WEBVTT - Ep 185: Rec Room For A Dream 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:05.160 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.840 show where we only talk about what's the most important, 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:15.520 bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:16.720 This is important. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:21.599 Blake Anderson on this rooftop and his chubby little friend 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.560 Oily listening in his body of the oils. 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:28.320 I used to be notorious for IQ of Bonners. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.200 Star Wars Jaba, the hut porn video. It comes up 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:45.080 very easily. Do not look at this buckle up? No no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:52.560 no no. Who's that? She still is the best. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.800 We're not going to give you flowers, but she's still 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:55.520 the best ever. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:58.360 Oh God, I love it is that Eve is that 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.320 she's the one with the little well little h tiger 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:07.600 print titties, right, yeah, tiger claws or paws, white claws. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.600 No, a tiger print is the print of a tiger, 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:11.399 like the stripes. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:16.199 Right. Oh, okay, I can see where that is confusing. Yeah, 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:16.840 I think a. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.880 Print is a like a footprint, like a. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:24.399 That's interesting, Okay, Like a paw print, Yes, it is 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.080 a paw print. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.080 Yes, Well, would you call a tiger's print or tiger 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.360 stripes and a leopard's print? 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.399 Well, I thought we were talking Eve, Dude, suddenly we 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:37.319 get we dive deep into like tittyriacies. I was talking 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.680 titty tats, but this is interesting and I think, uh, 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.000 I mean, maybe the best titty tests in the game. 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.160 I can't think of a lot of other titty tests 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.240 just off the top of my head. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:52.559 Oh, what about Birdman? Who's the white basketball player? 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.160 The birdman was was Chris Anderson. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:56.720 Chris Anderson, my uncle. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.080 Yeah, Chris Anderson. He's got some pretty good titties. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.480 There's a lot of white basketball well, there's a handful 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:02.760 of white basketball players. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.600 But I'm saying specifically his titty tattoos. I'm sure what 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.280 were his. Well, he had the whole throat that said freebird, 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:13.000 that just went down below and you got a wonder Yeah. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.639 I'm sure there was just like an eagle's wings wrapped 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:17.080 around his nipples or something. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.600 Well, Rihanna, Rihanna's got the whole Egyptian under boob thing. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:22.560 Oh yeah, right. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.240 I feel like Eve started the titty tat movement and 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.320 then Rihanna finished it. She was like, and I see 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.440 your titty tats, and I won up you with an 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.799 under boob tata because that's the best. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.639 She's like, I've been everywhere, man, this is the best tattoo. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:38.720 Yeah. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.160 The under boob is such a that's what a prime 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.400 prime real estate, because when you see it, you're like, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.520 I'm not supposed to see. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.400 This, Oh for sure, the under boob tat, I'm not 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.760 supposed to see that. Is there any dudes with under 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.200 boob tats? I feel like that's a pretty strong move. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.519 Let's bring dude under boob tat. Yeah. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.160 I think you have to have an under boob. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.600 Yeah, and the most dudes don't. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:02.680 I feel the under tattoo. It's usually like it's like 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.600 it's you can see it in a bikini, right, It's 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.880 not like literally under like a large breast. If you 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.440 lift it up, it's like it's like a person holding 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:11.760 their fingers with their lips. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:16.080 Like you're not supposed to see. Oh that's tight. I 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.680 love tattoos that play off the parts of your body, 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.239 like when people make their belly button like a dude 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.799 like showing his butthole and stuff that ship. I know 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.959 that's what you love. Yes, that is what I could 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:28.680 see that for you. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.360 I do think if there's like someone has like an 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:34.120 under boot tattoo, that says like, lucky you. You know, 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:39.680 like if they're rocking back, like you know, lucky you. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.760 If you've if you've tied my titties behind my neck, 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:43.960 you're in the rock. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.320 But by the way, if you're a woman in doing that, 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.480 that is perfectly fine. But also, like your priorities are 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.600 fucking You're you're a fun person. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.240 You're like, you're doing cool, You're cool. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.360 Yeah, when I transition, first thing I'm doing getting under 0:03:59.360 --> 0:03:59.960 boob tats. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.520 You you are you're thinking about it? 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.640 No, No, when I do? Yeah, when you do, Yeah, 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.240 I'm not thinking about it right now. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.040 I've all you've always thought about it. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.920 I have a full slate of things to do today. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:17.760 But like when I transition, Yeah, the second is, first 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.159 thing is to pull a second thing is under boom tats, 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:21.920 then breast implants. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:26.440 Absolutely, dude, I could see you transitioning and then finally 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.520 being like a nationally ranked swimmer. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:32.039 Oh, I mean I could definitely. I could definitely get 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:32.760 back in the game. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.839 If you today became a woman suddenly you could do 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:42.559 it overnight, right, would tomorrow you be an elite? Because 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.800 I know, like you run and stuff and you like, 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.920 could you be an lead athlete or no. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:51.120 Let's set the table here. Let's say this. Okay, if 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.200 I trained for let's say six months. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.680 Okay, so you need six months of training? 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.320 Yeah, six months of training just because I'm forty two 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.320 now it's been a while. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:02.479 But if I get back in, is. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.039 It your age group because I'm maybe it's your. 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.640 Age Oh no, I'm saying like elite, like. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.919 Like just period Olympics. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.440 Yeah, oh shit, Okay, okay. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.039 Yeah, if I could, if I could get down to 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:16.240 like a twenty one twenty two, like I'm valuable on 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:16.600 a team. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.720 I'm not winning an NC DOUBLEA And what is that 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.600 like wait, size or what what's the twenty one twenty No? 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.040 No, sorry, that's like in the fifty three twenty one seconds? 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.680 Like I think Jesus, I don't think anyone's broken twenty one. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:30.000 On the on the female side, for yards, who are 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.719 I definitely could not hang with any of these women 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.839 now in the two hundred they're fucking throwing down the katie. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.040 The duckies are the worlds? Is that an American? 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.920 The Sandpiper Aquatic Team has five youngsters that are just kicking. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.440 Ass right now. After shout out to Nevada, and you 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.040 can name all the children's names, do you have them off? 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:47.839 You can't. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.119 But these children, they're swimming like damn women. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:51.800 Now they do have like. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.560 Four teenagers that are like the best swimmers in the 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.480 country now are close to science the talkies man. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.640 And I know these are children. So these are grown children. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.080 So these aren't the babies that Kyle may or may 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.599 not be eating, since he's not, since he isn't on 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:05.960 the pod. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.920 No, he would chew them up and spit them out. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.839 They're not good for him. They're not. They're too old. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.480 They're too old for Kyle to be eating. These are developed. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.720 But yeah, I think I think I could. But then 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.000 you you get on the what is it, the estrogen 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.600 or whatever, and then you do lose muscle mass. So 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.760 at one point I would just become you do, a 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:27.799 flabby old woman, you know, But i'd beat myself at least, 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:28.520 you know, I don't know. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.359 I feel like I would. I wouldn't. 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:31.840 I just think it's so easy to do it. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:32.560 I wouldn't cool. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.120 Yeah, you can really just up and decide and then 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.000 you know, flip a switch. Baby. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:40.760 I feel like I couldn't. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.640 I wouldn't be any better they'd be like, yeah, you're 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.320 also not very athletic as a woman, but what would. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.320 You what would your sport be? Yeah, cross country scheme. 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.040 Well, no, since since I've had two hip surgeries this year, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.440 I would have said like Hacky Sack. Like I feel 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.440 like I could be pretty elite in a Hacky Sack setting. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:03.840 But uh, now, these hips, these hips, they don't lie, 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:04.840 they do not lie. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.120 I think Hagi sack might be one of the sports 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.920 where men don't have an outstanding advantage. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.800 Yeah, dude, Adam, I know what you could be really 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:19.280 good at. What's that the Ultimate slap the slap competition? 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.400 Oh yeah, dude, that's all cool. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:27.040 Oh sure, and if I go the female female But dude, 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:27.560 I don't know. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.840 Dude, you've seen some of these chicks mac. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.600 Like, my dream, I've said a million times my dream 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.360 body is a male. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:42.120 My dream is to slap women without repercussion. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.320 To slap women legally. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:48.760 No, my body is uh, that's the perfect and that's 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.520 what they're going to use to cancel me with. My 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:57.800 dream is to slap women legally. No, my dream is 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:01.400 to have a female crossfitters body. Sure, yes, I mean 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.160 the ultimate pot. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:07.400 Underneath you Yeah, what about the Uh. I feel like 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.000 you'd be really good at the the new fighting thing 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.680 you see on the internet where like two people are 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.920 just chained to a table, like one hand is on 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:15.680 the table, yeah, and then you just have to like 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.200 fight the other person with the other hand. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:17.600 Yeah. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.000 I feel like I could be okay, I could take hits. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.360 I know, I could just get beaten to dead and 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:23.200 still keep coming. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.560 I learned that at a young age that I could 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.480 tell yeah, I could take some smacks. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.400 Yeah, it's gonna be an episode of mostly about your 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.160 childhood at them. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.079 Yeah, I know I could just continuously get hit in 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.120 the head and be a okay. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:37.680 What is up with those like new fighting competitions? Like 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.400 I saw one where you're both in like a phone booth. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.679 Then they have one where you fight in a car. 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.160 Dude, you know what it is. Do you remember the 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.959 movie Idiocracy and how at the end of the world 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:52.280 and we're all just fucking total morons. Yeah, so dumb, 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.680 that's where we're at. Yeah, we are fifteen years away 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:59.959 from literally not watering the plants and just putting gay 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.360 right on everything, much like the movie. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.880 Like I don't want to sound old, but like these 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.760 the smartphones have killed They've killed them. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.520 You're a stupid dumb ass. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.200 They've just killed us. Like, the reason we watch that 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.960 is because if you see like a boxing highlight, you 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.840 might click on it. If you see two people fighting 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.800 in a phone booth, you're watching it. Yeah, so they're 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.240 just looking for the most ridiculous shit that you're gonna 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:24.720 click on and keep clicking. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.840 Oh yeah, well, by the way, I'm watching, I'm watching it. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.360 I know you can't look away. Well, you gotta, you 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.760 gotta at least watch a clip. It's hard not to watch. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.400 Like remember when we would watch though, I think it 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.720 was in the Workhols writing writer's room where they would 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.720 have like the group fights, like where the USC teams 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.600 would fight each other. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.440 Yes, it'd be like the Firemen of New York versus 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.600 like Polish bear wrestlers. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.800 And then as soon as one guy on the other 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.880 team gets knocked out, that means the other team has 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.000 an advantage. Yes, so by the end of the fight, 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.880 it's four dudes just beating the fucking shit out of 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:00.360 a fireman. Yeah, it was awesome, It was great. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:01.079 It was great. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.800 Yeah, I mean because there's strategy to it. You're like 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.640 do we just go two on one right off the 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:06.880 bat after this guy. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.160 I stand by that we are at the end of 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.880 the world. But like, okay, it's very entertaining. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.319 But that's the whole point, is that we're we're entertained 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.600 while everything else atrophies. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.840 Yeah, we've distilled everything down to just like what do 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.120 people actually want to see? Like the algorithm has figured 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.240 out what people actually want to see. 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:29.680 They don't want to grandma's and bikinis, yes, and people. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.760 Oh dude, do grandma's and bikinis? Who sent that? Was that? 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.480 You? Yeah? 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:37.320 Sent that? 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:38.360 You know? Sends it to me? 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:46.960 Al l go rhythm. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:47.520 See. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.960 I thought this is why durs wins all the points, 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.520 because it's just silly word play. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.360 Well that's kind of what as the point it was. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:59.280 It was like, it's not it's jokes, it's it's saying 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:00.520 a funny thing. Is it puns? 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:00.840 Was it? 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.839 I think points usually goes towards cleverness because when we 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.360 say funny things, we just laugh. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:05.960 Yeah. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.280 Points is like a sadder like and even in the 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.319 writer's room when you would say something bad that was 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:16.680 kind of clever, you're like points laughing, I'm not funny. Yeah, 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.439 what I do is I say things that kind of rhyme, 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:21.600 have a double entres. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.559 And your brain works faster than Adam and I could 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:30.160 are dumb braids. We're just waiting for the phone booth 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.199 fighting to start. That's all we're waiting for. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.280 We're like, it's the phone booth Adam. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.280 Adam's big smart plan for his future is to become 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:47.400 a woman and enter slap competitions. God wait, okay, Jesus, 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.280 A Grandma's a grandma. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.760 Wasn't saying to me? It just makes me want to 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.560 reach for a Zolla energy drink. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.000 Crack open a zoa. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.160 If I'm going to make it through the entire what 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.559 do you call it? Scroll like someone's feed ione and 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.840 take it, make it through the entire Ai, Grandma and 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.560 bikini feed. He need a zoa energy drink. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:12.280 Caffeine from green coffee and green tea. I did not 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:16.000 know that green coffee was a thing. You know what 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.000 is that? Does that mean the beans are just a 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.360 little raw, little not diarrhea. I don't know. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.640 I had some green coffee the other day after some 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.880 taco bell but no point. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:33.880 Yeah, but these are good, so so thank you. Adding 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.400 to the end of the world is two things that 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:36.920 have come to. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:40.160 My attention when I'm watching fucking football on the weekends 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.920 and they play these commercials where they're like, hey, did 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.480 you uh want to take a picture of your daughter? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.680 And she's just in front of like your living room. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.280 Guess what you can put her out on like a 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:53.440 farm with a unicorn, and like all this shit, and 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:58.480 I'm like, we're actively just deleting our true existence and 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.920 adding what we think is bad to our surroundings and 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.280 then sending that out there. And then also the one 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.840 where it's like, was no one looking at the photo 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.360 the right way? Well, you can swipe through and like 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.320 pick how you want people to look in the picture, 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:16.880 even though that moment never happened. You can create new moments. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.800 And I'm like they think this is like convenience for 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.720 us to be like, great, now we have a better photo, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.319 but it's the beginning of the end of reality. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.920 Well, but it's also just about fooling people on dating apps, 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.720 so they actually have to meet you in person, and 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.800 then once you're actually there in front of the person 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:34.240 in they're. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.240 Like and then and then they're like, well, you don't 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.160 have like two cute dimples and your teeth are not 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:40.720 like perfect and nice. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.520 You like you need another four inches. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.760 You're you are very s's that's the only thing that 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:47.200 you add. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:48.560 I knew it. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.280 That's the only thing that you add is four inches. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.440 Dude. I don't like you guys telling me to show 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:54.720 my tests. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.920 Yeah, everyone's like you have one dimple and and you 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.160 have a slight gap. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.480 The fuck out of here? What the fuck get out 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:02.920 of here? 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.559 No, but I think that like they're introducing this stuff 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.120 in like fun, convenient ways that make us go, hey, honey, 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:11.120 look I put you on a farm with the unicorn, 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.120 and your kids love it. But then they grew up 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.160 in the world going yeah, I guess I'm not good enough, 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.520 and neither is our home or our surroundings and our reality. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:23.440 So let's let's just create everything to be what we 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.640 wanted to be. And nothing's real and reality is not 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.320 good enough. And I know I'm like blowing this out, 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:29.720 but it's real. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.600 It's real at the end of the world, as we know, 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:34.280 it's you. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:39.680 Know, maybe I don't need another four inches. Maybe maybe 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:40.560 four inches. 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.160 Is fine, it's important. Yeah, I don't know. I was 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.640 like I was walking through Ikea the other day because 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:50.080 I just kind of love it there, and they were 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.480 like set you know how like every section is just 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.000 kind of you're looking in another room that could be 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.200 your house. This could be the room of your home. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:14:58.640 Yeah. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:01.160 Do you ever be like and I wish like I 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.120 could like totally jerk off in here. Yeah, dude, I 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.680 get boners or like, are you're with your girl and 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.840 You're like, we could fuck right now. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.840 I bet I used to be notorious for Ikea boners 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:13.240 when I would walk in. I don't know if it 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.040 was like the nesting pheromones or whatever, but I would 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:16.400 walk in. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.840 Maybe it was the college like you're reminded of your 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.440 college years because that's where all your furniture came from. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:25.160 And you're like, yeah, could be, Hey, good theory, could be. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.080 I'm gonna stick with the nesting pheromones. 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:27.720 I'm trying to. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.560 Figure out why my boy is getting boners in ike Yeah. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.120 But no, that's that's correct. It's like we've talked about this, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.920 Like how like when I'm on a plane and it's 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.640 a little bumpy and we've talked about this before I 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.880 got my my dick gets rock hard, or if like 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:41.440 I'm in a. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.800 Car and it's a little jiggly look over at me. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.640 My neck's going, Hey, what's good? You good? 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.560 I used to get boners getting off of airplanes, Like 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.680 as soon as it was like time to get up 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.800 and off an airplane, I had to be like quick 0:15:54.880 --> 0:16:00.120 talk or like you know, just hips back, well cock b. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.760 Yeah, little cock back, little quick adjust. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.760 Yeah sure, And that doesn't really happen anymore. I can't 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:07.960 when was the last boner I. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.680 Had, honestly pull it out right, not pull it out, 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.560 but pull pull the memory from your your bank right now. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:15.920 Is that what you meant? 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.760 There's no there's no mourning boners for you guys. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:23.760 Of course, of course, yeah, okay, of course of course. Yeah. Yeah. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:24.760 Every morning is like. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.320 If there's not, I go on a I grandma Bikinis 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:43.760 dot com and waking Grandma's Macini is also another thing 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.080 where I was like, fucking this, it's over. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:47.280 Uh. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.320 I bought a pair of shoes the other day, found 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.760 them on my deep discount. Was never going to get 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.880 these and was like, okay, fifty percent off, finally gonna 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:58.320 pull the trigger. Pulled the trigger, God even, thank you 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:02.080 so much today. I waited for like a year, Okay, 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.160 so I was a good boy. I deserved them. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:04.920 Yeah, he did. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.760 Got an email today that was like, we actually don't 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.280 have those in stock, so you're getting a refund and 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.920 ten percent off because it's I was like, this is too. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.760 Good to be true, and it was uh. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:16.800 And then at the bottom of a thing it was 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:18.960 like this email was assisted by AI, and I'm like, 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.879 this isn't even from like a person. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:27.159 Now, I feel like those like it's not in stock. 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.359 I never expected them to be like a guy, like 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.919 maybe in like nineteen ninety six it's a guy, but 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:35.760 like nowadays. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:36.680 No, but it was written like as a person. 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.560 I figured it was just automated, like it's done in stock. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.400 We send this thing that says, hey, Ander's so sorry 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.040 for the inconvenience black. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.800 And that's fine, but it says it's like, best regards JJ, 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.119 and I'm like, first of all, great name for a 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.879 Muppet show. But like then right below that, it's just 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:57.280 like this fulfillment support ticket assisted by AI, And I'm like, 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:02.320 don't even say why do they sincerely best regards JJ. 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:06.320 I just go, you've been robo refunded. Then my dick 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:06.840 gets hard. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:08.960 Why do they have to say that? Why do they 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.520 even have to let you know that it was assistant because. 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.399 It's because it's AI going Nana Nana boo boo. Bitch, 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:15.440 we're taking over. 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:16.960 Gotcha, bitch. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.800 No, I think it's I think it is like a law. 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.280