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Speaker 1: as Gagon is right over there. The Schmendrick is making

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Speaker 1: I am proud. I might say too that I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: tan skin is nice and golden brown. It's a lucture

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Speaker 1: or five on the r walk that Ben, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever taken your shot and

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Speaker 1: I'm terrible. I was terrible with that. I just I

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Speaker 1: my What a douche? Do you like? Love? Average a douche? Nozzle?

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Speaker 1: So that's out, I find. I mean, you're such a

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Speaker 1: slap dick. It's unbelief No, because this could happen again.

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Speaker 1: So we need solutions from Benny. By the way, guesscott

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Speaker 1: I started using the term slap dick on the air

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Speaker 1: their mind. You go outside, Oh my god, you can

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Speaker 1: you get dumped? I don't know if they dumped me

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Speaker 1: that term before, right? What did you use douche nozzle

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a fun, fun term. It's good. It's

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Speaker 1: we're allowed. We are allowed to say that. So did

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Speaker 1: The ragamuffin. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Varmint.

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Speaker 1: I love channeling my Martin Scorsese Raging Bull with Mama Luke. Right,

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Speaker 1: Doucenazo like related. Shmendrick Schmendrick is not bad. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what a slap dick? Man? Well, it depends what kind

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Speaker 1: It's not that hard. I just made the most delicious

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Speaker 1: last last weekend Popeye's fried chicken sandwich. Yeah, that's that's

421
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Speaker 1: like fried chicken. That's very low level. This is not

422
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Speaker 1: it's high level. This is like you go into a party,

423
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: comes to the four or five, and then you're coming

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Speaker 1: west of the four or five to a party with me,

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Speaker 1: Like you can't dress the same way, you can't look

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Speaker 1: the same way. You gotta look, you gotta present differently. Again,

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Speaker 1: you're being a all right, Fats in Philadelphia. There Fats

428
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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia says in today's time, what one person or

429
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Speaker 1: organize a shaw and profession do you think? Man, they're

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Speaker 1: badass when you see them in action. I'm going with

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Speaker 1: the the guards of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

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Speaker 1: at Arlington semit Terry. It must see if you ever

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Speaker 1: get a chance. Well, that's a good one. Face. I've

434
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Speaker 1: never been uh to Arlington Cemetery to see that. Um,

435
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Speaker 1: that would be that would be something that would be cool.

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Speaker 1: I like to do that fight some time to travel.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Gettysburg, but that's not not Arlington. Uh. Bad,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, badass with like like a Navy seal,

439
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Speaker 1: like a a well tuned swat team, that kind of thing,

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Speaker 1: and I think bad that's badass. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: else I guess got any badass professions out there that

442
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Speaker 1: are that are left? I guess over the pond, the

443
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Speaker 1: s a S, the Special Arms Service in the UK.

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Speaker 1: Nothing here though, I don't know. Might see my dad

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Speaker 1: when he was with the l A p D. As

446
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Speaker 1: a captain, he was in charge of a SWAT back

447
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Speaker 1: in the day, and so he used to tell me

448
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: some great stories about how he would go down to

449
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Speaker 1: Camp Pendleton and they'd trained with Marines because they weren't

450
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Speaker 1: in tune with training in urban combat. So they used

451
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Speaker 1: L A p D SWAT to train with these guys

452
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Speaker 1: to get them up to speed because their tactics in

453
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Speaker 1: the way that they approached en Aby territory was drastically

454
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Speaker 1: different than how officers here in the United States trained.

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Speaker 1: And L A p D SWAT, you know, during that time,

456
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Speaker 1: was considered like the elite of the elite. So I

457
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Speaker 1: spent many a time driving past Camp Pendleton back in

458
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Speaker 1: the day, way to Sun Diego and probably we probably

459
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Speaker 1: fly to San Diego, right, you drive there, you fly helicopter,

460
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: understand well that works most of the time, but just

461
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Speaker 1: don't fly in fog. Okay, alright, Travis? What did I

462
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: go too far? Travis? And Oregon writes and says, is

463
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Speaker 1: it true that the Finley fanatics have become the dominant

464
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Speaker 1: force on Fox Sports Radio? Boy? Uh travel, Well, I

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Speaker 1: guess if dominance is one person, yes, dominance is uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you. You shouldn't say fanatics. There's really no Finley fanatics.

467
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: It's just fanatic, which is really I believe Brian Finley

468
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Speaker 1: looking at the mirror, right, looking at the mirror, what

469
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: is the Alex Rodriguez all of a sudden, Oh yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: he's got this like warped sense of reality there, Finley,

471
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Speaker 1: and he thinks he's he's got this this massive reach. Yeah, well,

472
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: good for him. Yeah, he doesn't put that Anthony from

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Speaker 1: Van Eyes, says Ben, who made the decision to crown

474
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Speaker 1: Marcel from Brooklyn the caller of the Year. His segment

475
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: is a complete waste of airtime. Yeah, so it happens

476
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Speaker 1: that you just mail it in on certain segments during

477
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Speaker 1: a four hour show. Well, Anthony, it's a democracy, the

478
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: vote of the people. The Electoral College of Fox Sports

479
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Speaker 1: Radio voted Marcel in Brooklyn the caller of the Year.

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Speaker 1: I realized that Marcel is an acquired taste. Some people

481
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Speaker 1: love his work. Other people are nauseated by Marcel's work. Um,

482
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: but he means well, and it's it's a sports talk

483
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: radio show on in the middle of the night. What

484
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: are you looking for? Here? Are we solving the world's problems?

485
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: I say no, um, but like Marcel, he means well,

486
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: he's good hearted. Marcel, he doesn't leave his apartment. I

487
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: feel bad for the guy Marcel does not. He is

488
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: stuck in the projects in Brooklyn and he has Uncle

489
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: Dynamite come over and give him food, and that's that's

490
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: he eats. He lives by himself there and Uncle Dynamito

491
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: drop over off food and all that stuff. He's alone

492
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: most of the time, and the only connection he has

493
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Speaker 1: to the outside world is calling radio shows like this

494
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: one and you know other other radio shows. Well, because

495
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: a radio whore. But this is his way to connect

496
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Speaker 1: to the outside world. So make him feel more important.

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00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: That's not a bad thing. That's a good thing. Chris

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00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: in Cocona the Cocona Iowa right. So, and he says,

499
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Speaker 1: do you plan on being buried or creamated? That's another maca,

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Speaker 1: that's like a Guescon type of question. Chris, I'm a

501
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: buried guy. So I'm a buried guy. This really just

502
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: comes down to your family, right, you know, do you

503
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: get creamated and get buried? My family, they they voted

504
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: on the buried side, So I go with the buried side,

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Speaker 1: you guess, I think for me, I'm probably gonna get

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Speaker 1: airlifted and then dropped in the ocean west of the

507
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Speaker 1: four or five. It's a profit. Will you turn, Will

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00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: they make you dust before they put you in the ocean,

509
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: or they are just gonna drop your body and they're like, uh,

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Speaker 1: is there a bit ladden off the back of the boat,

511
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: like you know, like tart me up, and then like yeah,

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Speaker 1: they'll put you in a sheet and drop you off

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Speaker 1: the back of the boat. You know, Yeah, I don't

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00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: know about that. Uh, that's that's a tough call. Maybe

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Speaker 1: in a casket, all right, r J. In the same

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00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: Tonio the Alamo. Most embarrassing moment both of you have

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00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: had on live radio slash television. Well, r J, this

518
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: this entire experience has been embarrassing doing the broadcasting over

519
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: these things everyone's had. I've had ridiculous embarrassing moments and

520
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: all that that have taken place there. But I remember

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00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: one of them. Just give me a story right now. Well,

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00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: I've told this a few times over the years. Interviewed

523
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Speaker 1: the kid that won the Little League World Series for Hawaii,

524
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Speaker 1: and uh, this was the first time they won a

525
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: couple of times Hawaii and the kid had like the

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00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: Grand Slam, and he was the top picture and all

527
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: this stuff, and our reporter in Pennsylvania's like, hey, this

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00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: kid's shy, don't put him on. I said, this kid's probably,

529
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: by the way, like twenty five or thirty at this point,

530
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: so a long time ago. So I was like, put

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Speaker 1: him on and hand the god guess goot. I asked

532
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: this kid every open ended question and he gave me

533
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: one word if that answers on everything. It was so

534
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: and there's nothing I could do, you know, And as

535
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: I was trying to be polite, I don't want to

536
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,239
Speaker 1: be a complete dick. But it was Ted. And then

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00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: the other one I remember, and also involved an interview.

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00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: It was during the NBA All Star Game, and uh,

539
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: I was told I was gonna have on the hotline,

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00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: the warm line. I'm having a mental block here, but

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Speaker 1: it was it was they told me, you know, person

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00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: X was gonna be on and it was actually somebody

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00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: else that I was interviewing, but they the producer had

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00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: told me that it was this person and it turned

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00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: out to be Clyde Drexler. But I didn't know I

546
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: was talking to Clyde Drexler. I thought I was talking

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Speaker 1: to somebody else. And then he realized because of the

548
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: questions I was asking him that he didn't that I

549
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: didn't realize who he was. And I was like, oh man,

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00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: that's pretty pretty bad. I have one quick story speaking

551
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: of that though. I have a and I actually bring

552
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: this up that Steve Mason, who does a radio show

553
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: in l A, used to work at Fox Sports Radio.

554
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: I was working with Steve and he had, oh man,

555
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: it was the guy that wrote Ball four. Now he

556
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Speaker 1: he thought he was interview Jim Bowden, the Red GM

557
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: or Jim Bowden the reg GM back in the day

558
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: he used to work Fox Sports Radio two, but this

559
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: was before then. But he was actually interviewing the guy

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00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: that wrote Ball four, the famous book, and uh, that's

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00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: Jim Bouten. And so Jim Boughten realized. And I still

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00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: we laugh about this. I tell Mason this if we

563
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: laugh when I see him. Uh, is that Ball four?

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00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: The book boundens like a kind of a character and

565
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: a goofball and all that stuff. And so he once

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00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: he realized the thing, Mason was asking questions about the trade.

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00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 1: I think Bowden was the gym of the Reds at

568
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: the time, I remember, and they had Ken Griffey Jr.

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Speaker 1: And you know that kind of period of time. And

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00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: so Bouten, not Bowden Bouten, Mason's asking about trades, and

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00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Bouten's like, yeah, I think we're ready to get rid

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00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: of Griffy. We're ready to move on from Griffy. He's

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00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: not very good. He's like saying all this outrageous stuff

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00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: and it it's hilarious, and uh, it was. It was

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00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: really funny and and you know, Mason was like shocked,

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00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: he couldn't believe this. He's like, this is amazing to me,

577
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: breaking news. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was really funny. Really,

578
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: but that was like a legendary game changing book. Old

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00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: baseball player Jim Boughten nineteen seventy that book came out

580
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: was it was he wrote a diary about the nineteen

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00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: sixty nine baseball season with the pilots, the Seattle pilots

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00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: and the Astros, and he gave like he aired all

583
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: of the dirty laundry, all of them. He broke the

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00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: k fab is what he did. And he just died

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00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: last I think it was last year. Jim Bouten anyway down,

586
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: I didn't think I would be bringing that story up,

587
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: but thank you r J. Tony in parts unknown rights

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00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: In says, do you guys have a farm system for

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00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: the sports update? Guys, Eddie is like a twenty five

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00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: game winning pitcher, Tony says, and and Finley is like

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00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: jose Canseco coming in from right field to pitch. Because you,

592
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: guys ran out of pictures? Was Dombrowski your general manager? Yes,

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00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: Dave Dombrowski was the general menasager noticed no reference to you,

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00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Gascan in this from Tony. That's probably a good thing,

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00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: Colin and Denver writes, Sin says, what pisces you all

596
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: off more than anything? Being asked, what pisces you off

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00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: more than anything? Colin? That really pisces me off. It's

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Speaker 1: really I'm really annoyed by that, really annoyed by that. Uh.

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00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: Kyle and san Antonio says, which NFL player has the

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Speaker 1: most ridiculous and or undeserved nickname? I don't know about undeserved,

601
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: but I always loved Refrigerator Perry back in the old

602
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: days with the Chicago Bears. The guy's so big, he's

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00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: the size of a refrigerat. That's an all time classic.

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Speaker 1: Craig Ironhead, Hayward iron Head is a good one. Remember

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Speaker 1: Devin has to remember his nickname um No anytime because

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Speaker 1: any time he can return a kick for a touchdown anytime,

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00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: devon anytime. That's Nigerian nightmare. That's a good one. Peanut

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Speaker 1: tilmut Peanut til. All right, Well that's enough of the

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Speaker 1: the mail bag. Guess God, do we have enough for

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Speaker 1: be or not to be? We do? Okay? Good, all right,

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Speaker 1: we move on to be or not to be? Here,

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Speaker 1: locked and loaded here. I remember a review of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget review the podcast now, and I'm grateful too

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00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: because when we're talking about this, I think it was

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00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: last week or the week before about how um the

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Speaker 1: Babylon b was was basically sequestioned for for a few hours,

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Speaker 1: like they were temporarily just disbanded. Yes, yeah, Twitter shut

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Speaker 1: them down. Do you mind on Twitter? People trying to

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Speaker 1: docks police not shutdown, but the Babylon b was shutdown?

620
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Speaker 1: Is interesting juxtaposition. That's the world we live in right now.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's unfortunate. But anyways, so yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: an ode to the Babylon bie uh social media account

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Speaker 1: that Ben had introduced me to earlier this year, and

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Speaker 1: I've taken me what. No, that's incorrect. No, I was

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00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: always an onion guy. You you stopped the Onion all together,

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Speaker 1: moved to the bab Ba ba ba blah and ba

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Speaker 1: ba ba by by by by by by by Babylon Bie.

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Speaker 1: I like the Onion and this is just um. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's more of a conservative or right wing approach,

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Speaker 1: because everything is, you know, especially comedians and yeah, politicians

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Speaker 1: and well, the thing about the bab Babie is they're

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Speaker 1: very good at satirizing the ridiculousness of the world that's

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Speaker 1: going on right now. And uh, that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people can't handle it, which makes it

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Speaker 1: even better. Speaking of which, have you no comments on

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Speaker 1: that on their social media channels? Right? Oh, there's no

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Speaker 1: room for subtire. I can't believe you're snark in your

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Speaker 1: stre But have you noticed, either on the Babylon b

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Speaker 1: or The Onion that anything that they have said has

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Speaker 1: come to fruition? Of course, we've talked about that. That's

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Speaker 1: that's what makes this hard about the b or not

642
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Speaker 1: to be because a lot of stuff either you think

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Speaker 1: it has happened or it's about to happen. Yeah, it's

644
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Speaker 1: it's pretty dangerous right now. So yeah, so we got

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Speaker 1: five different titles that will run through and i'll see

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Speaker 1: if Ben knows if this is actually the Babylon b

647
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Speaker 1: or if it's a legit news story. Um. And then

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Speaker 1: of course we got a bunch of different things that

649
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Speaker 1: did not make the cut as well. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go through those real quick with you, Ben, all right,

651
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Speaker 1: to go through a couple of them that did not

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Speaker 1: make the cut courtesy the Babylon b. Uh. Title that

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Speaker 1: did not make the cut, journalists admit supporting Biden just

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Speaker 1: so they can take a another four to eight years

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Speaker 1: worth of vacation in the coming up. Uh. So that

656
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Speaker 1: did not make the cut, alright, Next next one, Bernie

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Speaker 1: Sanders praises China for eradicating poverty by killing all the

658
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Speaker 1: poor people. Alright, so again close but no cigar. Yes, yes, Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in and out on a couple of

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Speaker 1: these stories. And I think this one's a tricky one

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Speaker 1: for you. And we mentioned it with with the Animal love.

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Speaker 1: Are we starting to be or not to be? Now?

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Speaker 1: Is just the beginning? Yes? Okay, so this is we'd

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Speaker 1: like to alert all our affiliates. We have none on

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Speaker 1: the parties. We'd like to alert all our affiliates on

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Speaker 1: the podcast that we are now we are now beginning

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Speaker 1: the grading be or not to be sponsored sponsored by

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Speaker 1: nobody because we have no sponsorships here. Yeah. If you'd

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Speaker 1: like to buy advertising, please contact I Heart Media Podcast Division,

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Speaker 1: say I only specifically want the fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: Maller and gag On. Good luck with that. How about

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Speaker 1: this one? So we'll see if this is right up

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Speaker 1: your alley. Study finds sin a direct result of not

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Speaker 1: having enough coffee in your system. So is this the

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Speaker 1: be or not to be? That is a question. I

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Speaker 1: am going to say that this is the b mm hmm, Ben,

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Speaker 1: you are correct? Yeah, all right, I want to know

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Speaker 1: I am on fire there. Although that is something you

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Speaker 1: can see like some people who are hyper wacko say,

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Speaker 1: oh you you're you're coffee and all that. Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: All right, um, that was what was the content? You

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Speaker 1: want to expand on that? Or was just leave the headline?

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Speaker 1: That's leaving the headline there? How about this? One man

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Speaker 1: was rescued off of a surfboard drift the c for

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Speaker 1: three days the B or not the bh uh? All right,

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Speaker 1: so let's break this down some Ben logic on this. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so that it sounds ridiculous, but there's not a lot

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Speaker 1: of comedy value in it, and Babylon be usually goes

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Speaker 1: for the over the top sarcasm comedy value. That sounds

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Speaker 1: just like an amazing survivalist story that you're out at

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Speaker 1: sea for three days on a surfboard and they find you.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say that's true. Go with a little

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Speaker 1: deductive reasoning there for Ben Mallory and and you're two

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Speaker 1: for two. Yeah, look at that. You gotta make this harder,

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Speaker 1: guest scout, I'm I own you. That's a good story.

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Speaker 1: Check this out. A British man claims to have spent

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Speaker 1: three days at sea on a surfboard after falling out

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Speaker 1: of a cruise ship. Whoa, it's plucked from the water

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Speaker 1: when coast guards rescued him, saying that he was out

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Speaker 1: there for three days. He had a life jacket on

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Speaker 1: and a white shirt with sleeves rolled up. But uh wait,

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Speaker 1: so he was he did to have a surfboard? He did, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he did. How the hell you have a surf but

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Speaker 1: he fell off the boat with the surfboard? Yes, how

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Speaker 1: did that happen? Running through some pictures right now, and

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Speaker 1: it looks pretty pretty stupid. But how big a boat

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Speaker 1: are we talking about? That was a cruise liner. That's

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Speaker 1: he survived the fall. That's a big, big fall. How

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Speaker 1: big of a fall is that? Do you think that's?

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Speaker 1: We got a bridge out here, we got the Long

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Speaker 1: Beach and Vincent Thomas Bridge. Yeah, if you fell off,

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Speaker 1: the people die, you fall off a bridge like that, right,

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Speaker 1: survive that? Now? Did you know that the Golden gate

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Speaker 1: Bridge in San Francisco, it was synonymous. It was one

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Speaker 1: of the hot spots back in the day. I think

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Speaker 1: it was the seventies. I believe it was the seventies.

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Speaker 1: It was a hot spot for people to commit suicide. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And they actually did some some work on it, some

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Speaker 1: upgrades on the Golden gate Bridge for security railings. But

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Speaker 1: the railing they brought in was mostly too they said,

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Speaker 1: quote unquote to protect drivers from veering off the road.

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Speaker 1: They didn't want to make any kind of accusation towards

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Speaker 1: individuals that were looking to commit suicide. Suicide rates dropped

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Speaker 1: drastically due to the fact that they just put protective

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Speaker 1: scaling on the Golden gate Bridge. Even if I have

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Speaker 1: walked if you walked across the Golden Gate Bridge. I've

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Speaker 1: walked across the Golden Gate. Yes, I walked across the

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Speaker 1: Golden Gate Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge bridges. It was long,

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Speaker 1: hot and humid because it was during the summer, and

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Speaker 1: there were people selling ship in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge. They had little stands up and they were

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Speaker 1: selling trying to sell water t shirts. Um, welcome to

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Speaker 1: New York's you know that kind of crap? Did you

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Speaker 1: Golden Gate? Did you do that during the day or night? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: we did during the day. But we see the problems.

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Speaker 1: We thought, well, we'll just walk there and then we'll

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Speaker 1: take like there's probably a shuttle us back. There was

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Speaker 1: no shuttle buff so we walked. We walked across the

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Speaker 1: Golden Gate and then back across the Golden Gate and

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Speaker 1: then you know, they put nets up under the side.

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Speaker 1: There are nets there to catch the people too, I guess,

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Speaker 1: discourage them from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. They

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Speaker 1: had nets up kind of right below there. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty nice. It's pretty neat though. I like it. Next

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Speaker 1: time I'm in San Francisco, which who knows when that'll be,

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Speaker 1: but I'll I want to do that. That's fun. I think.

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Speaker 1: I asked you views of the city. I love that park.

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Speaker 1: I had gone to San Francisco for years and I

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Speaker 1: had not gone to that Golden Gate Park area was

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Speaker 1: the palace of fine arts. I don't know. There's a

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Speaker 1: bunch of museums there in the grassy knoll, and it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Have you been to Alcatraz? I've not been to Alcatraz.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to go to Alcatraz. Had not been to

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Speaker 1: Alcatraz rock. Yeah, they give you a tour. It's like

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Speaker 1: a full fledged tour, and you can have like the

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Speaker 1: audio equipment on your on your hip and with headphones

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Speaker 1: and they talk, you know, like in baseball terminology they

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Speaker 1: say if a fastball goes right down the middle, they

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Speaker 1: say it right down Broadway. Yeah. I always thought, at

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Speaker 1: least this is my thought process with with baseball, was

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Speaker 1: that they meant on Broadway, like in New York on Broadway. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you go into Alcatraz as a prisoner, they take

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Speaker 1: you through a long runway of all these prisoners and

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Speaker 1: they basically look at you and mock you. But they

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Speaker 1: call this long runway Broadway. And so that's like when

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Speaker 1: you get introduced to the prison system. There you have

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Speaker 1: to walk through Broadway in order to get into your cell.

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Speaker 1: So that's like in a dark place, but that's kind

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Speaker 1: of like being that's like right down Broadway, you know,

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Speaker 1: like that's could you see equivalent of like the purp

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Speaker 1: walk that they yes, police will do it. They'll drag

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Speaker 1: you and parade you in front of the media so

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Speaker 1: you can be photographed and goof tine. Yes, um, how

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Speaker 1: about this one? Alright, they are not to be local

775
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Speaker 1: politician calling for the firing of a teacher who equates

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Speaker 1: the KKK to the police. Alright, so local politician calling

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Speaker 1: for the firing of King King Kane. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: that's real. Oh man, you are three for yeah, look

779
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: at that man. This is happening in Texas, and fact,

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Speaker 1: Governor of Texas Greg Abbots calling for the firing of

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Speaker 1: an eighth grade teacher who's discussing the political climate right

782
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Speaker 1: now and she's equating the KKK to modern day police

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Speaker 1: with cartoon features showing black men and police kneeling on

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Speaker 1: their backs and on their necks. Ah. Well, there's the

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Speaker 1: entire websites dedicated to the dumb ship that professors put

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Speaker 1: out on social media. These these guys are the the

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Speaker 1: academia world. Not the brightest bulbs out there. A lot

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Speaker 1: of these people with the things they post. So do

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Speaker 1: you like home schooling? Then? Uh no, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you learn anything. I don't like I think you kids

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Speaker 1: need to be in the classroom to learn. I think

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be a whole bunch of dumb people they're

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Speaker 1: gonna come out of this. I think as you get older,

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00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: it's easier to learn from the internet. Yes, but as

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Speaker 1: a child, I don't think that's how you're you're able to.

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Speaker 1: And Plus, the large part of school is the social

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Speaker 1: element of it and how you learn how to relate

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Speaker 1: to your other human beings and your social you know,

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Speaker 1: your group, your core core group of people, you're in

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Speaker 1: your age range and all that. Yeah, I'm gonna zip

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Speaker 1: through these ones. But let me know what you think

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Speaker 1: on this B or not the being, CNN says our

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00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: ratings are only tanking because Trump is killing off viewers

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Speaker 1: by the millions. Oh, that's gotta be the b that's funny.

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Speaker 1: That's gotta be or four or four or four to

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Speaker 1: go five for five. President Trump tells the r n

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Speaker 1: C attendee used to look under their seats for free

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Speaker 1: my pillow and can of Goya beans. Come on, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's obviously the No, that's real. That's not really. Stop,

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Speaker 1: that's not real. A couple of the ones that did

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Speaker 1: not make the cut America rag number one place in

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Speaker 1: the world where you can get rich by writing about

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Speaker 1: how awful the country is. That there's a whole contrition

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Speaker 1: that in being the victim. All I'm the victim. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm the victim. Another another title that did

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Speaker 1: not make the cut. Facebook now allows users to flag

817
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: anything they disagree with as literally Hitler that was good.

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Speaker 1: And the last, last, but not least, Democrats watching RNC

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Speaker 1: unsure who this god guy they keep mentioning is. That's

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00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: pretty good too, That's funny. Alright, well we have survived,

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Speaker 1: you know that. We can hear guesscount of marginal podcasting.

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Speaker 1: So there there is that. We can put that to

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Speaker 1: bed and we'll see what the future holds. Logistically, some

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Speaker 1: some interesting things coming up here in the next couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks, and we'll get to that in the future.

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Speaker 1: We're back on the radio, though, I will be back

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Speaker 1: on the Ben Maller show inside the Magic Radio Box tonight.

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Speaker 1: As Petros likes to say, they're the big pr friend,

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00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: big powerful afternoon drive guy. But we will be on

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Speaker 1: there tonight eleven pm in the West and that's two

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Speaker 1: am in the East. So figure that out. Wherever you

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00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: are in Central time zone, it's one. If you're in

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00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: the Mountain time zone, that's noon. And if you're in

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Speaker 1: the Hawaiian time zone, what is that like nine o'clock?

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Speaker 1: I think a five hour difference. No, it's like it's

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Speaker 1: either three or two, depends on the time of the year,

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Speaker 1: I believe. Well, yeah, all right, all right there it is.

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Speaker 1: Have a wonderful, wonderful, wacky and crazy rest of your day.

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Speaker 1: We'll catch you next time. Be sure to catch live

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Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am

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Speaker 1: Eastern eleven pm Pacific.