1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject, get 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: the funk out my face. Heard this somewhere, Uh, let's 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: get the put What's different though? Right now though the 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call? 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 2: What you got now? 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 3: Uh? I don't know how clearly I can say it, 8 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 3: but let me try it like that, I want to 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 3: date your mama? What dog? Wait what you didn't hear it? Okay, 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 3: I mean, let me say it again, because you didn't 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 3: hear I want to date your mama. No, so you 12 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 3: somebody's son. Are you telling them that that I want 13 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 3: to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling them like that, Hey, 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,639 Speaker 3: I wanna date your mam all right? All right, mama's 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: need love too. It's a lot of mama's out here 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 3: in the sixties need some love. Okay, Hey, man, my 17 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,319 Speaker 3: mom in a sixty. You can't say that. You want 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 3: me to say it again? You want me to say 19 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 3: it again? No, close close your eye with your mom 20 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 3: and your mind. Close eye with your mom and your mind. 21 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 3: Not close eyes, closed eyes, And I'm gonna say it 22 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: while you got to add I want to date your mama. 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: That is crazy, and you know it's great. 24 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 3: Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello? 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: But you being our daddy? 26 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 3: Here, my daddy, I ain't trying to be your dad. 27 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: I'm trying to date your mama. Okay, we're gonna have 28 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 3: to learn how to coexist in this house together, me 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 3: and you because I want to date your mama. All right, 30 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 3: let's go listen to it. Everybody listened to it with 31 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 3: an open mind. Okay, all right, listen to it. Everybody 32 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 3: need love and mama's doe too close eyes, Junior, I'm 33 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 3: not doing that. I want to date your mama. Let's 34 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 3: go catch dog. 35 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 4: Hello. 36 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Mss Burns. 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 4: This is Jesus her Son. 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 2: How you doing man? My name is Gordon Gordon. I 39 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: just recently joined the church man within the last month, 40 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: and I'm trying to get in touch with Miss Burne. 41 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: One of the members gave me a number, but I 42 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 2: guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I 43 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: guess is this a home number or. 44 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 4: What is this? Hold up? Who is this again? 45 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 2: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at 46 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 2: the church. Is this your number? 47 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm 48 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 4: a son. 49 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 2: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 4: Right? 51 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 2: All right? Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying 52 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 2: to get in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do 53 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 2: you ever a cell or a home number somewhere I 54 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 2: can get in touch with Ms Barnes. 55 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 4: Wait till I tell me tell you your name? Is what? Gordon? Gordon? 56 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 2: Gordon? Not just join the church? Man, So I might 57 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 2: not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God bless 58 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 2: you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Is it 59 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 2: anyway I could get your mom's home number for me? 60 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 4: I mean, you're just join the church. I mean I 61 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 4: don't say why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. 62 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 4: I mean, is there anything? Is there a message I 63 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 4: could pass on to of them? 64 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's 65 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 2: all right for for me to take her out. I've 66 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: been seeing her for the last Hold up, No up, 67 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 2: hold up, hold up, holdo ho tell about that you You 68 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 2: were just sending you a new member to the church, 69 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: and somebody gave you or they were attempting. 70 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 4: To give you my mother's number, and you're asking me 71 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 4: if you could take an hout. 72 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: Man. 73 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her 74 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 2: phone number. I guess they give me your number by mistake. 75 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 2: You know, that's my reason for Carl. I thought I 76 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 2: was gonna get her. I want to take her out, 77 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 2: you know, maybe to dinner or something. 78 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 4: Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back 79 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 4: home from overseas, from fighting and everything. 80 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:33,399 Speaker 2: Man. 81 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 4: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed 82 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 4: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know, 83 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 4: I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody. 84 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 4: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she 85 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 4: in the sixties. Man, old are you? 86 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 2: Man? I'm thirty six? 87 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 4: The hell out of hears you? How old? Man, I'm 88 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 4: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You 89 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 4: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? 90 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 2: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James, 91 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,839 Speaker 2: I look at it like it's you know, hey, ain't number, 92 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 2: but the number, man, this wasn't in your heart? Man, 93 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 2: And how you carry yourself? You know? 94 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? But mom Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no 95 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 4: cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after 96 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 4: you right now. I remember telling me that she tried 97 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,919 Speaker 4: some new things at this church, but going out with 98 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 4: some thirty thirty. 99 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 2: How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. 100 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 2: I'm thirty six. 101 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,359 Speaker 4: Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't 102 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 4: nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dated. Okay, thing, James, 103 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 4: let me say this man. 104 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 2: First of I ain't even know I was calling you. 105 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 2: Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm 106 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 2: not calling trying to get permission from you. 107 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 4: Ms. 108 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: Burns is a grown woman. This woe decided? 109 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 4: Whoa whoa whoa talking about that? I don't think you 110 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 4: were of it, man, I just came back from fighting 111 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 4: over see. My pops passed away not too long ago. 112 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 4: I am the man at the house. Let's get that 113 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 4: straight right now, all right. I don't care if I'm 114 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 4: still living at home or not. I'm the man of 115 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 4: this house, all right. You calling to ask my mama 116 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 4: on a date, Yeah, you might. I will just stick 117 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 4: to church, dog, because you know, as I said, be blessed. 118 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 4: But it ain't gonna be no blessing from me to you. 119 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 4: I tell you that right now. 120 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro. 121 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: You might now I'm less, but I respect the fact 122 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 2: that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay, 123 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 2: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss 124 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 2: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every 125 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 2: right to decide if she would like to go out 126 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 2: with Gordon or not. And Gordon wants to take her out, 127 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 2: I thought her up. 128 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 4: Hold up, look, brother, I don't care how old you 129 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 4: say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young, 130 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 4: as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down with. 131 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 2: You and my mom. I'm straight up, hey man, that's 132 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 2: for your mama to decide. 133 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,679 Speaker 4: No, no, no, you bringing up my mama. You letting 134 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 4: the word your mama come out your mouth again, that's 135 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,359 Speaker 4: gonna get you up. 136 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 2: All right. 137 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 4: I don't know where you're from. I don't get how 138 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 4: old you are. 139 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sick. 140 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 4: I know what church my mama go to and and 141 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna 142 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 4: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what 143 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 4: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch her 144 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 4: in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting 145 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,359 Speaker 4: in the back in the choir. It don't matter something 146 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 4: is going down. You are not gonna get with my 147 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 4: mama like that. You got that. 148 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 2: That's up for your mama to decide if your mama 149 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 2: want to go out with me to have dinner. I 150 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 2: ain't nothing wrong. 151 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 4: With this, man, I'm deciding it right now. It ain't 152 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,479 Speaker 4: gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed or get 153 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 4: your woo. You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. 154 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 4: Let's see three years to come back and also deal 155 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 4: with my daddy died and then come back. Man, I'm 156 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 4: suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna 157 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 4: do unless you want to get it like that something 158 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 4: from once a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I 159 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 4: will release all that on you got that one. I 160 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 4: don't play it. 161 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble. 162 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 4: It don't matter to me. 163 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 2: You can count you, okay. Look man, listen, I ain't 164 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 2: trying to have no trouble out you. Man. All I'm 165 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 2: finna say is this right here. I'm I talk to 166 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 2: you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to 167 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 2: are you not? Man? Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? 168 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 2: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing 169 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 2: to you? Manfo you explode. 170 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing else to say. 171 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 2: I got one more thing before you explode? Man? 172 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 4: Is you listening? Yeah? 173 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: Man, James? What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man. 174 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 2: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. 175 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 2: Your mama, I got me the brank phone call. 176 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 4: You hit them out of here. 177 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 2: This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from 178 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 2: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. 179 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 4: Man. 180 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 2: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas, 181 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 2: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said. 182 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 2: We got to get that backed the spirit of laughing. 183 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 4: Man, my mama, are you are you kidding me? 184 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 2: Man? We got you good. 185 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 4: We listened to this show overseas. 186 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 2: Man. First of all, I got to say thank you 187 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 2: for fighting for this country. I want to ask you 188 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 2: one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean 189 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 2: the bad this radio show in the lane? Man? 190 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 4: Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show Get It 191 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 4: overseason in the States. Thanks man? 192 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 3: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning? 193 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 3: Did I put that stupid in there? This mom? All right? 194 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 3: All right to all you mama's out there to send 195 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 3: their sixties and seventies that's looking for a man and 196 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 3: want to date a little something something. I understand. Timmy, 197 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 3: know you need love? Yes you do, Yes you do. 198 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 3: Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot ready to 199 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 3: love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will 200 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 3: be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty seven, 201 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 3: twenty eight tickets on say right now the nephew, I 202 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 3: ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew gonna be in town. 203 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 3: I will be in Philly. So we gonna show a 204 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 3: little brotherly love, and y'all come on out and see 205 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 3: you boy. We're gonna have a good time, all right. 206 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 3: That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club 207 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 3: July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got 208 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 3: a bunch more land in the cut. Y'all want to 209 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 3: see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmins dot 210 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 3: com Thomas Miles dot com. 211 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: All right, thank you nephew. Up next, it is my 212 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the funk out 213 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: my face. We'll get into that right after this. 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