WEBVTT -  Second Date Update Classics: Rome-ANTS Isn't Dead + Standup Standoff

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<v Speaker 1>He is your double dose on a Saturday. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you found our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so glad you're here. I know, we got some

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<v Speaker 1>ogs who have been with us the whole time, and

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<v Speaker 1>new people who maybe saw a second date on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>or YouTube, go viral, even Facebook and now out.

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<v Speaker 2>There in the world. I don't even know we're on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio. Yeah, we podcast. I'm like, oh, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>these cities. They're like, we're all the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's old school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been here for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>But every Saturday we'd play two back to back classics,

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<v Speaker 1>and before we get to it, we love to feature

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<v Speaker 1>some of our favorite comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lisa said, I don't know which is funniest this

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<v Speaker 3>radio show podcast or that I've been on sixty three

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<v Speaker 3>first dates.

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<v Speaker 1>Only waiting for my second date updates. How have we

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<v Speaker 1>not talked to you to Oh my god, listen, never

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<v Speaker 1>get a second date? Yes, listen. The way to get

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date update is we go to the website.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jeffrey dot com and then you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the submit page and that's where you can submit

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<v Speaker 1>sixty three submissions. You can put in Lisa for all

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<v Speaker 1>those days. If you are doing the work to find

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<v Speaker 1>out partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Something simple, she's like, you're going to put on clothes darning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, maybe they all suck. She might not be the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There we go. Hey, thanks for leaving

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<v Speaker 1>the comments, Thanks for being here. We're going to start

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<v Speaker 1>your back to back classics right now.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I describe the call that you're about to

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<v Speaker 2>hear a few minutes. Here's what I can say about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You are about to meet one of the most unique

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<v Speaker 2>and interesting women that we've ever had on this show ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fact, Yeah, definitely definitely more interested in me. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you like her? Or will you want to drive

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<v Speaker 2>your car into a ditch? Or will you you fall

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere in the middle. Yeah, I'm guessing you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>fall into one of the other extremes, So better buckle

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<v Speaker 2>up just to be safe. Because to get to this,

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<v Speaker 2>it's your second date update.

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<v Speaker 5>Next second date updated.

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<v Speaker 2>When we look back on our lives and all the

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<v Speaker 2>people that we've dated, there's probably one that stands out

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<v Speaker 2>as the most memorable. And it could be for a

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<v Speaker 2>good reason or a bad reason, but it's the most

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<v Speaker 2>unforgettable person that you've ever been out with. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>one of our listeners, Brett, says, he met that person

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<v Speaker 2>recently and he's distraught. He used that word in his

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<v Speaker 2>email that she's not replying back to his request for

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<v Speaker 2>another hangout.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I understand the music. When you use language like.

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<v Speaker 2>That, distraught is a pretty enormous word for this show.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to dumb it down here on out.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Yeah, I'll do my best.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we appreciate that. So start from the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>and in layman's terms, tell us about the woman that

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<v Speaker 2>you went out with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 6>Her name is Taylor?

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<v Speaker 2>Is a.

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<v Speaker 7>Name?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like monopoly. She is fancy? Okay, how Jimmy Taylor?

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<v Speaker 8>I met her on a dating app. Like, first of all,

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<v Speaker 8>her picture stood out to me. She was standing in

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<v Speaker 8>front of this just amazing painting, this huge, amazing painting.

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<v Speaker 8>Is she an artist, Yeah, she's She was like covered

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<v Speaker 8>in paint and like brushes and had a smock on

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<v Speaker 8>the whole deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, So she's super talented.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, she's super arty and talented. So that stood out

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<v Speaker 8>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there something like, are you also artsy or I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what attracts you to that?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I appreciate our live I've always been kind of arty.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like it sounds exactly like the type of

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<v Speaker 2>women that Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>Dates very art usually just dates the nude models.

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<v Speaker 2>And stuff. I know, water colors come into the fold somewhere,

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<v Speaker 2>finger paint. Well, yeah, I mean that's great. So that's

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<v Speaker 2>something that's attractive to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, absolutely cool.

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<v Speaker 8>She's somebody that I just don't usually meet on dating apps,

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<v Speaker 8>just a certain quality of persona.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, you're building her up pretty big before

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<v Speaker 1>you even meet her. How are you feeling like going

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<v Speaker 1>into the first date?

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<v Speaker 8>I was nervous because I'm not a person.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the type of language that we understand, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she's using paint brushes, you're using Crayola crayon.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that could be intimidating though, if somebody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk art with you and then you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like colors too.

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<v Speaker 2>Art can be fun and art is subjective, right, so

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<v Speaker 2>you can like, I mean, so probably cheat a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us what was the date?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Building it up pretty big?

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<v Speaker 8>The date was amazing and it was She's not even

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<v Speaker 8>like if I look at her physically, she's not even

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<v Speaker 8>really the type of girl I would normally go for.

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<v Speaker 8>But there was something about her, like her presence she.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave you that's so cool, that's that's not what he meant.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, like her aura, you know she had

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<v Speaker 8>like like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool, man, that's cool that you've noticed that that

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<v Speaker 1>you appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye where were you getting this vibe? Like what's the setting?

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<v Speaker 8>Like, yeah, we're in a restaurant. You know, we had

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<v Speaker 8>a couple of drinks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, did you give her that compliment?

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<v Speaker 6>Not? Not quite.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I was just captivated the whole time. You know,

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<v Speaker 8>I was trying not to be not to sound like

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<v Speaker 8>an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>How did not sound like an idiot?

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<v Speaker 2>Go?

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<v Speaker 1>Did that work out for you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I did my best, But I mean I

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<v Speaker 8>think we had a great conversation. I mean we we

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<v Speaker 8>just got into a really deep conversation. Like we're talking

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<v Speaker 8>about love and like the end of.

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<v Speaker 6>Time and whoa.

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<v Speaker 8>And like, if I'm totally honest with you, guys, I

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<v Speaker 8>don't know if I understood everything completely she was talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh, you got to go to the bookstore. Get

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<v Speaker 2>that end of Time for Dummies. I like it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you're saying a lot of nice things about her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you didn't understand. It's a good thing that you

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<v Speaker 2>still vibed and liked her.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think she was thinking about you?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, because just like the way that we

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<v Speaker 8>were dressed. You know, I was in a baseball cap

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<v Speaker 8>and a polo, and she's wearing this long flowing dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, like a like a sun dress? Or did she

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<v Speaker 1>think you were going somewhere fancy?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, we're at the met Galla right.

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<v Speaker 8>The only way I could describe it is that she

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<v Speaker 8>was like a goddess.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I feel like it's still undressed, maybe like arap,

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<v Speaker 1>like a Maxie rap.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, I'm intimidated just hearing about her.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know I've never talked to a goddess before.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if we call her, she's gonna have symphony

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<v Speaker 2>music for her ringtoel. We're going to find out in

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<v Speaker 2>just a minute. Let's talk about how the date ended

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<v Speaker 2>that night.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, yeah, we talked for a really long time and

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<v Speaker 8>I dropped her off and I gave her a.

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<v Speaker 4>Kiss on the cheek.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean it seemed like.

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<v Speaker 8>We both had a good time, and I said I

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<v Speaker 8>would contact her again, But then contacting her again, I

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<v Speaker 8>didn't hear anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So did she ever confirm that she'd contact you back,

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<v Speaker 1>that she was, I mean, give any indication she was

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to seeing you again?

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<v Speaker 8>You know, if she did, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 8>really understood it. She was just kind of talking mysteriously

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<v Speaker 8>a lot, and.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, but yeah, but I liked it. I like the

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<v Speaker 6>way she talked. She was just a very mysterious person.

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<v Speaker 9>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You were sober right on this day. Yeah, like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like not just from alcoholic sober.

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<v Speaker 8>I had a few drinks, but just within the conversation,

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<v Speaker 8>she just started a fire in me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, whoa, I would say, you're drunk in love.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's sound like a poet, right. My body also

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<v Speaker 2>burns in places too. Yeah. We might need to set

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<v Speaker 2>you up with a doctor's appointment after this, but first

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna call Taylor for you and we'll try and

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<v Speaker 2>get you a second date update with the mysterious goddess.

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<v Speaker 4>I like you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm really glad because I'm so nervous. I don't

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<v Speaker 8>know what I would say. I'm glad you guys are

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<v Speaker 8>talking to her first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, we're gonna try our bess. We'll do it

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<v Speaker 2>right after this. Hold on second date update, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>hearing a lot of words that we don't normally get

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<v Speaker 2>for a second date call to describe the woman that

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<v Speaker 2>Brett went out with the other day named Taylor like

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<v Speaker 2>myster goddess, hypnotizing siren.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he said that.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, long flowing dress while she ate her cheese fries.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, dude, that's the goddess. I want to be just

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<v Speaker 1>the cheese fry goddess.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a one in a billion type of woman,

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<v Speaker 2>according to Brett, and he's not sure why. Really it

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<v Speaker 2>works for him because this isn't the typical type of

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<v Speaker 2>lady that he goes for.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe that's exactly why it works right now. The

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<v Speaker 1>other ones have worked. That's why we're here, no question.

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<v Speaker 2>He is curious about where this could take him and Brooke,

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<v Speaker 2>you had some curious years which ended up paying off

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<v Speaker 2>in the end. So what do you think about this woman?

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<v Speaker 1>I think she sounds amazing. Maybe she has a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of options on dating apps, you know, like, if she's

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<v Speaker 1>so different and she stands out so much, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're not the only one that's noticed, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's possible, Brett, Yeah, it's very poss Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you may have some competition, But are you up

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<v Speaker 1>for that? I think it's where can he keep up.

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<v Speaker 2>From?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a little goddess too.

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<v Speaker 2>I am nervous though, to call Taylor here if she's

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<v Speaker 2>as amazing as you say she is. But we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to give it our best shot.

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<v Speaker 6>You guys can do this. I believe in you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm looking to reach Taylor.

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<v Speaker 3>Is calling man.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. My name is Jeffrey from a radio show

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<v Speaker 2>called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Taylor, Hi, Hi, Hello, it's a terrestrial.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, it's nice to say hi to everybody of

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<v Speaker 2>the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>She's Irish.

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<v Speaker 4>And uh.

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<v Speaker 2>We're actually doing a segment right now called a Second

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<v Speaker 2>Date Update, which is a date segment where we try

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<v Speaker 2>and help out some of our listeners with their love lives.

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<v Speaker 3>I love love.

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor. I will tell you right now. We have done hundreds,

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<v Speaker 1>if not thousands of these and no one has ever

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<v Speaker 1>had that response.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you, out of all the hundreds of

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<v Speaker 2>thousands that we've done, no listener has ever talked about

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<v Speaker 2>a date like Brett did about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh, you want to talk about Brett.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's talk about Brett.

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<v Speaker 9>Bab's about you?

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<v Speaker 2>And sorry, that was low class. I love it. We

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<v Speaker 2>won't ask you about Brett.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I guess you could ask yourselves. How do

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<v Speaker 3>French chefs make you love them?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>What a French chef?

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<v Speaker 6>They butter you up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so Brett did that? He was buttering you up

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<v Speaker 2>on the date.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, or maybe he didn't. Did Brett not give

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<v Speaker 1>you enough compliments and you didn't like that?

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<v Speaker 5>It's not enough butter?

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't grease your wheels to.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally just eat butter on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just say this, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I hurt the most when I'm lost, and sometimes the

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<v Speaker 3>hardest to express.

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<v Speaker 4>But the easiest to ignore.

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<v Speaker 3>I can be given to many or just one.

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<v Speaker 10>What am I French fries?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to try worth the most?

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<v Speaker 2>What you know? That makes a lot of sense to

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<v Speaker 2>me when you say that, tailor, but my co host

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<v Speaker 2>seem like they're in the dark a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think I love I love you, love.

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<v Speaker 2>You like bread.

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<v Speaker 1>This makes sense. When we talked to Brett, Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was having a hard time describing how you felt on

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<v Speaker 1>the date. You know, like he didn't know what your

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<v Speaker 1>vibes were. He couldn't really tell because he said you

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<v Speaker 1>talked you were like a mystery you or an enigma

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<v Speaker 1>and very deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we ask you about your date with Brett because

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<v Speaker 2>he told us a little bit from his perspective.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if I should get into specifics,

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<v Speaker 3>but I can tell you this. Okay, what do you

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<v Speaker 3>call two Italian ants?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a joke to Italian romance romance oh rome

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<v Speaker 1>and ants Rome. Okay, okay, okay, So you you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a romantic connection with him. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that he understands that because you're not very direct.

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<v Speaker 2>But can you not judge her so much?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just honestly, I'm getting a little frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>You're intimidated by her, and so you're last I just

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<v Speaker 2>do you talk to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>We all have our process.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, It's very nice for you to be so understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>When my co hosts are being so not understanding. You're

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<v Speaker 2>straight to the point.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just you said romance and ants and that I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that means that you like him right and the

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<v Speaker 1>butter like these are all good things.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like she's just talking about her perspective of

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<v Speaker 2>what love is in general and what's what she's searching

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<v Speaker 2>for in a partner in the universe. I was talking,

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<v Speaker 2>I was finishing my thought and I think that as

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<v Speaker 2>the driver of this segment, it's time to bring Brett

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<v Speaker 2>into the conversation and see if his love fits into

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<v Speaker 2>her love universe.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is that could be interpreted, and you need

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<v Speaker 1>to work on your poetry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not quite as deep as.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bet Jose.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna tell Brett to come on the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Brett, why so, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>The way the segment works is Brett is on the

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<v Speaker 2>other line listening, trying to understand what's going on as

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<v Speaker 2>everyone is beautiful. That's beautiful, okay, okay, so you two

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<v Speaker 2>can talk to each other. Take a breather over here.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I think it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you Did you get what she was saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Brett?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that makes sense to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you interpret it for us.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I think that she is just saying that

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<v Speaker 8>she really uh appreciate love and like connecting with people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Brett, Yes, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>They understand very well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want someone, maybe Brett, maybe not to someday

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<v Speaker 3>have rabbit friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Rabbit friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Rabbit why rabbit friends?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because you know what the rabbit's friends say when

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<v Speaker 3>they get a Valentine's Day cars, what happens. It looks

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<v Speaker 3>like somebody loves you.

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<v Speaker 2>How does that resonate with you?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm I'm a person who you know is always diving

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<v Speaker 8>deep in to.

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<v Speaker 6>The rabbit hole of.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I mean making sense to them. That's what matters.

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<v Speaker 1>Rabbits like to multiply. So maybe care today, gone tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so guys are basic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, no cap on that, okay, but that's I feel

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<v Speaker 2>that the energy vibe in between you two right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, auras are matching.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying, they're meshing the rainbows. Aur now it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a double or orgy.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So, with all that said, and with all the energy

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<v Speaker 2>in this room right now, I would like to ask Taylor,

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<v Speaker 2>will you go out on one more date with Brett?

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<v Speaker 2>Because these these are his words. He said that you

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<v Speaker 2>started a fire within him. I'm not even making that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let me answer your question.

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<v Speaker 6>With a question question.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't want it any other way. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a snake involved. I could never be bad on

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<v Speaker 1>a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't pour some water on raining you just try.

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<v Speaker 8>Right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry, Taylor, did Adam and Eve have a date?

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<v Speaker 3>The answer is no, but they did have an apple?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so you want to have an apple with him?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys would make a good pair. Okay, do we

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<v Speaker 2>have gift cards for apples?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I got I got an apple in the fridge

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>We would love to mail you that apple for a date, Taylor,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're up.

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<v Speaker 4>For it, what will be?

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<v Speaker 1>Will be? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, no wonder he reached out to us for help.

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<v Speaker 2>Understand that I'm gonna say yes that she agreed to

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<v Speaker 2>go out and up with Brett one more time. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like a bee pun joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this day, it's just so exhausting. I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>been on the phone for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>We're I'm calling it. We're sending you guys out one

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<v Speaker 2>more time.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, match made in heaven, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck you.

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<v Speaker 5>Too, Broken Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a text to seventy five nine to two that says,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure I'm the only listener left because my

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<v Speaker 2>radio is broken and I can't change it off your chill.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate you sticking with us. Have a choice. That

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<v Speaker 2>was nuts, that was out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked it, it did, okay, it just got a

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<v Speaker 1>little frustrating for me at a certain point, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>love deep thinkers and everything, but like, can we answer

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<v Speaker 1>our question not another question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I really don't see them

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<v Speaker 2>actually going out again, even though I forced it at

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<v Speaker 2>the end there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't think it matters what you tried to force. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that woman is doing whatever she wants exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the good news. She did save him and

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<v Speaker 2>his feelings because she could have totally been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not on my level, like I'm a mountain and

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<v Speaker 2>he's a lowly flower or what type of mountain goat

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<v Speaker 2>is he? It could have gone that way, but she

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<v Speaker 2>just said what will be will be, and that's how

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<v Speaker 2>we should.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave it, okay. Or she just left him hanging, which

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get married, Like, who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if they got married. He's like, did I say

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<v Speaker 1>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they asked her? And she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>do I. If you ever want to get help from

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<v Speaker 2>this show, it couldn't possibly go any worse than that call.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a call.

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<v Speaker 2>So reach out to us. What's the harm? And you

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<v Speaker 2>can find all of our Seconday podcasts up online wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you get yours.

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<v Speaker 5>A Broken Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say most of our listening audience has never

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<v Speaker 2>been personally involved in a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true. Yeah, oh my god, I bet it's

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<v Speaker 1>zero point zero five percent.

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<v Speaker 2>You have millions of listeners. Most people probably haven't emailed

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<v Speaker 2>the show and haven't had to speak to our producer,

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<v Speaker 2>thank god. But let's say you reach out to us

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<v Speaker 2>and you get selected to do one of these with us.

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<v Speaker 2>The bare minimum that we ask is tell us the

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<v Speaker 2>full story and just pay attention during the call. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just focus for a few minutes while we try to

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<v Speaker 2>help you. You should have to say that though they're

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<v Speaker 2>wanting to hear demanded jeff I think I wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to say it. But that did not happen today. I

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<v Speaker 2>think maybe it's the first time we've ever had to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with the situation like this. You're gonna hear it

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<v Speaker 2>in your second date.

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<v Speaker 5>Update right after this second date update date.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though we already have one in our midst. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>told we are not allowed to say the famous words

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<v Speaker 2>tell me a joke, funny guy. Oh yeah, that's never

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<v Speaker 2>fun because on the phone we've got a stand up comedian. Heydes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't say that to all the stand up comics

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<v Speaker 2>that you meet.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never uttered that sentence in my life. You get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me a joke, funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, Yeah, tell me a joke, funny guy. So it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a comedian, tell me a joke. I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 2>tell me we're good. Suckwere I'm not gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 2>make me a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how it works, but let's ask the

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<v Speaker 2>actual stand up comic who's on the phone right now

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<v Speaker 2>to get a little bit of help. His name is Darren. Darren,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Hey, you're hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>You like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was good?

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<v Speaker 1>I liked it. I liked it a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>Darren.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you been doing the stand up comedy thing?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your goals?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been doing stand up comedy for about ten years now,

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<v Speaker 4>and my goal is just to make people laugh. I

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<v Speaker 4>like to let people just escape from their reality for

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<v Speaker 4>a little while.

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<v Speaker 2>The opposite of our show, like minded brother. Good luck

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<v Speaker 2>out there, man. Yeah, that's better than me. What am

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<v Speaker 2>I saying?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are we calling today?

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<v Speaker 2>You met a girl recently?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually met her at a stand up show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shocking?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always girls hanging out at the end of every

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show waiting to meet the comedian, right, because there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing sexier than a guy or a person that can

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<v Speaker 1>make you laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Was she a groopy bro?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, a lot of these girls are kind of

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<v Speaker 4>on the sleazy side. But this was a classy girl though,

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<v Speaker 4>So she was a rare breed.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this classy girl's name?

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<v Speaker 4>Aaron?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And so Darren and Aaron okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's funny. Think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was it like? Did you strike up conversation

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<v Speaker 1>first or did she approach you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had seen her around a few different shows,

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<v Speaker 4>but I hadn't really talk to her. And she saw

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<v Speaker 4>me do my act and she came up to me

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<v Speaker 4>and told me I was funny, And that was the

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<v Speaker 4>first time I actually asked her out. But at that

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<v Speaker 4>point she told me she doesn't date comics.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a smart, smart choice.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a smart Yeah. How did you respond to that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I told her that's fine because I work construction.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that was good, laugh for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she thought that was funny, And so I finally

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<v Speaker 4>I get her to want to go out with me.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't want to take her to a bar though,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I want to take her somewhere nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, that's almost.

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<v Speaker 2>Like just taking another comedy club. Comedy Clubster is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge bar is great, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to go to your own work? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere nice, would you do?

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<v Speaker 4>So I booked this city bus tour just like goes

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<v Speaker 4>around the city.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh, like the red buses the two stories or

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<v Speaker 1>they have the ones that can go in the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Darren no offense I thought you were saying that you

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<v Speaker 2>were classing it up and city bus tour doesn't come

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<v Speaker 2>to mind when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it's got up upper deck.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a British bus.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is a very classy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends

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<v Speaker 1>is the tour guide.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even know who was doing the joke, so

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<v Speaker 4>it was just like some guy doing all kinds of

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<v Speaker 4>corny stuff and yeah, fun impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of a funny date, like you get to

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<v Speaker 1>see the whole city, you know, a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>to talk and things to talk about.

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<v Speaker 5>How was it?

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<v Speaker 2>How did it go?

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<v Speaker 6>It went good.

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<v Speaker 4>It was going good at first. You know, we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to all these cool places, we're seeing all these different sites. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but then I thought it would be funny to get

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<v Speaker 4>off the bus right before it left for the next stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what wait with her? You mean like, oh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get up the bus and go get a drink.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she was still on the butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you laughing as the bus pulled away with her?

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<v Speaker 1>What she said? She doesn't want any data comic? This

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<v Speaker 1>is what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. You think you're funny and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>being funny.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it was kind of funny when I pretended to

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<v Speaker 4>run after it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what did her face look like?

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<v Speaker 2>Was pretending you're probably get smaller smaller imagining it.

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<v Speaker 4>She was definitely surprised, and she had to wait for me,

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<v Speaker 4>like at the next stop, and she wasn't thrilled about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you tell her it was a joke or did

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<v Speaker 1>you say?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I did tell her it was a joke. I

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<v Speaker 4>thought it was funny, but I ended up having to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt that she didn't laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she did not think it was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually when you explained the joke afterwards, they really burst

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<v Speaker 2>into laughter.

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<v Speaker 1>I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think you gave her?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that watching a man chase a bus exactly? That

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<v Speaker 1>was so specific.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I did it, but I don't

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<v Speaker 4>usually run, so it could have.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen some dudes that are like, why are you

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<v Speaker 2>like that? Maybe the unattractive running thing was going to

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<v Speaker 2>do a Lexus thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Though, since it was a hop on, hop off bus,

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<v Speaker 1>did you were you able to get it back on track,

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<v Speaker 1>like go take her finally to dinner or a drink.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not really. We didn't end up doing anything afterwards.

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<v Speaker 4>I was kind of thinking maybe we should have just

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<v Speaker 4>gone to a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Idea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your home, it's your safe place. Yeah, and also

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, at least a second date, I'll do that,

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<v Speaker 2>But here we are. Huh Okay, So that was how

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<v Speaker 2>it ended.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she

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<v Speaker 4>was very smart. She was not like a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>the other girls in the comedy scene.

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<v Speaker 2>So how long has it been since you and Aaron

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<v Speaker 2>hung out?

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<v Speaker 4>It's been like three weeks now.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard from her at all or seen her

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<v Speaker 1>at the club? Because it sounds like she was going

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<v Speaker 1>to the comedy club.

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<v Speaker 4>She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, scared her right out of the entire comedy

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:13.200
<v Speaker 2>scene laugh watching horror movies. Well, maybe we can cheer

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<v Speaker 2>her up and hopefully get her to agree to another

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 2>date with you when we come back and do your

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<v Speaker 2>second date update right after.

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<v Speaker 5>This second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Quick recap if you're just joining us. We got Darren

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone, who's a stand up comedian and convinced

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<v Speaker 2>a girl at one of his shows to go out

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<v Speaker 2>on a date with him, even though she said she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't date sleazy comics.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't say sleazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's implied. Oh so Darren took her on a

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<v Speaker 2>classy date on a public bus tour, Yeah, where they

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<v Speaker 2>learned about museums and landmarks and bridges, all the sexy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically, it's a private company that runs those, Jeff, all

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<v Speaker 1>the tours.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, well, just so you know, thank you for that

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<v Speaker 9>foot in the city got excuse me, but yeah, it

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<v Speaker 9>was a hop on, hop off bus, so he thought

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<v Speaker 9>it'd be funny to hop off without her.

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<v Speaker 2>And now weeks later he's still trying to recover and

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<v Speaker 2>get himself another date. So that's where we're at.

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<v Speaker 1>If people missed the first part. He did meet back

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<v Speaker 1>up with her that night, it felt like that was

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<v Speaker 1>the last time he saw her. Yes, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel it about that whole revisit of your date there, Darren? Darren?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Sorry, what's that?

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>That revisit of your date there?

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<v Speaker 5>Darren?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, you know, I thought it was okay. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>the part where I got off the bus obviously wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>the best idea, but overall I didn't think.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that okay. Listen, Obviously, you're a top tier comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>The bus thing is hilarious. If this girl doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>a good sense of humor, do you really want a

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 2>dater anyways.

0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 4>Bro, that's true. That's a good point.

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I got you might be the problem with the mindset of.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna watch a movie and Will Ferrell

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be chasing after like a city bus

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<v Speaker 2>one day. We're all going to be like, oh, Darren

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<v Speaker 2>and Darren called this the new Kevin Hart movie city

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<v Speaker 2>Bus Tour.

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<v Speaker 1>Heartthrob. We think we'll fare.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good point. We're not hot, We're just let's

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<v Speaker 2>just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll see if she

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<v Speaker 2>answers and hopefully get an explanation for why she hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>talked to you in three weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck to you too, man.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, it's break a leg.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean they say break a leg because you hope

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<v Speaker 4>to get casts.

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<v Speaker 9>It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well we're going to break a body part and.

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<v Speaker 11>Color in here. Hello, Hey is this Aaron?

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<v Speaker 8>Is this she?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Aaron? You're on the radio right now with the show

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<v Speaker 2>called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>What's some what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing a segment called a second Date Update. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 2>you're not really into laughing and stuff a lot, but

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 2>we're trying to help hook you up with That's what

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 2>she said earlier.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait what you.

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<v Speaker 1>Love laughing and you go to lots of comedy shows,

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't date people that make you laugh.

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<v Speaker 10>How did you guys get my number?

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<v Speaker 2>We got it from Darren, who you went on a

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<v Speaker 2>date with about three weeks ago, Darren the comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, yeah, was that like, oh my god?

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<v Speaker 10>No, it didn't sound like I just it's kind of

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<v Speaker 10>wild that he would give my number to a radio station, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You think, Well, not really, because we do this segment

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<v Speaker 1>like three times a week.

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>This has been going on for decades at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason that he gave us your number is

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<v Speaker 2>because he had a really nice time with you when

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<v Speaker 2>the two of you went out on that bus tour.

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<v Speaker 1>Had nice things about like how class you were and smart.

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<v Speaker 10>And it sounds like he's probably told you a lot already.

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 10>I don't know exactly how much she shared with you

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<v Speaker 10>about our first.

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Date, just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour.

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<v Speaker 2>There was an awkward moment that we kind of mentioned

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 2>before about him like hopping on and off the bus

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<v Speaker 2>as like a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>And as you drove away, still on the bus, he

0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>thought that'd be funny, and he said that you didn't

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 1>find that very humorous.

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, okay, good, So he did tell you that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean, like I like to laugh.

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<v Speaker 10>And everything, but just imagine being in my shoes watching

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 10>your date kind of like sort of not pointing and laughing,

0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 10>but like being outside of a bus watching.

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 5>I mean I was horrified.

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<v Speaker 10>Like I we drove together, so I was like, am

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 10>I gonna now be stuck alone at the car when

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 10>I get back to it?

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>In like panic mode? It's not funny to you.

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<v Speaker 10>No, And we definitely don't have that much history to

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 10>even be kind of pulling those types of situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a good point.

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>But he did say that he apologized that night.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean he did. He definitely did, and he caught

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 10>up with me, so it ended up being fine. And

0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:10.680
<v Speaker 10>like I don't want to like hurt anybody's feelings. I

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 10>just I think the best way to say it is like,

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<v Speaker 10>we just don't really vibe.

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Comedians still have feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fine, so what are you gonna do. Look, I

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 2>understand that sentiment. That's really nice of you to like

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:26.680
<v Speaker 2>keep his feelings in mind, But he's really confused. He's

0:32:26.680 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 2>hoping to get a little bit of insight as to

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 2>why you've, you know, not talked to him in the

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 2>last three weeks, so that maybe he could find some closure.

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 10>All right, Well, since he decided to call you guys

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 10>and ask for it, I mean, I'll tell you, but honestly,

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 10>I think he's funnier on stage.

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<v Speaker 6>Than he is in person.

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 10>And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 10>and they've had time to rehearse this bit that they're

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 10>like funny, and maybe I just didn't get to see

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 10>that side of him. So I don't want to say, like,

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<v Speaker 10>he's not a funny person. I'll just say he's not

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<v Speaker 10>my kind comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great observation most people, guess, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like these guys are practicing jokes for months sometimes, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's still not fun to hear, and you know to

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<v Speaker 1>hear you're not funny? You know that sucks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And uh oh, actually he doesn't. Yeah he he

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<v Speaker 2>kind of does know that now, because the way that

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<v Speaker 2>the segment works, Aaron is we have Darren listening on

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<v Speaker 2>the other line.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I bet he's just laughing and laughing right set

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<v Speaker 1>with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fuel bro is that Darren? Are you there?

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<v Speaker 2>You're cracking up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Sorry, So what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Wait? What are you listening?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't hear her?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I was busy.

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<v Speaker 4>I was doing something around the house. You guys are

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<v Speaker 4>taking for.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of important. The whole reason you call this

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<v Speaker 2>well so that you could hear her explanation, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Another eighty D comedian because you already have one of those,

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<v Speaker 1>Darren talk to Aaron.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, Darren, it sounds like maybe you didn't hear any

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<v Speaker 10>of that, so that's probably for the best.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was just wondering, like, you know, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, already?

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. It's a very important question. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>if you tell the story a few more times, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>sink in for him.

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<v Speaker 10>But go ahead, erin, Karen, when you hopped off of

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<v Speaker 10>the bus the tour operator really put me at ease,

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<v Speaker 10>like both with jokes, and he was also just really

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<v Speaker 10>really nice, And I think.

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<v Speaker 6>It's probably it's probably fair for.

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<v Speaker 10>Me to tell you that he asked for my phone number.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>The tour guide.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I just thought he was so funny and like,

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<v Speaker 10>oh god, we have been out a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 10>and I just don't quite looking at anybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, this is the tour guide from the bus with

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<v Speaker 4>the pretzel jokes in the kazoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I've got a laugh of just thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't heard what he says.

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<v Speaker 4>That's your going to go. He's not even a real comedian.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm out there every day grinding, honing my craft. This

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<v Speaker 4>guy is a half Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 6>Wait?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, Darren, Darren, while you're honing your craft working in

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<v Speaker 10>a quiet room, he's out there actually performing every day.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot of crowd work, doing observational humor for

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<v Speaker 4>people on the sidewalk museum jokes.

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<v Speaker 10>Do you know how hard it is to make history money?

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<v Speaker 2>She's awesome. She's got his back too.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that hurt worse than her just not going out

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<v Speaker 1>with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Darren?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics. I

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<v Speaker 4>guess she's sticking with that.

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<v Speaker 5>This guy is definitely not.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. He got a good one in there. Look, Darren,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the point where normally I'd ask to send

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<v Speaker 2>you two out on a date, and we'd offer to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for it. But I think before I do that,

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<v Speaker 2>now that you've heard, well, I it's kind of heard.

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<v Speaker 2>You missed most of it. But now that you know

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<v Speaker 2>that the girl that you dated is hooking up with

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<v Speaker 2>the corny tour guide from the bus, do you still

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<v Speaker 2>want us to ask her out for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 4>probably pass on.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted like a joke off between the two of us, jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>and she clearly thinks this guy's better.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you know, if he doesn't have any jokes, how

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<v Speaker 4>can we have a joke off?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back

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<v Speaker 2>on like he did on the on the bus. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>stay here, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Try it.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gone?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't work out with Darren.

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<v Speaker 10>Not the only one with.

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<v Speaker 5>Jokes brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, this was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, yeah, I mean, dad humor is on top again the.

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<v Speaker 2>Male and female bus tour guide. You really are natural comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>You're out there educating the public about mid century architecture

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<v Speaker 2>and making people laugh and stealing our dates right out

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<v Speaker 2>from under us. So we salute you. Good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm impressed that you really defended Darren as long

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<v Speaker 1>as you did, since he couldn't even follow the phone

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<v Speaker 1>call to begin with.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, dude, I mean got him a great shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, I can't blame him for

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<v Speaker 2>tuning away from us. I've been there before for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>mid conversation sometimes all right, I'm not even listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one talking most of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I hate it. So I'm gonna stop talking

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<v Speaker 2>and just encourage you to go online and find our podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You can find all of our second dates and all

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<v Speaker 2>of our show content wherever you get yours at Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey, and we will help you in your dating life.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll try it, you know, we'll be here. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how much help will be, but email the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll call that person who's not calling you back,