Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, ano bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Wait, did Larry just call in?
Speaker 3: No nothing yet?
Speaker 1: It's good, okay, all right. Last time we saw Sammy
Speaker 1: p he was banging the drum for a Kentucky to
Speaker 1: win March Madness, and we're having you back after that performance.
Speaker 4: There To be fair, I didn't know we were facing
Speaker 4: Dan Patrick and his prime in Oakland. That get hit
Speaker 4: ten threes, Uncle Dan, and he's white. How does that happen?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: How do you not guard that guy? And that was
Speaker 4: what you said at the time, You said you were
Speaker 4: worried about cal endgame and somehow after the fourth or
Speaker 4: fifth three, he still decided to not double the kid.
Speaker 1: Well, I did say it to Caliparia a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and you know he made it sound like
Speaker 1: the guy was twenty six. I said, he's not. He's
Speaker 1: twenty four. But why didn't you guard him? It didn't
Speaker 1: take much. You'd probably still be coaching at Kentucky if
Speaker 1: he would have had somebody guard him. So let me
Speaker 1: give the full introduction. Sammy P. I guess you're doing
Speaker 1: big time things. You're co hosting a national daily betting
Speaker 1: show starting next week.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, I cannot spoil it though, unfortunately they told
Speaker 4: me not to shoot me, so I can't say.
Speaker 3: What it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's breaking news. But we can't break the news.
Speaker 4: You can break the news. It'll be the Odyssey Betting
Speaker 4: Show in the mornings.
Speaker 1: Okay, former CBS Race make just making sure you're not
Speaker 1: competing with this show. Never Okay, Shay is here looking great?
Speaker 1: Dylan looking Dylan?
Speaker 2: It looks great?
Speaker 3: I do, yeah, I look great.
Speaker 1: You know, it's easier to just play to his strengths
Speaker 1: and say he looks good instead of if I say
Speaker 1: he looks you know. I was listening to the country
Speaker 1: start Jamie Johnson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you have you heard that the cost.
Speaker 3: Of living high the yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brother, the cost of high living and as
Speaker 1: opposed to the cost of living high. Yeah, and I've
Speaker 1: been listening to that with the big German, and I
Speaker 1: said that sounds like that.
Speaker 5: Could be you standing up all night with a mortgage
Speaker 5: do and a baby on the way. Absolutely yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: so it reminded me of you.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I'm tooling around in Maine with the big German
Speaker 1: listening to country music.
Speaker 3: I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. And I did talk to my wife
Speaker 1: about having you and your wife come.
Speaker 6: Home for dinner up to Maine.
Speaker 2: No, not to me.
Speaker 1: No, somebody might not come back. Wow, yeah, how clearly
Speaker 1: you might want to stay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'd get it. Probably because your next door
Speaker 5: neighbor's at Tucker. I'd probably hang out with him and
Speaker 5: do some sins.
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how close? Are y'all pretty close? Right? I have
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't correspond with him too much anymore. I thought
Speaker 1: there was a zipline, some sort of no no zipline.
Speaker 1: Let me recap. Bad Larry is still up twenty two units. Now,
Speaker 1: when do we wipe all of this stuff clean?
Speaker 3: Today? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think this is it? Yeah, I think opening kickoff
Speaker 6: of college football?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, just Bad Larry lost three units
Speaker 1: last week, Shay, you're up two units. Dylan lost two
Speaker 1: units here down eleven and a half. And that leads
Speaker 1: us to college football weekend weekend zero, which I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I don't like zero either, but uh, week
Speaker 1: zero and we got college football coming up. Larry's not
Speaker 1: here to recap, although this did stand out to me.
Speaker 1: Team USA versus Serbia. The over under in the Olympics
Speaker 1: was one eighty six and a half. The final score
Speaker 1: was ninety five ninety one, one eighty six. Left hook,
Speaker 1: damn rudal. It's like these guys know what they're doing. Uh,
Speaker 1: shave five units on Team USA to win gold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, Team USA to win gold in Women's soccer America.
Speaker 1: And then you didn't do well after that with a
Speaker 1: couple of baseball, golf and Lions money line against the Giants. Dylan,
Speaker 1: Spain to win the Golden handball. How did you whiff.
Speaker 3: On that one?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was pretty confident you Nelly Corda to win gold.
Speaker 2: That was a soccer can.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then Spain money line versus Germany Olympic handball.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see what else you didn't do well in golf.
Speaker 1: You missed a couple. Yeah, so it looked like a
Speaker 1: typical Dylan weekend.
Speaker 6: I but I had Serbia plus sixteen against the USA.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations.
Speaker 4: I watched that game in Vegas with a guy who
Speaker 4: had Serbia money line and he had to get carted
Speaker 4: out of the pool. He got so drunk because he
Speaker 4: was Danny. He had the right side. I mean, Serbia
Speaker 4: is up the whole game. Yeah, and uh, that guy
Speaker 4: got you know, hotel carted out of the pool. He
Speaker 4: had a couple after Serbia melted away.
Speaker 3: Been there and.
Speaker 5: Shay, you weren't there in Vegas. No, but I've been there.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been walked out of the wind europool.
Speaker 5: The ones with the titties are out. I've been walked
Speaker 5: out of there, asked to leave.
Speaker 1: Wait, they have a topless they have a titty pool.
Speaker 5: He had any They call it a euro pool, but
Speaker 5: I'm Americans called a tittypool. There's titties everywhere and they're
Speaker 5: asking you to gamble. So I won't leave, and then
Speaker 5: I get belligerent. I got belligerent, but were like, you
Speaker 5: gotta go.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: So they called a European pool. Yeah, europool because you
Speaker 1: know the titties are out okay in the Europe. Yeah, Europe,
Speaker 1: they don't care about titties. America we do. But are
Speaker 1: they wearing speedos? Because they do love their speedos.
Speaker 5: I didn't see a lot of dudes and speedos, but
Speaker 5: I wasn't looking a whole lot of Wasiste down.
Speaker 6: Actually, if any in my eyes Europool, there'd be more
Speaker 6: dongs out than tess.
Speaker 2: Experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet your experience.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, so that we turn our attention
Speaker 1: to I hope you still have your job, Sammy P.
Speaker 1: After they listen to this, that they won't be scared away.
Speaker 2: I hope not.
Speaker 6: Just sign the papers in the next hour, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 6: sign it before this goes up.
Speaker 2: On.
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick was already saying, guys, oh good, oh good,
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, you say whatever we want, Sammy P.
Speaker 1: Moving up to the big time, going to the europe Pool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whether it's speedo on. Give me your futures list here,
Speaker 1: give me your predictions football wise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give you my two favorite NFL bets. Look,
Speaker 4: the Texans are the sexiest team right now in the
Speaker 4: betting space because everybody watched them last year. They score
Speaker 4: forty five in the playoff game.
Speaker 2: CJ.
Speaker 4: Stroud is great. He's going to the Hall of Fame
Speaker 4: and all that, and we all know the overreactions sometimes
Speaker 4: are too much. This team had the third easiest schedule
Speaker 4: last year. Now they have the seventh toughest. And here's
Speaker 4: a quick list of the quarterbacks they're going to face
Speaker 4: in the non division games. Josh Allen, Jordan Love, Aaron Rodgers,
Speaker 4: Jared Goff, Dak Prescott, Tua mahomes Lamar. Holy shit, that
Speaker 4: is a serious list of quarterbacks. So I bet them
Speaker 4: to miss the playoffs at plus one sixty five. It
Speaker 4: won't be popular, but I think that division is wide open,
Speaker 4: and I think they are going to have to deal
Speaker 4: with other teams having tape on Stroud now because they
Speaker 4: had all year to study him. I think they're gonna
Speaker 4: miss the playoffs. And I'm high on the Eagles. I
Speaker 4: know that people don't like Sirianni, but defensively, they drafted
Speaker 4: a corner in round one, a corner in round two.
Speaker 4: Fangio's there. He's been amazing as a coordinator. Chicago, San
Speaker 4: fran Miami. They're going to fix the defense. They have
Speaker 4: a top ten offense. That team's gonna win twelve or
Speaker 4: thirteen games this year. I got him to win the
Speaker 4: NFC at seven to one, so I'm sort of shorting
Speaker 4: San Francisco. Last time Niners lost the Super Bowl, they've
Speaker 4: went six to ten, missed the playoffs, so that's always
Speaker 4: a weird thing. So Texas to miss the playoffs and
Speaker 4: the Eagles to win the NFC.
Speaker 1: For me, Okay, anything else, I got more, but.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is this is a gang show. I
Speaker 4: hear like everybody's got to talk, so I don't want
Speaker 4: to take up all the thunder. Kansas over eight and
Speaker 4: a half wins college.
Speaker 2: Big time than Kansas over eight.
Speaker 4: Kansas brings back starting quarterbacks, starting running back, three senior receivers,
Speaker 4: four offensive linemen their seniors, and that coach has won
Speaker 4: everywhere he's been. Whitewater good, Buffalo, Lance is awesome. And
Speaker 4: Kansas is going to go ten and two, eleven to
Speaker 4: one this year in the Big Twelve. Last year they
Speaker 4: played Oklahoma, Texas, Oklahoma State. This year they get Arizona State, Houston,
Speaker 4: and Colorado.
Speaker 3: For got a good schedule.
Speaker 4: Schedule sucks Kansas, Danny.
Speaker 1: But you had the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: as well, don't.
Speaker 4: You I do people go on a nice pick four eyes. Well, okay,
Speaker 4: you make that bet at six to one. The last
Speaker 4: five years I've made that bet and people will say, oh,
Speaker 4: you look Kansas City. They've won three Super Bowls, they've
Speaker 4: lost in one, and they're a seven point favorite against
Speaker 4: Burrow in the AFC Title Game. So that six to
Speaker 4: one bet puts you in a good spot because to
Speaker 4: me in my twenties, it was Brady Belichick and Gronk
Speaker 4: basically every year to the AFC Title Game. This is
Speaker 4: the same thing in Kansas City. So it's a bet
Speaker 4: on them making a deep run and then you could
Speaker 4: really do whatever you want with it. It's six to one.
Speaker 6: It's like that likes betting on Scotti Scheffler. It's not
Speaker 6: very sexy, but it has a pretty good return on investment.
Speaker 4: They're gonna are they gonna lose in the first round
Speaker 4: of the playoffs? No, So Kansas City six to one.
Speaker 4: I've made it five straight years and it's it's done
Speaker 4: pretty well.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're big on Kansas, love Kansas any other
Speaker 1: any other over unders uh with your college football teams?
Speaker 4: Is Michigan gonna win ten, guys. I mean the win
Speaker 4: totals nine, so nine's a push.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I just saw the Harbor mannequin. Beautiful, glorious, but he's
Speaker 4: not there to save their bacon. And you know, usually
Speaker 4: they play Shay State and Marvu in September. This year
Speaker 4: they get USC and Texas and then they got to
Speaker 4: face Oregon in November. They're gonna get blown up by
Speaker 4: Ohio State. They're not winning nine, they're not winning ten.
Speaker 4: You know, nine's gonna push. But I'm under nine on Michigan.
Speaker 4: I think that's gonna be a weird year. And then
Speaker 4: if things go south early, what's the narrative. Oh, look,
Speaker 4: they're not cheating. It's tough when you don't cheat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's that's gonna be a weird year there
Speaker 4: in ann Arbor.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's not.
Speaker 1: Many people probably are a ball state the over under,
Speaker 1: but Sammy p is.
Speaker 4: Over three and a half. They went four and eight
Speaker 4: last year and lost three games by one score. They're
Speaker 4: going to start two to one and then they have
Speaker 4: basically seven coin flips in conference, so I think with
Speaker 4: eight starters back, and this is the crazy thing about
Speaker 4: smaller conferences, the MAC specifically, usually good MAC teams lose
Speaker 4: guys to Miami or Michigan State or Memphis, guys transfer
Speaker 4: or leave for the portal whatever. He brings back eight
Speaker 4: starters in the Mac, which is unheard of in twenty
Speaker 4: twenty four. So offensively, they're going to score. It's going
Speaker 4: to be enough to get them the four wins. And
Speaker 4: you will only hear this on your show, Dan, I promise.
Speaker 1: Didn't they they lose their thousand yard rusher the previous
Speaker 1: season to UCLA.
Speaker 4: Yes, they did, but they bring back eight other starters.
Speaker 1: Dan, Okay, I know, I know this is about this season.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to give you my ball state
Speaker 1: knowledge there. I have nothing for this year, but I
Speaker 1: had something for two years ago. So it just me
Speaker 1: be desperate to be relevant. So sorry about that. I
Speaker 1: need four wins, that's all four, Give me four or
Speaker 1: wind they can do it. Heisman Trophy are you betting
Speaker 1: on that as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jackson Dart has a lot of measurables. I like
Speaker 4: last year thirty one hundred yards, you know, he had
Speaker 4: over thirty touchdowns. That team is going to score a
Speaker 4: shitload of points this year. I know a lot of
Speaker 4: people like them to, you know, maybe win the national championship.
Speaker 4: I'm not there because I think Lane has to prove
Speaker 4: it to me when he has high expectations. But there's
Speaker 4: a game November ninth. If I can call my shot here,
Speaker 4: Jackson Dart scores four touchdowns and ole Miss will beat
Speaker 4: Georgia on November ninth, and that will catapult too. I
Speaker 4: think that's gonna happen November nine.
Speaker 1: Is this is This is a tutorial on how to
Speaker 1: do this show. And I hope that the other guys
Speaker 1: are listening. Do a little research first of all, and
Speaker 1: you know, do some things that get some headlines here.
Speaker 2: I feel like headlines aren't the issue, Danny.
Speaker 5: Every time my breakdown a game, I lose by at
Speaker 5: least every time.
Speaker 6: God and fading Fading Shae and Larry has probably netted
Speaker 6: me more units than me making a conscious decision myself.
Speaker 1: There was a game during the season in college football
Speaker 1: and like Texas El Paso or something brutal, and Shae
Speaker 1: is breaking it down as if he's Kirk herb Street.
Speaker 2: It was New Mexico State.
Speaker 3: It was New Mexico State. Diego fucking Pavilla.
Speaker 4: Yes, I remember, I actually thought I was I thought
Speaker 4: that was his middle name. After listening to you for
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks, I was like, is that really
Speaker 4: his middle name?
Speaker 5: I rode that goddamn pony for like four weeks, and
Speaker 5: he fucked me every week.
Speaker 1: I almost bet because you sounded and I haven't placed
Speaker 1: a bet since. Uh that the Orange Bowl, Arkansas and
Speaker 1: Oklahoma and when Lou Holtz was at Arkansas and I
Speaker 1: was like, man, Shaye is really giving me some information here.
Speaker 1: I'm I'll be able to pick up a couple of
Speaker 1: thousand dollars here.
Speaker 2: No, Dan, how big of.
Speaker 6: A dork would you feel like if you finally came
Speaker 6: back to betting and your first bat was riding Sha
Speaker 6: and it loses dramatic absolutely.
Speaker 4: Not even riding riding New Mexico.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: State.
Speaker 4: One more quick nugget on the Heisman. Only one favorite
Speaker 4: has won in the last nine years, So if you're
Speaker 4: looking to bet, you know Dylan Gabriel or the quarterback
Speaker 4: at Georgia Carson beck Quinnon. Viewers, now yours has floated
Speaker 4: out a bit. He's like twelve fourteen to one, but
Speaker 4: we've seen guys like Lamar at fifty to one. Burrow
Speaker 4: was one hundred to one, So this is a market
Speaker 4: you kind of want to avoid the guys on the
Speaker 4: top line gamboard.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's Sammy p who's got a new promotion,
Speaker 1: a new job. Dylan firewok all right, Dan.
Speaker 6: For week zero, I'm going Florida State and got Tech
Speaker 6: under fifty five and a half in jolly old Ireland.
Speaker 6: Under's alwayshit in Ireland. We all know that I'm basing
Speaker 6: that solely off of Notre Dame in Navy last year.
Speaker 6: But let's see, and I'm taking Florida State minus time
Speaker 6: a half against Georgia Tech. That honestly could be a
Speaker 6: low number. Georgia Tech thinks pure and simple.
Speaker 1: Are you waiting for reaction after each one of your picks,
Speaker 1: because like you're pausing here. No, Dan, I'm a slow Okay,
Speaker 1: well you went to the university. No, you went to Denver.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Harvard of the West, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: No, it's the Midwest, I guess. Okay, what else do
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 6: Colorado is the west mountain, west, west coast, west, midwest east.
Speaker 4: Right, it's in the mountains. I mean it's right in
Speaker 4: the middle mountain West.
Speaker 6: Yeah, West, continue, Dylan, Hey, I got SMU Nevada over
Speaker 6: fifty six. Delaware State plus forty and a half against
Speaker 6: Hawaiian Oh baby, that's fat. And I thinks like, oh,
Speaker 6: they're gonna be so tired when they finished swimming to
Speaker 6: Hawaii or whatever. I think they're gonna be goddamn determined.
Speaker 6: They lose by.
Speaker 1: Four, well, okay, but they're also playing a game that
Speaker 1: starts at midnight.
Speaker 6: Their time time is irrelevant to them.
Speaker 3: Now, Dan, it's a flat circle.
Speaker 4: Danny, we all know that you really need them to
Speaker 4: score ten points.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If they can score ten points, they're gonna cover forty.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Why is that gonna put up like eighty points? I
Speaker 6: don't think so you need ten?
Speaker 3: What else do you have? Deal?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: And I got New Mexico money line against Montana State
Speaker 6: plus three seventy. I think they're about eleven point dogs
Speaker 6: on the spread, and I got it. I have to
Speaker 6: kick the season off for the bank, Dan, I need
Speaker 6: a money line underdog.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've the numbers.
Speaker 6: The numbers are not.
Speaker 1: Great, Okay, but this is at New Mexico. It is Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that could help you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the FCS FBS favorites are do not favor me.
Speaker 6: But I think they're due nine and three fcs when
Speaker 6: the three and a half point favorites are more.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else, Yep, I got.
Speaker 6: A couple futures taking Clemson to make the College football
Speaker 6: Playoff plus one ninety, Iowa to make the playoff plus
Speaker 6: six hundred. Okay, that's my team.
Speaker 1: Dan, Wow. Yeah, that the show is definitely back when
Speaker 1: Dylan is betting Iowa football.
Speaker 6: That's literally the most excited I am for the college
Speaker 6: and NFL football season is Iowa wonders.
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna do a little survey this year.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna start rolling over the Iowa under every week,
Speaker 6: so my winnings, I'm gonna dump it back in and
Speaker 6: see if we can go for like, you know, the
Speaker 6: ten hands of blackjack in a row strategy make probably
Speaker 6: a billion dollars I think, and then right off into
Speaker 6: the sunset.
Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 6: I got LSU to make the playoff plus one twenty,
Speaker 6: and then I got a little conference championship parlay.
Speaker 1: Your parlay's never win.
Speaker 2: No in this one for sure won't.
Speaker 6: But I have to.
Speaker 4: But here it is, but I have.
Speaker 2: To god damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, all right, here we Go.
Speaker 6: I got Clemson to win the ACC Presno State to
Speaker 6: win the Mountain West, Oregon to win the Big Ten,
Speaker 6: and Oklahoma State to win the Big twelve. That plays
Speaker 6: out plus eighty five nine hundred and sixty two, so
Speaker 6: one hundred bucks. Win's the eighty five.
Speaker 1: Grand okay right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Anything last, but not least in BMW Championship this weekend,
Speaker 6: sun Jay him top five plus six fifty.
Speaker 3: That yeah, my bad.
Speaker 1: If there's if there's a golf event and sun Jam
Speaker 1: is in it, you're going to take him to the
Speaker 1: magest at least he's until top five plus six fifty.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry didn't have any foot ball futures here. He
Speaker 1: had some baseball, Yes, yes, ray.
Speaker 7: Or, I just got a call from bad Larry. He
Speaker 7: was driving and didn't see the phone call. But he's
Speaker 7: calling in right now. If we want to wait a
Speaker 7: couple of minutes, we can maybe maybe a minute. Marvin's
Speaker 7: calling him right now?
Speaker 1: Why why is this day this phone call always is
Speaker 1: surprise to him?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 4: I drove two and a half hours to be here
Speaker 4: on time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Sammy p came from Boston and Dan's in Maine
Speaker 6: and we all day to work.
Speaker 1: But Larry does this all the time.
Speaker 6: He's a busy man.
Speaker 1: No he's not, but he's always surprised that we do
Speaker 1: this on Thursday, and then he never gets his picks in.
Speaker 6: Dan, busy's a relative term, so like to Larry, he's
Speaker 6: like busier than the president.
Speaker 1: Hello, Marvin is bad, Larry?
Speaker 2: Larry, come on, my.
Speaker 8: Daughter's in town. I want to raise early. I came home.
Speaker 8: I had fifteen minutes. I said, okay, sitting in my
Speaker 8: front porch waiting for the call, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 8: we should pull some weeds in the backyard. I'm now
Speaker 8: pulling waves. I have the phone in my pocket. I
Speaker 8: never hear a ring. I just did thirty minutes a
Speaker 8: yard work and I came back on the porch. I said,
Speaker 8: oh shit. So I called right and he said, I apologize.
Speaker 8: It was totally Uh, I'm just too busy, Dan, What
Speaker 8: can I tell you? I sent my picks in?
Speaker 1: Did we yeah?
Speaker 8: Did we do? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've already started Friday morning.
Speaker 8: It's it's Thursday, right, What are we talking Friday morning?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Dylan?
Speaker 6: I was trying to convince Larry's Friday morning.
Speaker 8: I had a chance, for sure, yeah, yeah, it worked.
Speaker 1: You want to do you want to give us your picks?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Sammy p already went, Dylan went, and then uh you're
Speaker 1: going to go, and then uh we'll bring in Shay.
Speaker 8: Okay. Of course I don't have him written down because
Speaker 8: I did him in bed this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, I know. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: why why did we call you up when I'm going
Speaker 1: to read your pics? Like I don't leave you.
Speaker 4: I have a new nickname for Larry. Larry, your new
Speaker 4: nickname is the Alibi. It's just everything is just an alibi.
Speaker 8: I think I took the pirates. I know I took you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you alleged took the pirates, Larry.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what you took. Okay, you
Speaker 1: got the Pirates minus one forty five. Paul Schemes is
Speaker 1: pitching Cubs, Tigers over seven and a half runs, okay,
Speaker 1: over eight runs, Cleveland and the Yankees right a decade.
Speaker 8: Yama ten I couldn't get his name close enough to
Speaker 8: spell where the phone would spell it for me, so
Speaker 8: I know it was like mas My Yumi or something.
Speaker 8: They prinket. I know team at Siamo. But I couldn't
Speaker 8: spell it, and then I did look. Yeah, I did
Speaker 8: look up. There's a y in that last name that
Speaker 8: I didn't have in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that pesky y.
Speaker 1: You fucked up his first name. All I do, say,
Speaker 1: Hideki top ten. We're going to know who you're talking about.
Speaker 8: Yes, Rially true? Okay, A decide top ten? And did
Speaker 8: I get my my pro football I mean my college
Speaker 8: football over seasons?
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah I got it?
Speaker 8: Okay, how many was Notre Dame? I didn't have, but
Speaker 8: my guy didn't have it? Over it is ten? Okay,
Speaker 8: then I definitely want it because I saw ten and
Speaker 8: a half in ten and I want to make sure
Speaker 8: I didn't say over ten and I changed in ten
Speaker 8: and a half. It's okay, Notre Dame over six for
Speaker 8: Rutgers and under ten and a half for Fenn State. Yes, perfect,
Speaker 8: I want okay, I want five units on the over
Speaker 8: Rutgers and I want three units on the Notre Dame
Speaker 8: in New Penn State. Okay, they're my pick stan Okay,
Speaker 8: now all right, now, now I get to listen to
Speaker 8: Shade's picks. That's perfect. Oh yeah, we're Shay. We're looking
Speaker 8: pretty good with our mets. Season.
Speaker 3: Bet, dude, we gotta go off Nemo, jeezus.
Speaker 8: We gotta go. We gotta go fifteen and twenty to win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but did you see the game last night? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: on them today.
Speaker 8: So I stayed away from. I looked at it, and
Speaker 8: I stayed away from. But I'm waiting to hear who
Speaker 8: you like?
Speaker 1: Shy All right, Okay, here we go. Shae's got his
Speaker 1: futures here, so uh let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: College football, I see see Danny miszooand or nine and
Speaker 5: a half ain't repeating in that schedule looks like shit.
Speaker 5: Texas Tech the Raiders of West Texas over six and
Speaker 5: a half. I think they're going bowling Danny all day,
Speaker 5: seven wins. You gotta do it this year. UAB America's
Speaker 5: team over six and a half and then my heavy one, Danny,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be the Rainbow Warriors. I know it's not June,
Speaker 5: but I just want to celebrate Hawaii over five and
Speaker 5: a half wins.
Speaker 6: It's going to be tough starting out for the lost
Speaker 6: to Delaware State.
Speaker 5: Here we go, all right, Clemson to win the ACC.
Speaker 5: I got plus three twenty five there and per the
Speaker 5: advice of Sammy p UCLA under five and a half.
Speaker 5: After Sean Foster told America he doesn't know how to
Speaker 5: read or speak in public, I decided to fade his
Speaker 5: ass into the whole season.
Speaker 1: Okay, you silly under five and a half.
Speaker 5: And I got Harvard on San Marcus winning the SBC
Speaker 5: Danny and the Raging Cajun's under eight and a half wins.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you mention Texas State to win the Sun Belt?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harvard to San Marcus, Danny.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't up on that.
Speaker 4: That's Harvard on the like sixteen to one to make
Speaker 4: the playoff, by the way, too.
Speaker 5: So I'm telling you it's sixteen to one for the
Speaker 5: G five. Right there, they go undefeated. They're in, They're in.
Speaker 5: They're fucking in.
Speaker 1: Okay, now next week, so bad, Larry. We wipe away
Speaker 1: all your your pluses here you're up twenty two units,
Speaker 1: so it's all gone. This is a clean slate. We
Speaker 1: start now. This is the real season.
Speaker 8: Okay, these baseball games to start now. I would rather
Speaker 8: start when football season starts. We're two weeks ago. I mean,
Speaker 8: the future best can be on that. But these Wednesday
Speaker 8: night or Thursday night baseball games are gonna count against
Speaker 8: our football.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just going by what we were talking
Speaker 1: about here.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's gonna count against it. It's that
Speaker 6: football units will be a.
Speaker 8: Separate, separate thing. That's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny, I forgot one thing.
Speaker 5: Bell Terra Okay, Bell Terra, park Race six, got the
Speaker 5: two and the five exact to box hit two bucks.
Speaker 6: When's that's the two and the five?
Speaker 5: Post times not till three something? So get this fucking
Speaker 5: podcast out. I got free money hereo. We'll tear a
Speaker 5: park Raise six.
Speaker 8: I'm jumping on it, by the way. Shot yea, I'm
Speaker 8: going to do.
Speaker 5: That to two and the five hit it okay, two
Speaker 5: to five exactly exactly, box.
Speaker 8: It exactly box Okay.
Speaker 4: Also, Dan, the last twelve years I have tailed your
Speaker 4: Super Bowl exact the box and you've made me money
Speaker 4: three years, which might sound little, but those bets are
Speaker 4: like thirty forty fifty to one. I know you're going
Speaker 4: to do this on the big program, but have you
Speaker 4: thought about the matchup yet? Can we get a little
Speaker 4: taste maybe one of the two teams? No, okay, I
Speaker 4: thought I would try. I will bet what you say,
Speaker 4: though you made me a lot of money. When I
Speaker 4: was in college on Patriots Giants right, oh man, that
Speaker 4: was that was like seventy to one, I think that
Speaker 4: year and they both made it.
Speaker 1: Well that's when and Dan happy Giants win and I
Speaker 1: said that I had called that. Yeah, I called on
Speaker 1: Letterman and he said, are you drunk? I go no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: If they hadn't played the last regular season game against
Speaker 1: each other, then I never would have picked the Giants.
Speaker 3: But they did.
Speaker 1: They weren't afraid, and I thought, you know what, they
Speaker 1: can beat them so sometimes. And then I had Seattle
Speaker 1: against Denver when they met in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: You did it three times, I think, which is very difficult.
Speaker 4: I mean those again, those are thirty forty fifty, sixty
Speaker 4: to one bets to get both teams before the season.
Speaker 5: Really going against the grain. Not unlike a close neighbor
Speaker 5: of Danny's and Maine the name of Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 1: Why are we giving a shout out to Tucker.
Speaker 3: Carl 'all could be friends. I think it'd be great.
Speaker 3: I think, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't need friends. I came up here to get away,
Speaker 1: so I don't have to have friends.
Speaker 5: I think there's a trend of like radio and media
Speaker 5: personalities fleeing to Maine. There could be a support group
Speaker 5: y'all could get together, maybe new arts and crafts.
Speaker 2: And one good friend.
Speaker 6: It's pretty valuable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I have one good friend. That's it, and
Speaker 1: that's a Cocker Carlson David Letter. Yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: so that's it. Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We we
Speaker 1: wish Sammy p all the luck in the world. We
Speaker 1: always appreciate seeing him and getting his great insight and
Speaker 1: a big, big announcement coming up tomorrow about his future.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Guys always thanks good luck. All right, So for Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: for Shay and Irving Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Day,
Speaker 1: Ray and Marvin, thanks for joining us. We'll talk to
Speaker 1: you next week on Dan Patrick takes a gamble.