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Speaker 1: It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you Should Know

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Speaker 1: from House Stuff Works dot Com. Hey, and welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. With me is always as

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Speaker 1: Charles W. Chuckers Bryant, and that makes this stuff you

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Speaker 1: should know. I'm always here for you. Josh. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: don't whatever. I'm glad you are. Chuck. Sure. This is

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Speaker 1: UM Day two, Episode two in the new Studio. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the walls are closing in on us. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: looking in here now. I'm already used to it, Chuck, Josh. Um,

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Speaker 1: So the Bible has been popping up in my life

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Speaker 1: a lot lately. Really, Yeah, um, you mean? And I

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Speaker 1: just started subscribing to Harper's Monthly Weekly, one of those two.

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Speaker 1: It's like this magazine from like eight nine, okay. Um.

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Speaker 1: And in the first article of the first issue that

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Speaker 1: section by a guy who says that the Old Testament

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Speaker 1: is an allegory for the Neolithic revolution. Remember we went

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Speaker 1: really cool points, Um, like for example, Kane and Abel.

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Speaker 1: and it's like, are you the sir, You the gentleman

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Speaker 1: but this this week, man three, it's an exciting week.

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Speaker 1: I never talked about the Bible. It never comes up,

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Speaker 1: Church never comes up. But here we are, all right, Chuck.

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Speaker 1: Did Thomas Jefferson right or rewrite the Bible? Fact or fiction? Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's old school, Josh. That is faction because he um,

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Speaker 1: It's so personal that he decided to craft his own Bible. Yes.

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