1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on that's Onwents. Hello. 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: Hey is this Eddie? Yeah speaking Hey Eddie. How are 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: you doing? This is Charlie Dubin. I'm calling from Corporate HR. 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: I know that this is your cell phone. So I'm 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: sorry about you on yourself about I needed to speak 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: with you about something important. Sure, yeah, that's that's that's fine. 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: You said you're calling from corporate HR. Yes, corporate HRUM. 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: There's been some complaints about you in the office. Well, 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say complaints, but there's an issue that's come 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: up and it's been elevated to the corporate level, and 11 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: that's why i'm calling you today. So I'm assuming you 12 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. No, I don't have any 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about, really, zero ideas of what 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: you've been doing in the office. Zero idea. Look, I 15 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: swear I don't I don't know what you're talking about, 16 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: and I don't know what somebody told you. But I 17 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: love my job and I honestly don't even know what 18 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: you're talking about. Well, obviously you love your job. I 19 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: love my job too. If I got what you're getting 20 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: from it, I would enjoy myself all the time. I'd 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: be very happy with my job. Look, I don't know 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. If you could just tell me 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: what the complaint was and who said it, like, honestly, 24 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, well, how about this, because I 25 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: would like you to just tell me because I feel 26 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: I feel like you're lying to me. I feel like 27 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: there's something you know and something you're not telling me. 28 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: And like I said, this complaint has been elevated all 29 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: the way to the corporate level. I'm calling from corporate 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: human resources. Do you know what that means? This is 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: a big deal. It's a huge deal. I'll help you 32 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: out and maybe you can finally understand what I'm talking 33 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: about so I can hear you tell me exactly what's 34 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: happening at work. Okay, I'll give you a hint. It 35 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: involves you and the copy area where we keep the 36 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,399 Speaker 1: supplies and the bathroom. Did that take your Yeah? Did 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: that take your memory for a little jog? Look, I'm 38 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: sorry I lied, but it's just because I'm nervous and 39 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: like I did it in the bathroom. I would never 40 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: do it in the copy area like non an animal. 41 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: So you didn't and so no copy room hunt doesn't 42 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: doesn't ring a bell. If I told you we got 43 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: video of it, what would you say? Oh my god? Video? 44 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: Do you guys have video cameras in the bathroom? Is 45 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: that even allowed? No? What not the bathroom, but we 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: have video cameras in the office. I'm talking about the 47 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: copy area. Really, this whole time, I knew you were 48 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: lying because I saw you. I saw you doing it. Look, 49 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: I don't know who you have the videos, but I 50 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: touched myself in the bathroom, never the copy room, so 51 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 1: that wasn't me in that video. I'm I'm sorry, what'd 52 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,399 Speaker 1: you say? I never touched myself in the copy room, 53 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,679 Speaker 1: only in the bathroom, so whoever's in that video is 54 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 1: not me? I swear. Okay, Well, I promise you, sir, 55 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: I would not lie about this. Yeah. I don't think 56 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: you're lying now at all, especially because I was calling 57 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: to accuse you of stealing office supplies and toilet paper. So, 58 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:29,519 Speaker 1: oh my god, what why are you laughing? I'm laughing 59 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: because I'm not from corporate HR And what I did 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: not expect that? Who is this? Um? This is Jewel 61 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you? 62 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: Your sister, Aubrey set you up. What. Yeah, I was 63 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: calling to just to like give you a hard time 64 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: and accuse you of stealing things from the office. I 65 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: didn't expect that to happen though. Oh my god, I 66 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: can't believe I said that. I can't believe you did that, 67 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: and I bet your sister's gonna be real surprised too. 68 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.