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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, it's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, the subject I wish my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend was bigger strawberry. No, sir, no, that comes after

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Speaker 1: the prank yes, um at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: the subject know your show? No your show? I thought

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Speaker 1: it was nine. I got to go. I wish my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend was bigger as the subject. But right now, nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy is here, the King of pranks with the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call for today. What you got? Me and your

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Speaker 1: baby getting married? Me and your baby getting married? Running Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make

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Speaker 1: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got the right Hey listen, Well, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: do Mr Richards called and introduce myself to you and

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Speaker 1: let you know who I will was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty

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Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very

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Speaker 1: for you to get a phone call for me. But

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Speaker 1: I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do the

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Speaker 1: man thing and just reach out to your man and

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Speaker 1: say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your

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Speaker 1: daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what

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Speaker 1: what what my name is? Jeff? Jeff? Okay, Jeff, Jeff. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

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Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else about what it's been like

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Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Crystal

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Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at

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Speaker 1: the school. But what I want to do is tell

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Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal. Man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and I want to call and tell you that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,

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Speaker 1: I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well,

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Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard you before, and my daughter

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Speaker 1: right now. My daughter is in school. I understand that,

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Speaker 1: and you know, we you know, it's been you know,

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Speaker 1: we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But you know the main thing and me and Crystal

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Speaker 1: really you know, we really we really do love each other. Mr.

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Speaker 1: I wanna but if you love my daughter, she would

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Speaker 1: have told me and she was in love with someone.

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Speaker 1: But you know what you know, And maybe it's a

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Speaker 1: situation where Christal is like a little maybe a little

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Speaker 1: uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. You can talk to me about anything. We

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Speaker 1: talk every day, right right, you like you, I talked

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Speaker 1: to my daughter every day. Daughter. And how old is

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Speaker 1: your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: you said your daughter was fifteen, right right, right? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six,

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Speaker 1: forty six years old. You want to man my twenty

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Speaker 1: five year old daughter? A Let me say this right here.

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Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know.

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Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age

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Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: And I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 1: to you, man, is that it comes of time. Man,

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Speaker 1: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man.

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Speaker 1: Love just love is love, man, And you've been locked

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Speaker 1: up on parole at the university on work, releasing that

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Speaker 1: my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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Speaker 1: Christal is just a beautiful person. Man, hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: you calling me at the mood Dowter. Man, I'll never work.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of work on my damn death

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Speaker 1: and you're calling me telling me uh uh, former gentle

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Speaker 1: bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five year

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Speaker 1: old daughter, and you damn that fifty you damn it

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Speaker 1: my age. You want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to talk to you. But what I need

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Speaker 1: to do is I need to something, Crystals, get to

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Speaker 1: the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need

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Speaker 1: to do. Hey, And I don't understand that, Mr. You

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Speaker 1: was probably gonna I want to talk to and I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: explain to you is that man, little ain't got no limit. Man,

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Speaker 1: It's just something that happened. Crystal love me, I love

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Speaker 1: huh and and it is what it is. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to try to get your blessings on this. You

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Speaker 1: can't get my love still, man, he get gonna marry

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Speaker 1: my daughter. No, my daughters been a time in school.

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Speaker 1: I love damn life. She was on the day all

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Speaker 1: four years of college and she's going to GD school

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna marry my daughter. And to man, when

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Speaker 1: you're working me, Mr, I understand that what I'm what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you that you know what, man,

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Speaker 1: sometime I love is right. This sething to tim around.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. What the hell you mean

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Speaker 1: a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to say is it didn't work out with me on

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Speaker 1: the first time. What I wanted to do, Man, it's

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Speaker 1: just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. You got

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Speaker 1: to do it, dude. What the hell is't you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Its Look? Look, look, look, I got to talk to

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Speaker 1: my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find

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Speaker 1: out what the hell is going on, because yes, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you,

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Speaker 1: and I understand all that. I understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: What I want to say to you is just right here.

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Speaker 1: Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna eat low and make sure that we can

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Speaker 1: look at him. You ain't doing things with my daughter

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Speaker 1: unless it's mine. Look, yeah, man, you ain't doing I

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Speaker 1: don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call my daughter final. You really are lost your mind.

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Speaker 1: You just think your old jail bird is gonna be

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Speaker 1: marry and my daughter. My daughter has not a future.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got that's wrong with I'm not gonna sit

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Speaker 1: there and go back and forth with you. Mrs. Me

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Speaker 1: and Crystal getting married will not happen under any circumstances,

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Speaker 1: not what you think. The circumstances are me and Crystal

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Speaker 1: getting married. That's it. Not the love. I know what

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Speaker 1: wrong you think you are. As long as you about one,

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be. I got one more thing I need

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Speaker 1: to say, and then me and Crystal just gonna come

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Speaker 1: over there and dry down there and tell you exactly

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Speaker 1: what's going on in our life right now. You got

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Speaker 1: to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What you got to say to me? I got to

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Speaker 1: say this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal

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Speaker 1: and her boyfriend. Ain't I'm shot my job looking crazy? Man?

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you what he is? What is the baddest,

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Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the landing

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Hold Junior, Come on, dude, coming ye?

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Speaker 1: It is what y'all think? Everything? What? What? You ain't

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Speaker 1: the greatest? That the greatest I ever seen of all time?

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Speaker 1: Who you know better than this? Body? H No body trying?

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Speaker 1: I can't say nothing. You in, I'm in. What tell

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Speaker 1: you something? You know how I thought of that? What

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Speaker 1: clom gonna marry the baby? Dad boy? Damn, that's tied

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Speaker 1: right there. Ain't no way see all my egnis starts

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Speaker 1: within see c C you you ain't this stupid? Like this? Yell?

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Speaker 1: C stupid around once a year? Yeah, stupid. Yeah. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody can touch me when I'm doing these pranks. No,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this what I do? Can't heard him?

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Speaker 1: Ain't heard nobody name whoever? Jeremy Brown, kiss my behind? Jake,

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Speaker 1: can't do what I do? This ignance right here? Oh

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Speaker 1: you ain't this stupid? I birted this for you eating it.

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Speaker 1: I'm stupid. I'm down here, I live out here late

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Speaker 1: for stupid all right, thank you, Tommy, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Junior asked Tommy, Wow, that was greatness all right. Up next,

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Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letters, subject I wish my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: was bigger right after, right after this