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Speaker 1: Then Jubile show on demand, what's the worst date You've

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Speaker 1: ever been? On? Call? Stop eight to eight, three four three,

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. I asked the question because a

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Speaker 1: new police came out and ask people the most unacceptable

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Speaker 1: first date activities. I'll tell you the number one answer

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But some of the top answers

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Speaker 1: going shopping as a first date activity. Love it. What's

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Speaker 1: wrong with that? Yeah? I kind of like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: it depends are you the shoppy or the shopper? Are

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Speaker 1: you paying for it? Or you would get to go shopping.

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Speaker 1: I think getting to go shopping well just to roll

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Speaker 1: for the first date. Anyway, Any bad day where I

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Speaker 1: have to pay for anything is a bad day. Your

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Speaker 1: Christian activity is like swimming or attending a gym class

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Speaker 1: are not good first date activity? They say, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: took them swimming so that their makeup comes off. That's amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you said we're going to see right through all the

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Speaker 1: filters right here that first date. Yeah, I have no

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Speaker 1: idea how waterproof makeup is the Number one answer though,

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Speaker 1: for the worst first date activity is anything that involves family.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, taking someone as a plus one to a

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Speaker 1: wedding is a big no oh on the first date.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, if there's an open bar, I'll be

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Speaker 1: your first alb absolutely. I once was on a date

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Speaker 1: with this dude where I met him at his house.

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Speaker 1: This is so freaking amazing. And then he ordered a

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Speaker 1: limo first date. But I had known him before. He

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Speaker 1: had just recently broken up with his girlfriend, like a

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Speaker 1: couple months before that. So I get in the limo.

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Speaker 1: We'd go to dinner, and we're enjoying dinner, and you

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Speaker 1: go Applebee's. I went to like a fancy state restaurants,

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Speaker 1: like we were all dressed up right. Two hours into dinner,

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Speaker 1: we had ordered dessert and I went to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I come back and his ex girlfriends at the table.

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Speaker 1: What yep? Yes, I would have thrown wine in her face.

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Speaker 1: I could not believe that that was happening to me

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Speaker 1: because I knew who she was. I saw pictures of

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Speaker 1: her right, so I walked on the corner. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: just showed up. She showed up, yo, My god. He

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Speaker 1: ordered a Limo and the confirmation for the limo went

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Speaker 1: to her email and then she forgot So if she

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Speaker 1: was there to like fight you, no, she was yelling

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Speaker 1: at him. It was she just kept looking at him.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't even really paying attention to me at all,

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Speaker 1: she I mean, which was nice because what did I do?

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Speaker 1: So you're on you We're kind of on a double

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Speaker 1: date sort of thing. Now she's on your date, just

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Speaker 1: sitting there like smiling at her, like because he doesn't care,

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Speaker 1: he don't want to be with her anymore, just like

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Speaker 1: you're crazy. And then and she goes, You're the most

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Speaker 1: disgusting man that I have ever seen in my entire life.

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Speaker 1: Like I just had sex with you the other day,

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Speaker 1: and I cannot believe that you are dating on a date.

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Speaker 1: Like she was just like talking like that, and she

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Speaker 1: was just staring at him, going off. And then she's like,

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Speaker 1: are you recording me? Are you acting? Devin? What's up?

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Speaker 1: So here's my bad date story? Right, Um, I get

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Speaker 1: to the bar we're supposed to meet. We went on tender,

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Speaker 1: you know, we chatted for a little bit, and she

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Speaker 1: shows up forty five minutes late and she's just wasted

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Speaker 1: just way O. God, you made up some excuse about

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Speaker 1: how like you know, she was nervous about coming out

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Speaker 1: to the day and all that stuff. You know, I

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Speaker 1: get but like she just got hammered. And we met it, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, pretty late in the thing, like nine o'clock

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Speaker 1: or so. So I wonder if she like came from

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Speaker 1: a previous date or like came from a previous engagement. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, so we sat down at the bar, um

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Speaker 1: she gets a drink, bartender refused as a server, and

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Speaker 1: she loses it. Oh no, she loses her mind at

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Speaker 1: this poor poor bartender, and she's just like going off

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Speaker 1: on this guy. And then finally, like she turns to

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Speaker 1: me and she's like, so, why don't we just get

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Speaker 1: out of here. We can just go back to my place.

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Speaker 1: I'll just get the drink there. Oh, I've known her

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Speaker 1: for five minutes before, five minutes been yelling at a

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Speaker 1: bartenders have been impressive in those five Yeah. Yeah, either

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Speaker 1: you're sexy or the beer goggles made you look sexy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was. It was hopefully the bova. Though. I feel

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Speaker 1: like you and I have been on the first date

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Speaker 1: with the same person before. I had a first day

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Speaker 1: like that before too. She was absolutely hammered, blacked out

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Speaker 1: right right at the beginning of the date the whole time.

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Speaker 1: And I've met her there I met her at the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I was like, she's slurring, speech impediment, and then I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: she's hammered. And then she couldn't drive it and she

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Speaker 1: was trying to walk down a hill and her shoes

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Speaker 1: fell off and she's like, yeah, my shoes, and I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: the speech impediment was vodka. I was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: remember talking with a weird lisp, but I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: she's just hammered. This actually happened this weekend. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: a first date, but it was a first like time

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Speaker 1: that I thought that I was maybe vibing with someone

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Speaker 1: and we could date. And they said something very very

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Speaker 1: flattering to me and like it don't take much to

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Speaker 1: charm me. So I was at a party this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I was at a party this loking this guy who's

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Speaker 1: very handsome comes up and he's like, we met last week.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember, I guess because I was drunk. I

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Speaker 1: was out of him. I was out at a bar

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Speaker 1: we'd met last week, and I was like, oh, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't really recall, but he was like, you had

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Speaker 1: the most amazing energy and I would like to get

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Speaker 1: to know you more and I was like, what a

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Speaker 1: nice nice say. Yeah, so we chit chatted for a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Fast forward, he ends up following me into

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Speaker 1: the restroom at this party where we exchange the kiss

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Speaker 1: and you know, and I was like, oh, this is

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Speaker 1: so cute, like I actually want to get to know

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Speaker 1: this guy. On the way out, he said, this is

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend, meet him. What No, stop it? So the

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Speaker 1: first date stopped before it even got started. Move Oh no, okay,

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Speaker 1: call us up right now in a date three four, three,

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Speaker 1: one to six one. What's the worst first date you've

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Speaker 1: ever been on? Is it worse than either of those fighting?

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Speaker 1: Or was he cheating? I'm still in sure. Are you

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Speaker 1: going to find out? Yeah? I want to The Jebel

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