Speaker 1: Oh my god, Travis Kelsey's mom is grabbing the ziplock bag. Okay,
Speaker 1: the money's flowing all the way downwards. Like Travis Kelsey's
Speaker 1: neighbor in the cul de Sac is gonna be grabbing
Speaker 1: a ziplock bag. So Donna Kelcey, Travis's mom, walks into
Speaker 1: the stadium with a tote bag with a ziplock box
Speaker 1: coming out of it. She's got fucking plastic in her purse,
Speaker 1: She's got you know, cling, She's got plastic in her purse,
Speaker 1: not her credit card, but ziplock plastic. She's got a
Speaker 1: box of clothes ziplock bags, and she's got pizza in
Speaker 1: another bag that she's holding. Because I know the photographer
Speaker 1: that took the picture. I'll bet you dollars to donuts.
Speaker 1: I know the photographer because he's that photographer. He pays
Speaker 1: celebrities to show up at supermarket holding you know, silk,
Speaker 1: chocolate milk or you know eitos yogurt or good dive
Speaker 1: of chocolate, and like the magazines will buy it because
Speaker 1: we want the pictures of the celebrity. So we've got
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey holding a zip block bag of cold fucking pizza.
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey is about to win the Super Bowl in
Speaker 1: a custom because you know, he didn't buy that secret
Speaker 1: suit off the rack. In a custom outfit had to
Speaker 1: cost five g's minimum could be ten g's for that
Speaker 1: outfit just because of his size. Also, whatever that outfit
Speaker 1: is is normally five thousand, it's ten thousand for him
Speaker 1: because he's a car that you have to pay extra
Speaker 1: for to wash. He's an oversized vehicle. So now Travis
Speaker 1: Kelsey's walking in in a luxury bag, leather, gorgeous bag.
Speaker 1: I don't know what brand it was, but you know
Speaker 1: it was ten K and his outfit's ten K. But
Speaker 1: his mom is bringing him cold pizza to the stadium
Speaker 1: in the ziploc bags. And I feel offended because I
Speaker 1: live and die by ziploc bag. I was publicly on
Speaker 1: national television on the Housewives with my bathing suits, my
Speaker 1: bikinis organized and kept together in ziploc bags. I don't
Speaker 1: see a fucking contract. I don't see anyone wanted to
Speaker 1: take my picture of my purse with ziplock bags coming out,
Speaker 1: and I use ziplock bags on the regular. I have
Speaker 1: been public about a pouch lifestyle. I separate everything by pouches.
Speaker 1: Want to protect your iPad, stick it in a pouch.
Speaker 1: Want you want to not fuck up the inside of
Speaker 1: your purse. Stick all that makeup in a pouch. You
Speaker 1: want to protect your sunglasses, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: have a big enough You know you don't have a
Speaker 1: purse big enough to put the big sunglass cage. Put
Speaker 1: in a pouch, in a sunglass case, put it in
Speaker 1: a pouch. But Donna Kelcey is cashing in in the
Speaker 1: smash and grab job. She's got cold pizza for the
Speaker 1: most famous football player in the country right now, and
Speaker 1: he's gonna eat cold pizza. Fucking spark steak. We'll send
Speaker 1: a woggy you deep tissue truffle oil massage steak right
Speaker 1: to the stadium. Are you kidding me? There's every steakhouse,
Speaker 1: Every famous steakhouse in the world is in Vegas. Salt Bay.
Speaker 1: He'll fucking do an exfoliating salt scrub on a cow,
Speaker 1: then kill it, then then cut it up for its
Speaker 1: meat and bring it to Travis Cow. Actually, Salt Bay
Speaker 1: will salt exfoliate and do a salt scrub on a cow.
Speaker 1: Walk that cow on a leash into the stadium show
Speaker 1: the cow to Travis at halftime, ask him what part
Speaker 1: of the cow he wants? Does he want it? Deep massage?
Speaker 1: Does he want it? Hot stone massage? Does he want it?
Speaker 1: Uh to be? What a shiatsu massage? What kind of
Speaker 1: massage do you want on your cow? Okay, great, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take it. We're gonna kill it in the wild.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna cut it up, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: and Salt Bay chef is gonna cook it. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're gonna be eating fucking pizza out of ziplock bag,
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey. But no Donna kelce cashing in and grabbing
Speaker 1: the ziplock bag. Get it while it's cold, Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Viva Las Vegas. Like now what we expect Travis Kelcey
Speaker 1: to be poised and delicate? All I want to know
Speaker 1: is what Travis and Taylor are wearing to the megala.
Speaker 1: And you know what, she's best friends with Blake Lively.
Speaker 1: She's got the sickest fashion mentor ever. I think about
Speaker 1: that because people do criticize Taylor for her style. Maybe
Speaker 1: Blake is gatekeeping her fashion. I don't know, but Blake
Speaker 1: is my favorite, and her fashion is my favorite, and
Speaker 1: her mecchal looks up chef's kiss. So she could be
Speaker 1: the fact she and Ryan Goslin can be the fashion
Speaker 1: mentors to Travis and Taylor. You heard it here. I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Mech Gala. Get ready with me
Speaker 1: to go to the mech Gala. Okay, couples hitting their
Speaker 1: prime in their fifties. I'm watching Ben Affleck. She's having
Speaker 1: fun with him. She was in one of the commercials
Speaker 1: with him. J Lo. He's having fun, like he's making
Speaker 1: fun of the fact that he was sitting at the
Speaker 1: table at the award show with her and seems miserable.
Speaker 1: Like they're leaning into the humor. They're having an emotional
Speaker 1: and a humor glow up. Ben Affleck and j Lo
Speaker 1: in their fifties are in their humorous prime as a couple.
Speaker 1: Like they're elevating each other. They're having a humor personality
Speaker 1: glow up together. It's the same thing that's happening with
Speaker 1: the Beckhams. Like David and Victoria Beckham are not taking
Speaker 1: themselves too seriously. They're in their fifties, they're having an
Speaker 1: emotional or high forties. I don't know. They're emotional glow
Speaker 1: up together. It's like an entertainment humor glow up, not
Speaker 1: taking themselves too seriously. You know, Jayla has always been
Speaker 1: like a diva and perfect, and Victoria Beckham is like
Speaker 1: not smiling and perfect, and she and Dave Beckham seemed perfection.
Speaker 1: And it's just like, I'm loving these couples together, like
Speaker 1: all boats rising with the tide. They're more flawed. They're
Speaker 1: letting you into something not their real personal lives, but
Speaker 1: they're letting you into something humorous. They're letting you be
Speaker 1: part of the joke. They're talking about something you made
Speaker 1: fun of them for. They're leaning into something you would
Speaker 1: make fun of them for. If Victoria Beckham was just
Speaker 1: sitting there saying I grew up poor and then you
Speaker 1: thought about the fact that her father had a Rolls
Speaker 1: Royce or somebody came out that went to high school
Speaker 1: with her and on TikTok decided to do a video
Speaker 1: about that, she'd be canceled. Instead, they're laughing. Her husband's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? You grew up
Speaker 1: with the Rolls Royce. They're joking about it. Ben probably
Speaker 1: was miserable at the awards dinner. But it's their own
Speaker 1: fucking relationship. But it's their own business. So instead, what's
Speaker 1: happening is they're leaning into it and Ben's making fun
Speaker 1: of it in the name of Duncan Donuts. In the
Speaker 1: name of donuts, Ben is taking a piss out of himself.
Speaker 1: He's from Boston, he doesn't really give a good fuck.
Speaker 1: He's having fun. They're both having fun. I'm obsessed what
Speaker 1: other couples are having emotional, humorous glow ups. As an
Speaker 1: older couple,