1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: Remember texting four one of six one. You can tell 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: us anything, just tell us you have a dirty little secret. 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: And we always keep you anonymous. That's why I feel 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: free to say whatever you want. We don't even ask 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: what your name is, so nobody will know who you are. 7 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And on the 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: phone right now, Vlassic Pickles is on phone. Yeah, Dill 9 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: or sweet Dill. Flash, you're a big dill. Vlassic. It's 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: a it's a brand. Well, let's go with flaccid flaccid pickle. 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: How's it going spears, It's it's going good. It's going crunchy, 12 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: all right, crunchy pickle. Ye, what's up man? You got 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. Um. You know, back 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 1: in high school, I was I was a horny little fella. 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: So your typical boy, you were a male in high 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: school and that was such an awkward time. There's a 17 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: big times. Well yes, they were a good times, but 18 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: also a lot of awkward times. Just the things that 19 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: happened to you when you're that age female male same 20 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: you know, like we're all going through stuff. Puberty is 21 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: a weird time for dudes though. It is very uncomfortable though, Like, 22 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: sit in your class and go it's almost half for 23 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: the bell ring? How can I stand up right now? 24 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: How can I stand up right now? So embarrassing? Was 25 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: that something you dealt with? Yes, it was, Alex, but 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: particularly it would happen on the ride home on the bus, 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: when you know we'd go over the speed bumps, get 28 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: a little bit excited. It's always when you never wanted 29 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: it to happen. You're like, all right, this is happening, 30 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do right, and then 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: my stuff would be coming up soon. But I didn't 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: get off exactly, you think, until the next one. Oh, 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: I get it all right, So sorry about that. You 34 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: are a typical male in high school. Yeah, this is 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: actually about a time when I got a little too 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: excited too, Okay, except not at school. It was my 37 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: house during Thanksgiving. Oh well the meal must be great then, 38 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: Oh you know I had to do it, like I 39 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: couldn't control what was about to happen, So I excuse myself. 40 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: I go up into the shower to take care of business, 41 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: and I take my phone with me for a little 42 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 1: inspiration and you know, it's it's flippery in there. So 43 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: I drop and I cracked my phone, and this is like, 44 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: this is expensive, Like I'm going to get in deep 45 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: that I broke it. So I think to myself, how 46 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: do I fix this? So I decide I'll just go 47 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: to the basement, throw myself down the stairs, and make 48 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: it look like that's how I dropped my phone. At 49 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: that age, I would have done the same thing now, 50 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: being my age, and probably you two being older. When 51 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,399 Speaker 1: you get older as a guy and you realize that's 52 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: just natural and normal and that's what we do, and 53 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: if you're not being weird about it, it's fine. Now 54 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: you would admit it. You walk up be like, hey, guys, 55 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: check this out. I was just doing this and I 56 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: sleptly broke my phone. That's hilarious. Anybody else they just 57 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: they're embarrassed by it. So I would throw myself down 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: the stairs and pretend that I broke my phone that 59 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: way too. You guys are, oh, yeah, that's what I did. 60 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: I ended up breaking my leg too. Oh oh no, wow, Okay. 61 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: Kids sometimes are so stupid. So literally all you had 62 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 1: to say was that you dropped your phone. That dropped 63 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: I would break both of my legs to avoid my 64 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: mom looking me in the eyes. You didn't have to 65 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: tell her that part of it, though you could. You 66 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: couldn't even help it though he can't. He just has 67 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: too much guilt, a guilty conscience for him. Did it 68 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: ever cross the mind to just tell your mom, hey, 69 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and not the whole story behind it, 70 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: and now not at the time. Yeah, yeah, at the 71 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: time as well, because when you were in that sight 72 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: of mine, right, you're not thinking straight. Yeah, especially when 73 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: you're doing something, yeah, something that you probably shouldn't be 74 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: doing Thanksgiving in her right, Yeah, and your phone in 75 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: the shower and how old were you? I was fifteen. 76 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: I was gonna say you took you you were looking 77 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: at what Ford. That's the other thing too. If you 78 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: broke it and they could still see what you're like, Oh, 79 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: I would have just demolished that thing. Yeah, because you 80 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: couldn't you have a chance to like erase the thing 81 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: or maybe the video is still up there and you can't. Yeah, 82 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: that's why I had to break it, But I ended 83 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: up breaking my leg and I haven't told anybody. Your 84 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: secrets sort of safe with us. Thanks for telling us Man, 85 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: Thank you. I feel weight lifted. What's your dirty little secret.