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It's a lucture 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.240 that you get when you're biking west of the four 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.800 or five on the r walk that Ben, I don't know. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.559 Have you ever have you ever taken your shot and 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.120 and just saw a woman and said, I gotta find 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.600 out like I, I gotta take my hacks and I 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.480 gotta look for I can't look for my pitch. I 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:19.360 just needna swing away. Have you ever done that? So 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.120 you're saying, obviously in the single days there you're out 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.480 and you're doing your thing. You see a beautiful, very 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.880 attractive woman like I would like to get her phone number. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:32.160 I'd like to find out more about her. Uh No, 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.080 I'm terrible. I was terrible with that. I just I 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.600 hate I was fast shy in person, and I didn't 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.560 want to deal with it and the rejection. Plus when 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.720 you're the fat guy, you can't really do it. See 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.200 the fat guy can't do it. Now there is the fun, 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.320 jolly fat guy that just has no shame, and we'll 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:49.840 do it. But most fat guys are like kind of 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.000 you know, so it's like I don't want to mess 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.600 around with that. It's you're the clown guy. Yeah, I 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.639 guess so. But you're you're, of course so confident west 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.960 of the four or five lots dog that you're like, hey, 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:03.720 I can you know I got I got the looks 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.800 going on here. I'd go over there, I uh flex 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.440 my muscle. You you were riding your biking, you saw 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.720 somebody who you thought was attracted. Yeah, I was. I 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.239 was west little four or five. Got a full disclosure there. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.720 I was on the boardwalk in Manhattan Beach. It's west 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.799 of the four or five. I'm aware of where Manhattan beaches. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:24.040 I've been to Manhattan Beach. Yeah, that's it's nice, you know, 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.880 the back of the day. I don't know if it's 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.600 still the case. A lot of the hockey players loved 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:31.520 in Manhattan Beach, Kings Kings guys, but Kingstown for some reason, 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.000 her most and Manhattan Beach. So I was on the 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:38.120 boardwalk and Manhattan Beach and her most just synonymous with 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:44.200 volleyball players. And I actually saw this, this woman in 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:49.360 a in a sun dress walking from the streets onto 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.520 the boardwalk, getting onto the onto the beach, and she 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:58.280 was like, that's a BP fastball, like five ft nine, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:05.000 full figured Burnett Like we talked about this yesterday about 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:09.480 like a checklist for men for women. She was the 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:13.560 checklist on the physical traits, and I was like, man, 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:18.800 trying to take a shot, But I like, I like 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:23.719 to depress on to my own personal So what would 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.640 your move be? What would you go to move be? 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:32.000 If you are confronting someone on the street, Like what's 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:35.840 your pickup move? I think it depends on where you're at? 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.760 Like you know, I thought, you do know how about 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:44.159 this one? Ask for directions? But no, no, you don't 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.839 ask for directions. We can't do that anymore because the 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.520 power of ways and Google Maps. No, just so you 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.200 don't have your phone. My phone is not working. Do 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.479 you know where so and so well? I had. I 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.600 wore like an arm bat with my cell phone for 0:04:55.680 --> 0:05:00.880 my What a douche? Do you like? Love? Average a douche? Nozzle? 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.200 I'm David Gascon here, I am, I'm not. I'm just 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:05.839 telling you that that wouldn't have worked for me because 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.279 I was showing. That's like me asking her what time 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.160 it is and me wearing a fucking watch. All right, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.960 So that's out, I find. I mean, you're such a 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.559 slap dick. It's unbelief No, because this could happen again. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.800 So we need solutions from Benny. By the way, guesscott 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.719 I started using the term slap dick on the air 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:29.080 and Eddie Eddie and uh and Roberto and Cooper losing 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.480 their mind. You go outside, Oh my god, you can 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.800 say slap dick. Did you want an illegal word? Did 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.280 you get dumped? I don't know if they dumped me 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.480 or not, but I tried to explain to them. I 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.320 was like, I don't know, I don't have control over that. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.200 But I was like, no, that's a term. You've heard 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.600 that term before, right? What did you use douche nozzle 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.719 the other day? Yeah, that's a good I just used 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:48.320 it on you. You weren't even listening. I called you 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.560 a douche nozzle. You weren't even paying attention. No, I 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.320 was paying attention. You texted me that I do exactly what? 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.320 Oh yeah, yeah I did. I did do that back 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.880 in the day. But but no, U, slap dick is 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.080 it's a it's a fun, fun term. It's good. It's 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:06.400 just like ball washer. You use ball washer on radio, Like, 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.920 why can't you use slap dick on radio? Exactly? That's 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.240 what I'm saying. You know, there are certain words were 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.800 not allowed to say, but slap dick is not one 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:19.560 we're allowed. We are allowed to say that. So did 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:23.479 you call a slaptick on the radio? I don't even remember, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.640 but I I from what I understand, it is essentially 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.520 my understanding of the term slaptick. It's more like a 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.480 Southern thing, like in Texas and that place. But it's 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.119 essentially the synonym would be like you're a goof off 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.160 or your or you're you know, worthless, sir, you know 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:45.560 that kind of thing, like you're nobody, you're Yeah, there's 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:47.279 a lot of you've got to be creative when you 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.760 can't use the traditional curse words to find ways to 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:53.040 insult people on the radio. There's a skill to it. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.520 You can call people maggots or cockroaches, any any kind 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.840 of those. Uh. The mongrel is a good one. Vermin, parasite, 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:07.719 good parasite, mosquito, plankton, termite, you can go through the 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.960 whole list. Any bug, you're you're like a tick. You 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.040 know you can say if you say it right with 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.200 the right inflection, it has a good meetings good me. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:19.760 You can go like pleb or in cell. That guy's 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:24.800 a parasite, that guy dare him? Yeah, you know what 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.560 the one I I've tried to mix them up, but 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.080 I liked when I get on my rants about the rows. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.840 The ragamuffin. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Varmint. 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.840 Call someone a varmint. It sounds like something from a cartoon. Yeah, 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.400 but it's good. You know, you smile when you hear that. Yeah. Yeah, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:46.920 I love channeling my Martin Scorsese Raging Bull with Mama Luke. Right, 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.480 like using Mama Luke. I think I've called you a 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.160 Mama Luke several times. Dingle Berry is another one that 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.120 I like. That's a solid one that dingle Berry and 0:07:56.200 --> 0:08:03.080 Doucenazo like related. Shmendrick Schmendrick is not bad. I mean, 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:07.560 there's a bunny, a loggerhead you can go. Now, have 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.920 you gone like Beta or soy boy or anything like that. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.160 I've done Bata. I haven't done the soy Boy because 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.760 the people get triggered sometimes when they hear that one. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.400 They get really triggered. They can become insufferable when they 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.840 hear soy boy. All right, so I don't I don't 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.760 really do that, but I like to slap dicks the 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.760 latest addition to the lexicon. So I'm happy with that. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.439 And I try to add some some new words every 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.920 every week. I try to add a couple of new 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.920 words every day. I tried to. So would you recommend 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.880 that if I ever approached a woman, I'd ask her 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:45.840 what a slap dick? Man? Well, it depends what kind 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:56.600 of woman you want. That's funny. All right, let's get 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.800 on with you. I got a big mail bag. The 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.400 mail bag got we got. We don't have any new 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:05.720 ratings and reviews, though recently I bad job, bad job. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:11.319 We need that five stars. 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We got beer, not to be 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.480 We'll do the mailbag first. These are actual questions by 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:55.000 actual listeners, sent in by people like yourself, submitted via 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.920 Facebook page mostly Ben mallor show or or you can 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.360 and also get us on the real Fifth Hour Edge email. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.280 If you go out on Facebook, please like our page. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.680 Please like our page. That would help out, help out 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.960 a lot, all right, help out a lot. So let's 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:15.160 get right to it the first one from Lugo from Lancaster, California, 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.640 home of the Jetawks. Yeah, that's right. I threw out 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.480 the first pitch at that stadium. Anger that they didn't 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:23.640 go out of business like that other team in Baker's Field. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.040 That's I'd like to go back there. It's atend. Do 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:31.000 it now. There's no next Next year with minor league 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.400 baseball comes back, we gotta do a couple of those things. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.560 I was planning on going to Minnesota and doing something. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.360 And we're gonna do like pilgrimages all over at Mallard 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.360 meet and greets, and then this this whole thing got 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.520 shut that all right, Lugo from Lancaster, California. Right, since 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:47.200 this Ben Mallard show a scale of one to tend, 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.800 tend being the most, how much do you miss the 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.400 free samples at Costco? All right now, Lugo, this is 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.400 a great question. It's very important question. Uh So, on 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.240 a scale of one to ten, with ten being this 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.120 is the worst thing that I'm at, like a nine, 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.880 I'm at a night. This was a big part of 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.120 my weekend routine. This is a big part of my 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.480 weekend routine. I would go out and I would partake 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.560 every weekend. I'd go to the Costco and uh, and 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.200 I would do my thing, right into my thing, eating 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.679 the samples, and I'd be fighting old people and all that, 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:22.840 and I get to it's not the same. I go, 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.280 I go to Costco. I have a hole in my heart. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.079 I have a hole in my heart because there's no samples, 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.160 just not the same sucks. Do you do you get 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.360 like that? Like if you go to um you know, 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:37.120 like those yogurt spots where they get like getting the 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.640 ice cream or frozen yogurt. Do you ask for samples 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:45.079 from them before you you purchase. Uh? Yeah, I'll get 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.199 a I'll get a sample or something. I'll try some 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.000 some exiety. I usually get the same thing, but I'll 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:54.199 try something exotic. Yeah. Kentucky J rites in from Scottsville, Kentucky. 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.120 Great piece of real estate on God's green Earth, He says, 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.480 stuck in a tent for a week with gag on 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.400 or buy yourself in a cabin for a month with 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.920 no WiFi? Which one would you have? All Right? This 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.160 is this is a tough one. It's actually tough one. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:17.120 Let me explain I you with your approach to life 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:20.640 West of the four File. I cannot imagine being stuck 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.440 in a tent for a week. I know, because you 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.520 wouldn't be stuck with you. You'd be entertained, you'd feel 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.640 young again. You'd be like it'd be like the elixir 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.839 to your old age. What are you talking about? I 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.200 I would like to be in a cabin and really 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.520 have soul searching. And you know how did I end 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.760 up doing a podcast with guestcon here and all that. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:47.080 I could do some self reflection, but life introspection. It 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.920 takes some ayuasca along the lane to like just getting 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.520 into Joe Rogan, be lost in thought out there and 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.000 and and after a month, I would have a sense 0:12:56.040 --> 0:13:00.280 of enlightenment. You wouldn't, right, No, No, I would mind, 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.760 guest guy. I would take a month without the internet, 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:08.480 without the WiFi, and I I'll be great. I would not. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.800 I would look at the sunset every day, and I'd 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.360 stare at the animals, so I'll be wonderful. You're such 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:19.680 a fucking liar, I'm not. Carlos in Houston, Bang Bang says, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.679 do you and the wife disagree a lot on politics? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.800 H No, because we don't talk about politics, so really 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.880 don't disagree, But my wif it's not political anyway, she 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.280 doesn't really she she's not into the to the politics 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.920 and all that stuff. She's not a political She has opinions, 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:40.240 but she's uh, it's not not in, not hard, not 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.960 on a wing. Shall we say not a hard Oh? 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:47.360 Big Blue from the LBC says, ask Ben Slash asked 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:51.520 Gagon for Gagon Gascon. When you were younger, how many 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.040 women tried to offer you adult activities if you asked 0:13:55.080 --> 0:14:01.559 your police dad to help with their legal issues. Uh, 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.800 that's a good question by big lout because you know, 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.480 once you find out your dad was a powerful figure 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.760 in law enforcement. Yeah, does that the ladies like, hey, yeah, 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:11.839 I got this, I got arrested for the week. Can 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.640 you help me out on this one? Yeah, there's only 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:16.440 you know what, It's funny. He said that my dad 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:22.080 actually looked up um my girlfriend at the times. He 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.080 looked at her criminal history. He like looked her up. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.640 He did a did a quick search on her. Yeah, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.440 did she have a criminal history? She Yeah, she got 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:33.080 pulled over for a d U I and it turned 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.800 out to be a wet and reckless and he asked 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.920 me about it, and I was like what And this 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.560 goes back. It's funny you said that because yesterday we're 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:45.720 talking about what don't women disclosed to their significant other 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:49.040 and it's a car crash or car accident. Well, I 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.760 asked her. I was like, hey, have you got a 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:55.000 d u I before? And she said no, yeah, so 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.880 on so I'm like, you if you've got like a 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.640 wet reckless and she's like no, why And I was like, 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.360 are you sure and she's like yeah, And I'm like, 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.840 you've never been busted by the cops for any kind 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.520 of traffic violations and she said, well, yeah, once I 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:13.720 got pulled over because I had marijuana on me and 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:16.880 that's what she got cited for. She got a wet 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.600 reckless for for for that. So but she didn't realize 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:22.960 that was when it was yeah exactly. And I have 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.240 a wild story. A buddy of mine who I went 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.320 to elementary and high school with, he called me one 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.840 night from you see Santa Barbara and he said, hey, man, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.040 thanks you thank your dad for me. And I'm like, dude, 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.160 I even't talked to you in like five years, what's up? 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.960 And he's like, I got pulled over by c HP 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:44.920 on my way to you see Santa Barbara, and I 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.680 just got out of a d u y because I 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:50.480 flashed your dad's business card. I was like, how the 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:54.640 fund did you get one of those unbelievable man so 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.320 get out of a trouble card. Yeah, that's pretty wild. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.120 I've never been in that. But I did have a 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.000 friend of mine that was traveling back east that used 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.520 my business card to get in the past the velvet 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.960 ropes and get into like nightclubs. People. Yeah, people all 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.200 over the East Coast must think that back when this 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.400 is years ago, that I was some kind of ball 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.680 because he was pretending to me me and you know, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.200 a business card, big, big radio star and all that stuff. 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.800 I've never used that to get anywhere. I've never dined now, 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:26.040 I will admit. Back in my twenties, people thought I 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.760 used to look like um Joey fatone from and SINC. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.680 And you didn't deny that you were. So my buddies 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.880 would play it up. So we'd go to like clubs 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.400 and bars and I'd get drinks and different things camped 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.160 to me the entire night. Like we'd go to Vegas 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:45.200 and I'd get drinks camped to me there. Nice. It 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.760 was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. My buddies have 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.800 gotten laid off of that. They'd pretend like they're hired 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:53.880 security by me. They dressing all black, that like women 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:55.680 would come up to me and then take him home 0:16:55.680 --> 0:17:00.000 and back him and unbelievable. So the power of celebrity. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:05.120 You're not a celebrity. Guess right, that's funny, Yeah, pretty good. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.680 That's uh, that's funny, all right. Matt from Dallas Fort 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:11.880 Worth rights, and he he says, in light of NBA players 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.440 walking out on the playoffs, if you had to sacrifice 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:20.640 one of the big three sports forever, not hockey or soccer, 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.199 because who cares? I guess he's also, yeah, all right, 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:28.800 So which would you choose? I let's see, so I 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.120 grew up a baseball guy. I love football, so I'd 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.840 have to say basketball. I get rid of basketball. I mean, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.320 I like basketball and I'd be sad without it. But 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.480 if I had to sacrifice one, I'd get rid of 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:44.160 the NBA. It'd be fine. On I don't need the NBA. Yeah, 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:47.880 not even clothes NBA for sure. John the Jailer writes 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:52.440 in from Allan Town, pennsylvani This is Ben. We're both 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:57.320 happily married man. That being said, is David Gascon the 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:02.640 most handsome co host you've ever Yeah? Then John says, 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.480 I'm sorry, I must have been drinking. There you go, 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:10.000 most gst handsome. I probably right. Let's go through the list. 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:17.199 Tom Looney and beat muscle shirts. Tom Looney there, Yeah, 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:20.560 I've worked with Chris Meyers. How about my hair? Great 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:23.200 to Chris Meyers. There, Jim Mora back in the day. 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:27.920 Get down the list here, Pat O'Brien, p O B great, 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.200 p o B. The show with Steve Hartman. I've done 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:32.439 shows man, the list of people have done like random 0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:37.520 shows with Sporadically, you're not not good lucky place. I 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.240 think the I think the the person that's the hottest 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:42.760 guy that I've ever done a show with his Arnie Spaniard. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.720 Artie Spaniard has to be right there at the top. Man, man, 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.960 is he beautiful? He reminds me of Dan de Vito 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:55.359 in the original Batman when he dressed up as penguin. Yeah, 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.399 I mean yeah, you just gotta look like the penguin. 0:18:57.480 --> 0:19:01.640 You're You're right, all right, Matt you Almira? Where that's 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:04.679 New York, my renew that's Looney territory. He says, Ben, 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.000 who would play your character if they made a Fox 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.200 Sports Radio movie? All right, so does that mean fat 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.480 Ben or skinny Ben? Because you've gone through stages of Ben. 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.040 I still see myself as fat Ben. So I would go, 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.640 there's only so many fat actors Like Jeff, I would say, 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.800 older me would be Jeff Garland. What about John Goodman? 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.440 That's really old like Garland is still doing his thing. 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:29.280 Goodman's like kind of washing like a younger. Mean, maybe 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:33.159 Jonah Hill, Little Jonah Hill. Actually it's too short. Who 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:35.280 would play skinny me? Who would play thinner me? Not 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:38.680 skinny but thinner me. That's a good question. The guy 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.560 on Facebook keep saying I look like John Lackey. You 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.399 can hire John Lackey and see if he knows how 0:19:43.440 --> 0:19:47.160 to act. He's got big teeth. You don't have big teeth. 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:51.560 It was a joke there, but I I'll skip over that. 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:54.200 La la la la la la. Yeah, so I don't 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:57.920 know you you have any you said, John Goodman, that's 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.080 your answer? Maybe, I mean, I'm just thinking a guy's that. 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:03.760 I like your your frame and height, Brad Pitt, you 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:07.800 can see that, you know. What about? What about the 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.520 old I think he was a politician too. Is it 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:13.800 Fred Dalton Thompson? He used to be like the d 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:18.119 A and lawn order. Hold on, let me look at 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:22.080 what's his name. I think it's Fred Dalton Thompson. He 0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:25.560 also played You think I look like that guy? No? 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:27.840 But I mean, you know if you needed a character 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:33.000 that that guy's a fucking good character. That's not. Come on, 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.800 you know you want this thing to portray you in 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:38.720 a in a positive light. Somebime as we have a 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:43.680 good actor, okay, as far as we would play guest 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:47.040 on any of the cast of Jersey Shore would be 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:52.400 would be good for bleach my skin. I'm Ran in Vancouver, 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:55.160 says band question for you this he sent us on email. 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:58.439 I'm Ran from Vancouver, kidded. He says, are you willing 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:07.080 to do some urine there rape on cameo? That's good? Uh? Yeah, 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.040 I am, I man, but not at my price point. 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:11.160 I'd have to raise my price point up quite a bit. 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:14.320 But there is everyone's got a price, right, every person's 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:17.359 got a price, and you meet my price point, I 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:21.320 would I would do it. What's the price point? How 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:24.920 about this? How about five grand? I'd do it? All, 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:27.960 come on, you would do it grand grand? That's that 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:29.800 you pay me twenty five grand. I'll do it when 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:32.720 you would. You wouldn't do it for five grand. I'd 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:35.400 consider it for five. I would do it for twenty five, 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:38.920 so I would. I would give it consideration at five, 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.239 but for twenty five. I'm in. I'm I'm all in? 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.679 Is what I all? Right? Barry in Chattanooga, Tennessee, right, 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:49.320 and says I'll stay away from the third rail question 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:52.640 this time, Ben, When do you think you will get 0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:56.800 around to grilling that Tomahawks thing? We already addressed this 0:21:56.880 --> 0:22:00.240 berry over the weekend, as you know. And um, the 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:05.359 more guests Gon complains, the more he complains, the more 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:08.320 time that will pass before the Tomahawks steak is grill. 0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:11.800 He also says here, I should try to reverse sere 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:15.919 grilling technique on that steak. Reverse seal sere grilling. What 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.600 is the reverse your grilling technique? Is that where you 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:21.280 you put it on for thirty seconds or ten seconds 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.000