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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Travis Kelsey's mom is grabbing the ziplock bag. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the money's flowing all the way downwards. Like Travis Kelsey's

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Speaker 1: neighbor in the cul de Sac is gonna be grabbing

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Speaker 1: a ziplock bag. So Donna Kelcey, Travis's mom, walks into

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Speaker 1: the stadium with a tote bag with a ziplock box

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Speaker 1: coming out of it. She's got fucking plastic in her purse,

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Speaker 1: She's got you know, cling, She's got plastic in her purse,

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Speaker 1: not her credit card, but ziplock plastic. She's got a

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Speaker 1: box of clothes ziplock bags, and she's got pizza in

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Speaker 1: another bag that she's holding. Because I know the photographer

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Speaker 1: that took the picture. I'll bet you dollars to donuts.

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Speaker 1: I know the photographer because he's that photographer. He pays

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Speaker 1: celebrities to show up at supermarket holding you know, silk,

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Speaker 1: chocolate milk or you know eitos yogurt or good dive

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Speaker 1: of chocolate, and like the magazines will buy it because

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Speaker 1: we want the pictures of the celebrity. So we've got

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Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey holding a zip block bag of cold fucking pizza.

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Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey is about to win the Super Bowl in

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Speaker 1: a custom because you know, he didn't buy that secret

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Speaker 1: suit off the rack. In a custom outfit had to

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Speaker 1: cost five g's minimum could be ten g's for that

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Speaker 1: outfit just because of his size. Also, whatever that outfit

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Speaker 1: is is normally five thousand, it's ten thousand for him

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Speaker 1: because he's a car that you have to pay extra

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Speaker 1: for to wash. He's an oversized vehicle. So now Travis

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Speaker 1: Kelsey's walking in in a luxury bag, leather, gorgeous bag.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what brand it was, but you know

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Speaker 1: it was ten K and his outfit's ten K. But

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Speaker 1: his mom is bringing him cold pizza to the stadium

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Speaker 1: in the ziploc bags. And I feel offended because I

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Speaker 1: live and die by ziploc bag. I was publicly on

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Speaker 1: national television on the Housewives with my bathing suits, my

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Speaker 1: bikinis organized and kept together in ziploc bags. I don't

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Speaker 1: see a fucking contract. I don't see anyone wanted to

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Speaker 1: take my picture of my purse with ziplock bags coming out,

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Speaker 1: and I use ziplock bags on the regular. I have

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Speaker 1: been public about a pouch lifestyle. I separate everything by pouches.

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Speaker 1: Want to protect your iPad, stick it in a pouch.

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Speaker 1: Want you want to not fuck up the inside of

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Speaker 1: your purse. Stick all that makeup in a pouch. You

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Speaker 1: want to protect your sunglasses, but you don't want to

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Speaker 1: have a big enough You know you don't have a

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Speaker 1: purse big enough to put the big sunglass cage. Put

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Speaker 1: in a pouch, in a sunglass case, put it in

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Speaker 1: a pouch. But Donna Kelcey is cashing in in the

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Speaker 1: smash and grab job. She's got cold pizza for the

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Speaker 1: most famous football player in the country right now, and

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Speaker 1: he's gonna eat cold pizza. Fucking spark steak. We'll send

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Speaker 1: a woggy you deep tissue truffle oil massage steak right

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Speaker 1: to the stadium. Are you kidding me? There's every steakhouse,

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Speaker 1: Every famous steakhouse in the world is in Vegas. Salt Bay.

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Speaker 1: He'll fucking do an exfoliating salt scrub on a cow,

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Speaker 1: then kill it, then then cut it up for its

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Speaker 1: meat and bring it to Travis Cow. Actually, Salt Bay

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Speaker 1: will salt exfoliate and do a salt scrub on a cow.

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Speaker 1: Walk that cow on a leash into the stadium show

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Speaker 1: the cow to Travis at halftime, ask him what part

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Speaker 1: of the cow he wants? Does he want it? Deep massage?

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Speaker 1: Does he want it? Hot stone massage? Does he want it?

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Speaker 1: Uh to be? What a shiatsu massage? What kind of

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Speaker 1: massage do you want on your cow? Okay, great, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna take it. We're gonna kill it in the wild.

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Speaker 1: Then we're gonna cut it up, and then we're gonna

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Speaker 1: and Salt Bay chef is gonna cook it. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're gonna be eating fucking pizza out of ziplock bag,

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Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey. But no Donna kelce cashing in and grabbing

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Speaker 1: the ziplock bag. Get it while it's cold, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Viva Las Vegas. Like now what we expect Travis Kelcey

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Speaker 1: to be poised and delicate? All I want to know

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Speaker 1: is what Travis and Taylor are wearing to the megala.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, she's best friends with Blake Lively.

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Speaker 1: She's got the sickest fashion mentor ever. I think about

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Speaker 1: that because people do criticize Taylor for her style. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Blake is gatekeeping her fashion. I don't know, but Blake

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Speaker 1: is my favorite, and her fashion is my favorite, and

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Speaker 1: her mecchal looks up chef's kiss. So she could be

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Speaker 1: the fact she and Ryan Goslin can be the fashion

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Speaker 1: mentors to Travis and Taylor. You heard it here. I'm going.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the Mech Gala. Get ready with me

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Speaker 1: to go to the mech Gala. Okay, couples hitting their

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Speaker 1: prime in their fifties. I'm watching Ben Affleck. She's having

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Speaker 1: fun with him. She was in one of the commercials

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Speaker 1: with him. J Lo. He's having fun, like he's making

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Speaker 1: fun of the fact that he was sitting at the

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Speaker 1: table at the award show with her and seems miserable.

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Speaker 1: Like they're leaning into the humor. They're having an emotional

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Speaker 1: and a humor glow up. Ben Affleck and j Lo

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Speaker 1: in their fifties are in their humorous prime as a couple.

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Speaker 1: Like they're elevating each other. They're having a humor personality

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Speaker 1: glow up together. It's the same thing that's happening with

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Speaker 1: the Beckhams. Like David and Victoria Beckham are not taking

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Speaker 1: themselves too seriously. They're in their fifties, they're having an

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Speaker 1: emotional or high forties. I don't know. They're emotional glow

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Speaker 1: up together. It's like an entertainment humor glow up, not

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Speaker 1: taking themselves too seriously. You know, Jayla has always been

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Speaker 1: like a diva and perfect, and Victoria Beckham is like

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Speaker 1: not smiling and perfect, and she and Dave Beckham seemed perfection.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like, I'm loving these couples together, like

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Speaker 1: all boats rising with the tide. They're more flawed. They're

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Speaker 1: letting you into something not their real personal lives, but

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Speaker 1: they're letting you into something humorous. They're letting you be

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Speaker 1: part of the joke. They're talking about something you made

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Speaker 1: fun of them for. They're leaning into something you would

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Speaker 1: make fun of them for. If Victoria Beckham was just

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Speaker 1: sitting there saying I grew up poor and then you

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Speaker 1: thought about the fact that her father had a Rolls

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Speaker 1: Royce or somebody came out that went to high school

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Speaker 1: with her and on TikTok decided to do a video

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Speaker 1: about that, she'd be canceled. Instead, they're laughing. Her husband's like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? You grew up

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Speaker 1: with the Rolls Royce. They're joking about it. Ben probably

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Speaker 1: was miserable at the awards dinner. But it's their own

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Speaker 1: fucking relationship. But it's their own business. So instead, what's

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Speaker 1: happening is they're leaning into it and Ben's making fun

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Speaker 1: of it in the name of Duncan Donuts. In the

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Speaker 1: name of donuts, Ben is taking a piss out of himself.

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Speaker 1: He's from Boston, he doesn't really give a good fuck.

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Speaker 1: He's having fun. They're both having fun. I'm obsessed what

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Speaker 1: other couples are having emotional, humorous glow ups. As an

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Speaker 1: older couple,