WEBVTT - What the Heck Is This?

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<v Speaker 1>What the heck is this? It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this is exciting, a rare Michelangelo

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<v Speaker 3>introd One more Thing podcast. Who knows what this is about?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, here's this website. Won't even give you one free article.

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<v Speaker 4>I am never going to subscribe to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, is you're writing good? Is it worth it?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not even gonna give me a little taste.

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<v Speaker 4>Bastard's greedy best I watch this click, I'm done, goodbye

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<v Speaker 4>forever few of course, she wrote in on speaking of transportation,

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<v Speaker 4>back to Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, guys, so I'm trying to be healthy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to the gym. So I'm on a street, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this street.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do at the gym?

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<v Speaker 1>A little? Mainly cardio stuff because I have to keep

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<v Speaker 1>my blood sugar down.

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<v Speaker 3>Which which cardio?

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<v Speaker 1>Recumbent bikes to treadmill anything running, basically is what it

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<v Speaker 1>comes down to.

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<v Speaker 2>So you shake it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You an elliptical man, Yeah, I've done that. I've done it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to get back on the elliptical. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>nice full body way.

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<v Speaker 3>I've recently become a regular on the stair master or

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you call that thing. What's what's the point in that,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm climbing stairs, a never ending stairs. Build your glutes,

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<v Speaker 3>am I. That's what I'm trying to do. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing it. I want my glutes to be built.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of women do that exercise, it's all.

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<v Speaker 3>It's often busy. I have to keep my hand at

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time on my gym. Wait till it opens up,

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<v Speaker 3>and then quick run over there and get on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, back to you, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm on my way to the gym. I'm driving

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty miles an hour. The gym is on a

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<v Speaker 1>street where you can only go like thirty miles an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm making a left turn to go into

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<v Speaker 1>the gym parking lot. I look, there's nobody coming at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And as I'm turning left, I'm going real slow, and

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I see this car coming at

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<v Speaker 1>me just as fast as they can, almost like they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to hit me on purpose. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's the Lord or what. I gassed the car

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<v Speaker 1>and I got out the way. And so I go

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<v Speaker 1>and I park into my parking space in the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, this person follows me along

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<v Speaker 1>with another Yes, along with another car.

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<v Speaker 3>What so, Oh, that's weird, very weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the first one says ay in this drops

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<v Speaker 1>f bombs at me and goes, you need to learn

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<v Speaker 1>how to drive. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Mind you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a thirty mile an hour speed limit and

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<v Speaker 1>they're going like seventy miles an hour and they're coming

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<v Speaker 1>so they're coming right at me. And meanwhile, then another

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<v Speaker 1>person comes from the other side of the parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>and also confronts me and says, hey, I was a

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<v Speaker 1>witness about three cars back, and you need to learn

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<v Speaker 1>how to drive. What yes, and starts calling me a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of s and this and that and.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good good. There's no wreck here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no wreck here whatsoever. Nothing. We didn't touch cars,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously, something weird's going on here. We're all just trying

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out what the weird thing is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but this is, yeah, I mean a non collision

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<v Speaker 4>or somebody had to hit their brakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to follow somebody in.

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<v Speaker 1>And say I saw it all right, Why would.

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<v Speaker 3>You do this right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's something afoot here.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was afraid that these people are gonna rob me,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't look like you know, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>high end area, so it's a fluent area, and they

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<v Speaker 1>don't look like they're from around here. I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>something's not right here, and I kind of got out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car and I said, you know, I okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you know, and just kind of walked away.

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, are you going to the gym? And

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, sir, you know, just leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's funny because they kind of looked at me

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<v Speaker 1>and it was sort of like, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting ready to be robbed or if this

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<v Speaker 1>was an insurance scam that went poorly because she was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to hit me. So I'm trying to figure out.

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<v Speaker 3>But well, okay, so that makes sense, like they're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to hit you, and then they have somebody who's there

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<v Speaker 3>for a witness and makes clams that aren't true.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they're trying to since.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't hit you. I think you got to abort

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<v Speaker 3>at that point and wait for the next poor victim

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<v Speaker 3>to come along, because I mean, you get nothing here.

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<v Speaker 4>But so there was just a bunch of cursing at

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<v Speaker 4>you and insults, but no requests were made or demands

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<v Speaker 4>or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was a parking lot at night.

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<v Speaker 3>Were they waiting for you to that? None of this

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<v Speaker 3>makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're gonna rob your car, they wouldn't know. And

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<v Speaker 1>I stood out that. I kind of went away and

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<v Speaker 1>watched to make sure they didn't touch the car, and

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<v Speaker 1>they finally just drove away. So I'm still trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what was this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they had a slipping Jimmy sort of thing

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<v Speaker 3>going there if you ever watched better Call Saul where

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<v Speaker 3>they had a plan. But the fact that they followed

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<v Speaker 3>through on it, even after the lack of contact is weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, wave it off and go around the block

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<v Speaker 4>and wait for the next quarter of bastard to come along.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of criminals, as you point out regularly, are.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid, right, Yeah, yeah, wow, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have disturbed me though, when the second car

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<v Speaker 3>showed up and said, hey, I saw it all, saw

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<v Speaker 3>all what I mean, I would have been bothered at

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<v Speaker 3>that point, like, Okay, something bed's going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, right?

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<v Speaker 4>So car number one, describe the humans? Uh you mentioned

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<v Speaker 4>as she? So one of them was a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Old lady, older woman, not great looking. Well, what they

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<v Speaker 1>have been missing a few teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Now we have a dumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>Car claimed that. You know, it's a good thing I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hit her because her sister's handicapped and she knows

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<v Speaker 1>police and she would have gone after it.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa good thing you didn't hit me. My sister's handicapped

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<v Speaker 3>and I know the police, right, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Just the facts or just the fact.

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<v Speaker 4>So we've got a one middle aged, toothless woman in

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<v Speaker 4>the first car.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that the only person in that car? Yeah? That

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<v Speaker 2>was it? All right? What about car number two?

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<v Speaker 1>Car number two, he's uh got a dumpy white pickup truck,

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<v Speaker 1>bearded guy and like I said, he opens his window attractive?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>Not great? How would you describe the state of his

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<v Speaker 2>dental health?

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<v Speaker 1>I think he has all his teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so he is betoothed, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So one dude, one bearded, burly dude who offered to

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<v Speaker 4>be a witness, a witness.

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<v Speaker 3>And I saw that nothing happened myself, officer. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>weirdest part.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that speaks to there's something really odd going on.

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<v Speaker 3>I would I would have been a little worried to

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<v Speaker 3>especially since his night and now there's a guy involved.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have been a little worried, but I would

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<v Speaker 3>have wanted to say, you saw all, what what are

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<v Speaker 3>we talking about here?

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<v Speaker 1>So I you know, like I said, I when the

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<v Speaker 1>gym met my wife and I said, I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea what this was, what these people wanted. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just glad it wasn't hit.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a cynical man. I grew up in a large

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<v Speaker 4>metropolitan area. I've known plenty of cops. I've done bunches

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<v Speaker 4>of ride alongs with the police news every single day,

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<v Speaker 4>including the grim stuff. I can't figure this one out

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<v Speaker 4>unless car number Why did car number one pull into

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<v Speaker 4>the lot?

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<v Speaker 2>If she'd missed you, If she's a slip in Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 3>Skin, she's dumb. They their plan was she hits people

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<v Speaker 3>on purpose, he says, I saw it all. They try

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<v Speaker 3>to extort cash out of you or something right exactly

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<v Speaker 3>at the crappy cars. Yeah, but these people, being dumb,

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<v Speaker 3>particularly the first one, went ahead with the plan even

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<v Speaker 3>though she missed. Is that's the only thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think this is true, but it's the only

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<v Speaker 4>thing that's popped into my head. They follow you into

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<v Speaker 4>the parking lot, having plan A fallen through. Plan B

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<v Speaker 4>is intimidate you and make you give them money. But

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<v Speaker 4>they saw that you were a reasonably fit mail and thought, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we just this is a this is an over We're

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<v Speaker 4>not going to get anything out of this one. Let's go,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, to the gym or the grocery store down

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<v Speaker 4>the street and try again. If you'd been a diminutive

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<v Speaker 4>woman or a really terrified old guy or something like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe then they say, listen, I ought to beat your ass.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>You give me fifty bucks, we'll forget about all this,

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<v Speaker 4>or you empty your wallet. Because I've been a victim

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<v Speaker 4>of a strong arm robbery. It was a very long

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<v Speaker 4>time ago. But I mean, it's not like they have

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<v Speaker 4>to have a rationale.

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<v Speaker 3>True. Wait a second, this prevace doesn't work right.

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<v Speaker 2>Your entire approach, sir, is device logic. You know you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, that's that's a weird one.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it was scary, But then I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking to myself. Yet at the same time, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if they didn't when.

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<v Speaker 3>You hit him with I'm not giving you money for

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<v Speaker 3>a logical fallacy.

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<v Speaker 2>Touche, sir touche, they would say.

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<v Speaker 4>To you, Wow, good people theory cops, you've probably run

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<v Speaker 4>into this. What the hell is going on? Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 4>and Armstrong? You get is the email address mail Bag

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<v Speaker 4>at Armstrong and Yiddy doctor And maybe we.

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<v Speaker 3>Can follow up with the answers on Friday's One more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>This might be a new thing that we do.

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<v Speaker 2>The mysterious Case of the Toothless Hag.

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<v Speaker 3>We set up something, we get answers, We come back

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<v Speaker 3>the next day with some replies. Wow, case of the

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<v Speaker 3>Toothless Hag who was not very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking and the bearded guy with teeth in the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the subtitle.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Michael, Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess that's it.