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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, I was looking for Jason's. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Jason. Hey Jason. My name is Dave Adlopolis. I'm

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Speaker 1: the manager from grocery store. How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: You're sure you're okay? Yeah? Okay? Good? Well, I got

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Speaker 1: your info via our club card system, and I needed

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Speaker 1: to give you a call because something serious has caught

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Speaker 1: our attention here. I don't understand what's happening. Well, we

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Speaker 1: may have sold you some tainted fish a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, Actually, to be completely honest, we definitely sold

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Speaker 1: you some tainted fish a few days ago. I'm just

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Speaker 1: hoping I got to you in enough time where you

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Speaker 1: haven't eaten any of it. Now I had some last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god? Hell? Yeah? Are you you're

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Speaker 1: feeling okay right now? Though? Yes, I'm feeling fine. What

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Speaker 1: is this about? Well, you're about to become really sick.

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Speaker 1: In the next twenty four hours. What. Yeah, Well, for

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Speaker 1: some reason, that fish that we sold you came back

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Speaker 1: with very high levels of radiation. What. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: how this has happened. We got a really big shipment

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Speaker 1: of fish from a supplier that we didn't know, and

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Speaker 1: we forgot to test any of it or even clean it.

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Speaker 1: So sorry about that. You're sorry. You don't sound like

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Speaker 1: you're sorry. What the are you talking about? Man? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't mean to be intrusive here, But

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Speaker 1: when you went to the bathroom earlier, did it glow?

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Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? Did what glow your

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Speaker 1: bodily fluids? Did it glow? Either one? Number one or

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Speaker 1: number two? I don't take I don't look at when

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Speaker 1: it comes out. You should probably look. Apparently a lot

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Speaker 1: of people who ate that fish that we sold them

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Speaker 1: their poop started to glow a very neon green. There's

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Speaker 1: no way you're telling me if people were blowing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the next time you go to the bathroom, do it

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Speaker 1: with the lights off. You'll be able to tell right away.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it'll light up the whole room. If you

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Speaker 1: can think this is funny, No, I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: funny at all. I think you know, I feel very bad.

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Speaker 1: You don't sound like you're having a bad sound like

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Speaker 1: you're laughing. I'm not laughing. I mean the idea of

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Speaker 1: glowing poop is kind of funny to me. But I

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Speaker 1: know that it's a serious issue. This is my health,

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Speaker 1: this is my life on the line. I know, but

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Speaker 1: I don't mean it to sound like I'm joking around.

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Speaker 1: I really am concerned about you, sir, But the glowing

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Speaker 1: poop thing, you have to admit it's kind of a

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Speaker 1: cool situation. I would no, No, it's not funny. Do

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Speaker 1: you have hair, sir? Do you have what hair? Hair? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Do you have hairy? Yeah? Some human I have hair? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering. I'm sorry. I apologize. Do you okay? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: So you do have hair? Have you noticed any falling

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Speaker 1: off of your body? It's fine. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: be hair from your head. It could be neck hair,

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Speaker 1: body hair, chest hair, your foot hair. Are you telling

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Speaker 1: them my hair's gonna fall out? I don't know. It could. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't call somebody and telling somebody that I'm freaking

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Speaker 1: out about this. I'm just checking on you and make

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Speaker 1: sure you're okay. So we've had a couple of people

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Speaker 1: who have eaten the fish have lost their body hair.

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Speaker 1: They lost all their body hair, their body hair gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like one guy went out for a jog and he

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Speaker 1: came back and all of hissing out here. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I thought the idea of going for a jog and

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Speaker 1: then coming back hairless. I don't know, funny, what is

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Speaker 1: your problem? I just you know, I'm picturing these people

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Speaker 1: running around with no hair and glowing feces, and it's just,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's I've ever heard of in my life.

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Speaker 1: I know it's not funny. You can kind of understand

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Speaker 1: where I'm coming from. No, no, not at all. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm your job. You are tired, sir. I think

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Speaker 1: that's a bit of an overreaction. I'm just calling all

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Speaker 1: your hair fall. Oh you're saying what we're reacting, Well,

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Speaker 1: no matter what, you just need to make sure you

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Speaker 1: see a doctor and get checked out right away. That

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Speaker 1: would be my advice to you. Yeah, I'm calling a

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Speaker 1: doctor right after this, and then I'm calling the lawyer

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Speaker 1: to sue your And I wanted to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about that because actually I'm sitting. A couple of guys

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Speaker 1: over to your place from our legal department. They should

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Speaker 1: be there and a half an hour. They just have

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Speaker 1: some paperwork for you to sign, just saying that you

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Speaker 1: were one of the people that got the fish and

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Speaker 1: that it wasn't our fault. It is your fault. Well

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Speaker 1: not really. You bought the fish, you paid for it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you told me defective radiation fish. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my fault. And nobody held a gun to your head

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Speaker 1: and said eat that fish. So it's really your fault.

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Speaker 1: Do you buy fish at a store, you eat it?

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Speaker 1: Would you think I was going to do with the

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Speaker 1: fish when I bought it? Oh my god, I'm clopping now,

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's where it starts. Are you're okay? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I wasn't having mccoffee this whole time, and

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Speaker 1: now I'm yeah, okay. It starts with a cough. If

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Speaker 1: that turns into a roar or some sort of purring

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Speaker 1: like a kitten, that's the start of what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You don't feel like you're

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Speaker 1: going to quack to you? No, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: quack like a duck. You more on okay, good, then

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Speaker 1: I should probably let you know that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Get this whole thing cleared up. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? This is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. You're Fred Shannon set you up. She

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Speaker 1: says that you're always Oh god, i'd like now I'm

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Speaker 1: the idiot. She says that you're always sharing all these

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Speaker 1: news stories about how bad seafood can be for you

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Speaker 1: and want to be in a mess with you. So

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Speaker 1: is anything else on your body glowing other than just

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Speaker 1: the bodily functions? You got anything? No, damn wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with two point five