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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: minute morning show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, it was the other One Man Club. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're done. Um, I don't know where to start. We're

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Speaker 1: back from the weekend? Bushy eyed? Is it? Bushy tailed?

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Speaker 1: And bushy tailed? Now I'm the opposite and bright I

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Speaker 1: pickture Martin Scorsese with a squirrel tail exactly, I'm bushy. Hey,

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Speaker 1: so we're Someone said, well, what are we gonna do today?

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Speaker 1: And someone else said, let's play a game? And you say,

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Speaker 1: we're out of butt Hurt cards. Yeah, you know, there's

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of cards in the game of butt Hurt.

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Speaker 1: And we've played this. We played this game I think

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Speaker 1: probably a dozen times last year. Okay, so I went,

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Speaker 1: I've gone through all of the good ones. I've got

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Speaker 1: a new game. My friend Kim sent me Love Language.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a game. That's a game. It's exciting. But

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Speaker 1: I think you're supposed to play with, you know, your

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Speaker 1: significant other. So let's just play with each other and

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Speaker 1: see how this works. Okay, all right, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: choose Froggy. Okay, Froggy from Love Language. What's the thing

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Speaker 1: I do in bed you'd want me to do more often? That? Can? I? Can?

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Speaker 1: I say whatever I want? Yes? Head? Wait were you

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Speaker 1: answering that question like you were talking to Elvis? Or

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Speaker 1: were you answering like you were talking to Lisa? Yeah? Elvis,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, because I think he's probably really good at it.

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Speaker 1: In love language, there are different categories. Were now in

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Speaker 1: the sex and intimacy category past and future, couple, individual, family,

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Speaker 1: Which one of these? Do you want? Danielle, Let's do family? Family? Okay?

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Speaker 1: From Love Language, Danielle? In three words, how would you

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Speaker 1: describe your childhood? M Um? So much fun? Okay? Garrett?

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Speaker 1: We have families, sex and intimacy, past and future, A couple, individuals,

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Speaker 1: sex and intimacy for four hundred Here we go. Do

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Speaker 1: you like being surprised when we have sex? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I love a good surprise because you don't. You don't

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Speaker 1: expect it. That's why especially you awake, you awake? Like

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Speaker 1: aside from that one? How many more surprises can there be? Right? Oh,

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Speaker 1: we don't forget. We have family, sex, intimacy, past and future, couple,

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Speaker 1: individual and uh gandhi? Which one? Oh, let's do past

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Speaker 1: and future. That sounds fun, past and future? Could that

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Speaker 1: be here? Here we go? What's something you would be

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Speaker 1: embarrassed for me to know? Why would she tell you that? No? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So the thing is, I think with these jobs, we

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Speaker 1: all do a pretty good job of just airing all

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Speaker 1: our business out anyway, So there's not a ton left

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Speaker 1: to embarrass me. I can't think of anything embarrassing that

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Speaker 1: you guys don't already know or hasn't happened in front

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Speaker 1: of you. So therefore Gandhi is embarrassed. She has nothing

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Speaker 1: left to be embarrassed about it. I am Actually I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't live this life. We're playing love language, thanks Kim. Family, individual,

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Speaker 1: past and future, sex and intimacy or yes or all.

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Speaker 1: My sex and intimacy tends to be individual, So let's

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Speaker 1: go with family. Okay. Well, my sex typically is with

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Speaker 1: family in the past and there's not in the future,

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Speaker 1: so leave that out. This is a good one about family, Brody,

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Speaker 1: What one value defines your family the most? Hum humor?

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Speaker 1: It's not a value, I would say, um, I think

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Speaker 1: that is a value, But okay, go ahead if you

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Speaker 1: want to do another one. Uh, not a value, You're right,

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Speaker 1: I would say, um. Integrity, Integrity, scary couple, individual, past

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Speaker 1: and future, sex and intimacy, intimacy, couphole, family, whatever, past

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Speaker 1: and future, past and future, Here here we go. And uh,

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Speaker 1: what childhood dream have you accomplished? You're doing it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it right now. I always wanted to be

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Speaker 1: on the radio. All right, Well, that one was a cheater.

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Speaker 1: Let's do another one. What change did you make in

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Speaker 1: your life that you're the most proud of? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess it would be a lifestyle change of losing weight,

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Speaker 1: but then I gained it again, so you always go

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Speaker 1: back and lose it again. That's a really good job.

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Speaker 1: You're proud once a year. I'm proud. I'm proud for

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Speaker 1: a good sixty days. Very nice? All right, do you Garrett?

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Speaker 1: I think I did? Yes, we did, we did. Surprise

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Speaker 1: Scotty b An intimacy. Okay, okay, forget me in trouble.

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Speaker 1: How did you learn about sex? Oh? God born, of course? Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm still learning today. I mean I know my parents

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Speaker 1: never had the talk with me, so I learned, you know,

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Speaker 1: on the VCR. Wow, when you are porn, isn't it

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Speaker 1: kind of shocking when you're dealing with the real thing,

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Speaker 1: or like if you look down at yourself, like, wait

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Speaker 1: a second, that doesn't look what I saw. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: because you know, guys have such a you know, the

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Speaker 1: misinterpret the way the real world really is when they

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Speaker 1: see porn all the time. But yeah, most girls don't

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Speaker 1: like it that way. Yeah. I had the worst experience

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Speaker 1: with the talk. They had to talk your dad or

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Speaker 1: your mom neither. So I went to Catholic school, so

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Speaker 1: they separated the boys and the girls, and the girls

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Speaker 1: went to what all the boys believed to be the

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Speaker 1: hot teacher in sixth grade, and the boys got Sister

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Speaker 1: Mary Mark. So the boys learned about sex from Sister

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Speaker 1: Mary Mark. Yeah, Sacrament, God Rest her soul um. That's

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Speaker 1: where I learned about sex. To go home and go,

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Speaker 1: hey guys, mom, dad, I had to talk today, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, learn everything. I go. I guess. I go, okay, good,

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Speaker 1: we'll see you later. Sister Mary Mark. So they got

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Speaker 1: nne teaching you about sex. That'sductive. Yeah. Yeah, we really

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Speaker 1: didn't have sex said in school. I mean we did,

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Speaker 1: but they it was just about getting diseases and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. They didn't tell you about all that kind

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Speaker 1: you everything. Yeah, I wasing have sex from If you

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Speaker 1: learn how to have sex from a nun, you have

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Speaker 1: to like beat your partner with a ruler feel terrible

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Speaker 1: about Oh my god, what was that? I was so

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Speaker 1: they scared you so much when I was in school

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Speaker 1: that the first time I did it, I was sure

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Speaker 1: I was gonna die. When it was over, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I got everything. There was another man disease. None of

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Speaker 1: that happened that they said was gonna happen. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: okay now. Other than Nate, everyone's been covered. Yeah, Nate,

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Speaker 1: A couple individual families. Sex and intimacy, past and future

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Speaker 1: surprised me. Sex and intimacy? Uh, where's your favorite place

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Speaker 1: to have sex? Where I am right now? In the Yeah?

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Speaker 1: See okay, everyone watching the podcast, we're scary sitting now.

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Speaker 1: That's where I usually sit during non pandemic days. That's

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Speaker 1: exactly where Nate had sex with I believe Heather, his fiance.

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Speaker 1: Not my favorite place. I'll be honest with you. I

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Speaker 1: kept thinking of you sitting there, and it just which

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Speaker 1: probably helped you get where you needed to go. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know I don't even don't think of me while

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Speaker 1: you're sucking on my desk. That's the most memorable. You

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Speaker 1: asked me another question. I don't think this is What

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Speaker 1: was the visual? What was it like? Was it when

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Speaker 1: he did that? Was it like this? Was it? Was

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Speaker 1: she like this? Scary? What are you doing it after

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Speaker 1: the first Yeah? It was the back of her head,

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Speaker 1: not the front of her head. Scary. If you ever

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Speaker 1: almost as badest mate, what he did. Did you like

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Speaker 1: the audio and the box pro? No, The difference was

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Speaker 1: when they did it. He did it with another person? Scary?

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Speaker 1: Did it to an imaginary ghost? Oh my god? Okay,

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Speaker 1: here you can never see that guy. Sex and intimacy

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Speaker 1: from the Love Language Game from our friend Kim. Is

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Speaker 1: there anything you won't do in bed? Yeah, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say it on this podcast, but have your

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Speaker 1: back to the mirror. No, No, it's called pegging. It's

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Speaker 1: called pegging. You won't get pegged. That's correct. I don't

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Speaker 1: want anything, no fence office. I just didn't like it.

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Speaker 1: There that says severe tire damage. Okay, I had I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say I had a little dabble with that. Yeah, surprise,

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Speaker 1: a surprise. They wanted to try and see if I

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Speaker 1: girl try that too one time. I'm like, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: what you please? Pologist? I'm sorry, I got mine of

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Speaker 1: the parctologist. You're having sex with the parctologist, not why

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Speaker 1: you were going once a week for a while. Can

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Speaker 1: you pull a random question and you answer the random

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Speaker 1: me a okay? Couple, individual company, a couple? Okay? Random?

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Speaker 1: How are we compatible? We like to have fun with

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Speaker 1: each other. That's true that it was just for us,

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Speaker 1: Alex Alex the same thing. We like to have fun

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Speaker 1: with each other. If you want to check that out,

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Speaker 1: check out my instagram from last night. I spend yourself

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Speaker 1: another couple. What pain in me would you want to

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Speaker 1: take away? Hrody? I don't think he has any pain

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Speaker 1: other than me anyway, love language, Thank you, Kim. That

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Speaker 1: was fun? Ye? How it on time? Froggy? I used

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Speaker 1: to have four minutes left? Else said they had a game?

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Speaker 1: Who was that? Well? I I suggested we do two

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Speaker 1: oh time, give a penny, take a penny exactly. We

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Speaker 1: have a credit. All right, We're going to win Powerball.

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Speaker 1: Once that happens, we're not doing this anymore, right yeah,

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Speaker 1: they'll come asking for money. Okay, don't you don't want

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Speaker 1: anyone to know you want you got on? All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being a part. If you listen to

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Speaker 1: this podcast, you know you can watch it. Just check

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Speaker 1: out our socials at Elvis Duran Show and on YouTube

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