WEBVTT - A Wedding and a Funeral

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<v Speaker 1>The nephews right here with today's break punk and he's

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<v Speaker 1>still all right. Sometime we get the schedule mixed up,

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<v Speaker 1>you understand. Sometimes that happens. It happens in everything, right, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>today were having a wedding and a funeral. A wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and a funeral. Jesus, what a wedding is, y'all is? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>when you try a wedding is when you're shredding wheat bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and you're throwing it at people. Okay, got it,

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<v Speaker 1>run it. Hello, It is Ryan, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing. Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Josh over at the I want to be officials

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<v Speaker 1>at the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing? Man? I want to thank y'all for

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<v Speaker 1>that too, man. We we'll appreciate it. Sure. Well. We

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<v Speaker 1>definitely hope to make you a number here sooner or later,

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<v Speaker 1>since you guys are getting married. You know, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I'm trying to get this work schedule changed up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. They got me working on

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<v Speaker 1>Sundays now, man, So as soon as I tweaked at

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<v Speaker 1>a mood at around a little bit. I'll be there. Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a bit of a situation that's come up.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some problems and miscommunication and it's definitely been

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<v Speaker 1>on the outside. They had your name Ryan down here

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<v Speaker 1>with your phaon number, as well as your as soon

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<v Speaker 1>to be wife Sonya. They had her name here, but

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't want to call her with this. We wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to just reach out and talk to you and see

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<v Speaker 1>if will just make you aware of what was going on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Man, There's been a mix up on scheduling.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you know since the older make

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<v Speaker 1>she passed away a week ago. Oh and you're not

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a member of the church, so you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>know it. But she's one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>oldest members here at the church since the olda May

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<v Speaker 1>passed away. And what's going on? Is you all's wedding

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<v Speaker 1>is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral

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<v Speaker 1>is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, uh, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>we we we already got this thing in motion. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't stand out they have met two hundred invitations. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, blessed us so old maid and and and

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, but but but I mean, you know

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<v Speaker 1>she's there's no way we could have moved it around. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest problem the funeral home is bringing the casket

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<v Speaker 1>first thing in the morning. So what I want, what

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to make you aware of. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to tell your wife this, but the actual

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<v Speaker 1>casket will be in the Saints Career but we will

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<v Speaker 1>have it. Hold Hold up, man, are you serious? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at him? Hey, y'all don't need to move this around.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what y'all gonna do. Y'all have a

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<v Speaker 1>fellowship all in the back or something like that. Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>The only place we can actually put the casket, and

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<v Speaker 1>if we didn't put it there is in the actual

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<v Speaker 1>room that you'll you'll soon to be wife would be

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<v Speaker 1>changing it. That's the only place my wife if it

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<v Speaker 1>could have changed. No room with the dead bodies. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? And you know what, I understood that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I said that just put the cask and the way

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<v Speaker 1>it goes for the funeral and we're gonna cover it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And see basically you actually get in Wow. But I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even believe you call me with this man, look

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<v Speaker 1>at and excuse my French man. Yeah, I know I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get back into church, I really do. But

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this man. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't already pay the money. And first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, you know she shouldn't. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she may had to pay, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>hold no wedding over a hunch her to where she

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<v Speaker 1>paid times at. That's that's the first thing. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't like that from the jumping, but I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and when win it because she want her pastor

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<v Speaker 1>to marry us. And now you got the nerve to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that, y'all, well, arrange something that a funeral

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen the same day as my wedding, and my

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<v Speaker 1>wife got to get dressed in the room with a

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<v Speaker 1>dead body. Well, we're not gonna put her in that,

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<v Speaker 1>bro Like I said, I'm putting that body first thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I'm gonna put that body in the

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<v Speaker 1>right there in front of the full pit. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna cover it. Now, what you're getting out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get more flowers because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a perk. I just wanted you to be. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>wear any time. It's gonna be more people than you think,

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<v Speaker 1>because some of the people that's gonna be at your

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<v Speaker 1>wedding it's really for the funeral. A hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious frighting that? I mean, look here, doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>I then paid for the wedding to happen at this church, man, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And no disrespect to the lady that has passed, called

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<v Speaker 1>blessed her family. I ain't planning to not putting no

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<v Speaker 1>dead body, having no funeral at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come down their church too, sir. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>member of the church too. I don't give it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't be no member of the church. Man. I done

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<v Speaker 1>paid for this wedding and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>This is riot's right. I mean, no disrespect, but the

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<v Speaker 1>woman has passed. She is not gonna get up. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean what what is the problem. The problem is YO

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<v Speaker 1>called me with this man's day before my wedding. We

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<v Speaker 1>didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta spend twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna tell me that we got to share. I

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<v Speaker 1>will win with a funeral. But the hell is one

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<v Speaker 1>with you, man? Do you want to have your wedding

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<v Speaker 1>at this church? I'll tell you what you mean wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a wedding, okay, I tell you what. Lift

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<v Speaker 1>the body be up in the marrow. I rolling the

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<v Speaker 1>right out of the street playing y'all just say got

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<v Speaker 1>saying in the front and and and throw flowers like

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<v Speaker 1>throwing rice. But we're gonna have a wedding inside the

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<v Speaker 1>same Jerry tomorrow. I promise you that I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>can assure you that it won't be. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>other place to put the body, Okay, Well, I'll bet

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<v Speaker 1>you I'll find somewhere to put it. If I get

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<v Speaker 1>that a mark, it's somebody in there. There's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of bodies in there. Name. You got two

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<v Speaker 1>choices to move the funeral or to remburse me back

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<v Speaker 1>this thirty thousand dollars out of an hour to spend

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<v Speaker 1>those only two choices. I want to hear by meet

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<v Speaker 1>me at the front door to night with a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said to have this

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<v Speaker 1>wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You heard me. Ain't playing.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't playing at all, no joke. What's wrong with child? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You can do something else, man, I understand that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get more from you. Man. All I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is it's going to be a wedding at this

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<v Speaker 1>church tomorrow without saying deadboudy. That's all I'm saying. To

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<v Speaker 1>push it to the band man. But there's there's one

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<v Speaker 1>more bit of an issue that I need to tell you. Also.

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<v Speaker 1>What can be worse than a dead body? What issue

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<v Speaker 1>can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>The issue serta that is worse than the dead body

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<v Speaker 1>is this is Nephew time and from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Call you what you know what? Mad? The bench man

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<v Speaker 1>about to get the best shop and he can possibly

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<v Speaker 1>get man and playing this then got me that day

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<v Speaker 1>just over it to get the best beat down possible. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one more question. What's the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land, right, the Steve good Morning Show. Just a

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<v Speaker 1>little mix up on schedule, y'all understand, Yeah, wow, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it now. It's a little mix up on Sketu

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<v Speaker 1>Junior boy. A wedding and if you yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said a wedding like people with themselves

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<v Speaker 1>in a funeral, so they all just in there just

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<v Speaker 1>crying on. That's that's wedding boy. Oh you said that right,