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Speaker 3: Yeah, Lisa said, I don't know which is funniest this
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Speaker 1: your back to back classics right now.
Speaker 2: How do I describe the call that you're about to
Speaker 2: hear a few minutes. Here's what I can say about it.
Speaker 2: You are about to meet one of the most unique
Speaker 2: and interesting women that we've ever had on this show ever.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, fact, Yeah, definitely definitely more interested in me. No,
Speaker 1: you're welcome.
Speaker 2: Will you like her? Or will you want to drive
Speaker 2: your car into a ditch? Or will you you fall
Speaker 2: somewhere in the middle. Yeah, I'm guessing you're going to
Speaker 2: fall into one of the other extremes, So better buckle
Speaker 2: up just to be safe. Because to get to this,
Speaker 2: it's your second date update.
Speaker 5: Next second date updated.
Speaker 2: When we look back on our lives and all the
Speaker 2: people that we've dated, there's probably one that stands out
Speaker 2: as the most memorable. And it could be for a
Speaker 2: good reason or a bad reason, but it's the most
Speaker 2: unforgettable person that you've ever been out with. Okay, and
Speaker 2: one of our listeners, Brett, says, he met that person
Speaker 2: recently and he's distraught. He used that word in his
Speaker 2: email that she's not replying back to his request for
Speaker 2: another hangout.
Speaker 1: Now, I understand the music. When you use language like.
Speaker 2: That, distraught is a pretty enormous word for this show.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to dumb it down here on out.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I'll do my best.
Speaker 2: All right, we appreciate that. So start from the beginning
Speaker 2: and in layman's terms, tell us about the woman that
Speaker 2: you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 6: Her name is Taylor?
Speaker 2: Is a.
Speaker 7: Name?
Speaker 2: I was like monopoly. She is fancy? Okay, how Jimmy Taylor?
Speaker 8: I met her on a dating app. Like, first of all,
Speaker 8: her picture stood out to me. She was standing in
Speaker 8: front of this just amazing painting, this huge, amazing painting.
Speaker 8: Is she an artist, Yeah, she's She was like covered
Speaker 8: in paint and like brushes and had a smock on
Speaker 8: the whole deal.
Speaker 1: Cool, So she's super talented.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's super arty and talented. So that stood out
Speaker 8: to me.
Speaker 1: Is there something like, are you also artsy or I mean,
Speaker 1: what attracts you to that?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I appreciate our live I've always been kind of arty.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it sounds exactly like the type of
Speaker 2: women that Jose.
Speaker 1: Dates very art usually just dates the nude models.
Speaker 2: And stuff. I know, water colors come into the fold somewhere,
Speaker 2: finger paint. Well, yeah, I mean that's great. So that's
Speaker 2: something that's attractive to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely cool.
Speaker 8: She's somebody that I just don't usually meet on dating apps,
Speaker 8: just a certain quality of persona.
Speaker 1: So I mean, you're building her up pretty big before
Speaker 1: you even meet her. How are you feeling like going
Speaker 1: into the first date?
Speaker 8: I was nervous because I'm not a person.
Speaker 2: That's the type of language that we understand, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: she's using paint brushes, you're using Crayola crayon.
Speaker 1: I mean that could be intimidating though, if somebody wants
Speaker 1: to talk art with you and then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like colors too.
Speaker 2: Art can be fun and art is subjective, right, so
Speaker 2: you can like, I mean, so probably cheat a little bit.
Speaker 2: Tell us what was the date?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Building it up pretty big?
Speaker 8: The date was amazing and it was She's not even
Speaker 8: like if I look at her physically, she's not even
Speaker 8: really the type of girl I would normally go for.
Speaker 8: But there was something about her, like her presence she.
Speaker 2: Gave you that's so cool, that's that's not what he meant.
Speaker 8: I don't know, like her aura, you know she had
Speaker 8: like like.
Speaker 1: That's cool, man, that's cool that you've noticed that that
Speaker 1: you appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Ye where were you getting this vibe? Like what's the setting?
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, we're in a restaurant. You know, we had
Speaker 8: a couple of drinks and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you give her that compliment?
Speaker 6: Not? Not quite.
Speaker 8: I mean I was just captivated the whole time. You know,
Speaker 8: I was trying not to be not to sound like
Speaker 8: an idiot.
Speaker 1: How did not sound like an idiot?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 1: Did that work out for you?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: You know, I did my best, But I mean I
Speaker 8: think we had a great conversation. I mean we we
Speaker 8: just got into a really deep conversation. Like we're talking
Speaker 8: about love and like the end of.
Speaker 6: Time and whoa.
Speaker 8: And like, if I'm totally honest with you, guys, I
Speaker 8: don't know if I understood everything completely she was talking about.
Speaker 2: But oh, you got to go to the bookstore. Get
Speaker 2: that end of Time for Dummies. I like it, Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean you're saying a lot of nice things about her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe you didn't understand. It's a good thing that you
Speaker 2: still vibed and liked her.
Speaker 1: What do you think she was thinking about you?
Speaker 8: I don't know, because just like the way that we
Speaker 8: were dressed. You know, I was in a baseball cap
Speaker 8: and a polo, and she's wearing this long flowing dress.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a like a sun dress? Or did she
Speaker 1: think you were going somewhere fancy?
Speaker 2: She's like, we're at the met Galla right.
Speaker 8: The only way I could describe it is that she
Speaker 8: was like a goddess.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like it's still undressed, maybe like arap,
Speaker 1: like a Maxie rap.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm intimidated just hearing about her.
Speaker 1: But I know I've never talked to a goddess before.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we call her, she's gonna have symphony
Speaker 2: music for her ringtoel. We're going to find out in
Speaker 2: just a minute. Let's talk about how the date ended
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, we talked for a really long time and
Speaker 8: I dropped her off and I gave her a.
Speaker 4: Kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it seemed like.
Speaker 8: We both had a good time, and I said I
Speaker 8: would contact her again, But then contacting her again, I
Speaker 8: didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1: So did she ever confirm that she'd contact you back,
Speaker 1: that she was, I mean, give any indication she was
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing you again?
Speaker 8: You know, if she did, I don't know if I
Speaker 8: really understood it. She was just kind of talking mysteriously
Speaker 8: a lot, and.
Speaker 6: Okay, but yeah, but I liked it. I like the
Speaker 6: way she talked. She was just a very mysterious person.
Speaker 9: I like it.
Speaker 1: You were sober right on this day. Yeah, like, and
Speaker 1: I mean like not just from alcoholic sober.
Speaker 8: I had a few drinks, but just within the conversation,
Speaker 8: she just started a fire in me.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, whoa, I would say, you're drunk in love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sound like a poet, right. My body also
Speaker 2: burns in places too. Yeah. We might need to set
Speaker 2: you up with a doctor's appointment after this, but first
Speaker 2: we're gonna call Taylor for you and we'll try and
Speaker 2: get you a second date update with the mysterious goddess.
Speaker 4: I like you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm really glad because I'm so nervous. I don't
Speaker 8: know what I would say. I'm glad you guys are
Speaker 8: talking to her first.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, we're gonna try our bess. We'll do it
Speaker 2: right after this. Hold on second date update, we've been
Speaker 2: hearing a lot of words that we don't normally get
Speaker 2: for a second date call to describe the woman that
Speaker 2: Brett went out with the other day named Taylor like
Speaker 2: myster goddess, hypnotizing siren.
Speaker 1: I don't think he said that.
Speaker 2: I agree something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, long flowing dress while she ate her cheese fries.
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, that's the goddess. I want to be just
Speaker 1: the cheese fry goddess.
Speaker 2: This is a one in a billion type of woman,
Speaker 2: according to Brett, and he's not sure why. Really it
Speaker 2: works for him because this isn't the typical type of
Speaker 2: lady that he goes for.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's exactly why it works right now. The
Speaker 1: other ones have worked. That's why we're here, no question.
Speaker 2: He is curious about where this could take him and Brooke,
Speaker 2: you had some curious years which ended up paying off
Speaker 2: in the end. So what do you think about this woman?
Speaker 1: I think she sounds amazing. Maybe she has a lot
Speaker 1: of options on dating apps, you know, like, if she's
Speaker 1: so different and she stands out so much, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're not the only one that's noticed, you know.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's possible, Brett, Yeah, it's very poss Okay.
Speaker 1: So you may have some competition, But are you up
Speaker 1: for that? I think it's where can he keep up.
Speaker 2: From?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a little goddess too.
Speaker 2: I am nervous though, to call Taylor here if she's
Speaker 2: as amazing as you say she is. But we're going
Speaker 2: to give it our best shot.
Speaker 6: You guys can do this. I believe in you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking to reach Taylor.
Speaker 3: Is calling man.
Speaker 2: Thank you. My name is Jeffrey from a radio show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hi Taylor, Hi, Hi, Hello, it's a terrestrial.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's nice to say hi to everybody of
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 1: She's Irish.
Speaker 4: And uh.
Speaker 2: We're actually doing a segment right now called a Second
Speaker 2: Date Update, which is a date segment where we try
Speaker 2: and help out some of our listeners with their love lives.
Speaker 3: I love love.
Speaker 1: Taylor. I will tell you right now. We have done hundreds,
Speaker 1: if not thousands of these and no one has ever
Speaker 1: had that response.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, out of all the hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousands that we've done, no listener has ever talked about
Speaker 2: a date like Brett did about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, you want to talk about Brett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about Brett.
Speaker 9: Bab's about you?
Speaker 2: And sorry, that was low class. I love it. We
Speaker 2: won't ask you about Brett.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I guess you could ask yourselves. How do
Speaker 3: French chefs make you love them?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What a French chef?
Speaker 6: They butter you up?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Wait, so Brett did that? He was buttering you up
Speaker 2: on the date.
Speaker 4: I'm not understanding.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, or maybe he didn't. Did Brett not give
Speaker 1: you enough compliments and you didn't like that?
Speaker 5: It's not enough butter?
Speaker 1: He didn't grease your wheels to.
Speaker 2: Literally just eat butter on the date.
Speaker 1: Let me just say this, Okay.
Speaker 3: I hurt the most when I'm lost, and sometimes the
Speaker 3: hardest to express.
Speaker 4: But the easiest to ignore.
Speaker 3: I can be given to many or just one.
Speaker 10: What am I French fries?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to try worth the most?
Speaker 2: What you know? That makes a lot of sense to
Speaker 2: me when you say that, tailor, but my co host
Speaker 2: seem like they're in the dark a little bit.
Speaker 1: So I think I love I love you, love.
Speaker 2: You like bread.
Speaker 1: This makes sense. When we talked to Brett, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was having a hard time describing how you felt on
Speaker 1: the date. You know, like he didn't know what your
Speaker 1: vibes were. He couldn't really tell because he said you
Speaker 1: talked you were like a mystery you or an enigma
Speaker 1: and very deep.
Speaker 2: Can we ask you about your date with Brett because
Speaker 2: he told us a little bit from his perspective.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I should get into specifics,
Speaker 3: but I can tell you this. Okay, what do you
Speaker 3: call two Italian ants?
Speaker 1: This is a joke to Italian romance romance oh rome
Speaker 1: and ants Rome. Okay, okay, okay, So you you want
Speaker 1: to have a romantic connection with him. I don't know
Speaker 1: that he understands that because you're not very direct.
Speaker 2: But can you not judge her so much?
Speaker 1: I'm just honestly, I'm getting a little frustrated.
Speaker 2: You're intimidated by her, and so you're last I just
Speaker 2: do you talk to me?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: We all have our process.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, It's very nice for you to be so understanding.
Speaker 2: When my co hosts are being so not understanding. You're
Speaker 2: straight to the point.
Speaker 1: It's just you said romance and ants and that I
Speaker 1: mean that means that you like him right and the
Speaker 1: butter like these are all good things.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just talking about her perspective of
Speaker 2: what love is in general and what's what she's searching
Speaker 2: for in a partner in the universe. I was talking,
Speaker 2: I was finishing my thought and I think that as
Speaker 2: the driver of this segment, it's time to bring Brett
Speaker 2: into the conversation and see if his love fits into
Speaker 2: her love universe.
Speaker 1: But that is that could be interpreted, and you need
Speaker 1: to work on your poetry.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite as deep as.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet Jose.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell Brett to come on the phone.
Speaker 6: Brett, why so, Taylor.
Speaker 2: The way the segment works is Brett is on the
Speaker 2: other line listening, trying to understand what's going on as
Speaker 2: everyone is beautiful. That's beautiful, okay, okay, so you two
Speaker 2: can talk to each other. Take a breather over here.
Speaker 6: I mean I think it.
Speaker 1: Did you Did you get what she was saying?
Speaker 4: Brett?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Does that makes sense to you?
Speaker 1: Could you interpret it for us.
Speaker 8: I mean I think that she is just saying that
Speaker 8: she really uh appreciate love and like connecting with people.
Speaker 1: Yes, Brett, Yes, oh.
Speaker 2: They understand very well.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: I just want someone, maybe Brett, maybe not to someday
Speaker 3: have rabbit friends.
Speaker 1: Rabbit friends.
Speaker 2: Rabbit why rabbit friends?
Speaker 3: Well, because you know what the rabbit's friends say when
Speaker 3: they get a Valentine's Day cars, what happens. It looks
Speaker 3: like somebody loves you.
Speaker 2: How does that resonate with you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I'm I'm a person who you know is always diving
Speaker 8: deep in to.
Speaker 6: The rabbit hole of.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean making sense to them. That's what matters.
Speaker 1: Rabbits like to multiply. So maybe care today, gone tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Okay, so guys are basic.
Speaker 2: Okay, no cap on that, okay, but that's I feel
Speaker 2: that the energy vibe in between you two right.
Speaker 1: Now, auras are matching.
Speaker 2: You're saying, they're meshing the rainbows. Aur now it's yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a double or orgy.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So, with all that said, and with all the energy
Speaker 2: in this room right now, I would like to ask Taylor,
Speaker 2: will you go out on one more date with Brett?
Speaker 2: Because these these are his words. He said that you
Speaker 2: started a fire within him. I'm not even making that up.
Speaker 3: Well, let me answer your question.
Speaker 6: With a question question.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want it any other way. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
Speaker 1: There's a snake involved. I could never be bad on
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 2: Don't pour some water on raining you just try.
Speaker 8: Right now.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Taylor, did Adam and Eve have a date?
Speaker 3: The answer is no, but they did have an apple?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you want to have an apple with him?
Speaker 2: You guys would make a good pair. Okay, do we
Speaker 2: have gift cards for apples?
Speaker 1: Or I got I got an apple in the fridge
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: We would love to mail you that apple for a date, Taylor,
Speaker 2: if you're up.
Speaker 4: For it, what will be?
Speaker 1: Will be? Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, no wonder he reached out to us for help.
Speaker 2: Understand that I'm gonna say yes that she agreed to
Speaker 2: go out and up with Brett one more time. This
Speaker 2: is like a bee pun joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this day, it's just so exhausting. I think we've
Speaker 1: been on the phone for two hours.
Speaker 2: We're I'm calling it. We're sending you guys out one
Speaker 2: more time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, match made in heaven, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Good luck you.
Speaker 5: Too, Broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, we.
Speaker 2: Got a text to seventy five nine to two that says,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I'm the only listener left because my
Speaker 2: radio is broken and I can't change it off your chill.
Speaker 2: We appreciate you sticking with us. Have a choice. That
Speaker 2: was nuts, that was out there.
Speaker 1: I liked it, it did, okay, it just got a
Speaker 1: little frustrating for me at a certain point, Like I
Speaker 1: love deep thinkers and everything, but like, can we answer
Speaker 1: our question not another question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I really don't see them
Speaker 2: actually going out again, even though I forced it at
Speaker 2: the end there.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think it matters what you tried to force. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that woman is doing whatever she wants exactly.
Speaker 2: But here's the good news. She did save him and
Speaker 2: his feelings because she could have totally been like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's not on my level, like I'm a mountain and
Speaker 2: he's a lowly flower or what type of mountain goat
Speaker 2: is he? It could have gone that way, but she
Speaker 2: just said what will be will be, and that's how
Speaker 2: we should.
Speaker 1: Leave it, okay. Or she just left him hanging, which
Speaker 1: kind of sucks.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get married, Like, who knows.
Speaker 1: Even if they got married. He's like, did I say
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: I don't know if they asked her? And she goes,
Speaker 2: do I. If you ever want to get help from
Speaker 2: this show, it couldn't possibly go any worse than that call.
Speaker 5: It was a call.
Speaker 2: So reach out to us. What's the harm? And you
Speaker 2: can find all of our Seconday podcasts up online wherever
Speaker 2: you get yours.
Speaker 5: A Broken Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: I would say most of our listening audience has never
Speaker 2: been personally involved in a second date update.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Yeah, oh my god, I bet it's
Speaker 1: zero point zero five percent.
Speaker 2: You have millions of listeners. Most people probably haven't emailed
Speaker 2: the show and haven't had to speak to our producer,
Speaker 2: thank god. But let's say you reach out to us
Speaker 2: and you get selected to do one of these with us.
Speaker 2: The bare minimum that we ask is tell us the
Speaker 2: full story and just pay attention during the call. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: just focus for a few minutes while we try to
Speaker 2: help you. You should have to say that though they're
Speaker 2: wanting to hear demanded jeff I think I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: to say it. But that did not happen today. I
Speaker 2: think maybe it's the first time we've ever had to
Speaker 2: deal with the situation like this. You're gonna hear it
Speaker 2: in your second date.
Speaker 5: Update right after this second date update date.
Speaker 2: Even though we already have one in our midst. I'm
Speaker 2: told we are not allowed to say the famous words
Speaker 2: tell me a joke, funny guy. Oh yeah, that's never
Speaker 2: fun because on the phone we've got a stand up comedian. Heydes.
Speaker 2: I don't say that to all the stand up comics
Speaker 2: that you meet.
Speaker 1: I've never uttered that sentence in my life. You get it.
Speaker 1: Tell me a joke, funny.
Speaker 2: Guy, Yeah, tell me a joke, funny guy. So it's like,
Speaker 2: you're a comedian, tell me a joke. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: tell me we're good. Suckwere I'm not gonna be like,
Speaker 2: make me a sandwich.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it works, but let's ask the
Speaker 2: actual stand up comic who's on the phone right now
Speaker 2: to get a little bit of help. His name is Darren. Darren,
Speaker 2: welcome the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, you're hilarious.
Speaker 4: You like that?
Speaker 2: Oh that was good?
Speaker 1: I liked it. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 7: Darren.
Speaker 2: How long have you been doing the stand up comedy thing?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: What's your goals?
Speaker 4: I've been doing stand up comedy for about ten years now,
Speaker 4: and my goal is just to make people laugh. I
Speaker 4: like to let people just escape from their reality for
Speaker 4: a little while.
Speaker 2: The opposite of our show, like minded brother. Good luck
Speaker 2: out there, man. Yeah, that's better than me. What am
Speaker 2: I saying?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who are we calling today?
Speaker 2: You met a girl recently?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I actually met her at a stand up show.
Speaker 1: Oh shocking?
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: There's always girls hanging out at the end of every
Speaker 1: comedy show waiting to meet the comedian, right, because there's
Speaker 1: nothing sexier than a guy or a person that can
Speaker 1: make you laugh.
Speaker 2: Was she a groopy bro?
Speaker 4: I mean, a lot of these girls are kind of
Speaker 4: on the sleazy side. But this was a classy girl though,
Speaker 4: So she was a rare breed.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: What's this classy girl's name?
Speaker 4: Aaron?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And so Darren and Aaron okay.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Think about that.
Speaker 2: That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: So what was it like? Did you strike up conversation
Speaker 1: first or did she approach you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had seen her around a few different shows,
Speaker 4: but I hadn't really talk to her. And she saw
Speaker 4: me do my act and she came up to me
Speaker 4: and told me I was funny, And that was the
Speaker 4: first time I actually asked her out. But at that
Speaker 4: point she told me she doesn't date comics.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a smart, smart choice.
Speaker 2: It is a smart Yeah. How did you respond to that?
Speaker 4: Well, I told her that's fine because I work construction.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was good, laugh for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she thought that was funny, And so I finally
Speaker 4: I get her to want to go out with me.
Speaker 4: And I don't want to take her to a bar though,
Speaker 4: you know, I want to take her somewhere nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, that's almost.
Speaker 2: Like just taking another comedy club. Comedy Clubster is a.
Speaker 1: Huge bar is great, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't want to go to your own work? Okay,
Speaker 2: somewhere nice, would you do?
Speaker 4: So I booked this city bus tour just like goes
Speaker 4: around the city.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, like the red buses the two stories or
Speaker 1: they have the ones that can go in the water.
Speaker 2: Darren no offense I thought you were saying that you
Speaker 2: were classing it up and city bus tour doesn't come
Speaker 2: to mind when I.
Speaker 1: Think it's got up upper deck.
Speaker 2: It's a British bus.
Speaker 4: But this is a very classy.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends
Speaker 1: is the tour guide.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know who was doing the joke, so
Speaker 4: it was just like some guy doing all kinds of
Speaker 4: corny stuff and yeah, fun impressed.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a funny date, like you get to
Speaker 1: see the whole city, you know, a lot of time
Speaker 1: to talk and things to talk about.
Speaker 5: How was it?
Speaker 2: How did it go?
Speaker 6: It went good.
Speaker 4: It was going good at first. You know, we're going
Speaker 4: to all these cool places, we're seeing all these different sites. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but then I thought it would be funny to get
Speaker 4: off the bus right before it left for the next stop.
Speaker 1: Wait what wait with her? You mean like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get up the bus and go get a drink.
Speaker 4: No, she was still on the butt.
Speaker 1: Were you laughing as the bus pulled away with her?
Speaker 1: What she said? She doesn't want any data comic? This
Speaker 1: is what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. You think you're funny and you're not
Speaker 2: being funny.
Speaker 4: No, it was kind of funny when I pretended to
Speaker 4: run after it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did her face look like?
Speaker 2: Was pretending you're probably get smaller smaller imagining it.
Speaker 4: She was definitely surprised, and she had to wait for me,
Speaker 4: like at the next stop, and she wasn't thrilled about that.
Speaker 1: Did you tell her it was a joke or did
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: No, I did tell her it was a joke. I
Speaker 4: thought it was funny, but I ended up having to apologize.
Speaker 2: I felt that she didn't laugh.
Speaker 4: No, she did not think it was funny.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 2: Usually when you explained the joke afterwards, they really burst
Speaker 2: into laughter.
Speaker 1: I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick?
Speaker 2: Do you think you gave her?
Speaker 1: Not that watching a man chase a bus exactly? That
Speaker 1: was so specific.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I did it, but I don't
Speaker 4: usually run, so it could have.
Speaker 2: I've seen some dudes that are like, why are you
Speaker 2: like that? Maybe the unattractive running thing was going to
Speaker 2: do a Lexus thing?
Speaker 1: Though, since it was a hop on, hop off bus,
Speaker 1: did you were you able to get it back on track,
Speaker 1: like go take her finally to dinner or a drink.
Speaker 4: No, not really. We didn't end up doing anything afterwards.
Speaker 4: I was kind of thinking maybe we should have just
Speaker 4: gone to a bar.
Speaker 1: Idea.
Speaker 2: It's your home, it's your safe place. Yeah, and also
Speaker 2: you're like, at least a second date, I'll do that,
Speaker 2: But here we are. Huh Okay, So that was how
Speaker 2: it ended.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she
Speaker 4: was very smart. She was not like a lot of
Speaker 4: the other girls in the comedy scene.
Speaker 2: So how long has it been since you and Aaron
Speaker 2: hung out?
Speaker 4: It's been like three weeks now.
Speaker 1: Have you heard from her at all or seen her
Speaker 1: at the club? Because it sounds like she was going
Speaker 1: to the comedy club.
Speaker 4: She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her.
Speaker 2: Oh God, scared her right out of the entire comedy
Speaker 2: scene laugh watching horror movies. Well, maybe we can cheer
Speaker 2: her up and hopefully get her to agree to another
Speaker 2: date with you when we come back and do your
Speaker 2: second date update right after.
Speaker 5: This second date update.
Speaker 2: Quick recap if you're just joining us. We got Darren
Speaker 2: on the phone, who's a stand up comedian and convinced
Speaker 2: a girl at one of his shows to go out
Speaker 2: on a date with him, even though she said she
Speaker 2: doesn't date sleazy comics.
Speaker 1: She didn't say sleazy.
Speaker 2: Well that's implied. Oh so Darren took her on a
Speaker 2: classy date on a public bus tour, Yeah, where they
Speaker 2: learned about museums and landmarks and bridges, all the sexy stuff.
Speaker 1: Technically, it's a private company that runs those, Jeff, all
Speaker 1: the tours.
Speaker 9: Yes, well, just so you know, thank you for that
Speaker 9: foot in the city got excuse me, but yeah, it
Speaker 9: was a hop on, hop off bus, so he thought
Speaker 9: it'd be funny to hop off without her.
Speaker 2: And now weeks later he's still trying to recover and
Speaker 2: get himself another date. So that's where we're at.
Speaker 1: If people missed the first part. He did meet back
Speaker 1: up with her that night, it felt like that was
Speaker 1: the last time he saw her. Yes, how do you
Speaker 1: feel it about that whole revisit of your date there, Darren? Darren?
Speaker 4: Oh? Sorry, what's that?
Speaker 1: That revisit of your date there?
Speaker 5: Darren?
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I thought it was okay. I mean,
Speaker 4: the part where I got off the bus obviously wasn't
Speaker 4: the best idea, but overall I didn't think.
Speaker 2: It was that okay. Listen, Obviously, you're a top tier comedian.
Speaker 2: The bus thing is hilarious. If this girl doesn't have
Speaker 2: a good sense of humor, do you really want a
Speaker 2: dater anyways.
Speaker 4: Bro, that's true. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I got you might be the problem with the mindset of.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna watch a movie and Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: is going to be chasing after like a city bus
Speaker 2: one day. We're all going to be like, oh, Darren
Speaker 2: and Darren called this the new Kevin Hart movie city
Speaker 2: Bus Tour.
Speaker 1: Heartthrob. We think we'll fare.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. We're not hot, We're just let's
Speaker 2: just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll see if she
Speaker 2: answers and hopefully get an explanation for why she hasn't
Speaker 2: talked to you in three weeks.
Speaker 1: It's a long time.
Speaker 2: Good luck to you too, man.
Speaker 1: You guys, it's break a leg.
Speaker 4: I mean they say break a leg because you hope
Speaker 4: to get casts.
Speaker 9: It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing.
Speaker 1: If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we're going to break a body part and.
Speaker 11: Color in here. Hello, Hey is this Aaron?
Speaker 8: Is this she?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 2: Aaron? You're on the radio right now with the show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: What's some what's going on?
Speaker 2: We're doing a segment called a second Date Update. It's
Speaker 2: a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard
Speaker 2: you're not really into laughing and stuff a lot, but
Speaker 2: we're trying to help hook you up with That's what
Speaker 2: she said earlier.
Speaker 5: Wait what you.
Speaker 1: Love laughing and you go to lots of comedy shows,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 2: Don't date people that make you laugh.
Speaker 10: How did you guys get my number?
Speaker 2: We got it from Darren, who you went on a
Speaker 2: date with about three weeks ago, Darren the comedian.
Speaker 1: My god, yeah, was that like, oh my god?
Speaker 10: No, it didn't sound like I just it's kind of
Speaker 10: wild that he would give my number to a radio station, don't.
Speaker 1: You think, Well, not really, because we do this segment
Speaker 1: like three times a week.
Speaker 2: This has been going on for decades at this point.
Speaker 2: But the reason that he gave us your number is
Speaker 2: because he had a really nice time with you when
Speaker 2: the two of you went out on that bus tour.
Speaker 1: Had nice things about like how class you were and smart.
Speaker 10: And it sounds like he's probably told you a lot already.
Speaker 10: I don't know exactly how much she shared with you
Speaker 10: about our first.
Speaker 2: Date, just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour.
Speaker 2: There was an awkward moment that we kind of mentioned
Speaker 2: before about him like hopping on and off the bus
Speaker 2: as like a joke.
Speaker 1: And as you drove away, still on the bus, he
Speaker 1: thought that'd be funny, and he said that you didn't
Speaker 1: find that very humorous.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, good, So he did tell you that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, like I like to laugh.
Speaker 10: And everything, but just imagine being in my shoes watching
Speaker 10: your date kind of like sort of not pointing and laughing,
Speaker 10: but like being outside of a bus watching.
Speaker 5: I mean I was horrified.
Speaker 10: Like I we drove together, so I was like, am
Speaker 10: I gonna now be stuck alone at the car when
Speaker 10: I get back to it?
Speaker 1: In like panic mode? It's not funny to you.
Speaker 10: No, And we definitely don't have that much history to
Speaker 10: even be kind of pulling those types of situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a good point.
Speaker 1: But he did say that he apologized that night.
Speaker 10: I mean he did. He definitely did, and he caught
Speaker 10: up with me, so it ended up being fine. And
Speaker 10: like I don't want to like hurt anybody's feelings. I
Speaker 10: just I think the best way to say it is like,
Speaker 10: we just don't really vibe.
Speaker 1: Comedians still have feelings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fine, so what are you gonna do. Look, I
Speaker 2: understand that sentiment. That's really nice of you to like
Speaker 2: keep his feelings in mind, But he's really confused. He's
Speaker 2: hoping to get a little bit of insight as to
Speaker 2: why you've, you know, not talked to him in the
Speaker 2: last three weeks, so that maybe he could find some closure.
Speaker 10: All right, Well, since he decided to call you guys
Speaker 10: and ask for it, I mean, I'll tell you, but honestly,
Speaker 10: I think he's funnier on stage.
Speaker 6: Than he is in person.
Speaker 10: And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted
Speaker 10: and they've had time to rehearse this bit that they're
Speaker 10: like funny, and maybe I just didn't get to see
Speaker 10: that side of him. So I don't want to say, like,
Speaker 10: he's not a funny person. I'll just say he's not
Speaker 10: my kind comedy.
Speaker 1: It's a great observation most people, guess, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like these guys are practicing jokes for months sometimes, so
Speaker 1: it's still not fun to hear, and you know to
Speaker 1: hear you're not funny? You know that sucks?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And uh oh, actually he doesn't. Yeah he he
Speaker 2: kind of does know that now, because the way that
Speaker 2: the segment works, Aaron is we have Darren listening on
Speaker 2: the other line.
Speaker 1: Oh I bet he's just laughing and laughing right set
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuel bro is that Darren? Are you there?
Speaker 2: You're cracking up?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Sorry, So what happened?
Speaker 2: What? Wait? What are you listening?
Speaker 1: You didn't hear her?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was busy.
Speaker 4: I was doing something around the house. You guys are
Speaker 4: taking for.
Speaker 2: It's kind of important. The whole reason you call this
Speaker 2: well so that you could hear her explanation, but.
Speaker 1: Another eighty D comedian because you already have one of those,
Speaker 1: Darren talk to Aaron.
Speaker 10: Hey, Darren, it sounds like maybe you didn't hear any
Speaker 10: of that, so that's probably for the best.
Speaker 4: But I was just wondering, like, you know, what happened?
Speaker 1: Oh god, already?
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. It's a very important question. Maybe
Speaker 2: if you tell the story a few more times, it'll
Speaker 2: sink in for him.
Speaker 10: But go ahead, erin, Karen, when you hopped off of
Speaker 10: the bus the tour operator really put me at ease,
Speaker 10: like both with jokes, and he was also just really
Speaker 10: really nice, And I think.
Speaker 6: It's probably it's probably fair for.
Speaker 10: Me to tell you that he asked for my phone number.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: The tour guide.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just thought he was so funny and like,
Speaker 10: oh god, we have been out a couple of times,
Speaker 10: and I just don't quite looking at anybody else.
Speaker 4: Right, this is the tour guide from the bus with
Speaker 4: the pretzel jokes in the kazoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've got a laugh of just thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I didn't heard what he says.
Speaker 4: That's your going to go. He's not even a real comedian.
Speaker 4: I'm out there every day grinding, honing my craft. This
Speaker 4: guy is a half Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 10: Well, Darren, Darren, while you're honing your craft working in
Speaker 10: a quiet room, he's out there actually performing every day.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of crowd work, doing observational humor for
Speaker 4: people on the sidewalk museum jokes.
Speaker 10: Do you know how hard it is to make history money?
Speaker 2: She's awesome. She's got his back too.
Speaker 1: Does that hurt worse than her just not going out
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 5: Darren?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics. I
Speaker 4: guess she's sticking with that.
Speaker 5: This guy is definitely not.
Speaker 2: All right. He got a good one in there. Look, Darren,
Speaker 2: this is the point where normally I'd ask to send
Speaker 2: you two out on a date, and we'd offer to
Speaker 2: pay for it. But I think before I do that,
Speaker 2: now that you've heard, well, I it's kind of heard.
Speaker 2: You missed most of it. But now that you know
Speaker 2: that the girl that you dated is hooking up with
Speaker 2: the corny tour guide from the bus, do you still
Speaker 2: want us to ask her out for you?
Speaker 4: Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 4: probably pass on.
Speaker 1: I wanted like a joke off between the two of us, jokes,
Speaker 1: and she clearly thinks this guy's better.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, if he doesn't have any jokes, how
Speaker 4: can we have a joke off?
Speaker 2: Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back
Speaker 2: on like he did on the on the bus. We'll
Speaker 2: stay here, hilarious.
Speaker 4: Try it.
Speaker 2: Are you gone?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 10: Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't work out with Darren.
Speaker 10: Not the only one with.
Speaker 5: Jokes brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Man, this was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I mean, dad humor is on top again the.
Speaker 2: Male and female bus tour guide. You really are natural comedians.
Speaker 2: You're out there educating the public about mid century architecture
Speaker 2: and making people laugh and stealing our dates right out
Speaker 2: from under us. So we salute you. Good for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm impressed that you really defended Darren as long
Speaker 1: as you did, since he couldn't even follow the phone
Speaker 1: call to begin with.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, dude, I mean got him a great shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I can't blame him for
Speaker 2: tuning away from us. I've been there before for sure,
Speaker 2: mid conversation sometimes all right, I'm not even listening right now.
Speaker 1: You're the one talking most of the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hate it. So I'm gonna stop talking
Speaker 2: and just encourage you to go online and find our podcast.
Speaker 2: You can find all of our second dates and all
Speaker 2: of our show content wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey, and we will help you in your dating life.
Speaker 2: We'll try it, you know, we'll be here. I don't
Speaker 2: know how much help will be, but email the show.
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back,