
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 1: get your head in the book. That's the reading rainbow way. Yeah, everybody,

1243
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: if you're still in school, go to your library. See

1244
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: if they got this book. It's not called I get

1245
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: rid of it. Out of the darkness, Out of the darkness,

1246
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: Out of the darkness, and send us a picture of

1247
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: you in the library reading out of the darkness, it'd

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Speaker 1: be hilarious. We are the sore losers at gmail dot

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Speaker 1: com and just on Twitter, hit us on Facebook. Have

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Speaker 1: a great day. Hey, what do you think of the

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Speaker 1: Julio picture? Julio, get the stretch. It was only a

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Speaker 1: week late, but good. Hey Julio, welcoming that you're tipping up. Baby,

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Speaker 1: we don't have to play it and go home. Let's

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Speaker 1: go home. Julio, welcome the name. If you have ideas

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Speaker 1: what we do with that fantasy team, I really don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do. Julio, Welcome to Titans. Up one

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Speaker 1: more time? One more time? Right, one more time? Really

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Speaker 1: choked on his tongue second of all day. Hey, that's

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Speaker 1: like the what's the dude, Daniel Jones man tripping on

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Speaker 1: his feed? Oh man, Danny Dimes. You got one shot, dude,

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Speaker 1: one shot right here. Let's go, hu Julio, welcome to

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Speaker 1: Titans Off baby, All right, let's get out of here. Good.

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic, right, you know how you delete every other clip?

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Speaker 1: What were you trying to say at the beginning, Julio,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I say what up Julio or

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Speaker 1: the Julio, or he tried to include the city name.

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Speaker 1: The Catchphray is the team name all in one. That

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Speaker 1: was bad bad that that not baby boy god Ah

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Speaker 1: all right luo