1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: Little known fact, and you should try this while driving 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,479 Speaker 1: on your way to work. If you press the accelerator 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: and the break at the same time, your car takes 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: a screenshot. Oh, I want to see the photo of 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: your faces while listening to this segment What's on your mind? 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: So press those both at the same time and send 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 1: that photo over to us. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,639 Speaker 2: Ironic. You're going to want to dah recording when you 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 2: hit the yeah. 10 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: But let's get it started with brook Brook what's on 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: your mind? 12 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I discovered the ultimate life hack. 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 2: Oh feel happy about. 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: It, big promise. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,279 Speaker 4: My kids have. 16 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 3: Entered their sleepover era. We'll call okay, so we have fun. Yeah, 17 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 3: so fun. 18 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 5: We host kids, the kids go to their best friend's houses. 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 5: And it dawned on me this weekend that if I 20 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 5: schedule it write, I can get both kids out of 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 5: the house at the same time. Oh wabing a whole night, 22 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 5: a whole date night. 23 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you. 24 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: Actually want to be away from your children? Oh god, everyone, 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: this is so unlike your normal messaging. 26 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 3: It was so dreamy. 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 5: Older had a sleepover his best friend, and then Norah 28 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 5: was that her best friend. 29 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 3: And then I went home and I'm like, oh, my god, you. 30 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 2: Can decide what to eat and we. 31 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 3: Don't even have to pay anyone for taking our children. 32 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: Wow, I mean feel guilty? 33 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: You like, can they stay? They're a week? How about 34 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:31,759 Speaker 1: a whole month? 35 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,559 Speaker 5: I was so grateful that I thought about bringing wine 36 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 5: over as a thank you, But then I thought maybe 37 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 5: I don't bring wine because that's kind of sending the 38 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 5: wrong message. So I just found a hack for free 39 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 5: babies and takes a village people. 40 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: You get ready, Nora and Adler. You're not sleeping over 41 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: at your own house, Jose, what's on your mind? 42 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 6: Well, last week I told you guys about this new 43 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 6: massage parlor I've been going. 44 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: To experience since I have a year long membership here. 45 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 6: Then I can't get I had to request a new messuse. 46 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 6: So the day of they send me a text before 47 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 6: I get there and it says, you're hot stones for 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 6: my hot stone massage are broken. I don't break stones, 49 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 6: That's my exact question. I'm like, how do you break stones? 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 2: They're earth stones. 51 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 3: They usually just put them in like a slow cooker. 52 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, look, it's not a big deal. 53 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 6: I'm confused because I'm like, okay, but whatever, I go 54 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 6: in the new messuse walks in. 55 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 2: She says, I have good news. 56 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 6: They shaved down the stones so they can be smooth 57 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 6: and they can use them now. 58 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 3: You can't get a refund here. 59 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is an addition to a regular massage. You 60 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 2: pay extra for the stones. 61 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 4: She says. 62 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 2: Look the heater, it heats up one rock really. 63 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 6: Good, and the rest of them don't get So she 64 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 6: starts to massage me with tiny rocks pebbles on my back, 65 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 6: and one of them is piping hot, like I. 66 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: Can feel the one and then the other one. So 67 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: imagine a. 68 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 6: Bunch of small pebbles scratching my back. 69 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds nice. 70 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 2: Hot skipping stone massage is what I'm calling. 71 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: Okay. 72 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 6: And then after that she's like, well, I'm so glad 73 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 6: we were able to adjust and take care of you. 74 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 6: Like me too, as I have like tiny little bird marks. 75 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 6: So I'm excited to know what's gonna happen next month, 76 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 6: me too. 77 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: What's on your mind? 78 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 4: So we have a technical director on our show that 79 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 4: people don't know, but he's in the room I'm looking 80 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 4: on right now. It's Ashton. Okay, and I've noticed something 81 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 4: these past few months. 82 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 3: Okay, every day. Ashton likes to. 83 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 4: Comment on someone's appearance in the room, you know, spread hammering. 84 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 4: The other day, I got that I looked like an 85 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 4: Amish swim. 86 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: Coach because I had my hair and braid. 87 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 4: He told Baroke looks like a cat pup on her sweater. 88 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 4: One day he asked, who let me leave my house 89 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 4: wearing black and brown? Today he walked in and told 90 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 4: Brooke he made fun of her wearing a Canadian tuxedo 91 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 4: while he was also in a. 92 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: Canadian but he could pull it off. 93 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: I say that was as a compliment somehow. The week 94 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 3: before he called me the nutty professor. 95 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 2: It's different after. 96 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 4: And that's why I want to say, Ashton, if you're 97 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 4: going to. 98 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,559 Speaker 3: Roast us, I want it to be better. 99 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 4: Okay, step it up. 100 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 2: He's going to do it. 101 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 4: Make it good, you know. So I'm gonna give you 102 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 4: one chance, right now, Ashton, to roast my outfit. Okay, 103 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 4: get your five seconds. Okay, your time is running out. 104 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: He's not tall enough to see over the computer to 105 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: see these monitors are very wide. 106 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 4: Uh honestly, whatever, Okay, my prime example. You need to 107 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 4: work on it. 108 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: You want you want to get roasted better? 109 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 3: If you're going to do it. Yeah, I get you. 110 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 3: I get you, all right, Jeff, what's on your mind? 111 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: Well? I came to a realization recently that life is 112 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: not supposed to be fun and happy. 113 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 3: Whoa. 114 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: If you're happy, if you're having a good time, you 115 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: aren't actually living. 116 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 5: I'm glad you've led with this because I have just 117 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 5: felt so good the last couple of weeks. 118 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,599 Speaker 3: Hard for me. 119 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you are not living for real. That's why I 120 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: was out in my yard over the weekend raking leaves 121 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: for five straight hours, never raked before, and it's just 122 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: as miserable as you would imagine it would be. Yeah, dude, 123 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: you're organizing leaves into a corner and then mid rak. 124 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: My neighbor pops over and this after like four hours 125 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: of work, and he's like, hey, what are you doing? 126 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh, you know, I'm just taking 127 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 1: care of business. 128 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I did. 129 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 3: He offer to give you a leaf blower. 130 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: He's like, please, don't do that, don't don't rape, And 131 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: then he showed me on his phone an article from 132 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: the county encouraging residents not to rake their leaves. It's 133 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: because the breaking just erupts the life cycle of the leaves. 134 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: It's bad for insects. That actually causes more greenhouse gas 135 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: emissions if you rake. 136 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: Because of the pile and burn the pile. 137 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: Or you donate it to a dump where the greenhouse 138 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: gases are much worse. So I find myself apologizing now 139 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: to a random man for raking my own lawn for hours. 140 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 3: Neighbors aren't a random person before this time. Still your neighbor, 141 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 3: and I had already. 142 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: Raked the lawn, so I had to after that go 143 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: back and put leaves back, scatter them all over my yard. Yeah, man, 144 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: And that's how I knew life is meant to be 145 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: absolutely miserable. 146 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 2: You might as well spray water on your driveway now 147 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 2: in it. 148 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, just make it a total unlivable hell hole. 149 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 5: Yeah. 150 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: Text in seven, eight, five, nine to two, How are 151 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: you miserable? Tell us what's on yours? It's brooken Jeffrey 152 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:54,559 Speaker 1: in the morning.