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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI,

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight hundred,

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Speaker 1: dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your

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Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred, d uy away. Proud

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Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred. Do you

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Speaker 1: y away? He's another Jubils nun taps on the twenty

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Kathy. Hi, there is Cathy there. This is Kathy.

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Speaker 1: I just said that. This is she. Oh okay, Hi, Kathy,

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Oh? Yes, my name is Hilario

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Speaker 1: and my boss isn't named Mike, and he hired me

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Speaker 1: to cut your lawn. I'm new. Wait, Mike hired you

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Speaker 1: to cut our lawn. Yes, Mike hired me the other day. Um,

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Speaker 1: so okay. He didn't say anything about Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead? I'm sorry, I'm just in the middle of something.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Go ahead. Well, I've got it all

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Speaker 1: loaded in the back of my truck and I'll probably

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Speaker 1: bring it back on Thursday. Okay, you're cutting our lawn

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Speaker 1: on Thursday. I didn't understand you. Oh I guess I

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Speaker 1: could get to the point. Um, in order to give

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Speaker 1: your lawn the perfect cut that it deserves, I thought

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Speaker 1: it would be best to take it back to my

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Speaker 1: apartment so I can deal with it there, and then

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Speaker 1: I will return it on Thursday. Look, I'm really busy

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Speaker 1: at work right now. Nothing you're saying is making any sense.

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Speaker 1: You just tell me what's going on. I'll return your

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Speaker 1: lawn on Thursday after I've done cutting it. But right

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Speaker 1: now it's in the back of my truck waiting to

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Speaker 1: be cut. You dug up one and put it in

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Speaker 1: your truck. Yes, I said I would return it on

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Speaker 1: Thursday so I can give your lawn the proper cut

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Speaker 1: that it deserves. Pulled up my damn lawn the brass

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Speaker 1: and I paid you have the down you pulled it up?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? My mom has always told me I'm

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Speaker 1: an out of the box thinker. I marched to the

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Speaker 1: beat of my own drummer. I believe. So. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to tell you because my boss, Mike says that

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Speaker 1: I'm not really good at communicating. So I wanted to

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Speaker 1: communicate with you that the lawn will be back on

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Speaker 1: Thursday looking better than new, better than ever. Stop telling

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Speaker 1: me it's coming back. Stop saying you're bringing the grass back.

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Speaker 1: It makes no sense. No, I think I know the problem,

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Speaker 1: and you wanted it back before Thursday, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think to cut up my lad. There's a post on

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Speaker 1: a damn more over it, not cut it up and

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Speaker 1: shove up. And oh my god. I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: that this is sort of a scenario where if you're

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Speaker 1: hiring somebody to cut your lawn, you should let the

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Speaker 1: experts handle it, and I'm the expert in that area.

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Speaker 1: You run a work over it, you don't dig it

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Speaker 1: up and put it in the back of your stupid truck.

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Speaker 1: You got pretty angry. You think you think I'm angry.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be upset because this is a very new technique. Technique.

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Speaker 1: Now are you talking about you? An ass idea? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: people called the first guy they go into space, a

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Speaker 1: stupid idea. Oh my god, you're the grass height and

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Speaker 1: you're not some actual famous that you're supposed to drive

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Speaker 1: a lawn more across the grass. I suppose I'm the

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Speaker 1: astrophysicist of gardening because I'm venturing out where no man

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Speaker 1: has gone before. You're not, Oh my God. Sometimes to

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Speaker 1: be an innovator, you have to break the rules. Stop up,

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Speaker 1: get my grass out of your truck and put it

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Speaker 1: back on my lawn. Do you understand me? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: not actually a truck's Toyle crowl Oh, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you realize you're fired. You never got to cut grass

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Speaker 1: on a couch again. I'm calling Mike. There is no

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Speaker 1: way you are done. Do you understand done? Do you

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Speaker 1: know how many times Steve Jobs was fired before you

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Speaker 1: create an apple? Quite a few. You just solidified yourself

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Speaker 1: as the biggest lawn on earth, even a bigger more

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Speaker 1: on than your husband. Jeff. Who are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Because he set you up for this prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Jeff set you up. It's a joke. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm blood pressure like a crazy ass person. He sounded calm.

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Speaker 1: I'm very calm. Your husband told me that he wanted

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Speaker 1: to play a joke on you because you love your

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Speaker 1: lawn so much you would be upset. That was so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I can't even bully and you like, I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: it to the sofa. I'm gonna cut it. It's corona.

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Speaker 1: If you if you really, if you really loved your lawn,

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Speaker 1: you would take it home and cut it on your couch.