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Speaker 1: Cool Zone Media.

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Speaker 2: Dinah Wars, Dinah Wars, Dinah Wars, Dinah Wars. Hello and

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Speaker 2: welcome to Cool Zone Media book Club, the only book

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Speaker 2: club where you don't have to do the reading because

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Speaker 2: I do it for you. I'm your host, Margaret Hildoy,

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Speaker 2: and I'm on a kick right now. I'm really enjoying

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Speaker 2: doing Dinah Wars. If you're enjoying it too, you should

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Speaker 2: tell people about it. And so it's still Dinah Wars.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. We

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Speaker 2: have a missive from the future from the Cool Zone

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Speaker 2: Media team of twenty fifty five. We were sent audio

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Speaker 2: from our very own show I'm thirty years from now

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Speaker 2: and we're just gonna jump into it. You know what

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Speaker 2: this is, It's the Dinah Wars. Either your triceratopsy, it's

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Speaker 2: Nazis or Nazi zombies are gonna EU. This here is

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Speaker 2: as is its relentless habit, and it lit a field

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Speaker 2: littered with detritus of flesh. I don't think you can

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Speaker 2: be alive in twenty fifty five without having seen a

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Speaker 2: dead body or two. But this was at a scale

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Speaker 2: I'd never quite imagined. The high of combat had receded,

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Speaker 2: and I looked out, and I wept. What has become

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Speaker 2: of humanity? Of course, to kill the liminal, it's a mercy.

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Speaker 2: The biospawn literally beg for death with their ripped vocal cords,

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Speaker 2: and the zombies have already died once, but it's still

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Speaker 2: brutal and raw. A stare at the horrors of war

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Speaker 2: to see what teeth and bullet and pike can do.

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Speaker 2: In order to stop crying, I went to work. I

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Speaker 2: think most listeners are familiar with that particular trick. The

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Speaker 2: busy bee has no time for sorrow. With the first

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Speaker 2: light of dawn, a pair of rangers rode in on

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Speaker 2: day it ends. For those who aren't familiar, these are

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Speaker 2: basically megafauna pigs. They went extinct about sixteen million years ago.

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Speaker 2: The rangers rode in with a whole herd of giant

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Speaker 2: there was this omnipresent sound of munching bones. It was

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Speaker 2: faster than burial and more ecologically sound than fire. Are

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Speaker 2: giant pigs with no other task. Immediately before me, I

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Speaker 2: If we weren't in the middle of a climate apocalypse already,

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Speaker 2: According to Aiden, wild pigs are, of course already one

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Speaker 2: But during lab experiments with the datin, scientists discovered something

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Speaker 2: so long as it is interspersed with plant matter and protein.

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Speaker 2: So the potential risks of wild daadin may yet be

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Speaker 2: Aidan was working with a team experimenting with allowing deadon

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Speaker 2: but initial results were promising. These days, dadon mostly eat

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Speaker 2: the war dead. Their ability to chew through fabric and

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Speaker 2: like what humans have done, turning half the planet's biomass

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Speaker 2: into humans and cows, Much like, if you think of it,

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Speaker 2: Here was a man who had lived through the whole

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Speaker 2: He told me he was going to live to see

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Speaker 2: I know it's hip and cool to live like you're

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Speaker 2: He said all that to me. I said to him,

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Speaker 2: is pleasant too. Me and Gary we moved to Portugal

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Speaker 2: And Gary had a good remote job and I'm good

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Speaker 2: Then you know, he goes and dies during that war,

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Speaker 2: MegaFon are back, and that's what I studied an undergrad

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Speaker 2: in Catalonia. New war breaks out, and I think about

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