1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,160
Speaker 1: I know Brooks had him, Jose, most of us have

2
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:13,640
Speaker 1: had him. Weird neighbors. They're either super private or super secret.

3
00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,600
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, Brooks looking over her fence with

4
00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,360
Speaker 1: a pair of binoculars, trying to see what you're up

5
00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,599
Speaker 1: to in that bathroom. But why is he digging a

6
00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,960
Speaker 1: hole at midnight? You know that's his deal. And recently

7
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,960
Speaker 1: one guy's wife emailed us saying her husband thinks their

8
00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,240
Speaker 1: neighbors are into some shady stuff and they keep inviting

9
00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,600
Speaker 1: them over what. Well, they aren't the only ones who

10
00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,680
Speaker 1: think that they're grocery delivery guy thinks that too. They

11
00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,080
Speaker 1: would know you're gonna hear it in your phone tap

12
00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:51,360
Speaker 1: right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm insta Court.

13
00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:58,279
Speaker 1: Oh what I work for Instacurt, I'm your shopper Amelia

14
00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:07,800
Speaker 1: Pleasure acquaint your acquaintance. Yeah, can I help you? What's up? No?

15
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,160
Speaker 1: I want to help you with your Instacart. I put

16
00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,560
Speaker 1: the order in. Do you do you do you have

17
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,840
Speaker 1: my eye dress or yeah? I got it? Okay, And

18
00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:22,679
Speaker 1: you have my groceries gro oh yeah, yeah, I gotta

19
00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:28,640
Speaker 1: go get those. Oh you haven't started? Yeah, I mean no,

20
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,480
Speaker 1: what I don't know how to answer that that. The

21
00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,280
Speaker 1: question is confusing. I'm not really sure why you're calling. Yeah,

22
00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,640
Speaker 1: what why did I call? I don't know, man, you

23
00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:46,959
Speaker 1: called me? Okay, wait, sorry I remember? Yeah? Are you ready? Yes,

24
00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready? What do you need? Yeah? So my health

25
00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,920
Speaker 1: benefits are not the best, man, The tip's already included,

26
00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,960
Speaker 1: already put it in the app. Is that what you're

27
00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,560
Speaker 1: asking about? No, No, not about the tip. I'm just

28
00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:03,160
Speaker 1: letting you know. I'm gonna be suretless. You're gonna be shirtless? Yeah?

29
00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,720
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means I won't be wearing

30
00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,880
Speaker 1: your shirt were my shirt normally goes? I get that,

31
00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,280
Speaker 1: but why oh yeah right? Because of my health benefits

32
00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,200
Speaker 1: they're not the greatest I think he benefit. What does that?

33
00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,120
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you wearing a shirt? Man?

34
00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,560
Speaker 1: Because I think I have something on my back and

35
00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,440
Speaker 1: I need you to look at it for me. So

36
00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,480
Speaker 1: if you see now I'm not doing that. It's okay.

37
00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,799
Speaker 1: You don't have to like talk to me directly face

38
00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,000
Speaker 1: to face. You could just put it in the reviews.

39
00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 1: You know you want me to put in the reviews?

40
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,200
Speaker 1: What's on your back when you walk up to my

41
00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,360
Speaker 1: house with no shirt on it. Just put like, you know,

42
00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,639
Speaker 1: five stars great on time? Do it? You could put

43
00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,760
Speaker 1: like you should get the mole on the bottom left

44
00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,720
Speaker 1: of his back checked out. You need to wear a

45
00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,600
Speaker 1: shirt if you're delivering my shirt to my house. You're

46
00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,480
Speaker 1: the boss. You know. I do odd jobs. By the way,

47
00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:55,600
Speaker 1: I could babysit. Why I don't even have kids? Oh well,

48
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,399
Speaker 1: I mean no, that's cool. I don't need kids to babysit.

49
00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,360
Speaker 1: I'll just do it. What is babysitting without kids? Is

50
00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,840
Speaker 1: that a baby? Is that a riddle? I don't know

51
00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,560
Speaker 1: what what is babysitting? When we talk kids? Are we

52
00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,639
Speaker 1: done here? I got stuff to do me and I

53
00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:13,000
Speaker 1: gotta go. You know what, I recognize your address. Sometimes

54
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,440
Speaker 1: I delivered to your neighbor's house and they have sex.

55
00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,440
Speaker 1: What Yeah, I came in one You came in one

56
00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,080
Speaker 1: time and they were just going at it. Eude, dude,

57
00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't even know that. I just I didn't know

58
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,400
Speaker 1: if that was an invitation for me or what. Why

59
00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,079
Speaker 1: are you even telling me about what my neighbors are doing.

60
00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't care about what my neighbors are doing, dude.

61
00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,000
Speaker 1: I just need my groceries. Gotcha, And when I get there,

62
00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,720
Speaker 1: I'll make sure to turn your pineapple upside down and

63
00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,720
Speaker 1: leave it, leave it on the lawn. What. I didn't

64
00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,160
Speaker 1: even order a pineapple? What are you talking about. I'll

65
00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,280
Speaker 1: get you one, I'll get you extra one. I don't

66
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,200
Speaker 1: need a pineapple. I didn't ask for a pineapple. I

67
00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,119
Speaker 1: don't need you to bring me up cause your neighbors, Yes,

68
00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure your neighbors standing in Trudy might appreciate it.

69
00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,040
Speaker 1: They say they're invited. They invited you over a ton

70
00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,600
Speaker 1: of times, and you always say no to them. What

71
00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,680
Speaker 1: it's kind of read they said that to you, well,

72
00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,600
Speaker 1: not them. Your wife relayed the information when she said

73
00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,600
Speaker 1: you up for the sprink? Call? My what that's kind

74
00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,720
Speaker 1: of what happened? Prank? What? Yeah, crank call. One of

75
00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,200
Speaker 1: my other side jobs that I do is working as

76
00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,320
Speaker 1: a radio host, and I do pranks and then I

77
00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,400
Speaker 1: say cool radio stuff like but you know, but jow,

78
00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,920
Speaker 1: you're on the radio. Huh. Oh my godd dude, are

79
00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,200
Speaker 1: you serious. I'm serious, man, you're a really good sport.

80
00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,359
Speaker 1: Your wife, Maggie set you up for this. Oh my god,

81
00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,239
Speaker 1: she said, you think the neighbors are into some weird stuff,

82
00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,440
Speaker 1: and she thought if the instacart guy knew, it would

83
00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,159
Speaker 1: really freak you out. I thought it was the weirdest

84
00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,720
Speaker 1: you've ever heard where you brought up the mole on

85
00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,600
Speaker 1: your back, and then it just got worse from there.

86
00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,799
Speaker 1: I don't know why you wouldn't check out a stranger's

87
00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,520
Speaker 1: mole when they ask you to. I'll check your back

88
00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,359
Speaker 1: if you check mine. I don't have anything going on

89
00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,120
Speaker 1: with my back. Man. Did you freak me out like that? Literally?

90
00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,440
Speaker 1: What is What's what? What's what? The pineapple? What is

91
00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,680
Speaker 1: that about? I could tell you, or I can let

92
00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,599
Speaker 1: your neighbors stand in Trudy show you. I don't know

93
00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,560
Speaker 1: if I want to know, now, trust me, you want

94
00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:04,560
Speaker 1: to know. Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday

95
00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,680
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning