WEBVTT - Hour 1 - A Terrible Thanksgiving 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:03.640 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:08.360 Sports Radio. All right, good morning, the pleasures ours. Hope 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.559 you had a happy Thanksgiving. Let's have a great Black Friday. 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:15.240 I'm Steve Cavino. That is Rich Davis. Good morning, Bud. Exhausted, 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:18.439 much like everyone that's probably awake right now, exhausted, And 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:20.920 I'm thinking about unbuttoning a button. Are you okay with them? 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.520 Make you feel weird? Won't make me feel weird at all, 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.920 that it might bust off and pop Joel in the 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:30.800 Iro or something, because yeah, my pants are tight today. Man. Well, 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.800 as we were stuffing our faces yesterday, I hope you feasted. 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.159 I hope you enjoyed. I hope you had a Bill's 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.479 Cowboys Viking sort of day. I hope you enjoyed your football. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.720 We have lots to talk about. Well, um, you know, 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.879 I have a I have a story, and you have 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:50.040 a story, and we're gonna play a little game. Who's worse. Yeah, 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.479 I know it's like wait early for games, but you 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:56.120 gotta hear these stories plus later on today. What you 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.760 need to watch, the things you need to watch, you have. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.440 It's a nonsense to get to. It's a pleasure to 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.399 be here. The numbers the same, Give us a call 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:08.000 eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Again, we are 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:11.920 Cavino and rich in for Dan Patrick. Now, the opportunity 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:15.040 to fill in for Dan is something we can't pass up. No, 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.520 it's the biggest show on Fox Sports Huge. So when 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.200 the boss said, do you guys want to fill in 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.319 for Dan Patrick? The answer is always yes. You know 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.880 what this feels like. You know, when you are really 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:31.400 ambitious in your booking flights like from Vegas or something 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:34.000 like that, or a work trip. God, you read my mind. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.200 I was gonna say this is the equivalent of looking 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.520 at a five fifty am flight saying perfect book it. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.800 We'll get there early and start today, and then you 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.520 have to wake up and you're like, oh, why did 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.800 I agree to that? I'm hung over and I feel 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.640 like butt cheeks. That's sort of how we feel right now, 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.800 but super happy to be here at the same time, 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.120 because millions of different people hanging out with us love 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.560 the Dan Patrick Show, and we also want to remind 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.120 you that, hey, we're on every day two pm on 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:06.120 the West, five pm on the East, So I just 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.600 wanted to come and hang with you. Yeacast morning check 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.680 out what we do on the regular. But uh yeah, 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.440 as much as we're happy to be here, it really 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:17.880 does feel like when you book that six am flight 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.400 for vacation and you're like, no, it'll be cool, and 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.200 then the day comes and you're like, wait, I have 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.880 to set my alarm for four Yeah? Yeah, why did 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.520 I say? Yes? I'm blaming Rich But anyway, my belly 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:32.799 today much like everybody's Joel YouTube, probably because Joel's usually like, yeah, 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.560 what's up? He's kind of quiet today. Joel's probably like, oh, 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.919 because my belly's like, oh, why do I eat so much? Yeah? 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.440 Stuff my face early while you know, we were still 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.760 in it. Yeah, yeah, Joel is here, Birch is here. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.960 Thank you guys for being here. Eight seven seven ninety 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:52.040 nine Fox. So now this is a question of who 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:55.160 has the worst story from yesterday? Now I think you 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.760 should start is Yours is more of like a typical 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:03.240 Cavino bonehead move. Let me explain. When the mics are on, 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.320 when the lights are on, that's when I turn it 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.359 on a little more right. I don't have many speeds Rich, 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.400 you know, So this is me animated and focused. I mean, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.320 I'll say it kindly when the mics are off, Comino's 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.320 brain dead kind of right. So we had a really 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.200 great show yesterday filling in for Dan Patrick, a lot 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.239 of fun, like always, and as soon as the show's over, 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:29.120 I go back into my zombie mode. Right, Bottle Pilot, 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.919 You're like Adam Sandler in the movie Click. Yes, you're 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.280 like sleepwalking through your day, oh man, because you know, 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.440 we still had a wake up earlier than usual. I 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.240 debated going to the gym, though I had great intentions. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.720 I was like, do I go to the gym on Thanksgiving? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.000 You know we're done early? I didn't, right, So I 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.320 went right home and I knew football was on. We 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.640 had talked about it the whole day. But I must say, 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.480 this is nothing strange. Burshi worked with us before. Comino 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:01.120 is the type of guy that he had it. He's terrible. 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.200 It's schedule watching. He watches sports every day. But if 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.200 I would have asked him, you know who you're Yankees 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.560 playing tomorrow? Yeah? Who's a Can you know who the 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.840 Niners playing Sunday? He's like, I don't know. I know 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.280 the day of, Like Como's not a schedule watcher. I 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.320 know they're playing the Dolphins. Is we're going yeah, in 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.760 two weeks. In two weeks, so so you don't even 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.400 know this week? Yeah, this week, I know, two weeks 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:25.000 answers the Saints. Now that's not even the excuse. I'm 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:29.159 just on autopilot. I know the Bills and Lions are playing, 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.680 the Giants and Cowboys, the Patriots and Vikings. But I 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.440 forgot what order in which these games were happening. I 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.719 forgot which was the first game, second game, third game. Right, 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.960 it's just because, like I said, that's a characteristic of you. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.960 It's just me. Yeah, and plus shows over. You know, 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.960 I'm just chilling. I go home and I'm like, I'm 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.839 gonna put the game on. If I nap, if I 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.200 fall asleep, no big deal. I'm exhausted, right yeah, but 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.919 I'm gonna put the game on. So I'm slinging it. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.880 I got a sling. I used sling, and I turn 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.839 on my TV about you, I said, sling. Okay, yeah, sling. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:10.400 I'm a slinger, I said slinger. So I just see 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:15.919 the ad, the icon. It's just the icon for Giants Cowboys. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.719 I know you're talking about because if you have sling 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.800 or specific channel or anything, when you have a streaming service, 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.360 and you use it for live TV a lot of times. 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.480 When you click on live stuff, You're right, you're clicking 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.760 on an icon. Yeah, So I just click the icon 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:35.680 and I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, cool, And I think, 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.479 going on me, that was this the team I'm watching? 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:43.039 And Dak Prescott's on the sideline wearing a hat, and 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:48.559 I'm like, what happened to Dak? Right? You know again, 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:52.160 we just got off the air start, dude. I go 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.159 to my phone, I go to Twitter. What is row 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:59.680 with the Prescot? I'm googling, like Dak Prescott news. I'm 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.960 not seeing anything. I'm like, oh, well, why does the Cooper? 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.640 Maybe maybe he stubbed his toe, I don't know, maybe 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.720 needed a breath there. So Rush is there, he's playing well, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:12.080 and I'm like, okay, wow, interesting. I wasn't expecting this. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.080 Before you know it, I sort of again check my 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.200 brand at the door, and I started to enjoy the game. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.720 I'm like, man, it's a really good game, dude. At 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.960 one point in the third quarter, at one point in 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:27.440 the third quarter, it was thirteen thirteen, dude. I think 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.240 I even texted a few friends like what a game? Huh. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.040 I'm like this is great. I was like, way into 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:36.160 this game, I wanted the head up there ask more 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.680 than you. I can't, dude. I wanted to nap remember this, 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:42.119 so I was like text Yeah, I was texting people 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.400 about it, dude. So I'm there, I'll cuddled up like 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.960 hoping to fall asleep, but I couldn't because I'm like, 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:51.279 this is a good game. All of a sudden, you know, 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.560 the Cowboys are pulling ahead, and I'm like, oh man, 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.159 all my giants friends, you know, they must be bumming 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.520 out now. But oh, the Giants are thicker, They're they're 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.120 coming back. Dude. It's the end of the game. The 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:06.919 end of the game, right. Daniel Jones stows an interception 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:12.800 the Treyvon Dix and I'm like wait a second. I'm 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.960 like wait a minute. And then you know I'm that 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:20.680 play stealing Shepherds injured and yeah, I'm like wait, I'm 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.880 having a weird case of deja vu right now. I'm like, wait, wait, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:29.880 I've seen this. I've seen this. Oh no, i just 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.040 missed the entire Bills Lions game because I'm watching a 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.360 replay from a few weeks ago. I dude, I wanted 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:41.080 to punch myself in the bean bags. How that's how 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.440 mad I was at myself, Like, I was so embarrassed 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.600 of myself. I'm embarrassed to share that story with you 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.120 on Fox Sports Raid. He called me yesterday and he goes, 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.720 I don't know if eby want to share this story. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:53.960 I don't even want to admit that your head was 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:55.640 so far up your butt and you were so tired 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.640 that you watched a replay of a game from a 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.560 month ago. I know what I loved about it is 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.600 he's actually recalling the game for us right now. The 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.600 dude he didn't already seek the game. When I saw 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.120 Daniel Jones with his hand over his head, like what 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.840 just happened? Sees the interception, I'm like, wait a second. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.960 That's when it dawned on me that I've seen this before, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.400 because again, I usually watched Red Zone too, right, So 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.800 that's probably when I tuned in and I saw that, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:24.120 and I'm like, wait, I've seen all this happen, Like, oh, 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:27.320 it's it's like when your parents or grandparents watch a game. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.680 It's like another home run. You're like, no, Grandpa, that's 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:34.200 instant replay. I had a John Sterling moment. John Carlo. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:39.520 Oh oh wait a second, that's a replay, and so 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.240 I was like, wait no. So then I put the 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.760 Bill's Lions game on. I had to find that, and 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.760 I'm like, and it was just about over, and I'm like, 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:53.280 I missed pretty much the entire first game because I 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:57.080 sat there watching the replay of an old game like 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.520 a bone head the and that's my It just proves 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.120 that you're one of the biggest bone as we know. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.680 I mean, it was a good game. I'm fascinated by. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.079 What I'm fascinated by is how at no point it 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.840 dawned on you. It did. But please understand this. I was, 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.640 I was like in sleepy time mode? Right is this season? 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.600 So the players are the same, right players at the 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.920 same I hadn't. No, no, I can't even use that 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.280 as an excuse. My only real excuse is that I 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.800 just got so wrapped into the game and like, it 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.839 did dawn on me. It did. I'm like, oh wait 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.880 a second, Prescott, what happened? So it all dawned on me. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.240 But then I just got so into the game that 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.200 I stopped thinking about it and I was just watching. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:37.760 You know what it's like, you know, And soone throws 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:40.559 you a surprise party, and then afterwards you were like, oh, 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.280 how did I miss all those clues? Yes, it's very 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.320 very my wife. My wife led me to a weird 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.280 restaurant I've never been to. How did I not realize? 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:51.520 You're looking back and you're like, how did I what 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:54.000 did I now? Hold on? I will admit this too, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.920 Joel Brush. This is the second time that's happened. This 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.720 has happened to me before, years ago, because I remember 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.360 this is not I started texting you about something right, 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.520 and Rich was so confused, and then Rich's like, what 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.600 are you talking about? And I'm like, dude, I remember 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.960 that happened. It happened about It happen about a year 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.440 or so ago. And I know what it is. If 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.319 you stream, like I said, if you use Slingbox or 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.080 Hulu Live or something, if you're not using cable, it's 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.840 not like the old TV guide thing that you're scrolling 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.720 up and down sometimes. I was looking at it. Give 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.600 you log into Hulu Live, it'll just have an icon 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.680 of like the giants and cowboys helmets and you click 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.640 on it. That's exactly what I did, and you didn't 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.120 realize it was NFL Network replay, you thought it was 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.280 like Fox or No. I was still seeing like Thanksgiving 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.040 ads and things like that, and I'm like, man, what 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.600 the heck? So I applaud you for being man enough 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:46.600 to admit that. I applaud you too. Let me ask 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.960 you had you watched that game originally? I had seen 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.440 all the highlights because I usually watched Red Zone, right Joel, 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.600 So you know, once they were in the red zone, 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:59.160 highlights seemed familiar. Yeah, the highlights. I'm like, man, highlight 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.880 it seems like all the good plays. There was no 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.280 there was like a play where you know, ceedee Lamb 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.560 had like this real nice catch and I'm like, man, 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.640 I he's on fire. I've seen this before. Like, man, yeah, 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.120 there wasn't. There was that point signature catch. But I 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.920 just I convinced myself, like, yeah, man, he's doing really good. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:22.040 This is great. But yeah, I wasted the entire first 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.319 game on a replay, and then of course I tuned 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:28.120 in in time to see the Bills win twenty eight 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:32.360 twenty five to the Lions. Close. Well, I thought it 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.720 was gonna be close. Closer than I thought though. That 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.640 was a tough battle, Lions battle. But that's my story guys, right, 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.920 So I want you to listen closely because it's like, well, 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.240 what what stories worse? Here? Minor riches will let you decide. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.640 You make the call. Who had the worst story? Cavino, 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.920 who's so mad enough to admit what a bone head 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.680 he is that he watched a replay of the game 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.640 because he was half half asleep. Yeah, it happened. It's 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.680 gonna be hard to top that one. I mind, mine's 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.839 less embarrassing, more like you are you? Joe King? So 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.440 we have friends over yesterday, and you know, my wife 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.800 listens when she can, you know, if she's driving around 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.640 here in the car, happy friends Giving, and you know 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:13.080 we do we do the commercials and the reads for 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:19.320 draft kids. Why do you always do? Actually, that's more 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:21.880 my girlfriend's voice than you know, Richard. My wife's from 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.280 the South. She's more like, hey baby, my girlfriend's from 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:28.040 Idaho and she talks very much like an LA girl. Hey, 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:33.640 happy Thanksgiving? Think you? So my wife is like, hey, 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.440 did you babe, did you bet on this game? I go, yeah, 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.400 I did our teaser, which, by the way, we won 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:44.120 everybody again staying hot with the teasers. So I said, 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.400 you know what, let's do something else for fun. She goes, yeah, 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.360 I hear you talk about the parlays and stuff with 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:54.000 you and Covino's draft, King's commercial, right. So I said, oh, 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:55.280 you know, let me see what they got. So I 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.760 built a parlay. And I know no one likes to 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:59.840 hear about other people's bets, but this one's really good. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.200 This is like a are you kidding me? Story? You 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.880 know how SVP does bad beats. This is a good one. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.280 So I go, you know, I think Kirk Cousins might 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.599 light it up. So there was a there was a 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:17.760 prop build there where for twenty bucks. It was twenty 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.120 bucks to win two hundred and twenty dollars. I was, 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:23.040 I got perfect, easy little bet, twenty bucks to win 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:30.800 two twenty. I needed Cousins three touchdowns. Ding he got 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.000 it three touchdowns. I needed the Vikings to win by 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.760 two and a half boom Ding two for two. The 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.920 third leg of this plus it was a plus eleven 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:44.840 hundred parlay plus eleven hundred, so twenty wins, two twenty. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:50.040 The third one was Kirk Cousins over three hundred yards. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:55.600 Now it was the fourth quarter, eight minutes left. I'm like, oh, 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.040 come on, he's in the two nineties. Right, I'm like, 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:03.439 come on, Kurt, come on, come on, right, twenty bucks 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:07.560 gets you two twenty that's a nice one, Like sweets 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.040 makes up for the money I spent on the groceries 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:15.920 we hosted. Yeah, Cousins eight yard out pass to Jefferson, Yes, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.840 three hundred and three yards. Baby, I'm high five with 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.600 my wife and my buddy. I'm like, see, look at that. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:27.800 That was a fun prophet. Yeah, nice, Vikings are winning. Like, man, 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.800 five minutes left, what does he got? Let me check 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.520 my phone again? High three h three, perfect, three h three, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.160 he's got the three touchdowns. I need the Vikings. Tiny 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:39.200 strutting around your kitchen, I'm like, slatting around in your socks. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:43.160 How it's done. That's how it's done. Gambling it. High 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:50.000 five and your kids traft Kings? Baby. Who So I 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.880 look at the TV and I go wait, well, hold, wait, 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:57.120 hold'll hold on. Cousins back to pass, screen, passed to 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:02.840 feeling in the backfield. Oh no, whoa, and he's tackled 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:09.000 for a loss of four. I'm like, no, no, I mean, 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.360 I'm not gonna math, but that goes from three h 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:19.680 three to two nine. What the I let out a 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:23.560 big what to happen? My kids? Sorry, I say fun 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.960 like I was Ralphie in the Christmas Story. So I 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.720 just want everyone to look at the box score when 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.360 they get a chance later. Because the Vikings got the 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.760 ball bag one more time and ran the ball and 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:40.080 the clock out and Kirk Cousins final box score was 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:46.200 two hundred and ninety nine yards no bs. His last 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.120 pass was a minus four yard screen pass in the 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.800 backfield that took his total yards from three h three 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:55.080 to two ninety nine. Two twenty by one yard two 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.480 hundred and twenty bucks would have been a nice little Thanksgiving. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:01.800 Hey look at that, bam Man. I mean again, that's 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:05.160 hilarious because he had three h three. It's a great 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.080 bad beat. Because usually bedbeats are like, oh backdoor touchdown, 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.960 or like oh miss the you know, you know, missed 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:16.040 extra point or something nonsensical. This was simply Camino, like 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.640 when does that happen? When does the guy? Years? Is 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:23.000 more heartbreaking because like you said, you know, if anyone 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.520 hosts Thanksgiving, I think people take it for granted. That means, 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.000 you know, rich paid for the turkey and the fixings 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:33.480 in the alcohol. Right, A little treats, the cookies. People. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.480 I like hosting, so I don't mind, But it does 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.320 become like a you know, that's like a three four 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.840 that's a three to four hundred dollars supermut, all the 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.200 fixens and booze and turkey, you ever, Yeah, and it 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:44.840 just you know, it would have been a little nice, 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.720 little reward for your kind gestures. And it was the 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.600 last minute sort of hey that would to do this 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:53.240 for fun, you know? And oh man, so close. So 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.920 I think yours is more heartbreaking. I know, I know, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:59.440 hearing about other people's fantasy team than bets usually stink. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.080 But I hope you could at least appreciate how that 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.680 prop bet was lost three hundred and three yards Joel 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.919 his last pass. It couldn't be incomplete, It couldn't be 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:14.640 a four yard loss. That's like a significant bad screen pass. Yeah, 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:19.120 yours is more heartbreaking. Yeah, cash involved, right, that would 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.480 have been sweper, especially when you count it already. Yeah 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:25.080 brush minus four yards. Especially the girl knew about it too, Yeah, 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.440 the whole family. He was strutting around like he was 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.240 shutting around, like I was brutisht a bumber beefcake. Yeah, No, 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.520 it went Vince McMahon. Yeah, I was like, conno, mcgrat, 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:38.000 you're walking around twenty dollars. Did you lose two? Now? 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.440 In my mind, I lost a couple hundred bucks. I 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.600 know I didn't because you know, I never had it, 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.640 but I feel like I did have it for two 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.679 plays until he threw a minus four yards screen pass. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.440 Yeah that's a yeah, you know what. Your aggravation too, 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:54.320 is way worse and you're still wory than mine. Again, 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:57.760 I'm just like, what an idiots. It's funny, but hey, 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.960 hopefully you enjoyed your football. And like I said, Joel, 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.520 I said it yesterday, you're Lions. I know you're a 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:07.040 Detroit guy. They are so close. I know no one 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.320 wants to hear that. I know Detroit Lions fans have 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.200 been sick of here in that damn narrative, But you're 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:16.680 so close during the broadcast close, they're back. You know 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.399 what it is, it's behind, It's it's one of those 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:23.359 when you lose these close, crappy games. I'm glad I 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.560 got to see the Lions battle at least for the 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.880 last like two minutes of the game that I caught coman. 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:30.200 I was like, yeah, yeah, it was great the last 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:34.920 two minutes. Yeah, man, wow, But if you're getting killed 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.720 in games. I was saying this to Danny g our 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.920 usual producer who was a big Raiders fan. I said, 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.159 you know, it's it's it's not the worst when your 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:44.360 team's losing all these close games, because that just means 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.680 you're an adjustment or a player or coaching decision away 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:51.280 from winning. If you're getting smoked every week, then it's like, man, 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:53.520 we're in the middle of a big rebuild, Joe. Your 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:56.520 team could very well make a few adjustments in the 0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:00.240 offer with Aaron Rodgers last year, with Aaron Rodgers on 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:02.159 the decline, and you see that Minnesota is good, but 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.080 they're getting a little lucky here and there too. The 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:08.120 Lions could be very much in the mix, very much 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.280 in the mix. I mean, look at the AFC East. 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:13.920 We thought that it would never, never, you know, not 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.080 be a Patriot. It felt like the Patriots gonna We're 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.080 gonna dominate that division forever. And we've seen over the 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.480 last couple of years, the Bills, the Dolphins, that within, 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:22.840 the Jets, like other teams are stepping it up, and 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.560 you know, the whole green Bay winning eight of the 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:31.080 last eleven. I believe NFC North titles that might be 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:32.640 a thing of a pass though. I mean we did 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:34.680 give away our tied in and went on a three 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.840 game winning street. That's wild because when you gave up Hopkinson, 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:38.520 I was like, why, he's like one of the guy 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:40.520 he's one of the Yeah, he's one of the few 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:43.880 guys that people sort of know on your team. Didn't 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:48.520 need to be. So those are our heartbreaking, disappointing stories. 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.159 If you have any thoughts on him, hit us up 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.320 at Covino and Richard calls up at eight seven, seven 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.800 ninety nine on Fox. We'll talk more about these games 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:57.359 and your takeaways, things that made you go hmm, and 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:00.400 something that we really didn't get to yesterday, what every 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.320 guy needs to do at least once per year. It's 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.159 going to save his life and relationship. He can't wait 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:08.239 to hear this cave you know. Rich And for Dan 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:11.000 Patrick on Fox Sports Radio. Thanks for listening to The 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:13.600 Dan Patrick Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:17.040 every weekday morning nine to noon Eastern or six to 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.200 nine Pacific on Fox Sports Radio. Find your local station 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.640 for The Dan Patrick Show at Fox Sports Radio dot 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:25.879 com or stream us live every day on the iHeartRadio 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:30.120 app by searching f s R or stream us live 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:40.040 on the Peacock Act Double dutch Bus down the Street, 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:44.720 Yeah man, bringing the host what yeah bus style? I 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:47.399 love this song. If you're listening to the podcast in 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:51.200 the Future, which I highly recommend subscribe for free Cavino 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:54.480 and rich where you stream your podcasts, you're not hearing 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.320 the music. But Joel on the ones and twos pulled 0:20:57.320 --> 0:21:00.679 out some double dutch Bus, some old school flashing it 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.440 back on a Black Friday again, Kevino rich In for 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.600 the Great Dan Patrick eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:09.800 Hope you had a very nice Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoyed 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:11.600 all the games. We have lots to get to today. 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:13.800 We're gonna talk some Christmas music too later on because 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:17.959 the Eagles Lineman Man, they're really bringing it, bringing it 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:19.960 on a whole new level. Yeah yeah, And I know 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:23.119 you have this theory on Aaron Rodgers and Thumb and 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:27.879