Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting back the fire.
Speaker 1: My grandma to your grandma. I'm gonna say fun you're
Speaker 1: talking about Hinda like I go on date jagomo, jagamo.
Speaker 1: It's been a little bit of a hiatus yet again returned. Well,
Speaker 1: I've returned more specifically, more more, um, I would say,
Speaker 1: more significantly, I've returned. I know we both went on
Speaker 1: vacations the last time we spoke. I'm not gonna dispute
Speaker 1: that yours was the more significant vacation. Bone was just
Speaker 1: in China, which is a country in Asia, which is
Speaker 1: a country in Asia, is literally on the other side
Speaker 1: of the world. It's a perfect twelve hour time difference.
Speaker 1: I cannot stress enough that you cannot. Uh, it's you
Speaker 1: cannot have more of a time difference than twelve hours.
Speaker 1: You can't have more of a time difference than that, honey.
Speaker 1: And you know I was in Orlando, where the time
Speaker 1: difference is the same, but the difference you have a
Speaker 1: lot more fun there than you do here. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I was for a second I thought you were going
Speaker 1: to say that you have a lot more fun there
Speaker 1: than you do in China, which probably is still true. Well,
Speaker 1: probably I would say the primary difference between Orlando and
Speaker 1: New York City, which is where we live and where
Speaker 1: we're recording this from, is that you have more fun
Speaker 1: in Orlando and there's like more sound life for a
Speaker 1: larger portion of the time of the day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say those two things. Orlando being a little bit
Speaker 1: closer to the equator um than New York City happens
Speaker 1: to be. However, they do share a hemisphere, which we
Speaker 1: can't say about China, which again is an Asian country.
Speaker 1: This is all true, it's all true. We do share
Speaker 1: northern hemisphere with China. Absolutely never said that. I just
Speaker 1: want to say that. I never said we didn't in
Speaker 1: the same direction. Absolutely never said that, never claimed that
Speaker 1: we were in the same hemisphere. Just to play the tape.
Speaker 1: Roll the tape, Okay, yeah, let's play. Let's literally play
Speaker 1: back the day we don't have the tape. Guys, we
Speaker 1: have such a special guest. Laugh a lot because of him.
Speaker 1: We're already that's true, that's true. We're laughing so much
Speaker 1: because of him. Matt. Let's le's stop the credit time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let stop his credit um. Well, First, his mom
Speaker 1: has a friend who once met Colin Quinn on the
Speaker 1: beach and told him that he did comedy. Another credit
Speaker 1: of his is that is sweet. Sorry. Another credit of
Speaker 1: his is that a Swedish woman once, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so funny. A Swedish woman once told our
Speaker 1: guests that he would do well in Europe. He has
Speaker 1: a teen cousin who has a best that was featured
Speaker 1: in an episode of Scream Queens by Ryan Murphy. Yes. Also,
Speaker 1: he was unceremoniously blacklisted from the third installment of My
Speaker 1: show Live on Broadcay. He's currently on a hiatus from
Speaker 1: UCBS Lloyd Night. Everyone give it up for Pat Rigue.
Speaker 1: We also forgot from mentioned that he is the start
Speaker 1: of the lost episode of Last Culture. You may remember
Speaker 1: from Instagram we recorded an episode with Pat months and
Speaker 1: months and months ago. Really first he was a baby
Speaker 1: podcasts Oh my god, yeah, our first guy, first two
Speaker 1: time guests, and now your first two days. I guess
Speaker 1: what happened was for our listeners who weren't there, Um
Speaker 1: there was a technical glutch. It wasn't and it was
Speaker 1: a good episode. I think it was. Was it? How
Speaker 1: did the stack up compared to episodes that we have
Speaker 1: been able to learn back to it right. I know,
Speaker 1: my memories of it are very fond. We were getting
Speaker 1: our sea legs as a podcasters total and um, but
Speaker 1: you were such a phenomenal, resplendent guest to have on
Speaker 1: because the repartee was great, it was quick, and I
Speaker 1: want to say right now that I already said off,
Speaker 1: but I want to say on are that I'm on
Speaker 1: an time job right now. That really frazzles my brain
Speaker 1: and I don't even know I'm going to be able
Speaker 1: to talk about culture that much, but I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: my best I can. That's okay because most of the
Speaker 1: time when we record this, were very tired and saying
Speaker 1: how tired we are. And I actually think it helps
Speaker 1: us get more loose. It's like when you wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning and the first thing you do is
Speaker 1: you write you free right, Because whenever I wake up,
Speaker 1: I journal for three hours and I turned all my
Speaker 1: screens off and go back to bed. That's my day. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, tangent. This reminds me of a really good
Speaker 1: joke and a Christie Shackleford character. I appreciate your listener,
Speaker 1: and I want to shout out, Actually I'm gonna shout
Speaker 1: out this. This character, it's your busy friend Kate. And
Speaker 1: this is also in Christie's one woman show Diane shangri
Speaker 1: La presents Not Dry Yet, which you should see running
Speaker 1: at U C B Chelsea. And also, I want to
Speaker 1: say I'm now going to perform a line from it
Speaker 1: which is a spoiler, but I'm sorry. Share character says
Speaker 1: she's like the busiest person ever, and she says, here's
Speaker 1: a typical day for me. I wake up at in
Speaker 1: the morning, I roll over check my phone. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden it's to fifteen in the afternoon, which is
Speaker 1: very true to life. I mean very very frequently. I
Speaker 1: find myself not getting out of bed until well into
Speaker 1: the afternoon. Do you guys turn your screens off an
Speaker 1: hour before bedtime? And I won't. I never will. There's
Speaker 1: a new lifestyle trend where you do. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a tech free bedroom. Have you heard of this? No?
Speaker 1: I had a lot of like a lot of young
Speaker 1: mothers are doing this in my office. Um, no tech
Speaker 1: in the bed, tech in the bed. It could never
Speaker 1: just no phones. It's a phone free, laptop free zone.
Speaker 1: So you know, who knows? Where do these mothers get
Speaker 1: the time? My own? Where do they get the discipline,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean with the you know vibrators. Sure,
Speaker 1: that's true, because we all know that mothers are getting
Speaker 1: nuns that can totally rely on themselves. How's the kids
Speaker 1: doing nothing right? Well, now, Pat, I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it makes any difference that you're that
Speaker 1: you feel fried. That's how we got off, but we're
Speaker 1: still we're getting off to a great start to we'll
Speaker 1: talk about culture in the way that we know well,
Speaker 1: we'll do either you know, low touch or high touch.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about culture as appropriate. You know. I just
Speaker 1: want to say what you're missing out on from the
Speaker 1: last episode is we did talk a lot about Pet's
Speaker 1: love of reality television and that was a bit that
Speaker 1: ended up being I think the theme of the episode.
Speaker 1: And you know what else we talked about last episode.
Speaker 1: Then it made me realize it for myself, is that
Speaker 1: we talked about Lisa Couldrow and since then I identified
Speaker 1: as someone who Lisa Coudrow is my comedic icon's and
Speaker 1: I didn't I find that way before the episode, and
Speaker 1: then we talked about it, and I kind of found
Speaker 1: that in the episode, what is the Lisa Coudro vehicle
Speaker 1: of choice for you, Conion. That's actually one that no
Speaker 1: one ever really shouts out because it's and Vogue just say,
Speaker 1: you know, the Comeback Lately, which and also Friends obviously
Speaker 1: Lisa Coudro famously most famous from Friends. I truly think
Speaker 1: that I make up a story that I tell people
Speaker 1: like it's true, but I think it's not true. I
Speaker 1: think I made this up, but that Lisa Coudrow was
Speaker 1: teaching at Groundlings and someone I say, someone I knew
Speaker 1: had a class and Lisa could supposed to be the teacher,
Speaker 1: and then and then they got there and she wasn't
Speaker 1: the teacher that I said, because she booked Friends. And
Speaker 1: I think that's not true. I think I made that up.
Speaker 1: Somebody also made up to me one time. I think
Speaker 1: that Lusa Coudrow taught Kristen Wig at the Groundling specifically,
Speaker 1: I bet I told you that did she did teach
Speaker 1: I think like Will Ferrell and that that's true Coudrow
Speaker 1: taught Will Ferrell. I'll say this, I think when Michell
Speaker 1: Dreamnion is so good, I think it's I truly it's
Speaker 1: my thing that I'll watch when I am like in
Speaker 1: the worst mood, I want to give up on comedy
Speaker 1: and it's truly a joke a minute, like a joke
Speaker 1: in thirty seconds and they're all funny jokes and um
Speaker 1: is so like effortlessly funny in it. It's like true,
Speaker 1: she's an inspiration for sure, that the fact that she
Speaker 1: was like a biology nager. I didn't know that around
Speaker 1: she didn't know that. And have you seen her commencement?
Speaker 1: I know almost nothing about her. I only have seen
Speaker 1: and friends, and I like friends to this day. But
Speaker 1: I think that could if you watch it like it
Speaker 1: friends holds up, but you really realize that commediately, like
Speaker 1: Lisa truly liked everything, Like she has to get dumb
Speaker 1: just to like keep the matt Le blanc afloat, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? For sure she was doing all
Speaker 1: the work. Um No, watch her vas commencement speech. It's
Speaker 1: really it's wonderful. Did you know two things? Did you
Speaker 1: know that Lisa Coudo improvised the monologue in Romeo Michelle's
Speaker 1: high school union about how she created glue. Literally that's
Speaker 1: an improvised monologue because she gets really technical on a monologue. Ye,
Speaker 1: and there you go there she that's that is using
Speaker 1: your degree? Yes, right there? Her biology degree because you
Speaker 1: know this she made you go bio at Massa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually okay. Um. Also, a second thing I have
Speaker 1: to say is Pat, you are growing your hair out. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. What are you talking about my face? All hair?
Speaker 1: I for one, I really feel like this about my hair.
Speaker 1: I feel like I invented my haircut and and my
Speaker 1: really good I think you should keeping this isn't always
Speaker 1: the problem running too with my hair. For one, right now,
Speaker 1: I didn't like shower this morning, so it's like natural
Speaker 1: oils like those are important to it. When I shampoo,
Speaker 1: it won't look like this anymore, absolutely identified with that.
Speaker 1: For to um, it won't stay this line like you grow,
Speaker 1: my hair always reach at one point where it looks
Speaker 1: just ripe. I can't freeze it into time critical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's something I struggle with. But I think that
Speaker 1: like also like because there's no kind of design behind
Speaker 1: my hair, like sometimes it does like look how I
Speaker 1: want to look, but I can't control when or where.
Speaker 1: So even as recently as like three hours ago, it
Speaker 1: looks shitty and now it looks like good, but I can't.
Speaker 1: Well that's the that's the crux. I'm sorry and that's
Speaker 1: not the right word. That's the double edged sword of
Speaker 1: having short hair is that it's hard to style and tame.
Speaker 1: But we all know that Padrigan's minority is white gay
Speaker 1: with hair you can't take that's specifically, that's my diversity
Speaker 1: and identity politics also and I and as per my face,
Speaker 1: I think that I never have wanted facial hair. But
Speaker 1: I just like I'm used to speaking someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: have to shave every day or even every other day,
Speaker 1: and now in my late twenties, mortifyingly I have to um,
Speaker 1: I have to shave like every other day, and looks
Speaker 1: like I forget. I forget so hard, so hard. What
Speaker 1: are you? My mass spots and I have and it's
Speaker 1: like throws. We all have Patrie, but sometimes it go
Speaker 1: scrows and find it's like, oh, you have a little
Speaker 1: scruff and looks good. But again I can't control the
Speaker 1: listeners at home. Pat has a little bit of scruff.
Speaker 1: I think it looks I think it looks really good.
Speaker 1: I think I think we need to take a photo
Speaker 1: of Pat right now and post it um. And also
Speaker 1: he should use it for his tender, but I'm not
Speaker 1: on tend. I have a quick question before we get
Speaker 1: to tend pat what are we looking at right here?
Speaker 1: Like no shaving for the day. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: remember when I shave last, probably probably, like honestly, probably
Speaker 1: like Sunday, so it's been like four or five days.
Speaker 1: This sounds good. This is a good thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then like for hair, like I just thought yesterday,
Speaker 1: I don't remember when I got my haircut last, which
Speaker 1: means normally when I have that remember, it means that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. And you see what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: It means like it's probably time because like you know,
Speaker 1: but what annoys me? And this will be fascinating for
Speaker 1: listeners at home who cannot see this, Like the sides
Speaker 1: here get too bushy, the burns that is frustrated gross
Speaker 1: to me, and I feel it makes my ears look gross.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, like I don't feel sexy. Well, no,
Speaker 1: that can't happen. We all have to do things to
Speaker 1: make ourselves feel good and sexy because we all deserve that.
Speaker 1: Ladies at home, I wanted to repeat you to repeat
Speaker 1: this mantra at home, I deserve to feel sexy. Come on, girls,
Speaker 1: I deserve to feel sexy. Thank you. This is also
Speaker 1: a self help do you guys to do the thing
Speaker 1: when you find rules of culture? We did we pep
Speaker 1: in what are you saying? You're not a listener? No,
Speaker 1: I actually haven't. I'm so bad with podcasts in gen
Speaker 1: but I do podcast This would be a podcast that
Speaker 1: was int we're at the top of your hypothetical one
Speaker 1: unquote when here's a quote from Dan Glazer once said
Speaker 1: that's similar to that God bless danglish one said this quote.
Speaker 1: People don't understand that when I say I almost made
Speaker 1: it through the first episode of your web series, that's
Speaker 1: a compliment, of course. Yeah, the fact that you clicked
Speaker 1: on on a web series that I've made is so huge.
Speaker 1: People like, listen to this is huge right now, It's
Speaker 1: it's so self because us doing this is so self indulgent.
Speaker 1: It's mean to a degree. As I am not a
Speaker 1: podcast person, but I feel like I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: much people are listening to other people's podcasts, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it's rare to listen to people's podcasts except
Speaker 1: for this podcast. I feel like does get listened to.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what podcast Tom that. I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: what one time my cousin's girlfriend's mom took my phone
Speaker 1: and downloaded a bunch of podcasts and like, talk to
Speaker 1: me about podcasts for like a family party. And I
Speaker 1: left that family party thinking I was going best in
Speaker 1: the podcasts, but I just didn't. People tell me listen
Speaker 1: to bitch Sash because I like the house. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: what's a podcast that I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: gays listened to is one I would say, what's the team?
Speaker 1: We all know what's the tame? We mentioned that a lot,
Speaker 1: but throwing shade and now it's going to be a
Speaker 1: television show. It's like a bitchy gay podcast about the
Speaker 1: celebrity and puff culture Brian Saffie and I don't know.
Speaker 1: The woman's name is a woman who's very funny or
Speaker 1: get her name. Whenever I listened to like something that
Speaker 1: where it's like a bitchy gay I always like, actually
Speaker 1: I might always get like always like it should be me,
Speaker 1: and then I can't enjoy it. And that is the
Speaker 1: tragedy of the gay community, as we just can't support
Speaker 1: each other's time trying to support each other. We're not
Speaker 1: happy for it. Anyone that deserves it. That's Sam Smith,
Speaker 1: he should be lifted up. Absolutely first oscar, first gay oscar,
Speaker 1: first gay oscar of all time. And Pat had a
Speaker 1: famous line about that. What was your line? I say
Speaker 1: that he's just even to this day in my stand
Speaker 1: up as a dated pop culture reference, um that I
Speaker 1: say that. People always get mad at Sam Smith for
Speaker 1: saying who was the first game out into an Oscar?
Speaker 1: But you didn't mean that literally, That's just something you
Speaker 1: get to say if you're gay. I love this joke.
Speaker 1: I'm if I ever want to ask her like I'm
Speaker 1: going to say that, like should I ever go to space?
Speaker 1: I don't care who's been to space? I'm the first game.
Speaker 1: And remember one Lance Bass was truly going to be
Speaker 1: in space? Oh right, what a gay thing to do?
Speaker 1: You know, It's sokay. I cared more that Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: was supposed to be the first performer who's going to
Speaker 1: have a concert in space? What happened? What happen? She
Speaker 1: was supposed to be on the Virgin like space cruiser.
Speaker 1: In terms of what happened now, I think it's quite
Speaker 1: obviously that is logistically unfeasible. That's actually really I was
Speaker 1: so looking forward to that she's now she's I guess
Speaker 1: she wants to be more grounded. You know, I used
Speaker 1: to hate Lady Gaga initially. I feel like this is
Speaker 1: her time of second life and entertainment. Is that true?
Speaker 1: I would I would say that she like a phoenix
Speaker 1: from the Ashes has risen. Thank you, that's name meant
Speaker 1: by that, And and I used to in her first
Speaker 1: genervation like she annoyed me. But I think I might
Speaker 1: have been straight even then, so like maybe now like
Speaker 1: things I like to. Did you know that when Rosie
Speaker 1: was when it was Rosey versus Donald, that was on
Speaker 1: Donald's side, Oh my god, I was nineteen. I mean
Speaker 1: so what my mom used to call roso Donald quote
Speaker 1: too opinionated, and so I know that's how I felt.
Speaker 1: And or the versus Elizabeth, I was on Elizabeth's side.
Speaker 1: But but Elizabeth, I liked her from Survivor. I know
Speaker 1: when she was Elizabeth Felarski. But we can talk about this,
Speaker 1: maybe we will write. I will say that I don't
Speaker 1: begrudge you have a Donald fandom because I loved I've heard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just nineteen and down. I thought like Rosie
Speaker 1: was like obnoxious and that's like what I subscribed to.
Speaker 1: And also was he going to say, oh, but that's
Speaker 1: I think why he didn't like Lady Gaga to It's like,
Speaker 1: remember there was always like a new story where she
Speaker 1: would like be at a Mets game and she'd like
Speaker 1: rip her shirt off for no reason and I'd like
Speaker 1: and nothing is enough, or like she would take someone's seat?
Speaker 1: Did she take Seinfeld seat? Once? I think, like I
Speaker 1: think in his Yankees box, I think yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she ripped her shirt off, adding that part yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but she turned herself into a plane.
Speaker 1: She turned herself into a dress. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so happy to be the first plane woman. I was
Speaker 1: like it was during like art pop promm and like
Speaker 1: she flew around. I want to be the first game
Speaker 1: out to be a plane woman. So wait, what else
Speaker 1: was gonna say? Oh? Also, I wanted to use this
Speaker 1: to like our conversation from this and I knew you
Speaker 1: had to talk about because because we're talking about Lance Bass.
Speaker 1: I don't want to about gay Batch because anyone watching
Speaker 1: gay Bag and I caught an episode the other night
Speaker 1: and I think it's truly bad. Tell you what episode
Speaker 1: I saw, and I try to clarified to listeners by
Speaker 1: gay Batch, I mean finding Prince Charming kind of Now
Speaker 1: Gay Batches definitely, I wish is what it was called
Speaker 1: gay bag and Jim. Honestly, that was such a home run,
Speaker 1: bucked it up, like I'm able to take ideas and
Speaker 1: suck them up like I was on the Gambit. But
Speaker 1: also I think this watching it, like am I just
Speaker 1: watching them? Like maybe this just maybe like marriage is
Speaker 1: for everyone, but Bachelor is just for strads, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like maybe God made that like just
Speaker 1: for shape people, because it does feel like it's does
Speaker 1: not write like something about it that isn't quite I
Speaker 1: mean the logical question that I've had since the beginning,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's stopping all the gay guys that are
Speaker 1: the contestants from sucking each other and like said each other,
Speaker 1: like you really you legitimately can't. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Go in there and like like Sandra Bullock and Ben
Speaker 1: Affleck like be a forces of nature like and handle
Speaker 1: them in a straight way, like I don't first over one.
Speaker 1: I think that's like for one, Gay Batch is much
Speaker 1: hotter than all the suitors except like a couple. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I can see looking at it and being like Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's hotter in that I think about hotness in an
Speaker 1: objective way, like I guess he has he is like
Speaker 1: a hotter person in that you would see him on
Speaker 1: the cover of a magazine before any of the other ones.
Speaker 1: But like, I'm definitely more attracted to a lot of
Speaker 1: those other guys. Well, I think that almost none of
Speaker 1: them are like in terms of like having a hot personality.
Speaker 1: None of them. For Gay Bachelor himself has almost certainly
Speaker 1: just come from a lobotomy, and like every episode and
Speaker 1: for two like, he's ejectively hot. By the way, I
Speaker 1: know someone who did get ahead from him in the community,
Speaker 1: in the community, and that's awesome. I get what I
Speaker 1: like saying. It was like you say, we don't say
Speaker 1: what it looks like I'm saying, because maybe someone will
Speaker 1: be able to get it. All right, Well it looks
Speaker 1: like saying something wild. Okay, Pat, So was it good head?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I actually didn't talk to the person
Speaker 1: through a pat. Let's let's just what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're going to use this the pod was
Speaker 1: Was there a treatise on gay badge that you wanted
Speaker 1: to do? So? For one, I think it's really bad,
Speaker 1: like Bach is bad. It's like yeah, it's like all
Speaker 1: their dates are like to a yard to do outside
Speaker 1: yoga and vertu like um, like like this is a
Speaker 1: moment from gay back. So when all the people are
Speaker 1: like not as hot objectively as you were saying, like
Speaker 1: as gay Batch, but also like personality wise, no one's hot,
Speaker 1: and like it's a bunch of people, right, it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of shitty people. There's one kind of funny one
Speaker 1: on it and he is like not even that funny,
Speaker 1: but he's the only He's like, try to find a
Speaker 1: not funny gay person and like all of these people
Speaker 1: are so not funny except for why And he's like
Speaker 1: kind of funny but he thinks he's like too funny,
Speaker 1: and like, um, is he the little defense a little family?
Speaker 1: And there was the last episode I watched. The only
Speaker 1: Batch episode I've watched is when the it's the final four.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the sister and the sister is being
Speaker 1: such like a knowing like reality TV bit like so, um, basically,
Speaker 1: are you here for friendship or for romance? And I
Speaker 1: see friendship and the one like little blond gay is
Speaker 1: like is that what you think? To Robert and he's
Speaker 1: like and it's like a talking kind of Robert being like,
Speaker 1: my sister is definitely someone who speaks her mind. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: It's just I love when someone comes into reality TV
Speaker 1: now like understanding the assignment, Like I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: like that one, that blonde one, he this is my
Speaker 1: favorite quote of him. Um they were so him and
Speaker 1: another one two on one date with gay bats birth
Speaker 1: date was doing outside yoga and that yoga portion went
Speaker 1: well for this, like for this blonde one who the
Speaker 1: Blomber already had a good connection with gay Batch from
Speaker 1: his previous day where they made a cent. They made
Speaker 1: a heard about this. Yeah, so they went and they
Speaker 1: kissed and then like this date, they did outside yoga
Speaker 1: and then they each had like a section of the
Speaker 1: date to have a conversation with gay Batch and the
Speaker 1: um so the blob when his sex his second part
Speaker 1: day was walking through a barn. So they walked the
Speaker 1: barn like past they were talking and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the conversation seemed really forced. And then they cut to
Speaker 1: the conversation and gave Batch was like, so what's your
Speaker 1: favorite color? And the kid goes, well, I actually really
Speaker 1: love all the colors, but I do identify with blue.
Speaker 1: It was really crazy. That's so stupid because at that
Speaker 1: point it's like, how do they fucking make the top
Speaker 1: four or five or whatever? And he went to make
Speaker 1: But he because he is like kind of the only
Speaker 1: of all the contestants with a really good body, you
Speaker 1: know what. I think that probably would think that if
Speaker 1: you see gay Bag has a good body, he probably
Speaker 1: wants that. That's why about you wound the show. I
Speaker 1: don't know, It's just like I have to say, I
Speaker 1: truly don't think that the gay Batch is good looking.
Speaker 1: I think I think if you want to look at
Speaker 1: him as like a specimen, as like a piece of meat,
Speaker 1: like he's like. I think once you add his personality,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's like awful. But I think as a
Speaker 1: physical body he's attractive. I have I have a theory
Speaker 1: that gay Batt was deliberately designed at every stage to
Speaker 1: be like the like the antithetical opposite of Drag Race,
Speaker 1: because like Dragon here with drag Grace, you have like
Speaker 1: these entertainers, these people who must rely on pedal and personality,
Speaker 1: and like the whole the whole show is about like
Speaker 1: self love and self acceptance and like all this stuff
Speaker 1: and you're working towards professional success. But meanwhile, gay batches
Speaker 1: like complete shallow, like so stupid, so for list completely
Speaker 1: devoid of any personality, right, I think that's just the
Speaker 1: other side of the reality show coin. That logo wanted
Speaker 1: shruck off. Yeah, I could see that, but also like
Speaker 1: then they should have gotten like hot, like physically hotter people.
Speaker 1: There's like some of them, it's just like there's no
Speaker 1: They're like, are like there's no way. If you look
Speaker 1: at straight Batch, like everyone there is like a has
Speaker 1: a porn caliber body and is at least like can
Speaker 1: They're like they're like they have terrible conversations, but no
Speaker 1: way that for some reason is at least compelling to
Speaker 1: like you drop on like like I identify the most
Speaker 1: with Blue is like what you're trying to listen it
Speaker 1: on and like and they're not even that. But all
Speaker 1: the buzzwords were there for me in the show, which
Speaker 1: is what I was checking my boxes. I had to
Speaker 1: hear the words going into tonight, and I had to
Speaker 1: hear the words I'm definitely falling for rob and I
Speaker 1: heard both those things, so I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: going to say? Like it's absolutely delivered on being what
Speaker 1: it said it was gonna be because it's stupid as fuck,
Speaker 1: and I said those things I wanted like more, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to be good, but I wanted more. Well,
Speaker 1: what do we feel about Lance Bass on the show?
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is when Lance Bass comes to the
Speaker 1: house and he's like, um, fellas, and then they go,
Speaker 1: Lances here here, we know something's gonna happen. When I
Speaker 1: just loved it. It's the most excited any people have
Speaker 1: been that Lance came into. I don't know, like he's fine,
Speaker 1: he's whatever. Like Lance is someone who is like friends
Speaker 1: with a lot of people I respect, but he like
Speaker 1: Jamie Lynn Sigler, Um, sure, Lisa vander Pump Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're close friends a hundred percent as a businesswoman, as
Speaker 1: a value star and that's a restaurant tour. I respect
Speaker 1: pump Um. So you right, Like it's like he's he's
Speaker 1: he's not necessarily interesting by associated. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you friends with him? Totally? But maybe it's
Speaker 1: not that. Maybe he's more interesting, but I've seen him
Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live and he's still boring. For me,
Speaker 1: it's just like, don't be boring, you don' that's the
Speaker 1: that's just like the death knelf or whatever. Like that's
Speaker 1: just like the they were all fours and that's like
Speaker 1: a reality person, like do you actually regular batch either
Speaker 1: of you? You literally can't bring myself, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's a good gateway to regular Batch is Batch and power. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Padroom Paradise is literally so good and it's so they
Speaker 1: have they only had one season. What is Bachroom Paradise
Speaker 1: is during this summer, It's a resort in Mexico. Were
Speaker 1: just like singles from the Bachelor World, just Batchel of
Speaker 1: the universe just come and live and kind of hook
Speaker 1: upon and also a season. But and then like at
Speaker 1: the end of every week there's some ceremony and people
Speaker 1: have to leave if they have no one. He's like
Speaker 1: interest triumph and by the end, like they were during
Speaker 1: the end of last summer, there was three engagements. That's huge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: three engagements. Three engagements had it's holding up three fingers
Speaker 1: to and well, so there's this one girl who's who's
Speaker 1: been on um I think Bachelor only once, but she's
Speaker 1: been on also because some people have been on bachelor
Speaker 1: itself like a couple of times. And uh, but this
Speaker 1: one girl, Actually I has been on and he always
Speaker 1: brings drama, so they call her Actually I of the storm,
Speaker 1: you know. But everyone hates Actually I because she gets
Speaker 1: so emotional. But she's into me, very interesting, and I
Speaker 1: won't ever hate someone like Actually I acause I think
Speaker 1: the Actually I was guilty of is like feeling, you know.
Speaker 1: But she's always crying. She kind of looks like a
Speaker 1: Kardashian cousin, and she just like she's a virgin, twenty
Speaker 1: four year old virgin, which is beautiful, and she like, um,
Speaker 1: she was gonna lose it to this guy she met
Speaker 1: like four days well, because he was kind of like
Speaker 1: a bachelor you were, if you were in the Batchelor University,
Speaker 1: would be a good guy to lose your origin needed.
Speaker 1: But can I ask you a question? When you mouth
Speaker 1: the name of the person that got ahead from Robert,
Speaker 1: were you just saying their last name? At first? I
Speaker 1: just said their last name, and then when when I
Speaker 1: was looked at as though I had more time, just
Speaker 1: last name. O. No, oh, it's loud and clear. It's
Speaker 1: loud and clear, and I am yeahsting Okay, so um
Speaker 1: batch and pair of great great gateway. You're saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so then like once you so like that
Speaker 1: wasn't that was not my gateway, but that was like
Speaker 1: that's what got me even more into straight back. Yeah great,
Speaker 1: um Pat, So, I just wanted to make sure that
Speaker 1: we touched on this because we do this with all
Speaker 1: our guests. We talked about this before, totally culture that
Speaker 1: shaped you? When did you say the culture? When would
Speaker 1: you say culture was for you? This is funny. I
Speaker 1: think that my answer during last episode to this was,
Speaker 1: you know, was Lissa who was rolling We've already and
Speaker 1: that's how we got into that lista Kudro place. But
Speaker 1: you know what all changed My answer to the culture
Speaker 1: that really did shape me the most is Buffy thing.
Speaker 1: I'm Paris Flayer cool. Okay, yes, I think I do
Speaker 1: remember this being an element of your answer. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I said vocabulary for Buffy. It's so good. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those things like Gilmore Girls or like
Speaker 1: Veronica Mars that really but I just miss see for me,
Speaker 1: I hate Gilm, but I love Why do you hate
Speaker 1: gil Like pell does not make a single choice with
Speaker 1: any lines without the entirety of the series. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: a little bit Lauring. No, I'm done the flooring Graham.
Speaker 1: I'll pass on Lauren Graham. Lauren Graham is the whole show.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like she's likable, but
Speaker 1: it feels like she's working so hard to be likable
Speaker 1: that it exhausts. It's a little bit too much quirky girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she pulls it off at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: She is likable, but it feels like she probably goes
Speaker 1: home and like is a sleep us into the head
Speaker 1: pits that hits the pillow because she's worked so hard
Speaker 1: to be likable. But why do we vilify her for that?
Speaker 1: I don't lalify her. I'm just like I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm exhaustime, exasperate. I have nothing left to
Speaker 1: give to Warren Graham, but I do. And then the
Speaker 1: oxypandell just the opposite, like, give me something like she's
Speaker 1: good on mad Men? You Max? I did? I actually
Speaker 1: think that literally everyone on mad Men was good because
Speaker 1: the writing is so good to see. I watched My Man,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see the last maybe season or two seasons.
Speaker 1: You must have missed, like the last three, because I
Speaker 1: think she was. I could just not remember. Honestly, maybe
Speaker 1: you don't remember. I remember being shocked when I saw
Speaker 1: her in the show just because she's in such I'm
Speaker 1: picturing you watching with her with like a gap with
Speaker 1: your like math my job just dropped, like Alexis Plate.
Speaker 1: Like later on in the in the show, when nev
Speaker 1: Campa was on one episode that would shock me. She
Speaker 1: played literally a woman on the plane. I love Nevcamba. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was fantastic. Oh and nothing on that he is
Speaker 1: a cult that did sham me. A Scream as I
Speaker 1: love Scream really to watch it when I didn't watch
Speaker 1: it like maybe when it came out, but I watched
Speaker 1: it young, and like maybe when I was like seventh grade,
Speaker 1: I watched it, and I think that I was like
Speaker 1: in love with that movie because it was so funny
Speaker 1: and it was so scary and it was about like
Speaker 1: teens in a way that I always have loved. I also,
Speaker 1: like truly love the first scene and I love the last,
Speaker 1: like the last the climactic scene, and they're both so good.
Speaker 1: Like you see Scream four, yes, and I loved it
Speaker 1: like it. I love a Member Roberts because she's a
Speaker 1: great bitch. I don't know, like she's a great bitch,
Speaker 1: like I love her and Scream Queen season one so much.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know now that Scream Queens is
Speaker 1: an anthology, Like I don't know that we need Scream
Speaker 1: Queens and American Horror Story. But I I only watched,
Speaker 1: like I didn't end up watching all Scream Queens, but
Speaker 1: I love the The pilot of Screen Queens is so good,
Speaker 1: and it's also like joke a minute also, and so
Speaker 1: I love Emma Robertson that I love her in Scream
Speaker 1: four like I've never seen her, like not loved her.
Speaker 1: I want to see what's that movie she's in like recently.
Speaker 1: That's like there's a game on your cell phones that
Speaker 1: teams are playing and you have to jump off of
Speaker 1: a building for points. Yeah, I want to see that
Speaker 1: and see her in her underwear. Did you watch American
Speaker 1: Horror Story? No, I watched the first season. I loved it.
Speaker 1: But that's also because I love, love, love Connie. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's loved her. Can I tell you brief, brief, brief tinge.
Speaker 1: I just went to Universal Studios and I did the
Speaker 1: Halloween Horror Nights but it's not unlike you. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: there's an American Horror story themed Haunted House, and I
Speaker 1: do not watch American horror like truly can't deal with anything.
Speaker 1: But you don't like horror. No, don't like horror, don't
Speaker 1: like it to be frightened, and Matt could not get
Speaker 1: through Stranger Things after this difference. No, I didn't even
Speaker 1: try to watch the first episode. I'm too scared of
Speaker 1: even the thought of it. I watched Henry watch it
Speaker 1: and it was too much watch it might be too
Speaker 1: scary for me. There was times when he was gasping,
Speaker 1: and like, I just didn't like to see that. So
Speaker 1: for for American Horror Story Haunted House, they had such
Speaker 1: they did the first season, they did the Freak Show season,
Speaker 1: and they did Hotel, so I'm kid you not. There
Speaker 1: was there was a Lady Gava actress who was jumping
Speaker 1: out and it was very titillating and horrifying. And my
Speaker 1: sister we got out of the the Hudson House and
Speaker 1: she was like, you guys need to go home and
Speaker 1: watch American Horor Story and know how well done that was.
Speaker 1: That was so well done, And like I was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. But Basically, what I'm saying is that American
Speaker 1: horror story Haunted House is a thing. And then you
Speaker 1: know what was depicted in it was those things in
Speaker 1: the black late text suits. They were very scared. But
Speaker 1: that was in the first the first season. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was hot. It was I was straight for that.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of like gay stuff in it.
Speaker 1: I know. But who's the hottest person on that show?
Speaker 1: Peter in the in the season all seasons. Oh, there
Speaker 1: the guy in the first season. It's really hot, Evan Peters,
Speaker 1: the blonde guy. What. Oh, Dylan McDermott And yeah, he
Speaker 1: actually is like a hot daddy guy from my childhood.
Speaker 1: He was on a show. I've never seen him before.
Speaker 1: I wasn't famil with him. I think he was on
Speaker 1: a show called Dirty Sexy Money on ABC when and
Speaker 1: I used to watch him and be like, oh, when
Speaker 1: you were a little Yeah, I was so. I was
Speaker 1: so little. Not a lot of people know this about me,
Speaker 1: but I only got big in my twenties. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: um about Connie. Sorry thought I took us on a tangent. No,
Speaker 1: I think we need to go down. And I'm glad
Speaker 1: because I would have never even remembered about Dylan. My
Speaker 1: dormat Connie Britten is the best part of American crime
Speaker 1: story people versus did you watch? Would you would have
Speaker 1: loved Selma Blair? I love that and I know that
Speaker 1: whole crowd because they're very like real hosts of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Is like, that's like all like every once in a
Speaker 1: while Beverly Hills, there's like a new character that comes
Speaker 1: in and someone's like, oh, are you friends with that group?
Speaker 1: And something like I wasn't friends with that group and
Speaker 1: they mean a group of people that were friends with
Speaker 1: nicolebron Simpson. It's very fun with say it's Fay Orange
Speaker 1: County Pays Beverly Hills, but is someone who like pops
Speaker 1: up in every while, like she's on like the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she's like around she when I say understands the
Speaker 1: assignment that is actually a Danny Wisconti once said about
Speaker 1: Fay Resnick, she understand like being on reality to it.
Speaker 1: My favorite favorite sting moment was like once in this
Speaker 1: past season of Beverly Hills, what was it like? So
Speaker 1: there's a new person, Catherine who's famously who's husband favorites
Speaker 1: Nick alleged in her book that like nicolebal And Simpson
Speaker 1: had an affair with before she got murdered. So then
Speaker 1: so this man I think is now in the picture,
Speaker 1: but his wife is now friends and his wife it
Speaker 1: was now like on the cast and she joined mid
Speaker 1: season and she said like she said this, she said,
Speaker 1: I don't carry a diagraph for anyone, but I carry
Speaker 1: a diagraph her favorite nick And then she like, um,
Speaker 1: they were at a dinner party and like, which is
Speaker 1: like phase always looking around at dinner parties, so that
Speaker 1: show and she was like, um, so she's sitting across
Speaker 1: from Bay and she's like starts trying to pick a fight,
Speaker 1: and like she's like just like saying mean things to
Speaker 1: Fay and like gout getting all worked up, and then
Speaker 1: they like there's something back. Every good. But then she
Speaker 1: drops herself and you look beautiful tonight. By the way,
Speaker 1: It's just like it's such a good move. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That is You should watch American Crimes. I'm sure Pat's
Speaker 1: favorite scenes would be all like the ridiculous scenes where
Speaker 1: the Kardashians pop up, Dad, come on, let's not at
Speaker 1: the restaurant, and then like they had they had this
Speaker 1: truly stupid scene and otherwise amazing, brilliant show where the
Speaker 1: first scene of like episode three or four is like, um,
Speaker 1: kardash Robert Kardashian is like taking the girls and Rob
Speaker 1: out to brunch and he's like, I'm sorry, how how
Speaker 1: long is the way going to be? To the hostess
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, you're that guy from
Speaker 1: television and the Kardashians look at him and he's like yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, I mean it's an hour. Wait, but I
Speaker 1: can get you a table. And they basically bring the
Speaker 1: Kardashians over their own table and all the Kardashians like, cool, amazing, Dad,
Speaker 1: I love you, and he says to them. David Swimmer
Speaker 1: call back to friends before coming from says to them, now, everyone,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you something. You should be treated
Speaker 1: well because you're a good person, not because you're famous.
Speaker 1: It's so heavy handed, but this is how the Kardashians
Speaker 1: we may That is how they in that one moment
Speaker 1: at that one the thesis of American crime story is Wow,
Speaker 1: what a shame that he got away. Also, this is
Speaker 1: how the Kardashians come call back to last episode where
Speaker 1: one of the rules of culture was have to mention.
Speaker 1: When you have to mention something, you always have to
Speaker 1: have to mention. I have to mention that, um for one,
Speaker 1: Pavid Stremmer, Like I can't stand him, but I am
Speaker 1: so attracted to him, inspect myself, especially in that piece
Speaker 1: of content of I'm sorry sorry, I mean that piece
Speaker 1: of art that is that American crime story because I've
Speaker 1: seen some pieces of it. You think he's more attractive
Speaker 1: in that than he is. I'm like, friends, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I saw it and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he's like really checked on this, or
Speaker 1: maybe I just didn't remember how attractive I was doing.
Speaker 1: And then that inference and beguilingly attractive. Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: But you hate? He said, Oh you don't. It's like
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't response you see it, you can't
Speaker 1: see it. So who is your favorite male friend? UMU
Speaker 1: person truly sexually shrim really le Blanc all the way
Speaker 1: not for me like an early one that yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess like for me like le Blanc is to like
Speaker 1: heavy hand, but I mean Summer gets like that too.
Speaker 1: I think that, like I don't know, I think LeBlanc
Speaker 1: got actually way hotter ass he's gotten older. I think
Speaker 1: he's more attractive now on like episodes and Ship. I
Speaker 1: like him when he's like way young, like in the
Speaker 1: very early Friends. I don't like him when he gets
Speaker 1: like I don't like him for late Friends and Chandler
Speaker 1: like maybe personality. I wish I could say I got
Speaker 1: the Matthew Perry thing. I don't really get. Does anyone
Speaker 1: get it? Though? I think people get it. I mean
Speaker 1: I think I think a lot of people get it.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are like attracted to
Speaker 1: his personality, which is like a very female thing to say.
Speaker 1: I love his personality. You know that Matthew Perry went
Speaker 1: to rehab three times over the course of Friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I think for and Okaine an alcoholic
Speaker 1: for his first for his personality, I am I recently
Speaker 1: matter like a hundred and forty five facts you never
Speaker 1: knew about Friends, and for some reason that was shocking
Speaker 1: to me. But wait, and do you love Jennifer Aniston?
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, I love her too, But I really
Speaker 1: don't respect people that don't like her. Do I neither?
Speaker 1: I I my mom doesn't like her because why I
Speaker 1: loved she kind of only doesn't like her like in
Speaker 1: like relative to Courtney Cox, and she voted for Trump. No,
Speaker 1: that's good. Um, I don't get I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel my mom loves Jennifer Aniston is a very Trump voter.
Speaker 1: I think my mom loves Courtney Cox and she feels
Speaker 1: like Courtney Cox gets over shadow. I understand, but also
Speaker 1: like she probably doesn't care anymore. This was years ago,
Speaker 1: but one time she said, I love Courtney Cox. I've
Speaker 1: known Courtney Coxon's family ties. Did you know that Courtney
Speaker 1: Cox was like the biggest star when they started the show.
Speaker 1: In Leah Remedy's book, which just an incendiary read. Wait,
Speaker 1: who's Lea Remedy? You know of the King of Queens,
Speaker 1: the white scientologist, I hate scientologist. You don't like her?
Speaker 1: I hate her, and I hate Kevin James. Definitely gotta
Speaker 1: say Kevin James, no thanks, But Leah Remedy, I say thanks. No.
Speaker 1: She used me to my dad once tell us hest
Speaker 1: sounds for like um via common but before that, for
Speaker 1: you pian, I think when like hersha or when I
Speaker 1: don't know what the syndicated on you piano, but I
Speaker 1: don't know like what the deal is with that, But
Speaker 1: like I just said that he had to be in
Speaker 1: her at some point, and she was mean, that's so unfortunate.
Speaker 1: I know, but I hate when celebrities are not nice.
Speaker 1: But wait, do you? But you wait about her book?
Speaker 1: She wrote a book. It was called like the Escape
Speaker 1: from Scientology. It's definitely not called that, but let's say
Speaker 1: it is um and basically in it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what was I just talking about? Like Anniston and Courtney.
Speaker 1: She says that she was up for the role of
Speaker 1: Monica and then she saw Courtney Cox walk in and
Speaker 1: she was like, we knew it was over. Well, Courenney
Speaker 1: Caxton tights. But also Jennifer Anniston her parents are famous,
Speaker 1: aren't they? Or her dad? Yes? And also here's some
Speaker 1: tea on Jennifer Aniston. Did you know that she was
Speaker 1: offered to be a cast member on Saturday Night Live
Speaker 1: and she chose to be on Friends instead? Dollars? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what would that have been like? If we knew Jennifer
Speaker 1: Aniston as a cast member of Saturday Night Live, things
Speaker 1: could have turned down a lot more differently. I feel
Speaker 1: like it would cut away now, it would see it different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could go to that world and like two of
Speaker 1: us wouldn't be here. No, I really I enjoyed Jenniferison
Speaker 1: very much. And people that are always like, um, well,
Speaker 1: she has no range. I'm like that, she doesn't need
Speaker 1: to have range. Also, I don't have any range. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's you. I think she's let herself get
Speaker 1: to like bombed down in like tabloid culture, like luckily,
Speaker 1: like Friends ended in Lisa cougo like she like made
Speaker 1: web therapy just because, and she made the comeback just because,
Speaker 1: and she like like Lisa Hudo is like a comedian
Speaker 1: and Jennifer Aniston is a comedic actress who's pretty. I think, oh,
Speaker 1: that is a big difference being a comedic actress and
Speaker 1: being a comedian. That is. But maybe maybe Lisa and
Speaker 1: Jennifer's experiences at Friends sort of shaped their trajectories a
Speaker 1: little bit, because Lisa was always seen as the comedic
Speaker 1: crutch of the show, and meanwhile, Rachel as a character
Speaker 1: was like the ainu Bone has pulled up a Pat
Speaker 1: Reagan's status on his phone. I'm wondering what selection I
Speaker 1: think I have to say, Pat, one of the funniest
Speaker 1: people on Facebook. Ever, stop given out that code recently,
Speaker 1: I said, I texted you, and I test to Henry
Speaker 1: about it. I'm like, literally Pat is killing me on
Speaker 1: Facebook and Henry goes been my number one for a while,
Speaker 1: and Henry does have rankings that Henry he's very you know,
Speaker 1: you don't think he's watching you all, but he's watching
Speaker 1: you all and he's absolutely And look, I have to
Speaker 1: co sign because I think this is some of your
Speaker 1: best work. I think this is one of your most
Speaker 1: iconic posts. My favorite me ask you this does it?
Speaker 1: Does it reflect in the numbers, because sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't reflect the number, which I think, which I
Speaker 1: think is just a true travesty. But can I I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read this one first. Cool, this was Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: just to contextualize this, this was This is my favorite too.
Speaker 1: This was after the third debate and Pat had this
Speaker 1: whole run about Tiffany Trump's number, like like what she
Speaker 1: wore her number and so and so this is ensemble ensemble.
Speaker 1: This is what This is what Pat posted like sort
Speaker 1: of as like not a button to the whole series,
Speaker 1: but like as as like a ps, yes, it's so good.
Speaker 1: It would be a fun piece for like a more
Speaker 1: talk show to have. I can't read this okay, tracking
Speaker 1: at this. It would be a fun piece for like
Speaker 1: a morning talk show to have Ivanka and Tiffany come
Speaker 1: on Chelsea Clinton, uh yeah makeover and like go through
Speaker 1: her closet and throw it all her bad clothes and
Speaker 1: teach her how to have a star quality. And at
Speaker 1: the end they walk her down a runaway in the
Speaker 1: studio and she is so competent with her new look,
Speaker 1: and thest says, Chelsea look absolutely stunning right now because
Speaker 1: you're about tying. But the important question is how do
Speaker 1: you feel? And she's like gushing, I feel amazing, so competent.
Speaker 1: I know with this look, all definitely have the tools
Speaker 1: to see. I'm really glad. I listened to Tiffany and
Speaker 1: Ivanka and then they bring out her friends and to
Speaker 1: react to the new Chelsea, and it's just are we
Speaker 1: looking non plus? Like I've worked so hard for women though,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. We thank you for reading my piece.
Speaker 1: Are you going to write a book? What? What will
Speaker 1: you write a humor book? You're such a storyteller. I
Speaker 1: get on the mic, You idiot got talking to the mic.
Speaker 1: This is seriously insane. I don't know that. Also, don't
Speaker 1: withdraw when people praise you except so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I accept the praise. I accept the praise, I accept
Speaker 1: the book deal, Um, no, thank you. I am so
Speaker 1: intrigued by Teffany Trump. Ye, I don't know why saying
Speaker 1: about her like she did not exist, like okay, so
Speaker 1: in season five Buffy or in the season four finale, um,
Speaker 1: like Buffy had been an only child like throughout the
Speaker 1: series and no, and then in the finale what was
Speaker 1: her friend? But and the and the um finale, her
Speaker 1: mom was like, I feel like, go, like watch your
Speaker 1: little sister, and like Michelle trash and Berg comes in
Speaker 1: as Dawn, her little sister who's in the rest of
Speaker 1: the series and we've just never seen her. Then try
Speaker 1: not that she's like a key that like uh like
Speaker 1: some like forces like uh implanted memories in the entire
Speaker 1: uh in in like everyone's minds, like the Buffy would
Speaker 1: protect her like extra special because she's like a key
Speaker 1: to like hell or something. I love, but that's what
Speaker 1: I get. Feels like a Tiffany Trump. But she's never
Speaker 1: like literally there have been like interviews where they're like,
Speaker 1: this is your only child, right, or like I didn't
Speaker 1: even think that the brothers were really before this election,
Speaker 1: like it was just and say, okay, fine, like the
Speaker 1: brothers are real, and then now it's like Tiffany Trump,
Speaker 1: like where did you come from? But I'm obsessed with her.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, I get that fascination because
Speaker 1: mad this will be a reference that you and I get.
Speaker 1: It's very much Luxy Gray season. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: huge crazy But you don't still watch. I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: I'm not this current season, but I've watched, like when
Speaker 1: this season goes up on that, I will watch. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I will say about Uxi grade they did
Speaker 1: Shawna did plant the seed for LuxI? And yes they
Speaker 1: mentioned her? Yes right, yes, No. I recently went back
Speaker 1: and I was sing, went back and you watched and
Speaker 1: they do mention her. She Harvard. Yeah, like when Meredith
Speaker 1: like mother or whoever is when Thatcher's wife is in
Speaker 1: she was a Catholoxy and she's like, oh, she's in Harvard.
Speaker 1: I remember I saw that brilliant show. And that's why
Speaker 1: I like, That's why I like about those shows that like, um,
Speaker 1: you could tell there's planning. Then then it's like a
Speaker 1: legitimate storytelling and not just like making it up as
Speaker 1: you go, like, um, where is Kyler Lee? Who I know?
Speaker 1: Is that? Who play? Is that who played LEXI? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know? And you know who elsewhere is the woman
Speaker 1: who played Teddy? I love favorite No No No Bowen
Speaker 1: and I for years have been did you watch yes?
Speaker 1: Did you watch her on Lipstick Jungle? Literally couldn't got them?
Speaker 1: She was in Cash Mafia? R right that way. There's
Speaker 1: one more that's like the Kim River trifecta that I'm
Speaker 1: not getting right trying for cash my Mafia. She was
Speaker 1: in some Second City TV short I've never with Tina
Speaker 1: Fey and like any poland Rachel Tragic, we need Kim.
Speaker 1: I also love her. Do you know? Kim River? To
Speaker 1: me reminds me of a time when, like Kim River
Speaker 1: was like the actress that you were always pleased to
Speaker 1: see on television and not for me. Also at that
Speaker 1: time was Sarah Paulson and Sarah who is that? Sarah
Speaker 1: American Horror Story like American har Story, and she also
Speaker 1: plays Marsha Clark on American Crime Story, Big Television. She
Speaker 1: loves like Karen truly was she in American Horror? She's
Speaker 1: someone different every season I've only seen first Okay, I've
Speaker 1: already established I've only seen first sees. She plays like
Speaker 1: a real estate agent on the first I love her,
Speaker 1: but remember what she looks like? Okay, well you I'll
Speaker 1: google them. I placed Lana Winters on the second season,
Speaker 1: which thank you Ryan Murphy for that game. Um wait,
Speaker 1: what was gonna say? I was just gonna say that
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson, of course, is now blown up, and I
Speaker 1: wish that Kim Raver would blow up on the same
Speaker 1: but she did, like blow There's some some people that
Speaker 1: just blow up on TV. And I'll give three examples
Speaker 1: to them. We've already discussed, so it's easy. One of
Speaker 1: them is Kim Ravers whatever, Ravers whatever, please say who
Speaker 1: I want you to say? Okay, I don't know, Okay, well.
Speaker 1: The second is Lexie Gray's character, like Lexi Gray's actress,
Speaker 1: that Tyler, So she was not another team movie. Right
Speaker 1: before and right before she got on Grays, there was
Speaker 1: like hum remembering an Entertainment Weekly article that was like
Speaker 1: this is these are people who, like the industry wants
Speaker 1: to be successful, but they can't be. And she was
Speaker 1: almost right before She's like Gray's anatomy or not even
Speaker 1: right before. A bit before, she was on a show
Speaker 1: that I watched with my fad that was like about
Speaker 1: a group of friends. I think it's called Reunion. Yes, yea,
Speaker 1: so good. She was on that They Can before you
Speaker 1: saw the Mystery. I love those shows that are like
Speaker 1: a mystery and wants Harper's Island or like, um, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's like a it's like a murder mystery,
Speaker 1: like it's murder mystery shows I love. I'm on edge
Speaker 1: of c wanting to know what the third person is. Okay,
Speaker 1: the third person is. I think her name is Emily
Speaker 1: van Kampen. Yeah, Emily van camp She was on Brothers
Speaker 1: and Sisters, and she was famously on Revenge, and she
Speaker 1: was also on her her start. Yes time, she's a
Speaker 1: big time, but she's only on those like non Shonda
Speaker 1: nighttime soaps. And when when you've been on that many
Speaker 1: nighttime soaps and you've never worked with Shonda, there's a
Speaker 1: story there, you know what I mean to work or
Speaker 1: signed It doesn't like she might be you know. I
Speaker 1: get the sense she's such a proud don't you know. Well,
Speaker 1: I think she's actually really really good and also so
Speaker 1: fun to see her play like a fun bitch. I
Speaker 1: like because she had played all these like kind of
Speaker 1: like goody two shows characters, and I avenge no, I
Speaker 1: only caught some episode is so good? All right, I
Speaker 1: will bad. It's really bad, but good. You have to
Speaker 1: the next one I make watch. It's really good to
Speaker 1: just Netflix watch the entirety of it, because it's fun
Speaker 1: to watch something good, like right now we're watching VIEP.
Speaker 1: But also I want to watch something just yeah, that's
Speaker 1: really good for that, Like it's bad in the right
Speaker 1: way where you're like like every every moment, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like a tensely Claire between like two social lights
Speaker 1: who have like secretly murdered each other. So you didn't
Speaker 1: nail what I wanted you to do, and I didn't
Speaker 1: say what I wanted to say. I wanted you to say.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Mitchell who played Juliette on Lost and then the
Speaker 1: show which was about the Aliens coming to starring um
Speaker 1: Her and Marina Backer, and has like, for some reason
Speaker 1: explode but I don't know who that is. She's also
Speaker 1: she played the like truly boring wife on Homeland and
Speaker 1: now the show. She's gorgeous though, right I think that,
Speaker 1: but but with Kate, I mean, not with oh, Juliette.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of Kate, No Kate. Eventually, Juliette is
Speaker 1: the blonde Julie Blonde who was truly amazing. But America
Speaker 1: fell in love with Julia, but I felt like she
Speaker 1: was never really in anything else. She was the star of.
Speaker 1: She was the star of like ABC's next big sci
Speaker 1: fi show, and it just didn't really work, like it
Speaker 1: just kind of like didn't end up being that great.
Speaker 1: But she's amazing actress. And she was in Santa Claus
Speaker 1: three Is to Me and his Life and then something
Speaker 1: It's just kind of funny now who doesn't even want
Speaker 1: to act anymore? But and she's like only does Blockbusters.
Speaker 1: She's Evangeline. Evangeline is like, you know, I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in really acting anymore. But she will be in the
Speaker 1: occasional and occasionalble. She will be in the occasional huge movie.
Speaker 1: You know. I resentally posted this that like it's not
Speaker 1: fair that Blake Lively had as a post Gossip Girl
Speaker 1: career and Layton Mester doesn't because latter didn't go into
Speaker 1: that show being who we were going to talk about.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be like Lively vehicle. But Latens just
Speaker 1: did amazing work throughout the entirety of it. But then
Speaker 1: someone posted that she's about to be in a sitcom
Speaker 1: with Adam Pally, So that's cool. I just haven't seen
Speaker 1: her like I always in them, but I guess because
Speaker 1: the friends of Teller. Can I tell you one thing
Speaker 1: that I think it works to Laton met Musters Layton
Speaker 1: Mester's detriment is she is interchangeable with another soap operational.
Speaker 1: I was about to say Chel, but all the o
Speaker 1: C people besides Ben McKenzie aren't really working right now.
Speaker 1: Another Michel Belson is a magnum Um ice cream bar
Speaker 1: commercials and she's also in chap STI commercials for kind
Speaker 1: just a generic chap stick. Right now, she's commercials for
Speaker 1: a chap Steck. But I want the actress who played
Speaker 1: Cears today with the actress who played Morrissa. There were
Speaker 1: some you know who has amazing is Joy Cooper? Yes,
Speaker 1: Clark so good? And can we talk about Nicolette Nicola
Speaker 1: Nicole Charon, let's exume her wait famously was slapped by
Speaker 1: Mark Cherry desperate. The titles episod is can we talk
Speaker 1: about Nicolatt. We never talk about Nicolette. Answer being I
Speaker 1: was never a Desperate house hold on before Okay, before
Speaker 1: we move on from Nicolette, Matt, you and I have
Speaker 1: to talk about We're talking about this regularly. But her
Speaker 1: character eaties death on Desperate house so good, peic just
Speaker 1: her being chased out of her different ways. She gets sword,
Speaker 1: she's it's like a domestic dispute her house. She's choked out,
Speaker 1: she gets choked and then like and there's so many
Speaker 1: fakeouts for her death. So she gets chased out of
Speaker 1: her home after she's being after she was strangled, and
Speaker 1: then she gets into her car. It's pouring rain outside,
Speaker 1: and then she has she gets into a car accident,
Speaker 1: but that's not it. She gets out of the car,
Speaker 1: she walks has fallen wire has fallen somehow, and then
Speaker 1: she walks into a puddle. She's stopping wet, remember, somehow
Speaker 1: gets her hand on the water and the exposed wire
Speaker 1: and just died. I think literally what it was was
Speaker 1: the wire had fallen into the puddle and she stepped
Speaker 1: in the puddle and the puddle death by puddle. Wow,
Speaker 1: Just what a crazy And also she tried to kill
Speaker 1: herself early in this early in the series, when she
Speaker 1: tried to hang herself because Carlos didn't want to be
Speaker 1: with her anymore? What is stupid these questions about about desperate?
Speaker 1: Pausew we we have answered? Number one? Whatever happened to
Speaker 1: Terry Hatcher? Remember number two? Remember when that was gonna
Speaker 1: be like I'm not just gonna like Marcia Cross was
Speaker 1: like back and I was like back from what? And
Speaker 1: then and like whatever happened to her? Number three? Like
Speaker 1: who is the best of all of them? Number? Actually?
Speaker 1: Answer day and is Nicola like on the same level
Speaker 1: as the rest of them? Okay, boy, you couldn't have
Speaker 1: asked better questions? Answer fantastic questions, pat first, first question.
Speaker 1: Matt has alluded to this in the past. I believe
Speaker 1: it was on studious episode of Last Culture, says Terry
Speaker 1: Hatcher was one of those actresses much like uh the
Speaker 1: guy who played Matt Matthew Shepard. Oh no, um the
Speaker 1: guy who played doctor Shepherd on Lost Um uh Matthew
Speaker 1: Fox Box. Terry Hatcher will come back every fifteen years
Speaker 1: and you're like, are they dead? And we'll be like,
Speaker 1: were they dead? Where have you been? And then she'll
Speaker 1: have her like moment where she wins a golden Globe's like, Wow,
Speaker 1: couldn't have been more of a husband, And now I'm
Speaker 1: that kind of she literally would disappear vindication. So the
Speaker 1: answer the question is a relative. We don't know, we
Speaker 1: don't know, we don't know what's happened to her, we
Speaker 1: don't know where she is. The second question was Marcia Cross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's kind of same question with her? Marcia Cross? Wasn't
Speaker 1: she like a teen heart? Throughout she was? She played
Speaker 1: like a villain on Medals Place, and there was a
Speaker 1: water cooler episode where she took off her wig and
Speaker 1: revealed a huge headscar. I truly don't really understand what
Speaker 1: was the big deal about it. I think she was
Speaker 1: an alien. I don't know if she was an alien,
Speaker 1: but I think I know what it'll be funny she's
Speaker 1: not an alien. But also but yeah, I think was
Speaker 1: like the same for her too, right where it was
Speaker 1: like her big come back. She was truly amazing. She
Speaker 1: was they all were amazing, And then it was kind
Speaker 1: of strange when they were all up for Emmy's except
Speaker 1: Eva the first year and we know that Terry Hatcher
Speaker 1: will win the Emmy for her portrayal of Susan because
Speaker 1: she's really the star of the show, and also the
Speaker 1: narrative of like Terry Hatcher coming back. But then they
Speaker 1: gave it to Felicity Hoffman and it was I know this, okay,
Speaker 1: but the Golden globes, remember that, No golden globes Terry
Speaker 1: Hatcher one, no, no, no, remember this golden gold globes?
Speaker 1: Is this? It was Terry? It was Terry Marcia um,
Speaker 1: I think even even Eva was not meane for the
Speaker 1: But then guess who won? Uh fucking weeds Weed leader.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate her. This might have been another year
Speaker 1: because the first year they were all nominated Terry Hatchrick.
Speaker 1: In the second season and then the second season they
Speaker 1: were all nominated and all lost, all lost to Mary Louise.
Speaker 1: But but for the Emmys, it was true shock when
Speaker 1: Felicity Hoffen walked away with the Emmy, right because they
Speaker 1: thought Terry was gonna wa Now this bleeds into your
Speaker 1: next question, which was, oh is Nikola Cherry on the
Speaker 1: same left the best with them? Well that your your
Speaker 1: question was who's the best? That was four? That was
Speaker 1: the question. That was a question for Nicolette and the
Speaker 1: answer to Who's the best is actually scientifically and statistically,
Speaker 1: Eva is the best because she's the best. She was
Speaker 1: the best communic actress. She was also very good at
Speaker 1: the dramatic stuff. Was very just a very strong, but
Speaker 1: it's the best. She was the hottest, She was the funniest.
Speaker 1: She was the best with the one liner. And she
Speaker 1: is might known one comedic influence. I think that I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding was very good. The way I delivered my
Speaker 1: one liner and was on a show, Uh, it was
Speaker 1: like should They were trying to like do like a
Speaker 1: send up of telenovela remember this last I think it
Speaker 1: was called telenovela Tella. And then she executive, She she
Speaker 1: like executive, produces some stuff and stomps for Hillary a
Speaker 1: lot sims for Hillary and post and your answer to
Speaker 1: the question is nicolet Sheridan as big a deal the
Speaker 1: rest of them. While this led to a lawsuit hunting,
Speaker 1: this led to a true loss on the show, they
Speaker 1: started to act like, yes she was, but really the
Speaker 1: fun of Britt was always that she would pop in
Speaker 1: and be like Susan and say something like truly bitchy
Speaker 1: and like wash her car and her lingerie and be like,
Speaker 1: oh I just figured I'd washed my car and be
Speaker 1: like really truly, like sorry, in't went out there, but
Speaker 1: this is true. She was like the slut. She was
Speaker 1: the bitch goddess, which is what you need on a show.
Speaker 1: I feel like they started that series it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like the next Sex in the City, and it
Speaker 1: just fizzled so hard. Whatever. I think that I forgot
Speaker 1: about Huffman, and I think I like her the best.
Speaker 1: Also definitely the best that being tired. Desperate Housewives did
Speaker 1: have a good run at being like this the night
Speaker 1: soap that had like season long arcs that were solid.
Speaker 1: It was such a good show in the first season.
Speaker 1: I recommend everyone watched the first season. It just got
Speaker 1: so bad. I love those shows that are such there's
Speaker 1: some shows that's like a few stopped writing this after
Speaker 1: the first season, it would be perfect Glee to extent,
Speaker 1: like like I think two shows to me, or if
Speaker 1: this show stopped at the end of the first season,
Speaker 1: it would be to me, truly perfect art. But like
Speaker 1: that's the nature of television as you have to just
Speaker 1: if it is successful, you have to just keep making
Speaker 1: it up then and then it becomes worse. So it's like, um,
Speaker 1: one of them is Friday Night Lights that if that
Speaker 1: stopped being written after its first season would be truly perfect.
Speaker 1: And also Girls also the same way. I actually think
Speaker 1: the last season of Girls was the best ever, was
Speaker 1: the best time. I think that go back and watched
Speaker 1: the first season. I'm not taking away. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: the first season is amazing, but I think this last
Speaker 1: season was really good. I think it was good, but
Speaker 1: I think that the first season was unbelievable. I think
Speaker 1: that the first this last season was watchable and good,
Speaker 1: but I think that like it has had some unwatchable seasons. Oh,
Speaker 1: there have been some some cloners, but I think that
Speaker 1: like the season is good, but there are still like
Speaker 1: some moments that just don't feel real. There's no grounding
Speaker 1: to them, or it just feels made up. But like
Speaker 1: the first season really felt like very good, honest right,
Speaker 1: and yeah, like very specific. You know there's an episode
Speaker 1: of the first season it's called All Adventurous Women Do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of the best episodes of television. It ends
Speaker 1: with her dancing to the dance to Dancing on My
Speaker 1: Own And also that's the episode which has her fight
Speaker 1: with Andrew Reynolds in the bar. It was nice to
Speaker 1: see you. Your dad is gay, so good, so um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm happy that we talked about that was
Speaker 1: even though I don't watch it, I'm glad to because
Speaker 1: no one talks about it. And I hate when people
Speaker 1: act like something never happened and they feel like all
Speaker 1: of America acts like Desperate Housewives never happened. Well, I
Speaker 1: will say this, and I think I've said this to
Speaker 1: you definitely before matt Um. Desperate Housewives, like ushered TV
Speaker 1: back into like narrative stuff for a while, like two
Speaker 1: thousand to two thousand four. It was like reality, reality,
Speaker 1: reality reality. That's why they're called the Real Housewives. Is
Speaker 1: it is because Desperate Housewives was a huge hit and
Speaker 1: they were like, Okay, let's do a reality show with
Speaker 1: people like this. They wanted to combine the two hits
Speaker 1: of that moment, which are which brings me that the
Speaker 1: last thing I was the first one, He was the
Speaker 1: first one. The last thing I'll say is that I
Speaker 1: truly love looking at beach. Well, we didn't tell you
Speaker 1: this was over yet, so that's not the last. Before
Speaker 1: I died, That's gonna be the last thing I truly love.
Speaker 1: I truly love. I drifted away. It was so crazy,
Speaker 1: and he got up at bed at us and he said,
Speaker 1: I truly love Laguna, truly love. She went into the light. Wow, don't.
Speaker 1: My favorite scene of television, of movies, of art, show
Speaker 1: yours and then we'll all show you nine is the
Speaker 1: scene from the first ever episode of Laguna Beach where
Speaker 1: it's Morgan, I'll see you low and Christina sitting out
Speaker 1: that I named Morgan first, all sitting around a table
Speaker 1: on the deck planning a party with notebooks and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's plan a party and they all write notebooks and something.
Speaker 1: Well it should be like something cool as I know,
Speaker 1: black and white. That's right, a black and white affair.
Speaker 1: And they all write it down their notebook. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Favorite scene of film, television history, and give you mine.
Speaker 1: That one's mine, so you can't take it. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think we all were going to say that question, I
Speaker 1: I have mine? Should I go first? Yeah? You go first.
Speaker 1: My favorite scene in all of seem out of history
Speaker 1: is the scene the last scene an episode of The
Speaker 1: O C. Samara Armstrong's character Anna leaves to get on
Speaker 1: the plane and she's leaving Seth Cohen and he's begging
Speaker 1: her to stay, and she says, Cohen, I have to go,
Speaker 1: and basically she leaves. And there's a beautiful song that
Speaker 1: plays while it's if you Leave, if you Leave, and
Speaker 1: I remember crying, and I remember I started crying. Without
Speaker 1: knowing I was going to cry. I just started to cry,
Speaker 1: and my mom was like trying as well. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we know we love the
Speaker 1: What happened when she said, confidence Cohen? Wait the first season?
Speaker 1: It was first season A good show MANA was like
Speaker 1: a character that like really came on and just like
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a part, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, her arc was up and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this character cannot leave. We've already falling
Speaker 1: in love with her, which is a line from Desperate
Speaker 1: Housewives when they come to get the um when they
Speaker 1: come to get the baby from Gabrielle and Carlos, and
Speaker 1: Gabrielle goes, we've already fallen in love with her. And
Speaker 1: then never forget when Gabby did this insane thing where
Speaker 1: she fixated on the toy. Yes, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was crazy. So they took this toy that she like
Speaker 1: put she like personified this toy that she found as
Speaker 1: a baby, and she literally couldn't let it go. Like
Speaker 1: she was getting crazy. She's having like a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 1: And also never forget the scene where she let the
Speaker 1: balloon go in the park. Yes, the first season, because
Speaker 1: they were trying, because she didn't get nominated for an Emmy,
Speaker 1: they were trying to give her like more since that's
Speaker 1: really her first exactly. I mean her first season was
Speaker 1: just to be like the sassy one, the sassy, sexy
Speaker 1: one who like fucked the high school kid. Who was
Speaker 1: you think about that? The fun high school kid is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's fully crazy and I literally can't believe it have
Speaker 1: and not my show. Favorite scene in all of television
Speaker 1: or film history. Favorite scene of in all of television
Speaker 1: film art as I believe passed right or let for
Speaker 1: sure Grey's Anatomy, I'm not this is controversial season. He's
Speaker 1: in five. I don't remember. Oh my god, Sandro comes home.
Speaker 1: I forget what the context was. It's it's not in
Speaker 1: the episode, it's in the performance and in the delivery
Speaker 1: of this one line. She confronts Owen. Yes, she confronts
Speaker 1: own about something, and she just like really really likes
Speaker 1: once over the season five histoically she just like late
Speaker 1: season five or early season sex. I might be getting
Speaker 1: this wrong, but she stoically like takes him the task
Speaker 1: and then Matt you know this line and then she
Speaker 1: ends this like just delivers it devoid of emotion. Then
Speaker 1: it all cracks at this last song and it took
Speaker 1: a piece of me and will never happen again. Sandra
Speaker 1: Oh icon goddess, television screen goddess. The fact that she
Speaker 1: never wanted for grayesty something that really happened to me.
Speaker 1: There was a year it was Sandra was last year
Speaker 1: on grays Um and it was one of her last
Speaker 1: It was actually I think her last episode of grays
Speaker 1: and she what she talks to Meredith the sun you are.
Speaker 1: It was not even I think episode ever that where
Speaker 1: she was a narrator of it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it was like it started with like her being
Speaker 1: like who are you? How did you get who are you?
Speaker 1: Where are you? How did you get here? And it
Speaker 1: was like those and it's like how did And it's
Speaker 1: like her, that's what you say to a patient to
Speaker 1: let them like to see if they're like cognizant, and
Speaker 1: then it ends with her being like who are you,
Speaker 1: like where where are you? And it's like, it was
Speaker 1: so good. I watched around New York City for a
Speaker 1: full like four months time people that I thought that
Speaker 1: that episode should have been not made it for an
Speaker 1: Emmy Award an episode of season ten of Grace. And
Speaker 1: then oh my god, she didn't stop doing great work.
Speaker 1: I mean she totally could have hung it up, but
Speaker 1: she she kept doing great work till the very end.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait no, there's so Manydro moments like
Speaker 1: how about um um, it's not difficult. It's comparable Oh
Speaker 1: my god in the second season when he's interviewing all
Speaker 1: of them no no, no, no, season four where she
Speaker 1: has to report that she sucked yes, yes, yes, here
Speaker 1: it is a detailed um report on my sexual history satisfied,
Speaker 1: and they're like, we have to do this. It's like
Speaker 1: our job, like sorry, sorry, sorry, and she's like, it's
Speaker 1: not difficult. That's not difficult. It's unbearable, but it's like
Speaker 1: attached to a whole monologue. It's part of that monologue.
Speaker 1: She goes, I am she goes, oh my god, so good.
Speaker 1: I was his hand I was his hand, and now
Speaker 1: I'm a ghost the best, the best says, She goes,
Speaker 1: I was the unseen hand to his brilliant and then
Speaker 1: she literally a tear rolls down her face and she
Speaker 1: looks away from the camera and she goes, and then
Speaker 1: she resumes the monologue and like, it's just it's so fine,
Speaker 1: It's so fine. And also, never forget somebody's to date.
Speaker 1: Wait when is that? Who are you? Who do you
Speaker 1: claim to be? Season? It's in a mile? But also, um,
Speaker 1: remember that stint where it's like her and Mr Feeney
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, Mr fee the guy who plays Mr. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, no, I don't remember that. So she remember
Speaker 1: they take their boards or whatever not they're board like
Speaker 1: they're like, I think it's the other boards one, the
Speaker 1: one that come to their fails because he's sucking Jack's
Speaker 1: Oh this is so at this point, Okay, well wait,
Speaker 1: can I just say it would have been really nice
Speaker 1: of Christina, you, like Meredith Gray's best friend, to fly
Speaker 1: back from Europe to like check in on with her
Speaker 1: after her husband died. And that's my biggest problem I
Speaker 1: think with Gray's Anatomy is like we started it out
Speaker 1: with all these characters and we bought into the world
Speaker 1: and everything, and then it's like, oh yeah, and then
Speaker 1: Izzy left and never came back because you don't like her.
Speaker 1: But also like I'm trying to rhyme some let me
Speaker 1: just give as A. Washington a chance again, because I'm
Speaker 1: don't really care that he said Faggott and I will
Speaker 1: save this from my I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to say one more thing, attacks that I
Speaker 1: want Annison to come back for one episode that going
Speaker 1: to come back totally one of the best, was the best?
Speaker 1: Know the answer is no, because the Gray's Anatomy is
Speaker 1: a husk of its former self, but anion that entrance
Speaker 1: line her first line, Hi, you're sleeping with my husband.
Speaker 1: So you're the woman that's sleeping with my husband, and
Speaker 1: you must be sleeping with my husband. And now they
Speaker 1: ever whenever anyone's like cheats with like truly, since I
Speaker 1: whenever anyone like cheats on their like spouse, I want
Speaker 1: what Meredith did it and it's like it's not the same.
Speaker 1: Always acts like it was like she didn't know. I
Speaker 1: Meredith didn't know, she didn't know, Marilyn didn't know. And
Speaker 1: also she was Christina's person person is when we talking
Speaker 1: about the o C. The o C is an example
Speaker 1: of that would be perfect if it's remember they didn't.
Speaker 1: They opened it up with the first six episodes like before,
Speaker 1: like in August. That's like a preview. Those six episodes
Speaker 1: should have been like the whole series. They should have
Speaker 1: ended up right then. It would have been perfect television.
Speaker 1: I thought that I had the full first season was
Speaker 1: it was good. But the second season is no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. The first season was perfect and then
Speaker 1: the literal first episode of season two was Marissa screaming
Speaker 1: and throwing that chair in the pool, and that's when
Speaker 1: you knew it was over. Started with a six episode
Speaker 1: build up that ended with them coming out of Tiawana
Speaker 1: with Ryan carrying Marissa, and I had my favorite moment
Speaker 1: of all of television, which is when, um it is
Speaker 1: when Ryan. I know when like the second episode maybe
Speaker 1: the first for Luke punches Ryan face and this welcome
Speaker 1: to your seat, bitch. Oh yeah, that's the first episode,
Speaker 1: the whole all of her trask the New Year's Kiss,
Speaker 1: come on. We thought Oliver was going to be good
Speaker 1: in the beginning, and then all of a sudden he
Speaker 1: was fully crazy. I remember it was like one of
Speaker 1: those Fox promos that were like next do see, and
Speaker 1: it was like, I don't know. The scream goes to
Speaker 1: black and you hear a gunshot and it was like,
Speaker 1: oh my, it was fine, that's not gonna go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He literally wasn't a mental case a second ago. Um,
Speaker 1: let's move on to I don't think. I don't know,
Speaker 1: my I don't think so, honey. Last time I was
Speaker 1: people who came for Selena. But now no one's like
Speaker 1: coming for her anymore. So I have to be true
Speaker 1: to that. I mean, no one's coming for her because
Speaker 1: I think she's really sick, right, isn't she not well?
Speaker 1: How do I think for like but not for drugs? Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe I think she might be in rehab for like
Speaker 1: her mental health. Oh sometimes, Derek nnected. Sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know, but I think I literally read
Speaker 1: something was like they made a clarification. They were like,
Speaker 1: she's not going to rehab for drink drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1: She's going to rehab to work on her well being.
Speaker 1: If you're famous, you can be hospitalized for exhaust 's true. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, I have a good. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Actually I have to and I'm gonna do thirty thirty three. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, this is this is I'm gonna time me.
Speaker 1: I'll time you, okay, all right, and then do it?
Speaker 1: Should I just end you at the first or what's
Speaker 1: the deal? So you know what I'm I'm only gonna
Speaker 1: do one, okay, alright, already great, yep, Matt Rodgers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many time starts down. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Shonda rhymes, and you know what, I bet a lot
Speaker 1: of people are gonna be very surprised to him me
Speaker 1: come from Miss Shanda today because I obviously love her work.
Speaker 1: I obviously I'm a fan, longtime fan, longtime listener, first
Speaker 1: time caller to you, honey, because I have a bone
Speaker 1: to pick with you. And guess what. You might have
Speaker 1: thought you got away with this, but you did it.
Speaker 1: How dare you? I don't think so, honey. Give Isaiah Washington,
Speaker 1: a homophobe, a second chance on your show and then
Speaker 1: constantly still dragged Katherine Heigel in the media. You better not.
Speaker 1: You better stop pretending to be all about women. One
Speaker 1: guess what, there was one woman out there who was
Speaker 1: a little outspoken, and then she gets kicked off your
Speaker 1: show and you constantly drag her through the mom when
Speaker 1: you have no reason to. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Josiah Washington called tier I a faggot in the middle
Speaker 1: of the woods, and you thought it would stay in
Speaker 1: the woods. Honey. If a tree falls, maybe no one
Speaker 1: sees it. But if someone says faggot, they get punched
Speaker 1: out by Derek Shephard. And guess what the media knows.
Speaker 1: And also, Shonda Rhymes hates gay people. There I said it.
Speaker 1: You just because one rim job on ABC just not
Speaker 1: make it okay to bring Washington back. I don't think
Speaker 1: so hard. That's one minute. Oh my god. Some people
Speaker 1: think if you lick a butt on primetime TV, it
Speaker 1: breminds all bridges. You think gay people. I think that
Speaker 1: Shonda Rhymes um uses us as props, but never why
Speaker 1: never a gay man? And great except for one episode
Speaker 1: arc because Shonda Rhimes doesn't really she didn't care about
Speaker 1: gay people until she needed to break down a new
Speaker 1: frontier and she's like, what haven't I done yet? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: rim job characters on Scandal, I don't watch. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I don't hate Shonda Himes, and I'm like, I'm pumping
Speaker 1: this full of air because like whatever, but I will
Speaker 1: say that, like, it's not acceptable that she gave Isaiah
Speaker 1: Washington a second chance like that and be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: it was to wrap up this character in this relationship,
Speaker 1: and it was like funk that because there's never been
Speaker 1: more like plot lines hanging them with the is the
Speaker 1: character not returning? I mean, there's so much investment in
Speaker 1: that character early on she became a lead of that show,
Speaker 1: and then for her to just go away in that way,
Speaker 1: like literally they should have just killed the character. I mean,
Speaker 1: we all know that famous Mount Lank at the end
Speaker 1: of season two and that did make curly. But I
Speaker 1: think that for us to for it to be equal,
Speaker 1: we need to see Alex leave the show. I mean
Speaker 1: to see what she does for that, because if Alex
Speaker 1: offt the show and she didn't bring it back, then
Speaker 1: it would be the same. But she if she if
Speaker 1: her defense this because she wanted to wrap up all
Speaker 1: these strings of Christina and she like owed it to
Speaker 1: that character, then I think we need to see Alex leave,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. Isaiah Washington called tr Night of
Speaker 1: faggot and then he said the word faggot again like
Speaker 1: in the pressure m at the Emmy's and like he
Speaker 1: just was ugly and he's a home Like why did
Speaker 1: she give him a second chance? I don't understand, and
Speaker 1: then drag Katherine Heigel in the media because if she
Speaker 1: hasn't been drug enough, like I don't think she's that
Speaker 1: bad of a person, like give me a break, and
Speaker 1: she's and what is she in right now? She wasn't
Speaker 1: She's in a CBS show with Liver and Cox. I
Speaker 1: don't really know. And also I'll never forget, Like when
Speaker 1: that all happened, Katherine Heigel was out there toward the
Speaker 1: press being like this is really upsetting me, the fact
Speaker 1: that he said this, and he shouldn't be speaking in public,
Speaker 1: and like I will defense here night toil my dying day,
Speaker 1: Like that's my really good friend. And I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really cool and exciting that she like had his
Speaker 1: back and that's her friend and everything, and she wasn't
Speaker 1: afraid to say anything. But she doesn't get any accolades
Speaker 1: for that. She only gets ship for the stuff that
Speaker 1: she said, like for example, with calling out and knocked
Speaker 1: up for a little bit of sexism, which I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but watch the movie, like it is a little bit sexist,
Speaker 1: like sure, like whatever, but like I think it was
Speaker 1: like kind of anti feminist of like everyone involved the
Speaker 1: Katherine Heigel thing. I think it's really kind of a
Speaker 1: shame and I don't think so honey. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't think of my Emily nervous but it's okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go next. Um My, I don't think so, honey. Matt,
Speaker 1: do you want to keep an eye on the on
Speaker 1: the clock for me? Yes, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Starts Okay, I'm sorry. Can you start that again? Because
Speaker 1: you do not say the word now. I just thought
Speaker 1: like it was intuitive. It's sorry, it wasn't. Okay, you
Speaker 1: look ready. Starts now. I don't think so, honey. People
Speaker 1: at Shanghai Disneyland who cut the lines, especially at rides
Speaker 1: like soaring over the World, over the landmarks of the world,
Speaker 1: when when it's a three hour wait, mama. People in
Speaker 1: China to have have no sense of decorn and waiting
Speaker 1: and waiting in lines respecting the queue. They cut, They cut,
Speaker 1: they cut, They sneak through the sardine packed lines. The
Speaker 1: little Maze of of whatever. People that are just trying
Speaker 1: to get on fucking tron LFE cycle run. They say,
Speaker 1: I have to make excuse me, excuse me, I have
Speaker 1: to meet my my parents who are waiting for me
Speaker 1: up front. Bullshit. You have your parents here with you.
Speaker 1: You're there alone because look, it's a one child only policy.
Speaker 1: You're there you You're used to being alone, and I
Speaker 1: I see right through you. Honey. I don't like this,
Speaker 1: this this disregard for the basic rules of society. Honey, China.
Speaker 1: You are a farce of a country. I'm ashamed to
Speaker 1: be ashamed to be from China. That's one minute to
Speaker 1: be from China. You heard it here live on. That
Speaker 1: was a heavy and honey that they both have been
Speaker 1: pretty heavy. They've been heavy. Yeah, then that opens the door.
Speaker 1: But one is going through something right now, and it's
Speaker 1: Fun's birthday. That's just tired. I'm tired, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is an adjustment week, and like I'm just having
Speaker 1: to consider a lot. What's adjustment week? What's I got
Speaker 1: back from China? Okay, didn't you hear is? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Yeah, Okay, So I just hope there's
Speaker 1: not something really wrong. What do you suspect it is
Speaker 1: meccury in regular grade? Is that the excuse that I
Speaker 1: always make? But I want to save you, but I
Speaker 1: can only see massive. That's a shitty song from the
Speaker 1: second half of Prison by Katy Perry. I love that.
Speaker 1: I was trying to give Pat more time to think.
Speaker 1: That doesn't have to be about necessarily pop cults, but
Speaker 1: like just about the week, anything that upsets you, anything
Speaker 1: I'll get. I'll give you the time, Pat, This is
Speaker 1: Pat Regans. I don't think so honey. Time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey about people who shamed me
Speaker 1: about um posting on social like too much, or about
Speaker 1: ever being on your phone ever, because people act like
Speaker 1: if you're in a conversation with them that you have
Speaker 1: to have to have to be engaged. But how about
Speaker 1: you like engage me and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I have my phone, Like that's not ever guilt
Speaker 1: anyone for being on our phone to me. All do
Speaker 1: it Like I don't care if I'm staying on the
Speaker 1: subway steps and you need to like side step for
Speaker 1: a second, because guess what counting on It's like take
Speaker 1: a deep breath and not roller eyes quite so hard
Speaker 1: on each other for being on our phones. And second, secondly,
Speaker 1: I will always post my treuth on social media, on
Speaker 1: Facebook dot com, on tour dot com, no matter what,
Speaker 1: and I will do that. I will post every single
Speaker 1: thought that ever enters into my head and I right
Speaker 1: to do that. And for those of you who do
Speaker 1: not post every thought that comes into your head, well
Speaker 1: then I feel truly sorry for you that you're so
Speaker 1: ashamed and embarrassed or that you don't have thoughts that
Speaker 1: are interesting enough to post. And honestly, I will never not,
Speaker 1: once ever again feel badly for speaking my truth because
Speaker 1: I used to do that and guess what killed me?
Speaker 1: Is this going to be what saves you? Yes, that's fine,
Speaker 1: minute beautiful, that was wonderful. I'm a fun episode. And
Speaker 1: the last thing I'll say is I truly love Beach.
Speaker 1: You can catch Pat Regan when you returned from some
Speaker 1: Loine nights someday. You can also catch him on Twitter
Speaker 1: at po Regon And it's really yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it looking as my favorite little present like
Speaker 1: God full disclosed to the listeners. I came into this
Speaker 1: episode a little flustered because Pat had a hard time
Speaker 1: finding the building had necessarily but I had to go outside.
Speaker 1: I had to go outside and try and find just
Speaker 1: missed each other. Pat went into the round building well Bow,
Speaker 1: and I have to say, you're commended for doing like
Speaker 1: a really good job of hiding that. But no, look,
Speaker 1: we've come a long way sinceince since that happened. Totally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I want to say to that my maps on
Speaker 1: my pane said that to fifty Mercer was up over
Speaker 1: Waverley and it's in fact several blocks below that. And
Speaker 1: then they want the man inside this building directed me
Speaker 1: the wrong elevator shaft and I went up to the
Speaker 1: wrong pillar. But that is where I met my husband,
Speaker 1: a hot man, who told me what I find the
Speaker 1: b building? And how did they tell you that you
Speaker 1: would do sexually in Europe? He didn't mention how it's
Speaker 1: the last thing you'll say. I truly love Laguna Beach.
Speaker 1: And can we talk about Nicolette? Thank you, guys, lost
Speaker 1: reason Lie Matt Rogers And that was Pean, our guest.
Speaker 1: Thank you for ever. Well, see you guys next time.
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