1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and out of 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: all of our segments that we record, I would say 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: the hardest one to pull off, and Brook tell me 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: if you agree with me here, the hardest ones are 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: the phone taps. 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they are because you have to be funny, 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 2: you have to be on, you have to be quick, 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 2: and then you just hope that the other person reacts 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 2: in a good way. 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: They stay on the line, yes, so much can go 11 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: wrong with them. The person could just not answer at all, 12 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: They could hang up on us immediately, or Brooke could realize, oops, 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: she's hooked up with this guy before. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 3: Back in her twenties. It actually happens a lot. 15 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: We have to hang up on a ton of unemployed 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: dudes named Brian I thoes. 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 4: Oh, don't even get me started on the brads though. 18 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. 19 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,319 Speaker 1: But the most frustrating is when the person figures out 20 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: it's a prank before we even get to the juice, 21 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: because then all that preparation and planning we did goes 22 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: right out the window and we can't even air the 23 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: calls loop. 24 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 4: It's our job to like have something to air. 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 2: I think it's funny because it's like they want you 26 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 2: to continue to like we're yeah. 27 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 3: We cannot air them, or can we? 28 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: Because this past year we've made a concerted effort, especially 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: with one of the most recognizable voices on the show, Jose, 30 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: to not throw out his failed phone taps. And we're 31 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: going to play a few of them, right so we 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: can all share in the misery together. The first one 33 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: is Jose using his character voice Tic Tac. You know, 34 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: if you don't know, he's kind of a tough guy, 35 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: usually has some trouble with the law, but he's always 36 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: got a plan to get himself back. 37 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 3: On his feet. 38 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: And in this one, he's trying to call a laundry service, 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: basically telling him he has to switch out of his 40 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: orange jumpsuit on the side of the road, so they 41 00:01:58,880 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: gotta be ready for him. 42 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 3: But the caller figured it out. So let's play it. 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 4: Your cousin, doctor, my cousin. Remember if we said this 44 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 4: whole thing up. Remember, I'm gonna get out, I jump 45 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 4: out of the van, I take off my jumpsuit, and 46 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 4: then I'll change in the your linens that you give me, fool, 47 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: and then. 48 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 3: I leave that voice. 49 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 2: Hey, focus on the game plan, fool, I don't got 50 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: enough time you know what I'm saying. 51 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 3: This is my life. No, I know what's happening. Yeah, 52 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 3: I know what's. 53 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 4: Happening to a fool. You're gonna give me an outfit 54 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 4: to change in. I got an interview with the suphone 55 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 4: store at two pm. Man, I need an outfit? 56 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 3: Is that? Is that before or after you tried branking me? Okay, 57 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: you're not gonna drop it? 58 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 2: Are you? 59 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: Was it? That's the thing about Jose and his voices 60 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: is that they become really iconic, and then people are like, 61 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: hold on. 62 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 3: A second, that sounds too familiar, sound deflated. 63 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 4: I know the times you can push through and ignore 64 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 4: them and hopefully they ignore you. Yeah, when your guy, 65 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 4: your gout. 66 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: And this next clip is one of Jose's definitely most 67 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: well known characters, which again good thing, but also difficult 68 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: since a lot of people have heard it before. 69 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 3: His name is Rolando. He's the most iconic, I said, 70 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 3: And in. 71 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,679 Speaker 1: This clip, he's calling a woman whose friend recommended him 72 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:25,119 Speaker 1: as a dog walker. 73 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 3: Let's listen. 74 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,119 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, am I speaking with Pamela. 75 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: This is Pamela. 76 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 2: Oh hello, I am the mom who would be walking 77 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 2: your dog. 78 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 3: I hear you need some assistance. 79 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: Oh did Colleen give you my numbers. 80 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 2: Oh jays, she told me that your dog Mocks needs 81 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 2: to be walked and they can get of maybe tempora temporari. 82 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 3: That is fun to say. Wait I know you. Oh no, 83 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 3: you do not know me. 84 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 2: I am doing the dog walking industry. 85 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: No you are, Jose. I listened to your show. 86 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 3: What Joel? 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 2: Okay, please, we must focus on the dog. Your dog 88 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 2: Marks needs to be walked. 89 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 3: No, no, you are. 90 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 2: Not fooling me. 91 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 3: You were, and you do the voice of Ronaldo. 92 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 2: It is not Ronaldo. 93 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: Everybody says that. Okay, well wait. 94 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 2: I just kind of admitted that Rolando a minute. 95 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: No way, I knew it was you. I love the 96 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 1: moment when Jose gets caught and he always pauses. 97 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 3: He's like, what what show? 98 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 4: Can I recover it? 99 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: I personally love that you were outed. After you tried 100 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,479 Speaker 3: to correct her, you're like, actually, that's not correct. That's 101 00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 3: not correct. Yes, the ADHD did you in? There's not right. 102 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, we're pulling back the curtain 103 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: on the show, playing audio from Jose's failed phone tap 104 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: attempts that we've saved from over the past year so 105 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: that you can hear what happens when the prank doesn't 106 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: go according to plan. But for this one, Jose's not 107 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: in a character voice. He's just in his regular voice. 108 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: And the thing is, before each call, we try to 109 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: get all the facts in line a. What ammunition can 110 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: we use against them? What are the jokes that we 111 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: can do? But we don't always know what the other 112 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: people know, and you have to be able to think 113 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: quickly on your feet. So Jose does his best job 114 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: but gets caught pretty early on this when he introduces 115 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: himself as the president of the homeowners association. 116 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 3: So here it is. 117 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 4: Hello, my name's Hack went Ball and the president of 118 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,919 Speaker 4: the Homeowners' Association. 119 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 3: What am I doing today? No, you're not. I sure am. 120 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 3: I'm just calling to welcome you to the community. 121 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: No, the president's name is Lily, so oh Lily? 122 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh you didn't hear? What didn't I hear? 123 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 4: Her? Tesla God's stuck on autopilot and it's just driving east. 124 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 3: It's not stopping. 125 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 2: So I don't know what. 126 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,159 Speaker 3: I don't know when she's coming back. But this has 127 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 3: been going on since yesterday. Hey, literally this morning? 128 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 2: What is this? 129 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 3: Well? Then that great news? She's okay, I recognize her voice. 130 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 3: I know this is radio. No, yes, yes it is. 131 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: It's not going to work on me. 132 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 2: I'm on man. 133 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 4: No, your friend Trachelle tried to set you up for this. 134 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 4: She didn't tell me you already met the HOA president. 135 00:06:52,400 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, she is a failure on that part started, I know. 136 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 2: I did like the excuse that her autopilot was just 137 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 2: heading east. 138 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 139 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 3: I thought that was good, extremely believable. It's called top 140 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 3: tier improblem. 141 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Those are just a small sample of 142 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: your failed phone taps from this year. You'll hear an 143 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: actually successful one coming up right after 144 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 3: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.