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Speaker 1: as Gagon is right over there. The Schmendrick is making
Speaker 1: his way into the studio. I am here, I am loud,
Speaker 1: I am proud. I might say too that I'm pretty
Speaker 1: tan skin is nice and golden brown. It's a lucture
Speaker 1: that you get when you're biking west of the four
Speaker 1: or five on the r walk that Ben, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever taken your shot and
Speaker 1: and just saw a woman and said, I gotta find
Speaker 1: out like I, I gotta take my hacks and I
Speaker 1: gotta look for I can't look for my pitch. I
Speaker 1: just needna swing away. Have you ever done that? So
Speaker 1: you're saying, obviously in the single days there you're out
Speaker 1: and you're doing your thing. You see a beautiful, very
Speaker 1: attractive woman like I would like to get her phone number.
Speaker 1: I'd like to find out more about her. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I'm terrible. I was terrible with that. I just I
Speaker 1: hate I was fast shy in person, and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to deal with it and the rejection. Plus when
Speaker 1: you're the fat guy, you can't really do it. See
Speaker 1: the fat guy can't do it. Now there is the fun,
Speaker 1: jolly fat guy that just has no shame, and we'll
Speaker 1: do it. But most fat guys are like kind of
Speaker 1: you know, so it's like I don't want to mess
Speaker 1: around with that. It's you're the clown guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess so. But you're you're, of course so confident west
Speaker 1: of the four or five lots dog that you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I can you know I got I got the looks
Speaker 1: going on here. I'd go over there, I uh flex
Speaker 1: my muscle. You you were riding your biking, you saw
Speaker 1: somebody who you thought was attracted. Yeah, I was. I
Speaker 1: was west little four or five. Got a full disclosure there.
Speaker 1: I was on the boardwalk in Manhattan Beach. It's west
Speaker 1: of the four or five. I'm aware of where Manhattan beaches.
Speaker 1: I've been to Manhattan Beach. Yeah, that's it's nice, you know,
Speaker 1: the back of the day. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: still the case. A lot of the hockey players loved
Speaker 1: in Manhattan Beach, Kings Kings guys, but Kingstown for some reason,
Speaker 1: her most and Manhattan Beach. So I was on the
Speaker 1: boardwalk and Manhattan Beach and her most just synonymous with
Speaker 1: volleyball players. And I actually saw this, this woman in
Speaker 1: a in a sun dress walking from the streets onto
Speaker 1: the boardwalk, getting onto the onto the beach, and she
Speaker 1: was like, that's a BP fastball, like five ft nine,
Speaker 1: full figured Burnett Like we talked about this yesterday about
Speaker 1: like a checklist for men for women. She was the
Speaker 1: checklist on the physical traits, and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: trying to take a shot, But I like, I like
Speaker 1: to depress on to my own personal So what would
Speaker 1: your move be? What would you go to move be?
Speaker 1: If you are confronting someone on the street, Like what's
Speaker 1: your pickup move? I think it depends on where you're at?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I thought, you do know how about
Speaker 1: this one? Ask for directions? But no, no, you don't
Speaker 1: ask for directions. We can't do that anymore because the
Speaker 1: power of ways and Google Maps. No, just so you
Speaker 1: don't have your phone. My phone is not working. Do
Speaker 1: you know where so and so well? I had. I
Speaker 1: wore like an arm bat with my cell phone for
Speaker 1: my What a douche? Do you like? Love? Average a douche? Nozzle?
Speaker 1: I'm David Gascon here, I am, I'm not. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you that that wouldn't have worked for me because
Speaker 1: I was showing. That's like me asking her what time
Speaker 1: it is and me wearing a fucking watch. All right,
Speaker 1: So that's out, I find. I mean, you're such a
Speaker 1: slap dick. It's unbelief No, because this could happen again.
Speaker 1: So we need solutions from Benny. By the way, guesscott
Speaker 1: I started using the term slap dick on the air
Speaker 1: and Eddie Eddie and uh and Roberto and Cooper losing
Speaker 1: their mind. You go outside, Oh my god, you can
Speaker 1: say slap dick. Did you want an illegal word? Did
Speaker 1: you get dumped? I don't know if they dumped me
Speaker 1: or not, but I tried to explain to them. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I don't have control over that.
Speaker 1: But I was like, no, that's a term. You've heard
Speaker 1: that term before, right? What did you use douche nozzle
Speaker 1: the other day? Yeah, that's a good I just used
Speaker 1: it on you. You weren't even listening. I called you
Speaker 1: a douche nozzle. You weren't even paying attention. No, I
Speaker 1: was paying attention. You texted me that I do exactly what?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I did. I did do that back
Speaker 1: in the day. But but no, U, slap dick is
Speaker 1: it's a it's a fun, fun term. It's good. It's
Speaker 1: just like ball washer. You use ball washer on radio, Like,
Speaker 1: why can't you use slap dick on radio? Exactly? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know, there are certain words were
Speaker 1: not allowed to say, but slap dick is not one
Speaker 1: we're allowed. We are allowed to say that. So did
Speaker 1: you call a slaptick on the radio? I don't even remember,
Speaker 1: but I I from what I understand, it is essentially
Speaker 1: my understanding of the term slaptick. It's more like a
Speaker 1: Southern thing, like in Texas and that place. But it's
Speaker 1: essentially the synonym would be like you're a goof off
Speaker 1: or your or you're you know, worthless, sir, you know
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, like you're nobody, you're Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of you've got to be creative when you
Speaker 1: can't use the traditional curse words to find ways to
Speaker 1: insult people on the radio. There's a skill to it.
Speaker 1: You can call people maggots or cockroaches, any any kind
Speaker 1: of those. Uh. The mongrel is a good one. Vermin, parasite,
Speaker 1: good parasite, mosquito, plankton, termite, you can go through the
Speaker 1: whole list. Any bug, you're you're like a tick. You
Speaker 1: know you can say if you say it right with
Speaker 1: the right inflection, it has a good meetings good me.
Speaker 1: You can go like pleb or in cell. That guy's
Speaker 1: a parasite, that guy dare him? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: the one I I've tried to mix them up, but
Speaker 1: I liked when I get on my rants about the rows.
Speaker 1: The ragamuffin. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Varmint.
Speaker 1: Call someone a varmint. It sounds like something from a cartoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's good. You know, you smile when you hear that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love channeling my Martin Scorsese Raging Bull with Mama Luke. Right,
Speaker 1: like using Mama Luke. I think I've called you a
Speaker 1: Mama Luke several times. Dingle Berry is another one that
Speaker 1: I like. That's a solid one that dingle Berry and
Speaker 1: Doucenazo like related. Shmendrick Schmendrick is not bad. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a bunny, a loggerhead you can go. Now, have
Speaker 1: you gone like Beta or soy boy or anything like that.
Speaker 1: I've done Bata. I haven't done the soy Boy because
Speaker 1: the people get triggered sometimes when they hear that one.
Speaker 1: They get really triggered. They can become insufferable when they
Speaker 1: hear soy boy. All right, so I don't I don't
Speaker 1: really do that, but I like to slap dicks the
Speaker 1: latest addition to the lexicon. So I'm happy with that.
Speaker 1: And I try to add some some new words every
Speaker 1: every week. I try to add a couple of new
Speaker 1: words every day. I tried to. So would you recommend
Speaker 1: that if I ever approached a woman, I'd ask her
Speaker 1: what a slap dick? Man? Well, it depends what kind
Speaker 1: of woman you want. That's funny. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: on with you. I got a big mail bag. The
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Speaker 1: get right to it the first one from Lugo from Lancaster, California,
Speaker 1: home of the Jetawks. Yeah, that's right. I threw out
Speaker 1: the first pitch at that stadium. Anger that they didn't
Speaker 1: go out of business like that other team in Baker's Field.
Speaker 1: That's I'd like to go back there. It's atend. Do
Speaker 1: it now. There's no next Next year with minor league
Speaker 1: baseball comes back, we gotta do a couple of those things.
Speaker 1: I was planning on going to Minnesota and doing something.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna do like pilgrimages all over at Mallard
Speaker 1: meet and greets, and then this this whole thing got
Speaker 1: shut that all right, Lugo from Lancaster, California. Right, since
Speaker 1: this Ben Mallard show a scale of one to tend,
Speaker 1: tend being the most, how much do you miss the
Speaker 1: free samples at Costco? All right now, Lugo, this is
Speaker 1: a great question. It's very important question. Uh So, on
Speaker 1: a scale of one to ten, with ten being this
Speaker 1: is the worst thing that I'm at, like a nine,
Speaker 1: I'm at a night. This was a big part of
Speaker 1: my weekend routine. This is a big part of my
Speaker 1: weekend routine. I would go out and I would partake
Speaker 1: every weekend. I'd go to the Costco and uh, and
Speaker 1: I would do my thing, right into my thing, eating
Speaker 1: the samples, and I'd be fighting old people and all that,
Speaker 1: and I get to it's not the same. I go,
Speaker 1: I go to Costco. I have a hole in my heart.
Speaker 1: I have a hole in my heart because there's no samples,
Speaker 1: just not the same sucks. Do you do you get
Speaker 1: like that? Like if you go to um you know,
Speaker 1: like those yogurt spots where they get like getting the
Speaker 1: ice cream or frozen yogurt. Do you ask for samples
Speaker 1: from them before you you purchase. Uh? Yeah, I'll get
Speaker 1: a I'll get a sample or something. I'll try some
Speaker 1: some exiety. I usually get the same thing, but I'll
Speaker 1: try something exotic. Yeah. Kentucky J rites in from Scottsville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Great piece of real estate on God's green Earth, He says,
Speaker 1: stuck in a tent for a week with gag on
Speaker 1: or buy yourself in a cabin for a month with
Speaker 1: no WiFi? Which one would you have? All Right? This
Speaker 1: is this is a tough one. It's actually tough one.
Speaker 1: Let me explain I you with your approach to life
Speaker 1: West of the four File. I cannot imagine being stuck
Speaker 1: in a tent for a week. I know, because you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be stuck with you. You'd be entertained, you'd feel
Speaker 1: young again. You'd be like it'd be like the elixir
Speaker 1: to your old age. What are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: I would like to be in a cabin and really
Speaker 1: have soul searching. And you know how did I end
Speaker 1: up doing a podcast with guestcon here and all that.
Speaker 1: I could do some self reflection, but life introspection. It
Speaker 1: takes some ayuasca along the lane to like just getting
Speaker 1: into Joe Rogan, be lost in thought out there and
Speaker 1: and and after a month, I would have a sense
Speaker 1: of enlightenment. You wouldn't, right, No, No, I would mind,
Speaker 1: guest guy. I would take a month without the internet,
Speaker 1: without the WiFi, and I I'll be great. I would not.
Speaker 1: I would look at the sunset every day, and I'd
Speaker 1: stare at the animals, so I'll be wonderful. You're such
Speaker 1: a fucking liar, I'm not. Carlos in Houston, Bang Bang says,
Speaker 1: do you and the wife disagree a lot on politics?
Speaker 1: H No, because we don't talk about politics, so really
Speaker 1: don't disagree, But my wif it's not political anyway, she
Speaker 1: doesn't really she she's not into the to the politics
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. She's not a political She has opinions,
Speaker 1: but she's uh, it's not not in, not hard, not
Speaker 1: on a wing. Shall we say not a hard Oh?
Speaker 1: Big Blue from the LBC says, ask Ben Slash asked
Speaker 1: Gagon for Gagon Gascon. When you were younger, how many
Speaker 1: women tried to offer you adult activities if you asked
Speaker 1: your police dad to help with their legal issues. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's a good question by big lout because you know,
Speaker 1: once you find out your dad was a powerful figure
Speaker 1: in law enforcement. Yeah, does that the ladies like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got this, I got arrested for the week. Can
Speaker 1: you help me out on this one? Yeah, there's only
Speaker 1: you know what, It's funny. He said that my dad
Speaker 1: actually looked up um my girlfriend at the times. He
Speaker 1: looked at her criminal history. He like looked her up.
Speaker 1: He did a did a quick search on her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did she have a criminal history? She Yeah, she got
Speaker 1: pulled over for a d U I and it turned
Speaker 1: out to be a wet and reckless and he asked
Speaker 1: me about it, and I was like what And this
Speaker 1: goes back. It's funny you said that because yesterday we're
Speaker 1: talking about what don't women disclosed to their significant other
Speaker 1: and it's a car crash or car accident. Well, I
Speaker 1: asked her. I was like, hey, have you got a
Speaker 1: d u I before? And she said no, yeah, so
Speaker 1: on so I'm like, you if you've got like a
Speaker 1: wet reckless and she's like no, why And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you sure and she's like yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you've never been busted by the cops for any kind
Speaker 1: of traffic violations and she said, well, yeah, once I
Speaker 1: got pulled over because I had marijuana on me and
Speaker 1: that's what she got cited for. She got a wet
Speaker 1: reckless for for for that. So but she didn't realize
Speaker 1: that was when it was yeah exactly. And I have
Speaker 1: a wild story. A buddy of mine who I went
Speaker 1: to elementary and high school with, he called me one
Speaker 1: night from you see Santa Barbara and he said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: thanks you thank your dad for me. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I even't talked to you in like five years, what's up?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I got pulled over by c HP
Speaker 1: on my way to you see Santa Barbara, and I
Speaker 1: just got out of a d u y because I
Speaker 1: flashed your dad's business card. I was like, how the
Speaker 1: fund did you get one of those unbelievable man so
Speaker 1: get out of a trouble card. Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: I've never been in that. But I did have a
Speaker 1: friend of mine that was traveling back east that used
Speaker 1: my business card to get in the past the velvet
Speaker 1: ropes and get into like nightclubs. People. Yeah, people all
Speaker 1: over the East Coast must think that back when this
Speaker 1: is years ago, that I was some kind of ball
Speaker 1: because he was pretending to me me and you know,
Speaker 1: a business card, big, big radio star and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I've never used that to get anywhere. I've never dined now,
Speaker 1: I will admit. Back in my twenties, people thought I
Speaker 1: used to look like um Joey fatone from and SINC.
Speaker 1: And you didn't deny that you were. So my buddies
Speaker 1: would play it up. So we'd go to like clubs
Speaker 1: and bars and I'd get drinks and different things camped
Speaker 1: to me the entire night. Like we'd go to Vegas
Speaker 1: and I'd get drinks camped to me there. Nice. It
Speaker 1: was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. My buddies have
Speaker 1: gotten laid off of that. They'd pretend like they're hired
Speaker 1: security by me. They dressing all black, that like women
Speaker 1: would come up to me and then take him home
Speaker 1: and back him and unbelievable. So the power of celebrity.
Speaker 1: You're not a celebrity. Guess right, that's funny, Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's uh, that's funny, all right. Matt from Dallas Fort
Speaker 1: Worth rights, and he he says, in light of NBA players
Speaker 1: walking out on the playoffs, if you had to sacrifice
Speaker 1: one of the big three sports forever, not hockey or soccer,
Speaker 1: because who cares? I guess he's also, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So which would you choose? I let's see, so I
Speaker 1: grew up a baseball guy. I love football, so I'd
Speaker 1: have to say basketball. I get rid of basketball. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like basketball and I'd be sad without it. But
Speaker 1: if I had to sacrifice one, I'd get rid of
Speaker 1: the NBA. It'd be fine. On I don't need the NBA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not even clothes NBA for sure. John the Jailer writes
Speaker 1: in from Allan Town, pennsylvani This is Ben. We're both
Speaker 1: happily married man. That being said, is David Gascon the
Speaker 1: most handsome co host you've ever Yeah? Then John says,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I must have been drinking. There you go,
Speaker 1: most gst handsome. I probably right. Let's go through the list.
Speaker 1: Tom Looney and beat muscle shirts. Tom Looney there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've worked with Chris Meyers. How about my hair? Great
Speaker 1: to Chris Meyers. There, Jim Mora back in the day.
Speaker 1: Get down the list here, Pat O'Brien, p O B great,
Speaker 1: p o B. The show with Steve Hartman. I've done
Speaker 1: shows man, the list of people have done like random
Speaker 1: shows with Sporadically, you're not not good lucky place. I
Speaker 1: think the I think the the person that's the hottest
Speaker 1: guy that I've ever done a show with his Arnie Spaniard.
Speaker 1: Artie Spaniard has to be right there at the top. Man, man,
Speaker 1: is he beautiful? He reminds me of Dan de Vito
Speaker 1: in the original Batman when he dressed up as penguin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, you just gotta look like the penguin.
Speaker 1: You're You're right, all right, Matt you Almira? Where that's
Speaker 1: New York, my renew that's Looney territory. He says, Ben,
Speaker 1: who would play your character if they made a Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio movie? All right, so does that mean fat
Speaker 1: Ben or skinny Ben? Because you've gone through stages of Ben.
Speaker 1: I still see myself as fat Ben. So I would go,
Speaker 1: there's only so many fat actors Like Jeff, I would say,
Speaker 1: older me would be Jeff Garland. What about John Goodman?
Speaker 1: That's really old like Garland is still doing his thing.
Speaker 1: Goodman's like kind of washing like a younger. Mean, maybe
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill, Little Jonah Hill. Actually it's too short. Who
Speaker 1: would play skinny me? Who would play thinner me? Not
Speaker 1: skinny but thinner me. That's a good question. The guy
Speaker 1: on Facebook keep saying I look like John Lackey. You
Speaker 1: can hire John Lackey and see if he knows how
Speaker 1: to act. He's got big teeth. You don't have big teeth.
Speaker 1: It was a joke there, but I I'll skip over that.
Speaker 1: La la la la la la. Yeah, so I don't
Speaker 1: know you you have any you said, John Goodman, that's
Speaker 1: your answer? Maybe, I mean, I'm just thinking a guy's that.
Speaker 1: I like your your frame and height, Brad Pitt, you
Speaker 1: can see that, you know. What about? What about the
Speaker 1: old I think he was a politician too. Is it
Speaker 1: Fred Dalton Thompson? He used to be like the d
Speaker 1: A and lawn order. Hold on, let me look at
Speaker 1: what's his name. I think it's Fred Dalton Thompson. He
Speaker 1: also played You think I look like that guy? No?
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know if you needed a character
Speaker 1: that that guy's a fucking good character. That's not. Come on,
Speaker 1: you know you want this thing to portray you in
Speaker 1: a in a positive light. Somebime as we have a
Speaker 1: good actor, okay, as far as we would play guest
Speaker 1: on any of the cast of Jersey Shore would be
Speaker 1: would be good for bleach my skin. I'm Ran in Vancouver,
Speaker 1: says band question for you this he sent us on email.
Speaker 1: I'm Ran from Vancouver, kidded. He says, are you willing
Speaker 1: to do some urine there rape on cameo? That's good? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am, I man, but not at my price point.
Speaker 1: I'd have to raise my price point up quite a bit.
Speaker 1: But there is everyone's got a price, right, every person's
Speaker 1: got a price, and you meet my price point, I
Speaker 1: would I would do it. What's the price point? How
Speaker 1: about this? How about five grand? I'd do it? All,
Speaker 1: come on, you would do it grand grand? That's that
Speaker 1: you pay me twenty five grand. I'll do it when
Speaker 1: you would. You wouldn't do it for five grand. I'd
Speaker 1: consider it for five. I would do it for twenty five,
Speaker 1: so I would. I would give it consideration at five,
Speaker 1: but for twenty five. I'm in. I'm I'm all in?
Speaker 1: Is what I all? Right? Barry in Chattanooga, Tennessee, right,
Speaker 1: and says I'll stay away from the third rail question
Speaker 1: this time, Ben, When do you think you will get
Speaker 1: around to grilling that Tomahawks thing? We already addressed this
Speaker 1: berry over the weekend, as you know. And um, the
Speaker 1: more guests Gon complains, the more he complains, the more
Speaker 1: time that will pass before the Tomahawks steak is grill.
Speaker 1: He also says here, I should try to reverse sere
Speaker 1: grilling technique on that steak. Reverse seal sere grilling. What
Speaker 1: is the reverse your grilling technique? Is that where you
Speaker 1: you put it on for thirty seconds or ten seconds
Speaker 1: and flip it and flip it and flip it and
Speaker 1: flip it and flip it and flip it and flip it.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't I don't know I've
Speaker 1: just reverse here grilling technique. But you said when you
Speaker 1: got the package in the mail that actually gave you
Speaker 1: specific barbecuing and stretch. Yeah, but that was for it
Speaker 1: to have blood dripping out of it. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to have it well done.
Speaker 1: I don't need that. Come on, well, uh, the reverse
Speaker 1: here method grilling tips I'm looking this year. You want
Speaker 1: to first you cook or even smoked the meat on
Speaker 1: a very low indirect heat before steering the outside over
Speaker 1: the heat. So he started an oven, says here, STI
Speaker 1: in an oven and in in a hot pan on
Speaker 1: the stove. Yeah, no, I can't do that with a
Speaker 1: tomahawk because this is like your first time. This is
Speaker 1: like you driving like a tesla, like you gotta be
Speaker 1: careful with you on this, Like you know you got careful.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard. I just made the most delicious
Speaker 1: last last weekend Popeye's fried chicken sandwich. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: like fried chicken. That's very low level. This is not
Speaker 1: it's high level. This is like you go into a party,
Speaker 1: comes to the four or five, and then you're coming
Speaker 1: west of the four or five to a party with me,
Speaker 1: Like you can't dress the same way, you can't look
Speaker 1: the same way. You gotta look, you gotta present differently. Again,
Speaker 1: you're being a all right, Fats in Philadelphia. There Fats
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia says in today's time, what one person or
Speaker 1: organize a shaw and profession do you think? Man, they're
Speaker 1: badass when you see them in action. I'm going with
Speaker 1: the the guards of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
Speaker 1: at Arlington semit Terry. It must see if you ever
Speaker 1: get a chance. Well, that's a good one. Face. I've
Speaker 1: never been uh to Arlington Cemetery to see that. Um,
Speaker 1: that would be that would be something that would be cool.
Speaker 1: I like to do that fight some time to travel.
Speaker 1: I've been to Gettysburg, but that's not not Arlington. Uh. Bad,
Speaker 1: I don't know, badass with like like a Navy seal,
Speaker 1: like a a well tuned swat team, that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: and I think bad that's badass. I don't know what
Speaker 1: else I guess got any badass professions out there that
Speaker 1: are that are left? I guess over the pond, the
Speaker 1: s a S, the Special Arms Service in the UK.
Speaker 1: Nothing here though, I don't know. Might see my dad
Speaker 1: when he was with the l A p D. As
Speaker 1: a captain, he was in charge of a SWAT back
Speaker 1: in the day, and so he used to tell me
Speaker 1: some great stories about how he would go down to
Speaker 1: Camp Pendleton and they'd trained with Marines because they weren't
Speaker 1: in tune with training in urban combat. So they used
Speaker 1: L A p D SWAT to train with these guys
Speaker 1: to get them up to speed because their tactics in
Speaker 1: the way that they approached en Aby territory was drastically
Speaker 1: different than how officers here in the United States trained.
Speaker 1: And L A p D SWAT, you know, during that time,
Speaker 1: was considered like the elite of the elite. So I
Speaker 1: spent many a time driving past Camp Pendleton back in
Speaker 1: the day, way to Sun Diego and probably we probably
Speaker 1: fly to San Diego, right, you drive there, you fly helicopter,
Speaker 1: understand well that works most of the time, but just
Speaker 1: don't fly in fog. Okay, alright, Travis? What did I
Speaker 1: go too far? Travis? And Oregon writes and says, is
Speaker 1: it true that the Finley fanatics have become the dominant
Speaker 1: force on Fox Sports Radio? Boy? Uh travel, Well, I
Speaker 1: guess if dominance is one person, yes, dominance is uh yeah,
Speaker 1: can you. You shouldn't say fanatics. There's really no Finley fanatics.
Speaker 1: It's just fanatic, which is really I believe Brian Finley
Speaker 1: looking at the mirror, right, looking at the mirror, what
Speaker 1: is the Alex Rodriguez all of a sudden, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got this like warped sense of reality there, Finley,
Speaker 1: and he thinks he's he's got this this massive reach. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: good for him. Yeah, he doesn't put that Anthony from
Speaker 1: Van Eyes, says Ben, who made the decision to crown
Speaker 1: Marcel from Brooklyn the caller of the Year. His segment
Speaker 1: is a complete waste of airtime. Yeah, so it happens
Speaker 1: that you just mail it in on certain segments during
Speaker 1: a four hour show. Well, Anthony, it's a democracy, the
Speaker 1: vote of the people. The Electoral College of Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio voted Marcel in Brooklyn the caller of the Year.
Speaker 1: I realized that Marcel is an acquired taste. Some people
Speaker 1: love his work. Other people are nauseated by Marcel's work. Um,
Speaker 1: but he means well, and it's it's a sports talk
Speaker 1: radio show on in the middle of the night. What
Speaker 1: are you looking for? Here? Are we solving the world's problems?
Speaker 1: I say no, um, but like Marcel, he means well,
Speaker 1: he's good hearted. Marcel, he doesn't leave his apartment. I
Speaker 1: feel bad for the guy Marcel does not. He is
Speaker 1: stuck in the projects in Brooklyn and he has Uncle
Speaker 1: Dynamite come over and give him food, and that's that's
Speaker 1: he eats. He lives by himself there and Uncle Dynamito
Speaker 1: drop over off food and all that stuff. He's alone
Speaker 1: most of the time, and the only connection he has
Speaker 1: to the outside world is calling radio shows like this
Speaker 1: one and you know other other radio shows. Well, because
Speaker 1: a radio whore. But this is his way to connect
Speaker 1: to the outside world. So make him feel more important.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad thing. That's a good thing. Chris
Speaker 1: in Cocona the Cocona Iowa right. So, and he says,
Speaker 1: do you plan on being buried or creamated? That's another maca,
Speaker 1: that's like a Guescon type of question. Chris, I'm a
Speaker 1: buried guy. So I'm a buried guy. This really just
Speaker 1: comes down to your family, right, you know, do you
Speaker 1: get creamated and get buried? My family, they they voted
Speaker 1: on the buried side, So I go with the buried side,
Speaker 1: you guess, I think for me, I'm probably gonna get
Speaker 1: airlifted and then dropped in the ocean west of the
Speaker 1: four or five. It's a profit. Will you turn, Will
Speaker 1: they make you dust before they put you in the ocean,
Speaker 1: or they are just gonna drop your body and they're like, uh,
Speaker 1: is there a bit ladden off the back of the boat,
Speaker 1: like you know, like tart me up, and then like yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll put you in a sheet and drop you off
Speaker 1: the back of the boat. You know, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know about that. Uh, that's that's a tough call. Maybe
Speaker 1: in a casket, all right, r J. In the same
Speaker 1: Tonio the Alamo. Most embarrassing moment both of you have
Speaker 1: had on live radio slash television. Well, r J, this
Speaker 1: this entire experience has been embarrassing doing the broadcasting over
Speaker 1: these things everyone's had. I've had ridiculous embarrassing moments and
Speaker 1: all that that have taken place there. But I remember
Speaker 1: one of them. Just give me a story right now. Well,
Speaker 1: I've told this a few times over the years. Interviewed
Speaker 1: the kid that won the Little League World Series for Hawaii,
Speaker 1: and uh, this was the first time they won a
Speaker 1: couple of times Hawaii and the kid had like the
Speaker 1: Grand Slam, and he was the top picture and all
Speaker 1: this stuff, and our reporter in Pennsylvania's like, hey, this
Speaker 1: kid's shy, don't put him on. I said, this kid's probably,
Speaker 1: by the way, like twenty five or thirty at this point,
Speaker 1: so a long time ago. So I was like, put
Speaker 1: him on and hand the god guess goot. I asked
Speaker 1: this kid every open ended question and he gave me
Speaker 1: one word if that answers on everything. It was so
Speaker 1: and there's nothing I could do, you know, And as
Speaker 1: I was trying to be polite, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a complete dick. But it was Ted. And then
Speaker 1: the other one I remember, and also involved an interview.
Speaker 1: It was during the NBA All Star Game, and uh,
Speaker 1: I was told I was gonna have on the hotline,
Speaker 1: the warm line. I'm having a mental block here, but
Speaker 1: it was it was they told me, you know, person
Speaker 1: X was gonna be on and it was actually somebody
Speaker 1: else that I was interviewing, but they the producer had
Speaker 1: told me that it was this person and it turned
Speaker 1: out to be Clyde Drexler. But I didn't know I
Speaker 1: was talking to Clyde Drexler. I thought I was talking
Speaker 1: to somebody else. And then he realized because of the
Speaker 1: questions I was asking him that he didn't that I
Speaker 1: didn't realize who he was. And I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: that's pretty pretty bad. I have one quick story speaking
Speaker 1: of that though. I have a and I actually bring
Speaker 1: this up that Steve Mason, who does a radio show
Speaker 1: in l A, used to work at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1: I was working with Steve and he had, oh man,
Speaker 1: it was the guy that wrote Ball four. Now he
Speaker 1: he thought he was interview Jim Bowden, the Red GM
Speaker 1: or Jim Bowden the reg GM back in the day
Speaker 1: he used to work Fox Sports Radio two, but this
Speaker 1: was before then. But he was actually interviewing the guy
Speaker 1: that wrote Ball four, the famous book, and uh, that's
Speaker 1: Jim Bouten. And so Jim Boughten realized. And I still
Speaker 1: we laugh about this. I tell Mason this if we
Speaker 1: laugh when I see him. Uh, is that Ball four?
Speaker 1: The book boundens like a kind of a character and
Speaker 1: a goofball and all that stuff. And so he once
Speaker 1: he realized the thing, Mason was asking questions about the trade.
Speaker 1: I think Bowden was the gym of the Reds at
Speaker 1: the time, I remember, and they had Ken Griffey Jr.
Speaker 1: And you know that kind of period of time. And
Speaker 1: so Bouten, not Bowden Bouten, Mason's asking about trades, and
Speaker 1: Bouten's like, yeah, I think we're ready to get rid
Speaker 1: of Griffy. We're ready to move on from Griffy. He's
Speaker 1: not very good. He's like saying all this outrageous stuff
Speaker 1: and it it's hilarious, and uh, it was. It was
Speaker 1: really funny and and you know, Mason was like shocked,
Speaker 1: he couldn't believe this. He's like, this is amazing to me,
Speaker 1: breaking news. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was really funny. Really,
Speaker 1: but that was like a legendary game changing book. Old
Speaker 1: baseball player Jim Boughten nineteen seventy that book came out
Speaker 1: was it was he wrote a diary about the nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty nine baseball season with the pilots, the Seattle pilots
Speaker 1: and the Astros, and he gave like he aired all
Speaker 1: of the dirty laundry, all of them. He broke the
Speaker 1: k fab is what he did. And he just died
Speaker 1: last I think it was last year. Jim Bouten anyway down,
Speaker 1: I didn't think I would be bringing that story up,
Speaker 1: but thank you r J. Tony in parts unknown rights
Speaker 1: In says, do you guys have a farm system for
Speaker 1: the sports update? Guys, Eddie is like a twenty five
Speaker 1: game winning pitcher, Tony says, and and Finley is like
Speaker 1: jose Canseco coming in from right field to pitch. Because you,
Speaker 1: guys ran out of pictures? Was Dombrowski your general manager? Yes,
Speaker 1: Dave Dombrowski was the general menasager noticed no reference to you,
Speaker 1: Gascan in this from Tony. That's probably a good thing,
Speaker 1: Colin and Denver writes, Sin says, what pisces you all
Speaker 1: off more than anything? Being asked, what pisces you off
Speaker 1: more than anything? Colin? That really pisces me off. It's
Speaker 1: really I'm really annoyed by that, really annoyed by that. Uh.
Speaker 1: Kyle and san Antonio says, which NFL player has the
Speaker 1: most ridiculous and or undeserved nickname? I don't know about undeserved,
Speaker 1: but I always loved Refrigerator Perry back in the old
Speaker 1: days with the Chicago Bears. The guy's so big, he's
Speaker 1: the size of a refrigerat. That's an all time classic.
Speaker 1: Craig Ironhead, Hayward iron Head is a good one. Remember
Speaker 1: Devin has to remember his nickname um No anytime because
Speaker 1: any time he can return a kick for a touchdown anytime,
Speaker 1: devon anytime. That's Nigerian nightmare. That's a good one. Peanut
Speaker 1: tilmut Peanut til. All right, Well that's enough of the
Speaker 1: the mail bag. Guess God, do we have enough for
Speaker 1: be or not to be? We do? Okay? Good, all right,
Speaker 1: we move on to be or not to be? Here,
Speaker 1: locked and loaded here. I remember a review of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Don't forget review the podcast now, and I'm grateful too
Speaker 1: because when we're talking about this, I think it was
Speaker 1: last week or the week before about how um the
Speaker 1: Babylon b was was basically sequestioned for for a few hours,
Speaker 1: like they were temporarily just disbanded. Yes, yeah, Twitter shut
Speaker 1: them down. Do you mind on Twitter? People trying to
Speaker 1: docks police not shutdown, but the Babylon b was shutdown?
Speaker 1: Is interesting juxtaposition. That's the world we live in right now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's unfortunate. But anyways, so yeah, this is
Speaker 1: an ode to the Babylon bie uh social media account
Speaker 1: that Ben had introduced me to earlier this year, and
Speaker 1: I've taken me what. No, that's incorrect. No, I was
Speaker 1: always an onion guy. You you stopped the Onion all together,
Speaker 1: moved to the bab Ba ba ba blah and ba
Speaker 1: ba ba by by by by by by by Babylon Bie.
Speaker 1: I like the Onion and this is just um. I
Speaker 1: guess it's more of a conservative or right wing approach,
Speaker 1: because everything is, you know, especially comedians and yeah, politicians
Speaker 1: and well, the thing about the bab Babie is they're
Speaker 1: very good at satirizing the ridiculousness of the world that's
Speaker 1: going on right now. And uh, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: A lot of people can't handle it, which makes it
Speaker 1: even better. Speaking of which, have you no comments on
Speaker 1: that on their social media channels? Right? Oh, there's no
Speaker 1: room for subtire. I can't believe you're snark in your
Speaker 1: stre But have you noticed, either on the Babylon b
Speaker 1: or The Onion that anything that they have said has
Speaker 1: come to fruition? Of course, we've talked about that. That's
Speaker 1: that's what makes this hard about the b or not
Speaker 1: to be because a lot of stuff either you think
Speaker 1: it has happened or it's about to happen. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty dangerous right now. So yeah, so we got
Speaker 1: five different titles that will run through and i'll see
Speaker 1: if Ben knows if this is actually the Babylon b
Speaker 1: or if it's a legit news story. Um. And then
Speaker 1: of course we got a bunch of different things that
Speaker 1: did not make the cut as well. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go through those real quick with you, Ben, all right,
Speaker 1: to go through a couple of them that did not
Speaker 1: make the cut courtesy the Babylon b. Uh. Title that
Speaker 1: did not make the cut, journalists admit supporting Biden just
Speaker 1: so they can take a another four to eight years
Speaker 1: worth of vacation in the coming up. Uh. So that
Speaker 1: did not make the cut, alright, Next next one, Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders praises China for eradicating poverty by killing all the
Speaker 1: poor people. Alright, so again close but no cigar. Yes, yes, Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in and out on a couple of
Speaker 1: these stories. And I think this one's a tricky one
Speaker 1: for you. And we mentioned it with with the Animal love.
Speaker 1: Are we starting to be or not to be? Now?
Speaker 1: Is just the beginning? Yes? Okay, so this is we'd
Speaker 1: like to alert all our affiliates. We have none on
Speaker 1: the parties. We'd like to alert all our affiliates on
Speaker 1: the podcast that we are now we are now beginning
Speaker 1: the grading be or not to be sponsored sponsored by
Speaker 1: nobody because we have no sponsorships here. Yeah. If you'd
Speaker 1: like to buy advertising, please contact I Heart Media Podcast Division,
Speaker 1: say I only specifically want the fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller and gag On. Good luck with that. How about
Speaker 1: this one? So we'll see if this is right up
Speaker 1: your alley. Study finds sin a direct result of not
Speaker 1: having enough coffee in your system. So is this the
Speaker 1: be or not to be? That is a question. I
Speaker 1: am going to say that this is the b mm hmm, Ben,
Speaker 1: you are correct? Yeah, all right, I want to know
Speaker 1: I am on fire there. Although that is something you
Speaker 1: can see like some people who are hyper wacko say,
Speaker 1: oh you you're you're coffee and all that. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, um, that was what was the content? You
Speaker 1: want to expand on that? Or was just leave the headline?
Speaker 1: That's leaving the headline there? How about this? One man
Speaker 1: was rescued off of a surfboard drift the c for
Speaker 1: three days the B or not the bh uh? All right,
Speaker 1: so let's break this down some Ben logic on this. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that it sounds ridiculous, but there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of comedy value in it, and Babylon be usually goes
Speaker 1: for the over the top sarcasm comedy value. That sounds
Speaker 1: just like an amazing survivalist story that you're out at
Speaker 1: sea for three days on a surfboard and they find you.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say that's true. Go with a little
Speaker 1: deductive reasoning there for Ben Mallory and and you're two
Speaker 1: for two. Yeah, look at that. You gotta make this harder,
Speaker 1: guest scout, I'm I own you. That's a good story.
Speaker 1: Check this out. A British man claims to have spent
Speaker 1: three days at sea on a surfboard after falling out
Speaker 1: of a cruise ship. Whoa, it's plucked from the water
Speaker 1: when coast guards rescued him, saying that he was out
Speaker 1: there for three days. He had a life jacket on
Speaker 1: and a white shirt with sleeves rolled up. But uh wait,
Speaker 1: so he was he did to have a surfboard? He did, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did. How the hell you have a surf but
Speaker 1: he fell off the boat with the surfboard? Yes, how
Speaker 1: did that happen? Running through some pictures right now, and
Speaker 1: it looks pretty pretty stupid. But how big a boat
Speaker 1: are we talking about? That was a cruise liner. That's
Speaker 1: he survived the fall. That's a big, big fall. How
Speaker 1: big of a fall is that? Do you think that's?
Speaker 1: We got a bridge out here, we got the Long
Speaker 1: Beach and Vincent Thomas Bridge. Yeah, if you fell off,
Speaker 1: the people die, you fall off a bridge like that, right,
Speaker 1: survive that? Now? Did you know that the Golden gate
Speaker 1: Bridge in San Francisco, it was synonymous. It was one
Speaker 1: of the hot spots back in the day. I think
Speaker 1: it was the seventies. I believe it was the seventies.
Speaker 1: It was a hot spot for people to commit suicide. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they actually did some some work on it, some
Speaker 1: upgrades on the Golden gate Bridge for security railings. But
Speaker 1: the railing they brought in was mostly too they said,
Speaker 1: quote unquote to protect drivers from veering off the road.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to make any kind of accusation towards
Speaker 1: individuals that were looking to commit suicide. Suicide rates dropped
Speaker 1: drastically due to the fact that they just put protective
Speaker 1: scaling on the Golden gate Bridge. Even if I have
Speaker 1: walked if you walked across the Golden Gate Bridge. I've
Speaker 1: walked across the Golden Gate. Yes, I walked across the
Speaker 1: Golden Gate Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge bridges. It was long,
Speaker 1: hot and humid because it was during the summer, and
Speaker 1: there were people selling ship in the middle of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge. They had little stands up and they were
Speaker 1: selling trying to sell water t shirts. Um, welcome to
Speaker 1: New York's you know that kind of crap? Did you
Speaker 1: Golden Gate? Did you do that during the day or night? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: we did during the day. But we see the problems.
Speaker 1: We thought, well, we'll just walk there and then we'll
Speaker 1: take like there's probably a shuttle us back. There was
Speaker 1: no shuttle buff so we walked. We walked across the
Speaker 1: Golden Gate and then back across the Golden Gate and
Speaker 1: then you know, they put nets up under the side.
Speaker 1: There are nets there to catch the people too, I guess,
Speaker 1: discourage them from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. They
Speaker 1: had nets up kind of right below there. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pretty nice. It's pretty neat though. I like it. Next
Speaker 1: time I'm in San Francisco, which who knows when that'll be,
Speaker 1: but I'll I want to do that. That's fun. I think.
Speaker 1: I asked you views of the city. I love that park.
Speaker 1: I had gone to San Francisco for years and I
Speaker 1: had not gone to that Golden Gate Park area was
Speaker 1: the palace of fine arts. I don't know. There's a
Speaker 1: bunch of museums there in the grassy knoll, and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Have you been to Alcatraz? I've not been to Alcatraz.
Speaker 1: I'd like to go to Alcatraz. Had not been to
Speaker 1: Alcatraz rock. Yeah, they give you a tour. It's like
Speaker 1: a full fledged tour, and you can have like the
Speaker 1: audio equipment on your on your hip and with headphones
Speaker 1: and they talk, you know, like in baseball terminology they
Speaker 1: say if a fastball goes right down the middle, they
Speaker 1: say it right down Broadway. Yeah. I always thought, at
Speaker 1: least this is my thought process with with baseball, was
Speaker 1: that they meant on Broadway, like in New York on Broadway. Well,
Speaker 1: if you go into Alcatraz as a prisoner, they take
Speaker 1: you through a long runway of all these prisoners and
Speaker 1: they basically look at you and mock you. But they
Speaker 1: call this long runway Broadway. And so that's like when
Speaker 1: you get introduced to the prison system. There you have
Speaker 1: to walk through Broadway in order to get into your cell.
Speaker 1: So that's like in a dark place, but that's kind
Speaker 1: of like being that's like right down Broadway, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's could you see equivalent of like the purp
Speaker 1: walk that they yes, police will do it. They'll drag
Speaker 1: you and parade you in front of the media so
Speaker 1: you can be photographed and goof tine. Yes, um, how
Speaker 1: about this one? Alright, they are not to be local
Speaker 1: politician calling for the firing of a teacher who equates
Speaker 1: the KKK to the police. Alright, so local politician calling
Speaker 1: for the firing of King King Kane. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that's real. Oh man, you are three for yeah, look
Speaker 1: at that man. This is happening in Texas, and fact,
Speaker 1: Governor of Texas Greg Abbots calling for the firing of
Speaker 1: an eighth grade teacher who's discussing the political climate right
Speaker 1: now and she's equating the KKK to modern day police
Speaker 1: with cartoon features showing black men and police kneeling on
Speaker 1: their backs and on their necks. Ah. Well, there's the
Speaker 1: entire websites dedicated to the dumb ship that professors put
Speaker 1: out on social media. These these guys are the the
Speaker 1: academia world. Not the brightest bulbs out there. A lot
Speaker 1: of these people with the things they post. So do
Speaker 1: you like home schooling? Then? Uh no, I don't think
Speaker 1: you learn anything. I don't like I think you kids
Speaker 1: need to be in the classroom to learn. I think
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a whole bunch of dumb people they're
Speaker 1: gonna come out of this. I think as you get older,
Speaker 1: it's easier to learn from the internet. Yes, but as
Speaker 1: a child, I don't think that's how you're you're able to.
Speaker 1: And Plus, the large part of school is the social
Speaker 1: element of it and how you learn how to relate
Speaker 1: to your other human beings and your social you know,
Speaker 1: your group, your core core group of people, you're in
Speaker 1: your age range and all that. Yeah, I'm gonna zip
Speaker 1: through these ones. But let me know what you think
Speaker 1: on this B or not the being, CNN says our
Speaker 1: ratings are only tanking because Trump is killing off viewers
Speaker 1: by the millions. Oh, that's gotta be the b that's funny.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be or four or four or four to
Speaker 1: go five for five. President Trump tells the r n
Speaker 1: C attendee used to look under their seats for free
Speaker 1: my pillow and can of Goya beans. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's obviously the No, that's real. That's not really. Stop,
Speaker 1: that's not real. A couple of the ones that did
Speaker 1: not make the cut America rag number one place in
Speaker 1: the world where you can get rich by writing about
Speaker 1: how awful the country is. That there's a whole contrition
Speaker 1: that in being the victim. All I'm the victim. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm the victim. Another another title that did
Speaker 1: not make the cut. Facebook now allows users to flag
Speaker 1: anything they disagree with as literally Hitler that was good.
Speaker 1: And the last, last, but not least, Democrats watching RNC
Speaker 1: unsure who this god guy they keep mentioning is. That's
Speaker 1: pretty good too, That's funny. Alright, well we have survived,
Speaker 1: you know that. We can hear guesscount of marginal podcasting.
Speaker 1: So there there is that. We can put that to
Speaker 1: bed and we'll see what the future holds. Logistically, some
Speaker 1: some interesting things coming up here in the next couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, and we'll get to that in the future.
Speaker 1: We're back on the radio, though, I will be back
Speaker 1: on the Ben Maller show inside the Magic Radio Box tonight.
Speaker 1: As Petros likes to say, they're the big pr friend,
Speaker 1: big powerful afternoon drive guy. But we will be on
Speaker 1: there tonight eleven pm in the West and that's two
Speaker 1: am in the East. So figure that out. Wherever you
Speaker 1: are in Central time zone, it's one. If you're in
Speaker 1: the Mountain time zone, that's noon. And if you're in
Speaker 1: the Hawaiian time zone, what is that like nine o'clock?
Speaker 1: I think a five hour difference. No, it's like it's
Speaker 1: either three or two, depends on the time of the year,
Speaker 1: I believe. Well, yeah, all right, all right there it is.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful, wonderful, wacky and crazy rest of your day.
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