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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do your need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 2: Hello Chris. Are you pretty good? How's your day?

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Speaker 1: My day has been great. I died a couple pairs

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Speaker 4: Now, people will think that you're from France or Germany.

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Speaker 4: People love visuals on this podcast. We're different than other

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Speaker 1: I'm everyone in it was a millionaire like. They all

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Speaker 4: And that's the thing I always always forget, even though

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Speaker 3: There's I used to live in this, in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: So like it's your shirt, your shirt, but that's all

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Speaker 1: I got a sweater vest, my first sweater vest. I

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: That style is so specific too.

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Speaker 1: But I've gotten so much feedback, like what's with the

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Speaker 2: Would you say over five people have given you that feedback.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now it's a skateboard brand that is

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Speaker 1: Kind of a skateboard style now that preppy but with

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Speaker 4: But just like Joe's button vest, button coin vest, your

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Speaker 1: It's itchy. It's not percent cotton, Like, don't you know

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Speaker 1: scratchy nipple shirts. I'm sorry that I went there, but

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Speaker 2: You went, oh you, I really have to get discussed wicked.

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Speaker 3: They're just a wicked reference.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's a challenging time of year.

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Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, but is it like in la is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, every once in a while there's a wind that

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Speaker 1: It's just I am. I have been cold lately. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I turned I geater on and somebody it wasn't me,

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Speaker 1: There's flaming bugs that shoot out of them. Did you

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Speaker 3: I think it is like what is kind of disheartening,

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Speaker 4: Whoaa, You can't control just your plain old human reaction, though,

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Speaker 3: Wish I could. I wish I could change it for

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Speaker 1: That's way better than screaming a low whoa whoa woe.

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Speaker 1: It sounds very calm.

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Speaker 2: Can you tell us a whoa whoa woe story that's

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Speaker 3: My dog will get attacked. I go whoa, whoa whoa.

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Speaker 3: I got mugged once. I go whoa, whoa whoa, Like

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Speaker 2: You can the list of the therapist. Change these? Please

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Speaker 2: within three years?

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Speaker 3: Do it? You don't check it out?

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Speaker 1: Well, there's just so much to cover with a therapist,

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Speaker 1: and praying mantis has never come up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one time I was in an Airbnb and I

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Speaker 3: heard scratching. I heard scratching up above. Whooped up? Saw

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Speaker 3: a little Paul come out? What little pap come out?

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Speaker 1: Did the paw have kind of fingers? Because that's a

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I never saw the rest of the body.

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Speaker 4: Because you're too busy saying whoa, whoa, wohoa.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa paw fingers.

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Speaker 3: That's the only one with fingers. Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: I if you really? And Karen and I talked about

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Speaker 1: yeah the way, there's a famous one. I'm sure you've

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Speaker 1: seen it, Joe. It's a it's a raccoon scooping up

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Speaker 1: right in your face. I've learned from a handful of

444
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: comedy movies. I fear them and they're not. The reason

445
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm scared of them is they aren't scared of humans. No, Yeah,

446
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: at least a bear. It's like avoids you raccoons.

447
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: What was your raccoon? Paul reaching down for.

448
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he just was kind of like, I'm

449
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 3: up here. I just kind of tricky thing. What I'll

450
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 3: tell you that tell you this is that I was

451
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 3: you know, I was saying, oh, you got to get

452
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 3: this thing out of here, right, And so they moved

453
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,639
Speaker 3: me out forbid, and then I came back. When I

454
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 3: came back, there was a pair of underpants.

455
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 1: No ground, Please tell me it was the raccoons underpant.

456
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: Little tiny guys.

457
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, that'd be great. And I'm afraid they were human.

458
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 3: They were a beautiful woman's underpants.

459
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, like they fell out of the guy's pocket.

460
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: I'm just dancing. But I'm afraid that's what happened.

461
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard to know what happened. But you know,

462
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: when you see a pair of underpants, you think, oh,

463
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 3: a beautiful woman.

464
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 4: Worthy some gorgeous polyester, maybe like pink polyester.

465
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: It's just beautiful. I do believe it added like kind

466
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 3: of a leopard thing. Oh, but you know, just beautiful.

467
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: I hate talking visuals, but right I'm currently wearing leopard

468
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: underpants and leopard pants both. Yeah, it's just funny that

469
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,239
Speaker 1: you mentioned that. Did I tell you, Karen, about the

470
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 1: time that I was doing a corporate.

471
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, here we go.

472
00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: They're green. Wow, and then my underpant.

473
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my goodness.

474
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 2: He really is the listener. He really is. A lot

475
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: of people think.

476
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: I'd tell tales out at school or then I'm one

477
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: of these liars. But I'm telling you, I'm wearing two liars.

478
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 1: A leopard. Yeah.

479
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: A lot of people, a lot of millionaires.

480
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

481
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: It was just running into these fact checkers, and I

482
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: always have to show them my underpants. I was doing

483
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: a corporate show for some home mortgage company years ago.

484
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: It was before, it was around two thousand and seven.

485
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: I think I caused the financial crisis.

486
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 3: That was you.

487
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: That was me. It wasn't Fanny May and Ralphie May,

488
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 1: Fanny Mac. I don't you know what I'm saying this.

489
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: They asked me at this private comedy show to do

490
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: an impression of their boss. So they brought a gray

491
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 1: wig and a long trench coat, and I was like, well,

492
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: I haven't even talked to him. Just be have a

493
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: low voice, like you smoke a lot of cigars and

494
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:09,719
Speaker 1: be really confident and just say fire some people or something,

495
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: just because everyone's kind of scared of the guy. And

496
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: I put my hand in his real jacket pocket and

497
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: there was women's underwear in the pocket, and I made

498
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: a joke like, oh, my secretary needs to I improvised

499
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: the wrong thing because I think, in fact, that's exactly

500
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 1: what the case was, and his wife ran out. I

501
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: ruined Christmas. I ruined this private event I was. I've

502
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: never hired back at the Addison improv ever. Again, I've

503
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: never worked there since. I ruined a marriage. I caused

504
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: the financial crisis.

505
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: Certainly did not ruin that marriage.

506
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: You were merely already on the rocks.

507
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: He ruined his own mind.

508
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: He wanted to get caught, but then had this jacket.

509
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't the jacket he was wearing. He didn't know this.

510
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: He wasn't like, oh, we be funny. I never got

511
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: a clear story as to what happened. I just know

512
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: he and his wife were not there at the end

513
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: of the show. That just I don't think I've ever

514
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: told you that one, Karen, No, I've never heard. I

515
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: usually like a broken record with my stories goo, and

516
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: that one is a fresh, never.

517
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: Before fresh hot goss but from years ago, but still fresh.

518
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, fresh in my mind. I've suppressed it until now.

519
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 4: Because when you said you reached into the pocket, hmm, Joe.

520
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 4: I don't know if you did this, but my comedy

521
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 4: brain went through the rolodex of the possibilities, and I

522
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 4: was hoping, maybe a little bag of cocaine something fun

523
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 4: for Christmas? Yeah, like you go, oh, you shouldn't have that.

524
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 4: But also, at the same time, if you're some sort

525
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: of running a company, maybe.

526
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: That's I could have been clever and said let it snow,

527
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: am I right? You know, like, oh that's so clever.

528
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what would you say, Okay, let's just kind

529
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 3: of go for this. What would you say, he's had

530
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 3: a big bag of pot in there.

531
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,479
Speaker 1: We all know the Christmas colors are are red and green,

532
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: but this green is gonna send you to jail. You

533
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: can't buy anything with it. And then they'd start to boo,

534
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: will you really put me on the spot there, Joe?

535
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 3: No, I think you did the perfect. No, you did perfect.

536
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 4: You had to throw this is improv you had to

537
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 4: throw something out. I know I would have said. I

538
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 4: would have held it up and said what's up, cheech

539
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 4: and chong.

540
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: See that's way better. It's relatable.

541
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 2: But I had it literally half a minute more than

542
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 2: you did.

543
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

544
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: I got to sit there and think while you were talking.

545
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: You should have yelled freeze and tapped my shoulder and

546
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: taken over Joe.

547
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 4: What would your what would you are? Off the cuff

548
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 4: remark have been about the bag of weeds.

549
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 1: There's a handgun. Now I'm going to mix it up

550
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: and changing.

551
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: Oh oh it's a hand gun, yeah.

552
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: A little tiny gold gun.

553
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 3: Oh gold gun. Yeah, okay, maybe something kind of about

554
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: Men in Black.

555
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

556
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 3: Oh, let's say somebody's about to shoot alien. Well I

557
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: think I did too quick. Yeah, a pretty quick reference

558
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 3: right at the tip of everybody's tongue.

559
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: And topical or it'spicultural.

560
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are always watching that movie. When's the lesson?

561
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 3: You watched Men in Black? In full?

562
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: I can tell you actually, because it's the first time

563
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 4: I watched it. Was the most recent time I watched it,

564
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 4: so whenever. That was nineteen twenty, the year two thousand.

565
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 4: But me and my sister and the guy was dating

566
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 4: at the time. We're all at the movie theater together

567
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 4: and the guy was kind of super low key, and

568
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: my sister and I are like me, and I'm like

569
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 4: her and she's like me. And when that part where

570
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 4: the pug starts talking in the real deep voice, you

571
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 4: know that part, and he's also he sings the song.

572
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: He raps the song.

573
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 4: My sister starts laughing so loud and so hard and

574
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 4: she can't stop, like she it like just kind of

575
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 4: tickled her funny bone perfectly, and she was laughing so

576
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 4: hard that everyone else started laughing, and people weren't liking

577
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 4: it that much, but she was like, and she if

578
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 4: I bring it up to her, she starts laughing just

579
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 4: as hard today twenty years later, because she's like, you're.

580
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 3: Telling me that little dog didn't make me us.

581
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 4: She still to this day thinks it's the funniest thing

582
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 4: she's ever seen.

583
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, you can really change. Everyone always wants me

584
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: to see The Matrix and everyone loves that movie. And

585
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: I was the only one that didn't because I saw

586
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: that in the theater and there was a deaf person

587
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: in the audience, so they had captions at the bottom,

588
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: but they were coming up a little soon, so it

589
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: would say, like, I think one of Keanu's lines and

590
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: it is oki dokie, And so it said oki doki

591
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: at the bottom for a long time, and then when

592
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: he finally said it, everyone laughed like it was we

593
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: were all watching a comedy. Everyone would laugh through all

594
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: of the Matrix because of this caption snaff food and

595
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: then and then years later everyone's like, oh, it's one

596
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: of the best movies ever made. I'm like, but it's hilarious, right, No,

597
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: only to me and the people I watched it with.

598
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 3: It is amazing, though, I think, like, it's so much easier.

599
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 3: I find it's like so much easier to watch comedy

600
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 3: movies and comedy TV with a group. Like by myself,

601
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,479
Speaker 3: I find myself feeling like I should be in jail,

602
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: Like I'm watching it and I'm like, and I enjoy it,

603
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 3: and this is my face like straight line across the mount,

604
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: and I just I can't seem to It's just so

605
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 3: much easier to laugh around other people.

606
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there. You feel insane if you're by yourself

607
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: laughing in a room alone, no other people nearby. It

608
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: seems like that's what someone rocking back and forth in

609
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: a padded room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you on that.

610
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 3: That. I just once, every couple of years, I'll watch

611
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 3: Beet and like, I'll kind of forget it, but then

612
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: the same joke makes me laugh for like ten minutes.

613
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 3: But it's just this one joke. I think it's in

614
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 3: season three, and it really gets me every time. I

615
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: always forget it's coming and then I remember, Oh, it's

616
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 3: coming in and I We had a good ten minute.

617
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 2: Laugh at which one is it? Just say it?

618
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: Well? She says she's trying to make small talk and

619
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 3: her uh like Gary's kind of abandoned her and she's

620
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 3: really desperately trying to make small talk. And she's like,

621
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 3: someone says their name and she goes and I forget

622
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: what the name is, but she goes, Oh, I wish

623
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 3: I had a cousin with that name. Is that's the

624
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: worst small tu That's the worst.

625
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 4: That's I like jokes like that where when you hear it,

626
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 4: the first thing that popped in my mind is whoever

627
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 4: wrote that joke actually said that one time? Right, They're

628
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 4: just like when you're going around a room like that,

629
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 4: of like, what's the dumbest thing we could say here?

630
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 4: And then everyone just starts saying the dumbest thing or

631
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 4: the most embarrassing thing that.

632
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: Held for years afterwards. Like one time in junior high,

633
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: I said.

634
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: This, Yeah, that was that was a day in the

635
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: writing room where they all told embarrassing stories. And they

636
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 1: probably had fun at their little table.

637
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: I wish I had a guessin with that mad.

638
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 3: A really special one that Yeah, but it just you

639
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: do you both laugh at comedy?

640
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: I do, I do, And I found I was paying

641
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: attention to it more when we were all in quarantine

642
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: and I was just said, I was monitoring my behavior

643
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: pretty closely because I was really afraid I was going

644
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: to go crazy. But I have to say I kind

645
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: of enjoyed myself, and that included laughing out loud at

646
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: a lot of things.

647
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, wonderful.

648
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: I laughed very The hardest I laughed was at that

649
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: moment in Shit's Creek where the mom makes up that

650
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: story about a biker that cut off all her daughter's

651
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: hair because she's trying to scare off this guy that

652
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: was going to give the hotel a bad review. And

653
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: the story she comes up with all off the top

654
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: of her head is. I watched it over and over

655
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: and over, and I kept laughing at Catherine O'Hara's made

656
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: up story. It is the funniest to me. That and

657
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: her scat singing make me laugh the best, harder than

658
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 1: anything that I can think of currently.

659
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 4: Mine was if I may mine was please Arrested Development,

660
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: because I've rewatched Arrested Development in the past three years.

661
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 4: I think I've watched it eight times, and like the

662
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 4: last time I went to start it again, I was

663
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 4: like you, I think, I said out loud, like you,

664
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 4: you've lost your mind. This is too many times. But

665
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 4: it isn't too many times, because I think a lot

666
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 4: like Veep, where they have such subtle jokes and so

667
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 4: many jokes that you miss them entirely, like the first

668
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 4: several times you watch them. So there's an said work

669
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 4: Tobias David Cross is getting ready to go do a

670
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 4: part on a like on an actual set, I think,

671
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 4: and someone says, oh, do you have to bring your

672
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 4: own costume or something like that, and he goes, oh,

673
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 4: you know, these television shows, it's all about the detail.

674
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 4: And then he opens up a cupboard and there's a

675
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 4: used Starbucks cup. It's empty except for there's a used

676
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 4: Starbucks cup on the second shelf, and he just sits

677
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 4: there and then he just closes the cupboard and it

678
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 4: is so subtle that the first time I saw it

679
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 4: was like the third time I watched the series in

680
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: its entirety, and I laughed.

681
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: For so long.

682
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: And then a little while later George Michael opens a

683
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 4: different cupboard and he's like, he's just it's just his

684
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 4: action while he's saying something else, and he reaches up.

685
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 4: When he opens the cupboard, there's one nature velly granola

686
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 4: bar sitting on a shelf and nothing else in the

687
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 4: entire thing, and he just takes it down like that's

688
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 4: his snack.

689
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 2: It's so hilariously perfect.

690
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: That makes me think that was something where again, someone

691
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: hid that up there and it wasn't. They didn't know

692
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 1: what was going to be there. That was another fun

693
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: day in the writing room. God, I gotta get in

694
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: one of these writing rooms.

695
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: I mean, we can't actually be talking about hilarious television

696
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 4: shows though, Joe without talking about Joe Para talks with you.

697
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: I knew it.

698
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what a transition I was looking for kind

699
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: of pro we're both very pro.

700
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's just such a good show.

701
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 4: I mean, tell us about everything about it that you

702
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 4: feel and think.

703
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 3: Please, Well, uh, they gave my dad his television debut.

704
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: I love that amazing. M h wait what episode was

705
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: the end?

706
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 3: Was it the He's in the grocery Store episode He's

707
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 3: plays Fred the sample guy he gives honey the honey

708
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: ham that takes the honey amazing, and he got to

709
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 3: fly in season three, so he he had a pretty

710
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 3: good time all in all.

711
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 2: So good And so you were on it and you

712
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 2: wrote on it, right.

713
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was kind of like I think at

714
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: the time we were all like some of us had

715
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: had like a like a couple of years of late

716
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: night experience, but that was about it. Like the that

717
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 3: was like the I think we had a combined maybe

718
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: two years of television making that we had all together too, Yes,

719
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 3: and so everybody we were all like, I can't believe

720
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 3: it even got made because it was like we were

721
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: just like a bunch of monkeys and typewriters like we were.

722
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 3: Really it was. I think it was also just like Joe,

723
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: he gets like very passionate about things, like like truly

724
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 3: about beans or like rat wars, and like he won't

725
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 3: stop talking about it. So then it's kind of the

726
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 3: game is just like figuring out how to make the

727
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 3: story around him actually being very passionate about a thing

728
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: that I do believe no one else cares about.

729
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: I want to assume and I do assume he's probably

730
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: one hundred percent the person he is on that show

731
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: in real life.

732
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's like, you know, he's like a

733
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 3: city you know, like he like, you know, he's like

734
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 3: I think maybe he does grow tomatoes, but he's Yeah,

735
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,959
Speaker 3: i'd say he's a little you know, he's a he's

736
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 3: a dirty comedian, just like the.

737
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's even better.

738
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't I don't know. He might go

739
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 3: to church.

740
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: Hard to say, but yeah, he's just for the friendships

741
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: he's built there.

742
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, his friend group is through the church.

743
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 3: But I don't know if he.

744
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 4: Has no Yeah, it's to counterbalance the people he spends

745
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 4: time with it at comedy shows. He has to the

746
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 4: first time I ever met him was at a comedy

747
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: show at Ron Lynch's Midnight show.

748
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great shows.

749
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: It's the best. I miss it.

750
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 4: It's I think it is. Actually I think he might

751
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 4: be doing it at the Allegion.

752
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, it's a great show.

753
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 4: But Joe was in town and he was doing a set. Now,

754
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 4: I grew up on a street called Eucalyptus Avenue and

755
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 4: it was way out in the country. Out it was

756
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 4: like five miles out of town. And also it had

757
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 4: an eucalyptus grove on it, so between our house and

758
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 4: my aunt Jean's house was our next door neighbor, but

759
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 4: they lived like half a mile away. We'd walk up

760
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 4: the road and because of the eucalyptus grove, all the

761
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: acorns would fall or whatever and there would be little

762
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 4: caps on the ground and you would pick them up

763
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 4: and whistle into them. And that was just like like

764
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 4: it was no one even taught us how to do it.

765
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 4: Every every kid knew how to do it. It was

766
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 4: just kind of weirdly the thing. Joe Para gets on

767
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 4: stage at Ron's show and he was just like, hello, everybody,

768
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna teach you how to.

769
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: Make a whistle out of an acorn cap.

770
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 4: And I'm standing on the side just there to watch him,

771
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 4: and I fucking started crying. It was it was I

772
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 4: was like, whatever, whoever this guy is, whatever the fuck

773
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 4: he is doing, I am so one hundred percent into it.

774
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 4: And he literally taught everybody how to use an acorn

775
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 4: cap to whistle and then left the stage. No one

776
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 4: knew what the fuck was going on. They couldn't figure

777
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 4: out if it was a character. They didn't know what

778
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 4: and I was just like, yes, I'm here for this.

779
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: It made me so.

780
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 4: Fucking happy, and it was so wholesome and so sweet

781
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 4: and also kind of that thing of like when people

782
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 4: do stuff like that for me in laced into comedy

783
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: shows where everybody's trying to be a bigger, tough guy,

784
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 4: a cool girl, whatever, everybody's trying to be edgy or

785
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 4: whatever thing they do, when it's run through with people

786
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 4: who actually are just kind of showing up as themselves

787
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 4: and like I have an idea, it's like, oh, this

788
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 4: is what I got into it for.

789
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: This is like I don't know.

790
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 4: It made me so happy, and then like basically everything

791
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 4: I've seen him do after that, I'm just like, that's

792
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 4: fucking acorn cap. Now he's on TV. But actually it

793
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 4: did not seem like a TV show that people who

794
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 4: didn't know how to make TV made, because there's some

795
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 4: episodes of that when he babiesits that little fucking girl

796
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: and they do fireworks. It's the most beautiful episode of

797
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 4: television I've seen. Like there's so much good shit in

798
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 4: that show.

799
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: It's so good.

800
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 3: It's like everybody had to learn really quick, and I, yeah,

801
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 3: it's a I think that given what we what we

802
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 3: knew beforehand, Yeah, I think it'll turned out better than

803
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: we it should have. But it was it was definitely

804
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 3: like a big learning curve. It was like also, the

805
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 3: acting was just like kind of more than a lot

806
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: of us had ever done. It's like we were used

807
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 3: to doing like web series and stuff. So it's like

808
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I gotta stay here forever. I used

809
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 3: to snacks. You're like, do I get to eat all

810
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 3: these snacks? And then you eat all the snacks and

811
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 3: then you're like, I'm sick, and they're like, you can't

812
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: leave because I ate too many. You know, you just

813
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 3: kind of don't know yet, right. I Once I ate

814
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 3: a big it was a break. I ate a big

815
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 3: bag of cheetos, kind of like you're really not supposed

816
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 3: to do that as an actor. Then you have orange

817
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: hands in.

818
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: The next take on camera.

819
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and your character didn't really go to eat.

820
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: Cheetos, So that's a continuity issue.

821
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 3: There's a continuity issue that's pretty pretty bright, and so.

822
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 4: You wipe them off on the back of your of

823
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: your chinos and then there's that problem.

824
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you got orange. You know, it's just kind

825
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 3: of where's the orange gonna go?

826
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: It's tricky, you know, and you try and suck it

827
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: off your fingers and it just turns to cement orange cement.

828
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 4: M h.

829
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 2: That's right.

830
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: Have you figured out how to eat cheetos in a

831
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 3: way that's okay to do in front of other people?

832
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: If you don't mind me going first. I get a

833
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: paper towel and I put them in the paper towel

834
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: in my cupped hand and I just kind of scoop

835
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: them in with a paper.

836
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 2: Towel hand with the mouth like you're a horse, like

837
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 2: a horse.

838
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: Like I'm feeding myself, but myself is a horse, and

839
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: I instead of hoofs, i've hands. It works great.

840
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better.

841
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I do.

842
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you did it in front of other people.

843
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: I know. I think for me, and I think they

844
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: should be for everyone. And cheeto consumption is a private matter.

845
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 3: M m.

846
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: It should be dealt with without others. But you end

847
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: up at a party and it's always in a bowl,

848
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: and then I want to hug people.

849
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. When they're in a bowl at

850
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 4: a party, there's too much moisture in the air. And

851
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 4: so if you think you're going to enjoy one that

852
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 4: you pull out of a public bowl your high as

853
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 4: a kite, which actually might help. But for me, if

854
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 4: I were to do that, I would only eat one

855
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 4: and I'd be like amazing, and I pretend that's all

856
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 4: I wanted, when in fact I had just started that

857
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 4: sodium like harrow and hit where then you just want

858
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 4: eight hundred. So I would probably avoid that publicly, but

859
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 4: I'll drive it.

860
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: I would go straight out of the bag.

861
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: And for some reason, because of the way that Cheetos

862
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: are shaped, because.

863
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: I only like the crunchy ones.

864
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 3: Yes, well you're normal, right, Okay, thank you.

865
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: I think the puffed ones are weird, Yeah, too artificial.

866
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 4: I hold them and then I hold my other three

867
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 4: fingers up like a like a fine British lady. So

868
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 4: I kind of eat them like that, like hmmm, dainty,

869
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 4: but like a dainty pig.

870
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I hold mine like a little club because every Cheeto

871
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: reminds me of Captain Caveman's little club.

872
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 2: And so you hold it with your whole fist.

873
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I go Captain cave And then I throw

874
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: it into my mouth like I'm striking my face. Yes,

875
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: that's a private. Well why are these parties you go

876
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: to all wet in the air? Is it because of

877
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: the dancing and kissing?

878
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, they're dirty dancing parties where everybody re enacts.

879
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: High octane makeout parties.

880
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

881
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to come and go to the parties.

882
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 4: You've got a common party with Joe. How do you

883
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: eat Cheetos?

884
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 3: You know, here's what I found that I the last

885
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 3: two times I've seen them in public, I have eaten them,

886
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 3: and then I, no matter what, something is wrong with

887
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 3: my hands because it just it's almost like none of

888
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 3: the cheese remains on the chip into my body. It's

889
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 3: it's all on the hand. And so then I kind

890
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 3: of wonder if there's a way to get it off,

891
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 3: And sometimes I think, well, maybe there's a way to

892
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 3: get it off, just if I go like this enough,

893
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 3: you know, and that's I think that. You know that

894
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 3: people can hear that, right, Yeah, but it's it doesn't

895
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: come and I have to excuse myself.

896
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah you could. You could rub your tips together and

897
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: roll off the tiny little cheese worms. That's right, tiny

898
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,479
Speaker 1: little cheese worms. I'm sorry, that's I'm so sorry.

899
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: I was at a loss for words, but it is

900
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 3: rubbing your tips together to get off the little cheese worms.

901
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 3: That was the expression I was looking for, desperately.

902
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 4: Searching for that express, that very well known expression.

903
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 3: Rubbing your tips together to get off the little cheese worm.

904
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 2: Ridiculous.

905
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 4: Is there anything that you be in Saint Louis that

906
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 4: you're excited because it's funny. My friend just came back

907
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 4: from Saint Louis and he made me and my other

908
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 4: friend Saint Louis style pizza and he brought back the

909
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 4: pizza crusts, the sauce, and he bought that special cheese.

910
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: You know, don't you think of it? Provail? What do

911
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 3: you think of it?

912
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 2: I thought it was really good.

913
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 4: It was almost like having an appetizer for dinner, which

914
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 4: I'm always down for anything that changes it up like

915
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 4: that in such a fantastic way.

916
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: But I really loved it.

917
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 4: And he actually bought it there, packed it with ice

918
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 4: packs and brought it home to us.

919
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, Saint Louis is like really, I'd say

920
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: the biggest, the proudest part of Saint Louis is the

921
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 3: heavy ash.

922
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: Really are there other ones?

923
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, there's a deep friedli they call toasted gravid at.

924
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: The at the Helium there. Yeah, you had it.

925
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: The toast, that's a very good one. And there's this

926
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 3: thing called Joey butter cake and then kind of like.

927
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: My friend brought us that. It's on. I have half

928
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 2: in my kitchen right now.

929
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 3: Well, take a good friend.

930
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: I know Zachny Towers.

931
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 3: He's as I was on the same festival as him.

932
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh was it in Saint Louis.

933
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he he's from Saint Louis too, I just learned.

934
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the friends. He's the funniest.

935
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's great.

936
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

937
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: Last time I sent Saint Louis, I hung out with

938
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: the guy from Perfect Strangers. That was not belky.

939
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 3: How did that happen?

940
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: He's from there, and I hung out with his friends

941
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: and I think someone put something in my drink. It

942
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: wasn't him, but I don't remember most of the night,

943
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: and I took many ubers to different parts of town.

944
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: It was a learning experience, but again rich, very wealthy financiers,

945
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: and I trust I told you. Until then I had

946
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: to follow the paper trail and see what I had

947
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: done that night.

948
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 3: Oh, be careful.

949
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love him. I love the city. I

950
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: had a great time. I really enjoyed it.

951
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

952
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: Other than being.

953
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 3: Drugged, there's well yeah, other than that that, it does

954
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: have so much to offer.

955
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe I was offered those things, but I

956
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: was so out of it, I don't recall much.

957
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's this, uh, there's a great grocery store called Schnooks.

958
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 3: That's the big one. Listen, there's a lot going on Lewis,

959
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 3: for sure. You know, there's there's just so much at

960
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 3: all times.

961
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: You could go in the elevator and the top of

962
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: that arch, yes, you can't. It's like a walk of Vader.

963
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: It goes sideways at one point, right.

964
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike Rain works there, and she told me that

965
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: she can't drink coffee when she works at the top

966
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 3: of it because there's no bathroom.

967
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

968
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 3: So once you're up, only four people can go up

969
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 3: at a time, and only four people can go down

970
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: at a time.

971
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: Wow. It's like a smoke jumpers lookout station.

972
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 3: And so you can't go to the bathroom. There's no bathroom.

973
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 2: Wow, there's no way I could do that.

974
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: Does that arch ever get struck by lightning?

975
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 3: Not that I know, but they thought, you know, big

976
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 3: did you see They didn't think those are two arches

977
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 3: were going.

978
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 2: To meet in the middle when they built it.

979
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they built up the sides on both sides, and

980
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: they nobody thought I was going to meet.

981
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: Really, they didn't have a plan.

982
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: You know. I think that maybe just a lot of

983
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 3: people doubted.

984
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: A lot of negativity.

985
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 3: They say, show me, show me it's gonna Is that.

986
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 2: What they mean by that?

987
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, show me that arch is actually going.

988
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 2: To Yeah, let me see for my shoe. Yeah. And

989
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: did you have fun at that festival?

990
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, who's got a little doggy? I got a

991
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 3: little doggy here?

992
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I put my dogs want to be

993
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 4: in here with me when I record, but they are

994
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 4: too noisy. And then I put them outside and they

995
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 4: stay good for like thirty five minutes. And then my dog, Frank,

996
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 4: he just can't take it anymore. He has to punish

997
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 4: me for leaving him out.

998
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dog punishes me when I take a shower, screaming.

999
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 3: He started screaming.

1000
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: What kind of dog do you have?

1001
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 3: It's like a Yorky in Honey, I blew up the kid, big, huge,

1002
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 3: huge Yorky, too.

1003
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: Big, a gigantic Yorky.

1004
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. About eighteen pounds.

1005
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: Do yor kids have like Wilford Brimley mustaches.

1006
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: Someone just recently said that, like he kind of looks

1007
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 3: like really hot possum.

1008
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I'm not familiar with the hot possum breed.

1009
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a sexy possum.

1010
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: Oh a sexy sensual possum. Let's get a leopard sweater

1011
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: for this hot possum.

1012
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: That is That is an expression. I was also looking

1013
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 3: for you.

1014
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a way. I have away with it. Yeah,

1015
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: I see the gap and I fell it in with

1016
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: the right information. I wanted to talk to you about

1017
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: in New York, and I worry about them during the wintertime.

1018
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: Do you have these little cute delivery robots. No, they

1019
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: are in like Beverly Hills here and Hollywood, these cute

1020
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: little robots on four wheels. It's a little box and

1021
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: it reminds me of Wally. And they're really cute and

1022
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: they're really cautious. They're delivering food. I think usually like

1023
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: it'll be a Postmate's logo on the side, but they're

1024
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: really cautious when they cross streets and they say excuse

1025
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: me when you get out of the way, and they

1026
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 1: say thank you and I worry about their well being,

1027
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: and I really love these robots, and it's bizarre that

1028
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: I think most people see it as a scary sign

1029
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: of the future because it's a robot on the sidewalk

1030
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: with an antenna. But I really I love them and

1031
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: I'm concerned for them. And I wondered if you'd seen

1032
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: them in New York how they do with snow.

1033
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: I don't think they're in New York yet.

1034
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: Well, they're just slowly. Are you seeing them, Karen?

1035
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 4: I have seen people post pictures of them who live

1036
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 4: in I think Hollywood, like more Central. I've never seen

1037
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 4: them in person.

1038
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 1: I don't know why I like them so much. It's

1039
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: not what I expected, but I really want to dress

1040
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: them up. I worry about them being vandalized in a

1041
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: way that I'm like, would stand up for this.

1042
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 4: Just because we were talking about having dogs and you

1043
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 4: were like, this is the closest thing I can see.

1044
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the closest thing I have to a pet.

1045
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: Is I have access if I drive to the right

1046
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: neighborhood on these little robots that I've built a little

1047
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: friendships with, and I think it's mutual. If I saw

1048
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: some a group of near Dowell's hitting one with a

1049
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: baseball bat. I think I would intervene and say leave

1050
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: it alone. You know. Oh, I really worry about them.

1051
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: This sounds crazy, but I really like delivery robots. I

1052
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 1: think they're just cute.

1053
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 4: Well, you're made for the future where you empathize with machines.

1054
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 4: I mean, that's you're gonna do great.

1055
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cry at the end of Terminator three, they

1056
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: can develop emotions.

1057
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 2: He goes down into that. Yeah, it's really sad.

1058
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1059
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: Can I say something kind of controversial? Yeah?

1060
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: Please, that's the reason we do this.

1061
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay. So I saw a Terminator recently, the first one. Yeah,

1062
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 3: and I thought the only good scene was when those

1063
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 3: two ladies were getting ready her roommates. Yeah, and then

1064
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 3: he goes and kills her, and that's didn't done and

1065
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 3: there's nothing else like that. That was the best part

1066
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 3: of that whole movie.

1067
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't even remember this.

1068
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: He killed some innocent Sarah Connor's roommates.

1069
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 3: They're putting makeup on in front of the mirror, having

1070
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 3: a good time laughing. He comes in and blows her up. Done.

1071
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, oh I don't Why don't I remember that.

1072
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: I blocked it out.

1073
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 4: I guess it's when he first starts to go find her.

1074
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,959
Speaker 4: I have to say this is a controversial opinion verse

1075
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: of yours Joe, because I find the love story in

1076
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 4: that movie that is such a classic eighties boy action movie.

1077
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 4: But the love story between Sarah Connor and her future babies, yes,

1078
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 4: John Connor, John Connor is so romantic, like because they're

1079
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 4: just trying to survive.

1080
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah no, didn't do it.

1081
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I see that. I think it does. I

1082
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: see what you're saying. I think that's another highlight of

1083
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 3: the movie. I would say, i'd say the worst part.

1084
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I remember on VHS watching their love scene repeatedly,

1085
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: but I don't think it was coming from the heart.

1086
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: I think I was just a young boy and it's

1087
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: the closest we had to adult film. But it wasn't

1088
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: important to me. They're really ship.

1089
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 3: Well, I think you should give that little scene of

1090
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 3: them getting ready to rewatch.

1091
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: It's really awful.

1092
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 4: That sounds like true, like you you feel like they

1093
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 4: really are friends.

1094
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: That sounds great scene from RoboCop, but much more violent.

1095
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: That's that's a disturbing movie.

1096
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 3: It is. I never seen that one.

1097
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: It's very don't bother you'll will it'll put you in

1098
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: a dark place.

1099
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 3: Oh, No, I don't need that.

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Speaker 2: Not in the twenty degrees.

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00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 3: No, I had this uplifting conversation, I can't go back.

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Speaker 2: Down, don't go don't go back Joe.

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Speaker 1: Two of the stories from your stand up or jokes

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00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: that had stories involved that I liked the most. I

1105
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: related very much to having a comedy haircut because I

1106
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 1: had one after quarantine, and that comedian was carrot top.

1107
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: I had long, carrot, choppy hair and I had to

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00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: deal with that, and I said goodbye to it because

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00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: I was confronted by the fact I had comedy specific hair.

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00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: And then also, your little fifth grade boyfriend that would

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00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: break up with you every Friday to do god knows

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00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: what on the weekends, only to get back together with

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00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: you on Monday.

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Speaker 2: He did it because he wanted the weekends free.

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00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think was the reasoning behind that?

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00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably it's a lot of fifth grader on the weekend.

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00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: That's awful.

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00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 3: It's really tough, you know, to think about just that

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00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 3: Monday through Friday down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a little sixth grade girlfriend. She was

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00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: so cute and I liked her, and she would she

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00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,439
Speaker 1: broke up with me ten times because I was too

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00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: scared to try and kiss her, and all of her

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00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: friends would gather around and they'd heckle us. It was

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00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: very traumatic. Yeah, anyway, I related to your comedy.

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00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 4: You kind of piggybacked on Joe's tragedy with your own tragedy.

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00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: I do do that. I do do that.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was really love. I loved it. You know,

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00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 3: someone else is getting dumped. That's the best thing you

1130
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 3: can think of when you get dumped, to hear someone

1131
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 3: else got dumped. That's the only thing you want to hear.

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00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: True, And how did he just called you up? And

1133
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: what did he say?

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00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 3: You dun't? I mean it was really kind of a

1135
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 3: classic economy of words.

1136
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 2: Get dump.

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00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: I imagine him on the phone, the hand that wasn't

1138
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: holding the phone was doing something like this with his thumb,

1139
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: You're dumped, and he was emotioning.

1140
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 4: I kind of imagined an index finger pointing down you dumb.

1141
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: That is that is more of a burn.

1142
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's really brutal. I mean, worst case scenario

1143
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 3: is called the milky way. Take a big bite after,

1144
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 3: you know, really brutal. I don't know if you feel

1145
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 3: this way. But I'm always every time. I like, every

1146
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 3: time I do something, I'm like, wow, this is cool,

1147
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 3: look at look at this, people check it out, and

1148
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 3: then afterwards it's like a few years later, I'm just

1149
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: horrified that it's even out in the world. That's so horrified.

1150
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 3: And then you said that you listened to it, and

1151
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: I think, oh god, but it does always horrifying. Does

1152
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: that happen to you that timeline or does that not happen?

1153
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: Oh what happens? Absolutely?

1154
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time I do comedy for a living and

1155
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm petrified that people are licening to it when I'm

1156
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: not around.

1157
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 4: When I put out a comedy album, I had to

1158
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 4: pretend it didn't exist for like five years, but because

1159
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 4: I was like, how did I even do that? How

1160
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 4: did I get that done? And then just I was

1161
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 4: just like, I don't want to hear about it. If

1162
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 4: you have anything to say about it, that's your business,

1163
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 4: Like wow, the real shame avoidance issue.

1164
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: But things change when those big fat checks start rolling in.

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00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, oh god, it was really can I just

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00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 4: say for this that particular.

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00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 3: Album, So I hadn't gotten any money from it, and

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01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 3: I was like, well, what the hell's going on here,

1169
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 3: and you know, I'm getting real confident, you know what

1170
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 3: I mean, because it's been a few years and I

1171
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 3: forgot it existed. And then I thought, oh, well maybe

1172
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 3: that's an income source. And so then you know, I

1173
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 3: get all fired up. Yeah this is interesting. I haven't

1174
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 3: seen one pretty since. I was so self righteous. And

1175
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 3: then they were like, oh, well, you still haven't made

1176
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 3: your advance up. But this was years later. This was

1177
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 3: so many like seven years later, like you still but

1178
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: when you do make up that advance will be the

1179
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: first to let you know. It was like, oh, but

1180
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 3: the advance was so small. I mean it was really

1181
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 3: a humbling moment, and you know that's why you can't

1182
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 3: really I just had to respond thank you so much

1183
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 3: to the email that was, wait.

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01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 2: What's the name of that album, Joe?

1185
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly or the one that you have, you

1186
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: know what we could if you don't want to mention albums.

1187
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: Hear about the game that you invented, the card game.

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01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: I think it's amazing that you're inventing. You're an inventor

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01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: of games.

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Speaker 3: So this game it's called Fruits, Yeah, and it's like basically,

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01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 3: what you're trying to do is it's kind of a

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01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 3: game of strategy and change. But basically what you're trying

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01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 3: to do is get bunches of three of the same fruit,

1194
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 3: and there's like apples and bananas and grapes. But then

1195
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 3: what happens. You can some people can sport your efforts

1196
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:33,439
Speaker 3: by putting mice or locusts on really on, but you can,

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01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 3: you know, you can double your points with a pie,

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01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 3: kind of like jin Rummy meets Uno meets.

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Speaker 4: So this is basically is like from eight to eighty

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01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 4: anyone can play this game.

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01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 3: That is indeed true the truth. Yeah, yeah, my ninety

1202
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 3: five year old grandpa just learned it. They learned it,

1203
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 3: so so over eighty.

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01:01:55,240 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 4: For fruits And is this available anywhere on the web site?

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01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 2: Where can we get.

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01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 3: Oh, it's available anywhere you can find it. But it's

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01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 3: you know, I think that it's It was like we

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01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 3: had like a little release party and like thirty people

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01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 3: were playing this game, thirty adults and I gave it.

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01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 3: They were eating blopops And just see a group of

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01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 3: adults eating bluepops playing colorful card game. It's really next

1212
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 3: to you think, what's gone what's gone on here? You know,

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01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 3: it's really it's a very interesting picture. It's a very

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01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 3: it's a wholesome Yeah.

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01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: I think that sounds wholesome.

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01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 4: Because have you played Apples to Apples, which is not

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01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 4: I love that game. We had a game not going

1218
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 4: through quarantine with the same kind of five or six people,

1219
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 4: and we usually ended up playing because there was lots

1220
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 4: of choices, obviously, but we would end up playing Apples

1221
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 4: to Apples because it was kind of funny and easy

1222
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 4: and kind of low key. And it sounds to me

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01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 4: like Fruits is very similar in that way.

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01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: I tried. I did it with this digestion nap. We

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01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 3: tried to make the game you could play in the hospital.

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01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: Just to get you back on your feet.

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01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like you know, it's like you want

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01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 3: to play something in the hospital that's not like something

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01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 3: that you could focus on a little bit but not

1230
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 3: have to focus on too much. Yes, the hospital game.

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01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect. It'll just put a little spring in your step.

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01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 2: It'll put a little fluid in your ivy bag.

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01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 3: Hopefully if you're going to the hospital, grab your Fruits.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how long you'll be there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But can I just ask one thing please about

1236
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 3: what this podcast was like before COVID.

1237
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, who drives Karen. Karen is much better at talking

1238
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,919
Speaker 1: and driving I but you combine them and I am

1239
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: everyone's life is in danger or I'm driving well and

1240
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm not even listening to anyone talk. So we we

1241
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: learned very quickly that Karen's the better multitasker.

1242
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 3: And then do you sit in the front seat? We do.

1243
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: We don't look at each other. It's profile, the profile

1244
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: I rarely glance over. It wasn't until we start doing

1245
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: Zoom that I started to look at Karen's face.

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01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 2: I've never seen Chris's right eye until.

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01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. She thought I was this weird cyclops for so.

1248
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 4: Long, but I accepted him, and I think that's why

1249
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 4: it worked. Yeah, we can't wait to get back in

1250
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 4: the car. So everybody that does the Zoom version of

1251
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 4: the podcast gets to automatically get rebooked for when we're real.

1252
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: So if you're in town doing your comedy concerts as

1253
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,439
Speaker 1: you like to call them, you I demand you call them.

1254
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: We can take you to your show. And occasionally we

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01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: still do airport pickups at burbankcon.

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01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 4: Burbank burbancone laxis to yes, okay fighting l Yeah became

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01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 4: too violent.

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01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I wouldn't want to get into violence right away.

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01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 2: Not right away.

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01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 3: I'll go to Burbank, don't.

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01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: Pro Okay, yeah, just pay a few hundred dollars more

1262
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 1: on your flight for the purposes of being in our

1263
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: podcast and we will love you for it.

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01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank.

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01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: You so much. You're a You're a delight uh to

1266
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: speak with.

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01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 2: You're hilarious.

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01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you both are so funny and I really am

1269
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 3: so I was so honored to be asked to be honest.

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01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 3: It's this is such a dream. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Well, thanks, it's nice you to say you've been listening

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01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: to Do you need a ride? D U I n

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Speaker 1: A are? This has been an exactly right production.

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01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 4: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Troy.

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01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 4: podcast That's d y Nar Podcast.

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01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.