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Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Who's that knocking at the door. It's

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Speaker 1: all your friends, you filthy horse. Your husband's gone and

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Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs. Morteen. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club can read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club,

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Speaker 1: tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: are allowed. Celebrity Book Club. Say it loud and poud.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Buzz men. I brought the queer vow

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Speaker 1: her best mate. We're back talking about Harry's spa spa.

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Speaker 1: I just want to read a quote that made me

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Speaker 1: so inspired. Oh please Nat yeah, um so let me

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Speaker 1: set the scene for you. Has is in Vegas with

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Speaker 1: his mates. As a send off. He has to go

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Speaker 1: back to Afghanistan to become a pie it because he's

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Speaker 1: brave and he's pottying it up. I need something to

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Speaker 1: commemorate this trip. I decided something to symbolize my sense

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Speaker 1: of freedom, my sense of cop I DM for instance, tattoo, yes,

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Speaker 1: just the thing. Maybe on my shoulder no too visible,

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Speaker 1: lower back no too racy? Maybe my foot, yes, the

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Speaker 1: sole of my foot with the skin had once peeled away,

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Speaker 1: layers upon layers of symbolism. Now what would the tattoo be?

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Speaker 1: I thought, and thought, what's most important to me? What's sacred?

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Speaker 1: Of course Botswana. Just please imagine Harry getting a tattoo

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Speaker 1: of the shape of the country of Botswana on his

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Speaker 1: and picture that's also he's at the pool at the

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Speaker 1: hard Rock Hotel in Vegas and um he after that,

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Speaker 1: um like satellite imagery of the border of Botswana, just

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Speaker 1: thank god. He doesn't get the Botswana mate, like slam

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Speaker 1: him down. But he absolutely loves Botswana. He does take

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Speaker 1: Meg there on their second date. So they they're like

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Speaker 1: they after they're two sohaha states they're already like so

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Speaker 1: well they and they fuck and the second one and

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Speaker 1: they want and they want to give it a go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And she's like, my summer is so busy. I liken,

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Speaker 1: My summer is crazy. My summers are really crazy bad,

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Speaker 1: and that he's like, she's going on and Eat Pray

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Speaker 1: so cultured. She had read this book Eat and he's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't read books. I'm not culture like her. And

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Speaker 1: And someone's like, what are you doing this summer? And

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Speaker 1: So she's like doing this girlfriend's trip and with Silver Tree,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, it's so amazing that that this woman

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, love Elizabeth Gilbert to death on this

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Speaker 1: It's in history. Really so insane that that part I

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Speaker 1: But I also took that as so like dogo beard guys,

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Speaker 1: much like Megan, I'm a daddy's girl. You're daddy. I love.

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Speaker 1: He's like she still calls her dad daddy Daddy about

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Speaker 1: He moves to like warez. Yeah, a little warez he's

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Speaker 1: and he starts to really like go go. And this

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Speaker 1: sure she's getting a lot of like hate comments, but

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Speaker 1: it's just like it's not giving the dad any leeway

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Speaker 1: then and then and then Mexicane like I could never

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Speaker 1: Like what do we do. And then Queen's like, all right, bitch,

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Speaker 1: how would I ever get through? It's also like Rihanna travels, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: more because because it's like there's I think what is

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Speaker 1: missing from this book is that, like he references all

425
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Speaker 1: the role stuff kind of on the edges, just like

426
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: the constant like charities and events. It's been funny about

427
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: hashtag roll life. If you're like, oh, I'm holding two

428
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: gooses that are dead by the neck. That's so much

429
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: more royal life to me than like, yeah, I met

430
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Speaker 1: Rihanna and we got because so much of this book

431
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: just takes place like in his own like cramped basement garden,

432
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: just being like crying and like being sad and just

433
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: being like I was playing Xbox and watching Friends, and

434
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, can you be just a little

435
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: bit more honest about actually what's going on? Okay, So

436
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: the Kate will he does. That's saying that it's also

437
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: like classic like when anyone gets married, and I feel

438
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: like we see this in like a lot of any

439
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: like true any vow. He's like, I lost my brother

440
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: when he got married. Yeah, but did you really have him? Yeah?

441
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: It's like my first place. I think that what they

442
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: had was some of these classic like male archetypal British

443
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: rich person like hunting. I mean the very end of

444
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Speaker 1: the book when he has this, he's talking about a

445
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Speaker 1: time when he remembers joy with his brother. They're hunting

446
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Speaker 1: and they've just he's we killed enough goose to feed

447
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: the town. They're like in Spain, and they put their

448
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: arms around each other, which is like a rare physical

449
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: affectionate and b it doesn't like William say like, oh,

450
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: like I still love you or something like that. I

451
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: don't know if they say I love you, but they're

452
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: they're they're like this was amazing, and they have this

453
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: sense of filial pride and and and He's like, but

454
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Speaker 1: then I realized it was all about death. My life

455
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: is about death. Um. And that's like Jared Moringer just

456
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: like being like, you know, putting it really putting in

457
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: the literary narrative there. But like I think like those

458
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: moments were actually not necessarily that close. They were just

459
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: kind of them being like rich lads together, tense and British. Yeah,

460
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Speaker 1: the way he describes earlier stuff and their tension seemed

461
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: to me pretty classic sibling stuff. I was like, this

462
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: is not crazy, like the like the early childhood stuff.

463
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was pretty kind of like fighting, and

464
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: like Will was just like you're a little younger brother,

465
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Speaker 1: like scram scram, and he was like, fine, I'm gonna

466
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Speaker 1: watch family guy, like in a different room. So then

467
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Speaker 1: it starts to get more tense. First, there's the lip

468
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Speaker 1: class incident, when Megan asked to borrow Kate's lip glass.

469
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Speaker 1: Because Megan is such a boisterous American um, Meg asked

470
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Speaker 1: to borrow Kate's lip glass, an American thing. Meg forgot hers,

471
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: worried she needed some and turned to Kate for help.

472
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: Kate taken aback, went into her handbag and reluctantly pulled

473
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Speaker 1: out a small tube. Meg squeezed some onto her finger

474
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Speaker 1: and applied it to her lips. Kate grimaced, wouldn't it

475
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: be worse if she applied it directly to live? Right?

476
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: The finger? To me is the like, oh, like the

477
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: same weirdly polite. Well, it's like, what did Kate think

478
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Speaker 1: she was going to do when she asked to borrow

479
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Speaker 1: lip class, Like put it on a cute tip. She's

480
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Speaker 1: just like, you would never borrow my Lilas's also just

481
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: like the constant need to reapply liplass. I mean then

482
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: they're both basical girls. Yeah, then there's the Kate Megan,

483
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Speaker 1: the hormones. I want to I want to act this,

484
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Speaker 1: you know. So they're like they go to their renovated

485
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Speaker 1: house and they're trying to like get past all of

486
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Speaker 1: this tension between the two couples. Kate looked out into

487
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Speaker 1: the garden, gripping the edges of the leather so tightly

488
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: that her fingers were white, and said she was owed

489
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Speaker 1: an apology. Meg asked for what you've hurt my feelings? Megan,

490
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: when please tell me I told you I couldn't remember

491
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: something and you said it was my hormones. What are

492
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: you talking about? Kate mentioned a phone call in which

493
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: they discussed the timing of wedding rehearsals. Meg said, oh, yeah,

494
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: I remember you can remember something. And I said it's

495
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: not a big deals baby brand because you'd had just baby.

496
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: It's hormones. Kate's eyes widened. Yes, you talked about my hormones.

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Speaker 1: We're not close enough for you to talk about my hormones.

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Speaker 1: Meg's eyes got wide too. She looked genuinely confused. I'm

499
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Speaker 1: really sorry I talked about your hormones. That's just how

500
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Speaker 1: I talked my girlfriends. Willie pointed at Meg. It's rude, Megan.

501
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: It's not what's done here in Britain. Kindly take your

502
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Speaker 1: finger out of my face. Tell me, oh, the actual

503
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Speaker 1: Real Housewives. It's that scene. It's basically I could you.

504
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 1: I can't pay anything. Kathy Hilton Orna. Yeah, because like you,

505
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: we are not close enough to talk about my hormone.

506
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Speaker 1: It's so a little Luanna and Bethany. When Bethany like

507
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: doesn't know like driver politics, courtesy, and Louanna's like, this

508
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: is my driver. We don't talk about like my husband

509
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Speaker 1: the count in front of my driver. That's not how

510
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: it's done. It's just like, I'm sorry, I thought we

511
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: were New Yorkers. Yeah, sorry, I say what's on my mind.

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Speaker 1: So literally a third of this book is Harry going

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Speaker 1: to Afghanistan and killing members of the Taliban and becoming

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Speaker 1: a pilot and him just being so bloodthirsty for the

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Speaker 1: Taliban and just being like I would do anything to

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Speaker 1: shoot him and more and more, and he's like always

549
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: like doing so many trainings that made me already so

550
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: nauseous where they're like hearing about the Apache just like

551
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: dropping and then him like lifting it up, and like

552
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: he just joins in this story because of course he

553
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: talks about September eleventh, and it's just obviously like so

554
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: boy British syndrome of just like I need to go

555
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: to war because I need something to do and I

556
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: need to be a hero. And he keeps some time

557
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: about like whenever he is to go home. He's always like,

558
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: oh my cavalry heroes. Yeah, I miss what you're doing

559
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: now there you know. It's also like this comes back.

560
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: This whole part of the book felt very Boutigiane to me,

561
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: especially in the justification for war simply being that you

562
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: need to protect your country. Well, but you follow soldiers.

563
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: It's like, well, if they weren't at war, you wouldn't

564
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: need to protect them. And it's like, I think this

565
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: is what's so insane about him because it's like this

566
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: is not Also, this is America's war, Like this is

567
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: not Britain's war. Britain is like basically a clients kind

568
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: of recognized that. At the end, he's like and a

569
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: lot of Brits were mad, right, America brought us into

570
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: this war. But he never questions why we're in Afghanistan

571
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: and he's just being like, well, we're there in the

572
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: talibanner band. So I found this part where he's talking

573
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: about um the killing to be really really chilling. So

574
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: he's just talked about how they were like they're waiting

575
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: around for their call. Then they like get in the

576
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: apache and they go after these like Taliban guys who

577
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: were like doing some sort of like shooting drill, and

578
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: then they were like, Oh, we're going to find the Taliban.

579
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Speaker 1: They they've been like sitting Jelum the instructor, the high

580
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: value target was on a motorbike, one of his students

581
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Speaker 1: on the back. We screamed towards them, clocked them moving

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Speaker 1: along at forty kilomus pro, one of them carrying a

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Speaker 1: hot barreled peak gun. I held my thumb over the cursor,

584
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Speaker 1: watched the screen, waited there. I pulled one trigger to

585
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Speaker 1: fire the pointing laser and another to fire the missile.

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00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: The thumbstick I fired was remarkably similar to the thumbstick

587
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: for the PlayStation game I'd just been playing. The missile

588
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: hit just short of the motorbike spokes textbook, exactly where

589
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Speaker 1: I'd been taught to aim too high, you might send

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Speaker 1: it over the top of his head. Too load, you'd

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Speaker 1: take nothing but dirt and sand. Delta hotel, don't get

592
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Speaker 1: that reference direct hit. I followed up with a thirty

593
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Speaker 1: millimeter where the motorbike could bend. Was now a cloud

594
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Speaker 1: of smoke and flames. Well done, Dave said. We spooped

595
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Speaker 1: back to camp critique the video Perfect Kill. We've played

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Speaker 1: some more PlayStation turned in early Chilli's Chilly don't actually

597
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Speaker 1: know the difference between PlayStation more perfect kill more play

598
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Speaker 1: It was like, oh, that's okay, you're literally proving like

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Speaker 1: every anti PlayStation mom right um readers. Yeah. In the

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Speaker 1: Taliban the War part, I literally she a someone of

601
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Speaker 1: just watching zero, a dark thirty experience. I was a

602
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: little like sis move it along with It's also jarremore

603
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: and jerbying, like no, we're also going to write this

604
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: like war epic. Jarrymore just writing as good as it is,

605
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: I think revealed all the like inconsistencies and hypocrisies in

606
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Speaker 1: Harry's worldview, because he is like this immature young boy

607
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Speaker 1: who wants station playing, paying girlfriend not having, and so

608
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Speaker 1: much of the book is all of these, Like I

609
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Speaker 1: think Tina Brown, who wrote a really good review of

610
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Speaker 1: the book Demand, She says that like he was, basically

611
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: Harry was born in the wrong century. Like Harry has

612
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: this very archaic view of It's very British. It's very

613
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Speaker 1: like revolutionary war, like time is now to go to war,

614
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Speaker 1: you know, the expeditions to the North Pole like him,

615
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Speaker 1: like you know eighteen so five, the big like march

616
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Speaker 1: that he does when he gets trench foot and he

617
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: can't go any further with his mates. When he's in

618
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: army training, he's like, no, I have to the whole

619
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Speaker 1: pole thing, the most like seventeen hundred thing to me

620
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: where it's like they went to the North Pole for

621
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: charity and it's a little bit just like you don't

622
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: need to do that. Yeah, it's just so like men

623
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: can explore. Yeah, and you're like, we've explored, we've been there,

624
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: we know what the North Pole is, and well and

625
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: you know, to some extent, this is the problem, you know,

626
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Speaker 1: the crisis of masculinity now is that men don't go

627
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,959
Speaker 1: to war anymore. Ryan, they don't go to the North Pole,

628
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Speaker 1: and we've we've discovered everything, and so there's this longing there.

629
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Speaker 1: But he can't really like articulate what that desire is.

630
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: He's just being like, does say, I will give it

631
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Speaker 1: to him? He does say at one point like he

632
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: I feel like he kind of realizes a little bit

633
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Speaker 1: the war is like me, listen, He's like, oh, the

634
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 1: more we kill, like, the more the more talent will create,

635
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: which is one hundred percent true, and it's like and

636
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: so babe, connect the dots connect the dots and then

637
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: he's kind of just like and then Will's wedding. Okay,

638
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: wait the scene where like Charles and Harry are always

639
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: getting like so hot in the Sandry and him castle

640
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: and they try to crack a window and then like

641
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, I'm like we cherished a few minutes

642
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: like before the before Elizabeth would notice and then the

643
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Queen would be like is there a drafting here? And

644
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: then like a footman would race to close it, and

645
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: him and Paul would just be like, God, damn it.

646
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: This She's just like cold police because old ass bitch

647
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: like needs to have eighteen fires going being stoked by

648
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: an army of Footmanton bagpipes are playing. She's whisking her

649
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: famous salad dressing. But then they made her husband like

650
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: actually sound like so American, and like they were like, yeah,

651
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: he loved like sports, hunting beer. Oh yeah he did

652
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: like beer. I mean the hunting, but the hunting, the

653
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: hunting because because and foul they're not hunting like deer.

654
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: Also in the Um, the Harry and Will fight when

655
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: they're taught, when they're having that like tense summit about

656
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: like Easter about how like she didn't get an Easter present,

657
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: when like Kate is accusing like Megan of not having

658
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: given her an Easter present, which is this is like

659
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: this straight culture thing where I think, like Britain is

660
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: like the straatest country in the world where because then

661
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: they're also fighting about um wedding seating and Harry's like,

662
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: we didn't get to sit together at PIPA's wedding and

663
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: we desperately wanted to. Like Megan and Harry are so codependent,

664
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: they like had to sit together, and it's very like weddings, Yes,

665
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: you go with your lover, but it's also like you're

666
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: with your lover all the time. I'm down, like take

667
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: the opportunity to sit somewhere else. And Harry was being

668
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: so like people this is and I guess at their wedding,

669
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: Harry had had Will and Kate sit together, but then

670
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: they like got up and switched places, and he was

671
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: really offended because they had wanted the wedding to be

672
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: the celebration of American values where you do sit with

673
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: your partner because to celebrate Mega and it's just like

674
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: shut up. I was just like the whole third of

675
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: the book, I was just being like shut up, Like

676
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: you're being so petty and annoying about everything and it's

677
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: not like the dissolution of your friendship and like your

678
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: family isn't real. But it's just like you're just getting

679
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: so bogged down this insane pettiness and just also it's

680
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, like being like girls text drama. Ye

681
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: leave it to the girls, yes you do not. Yeah,

682
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: and this is the sex and don't give a fuck

683
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: about your like girls text drama instead of being like, oh,

684
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: I need to defend my woman. When he says that

685
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: he was like Pawn Willy were mad at me because

686
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: they never defended their girlfriends, and I will defend Meg

687
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: basically being like Charles killed Diana and Kate is bony

688
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: and mad. I am on Harry's side for that. I

689
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: think he like should defend her more than like William

690
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: has like never said a thing. Will could choose to

691
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: be a more modern error, but yeah he's not. He's

692
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: just like I just think he is Harry whatever. Like

693
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: this is why I am still like team Harry Meghan.

694
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: Is that just like they're talking and like talking shit

695
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: and gossiping and being real and love is messy and

696
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: like we need to evolve and down with the monarchy

697
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: and like he can defend his girlfriend in like US

698
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: weekly if he wants. Well that's I mean, I do

699
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: think he can defend his girlfriend and a weekly if

700
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: he wants, even though I do think it's like also

701
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 1: insane with the time. But it's like I also think

702
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: that like you can just literally have fun and not care.

703
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: And it's like I don't see him doing that, him

704
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: just being like we need to have a very like

705
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: it's like they moved to La so they could have

706
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: a very self serious podcast so they could launch a

707
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: brand named after their son, which every rich girl does.

708
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: So that so like that they could just be like,

709
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: we are changing things and instead of just being like,

710
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: you know what, like this is funny and be more

711
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: like Grimes about it and like posting a random headline

712
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: and being like a lull not the post. Yeah, I

713
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: think actually we're less It was like I don't know,

714
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: like all of them could be having a little more fun,

715
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: but they're British. Like I think like the fact that

716
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: like Kate like can't even like laugh about like lip

717
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: cloths and hormones. Yeah, I mean, it's it's tragic. It's

718
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: really tragic, tragic, would love to know what happened. Look,

719
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: days before weddings, things get really ten. Yeah, I mean

720
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: I could see us like really kind of coming to

721
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: blows over tailor we're on Nantucket. Yeah, you're like staying

722
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: like across the pond. Yeah, you can see my house,

723
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you see with like your dad's but

724
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: doctors and you're just being like, um sorry, um my cats,

725
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: like textedo is fitting weird and I'm just screaming I

726
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: don't have time for this, Lily. Do you see what

727
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm going through on Twitter right now? No? Literally, I'd

728
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: be like log into Twitter and with someone just being like,

729
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: I can't believe Stephen is getting married in Nantucket, and

730
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: you'd be like, you have no idea when I'm going bro,

731
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, look at this shirt. It's pulling

732
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: a little bit at the shoulders, and I'm like, well,

733
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: Orzo's talks literally is getting wet from the pond, and

734
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: Orzo's actually really scared, And now Orzo is traumatized just

735
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: like Meg's dogs. Okay, I just want to read a

736
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: few things from my notes. Please, please, please facetiming with

737
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry because they never met him before they subletted

738
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: his house. They just facetimed, let's just go back and forth.

739
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: Fergie clipping the lock of Diana's hair and giving it

740
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: to Harry, and it's like she's so sketchy, she's actually insane.

741
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: Fergie's kind of an unsung hero of this book. And

742
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: also when she gives him the Xbox and she's like,

743
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: your mum bought this in Paris just before she died.

744
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a like Document's Xbox beyond the Grave Xbox.

745
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that's a really weird lie. But okay, well,

746
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: also it is I feel like Fergie being like a

747
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: little bit weird, like going into Diana's house and like

748
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: seeing the Xbox and there's probably like other stuff that

749
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure she took and was just a like X bomb.

750
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: I know if that were true, like that's would have

751
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: to happen. Also, um him losing this virginity to an

752
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: old woman. But yeah, and he's like and it was

753
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: weird and we pulled and tussled and it was behind

754
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: the like Lutenburg. He's being a little bit like m

755
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: I was groomed. Yeah, but it's like that's the most

756
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: British thing ever to have like a graduate style or

757
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: or your cousin. Yeah, fahitas for meg. Oh, she loves

758
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: fahitahis in the delivery room. Um oh when they have

759
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: the second baby and he gets burgers, she gets fahitas. Yeah,

760
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: because he keeps making all this like dichotomy, could go

761
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: fahitas in the delivery room. Okay. The porter potties at

762
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: the ports, which he says that like he was like,

763
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: we were not inspired by Kate's port loz, but like

764
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: we wanted people to like be comfortable. Um, the queen

765
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: who hasn't earplugs at her jubilee, which is actually so

766
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: professional DJ of her. Yeah, very because our our friend

767
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: of the Pod Daniel physical therapy. He's always like, you

768
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: need go to an audiologist, get custom made earplugs to

769
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: protect your hearing if you are like in loud spaces

770
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: a lot. Uh. He's very sent forward. He's constantly describing

771
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 1: sense in this book. How how Prince Charles, Prince Charles

772
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: bathed in low savage. Well, I also bet Prince Charles

773
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: doesn't shower, He just bathe. Okay, you're being so like

774
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: white people don't use Well, I think he's constantly talking

775
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: about cloth tubs and calling sinks basins. Shout out to

776
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: the cavalry. Elton not singing Candle in the Wind, Oh,

777
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: that was a smart choice, and he requested he's singing

778
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 1: at this like africaans Or album. Was like that's morbid,

779
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: Like I'm just going to do this other song and

780
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: like that'll be fine. Um, Hello, Diana having a water

781
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: bed eight nineties Stuke, that was fab And she's been

782
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: so the eighties interior with her, Like she's so the

783
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: eighties interior. I mean again, every girl is still the

784
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,959
Speaker 1: most Dianipal person on earth, and we all are only

785
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: really happened. I mean it came back, I would say

786
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: two years ago. Um waterbeds or Diana core Co. Yeah,

787
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: I mean water beds are never coming back because they're

788
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: really really inefficient. Dog filters. Oh. The first time he

789
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: sees Megan, it's on Instagram and she's in a dog

790
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: and he's like describing it like it's still the sexiest

791
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: thing he's ever seen. He was like, and I opened

792
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: my iPhone and there was this new filter where you

793
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: could put dog ears, yeah on the phone, and he's like,

794
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: in despite the dog ears, I still felt she was

795
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: hot stopping the beautiful, so beautiful, she took my breath away. Oh,

796
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: I could just see the kindest in her eyes. And

797
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: so then like he messages his friend being like who

798
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: is that girl? And she's like, oh, you're the fifth

799
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: person to message me like who is this girl? Yeah,

800
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: it's my friend. She's on sues. She's like, don't want

801
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: me to put you in touch. So then the friend

802
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: sets it up. And then of course again who's never

803
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: heard of Google? It's like, oh, this is just a

804
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: nice guy named Harry likes elephants, and I guess I

805
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: can look at his feet and he travels along. Yeah,

806
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: he's just the cool elephants guy. Um. But then it's

807
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: like when his Todger gets frostbitten. Yeah, he has his

808
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: mate send him to like a special dermatologist and doesn't

809
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: tell the dermatologist and then the netol just like looks

810
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: up and goes, oh, it's you. Oh, and Nick sees

811
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: that he's Harry, and it's just like, Okay, you're random. Okay,

812
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: let's random. Um, stop putting Elizabeth add and cream on right,

813
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: and we know you've all we're familiar. The last line

814
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: of the book is about how there's a bird in

815
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: the house, the hummingbird in Tyler Perry's house, and he

816
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: sets it free. Yeah, and the metaphor for his life,

817
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: he's in la I was a little bit like I

818
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: would have rather ending on just like hate the press,

819
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: rule the monarchy, rather than saying like I set like

820
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: the hummingbird free. Well, it's this whole thing where he's

821
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: basically saying England is about death. So it's it's like

822
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: when he's he's remembering that moment with his brother where

823
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: they were happy when they killed, and then he's like,

824
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: you know, but even in the finest moments, my best

825
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: memories somehow involved death. Alives were built on death. A

826
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: brightest days shuttered by it. Looking back, I didn't see

827
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: spots of time, but dances with death. We christened and crown,

828
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: graduated and married, passed out and passed over our beloved bones.

829
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: The Tower of London was held together with the blood

830
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: of animals used by original builders a thousand years ago.

831
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: We were a death cult, like after laying grandpadarrest, so

832
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: we know how to feel, you know, why were we

833
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: here looking along the edge of that undiscovered country? And

834
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: then he goes, But maybe that's a more ab description

835
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: of America. And I was already gone on my way

836
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: to California, a voice in my head saying enough death enough.

837
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: So it's like he's basically saying, California is life, England

838
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: is death, England is old, California is new. I was

839
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: the burden, Now I'm set was the burden and now

840
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: I can just like be yoga an avocado past, have

841
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: like a big clean podcast house and like not have

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Speaker 1: so many dusty sofas from so dot com. Hey club kids.

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Speaker 1: This week on the vip Lounge, Lily quizzes me on

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Speaker 1: British history and the results will shock you. I want

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Speaker 1: you to list in order going back in history, how

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Speaker 1: many monarchs of England? Oh my god? See how far

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Speaker 1: you can go back? What happens if I? Like, am

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Speaker 1: I allowed to skip? Maybe I'm just gonna go just

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Speaker 1: try and like see it happens like it's a vip lounge. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Charles yep. Charles's mother was Elizabeth. Elizabeth's father was George

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Speaker 1: the Sixth, who died when she was young, and then

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Speaker 1: his father was George the fifth. Go to Patreon dot com,

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Speaker 1: slash CBC the pod and subscribe. Okay, so we're gonna

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Speaker 1: switch it up a little bit and do se mean

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Speaker 1: it's not in Harry Megan, which we did in part one,

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Speaker 1: going to do it for the rest of the crew

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Speaker 1: and it kind of a pick your own adventure. William, Kate,

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Speaker 1: um Aunt, Margot, Queen Elizabeth, Willie, Paul Poplau. I remember

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Speaker 1: reading the story about how William and Kate love their

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Speaker 1: favorite gastro pub in Frogmore, and it was very like updated. Yeah, there,

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Speaker 1: it's updated gastro pub. Well because they've all it's like

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Speaker 1: duck fat fries. It's duck fat fries. And again it's

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Speaker 1: just like there and this is again the d Economy tweet.

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Speaker 1: It's like they're going to a gastro pub and like

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Speaker 1: there's some pops, but like they're over it, and it's

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Speaker 1: just like Megan and Harry are just like freaking out

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Speaker 1: and ying sobbing, like when he tells her to go

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Speaker 1: to Whole Foods and he's like, I gave a detailed instructions,

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Speaker 1: take a lot, here's the map. Here's the map to

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Speaker 1: Whole Foods, my love, and it's just like, actually come

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Speaker 1: all the way down with like Megan, will you share

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Speaker 1: the map of and Megan's like starting to cry. She's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I can do, it's too traumatizing. Um, Camilla and Charles

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00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: are a little bit more cream of salmon. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: think Camilla is like seven martinis, not really eating picking

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Speaker 1: out the cream of salmon that like, because he's always

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Speaker 1: like Paul's chef. Paul's chef packed my freezer with cream

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Speaker 1: of chicken pies. Oh. I do love how Gan gan

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Speaker 1: um the queen mum, so queen's mom is like drinking

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Speaker 1: Martini at like Sandra Ham where like they're having that

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Speaker 1: discussion when he's young and he's like fourteen having and

882
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: and she's like a hundred and three having martinis. Then

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Speaker 1: I'm just like fab no that was and they were like,

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Speaker 1: oh no one noticed his rebellion. I think it was

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Speaker 1: something Martini. He was all have one too. I think

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Speaker 1: he did Genatona because he's such a gant fan. I honestly,

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Speaker 1: we can go back, can't you go back in fact check?

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Speaker 1: And also listeners, I'm sure you're all reading along. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it was she Gan Gan Martini and it

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Speaker 1: sets it's like, and that's what's so so he says

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Speaker 1: he's stewey and That's what's so Stewey is like he

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Speaker 1: thinks he is so Stewey sipping this gant Or Martini

893
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Speaker 1: and no one cares. No, one cares, no. I mean

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Speaker 1: that's why he identifies with Stewie, another major character in

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Speaker 1: this book. Um, I think the Queen is very having

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Speaker 1: like three raspberries. I feel like it isn't Also she's

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Speaker 1: pecking or she's pecking at a pheasant. Like she definitely

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Speaker 1: eats more because in Spencer they make such a big

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Speaker 1: deal about how like Diana was bolliemic and the Queen

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Speaker 1: is like the chef made this, Like we're having the

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Speaker 1: cream of asparagus soup. She's okay, I mean she's having

902
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Speaker 1: the soup. But I also think she's the small portions

903
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Speaker 1: and she's picking. Yeah, but she's right. But in her prime,

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Speaker 1: I think she was like finishing the three ounces of

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Speaker 1: salmon and then the soup. I think Fergie is a

906
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Speaker 1: little more pizza night, like you know what Fergie is.

907
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Speaker 1: She is literally having that crazy ass Caesar salad we

908
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Speaker 1: had in England that was like a bread bull bread bull,

909
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: like a pizza bread bull with Caesar inside. She's also

910
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Speaker 1: kind of stove fers like but like whatever the Brandon

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Speaker 1: I think. Also, she's kind of pioneer woman, like she

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Speaker 1: has a recipe she thinks is like famous, but it's

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Speaker 1: like pretty basic. She's like my famous lasagna lasagne. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like a little bit like ground beef,

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Speaker 1: prepackaged carrots, right and like like sheets from Sainsbury's. And

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Speaker 1: it's like hit her on it and she's like, oh, Beatrice,

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Speaker 1: she don't touch it now she's watching her weight, but

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Speaker 1: she used to love it, okay, And Pippa is so

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Speaker 1: daily harvest, know what I'm talking. It was like a

920
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Speaker 1: not enough Pippa no, I know, hashtag where's Pippa? I

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Speaker 1: missed the Pippa days when we were talking about that boutet.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well. And although I was just thinking again,

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Speaker 1: I just come away feeling bad for Kate because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, she got upstaged by her own sister at

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Speaker 1: her own watty. You know that's brutal. So of course

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Speaker 1: she's going to be like you never got me in

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Speaker 1: Easter present as I'm like painstaking the renovating this cottage

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Speaker 1: and I want to kill everyone. Um okay, how do

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Speaker 1: they live? They live? I mean I think well, Kayden

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Speaker 1: will are very modern farmhouse. I'm sure it's a dark

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Speaker 1: green kitchen, dark green kitchen, marble, light marble counter top.

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Speaker 1: It's like comfortable nooks, but there it still has a

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Speaker 1: sense of tradition, yeah with modernity. Yeah, and there's obviously

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Speaker 1: like so many books about English history, but also fashion

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Speaker 1: books because Kate's a total fashion I think it's a

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Speaker 1: huge or Britt's book. Oh yeah, that's will never be

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Speaker 1: opened never. It's like, yeah, um, tons of like I think,

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Speaker 1: like wooden toys for the kids. Yeah, um, oh you

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Speaker 1: think they're so like Copenhagen, like I think. And then

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Speaker 1: I think, like, but don't you think she's also been

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Speaker 1: like I think George is like demanding barbies. You don't

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Speaker 1: see absolutely to me. You know, one of his seven

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Speaker 1: Nanni's is the one who lets him play with the barbies.

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Speaker 1: And there's like there's like a back room at like

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Speaker 1: Tagamore cottage where he is allowed to play with barbies.

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Speaker 1: But for the most time it's just been like George, please,

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Speaker 1: um play with the toys that were made by a

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Speaker 1: local toymaker in Leeds because we're celebrating British producers Leeds Day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: today is awareness for Leeds toymakers, and he has to

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Speaker 1: cut a ribbon on his own toy that says like

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Speaker 1: we celebrate leads. Um Camilla, don't you think she like

952
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Speaker 1: is more like random tea cuff collection. Yeah. I also

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, I feel like Camilla is still like

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Speaker 1: so horny and like putting on lips like she is

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Speaker 1: the mistress of all times. She's just like smoking singut

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Speaker 1: being like and it's so magazine. She's like still reading

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Speaker 1: magazines paid through Lily. Lily just licked her finger and

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Speaker 1: and it's like, when are you coming to bed, Charles,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get tired. You're not gonna just like let

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Speaker 1: me get a bed like this, and he's like still

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Speaker 1: in like a full robe, slippers PJ. He's very like

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Speaker 1: my robe has a waistcoat on it, like I have

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Speaker 1: a dressing like bodice underneath, and they're like behind their

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Speaker 1: like Japanese dressing rooms with an assistant who is undressing them. Well,

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Speaker 1: the part of the beginning, he was like you would

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Speaker 1: never know if you like walked into a room accidentally

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Speaker 1: at the Palace, and like you might knock over Prince Charles,

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Speaker 1: who was doing his like back exercises up against a

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Speaker 1: door and he'd be like, no, please, don't open the door.

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Speaker 1: So he's still like doing weird callous that accident. Like

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Speaker 1: they're all old timey canna liftings. Um, what do they wear? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about Kate's casual style. Yeah, it's like she's

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Speaker 1: probably is such a complex in her head about Meg

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Speaker 1: being like l at leisure that she's like terrified of

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Speaker 1: sweatpants and like has some but she doesn't and has

976
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Speaker 1: yoga pants, but old would never be wear them outside

977
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Speaker 1: and she would wear like the most weird like stretchy

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Speaker 1: like whatever. The British Zara is like pants that like

979
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Speaker 1: basically are yoga pants, but like are weird like kind

980
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: of style. Prince Harry also refers to William at one

981
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: point wearing a jumper and sweater okay in British. Yeah, okay,

982
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Speaker 1: the jeans And I was looking at these retro early

983
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 1: two thousand pictures of William and his jeans were so

984
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Speaker 1: wide and like not a yoga you posted? That was

985
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: so yeah, Yeah, it was like math he was belling

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Speaker 1: to the cou um. He's never had a good sense

987
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Speaker 1: of proportion, I know, I think now he's being untucketed

988
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,879
Speaker 1: and bunabos I think. Yeah. But then does have like

989
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: some British tailoring that els is because it's like I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, Charles is so fab and he's double breasted, yeah,

991
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Speaker 1: which he can pull off because he is very tall. Um,

992
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,399
Speaker 1: and I think William should had a double breasted and

993
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Speaker 1: I feel like William is afraid tune is just always

994
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: like navy suit, white shirt. Well, and then he has

995
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: the chip on his should about dad. Are people are

996
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm copying Dad? Right? So let me wear

997
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: like the pointiest he has, like Realtor style, will Yeah, yeah,

998
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 1: because it's a little bit blazer over shirt like under

999
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: jumper and yeah. And then it's like brown wing tip. Yeah,

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00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: it's like so skinny. Yeah. Um furgy again because she

1001
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: is this like cool like the coolest nineties babysitter, like

1002
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Speaker 1: is being just like a little bit more crazy fashion

1003
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Speaker 1: crazy fashion like fun knit sweater, like a big chunky

1004
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: like multicolored cable net, ridiculous nits tights. Yeah. Um, she

1005
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: is playing a proportion it's interesting blazers. Yeah. Because I

1006
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: do feel like she's like I imagine she's maybe a

1007
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: bit of a more imposing woman. But maybe I just

1008
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: think that's famous. She's actually tiny in person, but yeah,

1009
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Speaker 1: I mean I think it's the celebrity thing that she's

1010
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: probably is small. Kate to me seems kind of five ten.

1011
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: I think Kate's tall for sure, like a field, and

1012
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: she's probably always wearing flats to like not make no sort,

1013
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: because that's her solemn duty, and she does it but grudgingly,

1014
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: and she like puts her bony body into all these

1015
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: long sleeved dresses from British makers. I mean, just the

1016
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 1: sense of duty and obligation and everything she does. It's

1017
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: just like it's exhausting just thinking about it. Always to

1018
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: like having us weekly when they're just like dressed like Kate. Yeah,

1019
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: and then they list the most boring three items of

1020
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: clothing you've ever heard. Yeah, and you're just like just

1021
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: be absolutely trapped and you're boring gilded cage. So the

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Speaker 1: end of time, the Queen, she wears it like her

1023
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: like pantsuits, her easter little thing and grand a wicked

1024
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: sense of humor. Yeah, they no one knew that people

1025
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: love saying that they were about someone who's not funny. Yeah,

1026
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: they were always like making he was always like when

1027
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Speaker 1: I whisper a joke into her, like what was your

1028
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: hilarious joke? Wicked wicked sensing. Well, there's this part in

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Speaker 1: them in this essay Royal Bodies, which I will post

1030
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Speaker 1: on our show page. Um, but the author talks about

1031
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: going to some function and bucking in palace and like

1032
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: the Queen is kind of making your way through and

1033
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: people are so kind of like afraid to talk to

1034
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: her because of all the protocol that she actually could

1035
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: sense the queen wanted to talk to people, and people

1036
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: are kind of like backing away and like looking overly

1037
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: interested in the art on the wall so that they

1038
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: don't have to like actually actually talk to the queen,

1039
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: which yeah, right, and like no one can handle it.

1040
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: It's just like there's too much expectation built into it.

1041
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: Once you're that famous, then no one actually wants to

1042
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: hang out with you. Yeah, they just want to luck

1043
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: at you lonely. Who are you in the book? Out

1044
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: of like all the royals right round two? I mean

1045
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Speaker 1: I think you are like your Freggi's daughters Eugenie Beatrice. Yeah,

1046
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: ugly ducklings, but they're like crazy and wear hats and

1047
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Speaker 1: just like I do, love hat. You're wearing a baseball

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Speaker 1: hat right now from one of your states and like Froggimore, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: from one of my estates. Um, yeah, I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: Eugenie and I'm like, I'm like thirty seventh and I'm

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00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: to the throne. Yeah, it's just very thirty seventh, where

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00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: you're like you are getting a check from Grandma, but

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00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: like dwindled down. Yeah, thirty seven, there's not that much.

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00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: And I am ultimately like sharing an apartment with my

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Speaker 1: sister on the estate. Just be like bicker and you're like,

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00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 1: I hate our one point nine million dollar apartment. It's

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00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: not big enough. And you're like I can't move though,

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00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: because like I have to like stay here. But I

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01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: wanted to spain, Um, who are you in the book?

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01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: You did go to college, so maybe you're will but

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: you're not balding yet, not yet. I mean I also

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01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: just like want to be one of Harry's like insane

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01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: badass bodyguards, but like I don't have that brute strength. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know who you are. You're

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01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: when he goes to Vegas. You're like the sluts that

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01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 1: they bring back to the hotels. Take the photos of

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01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: him naked and while they're playing strip Billiard have you

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01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: and you have your like Nokia and you're just being

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01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: like oops, like no, when that happened, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that would be me. And he's like and he's like,

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01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: how dashy, how dashy? And it's like obviously, and I'm

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01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: pulling out I'm flipping off the Nokia and it's like

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01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: you're and you're immediately texting me seven glurry photos of

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01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: this hotel room, just being like and then leaving me

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01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: a vote snow from the bathroom and then I'm just

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01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: going to go back and get a better photo, bitch.

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01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: And you're like, this isn't good enough. Okay, I need

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01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: something better to send nine other gay guys maybe figure

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01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: it out. Um, yeah, I think we nailed it. I mean,

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01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: I guess at this point. Now, let's give our rating.

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01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: Actually have our reading listen. I'm not gonna lie. Having

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01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: read so many memoirs, I would say that we are

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01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: experts on the topic. I am giving this book four

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01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: point five frozen penises out of five for frostbitting touches.

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01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: Like I think, like it's incredibly like compelling writing. There's

1086
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: so much dirt in here. That people of this kind

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01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 1: of industry, like politics whatever, like never reveal. Yeah, that's

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01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: almost even I'm with you four point five. I cannot

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01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: remember that point. But the bureaus out of bureaus, it's

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01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: just like this is when they say in the history books.

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01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the most I feel like, the

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01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,439
Speaker 1: craziest thing to happen to the monarchy ever. Yeah, it's

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01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: absolutely wild. It's literally won this kind It's like they

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01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: can't even talk about hormones. So the fact that we're

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01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: learning about what Katee is texting Paw, Yeah, it's just

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01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: it's an insane sleigh and the basicness of it all.

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01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: But you're like the historical with the basicness combined, Yeah,

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01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: make it. That's what makes it so crazy. Yeah, because

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01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: you're like I could be reading Pete Buddhaja, I could

1100
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: be literally reading like Rob Lowe's book honestly kind of

1101
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: talking about how he loves making ross chicken with his wife, right,

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01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: but instead of many Prince Harry's book and how the

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01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: entire monarchy is like fighting over his wife who loves

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01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: eat pray love and she's really educated because she loves

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01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: eat pray love. And it's the details that he gives

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01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: in again. Yeah, shout out to JR. Yeah, because it's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming away with this thinking that Harry is

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01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: a genius, nor do I think that, like, you know,

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01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: he's deserving of like all of the whatever, the sympathy

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01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: or the hate that he gets. And I will say this,

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01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: he is definitely milking it. Milky. And what was it?

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Speaker 1: Five hundred pages? Five hundred pages a six episode Netflix special?

1113
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: The Oprah Special's next. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm

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01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure there'll be an adaptation. I mean, the Crown

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01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: already exists, but like she watches and there will be

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Speaker 1: a movie. Thank you, Thank you for coming on this

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01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: journeys journey all the way to England and back, Harry,

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01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: best of luck in Santa Barbara. Yeah, seriously, have us over,

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Speaker 1: um and if you ever want any tips on podcasting, um,

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Speaker 1: if you want to come on the pod or roast

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Speaker 1: chicken tips, try a little zotar. Yeah, you know, funk

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01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: it up. That's really advanced. I don't know if they're

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Speaker 1: there yet. Okay, maybe in the year Yeah, okay. Best

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