1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: loser line. Good by, just. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: you're out at the club and he uses this charming 7 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: pickup line on you. He naughty girl. I'm not really 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: into Pokemon, but I'd love to get a peek of chew. 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: Whatever you do, resist the urge to kick them right 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 1: in the poke balls instead. When it comes to transmitted diseases, 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: you're down to catch them all, and that's when you're slide. 12 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: That's when you slid in the number of the loser line. 13 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: play on the air. Voicemails like this one next message, Hey. 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 3: It's from last night. I hope you remember me and Jesus. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: I guesinitely wasn't expecting a random makeout to happen, especially 17 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 3: well my friend arm was like stuck up in that 18 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 3: call machine. But it was a nice distraction from all 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 3: that stress, So thank you for that, I guess. Anyway, Hey, 20 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 3: just a question for you, what kind of. 21 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: Coloned you is? Because like it was pretty. 22 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 3: Hot, and like, the reason I'm asking is, Hey, I'm 23 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 3: looking for a gift for my dad for his birthday, and. 24 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 4: My mom and dad they like. 25 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 3: Haven't been very romantic muson, and I just wanted to 26 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 3: help them get their fires burning again, you know in 27 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 3: the bedroom department downstairs. You know, Oh my god, this 28 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 3: is really awkward. 29 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 2: I don't know. 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 3: Anyway, last night was great. Making out with you was fun. 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,559 Speaker 3: We should do it again. 32 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: By It's always my first thought when I make out 33 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: with someone is I want my dad to smell like this. 34 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what they always say it right. If it 35 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 5: turns you on, it probably to your mom on too. 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 2: Oh. 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: Now I'm also picturing the girl with her arms suck 38 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: in the claw machine, crying in the middle of a 39 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: Dave and Buster's, and her friend is just making out 40 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: with some guy by street Fighter. 41 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 6: She's a real one. 42 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 4: She'll be giving a thumbs up with your. 43 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 5: Hi. 44 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 6: I have to apologize to you because I know we 45 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 6: were supposed to meet up last night after the bars 46 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 6: closed at like two am, and you said bring the 47 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 6: whip cream, and I was like, okay, I will, But 48 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 6: I was like, wait, do I buy new whip cream? 49 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 6: Because I think I asked them already, and so anyway, 50 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 6: what happened was I went home and I found some in. 51 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 2: My fridge and tape set it in, of course, but I. 52 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 6: Guess I was spoiled. So I got pretty sick, and 53 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 6: I was there all night and it was me in 54 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 6: my ugs and my coat and I was, you know, 55 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 6: having to go to the bathroom for the next forty 56 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 6: minut So I know that's very cute, but that's just 57 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 6: a little mental image for you. But yes, I am 58 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 6: very sorry. But if you are still into it, I 59 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 6: can always find more whip cream and we could try 60 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 6: always remember to tech excreation dates. 61 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 5: Honestly, I was thinking, like, yeah, you should go get 62 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 5: the whip cream in your fridge because it goes bad, 63 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 5: like nobody ever uses it all. 64 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,119 Speaker 2: Should have thought of the second part too. 65 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the mental image most guys want. 66 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 5: You know, women don't want to think about you guys 67 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 5: doing that either. It is a universal I was about. 68 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: To give you a mental image you would never forget. 69 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: Two things you should definitely always check our food expiration dates, yes, 70 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: and our social media oh for sure. Both can make 71 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: you smile or make you sick, but we do post 72 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: a lot of content on there, including videos of us 73 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: reacting to all these clips online, so you can go 74 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: check them out. See the horror on Alexis's face and 75 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: the giant hearts in Brook's eyes. They should go type 76 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: in Brook and Jeffery what se on YouTube or on 77 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: Instagram or on pretty much any social media you have. Now, 78 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: let's go back to the clips. 79 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 2: Hey, it's uh, you know the pajama guy. I was 80 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 2: trying on all the pajamas and the Target where you work. Listen, 81 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,239 Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. I know you had to bring 82 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 2: also back to the racks for me. I just want 83 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: to keep talking and interacting with you. Uh, do you 84 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 2: have any job openings there? By the way, maybe I 85 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 2: could just work there and learn about it that way, 86 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: because I I needn't change my life. Maybe instead of 87 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: going into random targets and trying on pajamas, I that 88 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 2: just needs to work there, you know, little boss. 89 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 7: So yeah, let me know. 90 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 2: Oh, be your own boss. 91 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,919 Speaker 1: This is not good. I didn't ever. 92 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 2: Work did the retail sta. 93 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not your own boss. Maybe Target's made some 94 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: new changes in the employee lineup, and if you work there, 95 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 1: you get to be your own yeah, okay. 96 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 7: I'm more oppressor. 97 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 3: Is that many options? 98 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 2: A men's pjs there, you can go back. 99 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 5: I'm more appressed that the dressing room attendant was talking 100 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 5: to him at all. 101 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: But Target has all that new policy where you have 102 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: to be super friendly. Yeah, they have like the ten foot rule. 103 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: You have to say hi, and you have to give 104 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: him twelve pjs to try out. Yeah for Target. 105 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 4: Next message, Hey you it's Steady. You wanted me to 106 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 4: call you, so here I am calling. You made me 107 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 4: laugh so much the other night, and you kind of 108 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 4: laughed too when I said my ultimate first date was 109 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 4: a guy changing the oil on my car. But you 110 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 4: should not laugh, because that is real. That is my 111 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 4: ultimate first date. Anyway, the morning light's been on for months, 112 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 4: so I mean, we should probably do this sooner rather 113 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 4: than later, right, I mean, you're you're at the expert, right, 114 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 4: not me. But if you're good, I mean, who knows, 115 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 4: maybe I'll let you kind of like detail it on 116 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 4: the inside too, because I have been meaning. 117 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 3: To do that. 118 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, and we could grab a drink too, for sure, 119 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 7: but I mean, obviously probably those those two things first, 120 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 7: just so I you know. 121 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 4: Feel like really really good about us hanging out. Yeah, 122 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 4: schedule time and let's do this. 123 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 5: Next message, Yeah. 124 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 2: I just appreciate a sincere woman. 125 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 5: I betu had some Ikea furniture to put together fort 126 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 5: so remember. 127 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: You can hear our favorite loser line of the week 128 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube. We 129 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: post them all there, along with all of our second 130 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 1: date updates. Are awkward Tuesdays and your phone taps. In fact, 131 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: one's coming up right after 132 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 3: That Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.