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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just submitted a new sport

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Speaker 1: to the Olympic Committee, dodge golf, combining golf and dodgeball

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Speaker 1: into one exciting, painful, bone breaking event.

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Speaker 2: Start sprinting. It's a par three full Laser Stories. This

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Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the.

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Speaker 1: Globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other threewood thruckers just don't. This first laser stories

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Speaker 1: out of the leader in lasers across the globe. Florida,

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Speaker 1: a man named Gip Nelson got caught.

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Speaker 2: Speeding last week.

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Speaker 3: Get over here, Ghip.

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Speaker 1: The timing could not have been worse because it was

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Speaker 1: right after a new super speeder law went into effect.

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Speaker 4: There's still laws in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you didn't know, Florida just added a law

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Speaker 1: that hands down tougher penalties if you're caught driving over

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Speaker 1: one hundred mile an hour.

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Speaker 3: Whoa yo, you know what. There's so many like lambeos

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Speaker 3: in Miami alone. I could see that that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: And well, the law went into effect at twelve oh

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Speaker 1: one am last Tuesday. Gip got caught doing one oh

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Speaker 1: four and a seventy just two minutes later.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that would be alexis lunch.

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Speaker 4: Do you think the cop was counting down on his

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Speaker 4: watch and five four.

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Speaker 2: Here they come.

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Speaker 1: Officials confirmed he was the first person to get ticketed

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Speaker 1: under the new law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what's gonna happen to the old gipper?

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Speaker 1: Now, first time offenders can get thirty days in jail,

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Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars fine or both.

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Speaker 4: Wow, gip.

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Speaker 2: Before that there was no jail time.

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Speaker 1: So now it's not really clear if they're gonna let

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Speaker 1: him off with just the fine, but there is footage of.

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Speaker 2: Him getting handcuffed, so maybe not.

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Speaker 3: Geez.

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Speaker 2: Either way, get better.

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Speaker 1: Not get caught super speeding again because repeat offenders can

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Speaker 1: and will get up to ninety days in jail.

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Speaker 4: Whoa, and I lived in Montana State when there was

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Speaker 4: no speed limit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just said, hi, well yeah, yeah, there was.

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Speaker 4: A nighttime speed limit, which was like what I think

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Speaker 4: sixty five?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's reasonable.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer story is out of the Swiss miss

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Speaker 1: Alps Hot Chocolate. A thirty seven year old man named

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Speaker 1: Gabriel Brucker was exploring a glacier in southern Switzerland.

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Speaker 2: When the unthinkable happened.

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Speaker 1: He broke through a snowbridge and plummeted twenty six feet.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He managed to survive the fall, but was in a narrow,

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Speaker 1: hard to find crevice.

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Speaker 3: Yikes.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, he had a walkie talkie with him and radio

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Speaker 1: for help and the search was on.

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Speaker 2: His rescuers scoured the mountain.

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Speaker 1: After thirty minutes of looking, they are beginning to get

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Speaker 1: extremely worried. Yeah, that's until the barks of a tiny

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Speaker 1: Chihuahua caught their.

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Speaker 2: Eyes in the Swiss Mountains.

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Speaker 5: They send a little chiaha, just wild chiuahuas up in

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Speaker 5: the Swiss house the snow No Gabriel had fallen in,

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Speaker 5: but his dog, named mister Whittles, was so light that

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Speaker 5: he managed to remain on top of the snow.

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Speaker 1: So tedy.

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Speaker 4: He's one of those long haired cha Yeah, he's really you.

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Speaker 1: The four legged hero was pacing back and forth right

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Speaker 1: at the opening of the deep crevasse, and because of

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Speaker 1: that the crew was able to save him. Gabriel and

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Speaker 1: Mister Whittles were flown to the hospital and they're expected to.

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Speaker 2: Make a full recovery.

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Speaker 1: The rescue team later told the press that there's no

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Speaker 1: way they would have located Gabe if it hadn't been

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Speaker 1: for the heroic act of his pet pooch. Yay, let's

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Speaker 1: go to your next laser story. Out of food News,

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Speaker 1: General Mills has a new breakfast option. Does it Sound

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Speaker 1: Good or gross? O? Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Whrmel partnered

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Speaker 1: up for a new bacon flavored cereal chili.

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Speaker 4: Blake labeled Bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: According to General Mills, it has that same cinnamon taste.

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Speaker 1: They just added the bacon flavor on top of it,

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Speaker 1: so it's savory and sweet tasty.

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Speaker 3: Mean, sugar bacon is really good.

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Speaker 4: I mean maybe it's like that mesquite flavor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the saltiness.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, The two brands partnered last year for

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Speaker 1: cinnamon flavored bacon.

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Speaker 3: Another just flipping it crystallize or caramelizes bacon.

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Speaker 2: They claimed. Fans loved that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be delicious in like trail mix with milk,

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 3: But not to come out with bacon loop.

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Speaker 2: There's the cinnamon flavored bacon.

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Speaker 4: Full is silent because she doesn't like bacon, and every

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Speaker 4: and she brings it up, she gets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have not much to access, but I

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Speaker 3: like cinnamon toast Crunch.

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Speaker 4: There you go, may this is your gateway to bacon exactly.

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Speaker 1: So, after the success of the cinnamon flavored bacon, they

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Speaker 1: decided bacon flavored cereal was the next logical move. There's

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Speaker 1: no actual bacon in it. By the way, bacon bits

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Speaker 1: would have probably been fun, but.

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Speaker 3: This milk and bacon floating.

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Speaker 2: Could be okay.

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Speaker 1: Still, they say it's made with artificial bacon flavor.

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Speaker 2: The guy who.

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Speaker 1: Tests out new foods on TikTok got his hands on

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Speaker 1: it early and described the taste as not terrible. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's not exactly a ringing endorsement, but you can get

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Speaker 1: it at Walmart starting today. And if you're wondering, this

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Speaker 1: isn't the first collab for cinnamon toast Crunch. They also

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Speaker 1: did one with Totino's Pizza Rolls earlier this year.

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Speaker 4: Now we're talking, how did we miss this?

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Speaker 2: With that one? You had to win a box.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't buy cinnamon toast Crunch pizza flavor wild.

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Speaker 3: I mean maybe the cross of cinnamon cross on a pizza.

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Speaker 4: I bet there's no cinnamon. I think it's all cheese

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Speaker 4: and pepperoni flavors.

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Speaker 2: The world may never know.

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Speaker 1: Next Slazer stories out of celeb corner, who's the highest

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Speaker 1: grossing lead actor in Hollywood history? And when I asked,

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Speaker 1: When I asked that question, I don't mean how much

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Speaker 1: the actor makes per film. I mean which star can

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Speaker 1: you put into your movies to guarantee a film's success.

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Speaker 2: I don't want you to guess.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you, because thanks to the fantastic

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Speaker 1: opening of Jurassic World's Rebirth, we have a brand new

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Speaker 1: number one, and that person is none other than Scarlet Johansson.

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Speaker 2: I love her.

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Speaker 3: Scarlet is great.

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Speaker 1: Movies in which Scarlett played the lead or was part

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Speaker 1: of an ensemble have made a total of fourteen point

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Speaker 1: eight billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: And the thing, she's not just beautiful, she's a really

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Speaker 3: good actors.

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Speaker 4: And she's incredibly smart. Yeah, I mean, gosh, give her

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Speaker 4: a raise.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't I go to the movies to watch how

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Speaker 2: smart people are?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just goes a good will hunting, loving And

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Speaker 1: she surpassed two of her formal Marvel Co stars on

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Speaker 1: her way to the top.

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Speaker 2: Samuel L.

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Speaker 1: Jackson was number one, but he falls to second place

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Speaker 1: with fourteen point six billion dollars, while Robert Downey Junior

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Speaker 1: is now in third with a measly fourteen point three.

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Speaker 3: I can see anything.

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Speaker 4: They're in only fourteen point three.

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Speaker 2: How embarrassed four he should retire.

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Speaker 1: And of course, to make this achievement even more impressive,

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Speaker 1: Scarlett achieved the feat it with just thirty six movies,

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Speaker 1: compared to seventy one for Jackson and forty five for Downey.

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Speaker 3: Oh mah.

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Speaker 4: Good for her excep where she probably goes and looks

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Speaker 4: at her salary and realizes it's half of those two men.

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Speaker 1: It makes you wonder when this guy will be getting

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Speaker 1: the call to star in his own Hollywood blockbuster.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe it had that happened already, Joe, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, possibly fifty shades of green. Oh, I could definitely

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Speaker 2: see it. Yeah, I'd even hold the camera for it.

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Speaker 1: When that Salmon's days of shorts has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day, we'll do it again the same

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Speaker 1: time on Wednesday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning