WEBVTT - How Anti-matter Spacecraft Will Work

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Bryant. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here he goes the Flash. That's your new nickname Flash. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>con I just moved. I just wouldn't got this beverage

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<v Speaker 1>and came back. You didn't even see me. It's amazing

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, Chuck. Is now the Flash Charles W. The

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<v Speaker 1>Flash Bryant and the anti Flash. Actually, well, that's funny

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<v Speaker 1>that you bring that up, because that would make you

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<v Speaker 1>buddy Bizarro flash. Yeah did you see this? Surely you

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<v Speaker 1>saw this? Saw what bizarrow something? Yeah? Man? That was good,

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck really yeah. So you just teed me up for

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<v Speaker 1>um for my intro and then I squandered it by

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<v Speaker 1>complimenting you. But let me let me pick up again oversee.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of a place called hit Tray? No?

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<v Speaker 1>H t r A. No is that something spelled backwards?

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<v Speaker 1>It is Earth spelled backwards and hit Trey Um first

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<v Speaker 1>appears in the d C Comics canon in the nineteen sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>Um it is what we know and love as Bizarro World.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cube shaped. Um. It's inhabitants include Bizarro, Superman, Bizarro,

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<v Speaker 1>Lois Lane and their kids. Right, and then over time,

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<v Speaker 1>DC added whenever they wanted to um more Bizarro characters. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>like the yellow lantern Bizarro Flash, who is you? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>wonder Zaro which is wonder woman, but Bizarre is yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>On the opposite end of the spectrum is green. No,

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<v Speaker 1>here's I'm gonna get to the ground. You stop your

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<v Speaker 1>blowing my intro. Bat Zorow is the World's Worst Detective,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the opposite of Batman, who is the world's

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<v Speaker 1>greatest detective. He got to start in the detective comics

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<v Speaker 1>DC Detective Comics, okay, at any rate, the Bizarre World,

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<v Speaker 1>which you also know from the Seinfeld of course, and

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<v Speaker 1>Buffy the Vampire's Layer. Apparently, Yeah, it really was, um, isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's based on the idea the concept of anti matter. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the idea that for every for every anything there

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<v Speaker 1>is in this realm, and this the state of matter

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<v Speaker 1>that you and I occupy, there is somehow somewhere out

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<v Speaker 1>there a mirror image of it. The problem is with

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<v Speaker 1>bizarro world. Like you say, the mirror image of Earth

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<v Speaker 1>is not a cube. And although Batman would be the

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<v Speaker 1>world's worst detective in in bizarro world, there's there's some

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<v Speaker 1>holes in it. But again, this is DC make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But the idea that it's based on is not entirely

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<v Speaker 1>out of the remal possibility. In fact, the idea that

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<v Speaker 1>there is anti matter has been proven definitively by people

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<v Speaker 1>way smarter than you or I. Yep. So let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about anti matter before we talk about the basis of

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. What what what it's really about? I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you could say, which is anti matter spacecraft? I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say I'm excited about this one. This is This

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<v Speaker 1>goes in the our g whiz folder. Okay, all right, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>it should be a pretty quirky subject. Oh God, how

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<v Speaker 1>much do you want to hit me right now? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that. It's more just like pain. Okay, Matter, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>is was always typically defined as anything with mass that

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<v Speaker 1>occupies volume. That's still true, but it's got sort of

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<v Speaker 1>a different definition now because of anti matter. Yeah, Adams,

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<v Speaker 1>just break it down. I don't want to go sub

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<v Speaker 1>atomic yet, but let's go to atomic. Everyone knows, and

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<v Speaker 1>Adam has a central nucleus surrounded by a cloud of

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<v Speaker 1>negatively charged electrons, the the humanist sign held there the

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<v Speaker 1>electrons by a magnetic field. The nucleus is a mix

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<v Speaker 1>of positively charged protons neutral neutrons, and when these atoms

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<v Speaker 1>get together and have a party, they form a molecule. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>eventually you get enough molecules together, you're gonna have stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have our podcast. Yeah, doesn't matter, which kind

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<v Speaker 1>of helps. Right, So anti matter is the exact same thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but the opposite. Right, All it is is um. For

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<v Speaker 1>every particle that you just described, there is another particle

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<v Speaker 1>that has the exact same mass, but it has the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite electrical charge. So for electrons, there are positrons, which

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<v Speaker 1>are their electrons with a positive charge, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>cool name. It is very cool. Um protons got screwed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well basically, yeah, protons are um what anti protons? It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of and just like with um, atoms with positively

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<v Speaker 1>charged or regularly how about this, we'll call it the

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<v Speaker 1>straits the normals. With the normals, you can build them

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<v Speaker 1>into atoms and molecules and so on. Conceivably, you can

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<v Speaker 1>build anti atoms into anti molecules, anti whatever, anti substances,

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<v Speaker 1>anti stuff like you say, um, so all of this

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<v Speaker 1>was theoretical. There is a guy named Paul am Durrak

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<v Speaker 1>who he had the audacity to revise Einstein's theory of

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<v Speaker 1>relativity equals mc squared. Direct said it did because he

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<v Speaker 1>did it in nineteen Einstein's alive and well and he's

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<v Speaker 1>in full you know, boxing shape. It's ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's bring it um and Direct revised the equation into

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<v Speaker 1>e equals plus or minus mc squared, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>stuck his tongue out at Einstein, and Einstein said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to get picky, sure, yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was assumed. He said, which of us

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<v Speaker 1>wears flow length for coats? And Direct his hung his

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<v Speaker 1>head and say, we both just said the very poor

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<v Speaker 1>Schwartzenegger almost, which Einstein kind of was, Yeah, he's the

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<v Speaker 1>he was the Schortzenegger of math. So he had the

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<v Speaker 1>cajones to revise that he was dead on because they

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<v Speaker 1>actually proved this since that time, like four years later,

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<v Speaker 1>that anti particles do in fact exist. Have you heard

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<v Speaker 1>of um, Carl Anderson, Well just from this article, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you look into him at all. Uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>so we want a Nobel prize for this. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that, um, but he he he found evidence of positrons.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitive evidence of positrons a photograph, right, Yeah, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a famous photograph of it. But he used it cloud chamber,

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<v Speaker 1>and cloud chambers is very sophisticated piece of equipment. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy built his own. But a cloud chamber is basically

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<v Speaker 1>just like a cylinder with um filled with gas that's

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<v Speaker 1>saturated with water vapor, and then you shoot cosmic rays

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<v Speaker 1>through it and see what happens. And well, the cosmic

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<v Speaker 1>rays leave a trail in the water vapor. You can

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<v Speaker 1>measure the density of the water vapor and determine what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of particle just passed through. It wasn't enough for

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<v Speaker 1>Anderson to create his own um gas chamber, not gass chamber,

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<v Speaker 1>cloud chamber. Wow that too. History has not rooted that

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<v Speaker 1>one out yet. But yeah, we're gonna think differently of

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<v Speaker 1>him soon. Um. He created his own cloud chamber and

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<v Speaker 1>put an electromagnet around it so he could direct these

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<v Speaker 1>cosmic particles in a circle. And he noticed that when

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<v Speaker 1>he did that, when he shot a cosmic ray through

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<v Speaker 1>something that had the same mass as an electron was

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<v Speaker 1>creating an arc going in the opposite direction. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>holy cow, that's a pow the tron. He said, what

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<v Speaker 1>is that? He said, hello, million bucks from the Nobel Committee.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what he won? I think that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>win back then? Probably not, but it was like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>million bucks compared to today. Yeah, that's a good point. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Anti adams were discovered by CERN, our buddies at CERN

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<v Speaker 1>that we talked about like many many times. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot about them, since they didn't in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>They created the first anti adom and by to the

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<v Speaker 1>tune of nine anti hydrogen atoms, and at first was

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry before night they lasted forty nana seconds, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were there and they had a record of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they're like poof gone. Yeah, but still quite

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<v Speaker 1>an achievement. UM. Anti protons were discovered in ninety at

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<v Speaker 1>the Berkeley Bevetron Adam Smasher particle accelerator. UM. What CERN's doing,

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<v Speaker 1>uh is something that's been aroun them for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>which is basically you can we figured out and not

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<v Speaker 1>we meaning you and me, We have no idea UM,

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<v Speaker 1>but other people have figured out that you can using magnets,

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<v Speaker 1>vacuum tubes, um and beams of light, you can shoot

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<v Speaker 1>particles at one another and smash them together exactly. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what that's another name for a particle accelerator. And when

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<v Speaker 1>you smash them together like they do, it certain because

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<v Speaker 1>they get the atoms going almost to the speed of

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<v Speaker 1>light and then they smash them together. And when they do,

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<v Speaker 1>um all these particles are created, very exotic ones that

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, the anti atoms lasted for uh forty

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<v Speaker 1>nanoseconds well back then. And what they think is that

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is what the Big Bang looked a

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<v Speaker 1>lot like, right, So um, yeah, which is step one.

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<v Speaker 1>It is step one toward building an anti matter engine.

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<v Speaker 1>But the the I guess the question is, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk a little bit about anti matter and what happens

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<v Speaker 1>when antimatter comes and intact with regular matter. It's pretty awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens is they collide and it becomes nothing but

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<v Speaker 1>pure energy. It explodes, they both are annihilated, and it's efficient,

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<v Speaker 1>creating pure energy at the speed of light. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>it's the only um reaction as far as we know

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<v Speaker 1>that is on efficient. Like you said, where the mass

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<v Speaker 1>of both the matter and the animatter particles are transferred

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<v Speaker 1>entirely to this explosion. Yeah, you get some sub atomic

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<v Speaker 1>left over, but it's nothing like you know, car exhaust right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. It's not even like nuclear

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<v Speaker 1>um reactions like nuclear fusion. Apparently only three percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the mass of the atoms um is transferred is lost.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like heat that is not efficient. No light is

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<v Speaker 1>created UM by this the um particle matter and antimatter interaction.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he'd is. It's more like the radiation

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<v Speaker 1>that's created is where you get all your heat though actually,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know that one of the first things you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is cool it down if they're storing it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a guess. So UM. The problem is is

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<v Speaker 1>that this doesn't just happen when you smash atoms together.

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<v Speaker 1>This happens anytime an antimatter particle comes in contact with

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<v Speaker 1>this it's normal particle UM. They annihilate one another. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's this thing. There's this aspect of the standard theory

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<v Speaker 1>UM which includes gravity. Uh no, it doesn't include gravity.

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<v Speaker 1>It's everything else but gravity, electromagnetism, weak, nuclear force, strong

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear force, and it doesn't include gravity, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>the that's the Holy Grail. Right. So the standard theory says,

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of creation the Big Bank, there were

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<v Speaker 1>an equal part of particles and antiparticles. The problem is

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<v Speaker 1>is within about two seconds, since anti particles anti matter

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<v Speaker 1>of matter cancel each other out through these violent explosions um,

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<v Speaker 1>there should be nothing in the universe except light left

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<v Speaker 1>over from that the first two seconds when all matter

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<v Speaker 1>canceled itself out. Right. The fact that we're here proves

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<v Speaker 1>that that can't be right, and that there's matter but

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<v Speaker 1>not antimatter. Right. So there's a couple of explanations for this,

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<v Speaker 1>and one is that there is simply there was and

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<v Speaker 1>it maybe still is or isn't um less anti matter

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<v Speaker 1>than matter, right. So the idea is that over time

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<v Speaker 1>there was way more matter than we have now, but

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<v Speaker 1>that canceled out all the anti matter, and there is

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<v Speaker 1>none anymore. We can produce it now, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>exist naturally. The second explanations that it does exist, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just kind of sequestered off elsewhere in the universe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's sort of an addendum to the first one

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<v Speaker 1>that it's not necessarily that there was more matter than

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<v Speaker 1>anti matter, but there is a slight asymmetry between them, UM.

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<v Speaker 1>And they've actually proven that that was the inn A

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight experiment that Sern did and the k T

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<v Speaker 1>e V experiment at firm A Lab, And those are

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<v Speaker 1>the two big daddies this kind of research, and that

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<v Speaker 1>the not the Berkeley bever tron. I don't know about

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<v Speaker 1>them anymore, UM, but they directly measured this asymmetry and

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<v Speaker 1>proved it like there is an asymmetry, and that could

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<v Speaker 1>have been just that little bit could have been enough

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<v Speaker 1>that matter one out essentially, right, And when you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about asymmetry, it's almost like a coin toss, right, where

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<v Speaker 1>when you toss, when you create a particle UM, say

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<v Speaker 1>seven times out of ten it creates a um an electron,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other three times that created a positron.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the asymmetry. So there is evidence of that. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's also evidence that there is a store of anti

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<v Speaker 1>matter towards the center of the cosmos. I couldn't find

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<v Speaker 1>much about that. They think they discovered it in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy seven, but I haven't seen want to follow up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's say it is there, but have they done

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<v Speaker 1>follow up? I don't know, but I have seen recent

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<v Speaker 1>reference to that idea. Also that year Star Wars came out.

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<v Speaker 1>No coincidence. If there, if there um, if there is

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<v Speaker 1>a I guess a deposit of anti matter, then it

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<v Speaker 1>is conceivable that there is an anti world there. There's

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<v Speaker 1>anti stuff there. Wouldn't that mean there's no matter there though,

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<v Speaker 1>because it would be colliding right, No, there's matter, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the opposite of what we have. There's more antimatter

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<v Speaker 1>than because that's about it. Like they at Certain, they

0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:40.080
<v Speaker 1>created anti Adams, So maybe there is no matter there.

0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.160
<v Speaker 1>It's just anti matter and everything. There's us, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of us. Bizarro Josh and Chuck. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>two guys who are really talented at their jobs, right exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>who have the adoration of people, not the score right. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So okay for the time being, until we find out

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<v Speaker 1>if they're really is a store of antimatter at the

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<v Speaker 1>center of the cosmos and figure out how to go

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<v Speaker 1>get it. And when they're open, we had we had

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<v Speaker 1>to create our own, which is what Cern is doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we can do it, but Certain is doing They're

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<v Speaker 1>they're just not up to snuff. They're they're creating two

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<v Speaker 1>to three pike a grams a year. Yeah, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of realities for you here. UM. Since the

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<v Speaker 1>discovery of the anti proton, the total amount from Lear

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<v Speaker 1>Sern and firm A lab that they've created amounts to

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<v Speaker 1>less than one millionth of a gram. Okay, and at

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<v Speaker 1>the current rate, and it's picking up, the rate is

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what we're counting on here. But at the

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<v Speaker 1>current rate, it would take a hundred hundreds of millions

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<v Speaker 1>of years and over one thousand trillion dollars to produce

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<v Speaker 1>one gram of anti matter. So they got to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up the pace. Yeah, not only do they need to

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<v Speaker 1>pick up the pace if we UM are going to

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<v Speaker 1>use antimatter as a propulsion device, the ultimate propulsion, because

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<v Speaker 1>like we said, I mean, this thing is thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>times more produces thousands of times more energy than oxygen

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<v Speaker 1>or hydrogen combustion, which is what we use now to

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<v Speaker 1>power rockets outer space, inner planetary rockets like the Mars

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<v Speaker 1>rover that was hydrogen oxygen combustion. Right, this is thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of times more more potent, more powerful than those engines.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're going to use that. We need to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to make these engines more efficient. I got

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<v Speaker 1>stats on that too. If you want, let's hear, one

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<v Speaker 1>kilogram of antimatter a kilogram annihilating ordinary like colliding with

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<v Speaker 1>the ordinary matter can produce ten billion times the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of energy released with a kilogram of TNT in a

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<v Speaker 1>single gram of antimatter, the one that you know is

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<v Speaker 1>going to take hundreds of millions of years to produce, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>would get you as much energy as uh the fuel

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<v Speaker 1>tanks of two dozen space shuttles a single gram US.

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<v Speaker 1>It is nuts. The problem is we're gonna need tons

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<v Speaker 1>of the stuff to make it to another star, which

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<v Speaker 1>you know we're gonna want to do. It will be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, Mars, who cares about ten grahams They think

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<v Speaker 1>could get you to Mars in one month, where right

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<v Speaker 1>now it takes about eleven months to get there with

0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:24.920
<v Speaker 1>regular fuel, right exactly. So finally we have at our

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<v Speaker 1>at our fingertips, the way to get from one place

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<v Speaker 1>to another very quickly throughout the universe without having to

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<v Speaker 1>take theoretical wormholes or use warp drive or anything that

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<v Speaker 1>that hasn't be improven. This is this is possible if

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<v Speaker 1>we can figure out how to how to store it

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<v Speaker 1>and how to harness it correctly, create it, store it,

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<v Speaker 1>use it, use it. Right, So, there's three three big

0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:53.159
<v Speaker 1>components to an antimatter matter antimatter engine is what we

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<v Speaker 1>should call it, UM the magnetic storage rings. Remember you

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<v Speaker 1>can basically tell um particles to do what you on

0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.520
<v Speaker 1>and that's just travel around in a searching circle by

0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:06.320
<v Speaker 1>using electromagnets. Sure, so you need to store the antimatter

0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.919
<v Speaker 1>that you create until you're ready to use it. You

0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.480
<v Speaker 1>need to be able to feed it efficiently. So basically

0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:16.280
<v Speaker 1>you need like a a particle accelerator, and then you

0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:22.840
<v Speaker 1>need the magnetic rocket nozzle thruster which which takes that

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<v Speaker 1>energy and and uses it efficiently to through a thruster

0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the spacecraft forward right or backward? I guess if you

0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.800
<v Speaker 1>want to go backward really fast. Um there are some

0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.960
<v Speaker 1>problems with it right well, yeah, notably the fact that

0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.640
<v Speaker 1>they can't create very much of it right now, even

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<v Speaker 1>then the speeding up, uh they have as a June

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<v Speaker 1>of this year, I'm sorry, may have this year um

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<v Speaker 1>CERN has stored three nine anti hydrogen atoms for one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand seconds about sixteen and a half minutes, and which

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<v Speaker 1>is huge. And I think they said, like four years

0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:04.000
<v Speaker 1>ago it was like nothing, So it's it's not growing exponentially,

0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.399
<v Speaker 1>but they're really gaining steam with storing it, and pretty

0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 1>soon they hope to be able to store these anti

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<v Speaker 1>hydrogen atoms long enough to see how it reacts to gravity,

0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.600
<v Speaker 1>like do these things fall up or down? Which would

0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.560
<v Speaker 1>be pretty amazing, especially if they fall up. Robert Hume

0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.240
<v Speaker 1>would be very pleased. But that's still only three nine

0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:27.280
<v Speaker 1>antry anti hydrogen havens, which is nothing. No, but you

0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:31.240
<v Speaker 1>said four years ago, like this is all this is theoretical.

0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, seventy years ago. Four years ago, we were

0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:38.520
<v Speaker 1>just starting out. So I mean, I I imagine we're

0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:40.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna have some sort of breakthrough. This is why we

0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.439
<v Speaker 1>need a population boom. The more people there are, the

0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:47.200
<v Speaker 1>more geniuses there are. Uh. They did think about they

0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:50.920
<v Speaker 1>could storm in magnetic bottles, but because like charges repel though,

0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that's a problem. So you can't just say, let's load

0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:56.760
<v Speaker 1>this thing full of positrons because they repel each other

0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:58.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna start leaking or something, So they can't

0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.240
<v Speaker 1>store a ton of it at a time. And did

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<v Speaker 1>you have the Steve Hawe guy. He's not Steve half

0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:09.879
<v Speaker 1>from Yes or or Asia. I think he was in

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<v Speaker 1>Asia too. Wow, he was in Yes and Asia I

0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:16.760
<v Speaker 1>guess like a prog rock god. And GTR I think

0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:20.520
<v Speaker 1>too terrible Now the terrible band called g t R.

0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:25.280
<v Speaker 1>What does it stand for guitar? It's like three incredible

0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:27.199
<v Speaker 1>guitarists in one band and they had one album and

0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:30.439
<v Speaker 1>some cheesy lead singer. Anyway, different Steve Howe, but he

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<v Speaker 1>has an idea for a fission based anti matter sale,

0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:39.720
<v Speaker 1>So like a fifteen foot diameter sale codd of with

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<v Speaker 1>uranium and basically he said, the key is to store

0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:46.359
<v Speaker 1>anti hydrogen in the form of a frozen pellet that

0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.960
<v Speaker 1>will evaporate slowly and create this reaction that hits the

0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:55.000
<v Speaker 1>sale to propel it forward. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Who

0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:58.720
<v Speaker 1>knows if that's gonna work. Um. Another big problem is

0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:03.080
<v Speaker 1>that anti proton ones um release high energy gamma rays,

0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 1>which can penetrate you and your entire family and dissolve

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.440
<v Speaker 1>your molecules back into atoms. Isn't that kind of the

0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:13.800
<v Speaker 1>key though to the propulsion or now, Yeah, the radiation.

0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.600
<v Speaker 1>The problem is is like, unless we figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>to protect the astronauts they're going to be exposed to

0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.400
<v Speaker 1>it too. Well. And my question too, which I didn't

0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.760
<v Speaker 1>see anywhere in any of my research, was can a

0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:28.280
<v Speaker 1>human go that fast? That was my next question. To

0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:32.160
<v Speaker 1>remember Colonel John Paul Staff from the Murphy's Murphy's Law

0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:37.560
<v Speaker 1>episode and other things. Um, he survived up to forty

0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:40.800
<v Speaker 1>six gets that was the peak, but he also suffered

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:46.880
<v Speaker 1>red outs and um, lifelong trauma. Um. Apparently right now,

0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 1>if you're on a rocket and you're being shot up

0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:52.960
<v Speaker 1>into space on a hydrogen oxygen combustion rocket, you experienced

0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.600
<v Speaker 1>four g s, which is substantial, but it's certainly not

0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.800
<v Speaker 1>life threatening or anything like that. But if this produces

0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:04.640
<v Speaker 1>ten times the out of thrust, this is my own

0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:08.320
<v Speaker 1>like backpulation. Yeah, because remember you can get there ten

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:12.480
<v Speaker 1>times faster, you can maybe it produces ten times more thrust. Um,

0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:15.600
<v Speaker 1>it's still forty gs that you have to endure the

0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:20.960
<v Speaker 1>whole time. So that's a month of forty g s

0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:23.840
<v Speaker 1>of the of just under the most any humans ever

0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.240
<v Speaker 1>ever survived. So why are they even wasting their time

0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:28.320
<v Speaker 1>with this? Because they could like a robot or something.

0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:33.480
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is that canna space shut Even withstand

0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:38.520
<v Speaker 1>that we have, we have no idea. That's another whole

0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:40.680
<v Speaker 1>aspect of this that's gonna need to be worked out.

0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we need to be stored in some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>liquid for a month. Who else. That's why this one's

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<v Speaker 1>in the g whiz folder. I need to pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess the point is is you can look

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<v Speaker 1>for anti matter space spacecraft in the next couple of years.

0:22:58.000 --> 0:22:59.679
<v Speaker 1>That'll be cool. I can't wait to go see one

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<v Speaker 1>of those launches that didn't They say that like possibly

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<v Speaker 1>in the next few decades, so they must be ramping

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<v Speaker 1>it up here soon. It's true. Good for them. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to know more about the promise of spaceflight,

0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:20.120
<v Speaker 1>the dream of man and bird alike, UM, you can

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<v Speaker 1>And Star Trek fans, we know, we know, we know. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I said search bar at how stuff works

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Right. Well, that brings up then listener mail Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion. This is from Sarah the amazing fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old man. Dear guys, really another letter from Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>this means John Hodgen. I'm surprised you didn't see me

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here the entire podcast. Well, it was weird. You

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:22.479
<v Speaker 1>literally materialized in front of our eyes. Yeah. Well I

0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:26.560
<v Speaker 1>was wearing my cloaking mechanism. Okay, well done. Yeah you've

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:28.760
<v Speaker 1>been here the whole time. Yeah, yeah, what did you think?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? It was? It was good, I was. I

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<v Speaker 1>was satisfying. It wasn't long. It's long and getting longer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, know when to stop talking these days, joints. Well,

0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, it was an extremely interesting topic. But I

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>feel like you guys went off into some weird pop

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.920
<v Speaker 1>cultural rattles and stopped talking about the topic for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you came back to it and they mostly

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<v Speaker 1>satisfactory way. So I would say, you know, right down

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<v Speaker 1>the middle for you guys, absolutely, thank you. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I just it's just this letter call thing. No, yeah,

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:04.560
<v Speaker 1>just the last few letters. You know, I just realized

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.480
<v Speaker 1>that I don't have a lot of me in them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, They're like from other people,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's not really what I want in a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, you know, so I just took the chopper

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<v Speaker 1>down and I landed on the roof here how stuff

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<v Speaker 1>works tower, and uh, I thought I would just come

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<v Speaker 1>by and and see you guys, And well, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>look I just finished this new book. Okay, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you don't get the chopper out for just

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:39.119
<v Speaker 1>anything these days, well almost anything. But it was the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest way to get to Atlanta from Sri Lanka, where

0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I was at my compound. Um, but I have I

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm I'm a deranged millionaire. Now we've heard that.

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:54.119
<v Speaker 1>And uh and I've written a new book. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the last book in my compendium of Complete World Knowledge.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's called That is All, but the last book

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<v Speaker 1>or like the Last Crusade, kind of confusing last book. Oh,

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I see what you're saying. No, this is the last one,

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:13.159
<v Speaker 1>because not only is it called That is All? And

0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't have anything else to write about. But also,

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 1>as you know, about um thirteen months or so, the

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<v Speaker 1>world is going to end, or at least the mind

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<v Speaker 1>long time calendar ends, and and probably will. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't really know what's going to happen. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not saying that the world is going

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<v Speaker 1>to end in fire and flame and famine, flood and

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<v Speaker 1>all the other fs, leaving only John Cusack alive. That's

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 1>the ancient minds were saying that playing those guys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not me. But you know, I am keeping John Cusack

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 1>prisoner in my home just in case, because it just

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>seems like something's gonna happen. Don't you think I feel

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:52.119
<v Speaker 1>a lot better knowing that those minds will say anything.

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Because you just stick close to John Cusack, I think

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be okay. That's that's the lesson that I

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<v Speaker 1>took from reading the Purple of the Ancient Mind text

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<v Speaker 1>to kick well. I mean, here, yeah, we'll see. That's

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the thing because because I'm I'm you know, I used

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<v Speaker 1>to be in all these ads and on television all

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the time. And remember the ads are over now because

0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>we sold all the computers, I think, and are they

0:27:17.240 --> 0:27:19.640
<v Speaker 1>are they done? Yeah? I think, I mean, why else

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:21.560
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't we be doing They must have sold them all,

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>so good work for us. But that's sort of left

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>me just this idle, deranged millionaire. And so I wrote

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>the book and I arranged for a major publishing house

0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:35.159
<v Speaker 1>to publish it, and uh, and I can just afford

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 1>to take myself on book tour wherever I want. And

0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:40.199
<v Speaker 1>today I'm I decided to come here. So you have

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 1>a schopper now if I may call it that, you

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 1>can you can call it a chopper. It's more like

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 1>a hellic harrier. Yeah, what happened here? Zeppelin? It's you're

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:57.480
<v Speaker 1>talking about my my speed Zeppelin Hubris, the the the

0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 1>h the h Z Hubris Hodgman Zeppelin Hubris, that that

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I bought off of Emo Phillips a few years ago. Yeah,

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 1>not only did that crash, it crashed and burned. Was

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>it something ironically given the name? Was it something that

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>that had to do with Emo Phillips uptake maintenance caretaking

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:20.919
<v Speaker 1>of this Zeppelin? No? No, no, it was. It was

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.200
<v Speaker 1>in perfect condition when I got it, do you know

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? But I just like, you know, when

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I when I'm having a Zeppelin party. It's not a

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:31.639
<v Speaker 1>Zeppelin party unless you have a fire breather. Someone should

0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 1>have warned me that Zeppelin's have this problem with fire

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>like if this were a known problem, this were a

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 1>known issue, as they say in the software Developing game.

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had gotten that memo, you know what

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, or at least in the in the Zeppelin

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the radiogram that I should have gotten about that. We

0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 1>should probably tell everybody. This is not a video cast,

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 1>so you know, we have to often describe things that

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 1>are going on. John looks great, Yeah, sure, And he's

0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 1>holding in his hand a hard cover volume of his

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 1>third book, the third in the trilogy, That is All,

0:29:04.400 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and it's handsome and John, we do want to mention

0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 1>in all earnest here that the book is coming out

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 1>in November one. That is so, it's called That is All. Yes,

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 1>it is by John Hodgman. Available where would you like

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 1>people to buy their local bookstore? Well, they should buy

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>wherever they would like to buy it. They should support

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>their local bookstore of choice if they like. But it

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>is available for pre order now at this moment, even

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 1>though it is not November one, Amazon, Barnes and Noble

0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Indie Bound Powells all your major books selling websites. Be

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>smart by this book, because if you get the first two,

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have the third. You're not gonna know how

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the everything is. I want to say, be smart. I

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 1>think it's more like, stop being a dumb dumb Okay,

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 1>fair enough and buy my book fair enough? And uh

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:50.719
<v Speaker 1>and if you would like to know what it sounds like.

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like this, I'm just gonna I think your

0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>audience will enjoy this. I'll just read the entirety of

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 1>the book. Good evening. I write to you now from

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>my secret retreat in the Internetlace hills of rural Massachusetts,

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 1>or else. I'm in my custom built survival Brownstone in Parkslow, Brooklyn,

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>or else I'm on the high seas, cruising on the

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:15.080
<v Speaker 1>luxury passenger ship Hodge Manic. I'm sorry I can't tell

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>you where I am for reasons of safety. My location

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 1>must be kept secret, even from myself. But it is

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>good to write you again. So much has changed in

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 1>my life since I wrote my first book, The Areas

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>of my Expertise. If I'm sorry, I love your book. Yeah,

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I've read your book, and then you don't mind hearing

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 1>it again. I would want to hear it again, but

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we have the time to read

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>it in its entirety, because well, wait, wait, wait, wait,

0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 1>this is a podcast, right, what he's saying, there's no rules. Yeah,

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I know. It's like it's not like you got another

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>podcast coming on after this one. We want to sell

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>some of these though. You don't want to spoil it,

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, but everyone's bugging me for the audio book,

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>and so I just figured this would be the easiest

0:30:56.600 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 1>way podcast, So don't give it away, sting, Alright, how

0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:03.160
<v Speaker 1>do it? Uh? I mean, I'm We're delighted to have

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:06.840
<v Speaker 1>you here, John, I'm delighted to be drawing pictures, read

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 1>some words. I could talk. I could talk all day long.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>But we've beefed up security here recently. I noticed, and

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>you just appeared. They waved me through. No, I don't

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>understand how that happens. I got a ticket? Did you

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 1>a ticket? Ticket? Your podcast? Live podcast taping? We don't

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:26.560
<v Speaker 1>have tickets, Oh, yes, you do, you do. I got

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>it through my credit card, don't Yeah, my credit card,

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 1>all all kinds of perks, like I'm not a sporting fellow,

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 1>but you know, if I wanted to go see a

0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 1>sports a sports thing exhibition, like a sports contest. Do

0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? I just call up my

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 1>independent concierge at my credit card and they get me

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>a ticket, and you know where my ticket is? Where

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>is it? Well, let's say I go to a New

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>York Jets game. Okay, all right, you know where my

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:57.480
<v Speaker 1>ticket is? Where Nick Mangolds shoulders. He's a player on

0:31:57.480 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>that team. Yeah, yea, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Your book a lot too? Can you get to watch it?

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 1>He is? He is the Well I don't. Maybe look,

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>can I stick around until next time? All right? Maybe

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>we can talk about the coming NERD Jock convergence then,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>But right now, I look, I don't know if you

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 1>guys mind a little plugging, but I'm doing some you

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>know me, I loathe the advertising, but I'm doing some

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:25.280
<v Speaker 1>work with with this company, this credit card company, and

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 1>it's really amazing. Check. Do you remember what page it's on?

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 1>You come on the diners Club. It's not just a

0:32:31.400 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Diners Club card, you understand, it's a special. It's the

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Diners Club po f H nine times Diamond card. Because

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>you had the m X black and you said, forget that,

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 1>we had the literally platinum card. Yeah, would you put

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>your gum on because it's platinum. Sure, because you can

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 1>put the gum on it, get it off very easily

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 1>because it's because the nature platinum. But now you have

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 1>been upgraded to the nine times Diamond Diners Club card.

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 1>It's not it's not even a card. It's not even

0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 1>doesn't even take the shape. I know what it is,

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 1>but like you to explain it. It It takes a shape.

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a feather, it's a You actually get

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 1>this beautiful feather in the mail and you carry it

0:33:08.320 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>around with you. Here, I have mine here, it's spun

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 1>from gold. Is that right? Yeah, it's yeah, it's nice. Right.

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>And then when you want to make a purchase, like

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to like hand over your card and

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 1>have the guy put it in the thing. Do you

0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? I mean, here's the thing. You

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>go into a store now and you want to you

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.239
<v Speaker 1>want to buy something that's very expensive, and you want

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 1>to treat the person like their human garbage. You used

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 1>to be able to just toss in their card and

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 1>then look away like you don't care. Now you have

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>to swipe your own card like. I can't live like that,

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? So that's why I

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>have this nine times diamond po FH card. Isn't a card,

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a feather. This is a beautiful golden feather, and

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I just carry it around with me, and the purchases

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>are like automatic, So if I want to buy something

0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>with it, I don't have to give him a card

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:54.440
<v Speaker 1>or anything. I just take the feather out and I

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:58.040
<v Speaker 1>just lightly touched their cheeks with it two times, and

0:33:58.040 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 1>then it belongs to me. And you point out that

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:02.320
<v Speaker 1>some some men have even met their wives this way. Correct,

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.040
<v Speaker 1>exactly so, because the thing about it is, the thing

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>about having the feather is not only is it beautiful

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 1>and thus reflecting you as a deranged millionaire's love of

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:13.920
<v Speaker 1>beautiful things in the world, but it allows you to

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 1>treat other people in the most humiliating way possible, which

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:19.200
<v Speaker 1>is really all a deranged millionaire really wants, you know

0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. So it has these amazing perks I

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:25.360
<v Speaker 1>told you about the I told you about the watching

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:28.280
<v Speaker 1>a Jets game from the shoulders and mcmangled ticket to anything,

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:31.279
<v Speaker 1>the ticket to anything. Obviously, you have a lot of

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 1>travel services because deranged millionaires like me like to travel

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>around quite a bit. So if you go to the airport,

0:34:36.480 --> 0:34:39.239
<v Speaker 1>you have access to special lounges we like what well,

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:41.799
<v Speaker 1>not like the Admiral's Club right or or you know,

0:34:41.840 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 1>but like a really special lounge. Like all you have

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 1>to do is like you wouldn't even know that it

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:50.319
<v Speaker 1>was even there. I'm not even familiar with the Admiral's Club.

0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 1>That's where the admirals go before flying the planes and

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>they and they drink rock and they sing sea chanty

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 1>and then they fly. Okay, Uh, this is a this

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>is a super secret, like super exclusive lounge, and it's

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>you just go up to you have to find a

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Chili's to Golis Express, the Chili's Express or whatever it is,

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>which are two very very very different. The important thing

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>is don't go to the seating area. Go to the

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>big refrigerator bank where they have all of the different

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 1>tacos and Casadilla's pre made stuff, and then you just

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 1>you just gently brush your feather across a particular case

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 1>of dilla I can't tell you which, and then that

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:42.879
<v Speaker 1>slides back and there's a secret door into the special lounge. Uh,

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>did you know that, and they have leather chairs, a

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:49.400
<v Speaker 1>full honor bar, a Japanese soaking tub, and all of

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>the Chili's express food you can eat. Yeah, but at

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>this time it tastes like actual food. Yeah. What else

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 1>is this card? Do you? John? I can't. I could

0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>go on and on. There's just so many perks. Uh.

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 1>If you are a fan of the theater, who isn't yeah, um,

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:10.799
<v Speaker 1>and you don't like it's you have a hard time

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 1>getting tickets to the Broadway Theater. Right, Well, let's say

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 1>you get tickets and the show is terrible, Like now,

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you're not going to go back. But what if you

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 1>could call your concierge and have them call Peoplitzer Prize

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 1>winning playwright David Lindsay a bear and make him write

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 1>a new play to your specifications, maybe even starring a

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 1>character based on you. Right, And all of a sudden,

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:38.680
<v Speaker 1>that's in the Broadway Theater And not only do you

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 1>get the best seats in the house to that particular show,

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>you get to watch as the ushers kick out the

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.359
<v Speaker 1>people who were sitting in your seats before you. Yeah,

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I know, we're talking about a good theater and oh

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>the best, Oh the best, only theaters that are named

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 1>for corporations. So we're talking about the good ones. Do

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:02.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? American Airlines Theater, h Foxwood's Theater,

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 1>UM Chili's Express Theater. Yeah, that's that's where. Yeah, it's

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>in the round. That's where a Book of Mormon is

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:14.399
<v Speaker 1>moving to Oka And uh and what if you don't

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>have someone to go with you? You just call a

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 1>concierge and they'll set up someone to go with you. Uh.

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Could be Laurence O'Donnell from MSNBC is the last word,

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 1>could be James Spader, He's could be Lonnie Anderson or

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 1>any one of a number of stable of celebrity pals

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:35.120
<v Speaker 1>that will go with you to see the show based

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 1>in your Life that David Lindsay a bet had to

0:37:37.640 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>write for you. So do these people sign up to

0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 1>be a pal? Or are they kind of corralled into this?

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 1>There's usually there's this like they've done something in their

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:53.680
<v Speaker 1>past that they would rather not they've racked up terrible

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 1>debts or or you know, maybe they're just trying to

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:59.800
<v Speaker 1>plug the last word with Laurence o'donald and MSNBC for

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>deranged millionaires. Yeah, there might be people that that won't

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:08.399
<v Speaker 1>ever happen to me. That will never happen to me.

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 1>What are you saying, I'm not concerned about that. Here's

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 1>the best thing, and I'll leave it with this. After

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 1>five years of membership and good standing, premium Feather holders

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 1>will be visited in their bedroom by an old man. Yeah,

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 1>they'll wake up and they'll be a dude. I'll have

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 1>long white hair, and I'll be wearing like a white

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:32.799
<v Speaker 1>suit and a white tie. And he won't be wearing

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>any shoes because he has bird feet. And he'll invite

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:42.680
<v Speaker 1>you to go with him, and he'll give you, uh,

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>you'll he'll tell you to become naked, and then he'll

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>give you a robe to wear, but the robe is

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:50.759
<v Speaker 1>like a little too short. And then you go on

0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:55.239
<v Speaker 1>a limousine and you go to a high rise, like

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<v Speaker 1>a skyscraper in New York City that you never noticed before,

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<v Speaker 1>like was always there, Yeah, it was always there. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just not allowed you're not allowed to see. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually a zigaratte in the middle of Manhattan. You were

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to see, but now you can. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you will go in, and you will go in and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see all the other, uh, five year golden feather holders.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're all wearing golden robes. You probably know them

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<v Speaker 1>from the Chili's Express Lounge or whatever. And then the

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>old man will encourage you to bathe and special waters

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<v Speaker 1>and be anointed with special oils. And then you will

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<v Speaker 1>be told that you were among the very very few

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<v Speaker 1>to ever see the zigguratte and be given the ever

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<v Speaker 1>very rare opportunity to apply for the Diners Club Premium

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<v Speaker 1>Excelsior pof D card, which costs two million dollars a

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<v Speaker 1>year to join. And uh, it's in the It's not

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<v Speaker 1>in the form of a feather. It's in the form

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<v Speaker 1>of a a talking milk snake, but only you. But

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.360
<v Speaker 1>you carry around on your fingers and on your forearm

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. You ever see how like an old

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<v Speaker 1>Mark's Brothers movies or whatever have Like the really rich

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<v Speaker 1>people are walking around in their hands they sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like out in the air as that they're holding a cocktail,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's nothing there. Yeah, they're holding an invisible milk

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<v Speaker 1>snaithe they can talk to that, they can talk to,

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<v Speaker 1>can talk to them, but they're the only ones who

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<v Speaker 1>can see it. Wow. Another card holders as well, so

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<v Speaker 1>just another four years for me and I won't I

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<v Speaker 1>won't have to ever see you as again. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, do you think you'll still drop by? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll drop by, but I'll keep my cloaking mechanism M

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't have to dract. I'll drop by for

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<v Speaker 1>the next three weeks maybe even. Yeah. No, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to come back and talk to more about what's you know? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna? Are you leaving and coming back? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to? Can we have your word that if

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<v Speaker 1>you do leave, you'll actually have left. You won't be

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<v Speaker 1>hanging around with invisibility on Oh no, I had, I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I had them set up in office here and how

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<v Speaker 1>stuff works as as as safe as a safe room

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<v Speaker 1>for me. And I'll just go over there and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stay here. I'll just hang out and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>come when you guys are doing it again. I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll send you an outlooking by then. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be terrific. Okay, okay, good, all right, let's do

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