Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,
Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2: This is important.
Speaker 3: Blake Anderson on this rooftop and his chubby little friend
Speaker 3: Oily listening in his body of the oils.
Speaker 1: I used to be notorious for IQ of Bonners.
Speaker 2: Star Wars Jaba, the hut porn video. It comes up
Speaker 2: very easily. Do not look at this buckle up? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. Who's that? She still is the best.
Speaker 1: We're not going to give you flowers, but she's still
Speaker 1: the best ever.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I love it is that Eve is that
Speaker 3: she's the one with the little well little h tiger
Speaker 3: print titties, right, yeah, tiger claws or paws, white claws.
Speaker 1: No, a tiger print is the print of a tiger,
Speaker 1: like the stripes.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, okay, I can see where that is confusing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think a.
Speaker 4: Print is a like a footprint, like a.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, Okay, Like a paw print, Yes, it is
Speaker 1: a paw print.
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, would you call a tiger's print or tiger
Speaker 2: stripes and a leopard's print?
Speaker 3: Well, I thought we were talking Eve, Dude, suddenly we
Speaker 3: get we dive deep into like tittyriacies. I was talking
Speaker 3: titty tats, but this is interesting and I think, uh,
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe the best titty tests in the game.
Speaker 3: I can't think of a lot of other titty tests
Speaker 3: just off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: Oh, what about Birdman? Who's the white basketball player?
Speaker 4: The birdman was was Chris Anderson.
Speaker 2: Chris Anderson, my uncle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Anderson. He's got some pretty good titties.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of white basketball well, there's a handful
Speaker 3: of white basketball players.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying specifically his titty tattoos. I'm sure what
Speaker 1: were his. Well, he had the whole throat that said freebird,
Speaker 1: that just went down below and you got a wonder Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there was just like an eagle's wings wrapped
Speaker 2: around his nipples or something.
Speaker 1: Well, Rihanna, Rihanna's got the whole Egyptian under boob thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right.
Speaker 3: I feel like Eve started the titty tat movement and
Speaker 3: then Rihanna finished it. She was like, and I see
Speaker 3: your titty tats, and I won up you with an
Speaker 3: under boob tata because that's the best.
Speaker 1: She's like, I've been everywhere, man, this is the best tattoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The under boob is such a that's what a prime
Speaker 3: prime real estate, because when you see it, you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to see.
Speaker 2: This, Oh for sure, the under boob tat, I'm not
Speaker 2: supposed to see that. Is there any dudes with under
Speaker 2: boob tats? I feel like that's a pretty strong move.
Speaker 2: Let's bring dude under boob tat. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think you have to have an under boob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the most dudes don't.
Speaker 1: I feel the under tattoo. It's usually like it's like
Speaker 1: it's you can see it in a bikini, right, It's
Speaker 1: not like literally under like a large breast. If you
Speaker 1: lift it up, it's like it's like a person holding
Speaker 1: their fingers with their lips.
Speaker 2: Like you're not supposed to see. Oh that's tight. I
Speaker 2: love tattoos that play off the parts of your body,
Speaker 2: like when people make their belly button like a dude
Speaker 2: like showing his butthole and stuff that ship. I know
Speaker 2: that's what you love. Yes, that is what I could
Speaker 2: see that for you.
Speaker 1: I do think if there's like someone has like an
Speaker 1: under boot tattoo, that says like, lucky you. You know,
Speaker 1: like if they're rocking back, like you know, lucky you.
Speaker 2: If you've if you've tied my titties behind my neck,
Speaker 2: you're in the rock.
Speaker 1: But by the way, if you're a woman in doing that,
Speaker 1: that is perfectly fine. But also, like your priorities are
Speaker 1: fucking You're you're a fun person.
Speaker 2: You're like, you're doing cool, You're cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I transition, first thing I'm doing getting under
Speaker 1: boob tats.
Speaker 4: You you are you're thinking about it?
Speaker 1: No, No, when I do? Yeah, when you do, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about it right now.
Speaker 2: I've all you've always thought about it.
Speaker 1: I have a full slate of things to do today.
Speaker 1: But like when I transition, Yeah, the second is, first
Speaker 1: thing is to pull a second thing is under boom tats,
Speaker 1: then breast implants.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, dude, I could see you transitioning and then finally
Speaker 3: being like a nationally ranked swimmer.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I could definitely. I could definitely get
Speaker 1: back in the game.
Speaker 3: If you today became a woman suddenly you could do
Speaker 3: it overnight, right, would tomorrow you be an elite? Because
Speaker 3: I know, like you run and stuff and you like,
Speaker 3: could you be an lead athlete or no.
Speaker 1: Let's set the table here. Let's say this. Okay, if
Speaker 1: I trained for let's say six months.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you need six months of training?
Speaker 1: Yeah, six months of training just because I'm forty two
Speaker 1: now it's been a while.
Speaker 2: But if I get back in, is.
Speaker 4: It your age group because I'm maybe it's your.
Speaker 1: Age Oh no, I'm saying like elite, like.
Speaker 4: Like just period Olympics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh shit, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I could, if I could get down to
Speaker 1: like a twenty one twenty two, like I'm valuable on
Speaker 1: a team.
Speaker 2: I'm not winning an NC DOUBLEA And what is that
Speaker 2: like wait, size or what what's the twenty one twenty No?
Speaker 1: No, sorry, that's like in the fifty three twenty one seconds?
Speaker 1: Like I think Jesus, I don't think anyone's broken twenty one.
Speaker 1: On the on the female side, for yards, who are
Speaker 1: I definitely could not hang with any of these women
Speaker 1: now in the two hundred they're fucking throwing down the katie.
Speaker 2: The duckies are the worlds? Is that an American?
Speaker 1: The Sandpiper Aquatic Team has five youngsters that are just kicking.
Speaker 2: Ass right now. After shout out to Nevada, and you
Speaker 2: can name all the children's names, do you have them off?
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: But these children, they're swimming like damn women.
Speaker 2: Now they do have like.
Speaker 1: Four teenagers that are like the best swimmers in the
Speaker 1: country now are close to science the talkies man.
Speaker 4: And I know these are children. So these are grown children.
Speaker 3: So these aren't the babies that Kyle may or may
Speaker 3: not be eating, since he's not, since he isn't on
Speaker 3: the pod.
Speaker 1: No, he would chew them up and spit them out.
Speaker 2: They're not good for him. They're not. They're too old.
Speaker 2: They're too old for Kyle to be eating. These are developed.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I think I could. But then
Speaker 1: you you get on the what is it, the estrogen
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then you do lose muscle mass. So
Speaker 1: at one point I would just become you do, a
Speaker 1: flabby old woman, you know, But i'd beat myself at least,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I would. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I just think it's so easy to do it.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can really just up and decide and then
Speaker 2: you know, flip a switch. Baby.
Speaker 4: I feel like I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be any better they'd be like, yeah, you're
Speaker 3: also not very athletic as a woman, but what would.
Speaker 2: You what would your sport be? Yeah, cross country scheme.
Speaker 3: Well, no, since since I've had two hip surgeries this year,
Speaker 3: I would have said like Hacky Sack. Like I feel
Speaker 3: like I could be pretty elite in a Hacky Sack setting.
Speaker 3: But uh, now, these hips, these hips, they don't lie,
Speaker 3: they do not lie.
Speaker 1: I think Hagi sack might be one of the sports
Speaker 1: where men don't have an outstanding advantage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Adam, I know what you could be really
Speaker 2: good at. What's that the Ultimate slap the slap competition?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, that's all cool.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, and if I go the female female But dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Dude, you've seen some of these chicks mac.
Speaker 3: Like, my dream, I've said a million times my dream
Speaker 3: body is a male.
Speaker 2: My dream is to slap women without repercussion.
Speaker 4: To slap women legally.
Speaker 3: No, my body is uh, that's the perfect and that's
Speaker 3: what they're going to use to cancel me with. My
Speaker 3: dream is to slap women legally. No, my dream is
Speaker 3: to have a female crossfitters body. Sure, yes, I mean
Speaker 3: the ultimate pot.
Speaker 1: Underneath you Yeah, what about the Uh. I feel like
Speaker 1: you'd be really good at the the new fighting thing
Speaker 1: you see on the internet where like two people are
Speaker 1: just chained to a table, like one hand is on
Speaker 1: the table, yeah, and then you just have to like
Speaker 1: fight the other person with the other hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I could be okay, I could take hits.
Speaker 3: I know, I could just get beaten to dead and
Speaker 3: still keep coming.
Speaker 2: I learned that at a young age that I could
Speaker 2: tell yeah, I could take some smacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be an episode of mostly about your
Speaker 1: childhood at them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I could just continuously get hit in
Speaker 3: the head and be a okay.
Speaker 2: What is up with those like new fighting competitions? Like
Speaker 2: I saw one where you're both in like a phone booth.
Speaker 2: Then they have one where you fight in a car.
Speaker 3: Dude, you know what it is. Do you remember the
Speaker 3: movie Idiocracy and how at the end of the world
Speaker 3: and we're all just fucking total morons. Yeah, so dumb,
Speaker 3: that's where we're at. Yeah, we are fifteen years away
Speaker 3: from literally not watering the plants and just putting gay
Speaker 3: right on everything, much like the movie.
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to sound old, but like these
Speaker 1: the smartphones have killed They've killed them.
Speaker 2: You're a stupid dumb ass.
Speaker 1: They've just killed us. Like, the reason we watch that
Speaker 1: is because if you see like a boxing highlight, you
Speaker 1: might click on it. If you see two people fighting
Speaker 1: in a phone booth, you're watching it. Yeah, so they're
Speaker 1: just looking for the most ridiculous shit that you're gonna
Speaker 1: click on and keep clicking.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, by the way, I'm watching, I'm watching it.
Speaker 2: I know you can't look away. Well, you gotta, you
Speaker 2: gotta at least watch a clip. It's hard not to watch.
Speaker 2: Like remember when we would watch though, I think it
Speaker 2: was in the Workhols writing writer's room where they would
Speaker 2: have like the group fights, like where the USC teams
Speaker 2: would fight each other.
Speaker 1: Yes, it'd be like the Firemen of New York versus
Speaker 1: like Polish bear wrestlers.
Speaker 2: And then as soon as one guy on the other
Speaker 2: team gets knocked out, that means the other team has
Speaker 2: an advantage. Yes, so by the end of the fight,
Speaker 2: it's four dudes just beating the fucking shit out of
Speaker 2: a fireman. Yeah, it was awesome, It was great.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because there's strategy to it. You're like
Speaker 1: do we just go two on one right off the
Speaker 1: bat after this guy.
Speaker 3: I stand by that we are at the end of
Speaker 3: the world. But like, okay, it's very entertaining.
Speaker 1: But that's the whole point, is that we're we're entertained
Speaker 1: while everything else atrophies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've distilled everything down to just like what do
Speaker 3: people actually want to see? Like the algorithm has figured
Speaker 3: out what people actually want to see.
Speaker 1: They don't want to grandma's and bikinis, yes, and people.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, do grandma's and bikinis? Who sent that? Was that?
Speaker 2: You? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sent that?
Speaker 2: You know? Sends it to me?
Speaker 1: Al l go rhythm.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: I thought this is why durs wins all the points,
Speaker 3: because it's just silly word play.
Speaker 2: Well that's kind of what as the point it was.
Speaker 4: It was like, it's not it's jokes, it's it's saying
Speaker 4: a funny thing. Is it puns?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: I think points usually goes towards cleverness because when we
Speaker 1: say funny things, we just laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Points is like a sadder like and even in the
Speaker 1: writer's room when you would say something bad that was
Speaker 1: kind of clever, you're like points laughing, I'm not funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I do is I say things that kind of rhyme,
Speaker 1: have a double entres.
Speaker 2: And your brain works faster than Adam and I could
Speaker 2: are dumb braids. We're just waiting for the phone booth
Speaker 2: fighting to start. That's all we're waiting for.
Speaker 4: We're like, it's the phone booth Adam.
Speaker 2: Adam's big smart plan for his future is to become
Speaker 2: a woman and enter slap competitions. God wait, okay, Jesus,
Speaker 2: A Grandma's a grandma.
Speaker 1: Wasn't saying to me? It just makes me want to
Speaker 1: reach for a Zolla energy drink.
Speaker 4: Crack open a zoa.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to make it through the entire what
Speaker 1: do you call it? Scroll like someone's feed ione and
Speaker 1: take it, make it through the entire Ai, Grandma and
Speaker 1: bikini feed. He need a zoa energy drink.
Speaker 2: Caffeine from green coffee and green tea. I did not
Speaker 2: know that green coffee was a thing. You know what
Speaker 2: is that? Does that mean the beans are just a
Speaker 2: little raw, little not diarrhea. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had some green coffee the other day after some
Speaker 1: taco bell but no point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but these are good, so so thank you. Adding
Speaker 2: to the end of the world is two things that
Speaker 2: have come to.
Speaker 1: My attention when I'm watching fucking football on the weekends
Speaker 1: and they play these commercials where they're like, hey, did
Speaker 1: you uh want to take a picture of your daughter?
Speaker 1: And she's just in front of like your living room.
Speaker 1: Guess what you can put her out on like a
Speaker 1: farm with a unicorn, and like all this shit, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're actively just deleting our true existence and
Speaker 1: adding what we think is bad to our surroundings and
Speaker 1: then sending that out there. And then also the one
Speaker 1: where it's like, was no one looking at the photo
Speaker 1: the right way? Well, you can swipe through and like
Speaker 1: pick how you want people to look in the picture,
Speaker 1: even though that moment never happened. You can create new moments.
Speaker 1: And I'm like they think this is like convenience for
Speaker 1: us to be like, great, now we have a better photo,
Speaker 1: but it's the beginning of the end of reality.
Speaker 2: Well, but it's also just about fooling people on dating apps,
Speaker 2: so they actually have to meet you in person, and
Speaker 2: then once you're actually there in front of the person
Speaker 2: in they're.
Speaker 3: Like and then and then they're like, well, you don't
Speaker 3: have like two cute dimples and your teeth are not
Speaker 3: like perfect and nice.
Speaker 2: You like you need another four inches.
Speaker 3: You're you are very s's that's the only thing that
Speaker 3: you add.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing that you add is four inches.
Speaker 2: Dude. I don't like you guys telling me to show
Speaker 2: my tests.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's like you have one dimple and and you
Speaker 1: have a slight gap.
Speaker 2: The fuck out of here? What the fuck get out
Speaker 2: of here?
Speaker 1: No, but I think that like they're introducing this stuff
Speaker 1: in like fun, convenient ways that make us go, hey, honey,
Speaker 1: look I put you on a farm with the unicorn,
Speaker 1: and your kids love it. But then they grew up
Speaker 1: in the world going yeah, I guess I'm not good enough,
Speaker 1: and neither is our home or our surroundings and our reality.
Speaker 1: So let's let's just create everything to be what we
Speaker 1: wanted to be. And nothing's real and reality is not
Speaker 1: good enough. And I know I'm like blowing this out,
Speaker 1: but it's real.
Speaker 2: It's real at the end of the world, as we know,
Speaker 2: it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, maybe I don't need another four inches. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: four inches.
Speaker 2: Is fine, it's important. Yeah, I don't know. I was
Speaker 2: like I was walking through Ikea the other day because
Speaker 2: I just kind of love it there, and they were
Speaker 2: like set you know how like every section is just
Speaker 2: kind of you're looking in another room that could be
Speaker 2: your house. This could be the room of your home.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you ever be like and I wish like I
Speaker 3: could like totally jerk off in here. Yeah, dude, I
Speaker 3: get boners or like, are you're with your girl and
Speaker 3: You're like, we could fuck right now.
Speaker 1: I bet I used to be notorious for Ikea boners
Speaker 1: when I would walk in. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was like the nesting pheromones or whatever, but I would
Speaker 1: walk in.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the college like you're reminded of your
Speaker 2: college years because that's where all your furniture came from.
Speaker 4: And you're like, yeah, could be, Hey, good theory, could be.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with the nesting pheromones.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Figure out why my boy is getting boners in ike Yeah.
Speaker 3: But no, that's that's correct. It's like we've talked about this,
Speaker 3: Like how like when I'm on a plane and it's
Speaker 3: a little bumpy and we've talked about this before I
Speaker 3: got my my dick gets rock hard, or if like
Speaker 3: I'm in a.
Speaker 4: Car and it's a little jiggly look over at me.
Speaker 4: My neck's going, Hey, what's good? You good?
Speaker 1: I used to get boners getting off of airplanes, Like
Speaker 1: as soon as it was like time to get up
Speaker 1: and off an airplane, I had to be like quick
Speaker 1: talk or like you know, just hips back, well cock b.
Speaker 4: Yeah, little cock back, little quick adjust.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, And that doesn't really happen anymore. I can't
Speaker 1: when was the last boner I.
Speaker 2: Had, honestly pull it out right, not pull it out,
Speaker 2: but pull pull the memory from your your bank right now.
Speaker 2: Is that what you meant?
Speaker 4: There's no there's no mourning boners for you guys.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, yeah, okay, of course of course. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every morning is like.
Speaker 1: If there's not, I go on a I grandma Bikinis
Speaker 1: dot com and waking Grandma's Macini is also another thing
Speaker 1: where I was like, fucking this, it's over.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I bought a pair of shoes the other day, found
Speaker 1: them on my deep discount. Was never going to get
Speaker 1: these and was like, okay, fifty percent off, finally gonna
Speaker 1: pull the trigger. Pulled the trigger, God even, thank you
Speaker 1: so much today. I waited for like a year, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I was a good boy. I deserved them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: Got an email today that was like, we actually don't
Speaker 1: have those in stock, so you're getting a refund and
Speaker 1: ten percent off because it's I was like, this is too.
Speaker 2: Good to be true, and it was uh.
Speaker 1: And then at the bottom of a thing it was
Speaker 1: like this email was assisted by AI, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this isn't even from like a person.
Speaker 4: Now, I feel like those like it's not in stock.
Speaker 3: I never expected them to be like a guy, like
Speaker 3: maybe in like nineteen ninety six it's a guy, but
Speaker 3: like nowadays.
Speaker 1: No, but it was written like as a person.
Speaker 3: I figured it was just automated, like it's done in stock.
Speaker 3: We send this thing that says, hey, Ander's so sorry
Speaker 3: for the inconvenience black.
Speaker 1: And that's fine, but it says it's like, best regards JJ,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, first of all, great name for a
Speaker 1: Muppet show. But like then right below that, it's just
Speaker 1: like this fulfillment support ticket assisted by AI, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't even say why do they sincerely best regards JJ.
Speaker 1: I just go, you've been robo refunded. Then my dick
Speaker 1: gets hard.
Speaker 2: Why do they have to say that? Why do they
Speaker 2: even have to let you know that it was assistant because.
Speaker 1: It's because it's AI going Nana Nana boo boo. Bitch,
Speaker 1: we're taking over.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, bitch.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's I think it is like a law.
Speaker 3: I think they they've passed the lass, saying like you
Speaker 3: have to know when it's a I and when it
Speaker 3: is okay.
Speaker 1: But we haven't told the listeners that were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle was a the Kyle. His battery ran. Now
Speaker 2: we had to return that fool.
Speaker 3: Dang, the battery was going out so often during the tour,
Speaker 3: Like seeing all the tour photos.
Speaker 4: Now now that we're back in studio, do.
Speaker 1: You think a real Kyle could break dance? We wound
Speaker 1: that mofucker up.
Speaker 3: And then you see Kyle just sitting on like the
Speaker 3: ends of the chairs, the tops of the chairs, sitting
Speaker 3: on the floor for some reason, sitting Indian style in
Speaker 3: the Chairge just programming.
Speaker 1: Shit like, hey, what would Kyle do? Okay we entered
Speaker 1: into the algorithm. He would sit cross legged up on
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I got off. Oh he was running around.
Speaker 1: He for sure would be sweating and almost have a
Speaker 1: heart attack.
Speaker 2: He takes off one side, dude, lift up that skin.
Speaker 2: There's a goddamn mainframe. It's terminator salvation. Yeah, pick up
Speaker 2: one of them titties, get passage.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Kyle, by the way, he did turn
Speaker 1: he turned four four.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: He's been saying he's been forty since he was thirty six,
Speaker 3: so literally, he turned thirty six. He's like a happy
Speaker 3: fortieth and you're like, dude, You're like, you're like three
Speaker 3: years or three months younger than me, right, Like you're
Speaker 3: not forty And he's like, yeah, we bet we are,
Speaker 3: and you're like, we're not.
Speaker 4: We're thirty six.
Speaker 1: That's when we found out there's a glitch in the
Speaker 1: matrix too with programs.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's pumped. I wonder what his first
Speaker 2: day of forty is feeling.
Speaker 3: Well if I I mean, I'm I. I don't know
Speaker 3: because he's not on the podcast. He could be eating babies.
Speaker 2: We're not sure exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 1: I know what he's doing, get me slur and wipe
Speaker 1: and a grandma.
Speaker 3: He could be as a liberal elite working on a
Speaker 3: big time Hollywood production what we do in the shadows.
Speaker 4: It's possible he's eating babies. We don't know.
Speaker 2: Because he's not on the podcast see us. That's what
Speaker 2: he's doing in the shadows.
Speaker 4: I think I wish he was. We said that so
Speaker 4: so we could tell if he was eating babies or not.
Speaker 2: I hope he comes back to us. We'll see, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see. You got to get him back from the.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like we're in aggression. Dude.
Speaker 2: Maybe we add a new fourth member who would be
Speaker 2: the best new member of the pod, if we could
Speaker 2: get anybody. No, I think I think we just keep
Speaker 2: it three mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well trumpet what we would do trum.
Speaker 3: We had Trumps if we had Donald Trump as a
Speaker 3: fourth and he was here every week or not?
Speaker 4: Junior?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, Junior's funny. Dude's got jokes.
Speaker 3: No, no, dude, it's either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz.
Speaker 3: We only asked Ted Cruz about how fat and ugly
Speaker 3: his wife is.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish you wouldn't say it that. I wish
Speaker 3: you wouldn't say it that way. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: would you endorse me to be the president? Yes, that's
Speaker 3: what she kind of did.
Speaker 4: Trump.
Speaker 1: You know, people say, like Ted Cruz, They're like, stop
Speaker 1: being funny. I saw him like, tell a joke. This
Speaker 1: is like months or maybe years ago, and people were
Speaker 1: like standing around like giving him a hard time, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I think you just hate him. I
Speaker 1: thought it was kind of funny, Like yeah, if you
Speaker 1: hate him, fuck him, yes for sure, but like if
Speaker 1: you just objectively go it's a guy telling a joke.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: I'm wasn't it like a good joke or was it
Speaker 3: within a story or he was just like.
Speaker 1: I think it was a good joke, and I thought
Speaker 1: he delivered it pretty well, and like I think he
Speaker 1: had like a a voice where he did I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought it was he's doing.
Speaker 4: Why did I like it? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: Ted? Now the haircut that he's got objectively very team
Speaker 2: Ted cruise over Like when he shaved the side of
Speaker 2: his head and was just rocking the mullet, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, he went Scrillis. That shit was hard, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's some of the menu this evening's?
Speaker 3: Uh, producers, please pull that up because I do not
Speaker 3: know he did like some.
Speaker 2: Of Skrillics hair.
Speaker 4: I did not know he did Scrillick's hair.
Speaker 1: Bro He went full on like whatever the alt right
Speaker 1: cool dude haircut was for a minute where it's just like,
Speaker 1: oh he.
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't catch that.
Speaker 4: We just like mullet.
Speaker 2: No, he's like where you like keep it kind of
Speaker 2: like long and swooped over and.
Speaker 1: It was almost like arcade fire for a second, and
Speaker 1: then it got like appropriated, which is my new favorite.
Speaker 2: Word by like fifty five year old senators senators sixty
Speaker 2: year old.
Speaker 1: No, dude, he's not. I don't think he's fifty five.
Speaker 1: I think he's like closed to ourge that we think.
Speaker 1: No Cruise control dude.
Speaker 3: Imagine imagine Ted Cruz like Ted Cruz, dude, he's thirty six.
Speaker 2: Now stop, he's fifty three. He's fifty three. Fifty three. Wow,
Speaker 2: he looks good.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, fifty three.
Speaker 1: I think he was having like a fucking moment or
Speaker 1: he was in a hurry.
Speaker 2: He's so high. Why is his wife so fat and ugly? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? Dude? Yeah, he should have
Speaker 2: wrote a little TC in the dude.
Speaker 3: Hey, Okay, by the way, I've never really liked Ted
Speaker 3: Cruise just because I was like, what a bitch like
Speaker 3: I can't like if if Trump called my wife like
Speaker 3: a fat, ugly piece of shit or whatever he said
Speaker 3: about Ted Cruz's wife. Uh, there would be no coming
Speaker 3: back for me. I would burn my whole career down.
Speaker 3: Being he got a fuck hands. I'd be like, fuck
Speaker 3: this guy. I would never endorse him. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: he is a piece of shit. Vote who you wanted
Speaker 3: to vote for. But I think he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: And that's how Trump wins.
Speaker 3: But now now he has this haircut, it makes me
Speaker 3: go like, well he does he is kind of cool?
Speaker 4: Or do you think this haircut.
Speaker 2: It's a total Warriors haircut?
Speaker 4: Or do you think he got it?
Speaker 3: Like after Trump called his wife like a fat ugly
Speaker 3: piece of shit, and then he was like, I'll show
Speaker 3: him how cool I am. And then went out and
Speaker 3: went to the barber shop and it was like, Yo,
Speaker 3: give me a cool dude haircut.
Speaker 4: I have to prove that I'm hip and cool.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I don't know. Maybe that looks like they
Speaker 2: were shaving his head. And then the power went out
Speaker 2: in Texas.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, they were like, hey, dude, you got to
Speaker 1: get back from your vacation.
Speaker 2: Your entire state is frozen.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like, did I tell you about the
Speaker 1: one about the Jew, the Gentile and the Arabian that
Speaker 1: went into a bar.
Speaker 2: No, now, not now, not now.
Speaker 3: The people that are just listening, the sides are shaved
Speaker 3: here and then from the ear down long hair that
Speaker 3: goes down to here.
Speaker 2: Right, is it? Like?
Speaker 1: What's the dude's name, Morgan Wallen? Isn't that like his
Speaker 1: stays his his haircut?
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like it's more.
Speaker 1: He's thirty, which is great.
Speaker 2: I don't know how old he is, but.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah he's he's a younger guy. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 3: not fifty three. He's not fifty three.
Speaker 2: Seria, how ol does Morgan Wallen? Will you stop talking
Speaker 2: to your AI friends he's thirty?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, convenience got me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, he definitely thought he was pulling up the
Speaker 2: stage coach with his little side fade and was gonna
Speaker 2: get some fucking run off. Morgan Wallen, panoche, panoch. It's
Speaker 2: not happening for you, dude. Yeah, it's either he went
Speaker 2: that way or he told him to give him some
Speaker 2: fucking Star Wars haircut, because I know this bro is
Speaker 2: a Star Wars nerd dude. Yes, he's deep into it.
Speaker 1: I think he loves Star Wars in the Simpsons, Yeah, yeah, yeah, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, everyone's like, I'm like, doesn't isn't that everyone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody. Everybody kind of likes Yeah. I mean no,
Speaker 4: but I don't really fuck with Star Wars.
Speaker 2: It's just the way. I don't either.
Speaker 4: But like Gen Pop, unless they want me in Star Wars,
Speaker 4: I feel like, now it's going to be the thing
Speaker 4: if like.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they should just shove you in R two
Speaker 2: D two and then roll around right Adam Man, easy,
Speaker 2: where's the table? I chained myself to Wait what kind
Speaker 2: of adam you said? You're in Star Wars. I didn't
Speaker 2: see you. You're like, I'm in every episode, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm R two D two. I'm R two D two.
Speaker 3: They just spin me around, it's all AI or I
Speaker 3: just show up with like a leather skirt and like
Speaker 3: a chain and a.
Speaker 2: Necklace.
Speaker 3: I'm chained to a table. They're like, uh, what are
Speaker 3: you doing. I'm like, it's fine, I'll just be right
Speaker 3: here whatever whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: It would be cool, you know how like Princess Leah
Speaker 1: became I don't want to pronounce this wrong. Jab of
Speaker 1: the huts like slave girl or whatever cram.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course we all know that iconic dude Ted
Speaker 2: Cruz makes his wife dresses that does he?
Speaker 1: Is he in the shows? And does he still have
Speaker 1: like other and like does he just fuck women? Because
Speaker 1: isn't he an alien? So like, if you're a hot guy,
Speaker 1: does he stick that tail up up?
Speaker 2: You? You're talking about job of the Hut?
Speaker 1: And I assume the tail is his hog?
Speaker 2: So how job of the Hut is actually fucking Princess Leigh?
Speaker 4: Is that the question here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Any job of my butt?
Speaker 4: And then also does he want to fuck men?
Speaker 2: Okay? He guess what? Yes, why aren't you?
Speaker 1: Why are you walking somebody?
Speaker 2: Well? Job with my butt?
Speaker 4: He jobbed my butt?
Speaker 2: Way, I never actually thought of that. You think that
Speaker 2: job of the hut? Like actually did it with Leah?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the whole thing? Why is she half naked?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why did they strip her down?
Speaker 2: Well? You know she was like eye candy.
Speaker 3: She He was like yeah, but eye candy, So then
Speaker 3: he could fuck that's fucked up?
Speaker 2: That? Yeah? Fuck that movie?
Speaker 1: Or do you think it was like a car that
Speaker 1: he's like washing on Sundays where he's like beautiful, isn't
Speaker 1: it I'm not gonna fuck it.
Speaker 2: It's a car. I don't know that. I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know that Job of the Hut has genitalia like
Speaker 2: I never thought of him in that way.
Speaker 1: He's a biological creature.
Speaker 4: No, dude.
Speaker 3: You lift up one of those folds. Yeah, and there's
Speaker 3: there's a fucking horse cock in there.
Speaker 4: Whoa hot cock?
Speaker 2: So you don't think it's the tail. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's the tail. I believe he has a penis underneath
Speaker 2: his folds. It's science you you think under Job of
Speaker 2: the Huts titties it are his dicks.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's his titties. He has a belly
Speaker 3: fold that is covering his Can we bring up photos
Speaker 3: of Job of.
Speaker 2: The Hut, you know, just look up Job of the
Speaker 2: Hut like porno. I don't know if there's many folds
Speaker 2: under the belly. I think he's pretty pretty lean. I
Speaker 2: think he's pretty smooth. He's not as blobby as say
Speaker 2: Kyle Kyle. Job Adams are two D two star Wars.
Speaker 2: Job of the Hut porn video is comes up very easily.
Speaker 2: Do not look at this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Well, what's cool about what's the internet is
Speaker 3: for sure, there's some one there's.
Speaker 4: That has As soon as the movie came out, they
Speaker 4: thought like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do have a representation where it is his
Speaker 2: tail for sure.
Speaker 3: Looking at this photo, Yeah, where would his dick even be?
Speaker 3: It seems like it's tail.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that makes me feel good. I don't feel
Speaker 1: great about it, but I feel somewhat vindicated.
Speaker 3: And it does sort of look like a penis head
Speaker 3: at the very end of his tail, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, does it? Yeah, so maybe that's not even a tail.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has these little legs he's sitting on, and
Speaker 2: then that's just kind of his fucking cock Lay into
Speaker 2: the side. Whoa, yeah, man.
Speaker 1: No wonder he's such a boss. What I can we
Speaker 1: can somebody listening give jab of the hut.
Speaker 2: Ted Cruz's haircut. You need another four inches.
Speaker 1: I need a millennial or a gen z or who
Speaker 1: knows photoshop to make this happen. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They say that the huts are gastropods and they reproduce
Speaker 3: a sexually and do not have the correct genitalia for
Speaker 3: sexual activities in humans.
Speaker 1: So, but he likes looking at Lay naked.
Speaker 3: But he does lick her, they say. They say, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, he made a four short of wear revealing
Speaker 3: clothing restraining her trying to lick her body?
Speaker 4: Is Kyle does.
Speaker 2: Women? Yeah, what are we reading Kyle's IMDb new of
Speaker 2: the check.
Speaker 1: We're we we do this as a job. We unpack
Speaker 1: things like this job. Who's who is doing this as
Speaker 1: like their spare time? Like who's spending their time going?
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz okay, fair enough?
Speaker 3: You know Teddy Cruz dead Cruise writes this shit, trust
Speaker 3: me job of the crew? What weird like back room
Speaker 3: like deep deep reddit sub blog is Ted Cruz on
Speaker 3: just creeping? You know that guy's just deep internet creeping
Speaker 3: troll status.
Speaker 2: He's a four chan bro. He's that four Chan guy.
Speaker 3: Man, Dude, I watched that show or that movie dumb
Speaker 3: Money that didn't get enough. I feel like no one
Speaker 3: talked about that movie and everybody was in It's that
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is, dumb Money. It's
Speaker 3: about the rise of the game stop stock and it.
Speaker 1: Was h Yeah, Paul Dano, Seth Rogan.
Speaker 3: Seth Rogan was in it. Paul Dano, uh, Pete Davidson,
Speaker 3: Shalne Woodley, Like you're like a ton of people that
Speaker 3: you're like, oh shit.
Speaker 2: I just thought the premise alone just sounded like just
Speaker 2: I'd rather read it as an article, like why the
Speaker 2: fuck would I want to watch a movie about? And
Speaker 2: did you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait, and that's how bad the premise is. I think
Speaker 2: i'd rather oh, yeah, the article, like what articles? What
Speaker 2: articles I just read?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just read one about No dude, I read that
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was an article that I count as reading
Speaker 2: this Blake's like hearing talking reading. It's called reading a
Speaker 2: loud popcorn. Okay, reading Rainbow? What was it good? What
Speaker 2: was a good movie? But that?
Speaker 1: These are your favorite movies, Adam.
Speaker 3: I do like, I do like like bio biography type movies.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, I'm talking about quick fast money
Speaker 1: movies are your favorite genre?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's my favorite genre. I
Speaker 3: like Donna biography genre.
Speaker 2: This is my son. I don't know if that's my favorite.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I do love Blow. That is my favorite movie.
Speaker 3: But I love biographies of all sorts.
Speaker 1: Get Rich and most biographies are like rising and falling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rising and falling.
Speaker 1: I do like a rising and I want a good
Speaker 1: biography where they're just falling.
Speaker 2: I feel like those are out there, yeah, falling down
Speaker 2: the wrestler love the wrestler, and the wrestler's great love.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't a real person that I'm just a
Speaker 2: piece of meat.
Speaker 1: I think I almost cried during the trailer of the rest.
Speaker 2: So that movie kicks fucking ass, dude.
Speaker 3: Iron Claw. I want to see it. People say it's great.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited. I know I'm gonna love my boy,
Speaker 3: Zaki Effron, our boy Zachi Efron is in it looking
Speaker 3: the most jacked anyone has ever looked. I'm like, Jesus,
Speaker 3: this guy like put on thirty pounds because he was
Speaker 3: kind of lean.
Speaker 1: I feel like he got outshined by the Yes, Chef,
Speaker 1: he's buff too. Everyone's talking about his body and his
Speaker 1: Calvin kleines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think because you know, you knew what
Speaker 3: was underneath the hood for Zach, you knew that there
Speaker 3: was some horsepower there. Oh yeah, but yes, chef, Oh,
Speaker 3: I feel like people were like, what's underneath the hood?
Speaker 2: I come on, I knew what was underneath that hood?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you were like, that's me. Why am
Speaker 3: I not a Calvin Klein model Blake. I know how
Speaker 3: your brain works.
Speaker 2: He did take one photo that I'm like, oh, I've
Speaker 2: taken that photo before, but it's just of him.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just for your dude friends, a photo
Speaker 3: of Hey, you're not going to get the Calvin Klein ad.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Let's well, shit, I could, you're not. Maybe you would have. Dude,
Speaker 2: what if like I'm a really hot fifty year old.
Speaker 1: No, you couldn't get No, go Robert Klein.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Kevin Klein.
Speaker 4: You're not.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not that one's not you know, like
Speaker 3: we all got to go like where I'm at in
Speaker 3: my life and career, where you know, Calvin Klein probably
Speaker 3: isn't gonna knock on the door.
Speaker 2: Is there an age limit?
Speaker 1: Calvin Brodas, you couldn't get the Calvin broadus at.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm not going to get it either.
Speaker 3: But I think your body's a little more taught than mine.
Speaker 3: But I do think you can be an underwear model.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to our friends over at me undis sure? Okay,
Speaker 3: and see if if Medes can do a very very
Speaker 3: sexually explicit photo shoot with.
Speaker 4: You, Blake and Will, We'll be there. We'll you in oils.
Speaker 4: We're not in the photos. We're not in the photos.
Speaker 4: It's just you. I'm there on oil, dude, to make
Speaker 4: sure my boys all lathered up.
Speaker 1: This does seem like a ployd to put oil on Blake.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, this is weird. I thought I was taking
Speaker 2: photos with a photographer. I've got all my boys on
Speaker 2: set sprained me with oil. All he's saying is that
Speaker 2: he needs three hours before the shoot. If there is
Speaker 2: even is a shoe. He's got me on a chain
Speaker 2: like job of the hut.
Speaker 3: Listen, I know that you would be uncomfortable with anyone
Speaker 3: else rubbing your body down with oils. And all I'm
Speaker 3: saying is I would be there and and by the way,
Speaker 3: this is my idea to get So shouldn't I get
Speaker 3: the spoils?
Speaker 2: I forgot about Adam and his spoils. Adam has to
Speaker 2: have his spoils no matter what. And we're looking over
Speaker 2: your contract, Blake, and it says here that Adam gets sued.
Speaker 3: Boy, it was my idea. I said it. I set
Speaker 3: it all up. You didn't even have This wasn't even
Speaker 3: your dream. I made this happen for you. Okay, should
Speaker 3: I not get my spoiled?
Speaker 1: Dude, Adam and his spoils on the tour. I can't
Speaker 1: even get into it.
Speaker 2: Overwhelm.
Speaker 1: No, I've never seen spoils like this in my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god man, but your boy needs some spoils.
Speaker 2: I want to drop this. I put the link in
Speaker 2: the chat, but I want to drop this specific pictures.
Speaker 1: I'm not clicking that big ass.
Speaker 2: Please click it, Please click it. That's just the specific
Speaker 2: photo I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Here's a question that I know we don't know the
Speaker 3: answer to. Why are some links all cute and perfect?
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, click.
Speaker 3: Easy, And then then you send a link on like
Speaker 3: an email or a text to somebody and you're like, here,
Speaker 3: click on this link, and then it's just like.
Speaker 4: Like forty lines down. You're like, what, you can't shorten
Speaker 4: this link?
Speaker 1: And when you when you're the person who sends that,
Speaker 1: you're so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, I'm an asshole.
Speaker 1: Because it's not like clean. I think, what do they
Speaker 1: call him?
Speaker 2: Quick lengths?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have to delete them immediately because I'm so ashamed.
Speaker 3: Okay, by the way, it said that it's a redirect
Speaker 3: to notice you send us a link. It doesn't even work.
Speaker 1: Blake gotcha, bitch, I didn't wait. It's just that guy's
Speaker 1: huge dick over the bed.
Speaker 3: Okay, the bear Star Jeremy Allen, White Smolders and shirtless
Speaker 3: Calvin Klein.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but this specific picture, I feel like this
Speaker 2: is my vibe where he's kind of like laying down.
Speaker 4: It was pulling. Oh I thought you were saying where
Speaker 4: he's where he's pulling the underwear down and you see
Speaker 4: like the top cock.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's no, not the top cock, dude?
Speaker 2: Is it the top cocker? His mom? I don't want
Speaker 2: to show either of those things.
Speaker 3: No, you're yeah, you're you're seeing You're not even you're
Speaker 3: not seeing any hair, cubic. You're seeing a pubic mound.
Speaker 3: He's really ketch it real tight. Speaking of spoil, which
Speaker 3: Blake as part of my spoils, I'm gonna need you
Speaker 3: to take take this photo home.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, uh yeah, Blake, you gotta take We gotta
Speaker 3: go and take a lot of photos of you like
Speaker 3: this for me und these campaign.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 1: Also, we're throwing it out there to whoever knows how
Speaker 1: to do photoshop. Make just ai this ship for us,
Speaker 1: Blake Anderson Calvin Cline, Pubic Mound, that'd.
Speaker 4: Be great, Yeah, Pubic Ted Cruz hair.
Speaker 2: See. And this is another with job with the hottail.
Speaker 3: This is another way that AI is taking people's jobs
Speaker 3: because because there's a photographer, there's a lighting person, there's
Speaker 3: a crafty, there's me.
Speaker 2: It's true, there's no oil involved. There's me rubbing oil.
Speaker 3: Like, there's a lot of people's jobs that you're kind
Speaker 3: of just cutting out here with the AI talk.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You're right, I gotta talk to If I talk to TALK,
Speaker 1: I gotta walk the walk.
Speaker 2: You gotta write the spoils into the contract man. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no spoils with AI. And that's one of
Speaker 3: the reasons that AI saw.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you typed in give me a visual
Speaker 1: representation of spoils to AI.
Speaker 2: It couldn't do it. It couldn't do it. It's like war games.
Speaker 2: It would fucking melt down.
Speaker 3: And what it would be it would be like food
Speaker 3: spoiling and it'd be like gross. When when I think spoils,
Speaker 3: I don't think gross.
Speaker 1: You think it would be grossn it'd be like old
Speaker 1: food on the back of a Lamborghini, like like providing
Speaker 1: downward force and also revealing the end of a movie.
Speaker 1: Oh okay in the license plate name.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 3: So like like the two links you said, one was
Speaker 3: a redirect and the other I clicked on it. It
Speaker 3: says potential security issue detected.
Speaker 4: Come on homeie, come on homeiees.
Speaker 2: Click this guy was ready to oil you down.
Speaker 4: You don't trust me, by the way.
Speaker 3: I found the photos that I want you to take,
Speaker 3: and it's a lot.
Speaker 2: Of you peeling your underwear off while we're on the
Speaker 2: roof of a building. Feel off. I like that. I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to be shooting an underwear ad, but off my
Speaker 2: body immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's dude, that's what because because you're you're looking
Speaker 3: at it as if you're a horny girl. And Blake
Speaker 3: Anderson is on a rooftop and you're seeing him just twain.
Speaker 3: He's tweying with his undies up there.
Speaker 1: And we know it's been established. We know chicks, We
Speaker 1: know chicks.
Speaker 3: You need another four inches And they're rubbing one out
Speaker 3: because they look down and they see Blake Anderson on
Speaker 3: this rooftop and his chubby little friend oiling and glistening
Speaker 3: his body up with oils.
Speaker 1: Is that what the guy's on a rooftop doing this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's on the rooftop.
Speaker 2: Is that okay? Is that allowed?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think he was harmless.
Speaker 4: It's allowed. It it's allowed. It's it's Calvin Klein.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Remember the joke I told in One City where
Speaker 1: I was like, there's three guys on the roof of
Speaker 1: the Sears Tower and they've all got their dicks over there.
Speaker 2: That's a really good one. That's a really good one.
Speaker 2: Do you think he told that joke? On said, I
Speaker 2: think that was the one? Ted Krustal, what was that joke?
Speaker 4: What was that joke? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It's a really good one.
Speaker 1: It was like, this is like the my like quintessential
Speaker 1: go to I'm a ten year old joke where it's
Speaker 1: like the three there's three guys with like the longest
Speaker 1: dicks in the world and they're standing on the roof
Speaker 1: of the Sears Tower. That's us, that's us. That's so sorry.
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase it. Me and you dudes are on
Speaker 1: top of the Sears Tower with our dicks hanging over
Speaker 1: the edge. Yes, now you're talking, Yeah, Blake, Yeah, whips
Speaker 1: is down. It goes down to the fiftieth floor.
Speaker 2: Home thirty stories long.
Speaker 4: That's a big old cock. That's a big old cock.
Speaker 2: That's really big.
Speaker 1: Adam steps up, unfurls his junk. It goes down to
Speaker 1: the eleventh floor.
Speaker 3: That's a bigger cock, forty nine floors bigger.
Speaker 1: You guys look back at me, and then I'm running
Speaker 1: around and you're like, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1: Drors because you guys say that, yep, and uh, I
Speaker 1: go me, I'm dodging traffic because my big is so long.
Speaker 1: It goes down to the street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's so so fucking.
Speaker 1: And when I was ten years old and I told
Speaker 1: this joke, I was grounded. That was the ted cruise
Speaker 1: of the play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, immediately you got cruised. Everybody loves were put
Speaker 4: on cruise control.
Speaker 3: Damn you said that at school? Hey, hey, you were
Speaker 3: put on cruise control.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got points coming, so I'm sorry. Sorry, Yes, dude,
Speaker 2: that's you said that at school. Did you get in trouble?
Speaker 4: Well, he's not saying in front of the teacher.
Speaker 1: I didn't stand in front of the class and go
Speaker 1: actually it's my time.
Speaker 2: Uh, because I remember being at school, and you remember
Speaker 2: that part in ace Venturo where he's where he's like
Speaker 2: pushes the eagle in egles, like, oh yeah, blow me.
Speaker 2: I said that to my teacher because I didn't know
Speaker 2: what blow me meant.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, so you and Adam both sexual advances
Speaker 1: towards your educators.
Speaker 2: I didn't know any better. Absolutely, it couldn't be in
Speaker 2: a classroom alone with me.
Speaker 1: And how about the first punch that Jim Carrey throws
Speaker 1: at the eagle to like start the combination off.
Speaker 2: It's like a long like comes out of nowhere, but
Speaker 2: it comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Then he leans in with the fucking follow up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always remember being like, when you do it, do
Speaker 1: it like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he punched the fuck out of that mascot and.
Speaker 1: End of a spencera pet detective when he's like sitting
Speaker 1: there in like a bird, like the guy the mascot
Speaker 1: for the other team, the Eagles. Maybe yeah, he like
Speaker 1: bumps into him and says like, fuck off.
Speaker 2: That's spoiler alert. He just saved them snowflakes. That's right,
Speaker 2: that is correct spoils. I gotta rewatch.
Speaker 3: I feel like that'd be a good I don't know,
Speaker 3: would it be a good rewatch or would you watch it?
Speaker 3: Now and be like this was comedy of a time,
Speaker 3: or would it be like this is a warm, cozy
Speaker 3: blanket and I love I love being.
Speaker 1: I think there's a couple of variables in it that
Speaker 1: it is probably a little dated. Also, you know Jim
Speaker 1: Carrey's tricks Now. I would even go so far as
Speaker 1: to say, you know every fucking.
Speaker 2: Moment of that movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if I bet if I played that for
Speaker 1: my ten year old, he might lose his mind. I
Speaker 1: just think the commitment level of that movie.
Speaker 2: Is like Oscar, Yeah, it's unbelievable. It snubbed again.
Speaker 3: I love this story of how he was telling people
Speaker 3: on in Living Color that he was writing a movie
Speaker 3: about a pet detective and everyone was like, is so dumb?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the bitch, you are so dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean because because he's so dumb, you don't know.
Speaker 1: But you also don't know that he's gonna go all
Speaker 1: the to the absolute brink of insanity, yeah, filming every scene, yeah,
Speaker 1: and leaving nothing on the table. I mean, the commitment
Speaker 1: level is is undeniable.
Speaker 2: And it starts off with a bang. The whole ups
Speaker 2: like sequences off the fucking.
Speaker 1: You're laughing so hard at a dude with a fucking
Speaker 1: box walking.
Speaker 2: I was just like kicking it down the street. So good,
Speaker 2: here's no flake.
Speaker 4: What did I see?
Speaker 3: I think my buddy Tony Cavallero, who plays Keith on
Speaker 3: The Righteous Gemstones, just posted today about like a guy walking.
Speaker 3: He was wearing a black trench coat and he was
Speaker 3: walking like like the Jim Carrey head on each side,
Speaker 3: and then he turns around and like does the eyebrow
Speaker 3: and like whips his head around and is walking.
Speaker 4: But then there's no mention of Jim Carrey.
Speaker 3: It's like this guy's just doing this walk, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's no he's not saying like Jim Carrey or like
Speaker 3: nothing else about this guy is. It was like when
Speaker 3: you're walking out of I forget exactly what it is,
Speaker 3: but you're walking out of a restaurant like this or something, and.
Speaker 2: I love that hashtag. I was.
Speaker 4: I was a little bit like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on that hashtagle a lot.
Speaker 1: Hashtag walking out when you're walking out of a restaurant
Speaker 1: having eaten dude.
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, I was just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: Carrie's like he got that red he got that red
Speaker 2: Robin walk changed everything.
Speaker 1: So basically a guy rips him off without any homage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no homage, no homage. And and the fact that,
Speaker 3: uh that he's just changed the way people walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I walked that way.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like people's whole personalities changed, right.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I just want to say, having
Speaker 1: watched the Emmys of the Day with the like to
Speaker 1: be remembered a section mister Shica Dance, we lost him
Speaker 1: this past year.
Speaker 2: I missed that part, mister Shia Dance finn Chair, Yes,
Speaker 2: such a legend, dude.
Speaker 3: My I realized that my wife, we like use her
Speaker 3: old Hulu account as like our Hulu account now, she
Speaker 3: doesn't pay for a premium Hulu, so we couldn't watch
Speaker 3: the Emmys.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: I was so disappointed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you.
Speaker 1: Guys don't watch you guys don't get like TV, Like
Speaker 1: you're not getting your cable through Hulu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have to buy the premium Hulu in
Speaker 3: order to watch the live shit. And she hadn't done that,
Speaker 3: and I was so salty. I'm like, we have to
Speaker 3: have TV used to be channels. Yeah, I mean totally,
Speaker 3: I feel like an old man. I'm like, so I can't.
Speaker 3: There's no way I can watch the Emmys right now.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you can watch it in stories tomorrow
Speaker 1: in entirety.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, totally.
Speaker 2: Just follow along on Twitter. Yeah, better that way. It's
Speaker 2: it's crazy way. It is hard to navigate these channels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, shout out to mister Chicken ants.
Speaker 4: Who's mister chicken? Answer?
Speaker 2: What else was he is?
Speaker 1: The guy comes up behind him as like venture and
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, Satan, oh yeah, mister Chickenhans, what else
Speaker 1: is he? I want to say he was in like
Speaker 1: The Godfather or something like that. I want to say
Speaker 1: he was like in mob movies from back in the day.
Speaker 3: Imagine you were cast in that movie and you do
Speaker 3: not know Jim Carrey. He's just a comic. You know
Speaker 3: he's on in living color, but you didn't catch it.
Speaker 4: There's no he.
Speaker 1: Did one spitting. It hasn't come out yet. I don't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one spitting was kind of a nothing.
Speaker 2: Moviels Earth Girls are Easy.
Speaker 1: He was in Clint Eastwood movie as the bad guy.
Speaker 3: You have no idea who this guy is, right right,
Speaker 3: and then he shows up and he's doing that. Are
Speaker 3: you a little bit like Okay, what what did I
Speaker 3: get myself into here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean you for sure are imagine you you're cast
Speaker 3: in a movie now and then somebody Jim Carrey doesn't exist,
Speaker 3: and then a young Jim Carrey is doing that. You
Speaker 3: would be like, you'd call your agent and be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's just a chance. It would be being
Speaker 2: cast in like the Fred Figglehorn movie or something like
Speaker 2: one of those YouTube guys, and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: yeah here, yeah, you don't know. You don't know who's
Speaker 2: Fred Figglehorn. You don't know.
Speaker 1: But and and Blake just sent a link to the
Speaker 1: to the guy that was. The guy's name is Mark
Speaker 1: Margot Margolis and he was also in Breaking Bad. He
Speaker 1: was like the dude who had like the oxygen tank,
Speaker 1: who like didn't who couldn't talk because he was like
Speaker 1: I don't know what, I can't remember what happened to him,
Speaker 1: but the acting through the like just can't talk with
Speaker 1: the eyes. I was like, Shika Dance is killing it
Speaker 1: right now. It could and we've we've covered how perfect
Speaker 1: the casting in as Fentur is.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, oh this guy, Yeah, that's Scarface.
Speaker 1: Scarface, that's what I That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. This guy.
Speaker 3: He was also in Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad
Speaker 3: and yeah, Scarface. W rec Room for a Dream, rec
Speaker 3: Room for abo.
Speaker 2: You have fun, have a Dream.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 2: It's all about a man cave. It's this man cave
Speaker 2: where all this dad's friends come over and all their
Speaker 2: dreams come true. They're like, dude, he got this new
Speaker 2: chair in his man cave.
Speaker 4: That's the show.
Speaker 1: The show I read record for Dream? Really that was
Speaker 1: a really dark, disturbing yeah, point highly claim movie, was it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's what you're telling me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I guess you took it that way.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. I just thought it was kind of
Speaker 2: a guys guys movie really really yeah, me and my
Speaker 2: buddies wrote it together Dream.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we just wrote it together one afternoon. Wow.
Speaker 1: This is what I love about being an actor or
Speaker 1: or actors careers. When you when you watch somebody I
Speaker 1: have high appreciation for somebody who's really good in some
Speaker 1: thing that might be bad or really good in something,
Speaker 1: and you've never seen them before, and you're like, where
Speaker 1: they find this guy? And then you just go back
Speaker 1: twenty thirty years and you go, oh, they were the
Speaker 1: star of this movie. They were like a regular actor.
Speaker 2: They've had a career for twenty years, huge.
Speaker 1: Career, and I'm an idiot. Yeah, like I it's always good.
Speaker 1: I love that shit.
Speaker 4: Well that's cool.
Speaker 3: It's because you like, just you know, you kind of
Speaker 3: everybody has their lanes that they watch, and it's like
Speaker 3: when you go out and you're at a restaurant or
Speaker 3: some people are there and then like maybe no one
Speaker 3: recognizes you except for one person is like freaking out
Speaker 3: because they watched Workaholics or whatever. Right, you know that's
Speaker 3: and I feel like a lot of actors have that
Speaker 3: same thing where they're like they were on a show
Speaker 3: that ran that a certain sect of people loved, and
Speaker 3: then you know, I always like that hello, but the
Speaker 3: gen pop is like ew.
Speaker 1: I like that until the person goes you don't know
Speaker 1: who this is, and then I'm like, yeah, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 2: Hello, And then like.
Speaker 4: What else have you been in? And you're like on
Speaker 4: the spot, so you're like recor.
Speaker 2: Record Really that's pretty dark, pretty heavy. Highly acclaimed. I
Speaker 2: was in I was in this aint Ghostbusters. H who
Speaker 2: what else.
Speaker 1: I was in Ghostbusters? Who are you in this Ghostbusters? No?
Speaker 1: In the Ghostbusters, I.
Speaker 3: Was Fusters, Slimmer, I was slimmer, I was her, I
Speaker 3: was I was slim hurt.
Speaker 2: God, my god, I was Peter yank Man. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 2: he gone.
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Speaker 3: any apologies, any epic slams or giveaways.
Speaker 4: Big slam Kyle for having no respect for the podcast.
Speaker 3: It doesn't doesn't care about the fans and see you
Speaker 3: and I think he despises the fans in fact, so.
Speaker 4: And he's not here to say that he doesn't.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you epically slammed him. I would like to
Speaker 2: apologize to our fans for Kyle's behavior. As far as
Speaker 2: we know, he's in Canada eating babies, eat.
Speaker 4: Babies, We're not sure exactly. We can't say he isn't
Speaker 4: because he is not here on the pod.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna apologize once again for thinking Sindbad was dead.
Speaker 1: That's gonna halt me for the rest of his life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no hours to him.
Speaker 2: No, no, never would.
Speaker 4: And even though pretty mad at Kyle, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to givehim flowers. That's big having flowers about it, and
Speaker 4: flowers about it because I do love the guy.
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Speaker 2: See you Aladyn.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the bitch