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Speaker 1: Girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pick app.

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Speaker 1: Line on you. Hey, baby, did you get those pants

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Speaker 1: on sale? Because you should return them at my place.

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Speaker 1: The same moms are one hundred off eh off your body.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got it. Yeah, explain it more whatever you do.

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Speaker 4: Was this the urge to tell him to get a

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Speaker 4: new dad joke? Instead, tell him you'd consider going out

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Speaker 4: with him if you could bring your busty, promiscuous roommate.

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Speaker 4: And that's when you give him the number of the

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Speaker 4: loser line. So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 4: that we can play on the air. Voicemail is like

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Speaker 4: this one next.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Sherriet's gone. I just wanted to call and reach

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Speaker 5: out and say I had fun hanging out with you

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Speaker 5: and stuff. You know, I know we don't know each

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Speaker 5: other that well, but I could tell you have a

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Speaker 5: little bit of a daring side to you. So I

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Speaker 5: was thinking that maybe we could get together because my

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Speaker 5: buddy owns a car wash and not automated car wash,

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Speaker 5: and I've got the alarm code, so I was thinking

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Speaker 5: we can maybe go there after hours and have like

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Speaker 5: a thrill of like our lifetime going through it nude

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Speaker 5: or whatever.

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Speaker 6: It'd be fun.

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Speaker 5: I'd have to turn off the hot wax part before

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Speaker 5: we start.

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Speaker 3: That could be bad though.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Yeah, yeah, that sounds so painful.

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Speaker 4: Worried for this man? Or does he have the greatest

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Speaker 4: date night idea of all time?

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Speaker 6: Next message, Rob, I know your game.

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Speaker 2: I know that you were only.

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Speaker 6: Talking to me to get to my friend.

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Speaker 2: I'm not stupid, you idiot.

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Speaker 1: People like you belong in the trough.

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Speaker 6: You big, have a nice life, Rob.

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Speaker 3: Next what pigs have.

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Speaker 5: She been hanging out?

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Speaker 4: I think as a kid her animal says machine was broken,

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Speaker 4: her lull on battery, the kid the pig goes. You

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Speaker 4: never think about how that stuff could help you out

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Speaker 4: later on in your life, but there's an example. It's Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I also like she's calling him out for being a

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Speaker 2: pigmy he somehow gave her the loser.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I don't think he wanted her or her friend.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, uh, obviously you're not calling me back

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Speaker 2: and I get the hint. So I guess I should

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Speaker 2: tell you now that I don't really have a stive

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Speaker 2: thirteen shoe. I only said that to impress you. It's

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Speaker 2: more like a ten and a half.

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Speaker 1: Whatever.

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Speaker 2: You're not interested, so it doesn't matter anyway. I guess

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Speaker 2: i'll see you at the foot locker this weekend. I'll

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Speaker 2: keep it cool, not a weirdo or anything. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you're not the first lady to catch me, you know,

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Speaker 2: rying about my shives shoes that is.

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Speaker 6: Shoe shys next message, Oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, awkward. But why do I feel like that guy

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Speaker 4: is secretly a dynamo in the sack?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 4: Probably an adult film star even I'm just when he

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Speaker 4: works at foot locker and he's not just.

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Speaker 2: Walked in, it's like I'm a thirteen and a half.

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Speaker 4: Let's get your size and he ran away.

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Speaker 5: Never mind.

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Speaker 4: Remember you get the special Loser line number. If you

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Speaker 4: text the word loser l O s E R to

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Speaker 4: seven eight five, nine to two, give it out to

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Speaker 4: somebody who's creeping you out in the shoe store. Hopefully

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Speaker 4: they can call us and leave an awkward voicemail. We

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Speaker 4: can play voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know I'm not a or

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Speaker 2: like you think I am.

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Speaker 6: Don't you know I could google this number.

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Speaker 3: It's for a.

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Speaker 2: Dumb radio show that I listen to, and I hope

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Speaker 2: you're listening right now because I only tip that much

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Speaker 2: because I wanted to hook up.

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Speaker 3: I'm a good person. Screw you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you allow this to happen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, another guy who thinks a waitress

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Speaker 4: wants him just because.

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Speaker 5: Because your God doesn't mean you're a good dude.

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Speaker 4: It's like I just wanted to use you.

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Speaker 2: See, I'm a good guy.

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Speaker 5: I tim do you well just so I could get

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Speaker 5: you in the sad bag.

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Speaker 4: What a benevolent man. And another glowing with you from

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Speaker 4: one of our loyal listeners. I listened to that dumb show, Sarah.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to we call you and I guess

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Speaker 3: you're busier right now or whatever, but hey, I had

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Speaker 3: to tell you that you have just the most beautiful

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Speaker 3: smile like it is. I mean, it's perfect, and I

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Speaker 3: should know. You know, my my mom was a dentist,

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Speaker 3: so I've I've just grown up with a real appreciation

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Speaker 3: for a woman with a healthy mouth, you know, a

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Speaker 3: well manicured smile. You know that that gticulation if.

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Speaker 6: You're it's just it really does it for me, you know, like, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Didn't hear one thing he said.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's him. It was he was racing something really hard.

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Speaker 4: Let's just move on from that.

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Speaker 3: What did he say?

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Speaker 6: Does anyone know.

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Speaker 4: She had a great smile? His mom was a denist.

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Speaker 4: She had a great smile, and he loves a good mouth. Remember,

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