1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time one 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: eight hundred away. He's another je twenties. I'm much worried. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: This is Sam. Can I help you? M Hey Sam? Yeah, 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: my name is Seth McElroy and I have a little 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: bit of an issue that I need to discuss. Okay, 8 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: I'm not really sure who I talked to about this, 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: but I guess I'm gonna start with you. Well, a 10 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: lot of times let's take it to our funeral director, 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: and I'm not Yeah, but I'm sure I could help you. 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: What's going on? So I was in there last week 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: at my grandpa's funeral. I'm so sorry to hear that. 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Oh no, don't worry about it. It was a blast. 15 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: Oh um. Okay, Yeah, I've been to a lot of 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: funerals over the years, and you guys definitely put on 17 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: a great show. I mean, as long as we did 18 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: a good job of honoring your grandfather, then I'm glad 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: it was. It was a bash. Huh. Here's my problem though. 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: It turns out that my grandpa actually left me some 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: stuff in his will. Yeah, I'm happy for you. Yeah, yeah, 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: I know it's awesome. But among some of that stuff 23 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: was this really cool Rolex watch. Oh that's very nice. 24 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: How sweet of him? Yeah? Super nice. Except the only 25 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: thing is I think he was wearing it when he 26 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: was buried, So I'm wondering if I can just come 27 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: pick it up. I'm sorry, I think he was wearing 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: it when we buried him, So I just want to 29 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: come and grab that. Um, I guess I don't know 30 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: his name, but if the funeral was last week, I'm 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,960 Speaker 1: sure he's he's buried now, Yeah, yeah for sure. So, like, 32 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: what's your policy on just kind of coming over there 33 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: and digging him up to get the watch? Or doesn't 34 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: need to be after hours? What's the best way you're 35 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: asking us to dig him back up to get your watch? 36 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I can do it myself. I'm 37 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: just wondering what the standards and practices of that, like 38 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: wins the best time? No, there really are none. It's 39 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: actually technically illegal unless there's some sort of you know, 40 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: unless you go out to role x watch you need 41 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: to get. No, that does not count. I don't think 42 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: you understood. It's kind of a desecration to do something 43 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: like that. Oh, desecration, Okay, I know, I know what 44 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: that means. You're worried about the labor costs of your 45 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: staff doing it. No, No, that has nothing to do 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: with it. I'm sorry that you don't have the watch, sir, 47 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: but I don't know that there's a way that we 48 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: are going to dig up your grandfather to get it back. Well, 49 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,679 Speaker 1: I have a shovel. No, it's not about you having 50 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: a shovel, sir, And it's not about who does it. 51 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: It's about the fact that it technically Actually I'm sorry, 52 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a bonehead. I'm a bone head. Yeah, 53 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: you have to do something like that. You need an 54 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: excavator or something. I'm sure I could rent a sort 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: of machinery. No, no, sir, you can't rent it. You're 56 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: not understanding what I'm saying, sir. This is actually pretty 57 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: appalling that you're even asking to do this. There is 58 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: there is not a possibility of digging up your grandfather 59 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: to get a watch. How do I get to watch? Then? 60 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: You know what, sir, you may just have to take 61 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: that one as a loss. Okay, I get it. At 62 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: this point, I think I get it. I think I 63 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,399 Speaker 1: get it. What's in it for you? Right? I'm sorry? 64 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: What if I slide you a little five dollar bill? No, well, 65 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: now you're talking bribery, which is also illegal. All right, 66 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: twenty bucks, sir? Maybe? Yeah, there is no amount of 67 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: money that you could give me or promise me that 68 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: would make me allow you to do this or do 69 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: it myself. Well, how about this? What if I gave 70 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,839 Speaker 1: you his tie? He was wearing a super cool designer tie. 71 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was like Versac. I can just 72 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: that is disgusting. Versaci is disgusting. The fact that you 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: want to take up your grandfather to get a watch 74 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: and you're offering me the tie that he was buried 75 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: with is disgusting, sir. And honestly, I'm not supposed to 76 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: say this kind of thing to people that call in. 77 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: I understand you're bereaved, but personally i'm what you're bereaved. Okay, 78 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: there's no need to insult me. It's not an insult. 79 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm not insulting. I don't know what that word means, 80 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: but it didn't sound good. Well, I'll be honest or 81 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. This is the most disgusting thing I've 82 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. And frankly, I think I'm 83 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: going to end this phone call. Oh please, No, I 84 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: just don't get what the big deal is because last 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: time I called you, guys, Andy, let me dig up 86 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: my uncle. No problem, Andy, Andy allowed you to do this? Yeah, 87 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: I called him, and I'll tell about My uncle had 88 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: these really nice looking wing tips and I wanted to 89 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: get those back. No, no, there's no way in hell 90 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: Andy would ever do something like that. And he is 91 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: getting to the point where I may just go ahead 92 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: and call the authority. You know what, You're a real brievement. 93 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Huh doesn't feel good when somebody calls 94 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: you a name either. You're not even using that word, right, 95 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 1: you idiot? And if you show up here, I am 96 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: calling the police. All for a prank phone call, Yes, 97 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. Wait wait what? Oh? This 98 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from Brook and Jubil in the morning 99 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your girlfriend Jasmine 100 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: set you up. I'm not sure I understand what's going on. 101 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said your job at the mortuary gets 102 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: boring sometimes that she wanted to mix it up a 103 00:04:52,720 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: bit Oh my god, Oh my god. You know, here 104 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: a while, I have heard a lot of weird stuff, 105 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: but this is definitely the weirdest call. Oh my god, 106 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: I'm just surprised you wouldn't do it for five bucks. Well, 107 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna say I wasn't considering it.