WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Microwave Mosaics 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.800 Oh, you're in for a treat today because one of 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:05.000 our most iconic second daters is back. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:07.520 Yes, yes, still needs. 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:09.360 Our help or needs our help again, I should say, 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.480 which is a bummer because he is so iconic. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:13.320 He is, he is. 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:16.640 You're gonna do Yeah, You're gonna know this guy immediately. Hey, 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.720 welcome to the brand new Second Date Update episode. Thanks 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.000 for being part of the podcast. And I love when 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:23.599 you let us know what you think, how you feel 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:25.960 about the show, maybe your opinions on how it went, 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.640 or you know how you started listening. Whatever you want 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.000 to say, you like to read it. Well, this one says, y'all, 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.600 crack me up. You're like free therapy and I listen 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.120 to you at eleven pm every night. What more could 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.800 you want? Hey, Harrison here, listening from Dubai. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:42.400 Session should be a thing. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:43.519 We are not a therapy. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.320 As I go to bed is when I think about 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.360 all the problems in my life. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.080 It's always hardest tonight. Yeah, that is how it is 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:55.120 always for everyone. I'm glad we got you through that awesome. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.120 Thanks for leaving that comment and for listening all the 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:01.279 way from Dubai. That's so cool starts now, Yeah, exactly 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.800 exactly brand new second date. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.760 Second date update on the phone. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.480 Right now, we have a return caller who's more than 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:19.080 just a man, he's an artiste. You may remember Kevin 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:22.680 from a previous second date call where he decorates the 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.000 inside of his fridge as part of a. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.040 TikTok trend fridge escape Kevin. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.360 That's right, freeg Escaper couldn't be more thrilled to have 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.080 him back on the show. Kevin, real quick, could you 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.039 remind us what happened the last time you were on 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:37.320 with us for a second date. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:42.119 Well, I had a girl rumming place and I ran 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.080 out toilet paper for her. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.840 Oh yeah, you'd used it in this sculpture that was 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.240 inside your fridge, right, yep. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.760 She didn't like that I thought of using the toilet 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:51.559 paper out of fridge. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.520 Oh yeah, okay, well old toilet paper actually pro tip. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:59.200 Yeah, those reasons you get ruined art just for the bathroom. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.120 People are particular about lots of weird things. So obviously 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.920 she wasn't your match. But you're back today cause maybe 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:08.959 you found yourself a new romantic interest. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:09.480 Is that right? 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:10.320 Yeah? 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.760 Okay, did she get to see your fridge scaping skills? 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:14.679 No? 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.960 Actually, uh, TikTok train kind of died out now, so. 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:20.320 Oh, you're not doing it. You only go with the 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:21.560 You don't do it because. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.200 You like it. No, Yeah, I got a new got 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:24.720 a new thing. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.840 I'm so curious. What's your new hobby. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.240 Yeah, do you guys know microwave mosaics? 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:31.760 Microwave mosaic. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.280 Yeah, it sounds like it shouldn't be metal. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:34.799 Yeah, what is that? 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:39.280 So what I do is I rearranged the leftover stains 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:43.600 into abstract pieces. The splatter patterns like they tell a story. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.400 Now, wow, inside your microwave, that's actually you turn that 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:48.560 into like a scene. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.960 What do you mean? Do you like painted onto like 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.120 what it looks like you painted onto a canvas or what? 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.640 No? I just leave like soup in their way too long, 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.240 and then I take some pictures of it. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.480 Oh, I would have totally earned you an A in 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.280 one of my art classes in college. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:06.480 Right back to this new girl. What's her name? 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:07.800 Her name is Audrey? 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.360 Okay, and how did you meet Audrey? 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.600 I met her at Michaels when I was picking up 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:14.480 some art supplies. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.960 Okay, to shared interests. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.840 Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Like I was picking up a 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.359 jumbo of googly eyes and she was getting some sort 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:27.440 of acrylic paint, and uh, yeah, we just started talking 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:28.000 about art. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.640 Is a conversation starter at checkout for sure. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.840 I think that's so fun, Like our art is so important, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.880 you know, especially to your life. So that's cool that 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.400 you bonded over that immediately. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:39.160 Very true. 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.360 Yeah, I just asked her if she wanted to grab 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.120 a drink sometime, and she gave me your number, So. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.720 Well, there you go. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.360 Isn't that wild? Like Michael's the hookup Spot? 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.200 I know, it feels like fate intervened in the arts 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:53.000 and craft section. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.240 Michaels is a good. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.960 Place to find a grill, I mean hot tip. Make 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.000 sure you have the app in the coupons because you 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.360 could really save somebody. 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.680 A lot of money. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.200 Okay, you lost me there, bro, Yeah, it's like the 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:06.520 granny tip. But where did you and Audrey go for 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.040 your date? 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:12.160 Well, the date sort of didn't happen, and now I 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.200 feel bad about kind of how I'm down. You know 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.360 what happened? Well, I had a reservation at this bar 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:21.200 and we were supposed to meet up there. Okay, you know, 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.960 I even brought my whole portfolio to show some of 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:27.279 my microwave put mosaics to her because I thought, like 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.800 she's an artist, she's gonna appreciate this. And Okay, I 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:36.600 get there first and I'm waiting for her. Fifteen minutes goes, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:42.039 by twenty thirty she's not there, and then after one 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.840 hour she finally shows up. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:48.080 Oh she does not shocking no apology. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.840 I mean I'm super upset at this point, like I'm 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.520 like internally fuming. I just decide, you know what, I'm leaving. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:59.680 Whoa some of those artists creative types, not as like 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.880 on schedule, but late. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.480 The no apology. I mean, it doesn't mean it's excusable, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.560 but at least have some empathy, Like was. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.960 There a conversation that happened at all? 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.839 I mean it's just like hi, she said, and I 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.159 was like bye, what? 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.640 Oh you didn't explain why you were mad? 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:19.839 Was she is an hour late? 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.000 I know, but you didn't even give her a chance 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.840 to apologize, Like she literally said hi and then you 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:28.560 said bye? Like what if the apology was coming. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.159 Well I wasn't. I didn't hear anything, so I would. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.080 That actually makes you have to wait till at least 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.599 after dinner to get the apology and then you can 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.479 storm off. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.520 Are you regretting that because you're calling us to get her. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.800 Back, right, I mean that's the thing, Like, that's why 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:51.800 I'm calling, because she did text me after the fact 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.360 and was like what you did was rude. Oh you 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.080 have no idea what I'm going through. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.640 I mean she's going it's rude, I will say, like, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.080 I mean her showing up that late is also rude. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.599 But like without any texts. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.159 Yeah, I didn't even say like, hey I'm running late, 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.520 that's even happened. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:14.840 Yeah, she's got a huge car accident. You left be 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:15.960 where she got to tell you. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:17.720 Well, if her finger still works, she could at. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.640 Least be like, I mean, did you ever find out? 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.840 No, at this point, like I reached out and like 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.000 I don't know if I'm like blocked or what what not, 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.560 because there's just like no response. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.600 And man, I don't know who side to be on 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.960 because they both were kind of balanced rudeness. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.279 Yeah, yeah, they both have. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:39.960 Yeah. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.560 Yeah, it's one of those situations that I think we 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:47.120 could maybe fix. Honestly, Yeah, it sounds like it went 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.480 from zero to one hundred way too quick in frustration. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.080 So yeah, Kevin, do you still want to, like try 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.160 again to get another date with her out of this. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.039 Is that your home? 0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:00.640 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, like just like a read you. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:04.520 And how are you gonna feel if she doesn't apologize? Still? Oh? 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.359 Any good question? I hadn't thought about. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.760 Okay, think about that one. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.880 But she doesn't get to see his microwave Mosaic portfolio. 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.440 Yeah, and that's gonna be her loss. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:14.080 True. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.560 I bet the tomato soup one is gonna be one 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:17.120 of the faves. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.680 Have you seen it? Do you follow me? 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.640 You gotta DM some of the photos though over to 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.440 us just on Brooks profile. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.760 Yeah, okay, out. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.880 And the oatmeal because that oatmeal always. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.800 Yeah, this is a totally different segment of the Microwave 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:35.160 Mosaic Art breakdown. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.920 We'll do that on your Fun Little Side podcast. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.760 Yea yeah, all right, but now we got to stick 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.480 to the second date update. Hopefully get some answers for 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.840 Kevin and find out why Audrey didn't show up for 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:47.360 an hour. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:47.920 Yeah. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:48.960 I hope we're not prying. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.040 I hope we are. We'll do it with your second 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:57.720 date update right after this second date update. You know, 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:58.920 a true. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:03.200 Artist is able to move between mediums like Picasso did 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:07.880 when he shifted from his blue period into surrealism. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:08.880 That's correct. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:17.360 Technically, and it was not the right Nobody likes that person, Brook, Okay. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:18.240 You're not backing down. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.000 The point is our listener, Kevin was able miraculously to 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:26.040 move from fridge scapes into microwave mosaics. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.200 Yeah, show me those splatter patterns. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:33.040 He takes photos of abstract soup splatter in his microwave 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:34.280 and posts them online. 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.719 Did you should try? Butter? That stuff explodes like. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:40.280 Crazy, and she's telling you you're doing your art wrong. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.640 No, I'm not excited about it, Jeff. I want to like. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.320 You're telling him how to do it. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.480 Sorry for suggestions, Jeff, I will never suggest anything ever again. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:49.960 Suggestion. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:55.199 It is an aggressive suggestion. But Kevin wears his emotions 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.400 on his sleeve, and if I'm reading him right today, 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.040 he's feeling a little guilty. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:03.679 Wow, apply how he's feeling, Jeff. Okay, maybe should. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:04.880 Kevin am I in the ballpark? 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:06.360 Yes? 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:09.640 This is maybe having an internal struggle here. Can we 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:10.480 call you back tomorrow? 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.600 The issue is Kevin's date showed up an hour late, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:23.000 and when she arrived she said hi. Kevin just said bye. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.000 Which I don't blame you like waiting an hour is 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.960 Oh god, I can't believe you did that. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:26.600 Yeah. 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.679 Afterwards, though, she did send a text saying you were rude. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.600 You don't even know what I'm going through right now. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:36.000 So that made Kevin feel like, oops, maybe he messed. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.800 Up, which is kind of a good life lesson. You know, 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.160 you just don't know what people are going through. Ever. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.040 Oh yeah, I mean, as soon as we get her 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.000 on the phone and we get you on as well, 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.559 are you wanting to apologize. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.960 Or lay into her? Oh? 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:50.480 I do want to hear what she has to say, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.000 which is what I didn't do in the first place. Okay, 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.880 And also I really want her to see my portfolio, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.520 right because she's an art lover too. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:02.360 We want to see it too, or for something else. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.320 But anyway, is the only one who thought I can't 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.120 get into the mind of the artist right now? 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.920 There are a lot of horny, weird men and that. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.480 Yeah, I'm just gonna call Audrey and hopefully we can 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.560 move past the mental images going. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:22.360 On in my head show All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:23.079 is this Audrey? 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:24.880 Yeah? This is her. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:26.760 I'm so excited to talk to her. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.280 Yeah, we're all excited to talk to you, Audrey, because 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.040 you're on a radio show right now called Brook and 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:31.839 Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.200 Welcome to the show, Audrey, Good morning. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.360 Yeah no, I'm all sad. Guys, thank you so much. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.800 Because it's not a telemarket or call. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.959 We're doing a segment from our show. This is called 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.880 a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:49.760 I guess how did you get my number? 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:53.040 We have a listener named Kevin who says he went out, well, 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.920 he almost went out on a date with you recently. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.800 Oh god, I know, I know. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.960 It wasn't a good interaction. We know that. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.360 Yeah, no, I mean did he even tell you what 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:02.760 he did? 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.280 Then? 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.000 It walked out. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:08.120 The full story that we heard is you had planet 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.360 date at a restaurant. You were running about an hour late. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.360 There wasn't a whole lot of communication, and so when 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.520 you arrived, he just decided to get up and leave. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.600 Like you said hi, he said bye. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.440 Yeah, I mean like I showed up and he never 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.360 even asked me why it was late. He never TechEd 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.360 to see if I was okay, you know, if I 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:28.960 was going through something. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.040 Interesting, and he never text. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.920 Didn't you text him at all? Like, oh my god, 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.800 it's fifteen minutes late. I should probably say something like I. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.480 Was, you know, I was going through something and I 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.760 just it wasn't okay, I'm going to get there when 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:40.400 I was going to get there. 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:41.599 That's understandable. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.720 And Kevin has looked back on the entire experience and 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.120 he feels like he messed up. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:47.920 That's kind of why we're calling. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:48.160 Now. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.360 Okay, Well, what if I told you guys that one 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.800 of my parents had passed away that day? 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:57.920 Oh my god, Oh so sorry, that's terrible. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:02.200 Yeah, I mean I tried to pull myself together after 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.760 I had like an hour to process it. What and 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:06.720 I made my way over to the restaurant and then 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.040 I walked in and he was just so cold to me. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:10.920 And I know, I. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.520 Can't even believe that you even, yeah, showed up. I 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.280 mean maybe you were just in shock. 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:21.559 A personally, but for most people, yes, that that is 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:22.360 that's a lot. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.560 Well, I mean, in my defense, it didn't. They didn't 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:29.160 really die, but like they could have and at least 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.040 then like he could have asked me what he should 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.160 have asked me? What was going Wait? 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.640 Wait wait wait wait, hold on, I died, you know, 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.920 she didn't say someone died. She said her parents died 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.480 her your parents didn't die. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.000 Well, I mean I said, what if my parents died? 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.400 Like if that was a scenario. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.719 Oh, that was a theoretical situation. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:49.000 I just felt really terrible. Yeah, that was an emotional 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:53.480 roller coaster. Really, I didn't know. We're playing what it 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.760 Let's emphasize the what is maybe stronger next time. Yeah, 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:57.200 I definitely. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.839 Well, I mean I was trying to just give it 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:02.320 a example of how you don't know what's going on 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:03.880 in somebody's life, you know, like. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.680 Yeah, okay, he went with a really dark example. 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.480 Yeah, can you just tell us what was going on 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.600 with you? I mean, we don't mean to pry personally, 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:15.000 but I just need a recovery. I like, it's sadder 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:16.200 than that. I don't know if I want to know, 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:16.880 what was. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.880 The real reason that you were an hour late? 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.960 I don't know. Maybe if Kevin were to ask me, 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.559 then maybe i'd answer him, But I don't think it's 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.520 really any of your business. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.160 Okay, Well that that works. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.679 Sure, it Actually it works perfectly because Kevin is on 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.600 the phone on the other line right now, waiting to 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:34.120 talk to you. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:40.760 OHI he almost felt like the worst person in the 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:41.560 world with that parent. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:47.320 Yeah, what did happen? I still don't really understand. I 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.960 get it that maybe you were going through something, you know. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.200 I feel bad that I didn't give you a chance 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.160 to explain yourself. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:54.360 She's still there. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.200 I mean, well, what if I told you that my 0:13:58.280 --> 0:13:59.079 parents passed? 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:00.679 What you already did? 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:06.920 That he heard that part, Audrey, Wait, you were here 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:13.440 the whole time, yes, listening, so he knows that that's 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:14.000 not true. 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:16.760 Yeah, So why were you really late? 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:22.240 If you really want to know? I kind of just 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.120 forgot about it. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:30.480 Oh wait, what's worse the parents passing or her forgetting 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.440 about It's pretty close. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:37.800 Why is there no in between? Forgetting is forgivable? I 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.880 don't know. I forget stuff all the time if I 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:44.040 don't put it into my calendar, Like, you got to 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:45.000 be honest about it. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.520 Well, because he had, he had texted me, you know, 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.440 where are you? And then that's when I realized, like, 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.160 oh god, I forgot. I'm supposed to go on a 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:56.840 date with that curly haired art guy. And I realized, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:58.920 and then I tried to get ready, and you know, 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.720 like I where we were meeting wasn't super close, so 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.840 I needed time to drive, and I got over there, 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.360 and you know, I show up and then all of 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.000 a sudden, he's just like bye. And I was like, Okay, 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.160 you didn't even give me a chance to say anything. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.800 What were you going to say? 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.440 I mean, I don't know I was gonna say something 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:17.200 about my parents. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:21.120 I don't know You're gonna lie to it. She's gonna 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:25.880 say what if first though, I told you, Kevin? How 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:27.440 are you feeling hearing all of this? 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.840 I mean, I'm just kind of like wondering what if 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:32.600 I told her when I was about ready to store 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.600 her off like that I had to go because of 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.600 my parents funeral? 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.920 Why are we both growing hypotheticals at each other? Like 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.040 really dark one Now? 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:43.320 I just feel like you're being petty. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:47.240 I'm just using the example that you use Audrey for me. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.880 So if I'm being petty, then that's your fault. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.800 God, Okay, no, that's not No. Those aren't even close 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:54.760 to being the same. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.440 Exactly that, it's the literal same. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.680 They're doing it again, though. They're trying to out petty 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.200 each other again, just like they did that first night. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:05.520 I know. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.080 The thing about a successful relationship is somebody has to 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.160 be willing to admit that they were wrong and they 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.440 messed up in order to move forward, and you both. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.760 Kind of messed up in your own rights. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:15.920 Right, it's powerful to apologize. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.920 No, I mean you're right, that you're right. Somebody needs 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.600 to apologize. I'm gonna give her three seconds to do it. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:25.720 Oh all right, Audrey, ball's in your court. Do you 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.479 want to out an apology? 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.040 I think you know that it's going to take me 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:29.880 at least an hour. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.120 Wow, I don't think so. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.000 Some nuggets of truth to it, And I can't believe 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.240 like that I was actually going to show you my 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:44.680 microw with mosaics, like I've never even shown that to 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:46.120 another woman in person. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:51.560 Oh wow, Audrey, did you even know he had those? 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:52.520 He told me about it. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:57.600 He wouldn't shut up about it. Oh well, well I've 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.360 said it before and I'll say it again. Bye. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.320 WHOA does want to date Kevin? 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.840 You can't say bye because I haven't even asked Audrey 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.880 yet if she would like to go out on another. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:10.920 Date with you. Because Audrey, if you're up for it, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:12.320 we would pay for it. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.639 Oh wow, look at that. I just got a text 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.119 that I think my parents. 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:20.280 Passed the. 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:26.200 Information to deliver via text, Kevin. 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:27.679 At this point, you want to check in with her 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:28.720 and see how she's doing. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:34.720 I mean, are you okay, Kevin? 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:44.720 She was being sarcastic with you there. Her parents aren't dead. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:42.400 All right, Kevin? 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.080