Speaker 1: The nephews right here with today's break punk and he's
Speaker 1: still all right. Sometime we get the schedule mixed up,
Speaker 1: you understand. Sometimes that happens. It happens in everything, right, Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: today were having a wedding and a funeral. A wedding
Speaker 1: and a funeral. Jesus, what a wedding is, y'all is? Actually,
Speaker 1: when you try a wedding is when you're shredding wheat bread.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you're throwing it at people. Okay, got it,
Speaker 1: run it. Hello, It is Ryan, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan.
Speaker 1: How you doing. Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is
Speaker 1: Josh Josh over at the I want to be officials
Speaker 1: at the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? I want to thank y'all for
Speaker 1: that too, man. We we'll appreciate it. Sure. Well. We
Speaker 1: definitely hope to make you a number here sooner or later,
Speaker 1: since you guys are getting married. You know, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you know I'm trying to get this work schedule changed up.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They got me working on
Speaker 1: Sundays now, man, So as soon as I tweaked at
Speaker 1: a mood at around a little bit. I'll be there. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: we have a bit of a situation that's come up.
Speaker 1: We had some problems and miscommunication and it's definitely been
Speaker 1: on the outside. They had your name Ryan down here
Speaker 1: with your phaon number, as well as your as soon
Speaker 1: to be wife Sonya. They had her name here, but
Speaker 1: we didn't want to call her with this. We wanted
Speaker 1: to just reach out and talk to you and see
Speaker 1: if will just make you aware of what was going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man, There's been a mix up on scheduling.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know since the older make
Speaker 1: she passed away a week ago. Oh and you're not
Speaker 1: you're not a member of the church, so you wouldn't
Speaker 1: know it. But she's one of the one of the
Speaker 1: oldest members here at the church since the olda May
Speaker 1: passed away. And what's going on? Is you all's wedding
Speaker 1: is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral
Speaker 1: is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, uh, saying,
Speaker 1: brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey man,
Speaker 1: we we we already got this thing in motion. Man.
Speaker 1: We didn't stand out they have met two hundred invitations. Man,
Speaker 1: I mean, blessed us so old maid and and and
Speaker 1: I understand that, but but but I mean, you know
Speaker 1: she's there's no way we could have moved it around. Now.
Speaker 1: The biggest problem the funeral home is bringing the casket
Speaker 1: first thing in the morning. So what I want, what
Speaker 1: I wanted to make you aware of. And I don't
Speaker 1: want you to tell your wife this, but the actual
Speaker 1: casket will be in the Saints Career but we will
Speaker 1: have it. Hold Hold up, man, are you serious? Now?
Speaker 1: Look at him? Hey, y'all don't need to move this around.
Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all gonna do. Y'all have a
Speaker 1: fellowship all in the back or something like that. Ryan.
Speaker 1: The only place we can actually put the casket, and
Speaker 1: if we didn't put it there is in the actual
Speaker 1: room that you'll you'll soon to be wife would be
Speaker 1: changing it. That's the only place my wife if it
Speaker 1: could have changed. No room with the dead bodies. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? And you know what, I understood that.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,
Speaker 1: I said that just put the cask and the way
Speaker 1: it goes for the funeral and we're gonna cover it up.
Speaker 1: And see basically you actually get in Wow. But I
Speaker 1: can't even believe you call me with this man, look
Speaker 1: at and excuse my French man. Yeah, I know I
Speaker 1: need to get back into church, I really do. But
Speaker 1: right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this man. Now,
Speaker 1: we didn't already pay the money. And first of all,
Speaker 1: first of all, you know she shouldn't. I don't even
Speaker 1: feel like she may had to pay, you know, to
Speaker 1: hold no wedding over a hunch her to where she
Speaker 1: paid times at. That's that's the first thing. You know.
Speaker 1: I ain't like that from the jumping, but I wouldn't
Speaker 1: ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
Speaker 1: to marry us. And now you got the nerve to
Speaker 1: tell me that, y'all, well, arrange something that a funeral
Speaker 1: gonna happen the same day as my wedding, and my
Speaker 1: wife got to get dressed in the room with a
Speaker 1: dead body. Well, we're not gonna put her in that,
Speaker 1: bro Like I said, I'm putting that body first thing
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm gonna put that body in the
Speaker 1: right there in front of the full pit. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna cover it. Now, what you're getting out of it.
Speaker 1: Get more flowers because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit
Speaker 1: of a perk. I just wanted you to be. Don't
Speaker 1: wear any time. It's gonna be more people than you think,
Speaker 1: because some of the people that's gonna be at your
Speaker 1: wedding it's really for the funeral. A hold on, man,
Speaker 1: are you serious frighting that? I mean, look here, doctor,
Speaker 1: I then paid for the wedding to happen at this church, man, okay,
Speaker 1: And no disrespect to the lady that has passed, called
Speaker 1: blessed her family. I ain't planning to not putting no
Speaker 1: dead body, having no funeral at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down their church too, sir. She's a
Speaker 1: member of the church too. I don't give it. I
Speaker 1: don't be no member of the church. Man. I done
Speaker 1: paid for this wedding and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
Speaker 1: you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.
Speaker 1: This is riot's right. I mean, no disrespect, but the
Speaker 1: woman has passed. She is not gonna get up. I
Speaker 1: mean what what is the problem. The problem is YO
Speaker 1: called me with this man's day before my wedding. We
Speaker 1: didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta spend twenty
Speaker 1: five thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay, and I
Speaker 1: just gonna tell me that we got to share. I
Speaker 1: will win with a funeral. But the hell is one
Speaker 1: with you, man? Do you want to have your wedding
Speaker 1: at this church? I'll tell you what you mean wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm having a wedding, okay, I tell you what. Lift
Speaker 1: the body be up in the marrow. I rolling the
Speaker 1: right out of the street playing y'all just say got
Speaker 1: saying in the front and and and throw flowers like
Speaker 1: throwing rice. But we're gonna have a wedding inside the
Speaker 1: same Jerry tomorrow. I promise you that I can't. I
Speaker 1: can assure you that it won't be. I have no
Speaker 1: other place to put the body, Okay, Well, I'll bet
Speaker 1: you I'll find somewhere to put it. If I get
Speaker 1: that a mark, it's somebody in there. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: a couple of bodies in there. Name. You got two
Speaker 1: choices to move the funeral or to remburse me back
Speaker 1: this thirty thousand dollars out of an hour to spend
Speaker 1: those only two choices. I want to hear by meet
Speaker 1: me at the front door to night with a thirty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said to have this
Speaker 1: wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You heard me. Ain't playing.
Speaker 1: I ain't playing at all, no joke. What's wrong with child? Man?
Speaker 1: You can do something else, man, I understand that I
Speaker 1: don't want to get more from you. Man. All I'm
Speaker 1: saying is it's going to be a wedding at this
Speaker 1: church tomorrow without saying deadboudy. That's all I'm saying. To
Speaker 1: push it to the band man. But there's there's one
Speaker 1: more bit of an issue that I need to tell you. Also.
Speaker 1: What can be worse than a dead body? What issue
Speaker 1: can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?
Speaker 1: The issue serta that is worse than the dead body
Speaker 1: is this is Nephew time and from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show, your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone.
Speaker 1: Call you what you know what? Mad? The bench man
Speaker 1: about to get the best shop and he can possibly
Speaker 1: get man and playing this then got me that day
Speaker 1: just over it to get the best beat down possible. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm one more question. What's the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, right, the Steve good Morning Show. Just a
Speaker 1: little mix up on schedule, y'all understand, Yeah, wow, I
Speaker 1: got it now. It's a little mix up on Sketu
Speaker 1: Junior boy. A wedding and if you yeah, I got
Speaker 1: I thought you said a wedding like people with themselves
Speaker 1: in a funeral, so they all just in there just
Speaker 1: crying on. That's that's wedding boy. Oh you said that right,