Speaker 1: You ever wish you could sit in on someone's counseling session.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a jewbal show actually, just to.
Speaker 1: Hear all the weird things that are going on in
Speaker 1: their heads so you can feel better about all the
Speaker 1: weird things going on in your head. Well, guess what
Speaker 1: you're in luck because there's a trend going viral of
Speaker 1: couples counselors sharing the top complaints of both men and
Speaker 1: women in their counseling sessions. Cool, and some of them
Speaker 1: might surprise you. We'll go over it next and then
Speaker 1: send you a bill for the free therapy session. So
Speaker 1: just text us your address for ever one oh six y' one.
Speaker 1: But find out what couples fight about the most in
Speaker 1: couples therapy. Right after this, imagine this for a second.
Speaker 1: It's a jewbile show. You're an elite mma fighter. You've
Speaker 1: got a huge fight coming up. You've been training for
Speaker 1: a year, ducking punches in the gym, doing press conferences
Speaker 1: where the two of you take all kinds of insane
Speaker 1: digs at each other. You're both posting social media videos
Speaker 1: how you're literally going to demolish the other person. Your
Speaker 1: friends all hear about how much you just want to
Speaker 1: punish them in the ring, and you know you're going
Speaker 1: to walk out of their champion. And then the day comes,
Speaker 1: you hop into the ring and go round after round
Speaker 1: after round in the toughest, most grueling, physically and emotionally
Speaker 1: draining battle of your life. Punches, kicks, elbows are all
Speaker 1: flying so much so that the referee keeps having to
Speaker 1: separate you guys and warn you to fight fair. And
Speaker 1: then after the fight you have to pay the referee
Speaker 1: several several hundreds of dollars, walk out of the building
Speaker 1: with the person you were battling against, get into the
Speaker 1: same car and go So where do you want to
Speaker 1: go for dinner? That's what couples counseling is like. There's
Speaker 1: a trend going viral of couples counselors sharing the top
Speaker 1: complaints from both men and women, and we'll go over
Speaker 1: it right now and then charge you with the free
Speaker 1: therapy goo later. But what do people complain about the
Speaker 1: most in couples counseling. Let's start with the men's complaints.
Speaker 1: Here are the top four complaints that men have in
Speaker 1: couples counseling. She says she doesn't want fries and then
Speaker 1: eats mine is big your size that though, so why
Speaker 1: are you complaining about it? It's just a cute quirk.
Speaker 1: It's a cute quirk. It's such a common complaint, I
Speaker 1: guess from a couple of scounclors. Then more than one
Speaker 1: couple of scouncers says, this is a huge complaint when
Speaker 1: it comes to god, is that your own fries?
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure. I'll just be smart and think
Speaker 2: ahead in order to or she can be an adult
Speaker 2: in order her own damn fry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's the argument and couple of scounseling right there.
Speaker 2: So if she does it every time, when you have
Speaker 2: known that and so.
Speaker 4: Then we have that, I can see how this could
Speaker 4: go mad.
Speaker 5: I can see to me it's a simple fix. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: You have to have to talk about it, or maybe
Speaker 5: just go. I'll have two bowls of fries please, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah for me and one for her.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet. And then she's gonna be like, don't
Speaker 2: get me any I don't want you should be She
Speaker 2: will be like, I don't want fries. I'm gonna diet, but.
Speaker 1: You eat all of mine just because the mind yea,
Speaker 1: the calories I guess we know why that comes up
Speaker 1: in couples scounselings. Here's another one of the top complaints
Speaker 1: for men and couples scounseling. She watches shows without me,
Speaker 1: and then when I do it, she acts like I
Speaker 1: cheated on her.
Speaker 2: That's really funny.
Speaker 5: My friends that are in relationships complain about this all
Speaker 5: the time, really, because that's their time that they set
Speaker 5: apart that they're going to spend together and watch these shows.
Speaker 5: And so if you get ahead, if anybody gets ahead,
Speaker 5: it's a problem. Yeah, you gotta lie about it.
Speaker 2: I've done that before.
Speaker 1: I secretly got ahead. I secretly watched it and be like,
Speaker 1: I don't mind watching them again. I'm just I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell her though.
Speaker 2: I was bored.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything else to do. I can't find
Speaker 1: anything to watch. I'm like, I know, I like this show.
Speaker 3: I want to see people acting like he's surprised at
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh my goodness, that that was crazy. We're
Speaker 1: going over I trend this going viral of couples counselors
Speaker 1: sharing the top complaints from men and women in their
Speaker 1: couple scountling sessions. She asked where I want to eat
Speaker 1: and then rejects every option.
Speaker 2: Don't give me a bad option. Easy.
Speaker 5: You know what's really funny if you think about it,
Speaker 5: this is what you're talking about in counseling. Your problems
Speaker 5: sound okay, that's your biggest problem.
Speaker 2: This might be what they're talking about saying.
Speaker 3: What these gentlemen who are putting these things out have
Speaker 3: other issues they're not expressing.
Speaker 2: She stills my hoodies, but when I borrow socks, it's weird.
Speaker 4: It is weird, dude, that is weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, if the therapist actually said that, But.
Speaker 2: That's weird. How small are your feet.
Speaker 1: On the top complaints from women when it comes to
Speaker 1: their counseling sessions in couples counseling. So the trend that
Speaker 1: is going viral of couples counselors sharing the top complaints
Speaker 1: for men and women in their sessions. He treats his
Speaker 1: gaming headset like it's a life support system.
Speaker 2: It's not really common. I think it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it is very common.
Speaker 5: My brother used to play his games outside in like
Speaker 5: our upstairs living room area.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my gosh, I thought the cat was dying
Speaker 2: at one point.
Speaker 5: The way he screams at the headset because like he's
Speaker 5: playing whatever game, but then he won't get off of it.
Speaker 2: He'll be up on it till like one o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning's playing after the age of eighteen.
Speaker 3: If you have an emotional reaction to a video game
Speaker 3: or to a sports event, we are not the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you might not be the same, but it's
Speaker 2: very common.
Speaker 1: There's another one of the top complaints from women when
Speaker 1: it comes to their a couple of counseling sessions. He
Speaker 1: starts a home project and then never finishes it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be annoying. They take a long time,
Speaker 2: even screws.
Speaker 4: Out or something that's just dangerous. Juble's the home improvement
Speaker 4: starter king. Yeah, I do finish them. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 4: finished a lot of them now. But I've been in
Speaker 4: relationships before where I was asked to do a lot
Speaker 4: of home improvement options and I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 4: which one to prioritize.
Speaker 2: Everything's just undone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, yesterday you asked me to build something
Speaker 1: that I have no idea how to build, so I
Speaker 1: spend most of the time watching YouTube videos a bunch,
Speaker 1: and then today you asked me to do something else.
Speaker 1: So I don't know which one you want. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go in the bathroom and cry a bit.
Speaker 1: But I'll have my drill with me if you need me.
Speaker 1: Here's another one of the topic plays from women, and
Speaker 1: it comes to a couple scouting. He texts K instead
Speaker 1: of actually responding. I don't like the K text no
Speaker 1: matter what, I think that's better than nothing. I usually
Speaker 1: send that, just the letter K. You know, put some
Speaker 1: put some sugar on it. I know you're not mad
Speaker 1: because K always seems mad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also just reacting and not sending anything sometimes that
Speaker 3: gets me. Depends on the mood. But I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: I need a four response. I just laughing emoji is
Speaker 3: not gonna work.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I mean, I'm laughing at whatever
Speaker 2: you're saying. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It means you have the lowest effort possible You've just
Speaker 3: put into responding to my awesomeness.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just want to be laughed out right? Isn't
Speaker 2: that stroking the ego? Type it out? Type it out?
Speaker 1: Another The number one response that they say that they
Speaker 1: get a lot in couple scounting sessions.
Speaker 2: Is he breathes. It goes on to say too loudly
Speaker 2: when he sleeps, But I love it here minds Mere